pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts from 2025

  1. Increasingly, while sitting at restaurants waiting for my food, especially when I’m sitting outside in the cold, I finely sharpen a hatred of the very existence of “to go” orders and the people who place them, places that take them, and the various services and go-betweens who enable them.

    everyone else is mad about qr code menus, but I get even madder about this.

    when I make a to go order myself, I’m a very special boy and would like my food please and thank you.

  2. Got one of those neato pdp11/70 kits ( https://obsolescence.wixsite.com/obsolescence/pidp-11-get-one) for my birthday. I am shoddy with detail work and managed to only botch two soldering pin-throughs which were easy enough to correct.

    PiDP-11 Get One | obsolescenceobsolescence

    only fitting that, having destroyed every pair of side cutters I’ve ever owned on guitar strings, I initially used a d’addario string winder/trimmer to cut the pins.

    It was insufficient and I finally broke down and caught a bus to the hardware store for a little pair of kleins to finish the job.

    my posting station, two apple studio displays on a white fully standing desk w/ a black embody chair. the desk is covered in entry level soldering gear, coffee cups, an NA beer can, and the kit, in pieces, during assembly.
    Figure 1. my posting station, two apple studio displays on a white fully standing desk w/ a black embody chair. the desk is covered in entry level soldering gear, coffee cups, an NA beer can, and the kit, in pieces, during assembly..
    closer, later shot of my posting station w. the pdp11/70 kid and a bunch of parts in deli containers surrounded by junk from my soldering gear including electrical tape, masking tape, radioshack leaded solder that is probably older than I am, pickup, wire strippers, needle nose pliars, pinchers, and a cheap iron. A white d’addario string winder sits on the plastic container lid I’m using as a bench rest.
    Figure 2. closer, later shot of my posting station w. the pdp11/70 kid and a bunch of parts in deli containers surrounded by junk from my soldering gear including electrical tape, masking tape, radioshack leaded solder that is probably older than I am, pickup, wire strippers, needle nose pliars, pinchers, and a cheap iron. A white d’addario string winder sits on the plastic container lid I’m using as a bench rest..
  3. Idk how people who are able are not constantly, when at home, slinking around quiet as a mouse, from activity, to task, to seating, to get a snack, and so on, idk how they live.

    “how quietly can I operate this latch? How softly can I close this door?” I think to myself.

    "how delicately can I step–no, pad–across the room without dragging or stomping my feet. how can I coordinate my limbs like a little dancer?”

    then the parents stay with us for the holidays.

  4. No application responds more quickly or irreversibly to keyboard shortcuts than the one you mistype into while thinking you are posting.

  5. Decent crumb!

    20% wheat, 70% 00 , 10% bread (I was out of 00), sourdough levain, overnight ferment and bake.

    the crust of a neo-neapolitan pizza torn into two sheet pieces on a plat. the bottom is leoparded, the crumb is very open
    Figure 1. the crust of a neo-neapolitan pizza torn into two sheet pieces on a plat. the bottom is leoparded, the crumb is very open.

    I made this before we went out for dinner in the spiral mixer, let it proof on the counter until we got back from a show, tossed the fermenter in my "server room” overnight, balled it up ~350g balls at 10AM, and launched the last one into an 800F oven around noon, leaving me three balls to spare for lunch this week, now cold fermenting.

    Rainbow has great flour in bulk but it would be neat if there was somewhere to get residential quantities of spelt or hard red wheat or bolted wheat.

    while i’m making requests, it would be neat if there was somewhere to buy residential quantities of swiss american pepperoni. molinari seems to have a vice grip on the city and it is boring a f.

    totally possible i’m being too hard on myself when I use it, I’ve never made a pizza I didn’t complain about while I was enjoying it. for all I know swiss american and molinari are different labels of the same sticks. But what if?

    "try a fanc—“ bzt, I want commercial prop 65 junk, not delicious snacks.

  6. Visited a friend this summer who I haven’t seen in person in ten years or so, but stay in touch with over email (ha!), so I know where they work and so on but not much else

    anyway, I remembered that someone who might in theory work relatively close to them at their job was in a social space I was in, who posted in chats I ignored and meant nothing to me but I thought to ask “oh hey, (saying something like this paragraph out loud)” do you know this person?”

    [squints at my phone]

    “Yes.”

  7. Https://gameboat.org/the-resonant-computing-manifesto/

    the resonant computing manifesto(if you haven't seen it, count yourself lucky.) The people who build these products aren't bad or evil. Most of us got into tech with an earnest desire to l...gameboat: a blog

    nice.

    the entire mode of discourse of the RCM, which I probably unfairly credit and think of as “wired house style” after my exposure to it in wired magazine in the 90s, says very little to me and I distrust people who use it. It is a childishly modey-mode. "here is some rhetoric.”

    Every word and phrase choice is ad copy obscuring some other thing. Passive things are presented as active and primary things. active things are presented passively as inevitabilities.

    right off the bat we’re making the world a better place instead of trying to pay the rent and participate in life. "this is nice but I could make it better.”

    but what’s this? with the rise of, or emergence of, or I-just-learned-about-this of capital deploying a canceled scam with a new name? golly, they aren’t falling for it, what to do?

    this calls for a yes or no decision, nothing else will do. are you with us?

    step right up, yes, you, out of the crowd, step right up, this elixir will celebrate and elevate your very atomic individuality, blah blah

    while writing this, my mac had no idea how to help me spell a word that was wrong in two very normal ways to be wrong, a doubled letter and a wrong vowel. 🤭

    white text on a black background of my draft of a post in this thread with “inevitabilities” misspelled as “innevitibilities underlined in red dots.
    Figure 1. white text on a black background of my draft of a post in this thread with “inevitabilities” misspelled as “innevitibilities underlined in red dots..
  8. Ebay’s “look at this stuff you bought” notification and my last two purchases seem to a theme.

    The shirt worked out well for my kraftwerk halloween costume.

    I wanted a gravy boat because my kid loves rice with gravy or s&b golden curry or masala sauce, or whatever. We’ve been using an oxo pyrex thing forever. Anyway, it arrived washington football team maroon.

    Ceramics must not photograph well, as I had the same kind of “huh” experience getting some cappuccino cups from loveramics. Oh well.

    photographs of a red mid-century ceramic gravy boat and  a red dress shirt, folded and pinned for sale, in an ebay “please provide ratings” email notification.Vintage Brusche California Pottery ...Rate purchaseOmega Italy Men's Premium Slim Fit ...Rate purchase
    Figure 1. photographs of a red mid-century ceramic gravy boat and a red dress shirt, folded and pinned for sale, in an ebay “please provide ratings” email notification.Vintage Brusche California Pottery ...Rate purchaseOmega Italy Men's Premium Slim Fit ...Rate purchase.
  9. Discord and slack and sure, your znc-in-mosh, if you are cool like that, I’m not anymore, could probably have an advanced setting to strip get parameters of pasted URLs on input, and/or on display, without breaking more clicks or unfurls than are already broken by missing microlink views (or whatever they are called).

    for one thing, bare urls look better, and for another thing, it might discipline ad networks.

  10. This is really neat to me. Back in the 00s I made this a feature of my personal site and the leftovers make for weird historcial artifacts now 20-25 years later.

    I irreversibly destroyed the entire archive in a imagemagick shell script mistake at some point but I still have a few that survived elsewhere.

    https://xoxo.zone/@waxy/115634168572254301

    Waxy.org (@waxy@xoxo.zone)Desk Stops: creative technologists share their desktops, which seem to fall into extreme minimalism or utter chaos https://www.deskstop.computer/XOXO Zone
    screenshot of what looks like how I sent a friend tickets to see mitch hedberg at the baltimore improv in 2002. The OS is probably gentoo (the gkrellm kernel version is 2.4.19-gen something?) and I’m using the (kick ass imo) k10k theme for e17, the browser looks like firefox an IE5 theme for some reason? It also looks like I used an eterm window to take the shot, minimized all of my other windows to the bottom left, and have four virtual desktops w/ a ninjatune wallpaper on half of them.
    Figure 1. screenshot of what looks like how I sent a friend tickets to see mitch hedberg at the baltimore improv in 2002. The OS is probably gentoo (the gkrellm kernel version is 2.4.19-gen something?) and I’m using the (kick ass imo) k10k theme for e17, the browser looks like firefox an IE5 theme for some reason? It also looks like I used an eterm window to take the shot, minimized all of my other windows to the bottom left, and have four virtual desktops w/ a ninjatune wallpaper on half of them..
    another e17, k10k theme shot with pine, irc, an eterm, no gkrellm, two virtual desktops, circa 2002. in IRC we’re talking about mozilla themes, and my old blog self-written and terrible php blog is open to a post from 2002 about a show being canceled. The code for the blog is open in a vim window in another eterm?
    Figure 2. another e17, k10k theme shot with pine, irc, an eterm, no gkrellm, two virtual desktops, circa 2002. in IRC we’re talking about mozilla themes, and my old blog self-written and terrible php blog is open to a post from 2002 about a show being canceled. The code for the blog is open in a vim window in another eterm?.
    a mac osx screenshot using hte “milk” theme probably, 2004-09-09, featuring a postit about catching up on my billing, adium, omniweb, geekterm, mail.app, showing someone what I was seeing for some sort of storm tracking?
    Figure 3. a mac osx screenshot using hte “milk” theme probably, 2004-09-09, featuring a postit about catching up on my billing, adium, omniweb, geekterm, mail.app, showing someone what I was seeing for some sort of storm tracking?.
    a 2004? shot of mac osx with a bunch of different variants of art I’d made for the quake 3 clan I used to be in, called “acid*sun” later called “plan b”.
    Figure 4. a 2004? shot of mac osx with a bunch of different variants of art I’d made for the quake 3 clan I used to be in, called “acid*sun” later called “plan b”..
  11. Sat in a chair I don’t normally sit in while reading a book and was reminded that I took our nazar eye (🧿) that my sister picked up for us while visiting Turkey and brought it downstairs, attached a metal hook to the sliding glass patio door, stashed the nazar somewhere to keep safe while the adhesive bonded to the door, and have been unable to find the nazar ever since.

    The hook is still there, with nothing attached, a few years later. I’ve looked everywhere. Gonna buy a new one.

  12. If in fact you are reading this post, you are violating code 431.322.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton in 1995 and that means that you CANNOT threaten our ISP(s) or any person(s) or company storing these files, and cannot prosecute any person(s) affiliated with this website.

  13. I pull a few pieces of spaghetti out of the box, accidentally breaking a few in the process, and then throw them all at the wall, dry, to see if they stick, and none of them do and some of the pieces fall in a crack full of crumbs and stuff that I can see into sometimes but can’t reach into.

  14. Me: I would like to coin the term plausineering if no one else has.

    pal: we are entering the plausicene.

  15. [sitting at Hi-hat having a slice of Jersey Tomato Pie and a beer while the Giants/Saehawks(??) game is on]

    If it’s called shotgun formation, shouldn’t the center snap two handfuls of miniature footballs to the quarterback at once instead of just the one normal sized football?

  16. I think between you and me, or whatever, but, I think that it is weird that people post paragraph long preambles in chat linking to positions they are hiring for or that would be on their team without naming the company the job is at a single time.

    It really seems like a majority of people do this. Like, I get why greenhouse refuses to include that in the unfurl, I think. I hate it, but I get it. I don’t get OPs who do it. Main-character syndrome?

  17. So funny that my take away is always and forever will be that after speed walking to BART, skipping steps on the escalators in a panic, hopping through train car doors I was worried were going to close (never actually closing doors, that’s gauche), skipping steps up all flights at the Embarcadero, speed walking to my appointment and just making it on time, that "I can make it downtown in 20 minutes, maybe 15?” and not any of the luck or urgency required to make that happen.

    “don’t you have to leave?”

    “Nah, I can make it downtown in fifteen minutes. Oh. Oh, shit, I gotta leave.”

    Every time.

  18. One of those nights where I sit with a guitar in my lap and iReal up on my phone and try to figure out what key willie is playing in on one of his records of standards (tonight, the “That’s Life” record, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq_-vz_qOd0&list=PLM_eo-srGT72vo-aOuegEnA3jSJr3qaDI&index=1) so that I can play rhythm for it before the song gets through the A section.

    Nice Work If You Can Get ItProvided to YouTube by Legacy RecordingsNice Work If You Can Get It · Willie NelsonThat's Life℗ 2021 Sony Music EntertainmentReleased on: 2021-02-26Associate...YouTube

    Sometimes it takes me the whole dang song.

  19. Have started tracking macros of what I eat for the first time and participating in the family budgeting spreadsheet for the first time beyond paycheck contribution.

    it turns out that both fit in the same brain slots as computer janitoring and were easier to add to the routine than my many-years of putting-off-the-very-concept-of-even-trying suggested.

  20. Jeans

    jeans

    jeans

    [alt text for quoted photo, a woman stands behind the counter of a carnival game sh’e running where you throw something in a basked to win a prize. 1 in wins. throw for 25¢.

    Prizes include foam dice in red, green, or blue, or a gray mystery stuffed animal. Above on the wall are giant teddy bears in red, brown, blue, and yellow.

    the woman is wearing a white t-shirt w/ rings on the collar and sleeves that says 'jeans jeans jeans’ on it]

    https://tech.intersects.art/@roadside/115531565434073157

    old roadside pictures (@roadside@tech.intersects.art)Attached: 1 image boardwalk game, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978Tech Intersects Art
  21. Welcome to mastodon [points to the sign]

    a basketball hoop in the george moscone recreation center in san francisco. the backboard is glass, and the facility has taped hand-made signs that say "NO DUNKING" behind the glass in the top left and right corners.
    Figure 1. a basketball hoop in the george moscone recreation center in san francisco. the backboard is glass, and the facility has taped hand-made signs that say "NO DUNKING" behind the glass in the top left and right corners..
    ECU, one of the signs, red colored-in matter, all caps on white paper:NODUNKING
    Figure 2. ECU, one of the signs, red colored-in matter, all caps on white paper:NODUNKING.
  22. Poster dossier update opportunity: Lately I’ve wanted to add a few apps to amethyst’s (the Mac tiling window manager I have used for the past year and a half) float exception list and it doesn’t work afaict (also the menubar icon isn’t always there like it should be?) so I’ve switched to Rectangle ( https://rectangleapp.com), which has its own quirks and is less capable in some ways but meets my needs.

    RectangleMove and resize windows in macOS using keyboard shortcuts or snap areas. The official page for Rectangle.rectangleapp.com
  23. Opinion Sections: the highest stage of liberalism.

  24. [keynote speaker at the big annual laundry basket engineering conference podium joking to a slide of a top view plan of a standard basket with red dots all over the handles.]

    [next slide]

    next up is a slide with a table on it titled “Mean time to handle failure for handles 1, 2, 3, and 4 for rectangular baskets produced in 2024” with a little side diagram explaining for first timers that these are the top, right, bottom, and left handles in standard orientation. the speaker continues…

  25. Idk, pentagon reporters should just wear neck gators pulled up to their eyes and generic media-surplus PRESS badges and claim to be from media that signed the loyalty oath

  26. All week I thought I’d really messed up my left elbow doing some exercise with a cool name like skull crushers (which I hate but do) or something and then the kid asked for a piggy back ride tonight and up he goes and instantly I saw a flashback of the last time I did this like it was an infomercial before-product clip and billy mays (RIP) was about to come on and convince me that I needed to place an order on installments

  27. Everloving wife asked for a cappuccino even though, to her, coffee only smells good but does not taste good, because I’m still NYC jetlagged and waking up at 04:30 which she does not like.

    so I got one of her fancy tea cups she never uses out of the credenza (lol who has a gd credenza? this old guy I guess) for the occasion and accidentally got an appropriately spoopy one.

    a porcelain (or at least lookin’ and fealin’ porcelain? idk) tea cup white bowl shaped tea cup with a built in inverted bowl stand and a delicate gold plated (leaf?)  handle just right for one finger. Around the top outer ring of the cup and the bottom ring to fhte base are decorative blue dark blue flowers with gold line work. The top inch of the cappuccino has been drank to reveal that the inside of the cup on the far side says “Witch!” in block calligraphy for some reason. The milk foam florrette art is still mostly in shape from a pretty ok-ish pour by me.
    Figure 1. a porcelain (or at least lookin’ and fealin’ porcelain? idk) tea cup white bowl shaped tea cup with a built in inverted bowl stand and a delicate gold plated (leaf?) handle just right for one finger. Around the top outer ring of the cup and the bottom ring to fhte base are decorative blue dark blue flowers with gold line work. The top inch of the cappuccino has been drank to reveal that the inside of the cup on the far side says “Witch!” in block calligraphy for some reason. The milk foam florrette art is still mostly in shape from a pretty ok-ish pour by me..
  28. RIP Ken Parker https://kenparkerarchtops.com

    Ken Parker Archtops - Finest Archtop Guitars Ken Parker, known for the Parker Fly, has turned his attention to making the archtop guitar an instrument that plays to the strengths of all genres. His designs use space age and traditional materials, with unique and as time honored techniques, to produce instruments that are sweeter, louder, more Ken Parker Archtops

    Reeves Gabrels playing a Fly w/ Bowie and on his own The Sacred Squall of Now solo record was my north star of cool in high school in the mid-90s to such an extent that I just learned he passed when a high school friend heard and thought of me to pass along the news.

    Ken’s Youtube is also great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDuWp2Bg7MQ

    Ken Parker_The History and Evolution of the Archtop GuitarKen's lecture about the History and Evolution of the archtop guitar at the Rocky Mountain Archtop festival in 2019.Ken may be gone, but because of his illnes...YouTube

    I thought I wanted to do 3D stuff when I grew up and so I taught myself 3D Studio (R2, for dos. Layers, lofts, and tweening.) in ‘94 or ‘95 by, among other things, mocking up a Fly by eyeballing an ad for them in Guitar Player Magazine of Gabrels holding one.

    As soon as I was making any money, about ten years later, I bought one https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/parker-fly-classic/.

    a wireframe rendering of what I thought a parker fly looked like based on a single magazine ad photo, which, now that I actually own one, I now know is wrong in many ways beyond simply being very amateurish. This fly was the first thing I made to teach myself Autodesk’s 3D Studio R2.The body wireframe is blue, the neck brown, and the rest black, over a white background.
    Figure 1. a wireframe rendering of what I thought a parker fly looked like based on a single magazine ad photo, which, now that I actually own one, I now know is wrong in many ways beyond simply being very amateurish. This fly was the first thing I made to teach myself Autodesk’s 3D Studio R2.The body wireframe is blue, the neck brown, and the rest black, over a white background..

    kinda neat engineering (I have no idea what I’m talking about and am pretty credulous, but, neat to me for sure), the entire thing is an archtop with no sides or back ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbBzabnNJhk), ultimately compromised to move units / be a little more practical built with a bunch of 90s stunts like carbon fiber and stainless steel and lasers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbBzabnNJhk

    Parker Fly Prototype - Ken Parker - Luthier Stories S2 E5Ken Parker is a true visionary in the world of the modern electric and arch top guitars. His revolutionary “Parker Fly” design was a paradigm shift when it f...YouTubeParker Fly Prototype - Ken Parker - Luthier Stories S2 E5Ken Parker is a true visionary in the world of the modern electric and arch top guitars. His revolutionary “Parker Fly” design was a paradigm shift when it f...YouTube
  29. Just got back from three days in Manhattan [NPR foley sample of the white noise of car traffic and honking, and of scaffolding being put up or town down] and had pizza for lunch all three days; Patsy’s in Harlem, Prince Street, and Sofia.

    Each was incredible in its own way. Sofia’s slices are so, so thin, but still have that perfect crunchy/soft "wow” that it practically melts in your mouth.

  30. Valley-poster, a “broadly”-to-“like, “ browser extension. Now with "broadly speaking”-to-“like, totally, “

  31. Dualism is the evolutionary crab of philosophy

    an up-scaled lego minifig, itself made of legos, about 50 bricks tall, wearing a hat which is tilted back to reveal an identical normal sized minifig who is operating the larger version of itself using levers and gears
    Figure 1. an up-scaled lego minifig, itself made of legos, about 50 bricks tall, wearing a hat which is tilted back to reveal an identical normal sized minifig who is operating the larger version of itself using levers and gears.
    ecu, the legunculus
    Figure 2. ecu, the legunculus.
  32. Kinda funny in a non-ha-ha way that wearing a mask indoors now says “I have covid" in addition to saying “I’m a debbie downer” but I’ll keep wearing these damned things

  33. We gave our now-refurbished stand mixer to a friend who bakes very well, very regularly.

    While I carried it from our condo to her car, the glass bowl tipped off of the pins it rests on and smashed onto the ground into a million pieces. The mixer still works but now I need to find her a bowl.

    What a move, sheesh.

    I tried to find the last time I posted about something a lot like this happening to me before on mastodon but it predated social media, 😆: https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/sellhhhh-drop-a-tv/

  34. Often Repeated in the Same Conversation, Sometimes Immediately

    The grandfather said to their grandson, “….” The grandson, unable to context switch when spoken to casually, said “What?”

    The grandson said to their grandfather, “….” The grandfather, unable to hear when spoken to casually, said “What?”

  35. Lo Pan

    Little China Before Burtonism

  36. Junior (seven next weekend!) is up in his room playing legos and singing “Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah” which he knows on account of how often I have https://sunramusic.bandcamp.com/album/pink-elephants-on-parade on, he’s got not other association with it at all.

    Pink Elephants on Parade, by Sun Ra & His Arkestra13 track albumSun Ra

    tempting to look for bootlegs that this hints exist. it sure would be nice if they were already collected into a volume 2 re: “there are countless ad hoc recordings of Ra performing Disney tunes”

    (this post is completely unrelated to television shows)

  37. Let muni trick out a low-rider '94 New Flyer articulated trolley coach

  38. Still loving that strava can do this nonsense but not ask me, “hey, are you on a bus right now!? this was supposed to be a walk.”

  39. Pointed at “smoker (current or ex)" (it’s true!) on the excuses list to get a covid booster today at Walgreens after getting a flu shot this morning at my local.

    they did not make me prove it by demonstrating that I can roll my own, light one with a single match in heavy wind, blow rings, or french inhale but I would have been willing and able if required.

  40. Tfw you’ve been through hell AND purgatory

    a white street sign in sf marking the end of Virgil street, white with black letters  ENDVIRGIL
    Figure 1. a white street sign in sf marking the end of Virgil street, white with black letters ENDVIRGIL.
  41. Some of this was made easier by walking the weekend of SF Pride, so that I could walk alley to alley across the numbered streets near Market with impunity because the roads were all closed.

    I really want to walk the Portola but I’m gonna have to learn the bus transfers to even get there, so I’ll probably work through Hayes, the TL, FiDi, and North Beach first instead.

  42. 🚶🏽‍♂️

    🏁 what I’m considering SOMA, Rincon Hill, and South Beach loosely and not accurately bound by 16th Street, Market Street the Embarcadero, and Mission Creek.

    I don’t get to SOMA very often, and when I do it’s from Muni or a BART or whatever so it was mentally just a bunch of islands.

    Lots and lots of half-block alleys to dead ends, and in fact I left the dead ends of Welsh St. from Fifth and Morris unwalked. Oh well.

    Next: starting on the north side of market.

    https://mastodon.social/@gravely/114529945329729737

    gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 1 image 🚶🏽‍♂️ 🏁 what I'm considering The Excelsior. Lovely neighborhood of sidewalk gardens and views. Dipping into McLaren Park for the final few east side walks was a nice bonus. Getting there on the 14 or 49 or BART was convenient but the time it took limited how often I could get any miles in on weekday mornings. Luckily the buses stop a block from my house and are running by 6AM those mornings. Next: Outer Mission, or Portola?Mastodon
    a map of san francisco’s east side with the fefrry building in the top right corner and market at castro in the bottom left corner. Every street and alley south of market (the bottom right half of the map) has a purple line on it indicating that I’ve walked it with GPS on. A few paths are also marke on the other side - from my work to various events and up to coit tower, but not much.
    Figure 1. a map of san francisco’s east side with the fefrry building in the top right corner and market at castro in the bottom left corner. Every street and alley south of market (the bottom right half of the map) has a purple line on it indicating that I’ve walked it with GPS on. A few paths are also marke on the other side - from my work to various events and up to coit tower, but not much..
  43. Mad libs

    “things too many people have that nobody wants”

    I’m _(reason)not_drinking_so_much anymore so I’m getting rid of my all of my _(hobby)beer_home_brewing_gear all at once, so if you know anybody in (city and/or county)san_francisco who wants to _(ambitious and unlikely outcome)_come_pick_it_up, let me know.

  44. Was looking to see if i had posted about how i managed to injure myself while prepping dinner a few years ago then, because last night i did it again, in almost exactly the same way.

    well it turns out that i don’t think i posted about it, but this wish-it-was-a-ligature finger wag that i made up for some other thing was in the search results for “finger”

    ⃔ ☝🏼⃕

    very funny having the same injury that will take a month to heal a second time because I get to skip all the treatments that don’t work, and skip learning to not bump into it constantly, I just stop using that finger for anything.

    Bespoke ace wrap over cloth >>>> any sticky band-aid for my skin type, band-aids just fall off and varieties only improve when not if.

    and it’s funny to look backwards on cause-effect that I just disregard in realtime by applying the fundamental attribution error to myself

    I sprained my right wrist and started doing a no-numbers body weight cut around the same time two weeks ago so I’ve been more clumsy (lack of calories) and handling things funny and bumping into things when I carry stuff w/ my dominant hand that has a sprained wrist so, no surprised that I eventually made a mistake with a kitchen tool with it.

    one of our fiddle leaf’s started dropping leaves as they do a month ago and eventually dropped 90% of it’s leaves with the exception of three healthy branches. it looks terrible after like four years of amazing fitness in the same place.

    it took me another month to remember that I on a whim used some “indoor house plant fertilizer” prior that I found under the sink on all the house plants prior to this happening.

    Oops.

  45. Every time I walk past this house I’m like “Damn, I didn’t think people actually used More Windows (high color)”

    a photograph of the front facade of a house in san francisco. the house is stucco or some other flat surface with a staircase first rising to the right, parallel to the house that then turns and rises to the left parallel to the house. The windows are black aluminum and double-hung with no shutters. The inner wall facade of the lower staircase is bright yellow and presents as an arrow wedge pointing right because the outer facade is the gray again. A decorative yellow line along the barn style roof pitch is also the same yellow.between first first and second story windows, the owner (I presume) has affixed the word HOPE in raised 2’ high all capital san serif letters painted the same dark gray as the house. I don’t know what is going on with that, but I’m getting hippie shit vibes, on the hippie/punk spectrum.Anyway, for more on More Windows (high color), check out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX9B_BYMXQE.
    Figure 1. a photograph of the front facade of a house in san francisco. the house is stucco or some other flat surface with a staircase first rising to the right, parallel to the house that then turns and rises to the left parallel to the house. The windows are black aluminum and double-hung with no shutters. The inner wall facade of the lower staircase is bright yellow and presents as an arrow wedge pointing right because the outer facade is the gray again. A decorative yellow line along the barn style roof pitch is also the same yellow.between first first and second story windows, the owner (I presume) has affixed the word HOPE in raised 2’ high all capital san serif letters painted the same dark gray as the house. I don’t know what is going on with that, but I’m getting hippie shit vibes, on the hippie/punk spectrum.Anyway, for more on More Windows (high color), check out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX9B_BYMXQE..
  46. Made three cup last night and mistakenly used rice vinegar instead of rice wine.

    given the sauce calls for two parts rice wine to one part soy sauce, this was a real mad-recipe-commentor’s-wildly-innappropriate-substitution, but it was kinda ok? but I also certainly won’t do it again.

    junior balked immediately after devouring just enough to not be starving anymore and pivoted to desert.

  47. Yesterday was a lovely day for a little municipal yachting, and hiking conditions on Angel Island were ideal, although we were dodging half-marathoners descending the north ridge trail, the sunset trail return was less trafficked.

    Sutro Tower from Mount Caroline Livermore on Angel Island. The bottom 1/5th of the photo is is a solid layer of clouds. In the center, the tiny “pirate ship” spires of Sutro Tower and the barest bit of the three horizontal braces peeks above the clouds. The rest of the photo is blue sky with a few much higher faint wisps of clouds.
    Figure 1. Sutro Tower from Mount Caroline Livermore on Angel Island. The bottom 1/5th of the photo is is a solid layer of clouds. In the center, the tiny “pirate ship” spires of Sutro Tower and the barest bit of the three horizontal braces peeks above the clouds. The rest of the photo is blue sky with a few much higher faint wisps of clouds..
    San Francisco’s skyline from the vantage point of a ferry boat half a mile from the coast. To the left, the residential towers of Rincon Hill, followed by Salesforce Tower, the Ferry Building we’d just left behind, centering on the transamerica pyramid, all backed by blue skies and high white clouds. The right half of the skyline is much more residential and lower, centering on the now modest Coit Tower, all backed by a low, gray fog bank enveloping the Outer Richmond.From the vantage point of Angel Island, all that was visible was the fog bank.
    Figure 2. San Francisco’s skyline from the vantage point of a ferry boat half a mile from the coast. To the left, the residential towers of Rincon Hill, followed by Salesforce Tower, the Ferry Building we’d just left behind, centering on the transamerica pyramid, all backed by blue skies and high white clouds. The right half of the skyline is much more residential and lower, centering on the now modest Coit Tower, all backed by a low, gray fog bank enveloping the Outer Richmond.From the vantage point of Angel Island, all that was visible was the fog bank..

    And then the Angel on my shoulder said, “It is more important that people who play music on bluetooth speakers on hikes in the woods with their friends are on hikes in the woods with their friends than that they are supposedly spoiling your supposed vibes.”

    “You get to decide if your vibes are spoiled, not them.”

    “Who are you to get bummed out by this, you use a bluetooth speaker biking in the city, how is this any different?”

    After which the Devil on my shoulder said, “You should get to tell the people at the ranger station that people under 30 were on the island, which will bum them out and they’ll say, ah, jeeze, we’re real sorry about that, they were probably talking to each other too? What a shame, here are the keys to our secret personal ferry boats, come out to the island any time you want to get it all to yourself."

    Or something like that.

  48. Pretending Bartlett street, the street I walk to get to BART, is named that because it is the street I walk to get to BART.

    an apple maps screen shot in my phone of the two blocks of barlett i walk to get to the 24th street BART stopBARTlett streetnominative determinism strikes again, etci'm very confident i discovered this, sike
    Figure 1. an apple maps screen shot in my phone of the two blocks of barlett i walk to get to the 24th street BART stopBARTlett streetnominative determinism strikes again, etci'm very confident i discovered this, sike.
  49. Tfw San Francisco texts you back

    a screenshot of imessage of a text message from Tacos El Patron down the street, where I’m about to walk to pick up lunch. They have another store that isn’t in SF so this one must be configured in their system as “San Francisco”
    Figure 1. a screenshot of imessage of a text message from Tacos El Patron down the street, where I’m about to walk to pick up lunch. They have another store that isn’t in SF so this one must be configured in their system as “San Francisco”.
  50. Had a bunch of people over yesterday and tried to replicate what we had at Oobatz. I went w/:

    90% zero zero

    10% whole wheat

    65% hydration

    1% sourdough starter

    8 hour warm fermentation with bowl folds between meetings when I remembered

    48 cold fermentation, 4 hour counter warm

    the zucchini pizza was incredible (not Oobatz incredible but, close maybe?), the sweet corn was missing something, maybe simply parsley (I forgot it), unsure.

    Fleur de sel on the crust is a pro move.

    a slice of neapolitan pizza on a fake paper plate made of melamine, drizzled with chili oilthe pizza is topped with micro-planed parmesan, smoked mozz, low moisture mozz, and fresh mozz over which are layered the thinly slice zucchini, smoked paprika, and minced flat leaf parsley. I salted the corniccione with fleur de sel
    Figure 1. a slice of neapolitan pizza on a fake paper plate made of melamine, drizzled with chili oilthe pizza is topped with micro-planed parmesan, smoked mozz, low moisture mozz, and fresh mozz over which are layered the thinly slice zucchini, smoked paprika, and minced flat leaf parsley. I salted the corniccione with fleur de sel.
    an uncut whole neapolitan pizza on a stainless steel platethe pizza is topped with micro-planed parmesan, smoked mozz, low moisture mozz, and fresh mozz, sweet corn sliced off the cob, and smoked paprika. I salted the corniccione with fleur de sel
    Figure 2. an uncut whole neapolitan pizza on a stainless steel platethe pizza is topped with micro-planed parmesan, smoked mozz, low moisture mozz, and fresh mozz, sweet corn sliced off the cob, and smoked paprika. I salted the corniccione with fleur de sel.
    a standard neapolitan margherita on a stainless steel platethe pizza is topped with san marzano tomato (I open a can, pour off half of the tomato juice down the drain, dump the whole peeled tomatoes in a blender with a pinch of salt and blip it very briefly), smoked mozz, microplaned parmesan, fresh mozz, and a few tears of basil leaf. I salted the corniccione with fleur de sel.
    Figure 3. a standard neapolitan margherita on a stainless steel platethe pizza is topped with san marzano tomato (I open a can, pour off half of the tomato juice down the drain, dump the whole peeled tomatoes in a blender with a pinch of salt and blip it very briefly), smoked mozz, microplaned parmesan, fresh mozz, and a few tears of basil leaf. I salted the corniccione with fleur de sel..
    the underside of one of the pizzas which I’ve lifted up off of a steel plate to check the crust, it is speckled with leopard spotting, many with tiny holes in the center, just like you want to see for this style
    Figure 4. the underside of one of the pizzas which I’ve lifted up off of a steel plate to check the crust, it is speckled with leopard spotting, many with tiny holes in the center, just like you want to see for this style.

    Ah, jeeze, I see now that my take on the sweet corn pizza was missing thinly sliced (probably mandolined) red onion, that’ll totally fix it. Welp, I know what I’m doing next Friday!

    Also, I made a batch a chili oil with simple red pepper flakes simmered in olive oil a while back and keep it in a deli container, it’s a big lift for anything it goes on.

    it’s a running joke in chat that we don’t own mandolines and anyone who uses a mandoline needs to be wearing safety gloves the entire time they handle the things and I’m pretty damn accident prone so I simply chose to never own one.

    Well, I really wanted to try take on this zucchini pizza so I bought a safe-design one ( https://bydash.com/products/safe-slice-mandoline) instead of a benriner and gloves.

    Mandoline Slicer | Dash Safe Slice MandolineWhen it comes to safer slicing, this food prep friend will be with you through thick and thin! Utilizing an intuitive, safety-first design, the Ingredient Pusher feeds food for slicing to the stainless-steel blades to keep hands and fingers far away from sharp edges. Slice, dice, julienne, and cut matchsticks & shoDash

    It does the job! You end up with ovals where I guess you could get circles from a benriner. Oh well?

    I also started the night with two 100% cold fermentation 18" NY styles for the kids. Both were supposed to be 90% bread flour, 10% whole wheat, but I forgot the whole wheat in one of the dough balls so I labeled the tub on that side to see what difference it would make. I do the flour split calcs just in time, so they both had the same flour by weight, the only difference is which kind.

    Wheat made a big difference, look how big it is!

    two balls of pizza dough in a plastic tub with a little olive oil. the left dough ball is marked with a tiny pinch on the top which I then figured might get lost in fermentation, so I also wrote “10% whole wheat” on some yellow masking tape and put that next to the right dough ball, which, because it has whole wheat, is noticeably larger than the left.
    Figure 5. two balls of pizza dough in a plastic tub with a little olive oil. the left dough ball is marked with a tiny pinch on the top which I then figured might get lost in fermentation, so I also wrote “10% whole wheat” on some yellow masking tape and put that next to the right dough ball, which, because it has whole wheat, is noticeably larger than the left..
    two dough tubs with the lids off, photographed top downthe top tub has two dough balls for 18” NY style pizzas in itthe bottom has 6 dough balls for neapolitan pizza in it
    Figure 6. two dough tubs with the lids off, photographed top downthe top tub has two dough balls for 18” NY style pizzas in itthe bottom has 6 dough balls for neapolitan pizza in it.
    an 18” NY style pizza on a wooden peel, prior to baking. I make NY style sauce w/ san marzanos, salt, sugar, half a clove of garlic, and a dozen basil leafs in a blender. the pizza is topped with parm and low moisture mozz
    Figure 7. an 18” NY style pizza on a wooden peel, prior to baking. I make NY style sauce w/ san marzanos, salt, sugar, half a clove of garlic, and a dozen basil leafs in a blender. the pizza is topped with parm and low moisture mozz.
    a just-baked 18” NY style pizza on a steel platethe pizza is topped with tomato sauce, parm and low moisture mozz
    Figure 8. a just-baked 18” NY style pizza on a steel platethe pizza is topped with tomato sauce, parm and low moisture mozz.
  51. Home again, researching Oobatz’s pizza maker, Dan Pearson, who took a neat path to Oobatz and in which I learned that I probably need to buy a mandolin to slice properly (boo, I’ll probably shoot my eye out), and that in addition to using 100% sourdough, he uses population wheat, which I’d never heard of, explained by this unrelated producer: https://wakelyns.co.uk/yq/

    YQ Population Wheat at Wakelyns – Wakelynswakelyns.co.uk

    warning: apple podcasts link, linking only because it has a text transcript, https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/106-the-american-baker-dan-pearson-behind-the-best/id1225708803?i=1000591392995&r=36

    bonus if you don’t follow the wheat producer link, this fun infographic of wheats in a population what that looks like a @paulrickards plotter postcard

    computer graphic detailing capitalized names of wheat grasses in two columns right aligned on the left column and left aligned on the right column in a black sans serif with solid thin color lines in a rotation of various primary additive printing colors like cyan, magenta, yellow, and black, cross linking every variety named on the left to every variety named on the rightBezostayaBuchanCadenzaClaireDebenHerewardHigh Tiller LineMaris WidgeonMerciaMonopolNormanOptionPasticheRenanRenesansaSoissonsSparkTankerThatcherWembleyThe 20 parents and over 190 crosses that make upORC Wakelyns Population
    Figure 1. computer graphic detailing capitalized names of wheat grasses in two columns right aligned on the left column and left aligned on the right column in a black sans serif with solid thin color lines in a rotation of various primary additive printing colors like cyan, magenta, yellow, and black, cross linking every variety named on the left to every variety named on the rightBezostayaBuchanCadenzaClaireDebenHerewardHigh Tiller LineMaris WidgeonMerciaMonopolNormanOptionPasticheRenanRenesansaSoissonsSparkTankerThatcherWembleyThe 20 parents and over 190 crosses that make upORC Wakelyns Population.
  52. Had pizza at Oobatz ( https://www.oobatz.fr) in Paris this week.

    4bis Avenue Jean Aicard4bis Avenue Jean Aicard

    Holy moly it was great, like, wow, maybe my favorite pizza ever? I’m definitely going to try these tooping choices at home.

    we asked the server if they could give any hints at the what the “surprise” pizza tonight was, and no, they could not. great concept.

    two slices of neapolitan pizza topped with mozzerella and thin slices of zucchini, the crust is salted with maldon or similar large flakes of salt, and leopard spotted perfectlyin the foreground are two stainless steel hammered dishes of chili oil, one green, one red
    Figure 1. two slices of neapolitan pizza topped with mozzerella and thin slices of zucchini, the crust is salted with maldon or similar large flakes of salt, and leopard spotted perfectlyin the foreground are two stainless steel hammered dishes of chili oil, one green, one red.
    a phone camera pic of the menu at Oobatz, we got the deux, trois, sinc, and sixOobatz16UNSauce tomate, mozzarella di bufala, basilic19DEUXMaïs, mozzarella di bufala, oignon20TROISCourgette, mozzarella di bufala22QUATREMortadella, mozzarella di bufala22CINQSalsiccia, caciocavallo, sauce tomate16-24SIXSurprise du chef03.08.2025Les pizzas sont servies l'une après l'autre, pour l'ensemble de la tablPrix nets en euro
    Figure 2. a phone camera pic of the menu at Oobatz, we got the deux, trois, sinc, and sixOobatz16UNSauce tomate, mozzarella di bufala, basilic19DEUXMaïs, mozzarella di bufala, oignon20TROISCourgette, mozzarella di bufala22QUATREMortadella, mozzarella di bufala22CINQSalsiccia, caciocavallo, sauce tomate16-24SIXSurprise du chef03.08.2025Les pizzas sont servies l'une après l'autre, pour l'ensemble de la tablPrix nets en euro.
    a single slice of neapolitan pizza topped with mozz, sweet corn, and a few very tiny, thin red onion slices. I think it also has oregano flaks and chili powder and maldon on top
    Figure 3. a single slice of neapolitan pizza topped with mozz, sweet corn, and a few very tiny, thin red onion slices. I think it also has oregano flaks and chili powder and maldon on top.
  53. I really wish every recipe, but especially when fermentation, searing, boils, and active stirring are involved, were presented in expert tables of activity, duration, attention, and finally instruction, all preceded by plating time estimate. I keep all of mine in AnyList and I’m going to start appending this kind of information to the top of each, starting with when I need to have started today’s focaccia.

    "Begin $interval prior to serving.

    Bowl fold, two minutes, attentive, blah blah blah."

  54. Had nearly 5 hours of meetings this afternoon with no time to ball tonight’s neapolitan pizza dough, which I haven’t made in a month or two because Iv’e been working on 20" NY styles, but I did get it out off the fridge in time to warm up

    so as per, the first one I mindlessy stretched like it was tight and instantly had a razor thin 16" mess I couldn’t even get on a peel

    the second one I was “careful” and holed in the oven

    the third and fourth I just patted flat and baked and they were OK

    noticed a fav new spot (Hi-hat in SF, be warned, a little on the pricey side) uses a lot more sauce than I do, I leaned that way tonight, the fam liked it.

    anchovies, mozz, san marzano, olive oil, salt

    could have doubled the anchovies

    an irregular shaped Neapolitan pizza on a stainless steel 12” plate, topped mostly with red tomato sauce, eight white circles of mozzarella, and four anchovy filets
    Figure 1. an irregular shaped Neapolitan pizza on a stainless steel 12” plate, topped mostly with red tomato sauce, eight white circles of mozzarella, and four anchovy filets.
    close up of a slice of pizza, the crust is consistently one mm of bubbles thick
    Figure 2. close up of a slice of pizza, the crust is consistently one mm of bubbles thick.
  55. It’s so funny to me how “broadly” seems to have become the serious poster’s defense against getting nit picked

  56. Silly workaround for passively seeing who you muted in slack without unmuting them is to paste a link to a muted post in the message window, hit space, and let the preview unfurl to yourself and only yourself, where it reveals all to you even though you have the poster blocked and can see neither the poster nor the post in chat

    🤷🏻‍♂️

  57. Obviously not gonna happen but i should be able to take a drivers license equivalent exam and road test to earn the right to roll down the lower windows on muni buses and ride with my elbow hanging out, maybe stick a hand out to wave it in the breeze, and so on

  58. We lose sun on our western-oriented patio around 3 or 3:30 in the afternoon this time of year but the summer sun sets just north enough to tag from around the other side of the building and hit the farthest northwest patio corner from 5:30 to 6:30PM before we lose it again and that sun patch is like my secret book nook to escape out to for one month a year. I love it.

  59. It was kinda nice to get to civic center and not really find any electeds going on about some nonsense on a PA system, it was just like, well we’re here, that was nice, there’s the avakian revcom weirdos [wayne’s world wayne seeing-stacy-face] there’s the people from salt tabling, ok, well let’s walk back up market and see how long it is, wow this is a lot, very cool

    ah well I guess that’s it, ok, cya, I’m gonna go get a beer, ok cya I’ve got plans, yeah cool, later

    so stoked about the martian I didn’t notice spiderman

    selfie, man (me) in a yellow camp shirt w/ flowers on it, red kn95 mask and black SF giants hat. behind me someone with a “save NPR” sign is dressed like the martians from sesame street who panic every time the phone rings trying to figure out what it isfurther in the distance someone in a spiderman costume pushes a bike
    Figure 1. selfie, man (me) in a yellow camp shirt w/ flowers on it, red kn95 mask and black SF giants hat. behind me someone with a “save NPR” sign is dressed like the martians from sesame street who panic every time the phone rings trying to figure out what it isfurther in the distance someone in a spiderman costume pushes a bike.
  60. Relaxing this morning after breakfast reading a bit before heading to the Dolores Park to Civic Center “No Kings" march later today and I get to Inferno III ( https://archive.org/details/dante-dantes-the-divine-comedy-the-inferno-2012-dante-alighieri-robert-hollander-jean-hollander/page/n61/mode/2up), beginning with the famous “abandon all hope, you who enter here” gate of hell, and where Dante and Virgil encounter the damned for the first time, in the vestibule, who in life were neutral and never took a side.

    Dante - Dante's The Divine Comedy - The Inferno (2012) Dante Alighieri, Robert Hollander, Jean Hollander : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet ArchiveDante - Dante's The Divine Comedy - The Inferno (2012) Dante Alighieri, Robert Hollander, Jean HollanderInternet Archive

    😬. Well, ok then.

    Annotation in Hollander’s Inferno translation (https://archive.org/details/dante-dantes-the-divine-comedy-the-inferno-2012-dante-alighieri-robert-hollander-jean-hollander/page/n603/mode/2up) cropped to the note for lines 34-36, which says:34-36. For the history of the interpretation of this tercet, nowgenerally understood to indicate the presence in the "ante-inferno," orvestibule of hell, of the neutrals, those who never took a side, seeMazzoni (Mazz. 1967.1), pp. 355-67. And, for the existence of exactlysuch a "vestibule" in hell in the apocryphal Visio Pauli, describing St.Paul's descent to the netherworld, see Silverstein (Silv.1937.1). InPaul's vision (for the most recent text see Silv. 1997.1) there is a riverof flame separating "those who were neither hot nor cold" (Revelation3:15-16) from the other sinners. [return to English / Italian]
    Figure 1. Annotation in Hollander’s Inferno translation (https://archive.org/details/dante-dantes-the-divine-comedy-the-inferno-2012-dante-alighieri-robert-hollander-jean-hollander/page/n603/mode/2up) cropped to the note for lines 34-36, which says:34-36. For the history of the interpretation of this tercet, nowgenerally understood to indicate the presence in the "ante-inferno," orvestibule of hell, of the neutrals, those who never took a side, seeMazzoni (Mazz. 1967.1), pp. 355-67. And, for the existence of exactlysuch a "vestibule" in hell in the apocryphal Visio Pauli, describing St.Paul's descent to the netherworld, see Silverstein (Silv.1937.1). InPaul's vision (for the most recent text see Silv. 1997.1) there is a riverof flame separating "those who were neither hot nor cold" (Revelation3:15-16) from the other sinners. [return to English / Italian].
    Annotation in Hollander’s Inferno translation (https://archive.org/details/dante-dantes-the-divine-comedy-the-inferno-2012-dante-alighieri-robert-hollander-jean-hollander/page/n605/mode/2up) cropped to the note for lines 52-57, which says:52-57. Dante's essential technique for indicating the crucial moralfailures of his various groups of sinners is here before us for the firsttime. The neutrals, who never took a side, are portrayed as anorganized crowd following a banner: exactly what they were not inlife (e.g., the neutral angels who neither rebelled directly against Godnor stood with Him, but who kept to one side). And in this respect theneutrals are punished by being forced to assume a pose antithetic tothat which they struck in life. At the same time, the banner that theyfollow is the very essence of indeterminacy. Not only is there noidentifying sign on it, it is not held in the anchoring hand of anystandard-bearer; it is a parody of the standard raised before a body ofmen who follow a leader. Elsewhere we will encounter other suchsymbolic artifacts. In Dante's hell the punishment of sin involves theapplication of opposites and similarities. This form of just retributionis what Dante will later refer to as the contrapasso (Inf. XXVIII.142).[return to English / Italian]
    Figure 2. Annotation in Hollander’s Inferno translation (https://archive.org/details/dante-dantes-the-divine-comedy-the-inferno-2012-dante-alighieri-robert-hollander-jean-hollander/page/n605/mode/2up) cropped to the note for lines 52-57, which says:52-57. Dante's essential technique for indicating the crucial moralfailures of his various groups of sinners is here before us for the firsttime. The neutrals, who never took a side, are portrayed as anorganized crowd following a banner: exactly what they were not inlife (e.g., the neutral angels who neither rebelled directly against Godnor stood with Him, but who kept to one side). And in this respect theneutrals are punished by being forced to assume a pose antithetic tothat which they struck in life. At the same time, the banner that theyfollow is the very essence of indeterminacy. Not only is there noidentifying sign on it, it is not held in the anchoring hand of anystandard-bearer; it is a parody of the standard raised before a body ofmen who follow a leader. Elsewhere we will encounter other suchsymbolic artifacts. In Dante's hell the punishment of sin involves theapplication of opposites and similarities. This form of just retributionis what Dante will later refer to as the contrapasso (Inf. XXVIII.142).[return to English / Italian].
  61. A move I’ve noticed cool hip with-it conflict-avoidant people do which I’ve decided to try to do is to make more claims about my own experience than I normally would because it feels redundant or just a lot of work to do all the time

    so instead of “you should __" or “people should __” I try to go with with “I have __ and here’s how it worked out for me, to me.”

    I kinda remember being mad like twenty years ago that every other move needed to be considered with an “in my experience, __” prefix and this is how long it took me to connect it? wild

    as a bonus, this helps me feel ok not passing along second-hand “advice" or information, or even posting much at all anymore

  62. Https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_Fire#Interpretations fascinating takes.

    Pale Fire - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

    The Botkin theory is very plausible, and these critical essays from Boyd on the Nabokov mailing list is also a fun read (i’m on 3 of 9, made possible by reader mode in my browser, the archive newlines are a little weird).

    (you know you are reading some real lore when you see the old “name-l” listserve decorator)

    https://bookwyrm.social/user/gravely/comment/7641408

    gravely's comment on Pale Fire - BookWyrmNonebookwyrm.social

    I picked up the inferno (this hollander one https://archive.org/details/dante-dantes-the-divine-comedy-the-inferno-2012-dante-alighieri-robert-hollander-jean-hollander ) off my now two-shelf long to-read, half-read, and probably dnfing pile because I’m about to get to it in the Berkeley philosophy lectures I I’m listening to on walks anymore (Dreyfus mentioned previously, https://archive.org/details/ucberkeley_webcast_itunesu_461120619) and it’s in the form canto, commentary on canto, canto 2, commentary on canto 2, and so on

    Dante - Dante's The Divine Comedy - The Inferno (2012) Dante Alighieri, Robert Hollander, Jean Hollander : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet ArchiveDante - Dante's The Divine Comedy - The Inferno (2012) Dante Alighieri, Robert Hollander, Jean HollanderInternet ArchivePhilosophy 6 - Spring 2007 : Hubert Dreyfus : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet ArchiveMan, God, and Society in Western Literature - Spring 2007. Philosophical issues as expressed in poetry, drama, and the novel. This course will compare and...Internet Archive

    ffs

  63. Brother, can you spare securing the existence of our people and a future for wh—“

    “Sorry friend, I don’t carry cash.”

  64. I never have any urge to post what I think about people like stephen miller on here because it would feel like bad smalltalk, just casual observations of a shared banality.

    for some insane reason I instead am constantly not posting the same nonsense on linkedin, a website I don’t understand and dislike the need for, because “they” (??) need to hear it.

  65. Sun ra’s nuclear war is a form of if it sucks hit da bricks with a better refrain:

    oh what you gonna do (oh what you gonna do)

    without your ass (without your ass)

  66. Working on learning to play Pancho and Lefty this with thumb and fingerpicks like Townes turned into "I wonder if there’s any Townes stuff on bandcamp?” (there is, including this Live at the Old Quarter release) turned into falling in love w/ the label, Fat Possum Records,’s ( https://fatpossum.com) motto (p good merch too):

    Fat Possum Records | We're trying our bestThe official Fat Possum Records website. Keep up to date and buy cd, vinyl and digital products in our store, from artists like Al Green, The Black Keys, R.L. Burnside, Townes Van Zandt, Spiritualized, Dehd, The Weather Station & more. News, Tour Dates, Shopping and more.Fat Possum Records

    “We’re Trying our Best."

    Pic of a record I just took out of the carboard shipping box it’s laying on, on my kitchen island. Townes Van ZandtLive at The Old Quarter, Houston, TexasI ripped the clear plastic shrink wrap off as per, but laid it back on to get a pic of the label’s round sticker on it, which proclaims FAT POSSUM RECORDS and their .com in gold on black around the outter edge, and “We’re Trying Our Best” in a cute retro black on gold in the center, with the grocer’s quotes and everything.
    Figure 1. Pic of a record I just took out of the carboard shipping box it’s laying on, on my kitchen island. Townes Van ZandtLive at The Old Quarter, Houston, TexasI ripped the clear plastic shrink wrap off as per, but laid it back on to get a pic of the label’s round sticker on it, which proclaims FAT POSSUM RECORDS and their .com in gold on black around the outter edge, and “We’re Trying Our Best” in a cute retro black on gold in the center, with the grocer’s quotes and everything..
  67. Took my DSLR to junior’s graduation, was annoyed at myself for not changing my speedlight batteries while trying to get piñata shots under the shade of a tree so I changed them when I got home.

    the batteries I took out were dated 2011

    photo of Leonard Flynn Elementary School’s south wall which has two large two story 20’ x 20’ murals on it
    Figure 1. photo of Leonard Flynn Elementary School’s south wall which has two large two story 20’ x 20’ murals on it.
    a rainbow ball piñata with silver reflective party hates taped all around it with ribbon tassels on the ends hanging from a tree
    Figure 2. a rainbow ball piñata with silver reflective party hates taped all around it with ribbon tassels on the ends hanging from a tree.
  68. A few of the people I follow are on a years-long usually dormant thread with a few dozen people that just post the most wild schematics and infographics at each other and if I could follow a thread I would follow that thread and if I could find it I would break my usual “don’t be a reply guy” lurker mentality and post this amazing graphic at it even though I don’t know any of them and don’t know what the thread is for so i’m just gonna post it here and maybe start a new one for myself and you

    the preview image from https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09039-2, “In vivo screen of Plasmodium targets for mosquito-based malaria control” which includes illustrations of a mosquito on a surface and the mosquito’s gut, a cool rainbow colored histogram(?), two rows of stacked scatter plots with pie charts under them, and a stacked bar chart
    Figure 1. the preview image from https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09039-2, “In vivo screen of Plasmodium targets for mosquito-based malaria control” which includes illustrations of a mosquito on a surface and the mosquito’s gut, a cool rainbow colored histogram(?), two rows of stacked scatter plots with pie charts under them, and a stacked bar chart.
  69. Cool

    a print out taped to the wall at the post officePASSPORT WALK-INHOURS MON-SAT9:00 AM - 9:30 AM"ONLY TWO PASSPORT APPLICATIONSPER DAY, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE NOEXCEPTIONS."Lobby (front) door will be open at 8:30AM,please walk down the hall and wait by theBLUE door.DO NOT ring the bell unless it's already pass9:00 AM and no one has come to check you in.If you see people in the Lobby then we've likelyhave our two applicants, try again another day.We thank you for your cooperation andunderstanding.
    Figure 1. a print out taped to the wall at the post officePASSPORT WALK-INHOURS MON-SAT9:00 AM - 9:30 AM"ONLY TWO PASSPORT APPLICATIONSPER DAY, FIRST COME FIRST SERVE NOEXCEPTIONS."Lobby (front) door will be open at 8:30AM,please walk down the hall and wait by theBLUE door.DO NOT ring the bell unless it's already pass9:00 AM and no one has come to check you in.If you see people in the Lobby then we've likelyhave our two applicants, try again another day.We thank you for your cooperation andunderstanding..

    we are third in line so we know we already lost and are only staying to learn how to scam our way to success on the next attempt, which we both have to do, in person, together, to get junior a passport

    expert guidance, as with all things: “get good.”

  70. I would have misspelled this on assignment

    an old fashioned plastic punch letter ribbon sticker that was probably red a very long time ago which proclaims in all caps on top of a glass display case at the post office: MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION
    Figure 1. an old fashioned plastic punch letter ribbon sticker that was probably red a very long time ago which proclaims in all caps on top of a glass display case at the post office: MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION.

    another case proclaims:

    PHILATELIC INFORMATION

    selfie, man wearing a yellow kn95 mask reflected in the glass of an empty notice board with a sign on top proclaiming: PHILATELIC INFORMATION
    Figure 2. selfie, man wearing a yellow kn95 mask reflected in the glass of an empty notice board with a sign on top proclaiming: PHILATELIC INFORMATION.
  71. Maybe a silly thing to get excited about but every single time I’m all: “Wow! Look at it go!”

    Tomorrows 20" NY style pizza dough, which I made a few days ago using 10% wheat, 90% bread flour, and cold water, mixed in a food processor until the center of the dough read in the high 70s F (about 75 seconds), and then immediately cold fermented for a few days.

    web app screenshot from https://burner.com/pizza/calc/Bob's Simple Lehmann Pizza Dough CalculatorPizza Size: 20"Thickness Factor: 0.10"Balls: 1Hydration: 61%Salt: 2%Yeast: 0.2%Oil: 1%Flour: 542.4gSalt: 10.8gOil: 5.4gWater: 330.9gYeast: 1.1gSingle Ball: 890.6gA simpler non-Flash version of the original Lehmann Dough Calculator from pizzamaking.com. Icons for Salt and Olive Oil fromThe Noun Project. Wheat and Dash icons from OpenSansEmoji.
    Figure 1. web app screenshot from https://burner.com/pizza/calc/Bob's Simple Lehmann Pizza Dough CalculatorPizza Size: 20"Thickness Factor: 0.10"Balls: 1Hydration: 61%Salt: 2%Yeast: 0.2%Oil: 1%Flour: 542.4gSalt: 10.8gOil: 5.4gWater: 330.9gYeast: 1.1gSingle Ball: 890.6gA simpler non-Flash version of the original Lehmann Dough Calculator from pizzamaking.com. Icons for Salt and Olive Oil fromThe Noun Project. Wheat and Dash icons from OpenSansEmoji..
    A clear plastic 6L fermentation tub, lightly oiled with olive oil, with a tight ball of dough on the bottom, in the center, immediately after mixing. There are about 2” of empty space around the ball on the bottom and the top center nearly reaches the 2L line on the tub.
    Figure 2. A clear plastic 6L fermentation tub, lightly oiled with olive oil, with a tight ball of dough on the bottom, in the center, immediately after mixing. There are about 2” of empty space around the ball on the bottom and the top center nearly reaches the 2L line on the tub..
    3 days of cold primary fermentation later and the ball has more than doubled in size and is pressing itself against the sides all around the tub, displaying nice bubbles
    Figure 3. 3 days of cold primary fermentation later and the ball has more than doubled in size and is pressing itself against the sides all around the tub, displaying nice bubbles.
    bugs bunny as big chungus
    Figure 4. bugs bunny as big chungus.
  72. Did a little 20 mile bike loop from the mission mission to glen park, lake merced, sunset dunes park, gg park, doubled back to the pump track + skills track to meet the fam (the plan all along)

    jr pushed his scooter around the skills track boards for a bit, we hung out on the logs further north, then they went home and I continued on through GGP and the wiggle

    just by a rough eyeball count of blue “stand with joel” vs yellow “recall engardio” signs on the houses facing the GH, joel is doomed

    my bike, rolled up off the path onto the ice plant, leaning against a logit’s an ~10 year old gravel bike w/ slicks on it (an all-city macho man with disc breaks and 105 components) red on the front half and white on the back, with a buncha stupid stickers on the white half. I’ve got two water cages on it use both, a panier rack and bag.
    Figure 1. my bike, rolled up off the path onto the ice plant, leaning against a logit’s an ~10 year old gravel bike w/ slicks on it (an all-city macho man with disc breaks and 105 components) red on the front half and white on the back, with a buncha stupid stickers on the white half. I’ve got two water cages on it use both, a panier rack and bag..

    pictured: joel engardio himself, as seen from Sunset Dunes

    photo of the back of someone’s house, which faces the new Sunset Dunes Park in san francisco. Thy’ve got a wooden fence about 8 foot tall, the house is yellow with aluminum windows and a black pitched roof. Peeking over the roofline of the fence is one of those giant skeletons people get for halloween. Only the skull is visible but it is probably the entire thing behind the fence, and it is facing kinda northwest toward Sunset Dunes. Even cooler, someone put a fake pigeon (?!) on top of the skull, which, like, nice job.
    Figure 2. photo of the back of someone’s house, which faces the new Sunset Dunes Park in san francisco. Thy’ve got a wooden fence about 8 foot tall, the house is yellow with aluminum windows and a black pitched roof. Peeking over the roofline of the fence is one of those giant skeletons people get for halloween. Only the skull is visible but it is probably the entire thing behind the fence, and it is facing kinda northwest toward Sunset Dunes. Even cooler, someone put a fake pigeon (?!) on top of the skull, which, like, nice job..
  73. At the picture shop a few days ago getting a julian lage sf jazz residency poster framed (I caught the solo acoustic show and the duo with marc ribot, who is just the coolest 😍) and while I was trying to decide on a ready-made or not, the other table became the center of attention w/a full size (huge) star wars poster, which looked mint.

    the owner helping him says he worked at lucasfilm in the 80s and that this was one of two sizes or something? he was very excited

    a normal sized (18x24”) poster for Julian Lage’s SF Jazz residence in dark blue, dark green, and maroon over cream featuring an abstract guitar, a telecaster control set, flowers, and a hand holding a pen for some reason.I was trying to decide between the closest wood I could get to an acoustic guitar, and a metal that in hindsight looks a lot like fret wire. the metal was 1/3rd the cost of the wood, so I went w/ the metal."Julian” is horizontal in a script font on the left in red and LAGE is in all block sans in blue and green. the bottom left corner lists the dates and says:plays 4 nightssoloduo????
    Figure 1. a normal sized (18x24”) poster for Julian Lage’s SF Jazz residence in dark blue, dark green, and maroon over cream featuring an abstract guitar, a telecaster control set, flowers, and a hand holding a pen for some reason.I was trying to decide between the closest wood I could get to an acoustic guitar, and a metal that in hindsight looks a lot like fret wire. the metal was 1/3rd the cost of the wood, so I went w/ the metal."Julian” is horizontal in a script font on the left in red and LAGE is in all block sans in blue and green. the bottom left corner lists the dates and says:plays 4 nightssoloduo????.
    a giant table-covering poster labeled “STAR WARS REURN OF THE JEDI SERIES B ONE SHEET”which had been stored rolled, never folded, and in mind condition, I assume for 42 years (circa 1983) but maybe a repro?This is one of the illustrated headshot ones with darth vader in front of the second death star top center, luke under him, han under that, and the rest of the cast horizontal below Junior and I just happened to watch this one last weekend and it is pretty hokey, but the people in the store were all pretty excited by it.
    Figure 2. a giant table-covering poster labeled “STAR WARS REURN OF THE JEDI SERIES B ONE SHEET”which had been stored rolled, never folded, and in mind condition, I assume for 42 years (circa 1983) but maybe a repro?This is one of the illustrated headshot ones with darth vader in front of the second death star top center, luke under him, han under that, and the rest of the cast horizontal below Junior and I just happened to watch this one last weekend and it is pretty hokey, but the people in the store were all pretty excited by it..
  74. The high school fan in me was pretty disappointed w/ the “becoming led zeppelin" thing that just came out. I bailed.

    the second half is full of neat ‘68, '69, and ‘70 film of the band live, but not with the definitely available and in some cases highly regarded audio of those shows. Instead, studio or bbc session releases for completely different songs, and not even particularly good songs were used.

    "Living Loving Maid”, to pick one they used, sucks, and was never in their actual live sets.

    at least a band famously hostile to tapers (or passive to Peter Grant) and infamously noted for onion-on-belt songwriting credit lag didn’t profit off of tapers I guess? weird decisions.

    also, it is full of stock footage cultural contextualization, which, as a device, ugh, the worst dreck of romanticism imo.

  75. Half way through nabokov’s “pale fire” and istg every aside story in the commentary about stuff in zembla reads like a wes anderson scene

  76. 'Let ‘Em In’ by Wings ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re61B8sKQWk) has been in the rotation lately on mellotron ( https://www.lemellotron.com/) which I listen to on a JBL clip on the bike all the time.

    'Let 'Em In' - PaulMcCartney.com Track of the Weekhttp://www.PaulMcCartney.comThis week's track of the week is 'Let 'Em In', taken from the 1976 Wings album 'Wings At The Speed Of Sound'.What are your though...YouTubeHome - Vidéo Showsglobal music radiolemellotron.com

    I didn’t grow up hearing much Wings so it’s just a delightful little pop thing w/ a good pedaling bass line to cycle to for me and not a Wings song I’ve heard a million times (some of those are great too of course) every time it comes on.

  77. Watching a waymo creep in a crosswalk on howard parallel to me like a human would, even with probably-misplaced confidence that it is doing to so to

    1. get a right on red, but for my walk

    2. not be blocked by peds crossing when the light changes

    3. drive more like a human so that the human drives behind it don’t lose their god damned minds that the person in front isn’t off the line on the green

    4. because it is probably ultimately more efficient overall for the system

    5. training

    and I’m like, sure, makes sense, whatever, but this was a chance to reject all of that nonsense and use a computer driver to force-daylight both crosswalks and get rid of right on red and we didn’t do it.

    damn.

  78. I am a few classes into Hubert Dreyfus’s 2007 ”Man, God, and Society in Western Literature” Berkeley lectures ( https://archive.org/details/ucberkeley_webcast_itunesu_461120619).

    Philosophy 6 - Spring 2007 : Hubert Dreyfus : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet ArchiveMan, God, and Society in Western Literature - Spring 2007. Philosophical issues as expressed in poetry, drama, and the novel. This course will compare and...Internet Archive

    The Internet Archive’s advanced search can return RSS which podcast apps understand, but it seems like it it’s for subscribing to new collections, not for turning collections into podcasts.

    So I think this is the best I can do? https://archive.org/advancedsearch.php?q=identifier%33Aucberkeley_webcast_itunesu_461120619fl%5B%5D=identifier&sort%5B%5D=&sort%5B%5D=&sort%5B%5D=&rows=50&page=1&callback=callback&save=yes&output=rss

    Internet Archivearchive.org

    So, I upgraded my pocketcasts subscription to a tier that supports hosting arbitrary files, downloaded all of the mp3s from the archive, uploaded them to pocketcasts on the web, found them on my phone (profile, files, sort by name) and off I go.

    A little tedious and so-close but not there with just advanced search.

    Alas.

  79. 🚶🏽‍♂️

    🏁 what I’m considering The Excelsior.

    Lovely neighborhood of sidewalk gardens and views. Dipping into McLaren Park for the final few east side walks was a nice bonus. Getting there on the 14 or 49 or BART was convenient but the time it took limited how often I could get any miles in on weekday mornings. Luckily the buses stop a block from my house and are running by 6AM those mornings.

    Next: Outer Mission, or Portola?

    A map of San Francisco. Balboa Park BART along the center-left, McLaren Park in the bottom right quadrant, 280 running along the top, and the entirety of Excelsior’s streets (and not many alleys) marked with a purple trail.
    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco. Balboa Park BART along the center-left, McLaren Park in the bottom right quadrant, 280 running along the top, and the entirety of Excelsior’s streets (and not many alleys) marked with a purple trail..
  80. A marxist analysis of people posting computer generated action figures of themselves still in the packaging in hyper-mint condition

  81. Fresh mozz margs and proper (whole foods deli) peperoni for jr. trying to go as fast as I can: launch, go back inside, shape, go outside, turn, go inside, sauce, go outside, pull, etc.

    ~75-85 seconds at 900F

    Also I got a bunch of aluminum plates at the right size for these so that I can to set the full size oven to warm and rack these as they come out so that and everyone gets warm pizza instead of cold

    three uncut 12” neapolitan pizzas: two margheritas and one pepperoni, on a counter with a pizza peel, two kinds of olive oil, a glass of beer, and a bottle of ginger ale
    Figure 1. three uncut 12” neapolitan pizzas: two margheritas and one pepperoni, on a counter with a pizza peel, two kinds of olive oil, a glass of beer, and a bottle of ginger ale.
    close up, a margherita piza
    Figure 2. close up, a margherita piza.
    close up, another margherita pizza, this one was shaped on wheat flour and has pecorino romano cheese as well
    Figure 3. close up, another margherita pizza, this one was shaped on wheat flour and has pecorino romano cheese as well.
    macro close up of the pepperoni pizza. the pepperoni is cupped and the cheese is melted in circles, making an overlapping polka dot effect over the red tomato sauce.
    Figure 4. macro close up of the pepperoni pizza. the pepperoni is cupped and the cheese is melted in circles, making an overlapping polka dot effect over the red tomato sauce..
  82. The Muni Potrero Yard trolleybus tour was super neato. I’ve been bike commuting past this station for fifteen years off and on (less so the last five) and it was a special treat to tour around inside where some of the lines I ride the most call home before it is rebuilt into a modern facility.

    https://mastodon.social/@gravely/114449902629389095

    gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)@scott@carfree.city ty for the hot tip, got tickets to the Wednesday tour for the family and I.Mastodon
    A photograph looking southwest from the rooftop of the yard where the bus tire shed is, looking down at buses that remain at the full capacity station when most are out on routes. Dozens of SF MTA trolley busses are parked in rows in the foreground, with the closest parked next to what I learned are giant industrial vacuums that are not used anymore. The top half of the photo is a blue sky with whispy white clouds. Sutro tower, an SF landmark, is recognizable on the horizon to the right.
    Figure 1. A photograph looking southwest from the rooftop of the yard where the bus tire shed is, looking down at buses that remain at the full capacity station when most are out on routes. Dozens of SF MTA trolley busses are parked in rows in the foreground, with the closest parked next to what I learned are giant industrial vacuums that are not used anymore. The top half of the photo is a blue sky with whispy white clouds. Sutro tower, an SF landmark, is recognizable on the horizon to the right..
    A bulletin board of notices for route operators of the routs that are homed in this staion. Hand cut red letters are taped to the top which say POTRERO STATIONclipboards for six lines are mounted on the board under white paper with red lettering indicating the line they correspond do.From left to right:5R - LINE, 6 - LINE, 14 - LINE, 22 - LINE, 30 - LINE, 49 - LINEI take the 14 and 49 very frequently, I used to take the 22 less frequently and now infrequently but it is a critical line to me when I need. Love to see this!
    Figure 2. A bulletin board of notices for route operators of the routs that are homed in this staion. Hand cut red letters are taped to the top which say POTRERO STATIONclipboards for six lines are mounted on the board under white paper with red lettering indicating the line they correspond do.From left to right:5R - LINE, 6 - LINE, 14 - LINE, 22 - LINE, 30 - LINE, 49 - LINEI take the 14 and 49 very frequently, I used to take the 22 less frequently and now infrequently but it is a critical line to me when I need. Love to see this!.
    A printed notice to operators pinned to the board which I cropped to not display anyone’s names or dates. All text on the page is capitalized and underlined. A pictogram of a red circle with a red slash (the “forbidden”symbol) has a figure reclining on the red slash and Z z z’s trailing from the mouthAbove:SLEEPERSSTOP BRINGING SLEEPERS TO THE YARD, PERIOD!I love signs like this and type like this. PERIOD!If you haven’t nodded off on a Muni give it a try, it’s a delight, I did on the 12 line heading home from a Giants game only a few days ago! “Wow right before my stop” I thought as I noticed I’d napped a bit.
    Figure 3. A printed notice to operators pinned to the board which I cropped to not display anyone’s names or dates. All text on the page is capitalized and underlined. A pictogram of a red circle with a red slash (the “forbidden”symbol) has a figure reclining on the red slash and Z z z’s trailing from the mouthAbove:SLEEPERSSTOP BRINGING SLEEPERS TO THE YARD, PERIOD!I love signs like this and type like this. PERIOD!If you haven’t nodded off on a Muni give it a try, it’s a delight, I did on the 12 line heading home from a Giants game only a few days ago! “Wow right before my stop” I thought as I noticed I’d napped a bit..
  83. Took the fam to the Pulgas Temple via the Sheep Camp Trail, saw flowers, saw water, saw lizard, saw deer, saw snek, not bad for a 'burbs hike!

    the first time I came out here in '17 we took a more boring route and saw none of these things save the water, go figure.

    A green sign with white uppercase routed letters hanging from a green pipe on a larger steel pole, surrounded by green deciduous, pine, and bushes under a clear blue sky, which reads:PULGAS TEMPLETERMINUSHETCH HETCHY AQUEDUCTSAN FRANCISCOWATER DEPARTMENT
    Figure 1. A green sign with white uppercase routed letters hanging from a green pipe on a larger steel pole, surrounded by green deciduous, pine, and bushes under a clear blue sky, which reads:PULGAS TEMPLETERMINUSHETCH HETCHY AQUEDUCTSAN FRANCISCOWATER DEPARTMENT.
    a smattering of papery-leafed pink flowers with yellow centers over greenery
    Figure 2. a smattering of papery-leafed pink flowers with yellow centers over greenery.
    a ground covering greenery with tiny yellow flowers
    Figure 3. a ground covering greenery with tiny yellow flowers.
    photograph of the pulgas temple, a (pasting from wikipedia) a circle of fluted Corinthian columns surmounted by a large masonry ring bearing the inscription "I give waters in the wilderness and rivers in the desert, to give drink to my people" [from Isaiah 43:20]. There is a reflecting pool lined with cypress trees.
    Figure 4. photograph of the pulgas temple, a (pasting from wikipedia) a circle of fluted Corinthian columns surmounted by a large masonry ring bearing the inscription "I give waters in the wilderness and rivers in the desert, to give drink to my people" [from Isaiah 43:20]. There is a reflecting pool lined with cypress trees..
    a mama doe on a hillside of grass. behind the doe the brush thickens but is not a forrest, in which two others (at least) younger deer linger, unpictured but who walked by just after I took this photo
    Figure 5. a mama doe on a hillside of grass. behind the doe the brush thickens but is not a forrest, in which two others (at least) younger deer linger, unpictured but who walked by just after I took this photo.
    a black snake about two feet long with white rings and a white belly crosses left to right on a gravel path
    Figure 6. a black snake about two feet long with white rings and a white belly crosses left to right on a gravel path.
    The same snake from passing by, heading away from me
    Figure 7. The same snake from passing by, heading away from me.
  84. It looks like poketo is not going to make the spectrum wall planners I’ve been using for the past two years ( https://www.poketo.com/, photo attached) anymore 🥺

    Home | Pattern BrandsExplore our family of consumer brands—Onsen Towel, Miracle Made, and GIR—designed to elevate the home with quality, innovation, and thoughtful design.poketo.com

    What else is out there this format?

    Please don’t suggest DIY approaches, I don’t have that kind of time or space.

    an image from poketo’s website advertising poster size monthly calendars which arrive in a roll indicating the month and days of the week but not number of days in white helvetica (or something like it) on solid, pale, color paper, which the buyer can then fill in themselves. Each month is a different color of the rainbow as pictured. I’ve also used similar designs from them with abstract patterns. A hand is writing in marker on something on the first monday of January, which is on pink paper. The rest of the months are visible rolled up to the right with the large month number showing on paper in salmon, red, orange, tan, yellow, pale green, green, blue, light blue, violet, and purple.
    Figure 1. an image from poketo’s website advertising poster size monthly calendars which arrive in a roll indicating the month and days of the week but not number of days in white helvetica (or something like it) on solid, pale, color paper, which the buyer can then fill in themselves. Each month is a different color of the rainbow as pictured. I’ve also used similar designs from them with abstract patterns. A hand is writing in marker on something on the first monday of January, which is on pink paper. The rest of the months are visible rolled up to the right with the large month number showing on paper in salmon, red, orange, tan, yellow, pale green, green, blue, light blue, violet, and purple..
  85. I’ve been storing SAF instant yeast that I bought a pound of two years ago (red package) in an oxo pop-top container labeled SAF INSTANT* in my pantry. I make pizza dough with it weekly but only use a few grams at a time. I’ve not gone through much of it.

    Over the past six months the fermentation of the SAF has gotten pretty laggy but I kept telling myself “yeast doesn’t go bad, it’s going to outlive us all” and blamed room and water temps.

    • my brother label maker rules everything around me

    so I got a new identical package and store it in a large deli container labeled SAF INSTANT* in the fridge, not in the pantry.

    The first proof confirmed: the stuff in the pantry was no good, the new stuff popped off. go figure.

    I post in chat about it and of course one cool-kids gang includes a working scientist who had a bunch of wisdom but generally yeah storage temp and humidity can factor in, might as well keep it in the fridge.

    • yes, the label maker again, I’d label myself if I could

    so I go to make dough for a 20" NY style yesterday, I autolyse, I reserve salt to add with the first folds, and blah, blah, good manual process and temp controls, and a few hours later? Nada. A few hours after that? zilch.

    I had used the gd pantry yeast on auto-pilot. D’oh.

    Before I went to bed, I folded in new yeast and this morning it’s healthily bubbly and jiggly and more than doubled.

    I’m going to ditch it, and the pantry yeast (finally) anyway, and start over.

    anyway: Maybe, put your yeast in the fridge?

  86. SETTING: 1e-12 seconds after the designated start time for a meeting with no agenda that in theory ends 6e2 seconds before the next atual potential designated start time but won’t, just like the meeting before it didn’t.

    CLOSE UP: A computer screen. A chime sounds and a second person joins the meeting and notices that they have arrived 0.0000000000001 second after the start time and aren’t the first to arrive.

    UNAMED PERSON: ”Hey, sorry i’m late.”

  87. It seems reasonable at this point to drop ‘attorney’ from attorney general bondi’s title given their claim that they are at war. And, as a bonus, descriptions of their future prosecution by attorneys deserving of that title will read better in media and in history books.

    "general bondi”

    not much to be done for noem: “homeland security” is already a cheese enough of an organization name, she can keep it.

  88. Enjoyed seeing Hiromi’s Sonicwonder at sf jazz last night ( https://www.sfjazz.org/tickets/productions/24-25/hiromi-sonicwonder/).

    I grabbed behind-the-stage "cheap seats” for a friend and I at the last minute after watching a video of them at the Blue Note in Tokyo ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9x8ibuwok ) and it is very representative of the show. I grabbed a record on the way out.

    Hiromi's Sonicwonder - Balloon Pop: Live at Blue Note Tokyo (Official Performance Video)The official performance video for “Balloon Pop” from the album OUT THERE, out now. Listen to the new single and buy/stream the album here: ​​https://found.e...YouTube

    the group is playing through Sunday.

  89. Won’t cve just be instantly replaced with nearly-as-good systems that prop up resistance to calls to action, arbitrage that is hidden from most but burdens all, and discloser/disclosee story-changing quicksand full of synecdoche and misdirection?

    It’s almost like we centralized a thing for good reasons that we’ll now rediscover because of [spits on the ground twice] libertarians?

  90. The Sons of the Pioneers are playing at the Freight in Berkeley this Friday, so I think, not gonna go, but, cool outfits, who are these people? It turns out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sons_of_the_Pioneers neat.

    Sons of the Pioneers - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

    Anyway of course I come to their big hit, Tumbling Tumbleweeds ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV81D9YMXYo), from the Big Lebowski but this time I looked it up and while I can’t sing and play guitar at the same time, I can sign and play this one at the same time.

    Sons of the Pioneers perform their classic "Tumbling Tumbleweeds"Sons of the Pioneers perform "Tumbling Tumbleweeds," one of their most-treasured contributions to western music, written by founding member Bob Nolan. This p...YouTube

    Pretty fun!

    A lead sheet for “Tumbling Tumbleweeds” by Bob Nolan, with lyrics.[Verse 1]See them tumbling downPledging their love to the groundLonely but free I'll be foundDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds[Verse 2]Cares of the past are behindNowhere to go, but I'll findJust where the trail will windDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds[Chorus]I know when night has goneThat a new world's born at dawnI'll keep rolling alongDeep in my heart is a songHere on the range I belongDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds[Chorus]I know when night has goneThat a new world's born at dawnI'll keep rolling alongDeep in my heart is a songHere on the range I belongDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweedsDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweedsTumbleweeds, tumbleweedsTumble weeds
    Figure 1. A lead sheet for “Tumbling Tumbleweeds” by Bob Nolan, with lyrics.[Verse 1]See them tumbling downPledging their love to the groundLonely but free I'll be foundDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds[Verse 2]Cares of the past are behindNowhere to go, but I'll findJust where the trail will windDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds[Chorus]I know when night has goneThat a new world's born at dawnI'll keep rolling alongDeep in my heart is a songHere on the range I belongDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweeds[Chorus]I know when night has goneThat a new world's born at dawnI'll keep rolling alongDeep in my heart is a songHere on the range I belongDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweedsDrifting along with the tumblin' tumbleweedsTumbleweeds, tumbleweedsTumble weeds.
  91. Uidquidqay orcumpay atinelay ictumday itsay altumyay ideturvay.

  92. Sending cstanley non-pgp-encrypted ciphertexts on alt.aonymous.messages from a "galt” pseudonym that the u. s. chamber of commerce is a federal agency providing entitlements to woke corporations

  93. Hey minsky is it really a useless machine if the switch it turns off is apple intelligence every time I patch my damned computer but I can’t figure out how to build it because every search result is itself slop jerking off at me in 8,000 unpaid words saying nothing to me in the tone of a patient prison warden?

  94. Tfw a gypsy jazz player playing la pompe takes a break to blow out a bit of 8th note melody with a few triplets and then plays a diminished chord in three rising inversions and then goes back to la pompe

    have had http://www.radiomanouche.com/ on all morning. this stuff is kind of a blur but that’s OK.

    Radio Manouche - Le son GypsyRadio Station that broadcasts 24 hours, offering a wide collection that covers the Jazz Manouche classics, along with the Gypsy Jazz novelties.Radio Manouche
  95. Edit: oh, this one that caught my eye but it isn’t the only one, see: https://pixelfed.social/p/DocPop/806269366762456744

    Doctor P. Popular (@DocPop@pixelfed.social)Some tags by Oker, a legendary graffiti artist who was in SF last week. Oker is part of London's Get Shit Done crew. #Graffiti #SFGraffiti #OkerGSDPixelfed

    original:

    have a great weekend! (pardon the ascii noise to follow)

    @ <

    ⎺UU⎺

    graffiti on the side of a wood-sided garage  in Orange Alley, in San Francisco. The garage is tagged up with mostly black nonsense and some red nonsense which has been tagged over with a large, frame filling yellow figure outlined in black, filled in bright yellow. The figure has two buck teeth but mouth closed, a - for an nose, a spiral for one eye and a < for the other eye. Next to the figure is another black lined shape of the same size filled in yellow that could be a ✌️or something else, idk, that’s what I see at a glance.
    Figure 1. graffiti on the side of a wood-sided garage in Orange Alley, in San Francisco. The garage is tagged up with mostly black nonsense and some red nonsense which has been tagged over with a large, frame filling yellow figure outlined in black, filled in bright yellow. The figure has two buck teeth but mouth closed, a - for an nose, a spiral for one eye and a < for the other eye. Next to the figure is another black lined shape of the same size filled in yellow that could be a ✌️or something else, idk, that’s what I see at a glance..
  96. Totally thought I’d licked the entire time change thing until the everloving wife pointed out that I had made dinner an hour late every day this week. I went back to cross reference the last post I made in chat at work and even that was an hour later than I normally work.

    what the hell? I’ve been getting up around 5AM like I normally do and then just disappearing an hour somewhere to fall back?

  97. Just got around to ordering prints to go in the the mat we had everyone sign at our wedding 18 years ago, from the dvd the photographer burned us, which I’d eventually lost, but only after uploading them to flickr which I eventually deleted but had exported first, 9 years ago, which I only just imported to apple photos from my file server.

    ✅ can you order me a print of this picture? [a data warehouse of crossed out due dates]

  98. The sonophone ios app has a delightfully responsive volume slider but the navigation confuses me so I can’t get into the habit of using it exclusively.

    this home assistant hack can’t do search, which is a bummer.

    honestly plexamp continues to be the most delightful but they’ve chosen to deprioritize and kill http streams too, and its speaker targets are limited to airplay and bluetooth, and both stink.

  99. This is all so stupid. I assume accessing http streams and favoriting them is not a revenue opportunity and thus prioritized somewhere below first party enlightenment sound daemon support, so the “new” mobile app hard-rake-staircase-ollie 🙄 (the designers did a great job, the engineering decisions worry me) still can’t do what I’ve been doing for nearly fifteen years.

    home assistant can, clumsily, so I faked up the old UI with four sonos cards each locked into single mode.

    The sonos mac app on my machine this morning. Sonos has used this hokey three column layout for a very long time. Left: speaker selection and grouping. center: now playing artwork over playlist. right: source services, media library, or favorites, currently displaying favorites.
    Figure 1. The sonos mac app on my machine this morning. Sonos has used this hokey three column layout for a very long time. Left: speaker selection and grouping. center: now playing artwork over playlist. right: source services, media library, or favorites, currently displaying favorites..
    home assistant using the synthwave theme (purple with pink headers and white text), with a music dashboard selected.left column: speaker selection. center: now playing artwork over playlist for the selected speakers. right: media selection showing “browse media” (useless) and Favorites
    Figure 2. home assistant using the synthwave theme (purple with pink headers and white text), with a music dashboard selected.left column: speaker selection. center: now playing artwork over playlist for the selected speakers. right: media selection showing “browse media” (useless) and Favorites.
    the same dashboard on my phone, which collapses all of the columns into one, is incredibly silly, but works just fine for me, assuming I can trick myself into remembering to use it instead of opening the bad app first, which I tend to do.
    Figure 3. the same dashboard on my phone, which collapses all of the columns into one, is incredibly silly, but works just fine for me, assuming I can trick myself into remembering to use it instead of opening the bad app first, which I tend to do..
  100. Everloving wife and I used to call the corner grocery, Duc Loi (r i p), "the dl”, now a few years into having moved and Casa Guadalupe being our default, I’ve finally managed to stop saying “the dl” by saying “the gl.”

  101. Recology sanitation engineers have an off-the-books, for-charity, annual, competitions (regional and national), and one of the events is a timed wheel-can storage race (faster is better) judged by how interlocked the lids can be.

    when any one lid can’t be opened on account of the engineer’s clever interleaving of a neighboring can’s lid’s lip, they call it “captured lid locking” (the technical term) and, they are scored on how many lids they can lock.

    as in all sport, doping is a problem.

  102. Wtb a home assistant automation that will play theater bell chimes over every (sonos) speaker in the house five minutes before dinner is ready, again one minute before plating, and again as the ushers (me) close and lock the (imaginary) doors to the the dining room as I sit to dine with whoever has joined me for dinner.

  103. Entering my Townes Van Zandt era even though lyrics normally pass over my smooth brain like the colored smoke over an efficient wing in wind tunnel tests reminds me of getting into Elvis Costello years ago and telling a hipper friend of mine “wow, did you know his first few albums are like, incredible?” and getting in response a very deadpan “yes, that is generally the consensus.”

    late-mid-century texas and bakersfield sounds are my jam lately, catching me by surprise.

  104. [incredulously] Who did this!?

    photograph from the north west corner of vienna and excelsior streets in san francisco, a residential neighborhood full of blocks of four-way stops and a few blocks from any commercial street corner, this block inexplicably has a round brick-layrd mound in the center, turning it into a roundabout.
    Figure 1. photograph from the north west corner of vienna and excelsior streets in san francisco, a residential neighborhood full of blocks of four-way stops and a few blocks from any commercial street corner, this block inexplicably has a round brick-layrd mound in the center, turning it into a roundabout..
  105. Top of rack sourdough preferment and folds, bottom of rack primary fermentation overnight, easily more than doubled, let’s go.

    🥹🥹🥹

  106. Here’s how I plot out a potential walk before I go, sometimes: I use CityStride’s map pathing.

    Other times, of course, I just wing it. But I’ve been bit by missing a block mid-neighborhood in places before and my sense of completionism drives me to go back, so this helps.

    I’m also not completing every citystride “segment” so I ignore that mechanic - it includes a few alleys which aren’t actually open to the public and paths that don’t exist anymore.

    a map of san francisco, ca centering McLaren Park. Holly Park in Bernal Heights is the norther most landmark, and the 280 freeway crosses the map a quarter of the way from the top while the 101 freeway peeks across the top right corner . Every street north of 280 and west of 101 has a purple path over it of a walk I’ve done w/ GPS recording. The paths continue across 101 from Sunnyside and have completed most of the streets between 280 and Alemany. A blue dotted line marks a potential walk I might do this morning through the Excelsior neighborhood after taking a Muni bus south from the Mission where to a stop I’ve used a few times to get to this neighborhood for prior walks. The planned walk is just under 6 miles but I can bail at any time back for a bus home on Mission st.
    Figure 1. a map of san francisco, ca centering McLaren Park. Holly Park in Bernal Heights is the norther most landmark, and the 280 freeway crosses the map a quarter of the way from the top while the 101 freeway peeks across the top right corner . Every street north of 280 and west of 101 has a purple path over it of a walk I’ve done w/ GPS recording. The paths continue across 101 from Sunnyside and have completed most of the streets between 280 and Alemany. A blue dotted line marks a potential walk I might do this morning through the Excelsior neighborhood after taking a Muni bus south from the Mission where to a stop I’ve used a few times to get to this neighborhood for prior walks. The planned walk is just under 6 miles but I can bail at any time back for a bus home on Mission st..
  107. Area man who has been muted the entire video conference waves goodbye before closing the window even though his stream is hidden among the “+8" set of other people who have also been muted the entire video call

  108. Being the adult in this tête-à-tête and, after feinting a few times with the fork in my right hand, simply plucking up the pan fried cherry tomato with my left hand and popping it into my mouth.

    if the skin ain’t broke, you should not poke

  109. It is p funny to me that the dumbest people on earth who respect no one and no thing who bumble through life with least effort reactions damning all consequence are still participating in the meritocracy of J.D.s and Ivies and so on.

    feels like every day we learn ”oh, so and so idiot is now the head of blah blah" and it’s their lawyer or something.

    why the pretense? just appoint whoever, who cares at this point?

  110. S. J. W.s at this playground?

    photograph of small nautical flag (i assume?)  tiles embedded in concrete steps at a toddler playground in san francisco with Sierra, Juliett, and Whiskey written under each flag, The initial letters are large while the remainder are small caps.
    Figure 1. photograph of small nautical flag (i assume?) tiles embedded in concrete steps at a toddler playground in san francisco with Sierra, Juliett, and Whiskey written under each flag, The initial letters are large while the remainder are small caps..
  111. Oè!

    photograph of the san francisco giants stadium from beyond right field and across a body of water. in the foreground, a twenty foot statue of baseball player who just swing their bat is on a small pedestal, but what its eyes catching is that in the water, a gondola is being oared by a gondolier wearing a red and white striped shirt and a flat brimmed straw hat. the sole occupant of the umbrellas is holding a paper straw for the afternoon sun. i've never been to Venice but i assume these people have or wish they had.
    Figure 1. photograph of the san francisco giants stadium from beyond right field and across a body of water. in the foreground, a twenty foot statue of baseball player who just swing their bat is on a small pedestal, but what its eyes catching is that in the water, a gondola is being oared by a gondolier wearing a red and white striped shirt and a flat brimmed straw hat. the sole occupant of the umbrellas is holding a paper straw for the afternoon sun. i've never been to Venice but i assume these people have or wish they had..
    photograph of the san francisco giants stadium the bridge the gondolier is about to go under. a gondola is being oared by a gondolier wearing a red and white striped shirt and a flat brimmed straw hat. the sole occupant of the umbrellas is holding a paper straw for the afternoon sun. i've never been to Venice but i assume these people have or wish they had. there are a few other small sailboats around them.
    Figure 2. photograph of the san francisco giants stadium the bridge the gondolier is about to go under. a gondola is being oared by a gondolier wearing a red and white striped shirt and a flat brimmed straw hat. the sole occupant of the umbrellas is holding a paper straw for the afternoon sun. i've never been to Venice but i assume these people have or wish they had. there are a few other small sailboats around them..
  112. On my bullshit—in Denver—not nearly my first time here, just visiting friends for the weekend and had a kid-nap-time time to wander.

    p nice!

    a map of downtown Denver, centering the central business district, with the word Denver in bold in the bottom right, and a purple line trailing along a river south-east and back about 6 miles along the river
    Figure 1. a map of downtown Denver, centering the central business district, with the word Denver in bold in the bottom right, and a purple line trailing along a river south-east and back about 6 miles along the river.
  113. 😮😮🙂‍↔️

    our third orchid bloom finally got some sun and opened up but it’s facing the wrong way, this is a photo of the two facing right out into the room looking pretty while the smaller third one is facing mostly to the right and away in the distance
    Figure 1. our third orchid bloom finally got some sun and opened up but it’s facing the wrong way, this is a photo of the two facing right out into the room looking pretty while the smaller third one is facing mostly to the right and away in the distance.
    a photo of the reverse side of the previous one, the new bloom is facing down and to the right in profile, the two bigger older siblings are up and to the left in side-view, behind are a red/green prayer plant, a very healthy fiddle plant, and in the distance, a wall of books
    Figure 2. a photo of the reverse side of the previous one, the new bloom is facing down and to the right in profile, the two bigger older siblings are up and to the left in side-view, behind are a red/green prayer plant, a very healthy fiddle plant, and in the distance, a wall of books.
    a grab of the final two drawings on the final line of the “calvin’s dad tries to get calvin to sit for a portrait in a dress shirt and tie with his hair combed” - on the left is the last picture, where calvin has turned away from the camera just before the shutter was pressed, on the right cavlin’s parents are looking at the photosDad: “WE CANT SENDTHESE IN OURCHRISTMASCARDS. PEOPLEWILL THINK IT'SSACRILEGIOUS.”Mom: “WELL, THESEDO LOOKLIKE CALVIN.. EXCEPTFOR THECOMBEDHAIR.”
    Figure 3. a grab of the final two drawings on the final line of the “calvin’s dad tries to get calvin to sit for a portrait in a dress shirt and tie with his hair combed” - on the left is the last picture, where calvin has turned away from the camera just before the shutter was pressed, on the right cavlin’s parents are looking at the photosDad: “WE CANT SENDTHESE IN OURCHRISTMASCARDS. PEOPLEWILL THINK IT'SSACRILEGIOUS.”Mom: “WELL, THESEDO LOOKLIKE CALVIN.. EXCEPTFOR THECOMBEDHAIR.”.
  114. whatya mean, I’m not turning on reactions?”

    screen grab from the opening interview scene in Blade Runner between Holden and Leon before Leon shots a hole in Holden’s stomach with a laser, Leon is sitting in a chair staring at Holden
    Figure 1. screen grab from the opening interview scene in Blade Runner between Holden and Leon before Leon shots a hole in Holden’s stomach with a laser, Leon is sitting in a chair staring at Holden.
  115. Gonna call this variety of slop post-labor-impressionism

    a screenshot of an ad for some financial advice posts or grifts (is there a difference) of a bull with three horns and a bears face and weird feet growling or something with a weird tongue at a bear that is down on one elbow or something, on wall street in new york, I suppose, idk, nonsense neoclassical and NY looking stuff behind it, rendered with photographic realism but obviously AI nonsense
    Figure 1. a screenshot of an ad for some financial advice posts or grifts (is there a difference) of a bull with three horns and a bears face and weird feet growling or something with a weird tongue at a bear that is down on one elbow or something, on wall street in new york, I suppose, idk, nonsense neoclassical and NY looking stuff behind it, rendered with photographic realism but obviously AI nonsense.
  116. 😮😮

    photograph of the orchid that bloomed a week ago. it now has a bloomed companion, and the last bud week probably join this pair in a few days
    Figure 1. photograph of the orchid that bloomed a week ago. it now has a bloomed companion, and the last bud week probably join this pair in a few days.
    macro of the interior of the new orchid flower with yellow and pink highlights
    Figure 2. macro of the interior of the new orchid flower with yellow and pink highlights.
  117. Aesop’s “The Boy Who Cried Wolf And Was Told By The Farmers On The Embankment, Oh, You’re Surprised There’s A Wolf? You’re Tending Sheep, Didn’t You Read that Article In The Atlantic Last Year About This? Here Is A Link It Will Only Take You Fifteen Minutes To Read Oh By The Way It Looks Like The Wolf Ate Your Whole Flock, That Is Really Unfortunate And We Sure Do Hate It.”

  118. Making chilean sea bass and dry fried green beans and right off the bat the book I’m using ( http://www.fuchsiadunlop.com/books/the-food-of-sichuan/) for the beans cops that while you could dry fry them, most people deep fry them, and for another thing, you can also just bake them and then stir fry them, which is what I’m doing because I’m feeling p lazy this evening

    The Food of Sichuan | Fuchsia DunlopA fully revised and updated edition of Fuchsia Dunlop's landmark book on Sichuan cookery. Winner of the Fortnum & Mason Cookery Book Award 2020 Shortlisted for the Guild of Food Writers International Cookbook Award 2020 Shortlisted for the James Beard International Cookbook Award 2020 New York Times "Holiday Books 2019―Cooking" • NPR "Favorite Books of 2019" • Guardian "Best Cookbooks and Food Writing of 2019" • Condé Nast Traveler "Best Travel Cookbooks 2019" • Chowhound "Best New International Cookbooks for Fall 2019" Buy on Amazon US/ Buy on Amazon UK Almost twenty years after the publication of Sichuan Cookery, voted by the OFM as one of the greatest cookbooks of all time, Fuchsia Dunlop revisits the region where her own culinary journey began, adding more than 50 new recipes to the original repertoire and accompanying them with her incomparable knowledge of the dazzling tastes, textures and sensations of Sichuanese cookery. At home, guided by Fuchsia's clear instructions, and using just a few key Sichuanese storecupboard ingredients, you will be able to recreate Sichuanese classics such as Mapo tofu, Twice-cooked pork and Gong Bao chicken, or try your hand at a traditional spread of cold dishes comprising Bang bang chicken, Numbing-and-hot dried beef, Spiced cucumber salad and Green beans in ginger sauce. With spellbinding writing on the culinary and cultural history of Sichuan and accompanied by gorgeous travel and food photography, The Food of Sichuan is a captivating insight into one of the world's greatest cuisines. PRAISE FOR THE FOOD OF SICHUAN 'Cookbook of the year' ― Allan Jenkins, OFM 'No one explains the intricacies of Sichuan food like Fuchsia Dunlop. This book remains my bible for the subject' ― Jay Rayner 'This book offers an unmissable opportunity to utilise the wok and cleaver, brave the fiery Mapo tofu and expand your technique with pot-stickers and steamed buns' ― Yotam Ottolenghi 'I've been cooking and studying recipes for 20 years, but I could spend the next 10 with Fuchsia Dunlop's The Food of Sichuan…This book reminded me of how little I know and made me thankful that experts still exist.' ― Carla Lalli Music, Bon Appétit 'Fuchsia Dunlop, unquestionably the foremost authority on Sichuan cookery, brings her unmatched knowledge of every aspect of the cuisine to this magnificent volume.'― Grace Young, author of Stir-Frying to the Sky's Edge and The Breath of a Wok 'Both poetic and practical, this book offers something to both novices and connoisseurs of Sichuanese food, with recipes for the ubiquitous mapo tofu sitting alongside lesser-known dishes like 'phoenix tails' (tender tufted lettuce leaves) in sesame sauce. It is, in a word, phenomenal.' ― Jenny Zhang, Eater 'A valuable resource for sparking new inspiration and excitement surrounding Sichuan food.'― ― Danny Bowien, chef and cofounder of Mission Chinese Food 'Dunlop shares with her readers not merely recipes, but essays and instructive tables delineating the 23 flavors and 56 cooking methods of Sichuan.' ― Mark Knoblauch, Booklist 'With the original still considered one of the best sources on Sichuan cooking, this new edition is a must-have for anyone interested in authentic Chinese cuisine.'― Devon Thomas, Library Journalfuchsiadunlop.com

    (not knocking the book, it’s a sign of a good recipe imo when there’s more than one way to do a thing instead of trying to elevate technique over outcomes)

    the beans were good!

  119. I’ve got a date-night sitter booked tonight but my date is out of town so I looked at event calendars for the usual haunts and, hey neat, Robert Cherny presents "San Francisco Reds: Communists in the Bay Area, 1919 to 1958.”, 7-8:30, at Bird & Beckett ( https://birdbeckett.com, https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?mode=week&src=r5o3loovr013c5rftpv75lji18@group.calendar.google.com&ctz=America/Los_Angeles).

    Bird & Beckett Books & Records – Home of the Bird & Beckett Cultural Legacy Projectbirdbeckett.comBIRD & BECKETT EVENTScalendar.google.com

    Baring any complications (my kid has a cold that could but probably won’t escalate), I’m there.

  120. O/ to the product manager or whoever is responsible for apple’s “Reactions” menubar feature inventing or using a new and immature notification flow to tell me when my browser turns the feature off, we see you and appreciate you

  121. 😮

    photograph of our credenza in the morning sun, left to right, ficus,, prayer plant, orchid, prayer plant, rubber tree.an abstract expressionist acrylic triptic in bright colors is in the wall above
    Figure 1. photograph of our credenza in the morning sun, left to right, ficus,, prayer plant, orchid, prayer plant, rubber tree.an abstract expressionist acrylic triptic in bright colors is in the wall above.
    photograph of the first orchid to bloom since we got this darn thing, it's mostly white with some yellow highlights inside
    Figure 2. photograph of the first orchid to bloom since we got this darn thing, it's mostly white with some yellow highlights inside.
    macro of the orchid boom
    Figure 3. macro of the orchid boom.
  122. We have potted plans from at least three friends who left SF (and CA, it turns out), and one is an orchid that I never figured out how to do much with beyond keep alive for two years.

    so we asked at the garden center and they suggested orchid food (sticks and spray) and sure enough, when fed, the primary sprout poked back up and grew 12" or so in the past few months and now we’ve got maybe four flowers to look forward to.

    idk if/how we could have helped the first four buds which died off.

    photograph of our orchid in an white orchid pot (holes in the side in a cross pattern, with set in a dish so that you can’t over-water it) on our credenza next to a red/green prayer plant, in front of a very light pink wall. A few large green leaves spill over the pot and one long trunk clipped to a stick in two places rises 12” before bending over at 90” on a gradual arc. At the top and end are four buds, the one furthest from the tip being the oldest and largest nearing half an inch in diameter and the others smaller and younger in diminishing size
    Figure 1. photograph of our orchid in an white orchid pot (holes in the side in a cross pattern, with set in a dish so that you can’t over-water it) on our credenza next to a red/green prayer plant, in front of a very light pink wall. A few large green leaves spill over the pot and one long trunk clipped to a stick in two places rises 12” before bending over at 90” on a gradual arc. At the top and end are four buds, the one furthest from the tip being the oldest and largest nearing half an inch in diameter and the others smaller and younger in diminishing size.
    top down photo of the same orchid plant and buds, macro on the buds where you can now see that there were three or four earlier buds which withered away and left nothing on the plant but a brown tip like a broken-off branch.
    Figure 2. top down photo of the same orchid plant and buds, macro on the buds where you can now see that there were three or four earlier buds which withered away and left nothing on the plant but a brown tip like a broken-off branch..
  123. Was catching up on the O.G. after suggesting this doc to a friend and found out / was reminded maybe/why Donald Fagan’s response to being asked to be involved in any way was to say "fuck you”

    https://youtu.be/EatDR9uHD3g?si=Igocu38O9ZWDsFKj 😆

    Yacht Rock Episode 3For Cast and Crew info go to the Yacht Rock page at Channel101.com.http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=152YouTube
  124. Standing in a band labeled 30-80lbs that is wrapped behind and around the parallel bars of a chin up bar getting ready to do the 8th and final chin up of 3 sets of 8 when the band slips off my heels and thwaps me across the shoulder blades like only a 2" wide rubber band supporting my entire body weight can thwap

    oof!

  125. My lynch story is that a friend convinced us to fly to LA for one of his film festivals where this premiered (or at least was shown?) in a full theater of his fans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BSgM56SSJ0 and the next day I got to ride in an elevator with Blondie who was also at the festival

    DAVID LYNCH COFFEE ad • BarbieDAVID LYNCH COFFEE ad • Barbie. Follow @moreandmoreads for updates! Subscribe to our channel!YouTube

    anyway RIP, F, etc

  126. Last week or w/e, a car drove into the corner store at 26th and guerrero

    a car, just now, drove into the dover at 26th and valencia

    stores and bars are for people, not cars!

    I wonder what the folks at the bottom of coso on precita did to get their new bollards installed?

  127. Strava’s AI features which upon announcement already motivated me to delete my account and I’m merely waiting or a fedi or or similar open source self-hosted equivalent to move to before I do so, reads like the FBI S.A. assigned to monitor me’s updates to my dosier

    Screenshot from the strava app’s content just below the steps and disatance and calories for a specific event:Athlete Intelligence BETASolid walk with a quicker pace thanrecent averages, hitting nearly 5,000steps and maintaining a consistentwalking routine.Say More
    Figure 1. Screenshot from the strava app’s content just below the steps and disatance and calories for a specific event:Athlete Intelligence BETASolid walk with a quicker pace thanrecent averages, hitting nearly 5,000steps and maintaining a consistentwalking routine.Say More.
  128. Tag yerself

    bart ticket machine in balboa park that is out of service and has a printed sign saying so stuck to it with duct tapeBILL TO BILLCHANGERPUSH BUTTONFOR INSTRUCTIONSSORRY,THIS UNITIS NOTWORKING.FOR NOW.
    Figure 1. bart ticket machine in balboa park that is out of service and has a printed sign saying so stuck to it with duct tapeBILL TO BILLCHANGERPUSH BUTTONFOR INSTRUCTIONSSORRY,THIS UNITIS NOTWORKING.FOR NOW..
  129. Heck yeah, sprung for a nice ticket to this one ( https://www.sfjazz.org/tickets/productions/24-25/julian-lage-duet-for-guitars/)

    screenshot of sf jazz’s calendar  entry, left stylized text, right, a Julian Lage publicity photo in black and white holding a steel string accousticwhat is the world coming to that lage gets pictured and ribot doesn't but that's ok, it's lage's residency, everloving wife and I are even going to the opening night of it a few nights before this oneanyway: text follows:SUNFEB 23JULIAN LAGE & MARCRIBOTDUET FOR GUITARS7:00 PM | Miner AuditoriumBUY TICKETS
    Figure 1. screenshot of sf jazz’s calendar entry, left stylized text, right, a Julian Lage publicity photo in black and white holding a steel string accousticwhat is the world coming to that lage gets pictured and ribot doesn't but that's ok, it's lage's residency, everloving wife and I are even going to the opening night of it a few nights before this oneanyway: text follows:SUNFEB 23JULIAN LAGE & MARCRIBOTDUET FOR GUITARS7:00 PM | Miner AuditoriumBUY TICKETS.
  130. Grumpy postjng about the pass it on media campaign

    screen grab of roddy popper lowering the sunglasses in They Live
    Figure 1. screen grab of roddy popper lowering the sunglasses in They Live.
    screen grab of a 3x4 panel of various Pass It On campaign images from duckduckgo mobile web image searching for "pass it on"
    Figure 2. screen grab of a 3x4 panel of various Pass It On campaign images from duckduckgo mobile web image searching for "pass it on".
  131. Very mild shenanigans, nice.

  132. Walked past the place I lived 20+ years ago at Kalorama and Champlain: it’s still there, hell yeah. saw three different people slip on the same ice patch on 18th near Florida. that sucks.

    saw clusters of tents on the grass along the southern eastern side of the end of rock creek parkway near the bridge as you pass that gas station past the watergate which are both still there, on the taxi ride in. it is 20F and last weeks snow is still on the ground.

  133. At ShmooCon for the weekend.

    Photograph taken from a moving taxi of the Washington Monument as seen from a bridge over the Potomac River in Washington, DC.
    Figure 1. Photograph taken from a moving taxi of the Washington Monument as seen from a bridge over the Potomac River in Washington, DC..
  134. The e in e/acc is specifically about the trompe l’oeil of the tunnel painted on the wall.

  135. Evolution keeps producing crabs (php web forums) for a reason, but I’m sure your not-crab thing will be great too, glhf

  136. Stop looking at the sunrise reflecting off an entire block of buildings in the distance challenge

    street level 3x zoom phone photograph looking west from the sidewalk of Cesar Chavez st. at Showell, framed on the left by a tree and right by a light pole, Noe peak in the distance under a clear blue sky is set over a center fifth of the photo banding a few blocks of buildings reflecting a blazing sunrise on a balmy warm morning with a cold ocean breeze.
    Figure 1. street level 3x zoom phone photograph looking west from the sidewalk of Cesar Chavez st. at Showell, framed on the left by a tree and right by a light pole, Noe peak in the distance under a clear blue sky is set over a center fifth of the photo banding a few blocks of buildings reflecting a blazing sunrise on a balmy warm morning with a cold ocean breeze..
  137. At a client of mine’s in the early 00s:

    “Wow, hotdog stand. I’ve never seen anyone choose this, do you like it?” I asked.

    "No. I don’t know why it’s like that. I came in one day and there it was.”

    "Do you want me to change it back to normal colors?”

    "No, don’t change it!” they demanded, weirdly urgently.

    “OK.”

    They were later fired for conspiring w/ an IT support worker to embezzle a bunch of money. The IT worker even went to jail.

    That client? Novavax.

    https://digipres.club/@discatte/113777327346806881

    (🖬🖫). ₍^. .^₎⟆ (@discatte@digipres.club)Attached: 1 image 🌭 Hotdog Stand 🟧 🟩 🟦 🟨 XP editiondigipres.club
  138. Musical breaks are the mayonnaise of kid’s movies.

  139. Took a guest through Glen Canyon up Twin Peaks new year’s eve, toured Philosopher’s Way with junior today. enjoy the green while it’s with us.

    photograph of the southern peak, “Noe Peak” from the northern peak, “Eureka Peak” on a very clear last day of 2024
    Figure 1. photograph of the southern peak, “Noe Peak” from the northern peak, “Eureka Peak” on a very clear last day of 2024.
    photograph of the trails we were walking traversing the east side of Twin Peaks down into the neighborhood below, mostly green this time of year, with a few single tracks rising and dipping along the hillside
    Figure 2. photograph of the trails we were walking traversing the east side of Twin Peaks down into the neighborhood below, mostly green this time of year, with a few single tracks rising and dipping along the hillside.
    photograph of a portion of Philosopher’s Way in McLaren Park, SF.a stone marker to the left of the trail indicates that hikes should proceed forward. A tree has fallen obstructing the trail just past the market, and a 6 foot circumference root ball pops up o the the right, while the trunk extends beyond the photo left.
    Figure 3. photograph of a portion of Philosopher’s Way in McLaren Park, SF.a stone marker to the left of the trail indicates that hikes should proceed forward. A tree has fallen obstructing the trail just past the market, and a 6 foot circumference root ball pops up o the the right, while the trunk extends beyond the photo left..
    Photograph of Bernal Heights and beyond, including downtown, the Bay Bridge, Berkeley, and so on, from McLaren Park, SF.
    Figure 4. Photograph of Bernal Heights and beyond, including downtown, the Bay Bridge, Berkeley, and so on, from McLaren Park, SF..
  140. Had a few friends over for a holiday party this week and made two extra large New York style pizzas to feed everyone a lot faster and with a lot less work than my neapolitan process.

    For the kids, a half-pep/half-mozz. For the adults: smoked kalamata olives (holy moly, amazing), red onion, mushroom, basil, pecorino, mozz.

    photo, a slice of pizza on a cutting board.the pizza is topped with smoked kalamata olives (holy moly, amazing), red onion, mushroom, basil, pecorino, mozz.the sauce: drain a can of whole peeled san marzanos, dicard the liquid, and zap what’s left in the blender w/ one head of garlic and generous pinches of salt, sugar, and oregano.
    Figure 1. photo, a slice of pizza on a cutting board.the pizza is topped with smoked kalamata olives (holy moly, amazing), red onion, mushroom, basil, pecorino, mozz.the sauce: drain a can of whole peeled san marzanos, dicard the liquid, and zap what’s left in the blender w/ one head of garlic and generous pinches of salt, sugar, and oregano..

    I’ve been struggling to land on a good dough process without doing a bunch of math.

    Lucky for me, I found a modern Lehmann calculator (named after a forums poster, so you know the approach is good), and have had great luck with it, using bakers percentages a bit more like Kenji’s at 60% hydration, 2% oil, 2% salt, 1% instant yeast.

    I use cold water from the fridge and mix it using a food processor until it registers mid-70s F on a thermapen, then cold ferment.

    Maybe counter-inuitive but someone posted (I don’t remember who or where, probably on pizzamaking.com) that bulk fermenting dough like this at room temperatures effectively insulates the dough from dropping to fridge temps when you later cold ferment, what with all the bubbles.

    The dough should already have warmed up from both the cold strike water equalizing with the other ingredients to a target temp, and the kneading further raising the temp.

    Just throw it in the fridge immediately.

    Very small sample size but: I overshot kneading on one of two dough balls by 10 degrees to mid-80s F, so when I placed them in my fermenting tray (and flattened them out given I had so much space to work with, so that they would cool more evenly), I marked that one.

    After cold fermenting, the too-warm dough was slightly smaller, visually, than the correctly kneaded dough.

    Go figure.