RT @hynek: @nickstenning maybe tricking ppl into clicking on ads is harder than a space station
Twitter posts from 2015
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RT @nickstenning: The women and men who wrote the nearly bug-free code that controlled a $4Bn space shuttle and the lives of astronauts wor…
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RT @debian: Debian is saddened to share the news of the passing of Ian Murdock. We will miss him dearly. https://t.co/1EhZ5BwKSH
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Are there canonical essays rallying to not Manhattanize San Francisco? I’ve been to Manhattan and except for the weather it is pretty great.
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Area Man Unblinkingly Guesses That Blood-Line Supremacy Possible Cause Of Successes, Burdens
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“My answer is maybe,” he said. “There’s a unique willingness to trust each other here. It’s kind of in our blood.”
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Old man spite is the most hilarious spite. https://t.co/xGUfINKViV https://t.co/FMAHI1xLWL
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RT @tastefactory: What the! https://t.co/9OOGetCJoL
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RT @wolfpupy: ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what …
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RT @mtredden: “I still like it and will come back.” https://t.co/yey3H6j7P5
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Every Man Is Responsible For His Own SoulCaliber Player Selection
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@grahamvsworld @vogon just learned about calque, the word for a loanword literally translated, that is itself a loanword, as is ‘loanword’
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lucas plz go redo Antiques Roadshow, so’s that when the appraisers ask what’d you bring and people say idk they get nickelodeon slimed
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RT @animaldrumss: Actually, stupid doctor, you dont get it. I cant go to bed earlier. the night time is when I read and gain wisdom from my…
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RT @ibogost: Lucy: “Charlie Brown, you blockhead!”
Charlie Brown: "Actually, it’s called blockchain, and it is poised to revolutionize p…
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RFC 91142069 - Message Systems Testing
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Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be @ Boys.
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RT @lifewinning: Happy solstice, burn all the clocks
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How to write email: Free-write. Make the last sentence the first. Delete the rest. Revise what’s left. Drop CCs to BCC and say so. Send.
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RT @freecialis: rehearsing my TED Talk called What if Making A Show of Being Not Care Is Actually Very Care
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Me: Hi, please email me when my hair is on fire.
Vendor: [VENDOR NAME] [ALERT CODE] [RN] Hair may be Flammable
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RT @sarahjeong: I can’t believe the US Attorney’s name is Capers https://t.co/J0rVa210Aa
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RT @waxpancake: Your annual reminder of the hidden costs of taking venture capital. https://t.co/w0VCWRwIsi
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RT @nickmullen: Just tried this beer: dogshit head 90 minute IPA last night. Highly recommend it to my fellow beer experts
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RT @nickmullen: (brown smear all over my lips and face)
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RT @ryanqnorth: walking in a winter wonderland
ME: where’s bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w… who are you?
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Has @twitter archived the engineers supporting Twitter Archives? https://t.co/rPFU6SNkFB
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William Shakespeare displayed a great variety of expression, producing his plays with a vocabulary of about 1,500 @duckduckgo bang commands.
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RT @direlog: uh. http://t.co/2yYMMwfvWa
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RT @BigMeanInternet: I freelance for a lot of places and a big zero of them reliably pay within 30 days. Not any https://t.co/vSeqoOdSVB ht…
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RT @ibogost: ‘Home Alone,’ written by Cormac McCarthy: https://t.co/0FRC507c2Y (via @AdrienneLaF)
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Halloween, I nuked my LinkedIn profile and salted it. Recruiter queues are so deep that opportunities keep coming. https://t.co/ZU0rCxY5Pi
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We need the police to carry tactical legislation passers and tactical gavels so that they can perform the duties of all three branches.
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But Grant, how can someone so poorly read link the scant few texts they’ve consumed so tenuously without shame? Great question!
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Rogaway: https://t.co/nvmHQQomOF -> Benda: La Trahison Des Clercs: https://t.co/pfQvlLAclu -> Glennon: https://t.co/kTDizYOKvv
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https://t.co/8dhO2kNUVE nobody on Earth wants to share anything, that’s why sharing’s a lesson, how’s this tired rhetoric so unquestioned?
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RT @OldHossRadbourn: 1-EYED OLD MAN: This city, boy. There’s no code. People killed every day. Life ain’t worth a clay brick.
YOUNG HAMMUR…
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RT @BBW_BFF: when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you’ve created for yourself http://t.co/yA895CejOX
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RT @McGrewSecurity: Fuck mayonnaise
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RT @SpaceCatPics: The littlest nope ever. http://t.co/mJHclYBzVw
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Shit, they made me reserve a ticket, now I have to fly to the east coast in winter and cope with seeing friends and family.
=[
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Prepare to be disappointed. https://t.co/MtZ68vKEp0
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RT @vineyille: [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That’s Chappie
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@will_torres Vanna? Two Ts!
It worked on my Mac but then not my phone. Computers! https://t.co/eaUzKe7cOB
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@will_torres 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑾𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹!
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RT @WorfEmail: All crew,
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: https://t.co/FzVbi4Kcoh
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I just backed NeoPing© on @Kickstarter https://t.co/uMmtQXqb2f
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tfw a rude af webmaster thanks you for using a form but doesn’t send a handwritten thank you note, per netiquette. https://t.co/JfT4wgW4KA
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php is to yin as bash is to yang
Like, y’all mock the hell outta one, and then squint and offer 10 wellactuallies about the other, smdh.
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RT @strcpy: I need feedback for my NeoPING kickstarter: https://t.co/89hN2PFHhP
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OK Santa, fine, I’ll pay. Twitter: this is what a strong monetization game looks like.
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RT @AtomicAnalyst: Roger Fisher’s idea for making the decision to use nuclear weapons less abstract (from March 1981 @BulletinAtomic): http…
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Test VLH on one rule before using on others. Use as directed. Not legal in all states, sorry MD, VA, DC. In case of eye contact, apply bour–
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“Very Likely Hostile” is like a little can of urgency that you can spray on user agents to restore shine and luster. VLH also works on TLDs.
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I likely analysts who contribute IDS rules to Emerging Threats with “likely” and “very likely” in the message. Now, that’s a spicy ordinal.
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Surname variant and post-season-handle in The Picture of Dorian Gray, the enemy of my enemy, Dorian Gray, is a jerk. https://t.co/WpOME2ZOLT
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cya shitlords! https://t.co/rvBEUvyKlQ
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OH Aspirational Control List
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Oh, my. https://t.co/WgHqP67geC
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RT @aedison: “Add one small onion (finely chopped), then half an onion, then a quarter of an onion, then an eighth of an onion…”–Recipe f…
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RT @BoobsRadley: My dad once told me bagged cereal was cheaper because the artists who do the boxes are expensive. Hey dads, you can just s…
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RT @biorhythmist: I’ve watched this 982x https://t.co/WaOQ94kqhN
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Someone created a bunch of accounts with really long passwords and we ran out of disk space on the pas—Write error: No space left on device.
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RT @BrilliantMaps: The United States of America From Alaska’s Point of View - https://t.co/IsLBkoO0vS https://t.co/ZwnLgtzbqz
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@rmondello rad. Reader is a great feature!
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Finally, a conference named how I feel about all conferences. https://t.co/LUbHWY8NvJ
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Safari Reader (⇧⌘R) advances and whatever the opposite of advances is the page by block elements with j and k respectively.
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RT @Michael1979: Me: Bob, it’s pronounced CHANGING, not a-changin’.
Bob Dylan: ?
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RT @jenniferdaniel: I don’t read or tweet design theory often but @ilynam’s takedown of Tokyo’s Olympics visual identity is ❚█══█❚ https://…
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RT @granitetide: The transformation is complete and Trump has taken on his final form as dril https://t.co/assx7YwTmf
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RT @haley: i did it https://t.co/CfxLV01DKY
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The first pillar of the treaty is non-proliferation. The second is disarmament. The third is to use ASCII^W<strike>HTML</strike>unicode.
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The Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Text Markup Weapons recognizes four systems known to possess markup Weapons: Jira, Slack, and Github
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RT @pbowden: my favorite thing about tech people is they’ll apply deep criticism to a technical problem.
political? NOPE. SURE EVERYTHING …
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Tele type mini com
Console to serial USB port
KeySpan Serial Assistant Icon
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In a world. Where networks run on passwords. One jerk. Thinks networks don’t run on passwords. Every morning. https://t.co/8plHDVhmIF
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RT @imskytrash: this is how pigeons are born https://t.co/NmBkyp5MZB
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RT @noahmccormack: This German plutocrat explaining why the rich should pay taxes and not be charity barons is pretty excellent. https://t.…
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Be wary of anyone who considers trust to be a positive security attribute.
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RT @madeleinedoux: mary immaculately conceives a divine child and instead of being like “holy shit SHE’S God” ppl were like "holy shit she …
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RT @chriskingstl: By a teacher of the 13 year old killed trying to steal from someone’s car. You know you shouldn’t read comments. https://…
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Safari in full screen with all the chrome hidden really wants to be a thing but that ⌘W will fuck you every time. https://t.co/mp3PtRMThT
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RT @AlwynPayne: http://t.co/TnhdbDpAot
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RT @kmorrell27: Oh my goodness it’s called firmware because firm is between hard and soft.
I just got that.
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We now have a ‘block first, ask questions later’ policy.
- Tor chief architect Nick Mathewson
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CHILTON
Toasted Funugreek (all years).Installation
Toast some fenugreek.Uninstallation
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Come to 18th and Eureka in the last 15 minutes to get your phone a bird-pooping. https://t.co/MkeuRdWoa3
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RT @peterwsinger: This is the entire Internet when #StarWars New Hope came out (1977).
Tech moving faster in real world? https://t.co/4mb…
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RT @patio11: If someone releases a Sublime plugin which does this I think I may never get actual work done ever again. https://t.co/2jOPGDI…
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RT @naughtysecrets: this might be my favorite internet https://t.co/xKIaeLJtl9
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RT @historyinflicks: I think i just drove into a Philip K Dick story https://t.co/d6wkIejuy5
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@grahamvsworld it was a Woody Allen picture, after all.
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RT @SeanMcElwee: Breaking: young whites are no less racist than their parents. Don’t pretend otherwise. https://t.co/r3cIfwpuMG https://t.c…
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RT @roguesys: Don’t forget your Black Friday shopping: @motherboard has the best deals, all in one place https://t.co/bl5JA0EtX1
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RT @StephenKing: As the late great Forrest J. Ackerman (aka the Ackermonster) would say, HAPPY THANKSGRAVING!!
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RT @hypatiadotca: Random reddit commenter perfectly nails the normalizing apathy of South Park. The last line is perfect 😃 https://t.co/Rn…
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Savvy American business executives preface all requests with “kindly” as a token of respect, e.g., “Kindly initiate a wire transfer ASAP.”
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CS-411: Unattributed spoofed ha-ha only serious test data.
Lab. Required to graduate. Closed to on-campus students. Error. You’re expelled.
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RT @sunfilter: Scientists have yet to figure out what pudding is. “What is this” said one scientist
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RT @grahamvsworld: If you don’t like the Military adding “cyber” to everything maybe you should have co-opted someone else’s entire lexicon?
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“Nostalgia for some prior approach expressed as a seinfeld riff on current approaches.” (2015) pixels on tumblr. https://t.co/kh4e72cMAO
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Synecdoche horror: guns don’t shoot people unless you put wings on 'em.
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OH “fedora bins” https://t.co/obhmTpU3qu
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RT @randlechris: have you ever seen more existential horror than this photo of jim davis from the official garfield licensing website https…
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“Sitting is the new Smoking!” — a Design Within Reach sales promo for exactly two standing desks and a heck of a lot of chairs and sofas.
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RT @jenniferdaniel: Just in time for Thanksgiving — Christmas movies disguised as ☃ stationary. BUY BUY BUY. 🎄https://t.co/o6MXIAaeTE https…
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RT @steyblind: Facebook Memories™ https://t.co/czXKWgP4u3
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RT @extranapkins: Here’s my fave inspirational quote… share if you love inspiration https://t.co/X2GddM6NUj
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there are too many republican candidates, this shit is outta control https://t.co/nDXciEFINY
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RT @grahamvsworld: A dude named @grantstavely turns every channel he’s ever in into Barrens General chat so consider yourself warned
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RT @iHerodotus: 2.98 Anthylla is noteworthy because the city is obliged to provide shoes for the wife of the reigning king of Egypt.
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RT @wilkieii: Tech: “Don’t roll your own crypto if you aren’t an expert” replaces nutrition with Soylent, currency with bitcoin *puts wif…
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RT @crulge: this is very good: STEAL from New Orleans AirBNBs! https://t.co/CZ4er20eye
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RT @MobyDickatSea: dusty rarities gathered from this wide world’s remotest nooks
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RT @maradine: Kids, make sure your first security hire is competent as fuck. Regardless of where they go, they will never leave.
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RT @godtributes: @grantstavely BOWIES FOR THE BOWIE GOD
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RT @djfood: The new #Bowie is incredible, really looking forward to the album now https://t.co/DMKau2mlZz
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PROFOUNDITY
JUST SPITBALLING
stream of conscious w/ random hrefsMAYBE I’M ON TO SOMETHING
rambling++YEP THIS IS IT
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Blogs still a thing?
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur except about the pith excerpts and sub-heads the blog form evolved to rely on
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RT @SLAwrites: Waiting for the third act reveal that most of the 2016 presidential candidates are rogue holograms who escaped from CNN’s 20…
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Computer stuff above the most fundamental components are not physics, please consider not having physics envy about your computer stuff.
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RT @jschauma: “Terrorists use encryption to plot killing people with guns. We must ban encryption!”
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RT @grahamvsworld: If you ask a police dog who’s a good boy, legally, he has to tell you if it’s him.
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RT @TheDreamGhoul: [inventing the parrot]
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RT @animaldrumss: a lot of people assume that just because im a huge dork, i must like comic books and video games. fuck off dude, im the o…
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sick nasty tail grab https://t.co/wDIH1WJVHx
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RT @unormal: https://t.co/a3GoOLdjb6
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RT @DougSaunders: “Pray for Paris” seems a cruel slogan to direct at a country whose very existence is a mass secular revolt against religi…
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RT @tinydinosaurs: Battletoads https://t.co/eTE3k0DOBM
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RT @godtributes: @grantstavely PENTHOUSES FOR THE PENTHOUSE GOD! BATSHITS FOR THE BATSHIT THRONE
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oh cool daily d has posted some batshit rant about his favorite letters to penthouse, a great reminder to unsubcribe from all mailing lists
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RT @grahamvsworld: The problem with going to security conferences is that when I get there everyone wants to talk about FUCKING SECURITY
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RT @DJDadMCMom: Uber CEO: I’m dedicated to changing outdated taxi regulations
Ppl: How?
Uber CEO: First, you guys let me break laws for 5…
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If passwords mattered like that. They don’t.
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Most’d be better off using their lone password as a username and their usernames chosen becsuse all the others were taken as their password.
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RT @MooseAllain: There’s a knock at the door. I open it, but there’s no one there. Unsettled, I slow down a little and pull into the middle…
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@ForgottenSec @useNachos @electricfork @CharmSec
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RT @jwz: Welcome to the Anthropocene. Fordite, also known as Detroit agate, is old automobile paint which has hardened… https://t.co/AfBD…
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Good will always triumph over evil because evil is using ACME TRANSLATE.
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RT @whimsley: For a second time today: brave and humane writing, this time about an Airbnb tragedy. Deserves to be widely read.
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Beware of people with money renaming things there are already words for.
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RT @doom_txt: https://t.co/TPtJdcMJZh
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Bayonnaise
Eayonnaise
Nayonnaise
Gayonnaise
Hayonnaise
Aayonnaise
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tfw the three ball has been replaced with a wheel of gouda https://t.co/Wv35JgBQl6
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Spokane, WA trip report: bars and restaurants split checks all the time and it’s wierd like getting gas in New Jersey is wierd.
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RT @Jmkrochester: I’m torn. As a funeral director, this grosses me out. As a beer drinker, I’m intrigued. @CalebWilde https://t.co/M4yi2A7I…
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RT @openculture: Jorge Luis Borges Selects 74 Books for Your Personal Library https://t.co/GSLRSmmGCQ https://t.co/fldys58zoD
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RT @Dymaxion: Repeat after me: all technical problems of sufficient scope or impact are actually political problems first.
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RT @ftrain: ad agency against spec work https://t.co/jcPQzLIJbr
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3109CE, nuclear winter. A drone fighting blasts of hail, drops, and unfurls a Barracuda Networks poster, which is ripped away immediately.
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RT @nostoppingepoch: I did it http://t.co/WN0N7Xa94w
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a cousin marvin gag from a dude who writes configure scripts and user-agent checks linking chuck to evil-marty guessing ethnicity from names
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RT @textfiles: That first 60 seconds should be everyone’s wake-up alarm. https://t.co/R3k05OqfNo
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RT @drewtoothpaste: Everyone on poker is pissed cause I’m telling them I’m driving while playing https://t.co/VIQF8jQaqP
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Oh my. https://t.co/OuY5BCerKg
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RT @jenniferdaniel: If you have twenty minutes here is a video of me setting all my opportunities in San Francisco on fire. https://t.co/mh…
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RT @susie_c: 🙏 https://t.co/TGkpvslOac
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“Our CEO, Brian Chesky has said before that to be regulated is to be recognized,” said Nulty. “Regulation is a good thing.”
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“We’ve entered a world where we’re more and more comfortable with companies doing some of what government used to do,” he said.
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RT @mcsweeneys: The Four Horsemen of Gentrification. https://t.co/q4w2RfgVaL https://t.co/0zBxsq4lIC
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RT @grahamvsworld: This is one you have to click for the joke to work
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RT @susie_c: San Francisco in the garbage can fire jpg dot whatever
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RT @ibogost: Always lucid and even-keeled, here’s @shaviro on Inventing the Future: Postcapitalism and a World Without Work, https://t.co/t…
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RT @BryanAGarner: Word Today: VAPORING = an instance of bragging or blustering speech; boastful talk. #WOTD
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Reminded that 8 year old me’s bedroom was duck-themed while sorting a box packed in the 90s. Now my kitchen is. https://t.co/h0LZH0jFfj
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If Prop F passes, Extreme can perform “More Than Words” any time they want, anywhere in the city. Vote YES on F. https://t.co/KcbuwFJZBT
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RT @ASmallFiction: “I challenge you to a duel!”
“Very well. The weapon?”
“Compliments.”
“A capital choice.”
"Thank you, I- oh! I see yo…
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RT @susie_c: Philanthropy is nice. Taxes & living wage laws are nicer.
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If Nostradamus was alive today, he’d be over 511 years old. PS I called the fruit OS X secure erase trash SSD thing. https://t.co/wVHFeeqYN9
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RT @ryantate: lol — nailed it, Apple https://t.co/yQXnlhjeBu
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RT @missokistic: The collective noun for a group of libertarians is “an entitlement.”
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A well heard chopper, being necessary to the identity of tiresome men, the right of the people to keep and bear motors, shall not be abridg—
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RT @sixangryghosts: DEATH TO NOSTALGIA https://t.co/1pT9C4KsJw
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RT @SenSanders: Happy Halloween from The Monster! https://t.co/uuau3avuTF
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RT @kidkoala: good morning east coast. a 1 minute remix of the Ghostbusters theme for ya. #happyhalloween #dontcrossthestreams
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Daily, 4:30-9AM
😹#1 cries at 30s intervals unless shut in kitchen.
😿#2 cries at 30m intervals to get in and out of kitchen.
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Captial extraction abhors a surplus. https://t.co/UDrR4AbleB
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RT @jordanzakarin: Here is a puppy dressed as ALF https://t.co/ZmgB5KtDu2
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RT @MobyDickatSea: Here’s food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels
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RT @TerenceBernardo: Dirge produced with Kid Koala is now available on iTunes, Amazon and other stores and streaming services like… http:…
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Perimeter content detonation is dumb if you don’t MITM all TLS and if you do, you are.
Not sure how strongly I feel that, mostly instinct.
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LRT, between macro and micro, there should be a pre-req full semester on “Civics, the golden rule, and the myth of ceteris paribus.”
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RT @ibogost: So much going on here. https://t.co/esw8WAVyzV
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RT @whimsley: First comment on this article also worth reading. https://t.co/bvKLRWY699
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RT @ArfMeasures: [park]
STRANGER: Your dog is unusual lookingME: Yeah, he’s interbred
DUCK: [waddles up] I’ll tell you who else is into …
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psa maybe don’t pick the first time in like a year that rain lifts all the… whatever coats the streets in Frisco to take the skateboard out
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Even in a locked room, I always secure the rear wheel to the downpost so that theives have to carry. Hers was too. https://t.co/Cc9yRHd8U0
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Holy shit, neighbor documenting next door’s busted fence and backwards door found mine and her bikes stashed there! https://t.co/YjOfkTuwbm
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In the meantime, after years of using OS X Server DNS, I will return to using /etc/hosts like a god damned caveman, because it works.
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Apple, consider giving OS X Server PM’s job to the OS X Server Websites PM and visa versa.
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OS X Server, a thing for serving, stops serving things if updated. OS X Server’s Websites do not stop serving a website when told to stop.
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RT @guardianstyle: No one knows. So say “noon” or “midnight” or you will confuse people. https://t.co/xE9wTPqVTj
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@grahamvsworld my plans to have a bowl of cereal for dinner and then walk past a tent city camp to look for my stuff.
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I mistook a thread with my dad and the everloving wife for a chat with just her, so I started a chat with just him: https://t.co/D2QLn4RLHk
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RT @AnnKossuth: @KoryStamper @johnemcintyre heh-heh-heh He said “afflatus.” *heh-heh-heh." No, no, wait… THEY said “afflatus!” https:/…
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RT @rachelle_mandik: —You a private eye?
That’s what the blue neon sign says out front.
—It’s argon. Neon glows orange.
V.O.: From the s…
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“GPG clumsily attempted here ˙ ͜ʟ˙” is unfortunate for the old MUA integrations, but shameful for new webmail MUA+MTAs claiming “security.“
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RT @rachelle_mandik: listen carefully. some people say “heartbeep” instead of “heartbeat.” they are the first wave of robots. do not trust …
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@coaxmetal @vogin yeah, uh, variable trotting equestrian cadence, look it up.
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Egress No Ingress: great band name. Also? Aligned with last Moby Dick Retweet: https://t.co/twy5SFpqZj
Moby Dick Retweet? Great band name.
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The builing next door hung the security door to their garbage alley facing the wrong direction. Egress no ingress. https://t.co/Iw90FKGlN0
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The bike thieves broke back into the building this AM. Anyone have a ’99 Gary Fisher Paragon? I was really, really used to that geometry. 🚲
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RT @MobyDickatSea: Drat the file, and drat the bone! That is hard which should be soft, and that is soft which should be hard.
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RT @animaldrumss: who do you think makes better tomato sauce? me (a dumb ass), or a guy who owns a professional tomato sauce making company…
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Xmas came early for one SF bicycle thief this year, who found six-packs of '11, '12, '13, & '14 @AnchorBrewing Christmas Ale in my stocking.
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. @AnchorBrewing
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Christmas is canceled. Someone broke into my building storage and stole a bike, and all the beer.
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RT @biorhythmist: Brunch: Not even once.
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RT @NadiaKayyali: IF you want to know how scary it is to some that EFF is even discussing harassment, read the responses to this tweet http…
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@SteveFlack Version 2.0.12 (130716.1016.450), fixed by upgrading to 2.0.24 just now. Oops! Thanks for the support, love the app! 🍻
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@SteveFlack that reminds me, BA consistently segfault-11s on me when I edit the grain bill in a new recipe, can I send you a crash report?
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RT @SteveMartinToGo: Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, “Wait a minute. I have that.”
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The @Airbnb meta-game is strong but we’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to the startup equivalent of iocane powder.
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RT @TheOnion: Ex-Nickelodeon Stars Relate Horrors Of Green Slime Syndrome https://t.co/WmHtzknsPH https://t.co/Fm8DC10GXl
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tfw the Ts & Cs are a hokey prison construct created by an architect and oracle w/ decent action but a flimsy plot https://t.co/eQkb9nz2up
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Oh, this’s the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge where @Airbnb’s Marky Marketer turns a reverse Banksy into a tone deaf culture jam. Oh!
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TIL fishing with telephones has been a thing for as long as there’ve been telephones: electrofishing, also illegal most places.
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“Poachers”, Tom Franklin: Alabama game warden spots a telephone in the bottom of the boys’ boat and tells ‘em to pull to shore.
I’m all ??
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RT @michaelcoyote: With Palo Alto saying HSR is “moving too fast” in mind, check out this well aged vintage @burritojustice rant.
https://…
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Apple! https://t.co/h48hr156tf
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💀🎃 Seasonal git griefing, “You really shouldn’t push a detached head.” https://t.co/q5T5zENBSb
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And you may tell yourself
This is not my inbox!
Sorting the sent items/let the email hold me down
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RT @SFBART: “No vaping” joins “no smoking” on station signage. https://t.co/jcwKrsGvhi
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ATTN: “The Three Body Problem” advocates, we need to talk about yer prose advocacy. https://t.co/ub90wUbnQr
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RT @inky: wow rude https://t.co/eQrD9BMeH4
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RT @dril: concerning “Online”, ive found there are websites that are often considered the “Good” websites, and others generally understood …
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RT @richtener: finally wins game of words with friends
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RT @marazepeda: Don’t despair, #startup founders. Today’s card: https://t.co/LIpH19cj0Y
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RT @tcheiman: Message me if you’re interested! https://t.co/FP7DrAYDIe
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Sample of TLP Yellow to TLP Amber in a list corpus: 1:70. I’ve never heard anyone say a yellow traffic light is amber.
I’m with yellow.🚦
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RT @maradydd: Nov. 20, 1980: drilling engineers screw up measurement, punch a hole into a salt mine and accidentally drain a lake https://t…
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Bless me father, for I have sinned. My last confession was 22 years ago.
I’ve become veinous about my SQL. I capitalize, I align, I–[sobs]
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In Jira, use {{NSA}}, elsewhere, continue to use “The Secret Police”, “The Parallel Construction Maternity Ward”, or “Them” at discretion.
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#logoff has moved to @SlackHQ. If you aren’t already in a cool-kids slack with me and you wanna lurk about stuff with pro-lurkers, lmk, nbw.
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“I am not rewriting this to use a coda, like a goddamned monk.” he complained in the time it’d have taken to do, like a goddamned engineer.
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LW: OS X app for pop song fakebook charts? I’d like to add lyrics to minimal changes-and-arrangement one-sheets. http://t.co/im7XlamZfW
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RT @CyberDomain: Hacking Secre http://t.co/MQ2vtBHheC #InfoSec #Security #SEO #Tech #IoT #BigData http://t.co/UG3d1tmWSb http://t.co/HqSF6R…
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RT @ohheygreat: An adult man got mad at me for asking him to walk left, stand right. Sir, do you know who I am? I am the woman willing to d…
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RT @allafarce: Look, here’s the secret no one tells you:
That enterprise thing, the $100m one - it’s duct tape too.
They just bid with st…
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RT @animaldrumss: im not a big “alcohol guy”, i just drink whatever’s in the house, until its completely gone, regardless of the type, the …
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[looks up from clipboard, considers that 20 amps should be enough for about 50 new 20W light bulbs per room], “yeah, pal, it’ll be enough.”
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“33.33333 amps ought to be enough for anybody“, said the roaring ‘20s electrician who wired my 12 unit building. http://t.co/x88QcSbdVk
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RT @KelseyWho: This was returned to our library like this. http://t.co/VF2WeKrhVZ
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Well as a crytponumismatic, I think that arglebarglerawrghvfam…
Donate to support my wrong opinions: d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e!
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RT @susie_c: So much populist rhetoric echoing down the long slopes of the pyramid scheme
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RT @lonelysandwich: Time to share: we made a show, it’s a technology talk show set in 1983. And it’s called Computer Show.
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RT @JosephScrimshaw: Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monste…
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RT @Dymaxion: So much of what we pretend is technology advancing is really just capitalists rearranging society to better extract work and …
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Toastmasters’s old “count the ums” schtick is inhumane, they should count the faux-formal “as well” used in businessman’s cant instead.
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RT @lukeoneil47: I’m a serious and credible right wing essayist and my guns take is what if Inglorious Basterds was real? Not hard too imag…
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“So like, then I was like.” he said, exhaling a massive vape pull, “Si vis pacem, para bellum, you know? Si vis pacem, para bellum, man.”
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RT @ntabebe: the only difference is a cosmetic shift in the amount of warning, guidance, feedback, or discipline you’ll get before it happe…
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RT @ntabebe: I’m reading about no-management business structures and can’t stop thinking that if you can be fired, then you’re still being …
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RT @JamesMelville: Whoever decided to put giant googly eyes on this tree deserves a round of applause from Twitter. http://t.co/uBJDeBqNo3
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Dou Dizhu (sæn frənˈsɪskoʊ, fræn-) https://t.co/30JMUE2E7D
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RT @emmyblotnick: Fun game: refer to it clunkily as “man-explaining” until a guy snaps and corrects you
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The last living person to tell a boiling frog story who’d actually boiled a frog drowned mysteriously in a shallow pond in the 13th century.
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RT @grahamvsworld: h/t @grantstavely “Whererver two or more are gathered in my name let them make a new Slack team and require another logi…
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HAPPY CAT
𝐵𝐸𝐸𝐹 & 𝐶𝐻𝐼𝐶𝐾𝐸𝑁
𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟
𝙲𝙰𝚃 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳
&
𝔽𝕆𝕆𝕋 𝕃𝕆𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ
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RT @chernandburn: In USA vs. Raymond “Shrimp Boy” Chow gov’t rejects all defense offered shortcomings of key undercover agent but one: http…
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Whilst is Best Amongst Snake People http://t.co/VTEdS8iF26
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RT @ibogost: Pincus gave the President a PowerPoint presentation on what he calls “the product-management approach to government” http://t.…
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RT @Pinboard: My new life goal is to outlast Evernote. And take over their office tower, without hiring anyone. I’ll just wander the halls …
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. @maddagaska @marcusjcarey heh, why did we ever call them “false negatives” when we could have called them “senior analyst burdens.”
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RT @cappstreetcrap: Potty foul! Anti-pee campaign expanding to Capp Street, other Mission location. http://t.co/hrvrzgRqOy http://t.co/SjNf…
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Why did we ever call them “false positives” when we could have called them “analyst burden”?
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An IKEA assembly cartoon character frowning at their allen wrench used as a kickstand-fuse with big X drawn over it. http://t.co/1dYLdjNHku
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RT @bbaskin: @grantstavely You’re wrong and I’m going to punch you in the face!
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“Guns.”
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RT @jackietown: Finally found a self storage place that slowly crushes my stuff over time. http://t.co/os8CvkGFD3
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Hot locals in your area.
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RT @kevinmonty: Thorough takedown (by a lawyer) of that hysterical, VC approved Medium piece on SF’s Airbnb proposition https://t.co/91S5Bq…
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@grahamvsworld Applied? What does that make Incident Response?
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@Shpantzer the entire spectrum of civic performative actions, e.g., donate, educate, vote, demonstrate, boycott, debate, etc.
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Two techie San Francisco essay authors getting to know one another is socially equivalent to approximately zero actual political actions.
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What’s the etymology of ‘learnings’? Are there other gerunds that’ve been re-nouned the same way? Please use “learnings” in your answer.
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Please tell me an example of how to estimate where you’ll see how many of your biggest weaknesses I’ll have put in this jar in five years.
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RT @DanMentos: “I just tried to make reservations at the library”
You don’t need a res-
“Couldn’t get one though”
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Free RTs for the best first-word-of-the-next-page suggestions. http://t.co/pdFYrXwKoh
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. @hypatiadotca “be careful” is security’s job. Training for residual risk, my objective is to increase % of recipients that report attacks.
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. @hypatiadotca embrace that “be careful” is poor advice, “don’t click” is the abstinence method, simulate++, use security@ as counselor.
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@maradine When flanked by the rest of the GOP candidates, or when standing on a toupee, yes.
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FOUND VULNERABILITY STOP SENDING THEATER TROOP TO PERFORM DEMONSTRATION OF EXPLOIT WHEN CASTING COMPLETE STOP
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RT @seldo: New studies show guns are hardly used in self defense, and when they are, are less effective than just running away: http://t.co…
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RT @baconmeteor: A venture capitalist posted my rant, and I am sincerely enjoying the dissection of my psychology in the comments: http://t…
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RT @DerbyCon: Con attendees - please no vaping in the classrooms with other people.
Keep vaping out of the hallways if you can. #DerbyCon
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RT @ibogost: http://t.co/J2pPwZpz82 http://t.co/9OWDyytMs5
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Extroverts for the Extrovert God.
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Black IPA is more like dark IPA but has the right @lagunitasbruhws NightTime Ale roast, yum. https://t.co/oveTIENbET http://t.co/OjqTT6vBVV
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A care package from the real bay area, tyty @jeson and @slp22! http://t.co/Qk7DrJXhmH
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re-evaluating if I wanna use fruit or candy pocket supercomputers re: this xcodeghost crisis pause not, sike, and down-low-too-slow * ∞
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Side note: I borrowed that power drill from @richtener and nobody made any money on it. Eat it, sharing economy! http://t.co/5BfEoqk3PT
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Saturdays are for needlessly complicating things. http://t.co/iQ5pnDDTjG
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@justdionysus Yep! Strongly Agree.
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“I prefer sorting linked lists on whiteboards.”
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• Agree
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Everloving wife is having to take 100+ question personality tests to even apply for nursing positions open to new grads.
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a truly sad cat naps truly sadly http://t.co/lFxPcVOX2P
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RT @DrewHintz: The #microsoftgendercase of @k8em0 illustrates major discrimination issues in our industry. http://t.co/vmqYU8psAT http://t.…
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RT @YoungHorsecock: [getting cuffed]
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RT @Hoffm: You’ve got to be shitting me, Diagram 1. http://t.co/HX8HYYXXAp
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my meta gimmick is on overdrive this week about how much dumb emerges from us yolos letting the risk averse take charge of things
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@sroberts Nope! Jargon is not property. Media is people. viz: cyber, hacker, infected, virus, etc.
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Area Anarchist First To Help Build Wall Others Now Up Against When Revolution Came
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@anthonykasza Evernote has a miso dispenser, but you gotta press a button on it to get miso, like a caveman. I assumed you had a cooler one.
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Textiles, how do they trend?
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LRT: Reminder that wardrobe had the 90s kids without internet dressed in prison stripes, unironically last season’s gingham-replacement.
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RT @pencilsareneat: http://t.co/KwnRVCOHav
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Even the introductions in this noir collection are fantastic and dark.
Fantastic:
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Proofing some ischia sourdough yeast just like they did on the island of Ischia in ancient times. http://t.co/2NRJmXNfDp
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RT @Slanecartoons: ‘The Far Left’. My most popular cartoon so far this year. #nzpol http://t.co/tCvxS5Bb4Q
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This gun is older than I am, my poor excuse for the bead I just dropped in and had to yank a post out to break off. http://t.co/KbeZ2jrEab
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Recabling my pedalboard with tightrope is ~aaaaaag-finish-work-anxiety~ but that sure is a pretty half-inch patch. http://t.co/cDz5WhwsgA
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RT @emilynussbaum: It’s National Stop Being A Dick About Millennials Week, so get on it.
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RT @dril: thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time
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God: Don’t click on links in email.
Moses: Isn’t there a hyphen in e-mail?
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If you’ve ever designed a notification widget that fades away forever in a few seconds, please fade away forever in a few seconds. TIA.
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RT @dafloydsta: BATMAN: I got you flowers
CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase
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RT @MiraculousPics: 14 Engagement Rings That Will Make Every GIRL GEEK Say YES http://t.co/79uOZS5Gvq
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tfw dominant, oppressive power structures flail and lash and scream as they recede into minority irrelevance
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RT @KarlTheFog: Welcome to hell
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Today’s BIIPA fermentation room (front closet) high: 78.4F
Fermentis says 53.6-77°F is OK (http://t.co/K1H5alLLb4)
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@auscompgeek heh, try https://t.co/e01Qe7Em74?
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@will_torres http://t.co/rLaGb21UT8
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It’s hotter’n hell in San Fran today, be sure to hydrate with all of the phở broth. http://t.co/gtb47417dH
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RT @jeffmeden: @xor @apf Google doesn’t want to mess up bad when someone with a weird accent says fork or ship or can’t, but sure let’s…
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I was a little worried I didn’t have enough dark malts in the grain bill. The first runnings are motor oil. 😎 http://t.co/bloGTNggnP
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RT @dalecarrico: When enough people misuse a term it becomes a use of the term.
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Improving the first batch of a silly imperial black india pale ale recipe I found: https://t.co/oveTIENbET
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RT @StationCDRKelly: #GoodMorning #sanfrancisco! Looking good this #Saturday morning!. #YearInSpace http://t.co/iWg6rruCgj
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RT @emdantrim: all these .io domains make me read all their names in a Mario voice. “it’s a-me! statuspageio!”
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RT @pmg: Ok everybody, we’re dropping md5sum and using b2sum. Got it? Good. https://t.co/3MC646sgU4
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Last night a man on Mission at 29th told an aging crust punk who I declined to give a buck to that he should just mug and rob me. Frisco!
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Today a man at 21st and Valencia waved at a passing tech bus like little kids wave at trash trucks, if little kids scowled at trash trucks.
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Unless it’s Friday and someone important is on vacation, it’s a false positive.
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RT @iHerodotus: 2.20 The Greeks have advanced 3 explanations for the Nile’s behavior. The 1st 2 are stupid. No. 1. The Etesian winds cause …
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RT @extranapkins: http://t.co/qq5gQ9ALbG
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appropriate reminder tonight: http://t.co/nZJT2Qjpx8 http://t.co/haPzJH6HA5
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RT @wigu: Good news everyone http://t.co/BRu2Dlx9tA
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RT @McGrewSecurity: Conferences w/ @irongeek_adc recording:Blocks access,uses recordings of your speakers as amandate for sexism. http://t.…
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MS: Pst. Remember this rando? Y’all graphed on this very site, four years ago.
Me: Jesus H. Christ will you fuck off?
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FB Memories Seller: Hey buddy, wanna see some old shit you posted?
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RT @ChappellTracker: Philip de Guard’s background designs under Chuck Jones just kill me. This one is from “Deduce, You Say.” http://t.co/8…
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RT @selenakyle: i hate it when this offense vs defense thing descends into how much of a unicorn one is vs the other. double plus w/the "se…
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RT @bruteforceblog: Pretty much everything wrong with US housing policy. http://t.co/BGoJoyGAgF
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RT @robinmarty: btw GOP - this is the real life implications of your “No Exceptions” abortion bans. http://t.co/9ta6ifB2UZ
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My 9-10AM Friday shift (http://t.co/2uo8kCrp7j) music is leaning pretty dark today. https://t.co/EsCrYxXMW0
Velcome to Evernote! AH HA HAHA
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RT @mcsweeneys: Thank You for Calling Mamet Appliance Center. http://t.co/Qxy8dzU78J http://t.co/t8znuQLzsN
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RT @skeletonlungs: my sister posted this on her facebook & i am stunned at how true it is http://t.co/nVcv8fEdYl
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RT @susie_c: This is a big deal. http://t.co/fgtQVEuGDc
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RT @reyjrar: If I were to set up daily scheduled tweet to this post http://t.co/r9OyCpfOE8 it would be relevant as in 2015 we avg. 1 mass s…
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RT @cultureshipname: GOU: Guns Don’t Kill People, But They Really Help
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Mac Chrome’s background-tab bug https://t.co/S3CsGNzAXt was introduced to fix an Internet Explorer 4 anti-pattern! https://t.co/k5Dcwn6zaC
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RT @JackSmithIV: A bus. This man is describing a bus. http://t.co/Mfbx4Y9TeL http://t.co/H7yYSVLQ43
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img-me-over-the-weekend-trying-to-remain-stationary-on-an-inner-tube-floating-downstream-on-a-river-using-nothing-but-a-kayak-paddle.gif
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RT @cpu: HELLO FELLOW HUMAN I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR OUR DATA TO HANG OUT IS ＴＨＥ ＸＫＥＹＳＣＯＲＥ ＣＬＵＢ LETS GO DON’T BRING GPG http://t.co/…
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RT @scottsimpson: One day our cat had finally touched everything in the house with his anus, so he packed his tiny suitcase, put on his hat…
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RT @No_Cut_Card: this city perfect. RT @Bmorebizz: These guys are improvising. If they can’t ride dirt bikes, they’ll take horses http://t.…
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RT @LeahTiscione: Beds are envelopes that mail you to your nightmares
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How to handle data you never wanna give up, let down, run around, desert, make cry, say goodbye, lie, or hurt: https://t.co/4hbOxdy7Jh
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RT @electricfork: @will_torres you are not in Baltimore. You are not at charmsec. Nice try
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RT @JuliaSerano: I just published “That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore (and it’s not because of ‘political correctness’)” https://t.co/F0CCG6EtX7
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Deckard: Enhance 224 to 176.
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An engineer’s Mom just asked, at our coffee bar, if <HTML>, as seen on a laptop sticker, means “How To Make Lattes”.
Have a great day!
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RT @echovirus12: I went to my Lurkers Anonymous group and lurked at the edge of the room, hugging the wall with all the other lurkers. The …
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The speak raided in Some Like it Hot is supposed to be a funeral home owned by Italian Americans and they called it Mozzarella’s?
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RT @JusticeWillett: Getting hyped for the 2016 election like . . .
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RT @travisgoodspeed: @aloria For years, I’ve been trying to find one single imposter with imposter syndrome. Still haven’t found a case, n…
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uh, well, i uh, ok i guess? http://t.co/U4AzATlgf9
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RT @trevortimm: This is what happens when you don’t prosecute officials for illegally torturing people. http://t.co/fByaNfEz4c http://t.co/…
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RT @markleggett: Just a simple photo of a red vase, right?
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RT @BlueTeamCamp: Interested in an unconference for security folks who play defense? Sign up to participate: http://t.co/BFmessHoLw
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Dashboards are almost always literally outsider art, HTH.
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Train Ticket Retail Engineer: Where’s the timetable?
Kiosk Vendor Sales Engineer: The infographics summarize your old table.
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RT @dragnut: “No GMO foods for MY family,” she said as she walked her pet wolf who’d been bred to have four inch long legs and respiratory …
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Welp, covering Wrecking Ball and Call Me Maybe in the Dad rock band. It turns out, great pop songs::great rock songs. http://t.co/7iZBAbxSGy
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The Ol’ Reverse Bartleby
Bartleby: I’d prefer you not to.
Narrator. Why?
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Apologies in advance for gimmick-biting, but when you say “It should be easy for you to ____.” I just hear “And what’s the deal with, ____?”
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RT @tqbf: Useful outcome of Davidson post: watch people hyperventilating about its implications to discover who does/doesn’t actually work …
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RT @textfiles: Question: Do I know anybody within 50 miles of Baltimore who can lend about 2000sqft of space to vintage manuals for storage…
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tfw when my @SomaDeepSpace1 demand curve meets my coffee supply curve and I start to freak the heck out over some hums and bleeps and bloops
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¾ of the security advice the FBI gives in this list is unreasonable and useless, have a nice day! http://t.co/M1PYzXGo8G
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RT @1aprildaniels: Real women have curves. Non-euclidean curves. They exist in a dimension beyond your perception. They are hungry. They ar…
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RT @Dymaxion: That thing were you get to your morning RSS reading and see that Bruce linked to http://t.co/MlL0R8NIBQ.
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twf when the survey has the exact Q and probably-unpopular A you opened the survey to provide http://t.co/dkFgWLL764
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“Unlimited 2oz pours of the dankest beer imaginable” with no irony or @vogon involved: http://t.co/0v1h2e9lR5
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RT @NewYorker: John Hersey’s landmark 1946 report on the bombing of Hiroshima, seventy years ago today, is now available online: http://t.c…
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RT @theory: Build A 300-Mile Wall Around SF During Burning Man http://t.co/xbfZqZ8HgE
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@wanderingarch no need to shame real hackers like that, just jump to the Amandas (or Sarahs) on http://t.co/oeLN2rY782 (cc @vurtyou)
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Roller derby names >>>>> Hacker handles
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RT @Lubchansky: tmbg voice
article bad, article bad
reading the thing is making me sad
what’s it about?
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Ratatat. http://t.co/3fUDDxEcZg
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Welp, too much freezer-burn on the tupperware to be sure what it was and now something in the microwave just sang “Hello, My Ragtime Gal.”
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@bbaskin I’m a drop-out Imaging and Digital Art senior at UMBC! (and a drop-out Information Systems senior at UMBC!)
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LRT is a pro-click bumper reel emulating on-air graphics and typography from the 70s and 80s.
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RT @quipsologies: Vol. 103 | No. 84: This is from 3 years ago, but hey it’s awesome. Music video for “DVNO” by Justice, emulatin… http://…
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Bank-level security? Nice! I love banker’s hours!
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RT @MicroSFF: Miss Piggy sighed, satisfied. “Oh, you’re good. Wrinkly, but good.”
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idk about you but I always flip one hot dog in the pack upside when I open it, for good luck… and it’s the last one I eat
it’s my lucky dog
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RT @LukeMaciak: Dude, hate speech is not an “argument” and you don’t need to host it on your website. WTF is wrong with you? http://t.co/t1…
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Halt and Catch Fire’s set designer: “…I only wanted to see brass and mauve or someone was getting fired…” http://t.co/XpWjn4nARn
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IRL, Good will always triumph over Evil because Evil is dumb and e.g., uses a Firefox user agent from 2010.
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RT @baconmeteor: Fear that weapons of war we use routinely against completely outmatched people will be turned against us is one of the mos…
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I can’t put this re-reminder off until it isn’t reactionary, so, please take my word that it isnt: melt the guns.
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@gplasky @grahamvsworld sure but the shade I see thrown at it is never about that.
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Transitive trust is civilization.
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Like, I get that curl bash pipe magic hacks seem to be asking to be shamed, but they’re just another transitive trust thing. Enjoy.
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RT @pinkyswearing: I used Harry Potter spells 2x at #PyCon today in those convos that decay into devs namedropping obscure libs & software.…
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@reyjrar congrats!
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RT @MerriamWebster: The hot dog is a sandwich. http://t.co/kJmwxXwait #NationalHotDogDay
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RT @grahamvsworld: /!\ THERES A NEW TNGEDIT /!\
/!\ THERES A NEW TNGEDIT /!\
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RT @aedison: “I hate to say it, but—” Woah, hold up, I think you’re about to say that thing you hate saying. Watch out. I know you hate tha…
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@grahamvsworld @vogon F (manual fav)
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RT @sarahjeong: Nearly 24 hours of crickets https://t.co/Eu9UZPD97D
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RT @boring_as_heck: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power li…
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RT @vogon: way ahead of you, marco polo http://t.co/JQaONdgykQ
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RT @susie_c: got a lot of requests for this one so here you go http://t.co/3lXI26Btdm
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OH “When passion courses through your veins, you can’t control it. It becomes part of everything you do; day and night; 24/7; 365.”
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Any of my activist pals have feels about gay shame sf?
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RT @dril: never knew that anything was good or bad until i got on the computer, i had always assumed that everything was Average until i go…
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Cribbin’ Pynchon: an open office floorplan w/ a ping pong table on every surface.
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@grahamvsworld @maradine speech acts are performative.
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@maradine @grahamvsworld if declared so by so by two of us sandwiching the third, definitely yes.
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RT @susie_c: http://t.co/XX1upSIVxK
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Chang Sing v. Wing Kong > Sharks v. Jets
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@grahamvsworld @maradine oh it gets better. Three tacos stacked together is definitely a taco-sandwich.
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@grahamvsworld @maradine the taco is definitely not a sandwich.
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I still never and never have ever reddit and if I get any more smug about it they’re gonna have to add a new disorder to the DSM-VI.
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I don’t know the original lyric so ima pretend @14:33 is about the Grand Pu Bah at Division and Townsend. https://t.co/itvGZ4PagY
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RT @jordan_stratton: Doctor: “We got your test results back. I’m so sorry–it’s Curiosity.”
Cat: “Oh my god…”
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RT @timmaughan: Fantastic 1976 BBC graffiti doc. Thanks so much @DanAgins https://t.co/9noWJgFDiE
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RT @jakeboxer: and "HE CAN’T BUY A BUCKET! on merge conflicts.
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RT @jakeboxer: if you break the build, you have to install a git plugin that plays “HE’S ON FIRE!” and “FROM DOWN TOWN!” thru your speakers…
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RT @bbaskin: Dear InfoSec cons: you don’t have a “security” team. They provide info and direct traffic, not work as bouncers. Drop the musc…
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Godwin’s Latchkey: an analogy about a house, with a door, that has a lock on it, that has a key to it, and like, the key is Hitler or someth
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Because it’s been a while and this horse might get back up and trot away: “Don’t click on links in emails” is abstinence education.
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RT @GammaGroupPR: I’ll writeup how hacking team got hacked once they’ve had some time to fail at figuring out what happened and go out of b…
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RT @richtener: Our printers cry out for help whenever the Nessus scanner hits them. http://t.co/tYJA0vPnen
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RT @ch000ch: jesus: so u want me to die for everyone’s sins
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@wanderingarch @altonbrown @maradine a hot dog is definitely a sandwich.
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Yes Bond, I am going to kill you, but not yet. First, I’m going to give you three old cats to live with. Watch your step, Bond.
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Browser Kenning.crx
Big Data to Eye of Newt
Machine Learning to Toe of Frog
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RT @sskylark: if guys started trouble with me in prison, I would round up all my enemies and confine them to a small, enclosed space to low…
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RT @YakovPettersson: I once sold a copy of Altas Shrugged to a libertarian on ebay and didn’t send it as a social experiment
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RT @leyawn: ▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬
————R.I.P. Gary Barnes————
—————1930 — 1931—————
The baby who died and never got to
wear the shoes
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OH “It should be easy to fix.”
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Tomorrow night, 10:30PM, come see The Facsimiles, the dad-rock band I play guitar in: https://t.co/CMoU45yVmn
STP, Pumpkins, Weezer, etc.
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Kingsman: IMDB. What fandom / sales pitch have I stumbled upon? I’ve never seen a trivia page this astroturfed: http://t.co/42w51JXujX
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RT @burritojustice: “I believe my @SFflag design is so powerful it does not need to be discussed.” http://t.co/U79r68ICc0 #7x7moreorless ht…
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@michaelcoyote it was pretty cute, for sure.
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RT @theresa_lauren: Finally started watching The X-Files, which seems to be about two people struggling to solve crimes while weighed down …
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And I says to the guy, I says, “It’s not an Apple bus.”
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Yesterday a man two-up on a bicycle at Dolores & 18th shouted “Apple sucks!”, and then he said “I don’t even know if it’s an Apple bus.”
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Bridget Riley. Blaze. 1964. http://t.co/hKvww8BoKb
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A lil’ kairos: in my fav new @jagajazzist http://t.co/WF95BR4bKQ shirt I see http://t.co/CSCHidxc9j via my fav tumblr http://t.co/a3z9ZKioZ8
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RT @brockwinstead: [extremely Alec Guinness voice] Hoover was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. https://t.co/g2fTx5fWPT
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RT @Bob_Janke: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it’s so when I’m eating prairie grasses I can …
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i’m all outta ducks http://t.co/RGpeYYr1zB
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I’m sorry, you’ve submitted too many brute-force enumeration findings. Please wait a n e t e r n i t y . . .
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Invisible cat. http://t.co/gBz5TqlHdj
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RT @pr0spector88: (walks up to car in full armor w/ 20 mag pouches, leg holster .45, M4 ACOG & 9 grenades around waist) sir, I just clocked…
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Calculated water numbers while brewing today and my brew house uses about 60 gallons to produce 6 gallons of beer. Most goes to chilling. 😥
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@michaelcoyote yeah, same.
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RT @HottestStartups: Startup idea: It is labour-time“ (Marx 1867, 131).
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@michaelcoyote I’ve got an Escali 157. I wish it had a physical master off switch. Otherwise, it’s nice and compact: http://t.co/2Wv2G9AS64
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It’s the point
Your mind is free
The world is moving
And so are we
The next dimension
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RT @leyawn: SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
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@michaelcoyote if that decal is magnetic something something.
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RT @animaldrumss: Sun Tzu’s friend: any advice for the war?
Sun Tzu: get your army behind theirs… to surprise them
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RT @meusPartum: Holy shit. Millennials to Snake People + Cloud to Butt is an incredible combo. https://t.co/1sShiYfgyN http://t.co/IQTATZEA…
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RT @CaroleEmberton: Charleston shooter worshipped at the altar of the gun as do too many of us. http://t.co/OgtALbL7SD
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My city supe is taking mass transit selfies all month, so I’ve already got my Supe Voter cape and helmet on, ready to vote for 'em again.
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Wired: Submitting bugs with links to other companies confirming the same issue on @Hacker0x01.
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@alexeirrm Docker can’t melt steel beams.
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RT @themakeda: This hilarious http://t.co/rX2EySbsVT
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RT @moleitau: The means of coordination, not the means of production is the new struggle… https://t.co/RZ1wfRJy65
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RT @selenakyle: funny how research doesn’t mean “search again” except that it means “search again & again & again & again” till significanc…
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National Homebrewer’s Conference gooflight: Lagunitas vaporizer ( http://t.co/37eUAG3m8Q) Ballast Point curry stout (http://t.co/PL8Y0flug9)
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Notes from a background check interview with me, in the OPM set: “…doesn’t remember this one either, this guy is an idiot. [scribbles]”
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If leaked, the OPM data will demonstrate that I’m an excellent reference for being cautiously optimistic about how much my friends drink.
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RT @vintageklimisch: @HardcoreHistory cool book design http://t.co/XrYUScuEDv
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RT @jessamyn: “There has never been a Librarian of Congress appointee that is not a white man.” in a profession that is 81% women. https://…
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PETER: Gabriel says you once deleted Take On Me because it was a “shitty top-of-iTunes song”?
ME: Y-
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RT @KyleMcDowell86: [A gang of ducks corner Jesus] Is this the guy who’s body turns into bread?
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@vogon Fuck. A third-wave spa punk again. No!
[I flip back to the page I’ve held with my finger and pick ‘muni bus’]
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@vogon corporate bus
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A man crossed Valencia this evening wearing a black pork pie hat, lowered his arm to point at a bus, and then he flipped that bus the bird.
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“Defacement Tennis” a la http://t.co/OiCgQGISV6 would probably be fun to watch.
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Has anyone ever been credited on any of the security hall of fames using ascii art, a figlet, zalgo, html, or an image? Why not?
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Free UI: present prologue, text, footnote, epilogue, endnote, etc, visually, on a timeline of past and estimated reading times / habits.
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RT @rudytheelder: I talk SF on the “nerds of a feather” blog with “The G,” Paul Di Filippo, @bruces, and Pat Cadigan, http://t.co/xYeWZfjsTs
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RT @lizardengland: Making a gamification twitter bot by combining great works of literature with world of warcraft patch notes http://t.co/…
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X-Get-Out-Options: “Get Out.”
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The H in “FBI Liaison Alert System (FLASH)” is silent, in a secret prison, that unaccountable Trumanites disappear subversive letters into.
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RT @ranjit: MUYBRIDGE 2015 http://t.co/ew3y4gN0xP
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My DEFCON talk, “Exploiting lack of 100% Alignment with OWASP Wiki Pages And Companies With FTC Injunctions for Fun and Profit” is fake.
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RT @prabhjotsinghNY: How to write a succinct letter of recommendation #protip http://t.co/kUIkcFJLRc
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Real people get depressed as hell by the “real people verb” motivator trope even when real people see it for how empty it is.
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RT @markmahoney: @grantstavely yeah but the stick is a replica Cap’n Crunch novelty whistle
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HackerSure™
Worried you might be a charlatan? Just bash pipe magic (pee) onto this safe and easy home hacker test to find out!
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Ok, so how do I know if I’m a real hacker doing real innovation? Is there a stick I can pee on that’ll get a little black line on it?
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@jmoconnor415 @opendns right on! Will the talk be streamed? I don’t think any of us will be able to make it tonight
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@grantstavely where ‘most’ really means one-I-just-read that re-fatigued me on the whole “a-native-san-franciscan” ship of theseus thing
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To read most bay area housing reporting, there is a pretty uncool unsaid birthright zero sum game, w/ irrational disregard for externalities
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RT @swirlOsquirrel: Mac prod launch: 7 men,
4 women. None of the women are in Jobs movie. They’re not even cast. Every man is in the film w… -
RT @shrekpissslave: [wife opens grocery list and realizes it’s my rap battle lyrics] oh no
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RT @Ulillillysses: Why is 3 afraid of Blink-1?
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RT @waxpancake: Finally. http://t.co/3nhziv7NeR
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To contact a representative, please geocache a buried ammo box containing your question, 75¢, and return latitude & longitude coordinates.
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CU: Our antagonist drafts an email: “What is your email address?”
ECU: The cursor hovers over SEND. Music intensifies.
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Uhm, let’s see, a leathery first-inversion B7add£/F# to a GMaj7 muffled 9, to a Gmin7sus-å߬˚∂ƒ∆ diminished glove. http://t.co/ynTYBr578R
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RT @kungfuryfilm: KUNG FURY Official Movie [HD] http://t.co/yyKpGbD8ng
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La petite mort… http://t.co/FHWdrSe7Hn
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Kinda refreshing after Seveneves. "“ARPAnet,” Fritz announced. “Ah, no I’d better not, I’ve got to drive and s… http://t.co/gmOJaELy9Z
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https://t.co/0H0UBgIeUy Schneier jumps over his own cautions that people evaluate risk poorly to skate in another empty pool of shame.
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SEVENEVES (Neal Stephenson)
IBDB (a thing that doesn’t exist, afaik, that I really wish did)Trivia
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RT @Pinboard: @jdoss @tqbf I was thinking of just intercepting their traffic and sending them to a spoofed version of the SSL labs site tha…
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“An apocalypse of cats.“
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Note to future self, see picture for assembly, disassembly. Note to past self: FINGER TIGHT IS SUFFICIENT. http://t.co/PdGH9Na09F
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Liquid line changing: worse than pre-rapid-rail top-of-rack square-hole-converter 90s bullshit technology. Well, except for the Perlicks.
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The rice didn’t work. Removing the logic board just now, 34 days later, and putting it back in did. Why? Iunno.
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RT @animaldrumss: i dont ask for much. all i want is for everyone to stop having a fun time and admit that im technically right and smart f…
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@dijkstracula “Except, we’re not shady.” was a recurring pitch theme. I think they protest too much.
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It was neat to sit next to two bitcoin startup engineers being pitched by an executive from http://t.co/1NEvdhgS9x the other night.
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RT @diodesign: When my Brit friends ask why America’s healthcare isn’t like free-upon-entry NHS, I guess I’ll point them at this http://t.c…
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Nope. http://t.co/jP6vmSsCCr
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@jmoconnor415 congrats!
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A white vinegar solution will rinse a Star San solution that survives even a bunch of regular old water rinses.
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RT @tqbf: Also seriously just fuck this guy in the eye socket: https://t.co/ahVFM0sRkS
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So how many of you are familiar with military jargon that I think makes me sound like badass? Show of hands? Pretty badass right? Badass.
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The billboards on 101 with blood on them are definitely the worst billboards.
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RT @woolie: The privilege of neighborhood character. https://t.co/89pD2hBP0v
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. @RecologySF why would anyone compost a perfectly good slice of pepperoni pizza? http://t.co/8YBzqeVsPM
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Floating hops on hops over beer is a new trick I like to call “too lazy to rack this.”
Hops, courtesy @electricfork. http://t.co/GNwajJyjeT
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RT @Manz: # /etc/init.d/daemon stop http://t.co/LMJK6UX4B9
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RT @MarkusJ: NBA Jam was a stickler for rules and realism http://t.co/SoMFKn3g7O
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It took living here 5 years but this godawful backwards-knob-having stove finally bested me. I boiled an empty plate. http://t.co/twoNFNzwdK
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If you hack the IFE you get to play Flight Status, the seat-back flight sim they make the co-pilots play the entire flight to stay sharp.
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Wow, “parallel: Input is read from the terminal. Only experts do this on purpose. Press CTRL-D to exit.”
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RT @animaldrumss: some say i dont do that much shit and im kind of boring on the phone, but it’s because i have genius level existential sa…
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RT @SteveMartinToGo: They forgot to blur out the butt! Yee Haw! https://t.co/knCI80Ret9
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feels good man http://t.co/NoMa1F2TPr
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@grahamvsworld those quotes read like @Cassetteboy has already had a shot at cutting them up.
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RT @woodmuffin: Californians dealing with drought by simply declaring water to be uncool. Rest of country curses its bountiful rain, lush v…
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@maradine https://t.co/AmBlnPnOAN
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Every rehearsal room in the space we’re renting one in was no-knocked a few years ago because: drug war. http://t.co/1SE4CYg2T3
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RT @codl: god fucking damn it http://t.co/S2bOyqVW72
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@alexeirrm years of accumulation!
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Drought-shaming this immersion chiller. 😡😢😂😰😨 http://t.co/uB6xvCK5MJ
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Welp, one of my neighbors is a cursed tomb robber. http://t.co/hQoxgvc08z
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Hot sight-glasses in your area. http://t.co/Y5ddYVDcQo
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I almost forgot how to use any of this shit. http://t.co/8u0UVM4AZd
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The chugger pump doesn’t come with a switched outlet, so I, uh, I improvised, like god damned caveman. http://t.co/DZALCZkDUt
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RT @susie_c: lolocracy http://t.co/UhFulRljPT
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too many cats http://t.co/ucA4OyLXS6
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RT @JamilSmith: I don’t use the word “evil” lightly. Payday loan shops are pure evil. Glad @sarahkendzior shined more light on them. http:/…
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RT @ryanhuber: I’d like to thank @fart for his work in uncovering a serious issue with @SlackHQ. http://t.co/YeJ9vKbyP8
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To paraphrase the great Shaggy 2 Dope:
Fucking recruiters, how do they work? -
Hey are you interested a hot single I know in Redwood City? If you two date, you’ll be:
DOING THE DISHES
VACUUMING
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Aww, it’s so cute when a someone is so shy that they have friends try to pick people up for them purely based on where they sleep at night.
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DrFaustusAU Seussed up Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand”.
Yowza. http://t.co/DuUssL1j0v
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RT @brendlewhat: say what you will about albert einstein, but the guy made the time run on trains
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RT @Dr_Memory: When the full history of this time is written, I want it on the record that SF spent ten years failing to turn an abandoned…
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Not by Robert Anton Wilson or Robert Shea: http://t.co/QZuH26U2pK
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RT @marrowing: that… is a spicy meatball http://t.co/hHrBfy4eCj
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Please consider VAPE DIVISION for all your old rusty pole needs. http://t.co/jOm5JG10ka
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Only in Silicon Valley. http://t.co/hCsJhwO7uH
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Thank you for calling Hasbro! To join this call, do as Simon says.
SIMON: GREEN RED RED YELLOW GREEN BLUE BLUE RED
Me: ???
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. @anthonykasza
INVOICE FOR RT
5 x minutes of my god damned life
1 x pain and suffering3 beers
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RT @jeffnoon: Joe’s firewall encircled his heart. It was set to block all intruders (with just one exception). Sadly, the one exception was…
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RT @alex_macdonald: I will fight to support the Oxford comma until I draw my last breath. http://t.co/Y0T6c3F4iI
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RT @StephenAtWar: Where were you when Worf shut GamerGate down? http://t.co/cls3gnGH7N
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Me: Will this IM protocol file transfer succeed?
I Ching: ䷵ ䷻, the Marrying Maiden, changing to Measuring.
Me: ?
I Ching: …TRANSFER ERROR
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Enjoy Standage’s Victorian Internet? Check out Lapsley’s Exploding The Phone. ?☎️ "“What are you interested in… http://t.co/3f2BkDF0d5
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RT @CamdenGIFs: .@CrushD19 tosses a ball to empty seats at Camden Yards #Orioles http://t.co/c4d3ze1y5d
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RT @0f010d: Testing out BlockBlock - alerts on and allows you to block persistent modifications to OS X. https://t.co/ofuqzzAkwd
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RT @alexeirrm: Lots of work by awesome folks went into making this happen: Introducing Evernote Plus and the new Evernote Premium https://t…
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On second thought, I’ll just leave this marked as spam. http://t.co/TSQWcJbAt7
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You can put the Yahoo Un-Conference video stream back together yourself: just sprinkle https on it. http://t.co/KM4MtY8rDl
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Santa! No, don’t! http://t.co/SA1gIGW498
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Friday Night’n it. http://t.co/6ZUkCkH2Y1
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RT @esten: SF, it’s come to this:
Until a one-bedroom costs less than $2,500, we all call it Frisco.
There’s only one way out: more housi…
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RT @animaldrumss: Look, if I can do it, anyone can. as long as they have all the same traits and abilities as me, and also probably a simil…
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Precious Renderings™
If I ever saw that many people using aspirational condo balconies at once I’d assume the worst. http://t.co/p3Ui0i87ty
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@grahamvsworld “Do you wanna make more money sure we all do so call this free number to find out how easy it is…” https://t.co/1Iq4lhkk7P
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how do I get out of vi navigation that developers sneak into apps that support j and k but not h and l?
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@reyjrar R I P
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17 years later, from the top, hoping I can make it past lesson 12 this time. 🎸 http://t.co/6BNyULIV4j
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D.I.: “Who’s your favorite Mark Wha—”
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@ssoper purely! I also managed to rm -rf / a server last week with a bad cron job.
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This morning I watered my 2011 macbook air and fed it piles of rice. I’m hoping it’ll sprout a bumper crop of new macbook airs.
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RT @kirstinbutler: “It was just a dumb thing. Then we put a chip in it. Now it’s a smart thing.” We Put A Chip In It! http://t.co/cmwa83kZp4
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@grahamvsworld @maradine what the fuck
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RT @diocyde: “Our remediation plan worked and we haven’t seen them back.” -that’s because they stole everything dummy
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I see you enjoyed some light 20th century history, maybe you’ll also like these glasses made from pure snake oil http://t.co/uQ6EH04Sh3
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http://t.co/AaC8KAQNgI’s mission makes no sense but it accommodates critics so I’m happy to contribute.
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☑️ The Palace of Cine Arts
Pretty neat, but the Innovation Hanger is a tiny museum inside a techie trash fire. http://t.co/6Ais8qxlVa
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somebody kill sticker me
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Helping to edit the everloving wife’s graduation speech about nursing re: Templars and Hospitallers, must to resist adding Umberto Eco-isms.
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RT @emerose: Protecting infrastructure secrets with Keywhiz: http://t.co/EAkqSZu6ZZ
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“It doesn’t stand for Open Web Application Security by Procrustes. Also, fella, that is not a vulnerability.” –Theseus
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actually, buddy, everything I couldn’t find was a snake and did bite me and now i’ve built up a pretty badass immunity so I can take my time
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RT @woodmuffin: Instead of tear gas and batons, riot control police should use border collies.
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BLESSED
Pretty nice gift for a show stamp. http://t.co/I9FcXhTM0s
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One more thing: http://t.co/Twvm8rLaXn
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🌲🍺🌳🍻🌲
@AnchorBrewing vertical Christmas is only a few months away. http://t.co/bxnEhw3CDS -
mo money
-> mo problems http://t.co/ODpMhe9wKH -
case $1 in
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echo “The unix haters handbook was right.”;;
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👏🏽 Backspelled statement
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RT @maradine: @grantstavely now i can’t retweet your mischievous skylarkings
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https://t.co/742FJBeenT welp, flip. http://t.co/IuSH38P9wC
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RT @da_667: @AnarchistDalek I just wanna kill malware, preferably not people.
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RT @maradine: Here’s to Don Mattrick, who just made shy of 20M for firing roughly a thousand people and not drooling. It’s better to pimp …
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alt-angsty-teen take: I LEARNED IT BY COMPLAINING AT YOU!
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Novice: # TODO: parse this.
Advanced Beginner: # Parsed with regex
Competent: # Regexed, TODO: parse.
Proficient: # (╯°□°）╯︵ loɔoʇoɹd sᴉɥʇ -
Two yards of faux fur, a half yard of ½" foam, one can of Super 77.
I should’ve reupholstered this case years ago. http://t.co/CSzjfnzUwx
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@_paulmoreno
INVOICE NOTICE
AMMOUNT DUE: $.02
WORK PERFORMED: https://t.co/HwNbmMU1b9YOUR BUSINESS IS APPRECIATED
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If you’re gonna be in town for stuff, or whatever, let me know, I’ll have vague other people send you a free pass to the hall in my building
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RT @brockwinstead: @woolie subsidies
are
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RT @tarashoe: i’ll go to bed soon, just gotta think every single thought real quick
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@TheLiB that’s awesome!
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RT @Popehat: Amend the California Penal Code to make SWATting a felony http://t.co/5N8mlSrF97
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RT @satellitehigh: musicians wanted for prog rock band: influences include ayn rand, some elven hobbity bullshit, and the high-pitched scre…
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Nice, fnnch has a show at La Onda this Frida. http://t.co/mDATjqxH4D http://t.co/iVi5vxHRye
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RT @burritojustice: localer than thou
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RT @biorhythmist: This is so good: https://t.co/kRBVmQ0tQD
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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@alexeirrm Oh it gets funnier, I invite you to spend some time perusing amazon reviews for faux shag fur fabric by the yard. 🐯🐱🐶🐺🐨🐻🐴🐑🐰
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So I’m reupholstering the hard case on my '86 Guild D212 NT 12 string, and have no idea what I’m doing. https://t.co/R2NWDOz2P9
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@tef I’ve never gotten farther lost easier or faster than I have from the Seattle Transit Tunnel to what the hell how are we in Bellvue?
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WHAT IF IT’S SHORT FOR SANITORIUM FRANCISCO
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RT @ElleOhHell: Why call it a belly button. It doesn’t DO anything when you press it.
click click click
See?
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NBA MAXIMUM HANGTIME is a helluva drug. http://t.co/1710Y2IXoH
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All morning (~6:30am)+ it’s sounded like my upstairs neighbor is moving out. Nope, film crew. http://t.co/biFecjNZcj
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RT @freebsdgirl: If you think you are in danger of being swatted, talk to your police. File a citizens report. Explain SWATing. I’m happy t…
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RT @Fred_Delicious: how would u like your steak sir? we’ve got rare, ultra rare, legendary, fossil, or u can try and catch your own steak i…
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Less than a block from my apartment. http://t.co/wI4mHafO7n
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RT @JeffElder: Jury note from Pao-Kleiner trial asks: “Would you pls describe thought leadership again”? @daveyalba @NellieBowles http://t.…
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RT @extranapkins: The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago… on this very night
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RT @saladinahmed: The fact that there’s only one person who can see Mr. Snuffleupagus’s tweets is one of my favorite things on twitter. htt…
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The Neverending Story: A book store thief dreams up an elaborate Not All Children argument while hiding in an attic. http://t.co/Bl6cpbrPnm
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Come to the mission in the next 30 seconds if you want your fingers glued together. http://t.co/TgW1aI9gqq
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RT @sadserver: If you watch a movie of your life backwards, it’s about a sysadmin who regains youth/happiness as they forget more and more …
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“REPLBATT - ups”
I think my UPS is trying to tell me something.
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RT @famouscrab: fool me once thats enough of times for fooling me and i dont really enjoy it. Thanks
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RT @lnwdr: What if their full names are Ernie Waldorf and Bert Statler and the Muppet Show is set 50 years after Sesame Street?
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RT @kosso: had to to get this out of my head. http://t.co/yi9OgHy0KL
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22′d past the old-old click factory and there’re penny farthings on either side of the doors that used to go to the FarmVille studio.
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Table for two, under No One.
Right this way sir.
Get it? Odysseus and Polyphemus?
It’s JSON grandpa, jeez. http://t.co/BEwyOE7oFQ
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RT @tuckonthis: hi long time caller first time listener, what is your show about
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RT @animaldrumss: yeah no shit dude. why would the apple fall far from the tree. the tree isn’t throwing the apples around, its gonna fall …
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RT @JerrySeinfelt: The Machine - When Kramer’s tub drain slows, he buys a plunger from a nearby bodega and tries to unclog it… http://t.…
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@coaxmetal nice, nice. I’m still waitlisted for the club but people at work are generous. Chocolate Rain is reason-to-join good.
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🎤, nice, like a chocolate port http://t.co/DXh0eR0hfV
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model internet posting ITT, OP is excellent markov fodder and or output: https://t.co/dB8P6RqFoN
holy moly
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RT @Benioff: Today we are canceling all programs that require our customers/employees to travel to Indiana to face discrimination. http://t…
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RT @eviloars: Okay guys, I directed a music video. About the Sewer. With Ronnie Lott. https://t.co/Au2y3fmBeS http://t.co/uRK7s6mYRQ
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Holy moly Adrian’s guitar solo on that mix of Heat Goes On. Beep boop.
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RT @aanand: All the heck over this audio nerd’s treatment of Remain in Light. Hearing so many things I never heard. https://t.co/aIonynuR34
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‘too many clues spoil the broth.’
Rodrigues Ottolengui (1898), The Nameless Man", http://t.co/buHtHFQuUw
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I mean: you’re not fixing it. Why is that Leon?
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You reach down to fix it, but you don’t have the right tools. It’s messy, it’s noisy bad, it’s busted, but you’re not fixing it.
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You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down… and find something mechanical that’s broken.
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RT @luckyshirt: Like cold pizza? Maybe I can interest you in some warm lettuce and this one-way ticket to outer space, backwards mutant. #e…
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RT @MarkPritchard: “Enough with your dirty looks, cowards, and your macho violence.” Mural, 24th and Bryant Streets, #missiondistrict http:…
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Checked my smoke alarms at the DST switch thinking surely they’re hard wired ittyool 2015 and nope, 5 year old dead batteries. Don’t be me.
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If NORTH works out, and some horrible backwater stop doesn’t sue over it, go hog wild and put up even more signs, call ‘em SOUTH, idk, maybe
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Caltrain should deffo stop hitting things at 80 mph but they could also like, put up signs proudly pointing NORTH. It’s a full time job.
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(In our reality Zhukov was a WWII general, not WWI)
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An alt-history where WW1 General Zhukov invented clear coke, and Nixon was Pepsi’s global brand ambassador after ‘62 CA governor’s loss.
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TIL 90s design is part of css now
box-shadow: 0 0 10px 2px #666;heck yeah put it on the pizza
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RT @alexcpsec: Ok, this is the best thing on the Internet right now - https://t.co/vQSi04Rwlj
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RT @dril: sorry bartender. if i order the wrong beer the trolls will have a field day. lets play it safe. fiji water for me, with a Hint of…
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RT @peterhartlaub: The Chronicle’s first pizza recipe from 1947 is a culinary travesty: http://t.co/QkrdZ2UXtA http://t.co/73hzPUbfF9
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Welcome to ART411: Art History IV, “Art Quant.” What do you jerks think are the top 10 paintings? Well you’re wrong, these are the top 10.
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quants gonna quant
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RT @ArbysOnline: Arbae’s
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RT @MotherJones: This is one of the most fucked up charts you will see in the foreseeable future http://t.co/BlHNmufut0 http://t.co/utvG1sq…
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RT @maximosis: I’m… gonna look for the elevator. http://t.co/eD2wAa5sTV
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that gene wilder wonka look I expect at hobby chat time with new people as I get to explain generic 30 something guy, right off the shelf
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@grahamvsworld tbh idk why I even use it, it doesn’t have spacebar scroll a mail, I’m not down with this new spacebar they are teaching kids
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RT @TomFulp: @ibogost I subscribe to the parallel universe theory: http://t.co/SpywNTZu7O
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airmail, that little flap isn’t big enough to get round stationery out the round envelope, nice, nice http://t.co/Xaeo4Ria0y
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RT @kevinmonty: s/o to the pizza-stealing puppy being chased thru Dolores Park right now http://t.co/dRZI5rS8Rt
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almonds gotta learn to code is what i m sayin
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today on MXC, it’s the pigeon feeders versus the fake owl (owlgoyle?) and spike-armored-surface havers
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pretend i was gauche & took a pic of the lady at 16th & mission enjoying the flock eating a box of fruit loops she’d dumped out for ‘em
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dug out dad’s old sensui planar-magnetic cans, could probably make rent money selling these at digitalfix on valencia http://t.co/0muC6u29iP
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REMINDER
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Bauhausify The Web!
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RT @mplappert: Surprises you find when reading through the SQLite code. Somebody must’ve received a lot of calls. http://t.co/1yTAvYLHMx
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@DefuseSec so, Searle’s Chinese Room, s/intentionality/omnipotence/? I like it.
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A think piece about how my phone charger dying caused me to miss my bus by 3 minutes and my backup train by 1 minute.
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RT @posthumanmusic: the fan-led campaign for the Winston’s amen break is far more interesting than the Blurred Lines rich vs rich greedcunt…
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@eviloars unknown! I only walked past the same bear on 18th today.
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@eviloars if 18th st., that honey bear wasn’t a pirate or tagged three hours ago.
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@ssoper imo they get better. Also, I suggest: @cultureshipname 😃
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here’s my little take on that solo… i call it: almost exactly how it was recorded only played kinda poorly, i think you’re gonna like it
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dang that mailing list is busy today
huh
uh huh
nope
oh interesting
no
ugh
No!
finally!
No! No!
[i break my delete key]
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RT @SFBART: .@RobbyRoby Since 9/11 BART Police have recommended keeping them closed for security and that recommendation has not changed.
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RT @vogon: verge showed this slide without any further context, so I’m imagining that a moment of silence for brands occurred http://t.co/K…
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RT @tqbf: Thing I once said about hiring for “passion”: https://t.co/ZiIyuS4al2
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bringin sike back, sike
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On a 49 to Bakalinski’s Stairway Walk in Dolores Park, called “Trash Pickup.” Sike, Russian Hill South. http://t.co/rX5jpbnctX
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tfw finder says you got a file downloading, eta of never, and you don’t know what it could be cause safari is closed http://t.co/DKgWFYjpFL
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RT @parisreview: “If I don’t write I feel, well, a kind of remorse, no?” Jorge Luis Borges http://t.co/DV8CuJl5ND
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RT @8BitCreepyPasta: http://t.co/xlsjjinpzM
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sup
nmu
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RT @sfmnemonic: No, no, I don’t ever want to play Farmville. Not ever.
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Window sash (top half, of course) mechanical failure confirmed, broke the bottom half while checking, am bleeding. Not my problem! Renting!
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“How do you like raping a city? Ya’ll ruining this city.”
nm u?
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fiscal time is a flat lie @maradine
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“Some things work out, some things don’t. That didn’t.” >>> https://t.co/qeeR69Tq96
Grantland Q&A: Errol Morris: http://t.co/sf1CgrZc6W
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RT @TheOnion: Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism http://t.co/bmLwl5kcDp http://t.co/qFvziEIIPe
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Kinda amazed how much I’m using @DidierStevens’s kicking rad oledump.py in 2015. http://t.co/Akl3GgbXIW
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OK, so, I need GOOD ideas people, not the bad ones you’ve been giving me. Come on. What do you got?
Birdman! That song from the Matrix! YES
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@nathanmccauley @diogomonica congratulations!
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RT @coolacid: Unfortunately, I currently find myself between gigs. Currently interested in Logging, Security Design, and DFIR gigs.
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RT @animaldrumss: This is maintained by a system of checks and balances. For example, the president takes longer to charge his attacks, but…
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Bacula
Exchange
Notes
Gmail
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[I pour a tiny splash of beer into the sink carefully for all the people who OPSEC on LinkedIn playing ostrich about their entire biz model]
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The meta-game required to play three-degrees-of-RCE with most developer-penned vulnerability disclosure’s threat models is staggering.
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@michaelcoyote stone. It’s my first stab at a proper Caputo 00 recipe.
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🍕pizza slow🍕 http://t.co/EVIU3kOCgf
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So I climbed out a window onto the roof to set free a flaskmob of fruit flies. I willed ‘em to swarm Linea patrons. 🔥
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Left the airlock popped on an empty keg and fruit flies moved in a gentrified the hell out of it. Pictured: the dead. http://t.co/ptBycEiC4s
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RT @grahamvsworld: Spend way less time caring what people who like to talk about it think. Find people who do it, and ask them instead.
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RT @chalkbrighton: ‘Hello Braling, said Braling’ http://t.co/nfOhXcuuwA for Leonard RIP @DK_SolidSteel @djfood
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heh as if any securitys would use a social network
heh as if you’d need to they have x-ray vision
heh as if jet fuel could melt ste
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http://t.co/AKXcskLlBb youre right, that /is/ a nice bike, aim for center mass officer hamurabi <<<<<<<
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Unexpected search results for @Bro_IDS parser response: Freemasons Monthly Magazine, 1861: https://t.co/sO6573EPwM
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Two dental hygienists agree: @grantstavely looks like Keanu.
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me: hi i’m your server at “How My Cats Fare” howaya?
you: n-
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do’n’t be a rando don’t be a rando don’t be a rando shit i rando’d sorry
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@tjcrowley @headhntr ahem, http://t.co/z06gWumXP4
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many bugs make all eyes shallow
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RT @selenakyle: a thing of internets
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RT @philrockuno: @HairySkeletor hellz yea http://t.co/gdiXioS7Sz
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RT @anthonykasza: RT "@mrgcastle: Write full packet capture to disk at 10Gbps, get packets for analysis selected by bpf https://t.co/cqywJR…
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I made the cursor on my website a god damned grabby fist because I can. http://t.co/3bTWZSBFLf
PS check out that scrollbar like whoa
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RT @JeffreyATW: @dustin We kicked out the person printing these posters at @noisebridge last night. Pretty ironic to do this from a hackers…
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It’s like “The Five Minute Hallway” from House of Leave, but for OS X Spaces. http://t.co/6xoOGRP5gy
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RT @Scott_Wiener: This is really gross & un-SF: "@asmallteapot: ❤️💔 Good morning, Mission District! 💔❤️ RT @dustin: good morning, sf — http…
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still clicking after all these years
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Background checks for my east coast friends, east coast checks for my background friends.
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RT @grahamvsworld: Just a non-stop torrent of shade thrown at Lenovo’s security team by people who mostly work for corps selling advertisin…
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RT @reyjrar: Jim Jefferies on #`Gun Control: https://t.co/ajACfYOBvo Love it. Every piece of it. Great. #Repeal2ndAmmendment #FuckTheNRA
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who is screaming at me to livetweet I will never livetweet show yourself etc etc ad nauseum infinitum
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RT @DavidCamposSF: I’m happy @AirBNB has paid back taxes. But sad state of affairs that a corporation following the law constitutes a victo…
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RT @jjarmoc: Many eyes make all bugs shallow. Always have a trusted partner review your code. http://t.co/uhXu0kCEMd
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Business cattery Vice President JibJab. http://t.co/fBaYCiQwGR
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I hate K-Billy. I hate his stupid Super Sounds of 18th and San Carlos. K-Billy, please K-Stop. 🔇
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That’s Stevie Ray Vaughn’s Hendrix, n’ before that Oye Como Va, & InAGaddaDaVida, as K-Billy’s Super Sounds of 18th and San Carlos continues
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@grahamvsworld sociopaths and narcissists excel by convincing others that absence is opportunity.
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cop: do you know how compliant you are?
lawyer: 10,000 percent
cop: oh crap, this thing must be broken, u r free 2 go
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RT @kashhill: “Stop clicking sketchy emails.” Much like telling people to, “Stop taking nude photos.” Still going to happen. http://t.co/WG…
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RT @humphriesmark: There are few sounds more satisfying than that of a failed skateboard trick in a public space.
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Like Uber, but for cleaning those little spots of fly poop from your apartment walls, ceiling, chandeliers, molding, tile, oven, and more.
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[Elmo swinging his feet] Nothing like trashing distro rubies and pythons for crummy old web apps. Web frameworks can’t melt steel beams!
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An hour and a half of @djfood’s Aphex Twin picks interspersed w/ interviews: https://t.co/vsij5lXhTm
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RT @eviloars: Liney the Pliner
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RT @tinysubversions: 3 Reasons Why Writers Hate Markdown http://t.co/Nfoso4GXke
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The WEYLAND-YUTANI-NAVIENT off-worlders that services my financial instruments of minimal interest now offer CBT: http://t.co/iV1VhvOyWp
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[3 user agents, stacked, in a trench coat, Groucho glasses]: “Marlboro Reds?”
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omg I can’t even http://t.co/vJSyZ6oiPG
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RT @HottestStartups: Startup idea: Exactly what, is not clear, but in any case the only ones with a chance are the participants.
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Professor Pinkerton: Today class, we’re going to discuss how to spot [on chalkboard] L-A-T-E-X M-A-S-K-S.
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[3 tones] [Dispatch: 613 211S robbery in progress 19 Elm St. BOLO 5 men in Ross Perot masks, Hypercolors, SKIDZ, Rebok Pumps]
Cop: Again!?
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RT @iansteadman: Philip K Dick’s “Ubik” (1969) manages to explain in half a page why the Internet of Things will suck under capitalism http…
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RT @cwodtke: Got the message @DiceTechJobs
Tech talent is male.
Men don’t have to be good looking to suceed.
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[rikers over a chair] “Hey there, so any plans this weekend? Me? I’ma go see Dad Rock tonight. You should come with.”
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How corny would it be if we just get really real and just name our cover band Dad Rock? Dibs if nobody else has done that yet.
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Look Ma, that’s my hand.
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RT @evernote: The beauty of paper. The power of Evernote. | Learn more: http://t.co/N7HC8bcj9z http://t.co/tL2XHxxA56
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FuzzyClock (https://t.co/DnjS4Y4Ms7) has been disappearing on me, so I switched to https://t.co/ldNsChTKku, then to https://t.co/4cHPdBw57d.
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@michaelcoyote I would! Would be fun to include pieces of John Freeman’s collection from http://t.co/bwzAkFOtrt, etc.
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[a black and white ghost zooms in and out]
Tune in next week!
Same [redacted]-time!
Same [redacted]-channel…! -
The baddies in a western picture wear black hats. The baddies in a hacker picture wear sunglasses. http://t.co/nsvu822BF8
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PS: I started #logoff on freenode for kind of a general no-topic-ok-i-guess-computer-mostly room. Stop by if you aren’t a jerk.
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Looks like I’m nickserve squatting someone’s real first-name+last-initial with the clever alt to my usual handle. Sorry pal, clever > real.
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RT @drewtoothpaste: Come to VLC Media Player in next 15 mins if u want an ass kicking http://t.co/gFXijcCmqS
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RT @dril: im still noob after all these years, after 20 years of the computer im still noob, unbelievable
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RT @Clarko: “The Aristocrats”, but for Meritocracy.
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RT @whitefordbronco: And for 8 minutes, all was right in the world. #SavedByTheBell https://t.co/jZjS0Evd9t
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email is just ascii art with dedicated sockets in /etc/services, hth
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Vim knuckle tats
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I just read the strangest, most farcical, violent, murder defense short story (http://t.co/Sa5kFFbEE4), and it’s got nothing on Ulbricht.
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See: “The Best American Mystery Stories of the Nineteenth Century” (http://t.co/GtKNB41zBQ)
Penzler’s 20th century collection is great too!
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BADADVICE.TXT
Get more than one, so they can play together.
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RT @animaldrumss: if you’re scared to talk to someone because they’ll judge you and think you’re stupid, remember, people you aren’t scared…
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RT @MicroSFF: “Are these spacesuits for men or women?”
“Lady, they’re not fashion, they’re for work.”
“And the, ah, plumbing?”
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TIL what Ipse dixit (http://t.co/DEV548n6zI) means: http://t.co/DNGCx6IvF2
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Every organizational generation, priests must sacrifice additional Letters & Words on the name altar to preserve the Team from annihilation.
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If you don’t get depressed as hell by the “If you aren’t doing this you aren’t doing that” motivator trope, you’re lousy at being depressed.
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OCVs: A unit of time approximating the number of minutes in a set-list that Oye Como Va will be played since the last time it was played.
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Context: a man across the street from me regularly drags a PA out on the corner and plays a small set of classic rock greatest hits albums.
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Playing only the same few dozen hits of the most shy, stoic, and unsung generation, it’s Classic Rock Sunday at 18th and San Carlos!
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RT @srfeld: I’m a big admirer of Judge Jed Rakoff’s one-man quest to fix the U.S. criminal justice system. His latest is here: http://t.co/…
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@alexeirrm I may’ve found a loophole. http://t.co/6V5TvrEbjE
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Hey there youtubers, this is @grantstavely and you know what I hate?
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Haven’t had coffee for 7 days. Haven’t had alcohol for 5 of those days. I’m probably healthier with this cold than without it.
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RT @dril: ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote’s son
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The Pharmacy Radio # 26 - Guy Picciotto of Fugazi / Rites of Spring: interview + tunes.
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@alexeirrm @vurtyou noticed the same thing.
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RT @grahamvsworld: This is my favorite drone picture ever, http://t.co/vYgMfA86JJ
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RT @jeffnoon: On the electric fence that surrounds the Garden of Eden, a notice reads… DANGER! DEMILITARISED ZONE. UNEXPLODED ORDNANCE. K…
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- Thou Shalt Not Bear Live Witness of Conferences
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RT @maradine: I need people, and I have headcount. If you know a lad or lass with a taste for unique problems, please forward. https://t.…
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lurk… forever.
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😍 that cve-2015-0235 Exim POC.
220 debian-7-7-64b ESMTP Exim 4.80 …
HELO
000000000000… (1239 0s)Connection closed by foreign host.
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Kudos to Google for catching my phishing hook mirror in less than 24 hours. Don’t forget to rm their scripts kiddies. http://t.co/CyXfmO772z
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RT @AJKhn: and closer to home: “Let’s sue Mountain View” http://t.co/5TttVng6QT (or, on my errands today, I saw 20 houses that should be 4-…
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RT @AnnieHe22249115: Evernote plans towards be met with listed taking place the corny patronage consistent with the become of of pos…
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RT @kissane: If you are one of the four people who hasn’t read @debcha’s superb “Why I am Not a Maker,” please remedy that: http://t.co/nFc…
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@chadweinman Yep, very. His one-day-course thingies are fun too. Also: s/rtener/@richtener/
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RT @alexeirrm: Meh-hattan: Gallo vermouth based Manhattan cocktail
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RT @ibogost: A security program made of robot lions.
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@chadweinman Yep! I’d lent Envisioning Information to @rtener and he’s just returned it.
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Tweets are my own.
Legal sig added by employer.
EULA not read closely.
Paywall Google-dorked.
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Anyone can renick to anything they damned want on this platform and somehow we haven’t normed to using Quake style clan tags.
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. @grahamvsworld it isn’t right me having this collection going and nobody around to give me a hard time for it. http://t.co/2U52WVdefk
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RT @normative: @marciahofmann @sarahjeong We were somewhere on the edge of the Darknet, around Silk Road, when the drugs began to take hold…
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RT @leyawn: wow two pizzas for one… what a Faustian bargain “thats not what that means” wow what a Faustian hater
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Mute the TV and drop the needle on The Dark Side of the Moon the third time Joe Biden smiles.
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Another Redmond First: Notification Center is just Windows 98’s Active Channels skinned for user acceptance.
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RT @MicroSFF: “You have to change the web form.”
“Why?”
“You can’t ask what species our customers are.”
“It determines title.”
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RT @jjarmoc: New term; Narcissan XSS. It’s like reflected, but the only actual attack vector is from the finder who fell in love with it.
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RT @JusticeWillett: The revolution begins. http://t.co/vGuU3BIF0q
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RT @reevesgabrels: Album now out from power trio Reeves Gabrels & His Imaginary Friends. Bandcamp digital. Enjoy. http://t.co/1owpCtbIXh ht…
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The cat equivalent of the “His Master’s Voice” gramophone is a warm radiator. http://t.co/frDULcCfKq
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RT @Applebees: @mckt_ #SeeYouSoon then? #PubDiet ~ ARN
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(You gotta flip your javascript interpreter on for that one.)
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RT @tinysubversions: We here at Terrible Magazine are pleased to announce we have instituted a new Disclosure Policy. http://t.co/OBgk7oxjgw
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Bulk data collection is “everybody poops” + “well, maybe, but I gotta know for sure.”
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RT @GoldbergLawDC: Attorney General Eric Holder ends federal asset-forfeiture program that incentivized states to steal from citizens.
htt…
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RT @rentzsch: OS X DNS flushing, a retrospective:
niload hosts / < /etc/hosts
lookupd -flushcache
dscacheutil -flushcache
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RT @haroonmeer: New Dan Geer talk/paper:
“T.S Kuhn Revisited”(Aka: is Cyber Security a Science?)
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RT @zachwhalen: Some brilliant conceptual haiku in this month’s Highlights magazine. By Nathan, age 9, #botALLY. http://t.co/E9UwBrz22z
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RT @aphyr: brb writing a thing for my shell so that whenever I ^C a command it takes a selfie and posts the command + my horrified reaction…
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rm’d my tweetbot filter to try to be a better person and fuck if it isn’t an ordinal list of bad joke subjects again. http://t.co/U9JLcgnCr1
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RT @lmirani: Brilliant: Taliban members emailed each other with subjects lines like "CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBT” to avoid detection. http://t.co…
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RT @ftrain: People who sort books by color are dead-souled monsters who hate truth.
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RT @danielnazer: .@lagunitasbeer sues @SierraNevada for including letters “IPA” on beer label.
Lawsuit almost as bad as their beer… http… -
RT @tomstandage: The Kindle edition of my “dotcom cult classic” book “The Victorian Internet” is $1.99 on http://t.co/PuQtgPaSsw today http…
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Serve pizza, not warrants.
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Look, we’ve all got different priorities, and mine are that we sell the surplus military urban mobility gear to the pizza delivery guys.
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POWELL STATION
Bart Elevator Tech #1: Once we got that rat outta there, good to go!
Bart Elevator Tech #2: Sure was… odiferous though. -
RT @anthonykasza: RT “@brutelogic: Network Traffic Sniffing
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The year is 2374. World governments have united as one, and all of humanity speaks one language. Outsider jargon misuse still peeves nerds.
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RT @tinysubversions: http://t.co/F6yQatAg9p
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“Waiting for GOTO”
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RT @susie_c: 💊💰🔫🚓✏️🎨 http://t.co/sdZkV39e1m
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I really dig the contraction trend written English is taking. I hope doubles become (more) standard too. http://t.co/DISmlWajGH
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RT @YearlyAwards: We’ve named @grantstavely our Least Spacious Person of 2014!
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RT @Bro_IDS: Bro4Pros: The first Bro workshop for advanced users. February 18&19. Register now! http://t.co/yiF4JsK4Vp
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N A V I E N T
I prefer to believe my student loans pay down the space ship their logo and brand would fit better on. http://t.co/fhwm8JSmSI
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Instead, if you must, hold them accountable for grievances caused, and the technologies they proliferated that facilitated the tactics.
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You have to stop holding yourselves and your governments accountable for the success of specific tactics of a violent few.
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I hope Gestalt reopens with @lagunitasbruhws Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale on tap. http://t.co/ERFXNLbsR2 http://t.co/wzsysUK44V
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RT @tef: smart pipe https://t.co/DcbbGBecZo
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RT @justinschuh: We looked into WhiteHat Aviator yesterday, and here’s my tl;dr on why it’s unsafe: https://t.co/6s7F2dHbwn
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you: I feel bad about that thing that happened
me: well you’re doing it wrong, there’s only one way to do it and you screwed it up, unbelie- -
RT @IMGoph: shame this wasn’t built. MT @AIABaltimore: Below is an image of the 1968 #Baltimore Metro plan http://t.co/35F14MTjSR (h/t @Tra…
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Moving in Stereo http://t.co/qyjkhbYLL4
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Ignoring GeoIP entirely: “Someone willing to do this probably has excellent opsec.”
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Relying on GeoIP for attribution: “We might be owned, but that network probably isn’t.”
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IKEA INTYRNYT http://t.co/GUsxmbfFhf
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RT @marcindeptula: @shanselman Try Prehistorik 2, I got this message on screen. http://t.co/ykeapeNwpW
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The blended beer styles fad will probably take off but I’ll always picture a 4th grader at a soda fountain when I drink them, with a straw.
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RT @luckyshirt: My signature dance move is the Nope.
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You know, my favorite thing about The Innernette is that it’s 100% secure. https://t.co/zoPv30akhJ
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RT @ianbremmer: Could be the Best Cartoon Ever http://t.co/S5bJmbtp8T
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RT @BenedictEvans: In 1944, the editor of Astounding Science Fiction noticed a lot of his subscribers had suddenly moved to an obscure town…
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RT @luckyshirt: Mortgage app just asked my sex.
The fuck.
Are people missing payments because of their genitals?
Can’t pay today. Bought…
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I keep misreading these ntpd toots as “Finding and Exploiting NYPD vulnerabilities” @TwoHeadlines retoots. Would click if genuine.
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@rodtronics @grahamvsworld Auckland, Napier, and Wellington with stops in Rotorua, Masterton, Taranaki, and Taupo. Next visit: South island.
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RT @textfiles: I was all “Geez, https://t.co/G9iTJCVV7U is very good. Almost too good.” Then I realize IT’S REALLY BRIAN MAY AND BRIAN BLES…
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I just got back from New Zealand, so I’ll megapost this together: U.S. labor laws are gross, tipping is horrible, the metric system is ok.