facebook posts from 2009

1. My 500 Days of Summer alternate ending credit roll theme choice: Kid Koala — Moon River. http://j.mp/5uCNnC Great film, constant riffing.

2. happy birthday!

3. Happy Birthday, Grant! Welcome to the really fun 30s decade, haha. Anyways, have a great birthday!

4. Happy Birthday Grant! Hope you’re having an awesome day 😉

5. Happy Birthday! It was great to see you on Christmas.

6. Happy Birthday!! 😄 Have a great day!

7. Happy Birthday!

8. Happy birthday old man.

9. Happy birthday cousin!

10. Happy Birthday!!!

11. Happy Birthday!!!

12. Happy Birthday Mr. Stavely! Welcome to 30! Having just left that decade myself, I’m excited for all that it may hold for you. Have an awesome day!

13. Happy Birthday Grant!

14. Happy early birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

15. calling you from Canada… 403-832-3792 so you might just answer:) pretty please

16. Let there be Light. Let ANSI Blue be 102,187,255, because 0,187,0 on a black background is insane. Let there be firmament in the midst…

17. RT @CrucialCarl: Wife. Hospital. Pregnant. Labor. 6cm. Admitted. Fun. She said if we wrap this up before noon, @Charmsec is a possibility.

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19. Wood stove, Philip Glass’s Heroes Symphony, Melville, Scotch, Santa-crawl tomorrow. This cliché kicks your cliché’s ass, bring on 30.

20. Relaxing & having a home brew I made in 2007–-aging made it drinkable. No, I wouldn’t have cellared it if it wasn’t terrible at first.

21. Here’s to my sweet Satan: Just did about a mile of my solo walk home from Fells backwards. Great comments from bar patrons!

22. I help run @charmsec for over a year, it rocks. @vurtyou tries one in our neighborhood and the Mayor of Bmore comes. I bought her a glass.

23. Just painted a 3’x3’ canvas I disliked rattle-can black. The orig. oil painting texture is still showing. I’m a havenooiln’toolazytosandist.

24. DNS sniffing with Python+Scapy: syslog output, command line options, bind querylog, & more data logged. @linuxgeek247 http://j.mp/51DTPI

25. hmmmm, i thought you recommended that i don’t liksten to npr once after reporting a listner’s comment that i posted on FB, but now you are a fan 😃

26. Unraveling the mystery behind @CharmSec 19 is tricky but I think I’m on to something: http://j.mp/35mrfw (leaving off 2 and /1/ of course)

27. http://translate.google.com/ doesn’t speak Latin either. Hoc est ars per occultum scripturam animi sui voluntatem absentibus aperiendi certa

28. -@AlexPanicev that is’s a nice endorsement you’ve got there, do you come here often? Frank Monaldi does have a great rep: http://j.mp/2ElQyw

29. Hey Grant!!

30. Dear Baltimore: Where do you get your knives sharpened? Literally. No, the chef, paring, and utility kind.

31. Chicago, I don’t know how you make one block smell like sewer gas and the next like fresh brownies, but you should license that shit.

32. Knock, Knock Who’s There? KK WT? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? … …kk?, wt, kk?, wt Philip Glass http://j.mp/4eghoI

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34. !! > @ebertchicago Bruce Lee plays ping pong, lights matches with nunchuks, and other footage of finite interest. http://j.mp/AO7A7

35. My back tells me that VIRCO doesn’t dogfood back at HQ. After I graduate, I’m going to Samir a 9000 Classic Tablet Arm with power tools.

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37. Toddling

38. Sneaking Some 2-Hearted Ale With a Straw

39. Pointing

40. Leaning.

41. Hiding

42. Blowing kisses

43. The menu is not the meal.

44. ♫ On a boat -> “@djcheeba check this mix from DJ Moneyshot… nautical theme for the DOP show on friday! Skills! http://j.mp/3v2qL3”

45. ‘Y’know?’ is best abused by Apollo astronauts. Duke: “The doc said my heart rate was 144 at lift-off. John’s was 70.” http://j.mp/1yIt7K

46. Thieves broke into the house across the street last night. The one for sale. The one that has been entirely empty for years. So it goes.

47. I was born just past the “Who Shot J.R.?” ring. http://j.mp/1eTjBd My parents are at the I Love Lucy ring. My grandparents are off the map.

48. Previous link to scale, thanks Will. Why did Contact get it so wrong? >@will_torres @grantstavely Reminds me of this: http://bit.ly/6xWJG

49. I forgot how amazing this was (forgiving the wildly inaccurate visual vs. radio scale) > @iA Intro to “Contact”: http://bit.ly/3MnKL4

50. The same parallels could be drawn between [chem|mech|civ] Engineering courses and Ethics chapters vs Systems Architecture glossary entries.

51. In my Accounting class, fraud discussion constitutes most of chapter 5. In my Systems Architecture class, security isn’t in the glossary.

52. There is a toy with dead batteries surreally looping Fur Elise somewhere (a trashcan?) in my alley. The pitches are all winding-down wrong.

53. Thanks @charmsec and @slaintepub for the Guinness spoon – made a Black and Tan w/ 60 minute IPA and home brew stout. Yum. (it didn’t layer)

54. Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing cities with foot long hotdogs from helicopters, then eaten. (http://j.mp/9jodI)

55. Infrastructure gaffes like this make my stomach turn like pictures of ledges make my hands sweat. Oof, empathy. http://j.mp/yndzb

56. Coffee’s for closers.

57. If an app is signed in a way that includes LSUIPresentationMode, changes invalidate the signature. http://j.mp/iFrVp codesign -vvv sad.app

58. “Keychain returned: -25293”. I’m breaking app signing, so their keychain access is breaking. How to resolve?

59. Why does LSUIPresentationMode (via @eternalstorms’s PresentYourApps, ♥) intermittently break? Keychain? Mail, @adium accounts fail login.

60. YAY. >@tqbf There is now @ebertchicago. THAT IS ALL.

61. Every list of password tips should have a 0th entry apologizing for how terrible it is that we have to rely on passwords to use these things

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63. they got back together for another tour. it was crazy to see them live last night, i never thought i would get the chacnce

64. I don’t get it.

65. Dr. @alexhutton, Dr. @hypatiadocta, welcome to Jurassic Park: <meta name=“GENERATOR” content="Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Windows NT 5…

66. @mcsweeneys A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference: http://j.mp/WcPgb

67. http://twitpic.com/jk8kv - The homebrew stout is a great success, now to enjoy the first pint

68. #7: You a Yankee fan? #5: No, Baltimore. #7: Baltimore? That’s like being hit in the head with a crow bar once a day. – 12 Angry Men

69. This should be interesting: >@dionthegod @charmsec I’ll be there – Anyone coming to charmsec have locks and picks (and know-how)?

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77. Man, I don’t need that shit, I’m high on a cold. I’ve been dizzy for days with very little paranoia, no cravings, and hey, it’s natural! ✌

78. Kick ass. (neat Wire cameo too!) >@djcheeba Video mix is now online http://www.ninjatune.net/solidsteel http://www.vimeo.com/6489862

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81. I can’t get over how solid @apollosuns’s “Shall Noise Upon” is, straight through. Brilliant.

82. Really dug the Ade CD you guys picked up for me. I didn’t expect it to be so experimental. Not sure why - I had it in my head that the trio would be more “Bears-y.” At any rate, I really liked it. Sounded somewhere between recent Crim & the ProjeKcts with a lot of looping thrown in. Thanks again!!!

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85. Fresh corny kegs of @DogfishBeer 60 minute IPA always have an interesting flavor that mellows out after a few pints; yeast? Carb process?

86. Don Norman - “When Security Gets in the Way”. Usability is /the/ elephant in the room. Hard problems. http://is.gd/2x9DG

87. FML >@sobojosie: JFX NB remains closed…I feel bad for all my tweeps stuck in the gridlock (crash with fuel spill was EARLY this morning)

88. It’s twoo! It’s twoo! (going) >@BaltSunArts Few Baltimore bands rock quite as hard as J-Roddy Walston & the Business http://bit.ly/DSQMV

89. http://twitpic.com/eaoom - Accepting Wile E Coyote schemes to rid absebtee neighbor of lit rooftop palm.

90. Brewed a final Batch! Pale tonight (for a while) w/ magnum, fuggles, cascade, and centennial aroma hops. Stout recipe hunting for next time.

91. Wheels @ BWI, lovely Cfa moderate climate, & humidity, want to kiss the ground. G Mark & SFire goons were on my flight. 60 min keg, cya soon

92. Las Vegas says WE HAVE NO GOOD BEER in 72 point Trajan (and thinks Trajan is classy)

93. The line for Kaminsky’s talk is almost as long as the badge lines were. Leaving for sushi immediately after, then pool party

94. To: $TEAM CC: $USER <- Should not be cc’d Subject: FWD: Analysis FWD: Alert 5 demerits for $USER. Nastygram his boss please. $ANALYSIS

95. RT @justin_fenton Stay inside, East Baltimoreans: 9 people have been shot in the past 90 minutes, about a mile apart

96. Enlightenment -> @shrdlu: New bloggage: Nao and Zen: Security Koans for Everybody. http://bit.ly/Jpn4c

97. 2 ❤️’d Ale, back in fermenter for double fermentation. 2 wks cold & pressure knocked particulates out. Tasty now, wonder what’ll happen?

98. I don’t like hate use editing because the ego something something in a boat omg #useless #for #effect .>RT@ (via @grantstavely)

99. Any bots for localities? Use broken replies to use, so’s I can spam balm’rins that @vurtyou & I are trying Blue Hill, by replying @to-a-bot

100. http://is.gd/1zLGL > @Will_Torres DJ Cheeba will mix and spin your face off. This guy rules. Check out SolidSteel podcast 82 and 99.

101. .@Fred0828 the ceteris peribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.

102. .@Fred0828 the certeris peribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.

103. .@vurtyou is working on cover letter for plant engineer gig at ice cream factory, help me convince her to add ‘and I really like ice cream’

104. Oh, Antisec. ¶'s 5 and 6 are the zanniest >@wrayjustin RT @rvdh Imageshack is hacked. All images are replaced with this: http://is.gd/1udkU

105. .@quine nothing in an Ayinger glass can do you wrong. http://is.gd/1u7Iz

106. Every time this rule hits, a web developer should get security training: alert tcp $RFC1918 any -> $INTERNETS $HTTP (content:“&pass”…

107. Holy crap @Michael_Jackson is at the Hippo. Hope he does karaoke!

108. Attempting to resuscitate this Bells Two ❤️’d IPA clone with another shot of ale yeast this evening. Or should I get champagne yeast?

109. Great url > @mubix DEFCON PreQual CTF walk-through’s posted: http://shallweplayaga.me - Learn a lot, even if you weren’t involved.

110. .@danphilpott but don’t you want solutions, that fit your needs? Look how happy these stock-photo-business-people are with them! Contact us!

111. Ditto, w/ @vurtyou, cabbing cause we’re lazy > @censey: Otw to woody’s #duckboat09 w/ @saraensey.

112. CONTAINS QUININE.

113. Reminds me of http://is.gd/1euJ2 >@danphilpott Domain name made from WIN! from @steponequit: http://raptor-jes.us

114. @aplura 10-wk FOSS proj in Balt. 3-5yrs exp. Research wiki/calendar/collab software and provide results/guidance to client. DM @aplura

115. Isn’t it a daisy? >@bjg i’m reading this piece of pure art: http://is.gd/1b0nC a flame avant la lettre, but beautiful

116. .@linuxgeek247 happy to have ya. @philip_daigle promises to have the new blinkenlights sign too.

117. \m/. > @VRT_Sourcefire #vrtrecommended http://c8y0r.tk

118. Evil Foundry Ligatures™: rn -> m, cl-> d, vv -> w, ww -> a clarinet, oo -> orthodontic band, tr -> a tied-off bloody stump

119. What he said, only with proper caps and no french spacing >@electricfork Sushi in Owings Mills with @grantstavely. Anyone else nearby?

120. I’ll be in class. >@marcusjcarey I’m scheduled to do a talk at SANSFire Thurs 6:00PM - How to Build a Hyper-Local Security Community

121. The Dukes of Stratosphear were better at Syd Barrett than both Syd Barret and Roger Waters combined.

122. .@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + Plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 42" plasma, love it. (holy crap)

123. .@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 24" plasma, love it.

124. .@mubix I’m use a Mac mini + Plex + plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 24" plasma, love it.

125. Two-❤️’d Batch! Pale OG: > 1.12! 7lbs of DME in a 5 gallon batch. This is going to be a big beer if it survives. Very foamy w/ all the sugar

126. @MissMktr: Good morning Twitter! Nice evening with @AmyWoo, @SpaceManAndy, @jjthomas, @grantstavely and @vurtyou at @bad_decisions

127. ♫ It’s getting better all the time / (It can’t get no worse) ♫

128. @ak1010: RT @johullrich: are you sick of shortened URLs? I wrote a URL lengthening service to easily craft 140 char URLs http://tr.im/nR5Q

129. The Beatles Rock Band cinematic intro is excellent http://is.gd/TUOM (@electricfork: note inclusion of Day Tripper http://is.gd/TUUC)

130. Yes http://twtvite.com/o8rk9m #twtvite #ducks

131. I’m game. > @electricfork: Back in ballmoar. sushi lunch today at Edo Mae in Owings Mills, spread the word.

132. Neat presentation from @chriseng > @ak1010: Crypto for Pen testers a MUST watch -http://bit.ly/ream9

133. Driving home from #dojosec on 4 ounces of Big Red… This is bat country!

134. Had to see how I stacked up to Ryan.

135. Should I go to the Gartner Information Security Summit in DC this summer on the ‘sponsor ticket’ (keynote and sponsor floor only)? IANACSO

136. @CharliePapazian: http://tr.im/njsB GreatAmBeerFest Ticket update: Thursday18% sold;Friday:20% sold;Sat.Afternoon:42% sold;Sat.Night:14%

137. @ssoper: This AP writer sneaked in a great ‘Big Lebowski’ quote in this otherwise boring article http://is.gd/N8Pn

138. Finally started McCarthy’s Blood Meridian (http://is.gd/MKtK). I want to write an incident post mortem in this style.

139. Eating outside at Three. Heroin users: stay inside please. Live-tweet it? Stop trying to break into that Car. No $ in the BSun box?

140. @insidecharmcity: RT @wjznews Stray Bullets Hit MD Nuclear Power Plant http://bit.ly/nT4SE

141. @johnemcintyre: Accept no substitutes: Grant Barrett’s book on unofficial English is free for the asking. http://tinyurl.com/rddhuw

142. Hop pellets in a dry martini, shaken: visually apealing green peppering, nose improved, does nothing for the flavor. I need hop-infused gin.

143. Definsible, if wildly biased/innacurate? Insightful regardless? http://bit.ly/zo5Vs

144. Jeff Beck’s at Ronnie Scott’s is on Palladium. Tal Wilkinson is ridiculously talented, and El Becko is a fine wine.

145. Scenario: Attack account, change username, create new account, squat username & abuse. I need to use a stronger password on twitter.

146. @SemanticV: Press release for live website and demos - http://bit.ly/11IB3H

147. Happy Anniversary! Thanks for lending me your wife for a few days:)

148. @alexsotirov: “Hahaha: http://twitter.com/XploitSweatshop”

149. Next #dojosec, I’m asking about world peace > @linuxgeek247: #dojosec dnssnarf in 6 lines of python… http://bit.ly/bJbol

150. http://twitpic.com/4rb6r - We found a frog to tailgate with at @dojosec.

151. I’m not kidding about @dojosec tailgating. Find me.

152. Want to test IPv6 and teredo detection on your network without deplying it? Invite $big_company pro services over for a meeting. @dojosec

153. I don’t want to spoil @sdwilkerson’s @dojosec talk, so I’ll stay off Panasonic Display1 for now. http://is.gd/xBT8

154. The @dojosec projector is awfully quiet on its own ad hoc network. Defaults: http://is.gd/xBOs thought it transmitted on assoc: just myself

155. Griefers experiments prove trust exists, news at 11 > @joshgans Journalists relying on Wikipedia caught out with hoax. http://short.to/7z41

156. @pearsontowers: Awesome Moneyshot / Johnny Rotten set http://is.gd/vN6G <- great setlist and a cool bit of history!

157. http://is.gd/vf3f Kirk: ipod shuffle. Khan: kindle. Aaaaannnnnd… scene.

158. 2009 Great American Beer Festival: 9/24-26, Denver, CO. I had a lot of fun last year who wants to go this year? http://is.gd/vJue

159. @SemanticV: A new Stingray Explorer demo is online. Browse Enron’s email using concepts - http://semanticv.com/stingray/

160. WikipediA on the front page is now WIKIPEDIA. Why? BookendS > SOLID imo.

161. Spring: GFY, bring summer. Instead: I got a http://is.gd/evf6 recursive time travel movie so I could travel in time while I travel in time.

162. Celebrating a night of no insanity with dinner at Peter’s Inn w/ @vurtyou

163. Tired infosec engineers WILL disco dance if the music is loud enough. Anyone else consider soundboards invaluable for SIRT sanity?

164. Learned from following @BaltimorePolice: Baltimore: The city that walks into area hospitals with gunshot wounds.

165. http://twitpic.com/3hult - @electricfork & Max: so, the sofa is just in the background on this one, but it still counts!

166. Kicking unattended 13 year olds out of a skate park looks like a thankless job!

167. jib, cut, like > @mubix: Penetration Testing isn’t dead, it’s the 2009 version of the CISSP.

168. Slainte wins for the next @charmsec, will update the site soon

169. Simplepedia “Jackass Flats” v.8.1.51: first version to support www.intelink.gov/wiki/, http://is.gd/jiaW, in honor of http://is.gd/rpRy

170. Pharoah’s charrioteers are to Moses as contractors on the Death Star are to Lando.

171. OSX needs /dev/loop virtual block devices, wouldn’t have needed the VMware Fusion install that just crashed all over my system. Carving dd.

172. Plane text pdf/swf iframes are elite on some planet, but the weak link is: this is Earth Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Try my nuts to your fist style!

173. Enjoying a cask White Marsh Octopus Pajamas at Mahaffey’s with @vurtyou

174. Walking to get @vurtyou Italian Ice in Fells, then open schedule for the evening & no idea what to do.

175. San Francisco vacation photos: http://is.gd/qJil At the rate I silly flower photos I should break down and get a macro lens.

176. @wrayjustin Great time @DojoSec. Thanks @marcusjcarey for a great lineup. #dojosec

177. Joseph McCray is cracking me up re: pen testing, if you aren’t watching the stream, make time to watch later! #dojosec

178. You know the story… Same old, same old, it is what it is…

179. The names conficker and downadup both scream telephone game.

180. Miller Lite adds hops three times during the brew process! Just like every other beer you’ve ever bought! Ever! All of them!

181. This Thursday evening: @dojosec Talks: http://is.gd/pJV5 Directions to Capitol College: http://is.gd/pJV4 (where Infragard meets too)

182. I wish scs.exe understood CIDR. Still very handy!

183. Ordered: A 2.4Ghz unibody MacBook Pro refurb, should be here by the end of the week.

184. Walking to Slainte with the in-laws to check it out as a prospective @charmsec spot (and to get lunch)

185. XM Radio & their customers got screwed by whoever sold and implemented their CRM. The web-enabled side is dumb and predatory.

186. @mcsweeneys THE RULES: TIME-TESTED SECRETS FOR GETTING AND KEEPING A JOB IN THIS ECONOMY: http://is.gd/pkS3

187. @explodingdog …clean(ing) out my warehouse. So, for a limited time get a Signed Book for $10 http://bit.ly/xiluf

188. Sharepoint urls are doing%20it%20wrong?Source=http%3A%2F%2Ftwitter%wEcom%2Fgrantstavely%2Fstatus%2F1345311260

189. Reason #51231 that I’m a lucky guy: @vurtyou drove home, picked up the empty dfh60min keg and is meeting me at Beltway. Beer-less no more!

190. http://is.gd/p7hF working links help!

191. http://is.gd/p7fn + daemonlogger. It’s like having a time machine. In need of a code review. #lazy http://is.gd/jSIq

192. Great comment last night @charmsec from Mike “Who pays for browsers!?” I did: Opera on Linux, Omniweb on the mac.

193. OmniGraphSketcher http://is.gd/oW6D will immediately replace Excel + Photoshop http://is.gd/p3a3 in my Econ class

194. I just printed the art for @philip_daigle’s insane @charmsec sign. It has das blinkenlightzen. That’s so Daigle!

195. @city_paper A gem of a missed connection on Craigslist. This happened about 50 paces from our office… http://ow.ly/1puu

196. How I know this cold is licked: The wood stove had the room up to 80F, I was still wearing a sweatshirt, and I noticed it was ‘a bit warm’

197. A table for tomorrow’s @charmsec is reserved at Max’s http://is.gd/gRjs

198. @SemanticV The website is live after six months in private beta http://semanticv.com/. Register to try Wikipedia Explorer.

199. how are you feeling? Did you go to work today?

200. @electricfork don’t forget to call Max’s to reserve the table for @charmsec Wednesday night - 7PM

201. http://is.gd/otcA reminds me of Mike Rowe’s excellent TED talk http://is.gd/lWWL, and of strangers chastising a friend re: dog out in summer

202. OSX mounting network shares in /Volumes with afp and/or smb, appending -1 to the end of mounts with the same name: stupid or stupidest?

203. Yay - @vurtyou just picked up a Cherner style chair for $99 at Oakenshawe in Hampden – it needs some TLC, but I love it. http://is.gd/orWU

204. Stuck in the house with a cold. What a waste of time.

205. Troubleshooting an http redirect loop at the apple store when trying to access edu pricing pages. 301 -> 301 ouroboros. #lazy

206. Sis & 'Laina are in town, pushing a stroller to misc. shops in Fells Point for an afternoon shopping.

207. Weekend sysadmin: automagic GFFS rsnapshots from Amazon EC2 host

208. DJ Yoda Goes To The Movies is simply incredible. http://is.gd/obMA ( youtube teaser: http://is.gd/obOl )

209. Probably getting a 15" mbp tonight in Towson, but what to do in the area for dinner? Maybe Thai One On?

210. re: powerbook: http://is.gd/o4c0, new-ish battery too

211. Buy my 17" Powerbook: 1.67 GHz G4, 2GB memory, 120GB drive, matte screen. $500?

212. “So you watch all the websites I go to?” “Not specifically, but alarms go off every time you talk about your ex-boyfriend.” Ex-bf’s name?

213. RegRipper is excellent for rapidly getting a timeline and dump of a user hive, don’t sleep on it: http://is.gd/o0Vt

214. Doh. Keg kicked.

215. Is there a technical reason that https://secure.wikimedia.org/ is what https://wikipedia.org/ should be?

216. Outlook Zen Koan: Extra line breaks in this message were removed.

217. Oh clipboard, what can I do to win your heart back?

219. Watch thru-you: http://thru-you.com/#/videos/ What’s the video equiv of turntablism?This is Grand Mixer DXT (http://is.gd/nTpZ)

220. Haven’t recovered from how relaxing my SF vacation was to attack the inbox, but 1000+ is ridiculous. Pressing Z or R twice rest of the day.

221. Orange Crush smells funny.

222. Watching the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still: complete train wreck.

223. RT @rockyd http://twitpic.com/252rd - From Tampa FL, (150 Miles away) during launch of STS-119 at time of Booster Seperation.

224. Google Reader handles comments now: http://is.gd/ntuB (and why did I say ‘threaded’? I hate threaded. e.g. /. cesspool)

225. Twitpic kicks ass but were I able, I would http://is.gd/5P1 and http://is.gd/nq7P

226. Tufte’s Presenting Data and Information course is back in town April. GO if you haven’t already. He is an amazing lecturer. http://is.gd/xq9

227. The latest @omniweb sneakypeek has Safari 4’s webkit. It’s like Safari 4, only stable and with a better UI. http://is.gd/nieB

228. Watching paint dry is like watching grass grow. Wait, I meant e-discovery.

229. CapSec DC is 4/25 (the same night as CharmSec) @ Stetsons on U Street. http://is.gd/naWh

230. Staged crucifixions are the only kind. (they are also the only time you’ll ever write a word ending in -xions)

231. Stewart v Cramer seems awfully one sided for Stewart, but Cramer brought his sleeves-rolled-up-shit, so I guess it’s nine-tenth’s sided

232. Drinks with @vurtyou in Blue Sea, dinner TBD

233. If I had a Kindle, could I have it replace ‘leche’, ‘milk’, and ‘obsenity’ in For Whom The Bell Tolls with real obsenities? Que va Bendejo.

234. SIG{INT} handling in perl is harder than it should be. My new favorite bash documentation re: ‘exit 2’: “Seldom seen”. Helpful!

235. ⌘-C: sort of a mnemonic for ‘copy’. ⌘-V: sort of a mnemonic for ‘next to copy and not in the way of print’ ⌘-C, ⌘-V: http://is.gd/n08i

236. I will be at the Columbia LUG meeting tonight - haven’t been to a LUG meeting in 4+ years. Any @charmsec folks attending?

237. ♪ Hands ♪ ♪ Touching Hands ♪ ♪ Reaching Out ♪ ♪ Touching Me ♪ ♪ Touching Youuuu ♪

238. Researching visiting the Kennedy Space Center for a shuttle launch this year: $400 seems to be the ballpark. I have lots of questions.

239. function scp() { echo $2 | grep -e 😒 if [ “${?}” ne “0” ] ; then echo “Idiot.” else scp $1 $2 fi

240. I’m dumb for not going to SOURCE Boston. I qualify for the student rate, which is @shmoocon pricing. facepalm

241. Base ’09 mac mini ordered to replace the XBMC, and the NLSU2. Would anyone like my NLSU2? http://is.gd/mR41 It needs an OS and HD

242. Tomorrow’s Columbia Area LUG meeting looks like a network security monitoring with linux chat: http://is.gd/mOTj Awesome! I’m going!

243. http://is.gd/lXtX Always ask ‘Have you ever hacked anything?’ Always.

244. hates midterms

245. Modern (networked) GUI experiences are shining examples of transitive trust at layer 8.

246. I only read on planes. To & From SF: @mcsweeneys #30 and Raskin’s “The Humane Interface” http://is.gd/mJd3 UI and InfoSec are intertwined

247. http://twitpic.com/1y5yx - At The Stinking Rose in North Beach, San Francisco - apologies in advance to anyone that flies home with us t …

248. http://twitpic.com/1x4oi - Everything here is beautiful

249. http://twitpic.com/1wvke - At Bodega Beach, CA taking pictures of dew covered wild irises

250. http://twitpic.com/1w2yu - Touring Cline Winery in Sonoma, CA with @vurtyou and @johnconstable

251. Cabbie: OMG you’re from Baltimore? I LOVE John Waters, I would die to be in one of his movies! Do you know him?

252. Does @philip_daigle still have his moustache? That’s so Daigle!

253. I’m amazed at the fascination San Franciscans and Chinese have with miniature liscence plates and street signs with their names on them.

254. http://twitpic.com/1viau - The sipper shot tastes like brandy, the Mai Thai tastes like a day of agony

255. http://twitpic.com/1vgy9 - Mai Thais and beers at LIPI Cocktails in Chinatown, and shots of chinese liquor on the house

256. Alcatras vist done, heading to Fisherman’s Wharf for lunch. Why are there so many more European tourists here than DC?

257. To-do: clean language selection & login, apply to all projects (http://is.gd/lXbw), vi key bindings, edit page cleanup, etc…

258. My Out of Office Message is on. If only I could configure it to blast the SCADA-Sec list, so that I could feel like I was contributing

259. RT @shmoocon Most speaker presos are online - videos to follow soon. We have a badge contest winner.

260. On a flight heading to San Francisco to see @johnconstable for five days. Bbl Baltimore.

261. http://twitpic.com/1ugyq - House fire in Canton, almost out now, hope now one was hurt!

262. Watching MJR and Bejtlich debate 15 topics at once in a 20 person round table: Like a tennis match

263. Maybe I’m cynical but I a sophisticated attacker targeting specific assets is undetectable until the loss is realized. Duh.

264. Anti-debugger tech is not 5 years old DOD tech, it’s much older. IDS and IPS are critical NSM components, not even close to a distraction

265. I am at the front right table, j, c, and l are at second row second from right, both have empty seats

266. The intro talk is about vulnerability scanning Zzzz

267. Wow. I didn’t look at todays schedule, so I left at 6:15, but left late at 6:45 :p I just walked in, BK just got here, no worries

268. Innapropriate to the ask Mu Dynamics sales reps if he’ss still beating his wife? Or does he probably get that a lot?

269. A vendor at IANS just called SMTP a legacy protocol: keeper.

270. Psyched for the IANS Forum tomorrow in DC w/ @electricfork and @jeson. Not psyched about 5AM alarm to make it down from Bawlmer.

271. My Wikipedia userscript is coming along nicely http://is.gd/luKO will release tonight and sync fixes w/ Simplepedia. I need a name for it!

272. Grabbing Pho with @vurtyou in Sec-that-wierd-empty-asian-upstairs-urity Mall’s SEOUL PLAZA.

273. Earthless and Witch kicked my ass last night. My ears will probably be ringing all day. I definitely need to take ear plugs to shows now.

274. Hey @vurtyou, let’s make some pho http://is.gd/ldv7 I assume the broth freezes OK? Need to hit an asian market for some of those ingredients

275. I’m going to see Witch tomorrow night at the Ottobar with @vurtyou. Tickets are probably still available http://is.gd/l9ox .\m/

276. Why I, lover of all things pub-crawl, won’t be going on any snuggie pub-crawls http://is.gd/l9m3 (shit, look at question i. shitshithshit)

277. I love finding out I was cargo-culting something out of ignorance. I am a walking, mumbling, fumbling knowledge gap.

278. ‘Greek to me’ geek equivalent? Line noise? perl? http://is.gd/kUht

279. Heading to Max’s for @CharmSec soonish & bringing a pile of spare 2009 Sourcefire calendars to give out, and a few 2009 ShmooCon schedules

280. Bob Edwards interviewed planet hunting astronomer Allan Boss(sp?) this morning on XMPR. Interesting planet forming theories!

281. CAPS LOCK is the appendix of the keyboard. When will yours burst?

282. I would love a terminal.app that used the Safari 4 beta tabs. While dreaming, it should bind ⌘-# shortcuts to tabs, not windows!!@#^%!#

283. Did mail.google go dark because of an attack? Sorbs.net listed their outbound mail servers as ‘currently sending spam’ last night.

284. The rear USB ports on HP Monitors are a rogue HP industrial designer’s cruel joke.

285. I must have corrupted omnioutliner.app: Opened econ notes, they auto-imported as a very large tree diagram in omnigraffle, head a’sploded

286. Does SimplepediA need a new name? Could it confuse simple.wikipedia.org users?

287. My ground-level condo is being carried away on the backs tiny ants.

288. Let’s appropriate a poster for CharmSec 10. I propose http://is.gd/kpsV More Not Working than Networking

289. NB: The previous track was Miles Davis’ 23 minute Bitches Brew, so there was definitely some tension before the Vangelis came on

290. Blasting the Esper Edition of Vangelis’ Blade Runner soundtrack: @vurtyou just ran upstairs “CAN I HAVE SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS CREEPY!?”

291. I’m watching Return To Oz for the first time. Yikes, this is creepy.

292. Whoa! People still like U2? http://is.gd/ki7M

293. It’s a crime that the closest bar to the office has @Dogfishbeer 90 minute IPA on tap and is a 45 minute drive from home.

294. On writing procedures: removing all articles (a, the, some, etc) does not technical writing make.

295. Am I alone in thinking that continuous partial attention is a generation-gap issue and not a problem? http://is.gd/kfgA Am I just selfish?

296. Going dumpster diving for old lumber, wish us luck

297. Grabbing a burger at JD’s in Canton w/ @vurtyou and Kathryn and K’s friends

298. What are the legalities of pilfering some amazing O.D. aged 2 x 8 lumber, er trash, from a roll away dumpster in Canton?

299. Toying with extending simplepedia global support for major language editions; In russia, css tables joke–oh nevermind http://is.gd/k9cT

300. Please use a chain of custody form when sending a hard disk inter-office naked in manilla envelopes, so we know who to blame when it clicks

301. http://twitpic.com/1khgg - Looks like a philips head to me, off to see a man about a plug!

302. http://twitpic.com/1kh7v - I like changing flats in the rain! Yay!

303. Dreaming about brewing beer is surely a sign that I should continue not making time to do it right? I need to break in the basement.

304. Enjoying Asimov’s /It’s Been A Good Life/, but disagree w/ him that The Last Question is the best SF short story ever, it is merely the 2nd

305. “What happens when you die?” “I don’t know, google it” “It says you respawn at the last save point with no power-ups” http://is.gd/4Hd8

306. was a brand. kraftfoods/* Make today delicious …is boring type with bad ideas after and below it. http://is.gd/jXdM

307. I’ve updated my nsm/ir laziness script ‘capture’ to run through daemonlogger pcaps http://is.gd/jSIq Ew perl, right?

308. Best Practices < Design patterns. BP: “We got a IPS-firewall! Prob solved!” DP: “We are applying Least Priv. and NSM! Still expect loss!”

309. Best Practices > Design patterns. BP: “We got a IPS-firewall! Prob solved!” DP: “We are applying Least Priv. and NSM! Still expect loss!”

310. Google reader ‘share with note’ needs a threaded reply feature.

311. I am Kitty Genovese. Nobody told me my release was a big fail in the 99% of users demographic. Webkit > Gecko http://is.gd/jB4i Fixed!

312. I wonder how many software easter eggs just popped up for 1234567890? http://coolepochcountdown.com/

313. THE BANSHEE WAIL OF DATACENTERS IS DESIGNED TO KEEP GEEKS FRO-WHAT?! I CAN’T HEA-$@%PHONE BRB-“YEAH, I’M IN THE DATACENTER IT’S SO-WHAT? I-”

314. I haven’t had to mess with Simplepedia in a while so I put it on userscripts.org http://is.gd/jiaW

315. Using perl to serially process a few hundred 500MB pcaps instead of using threads because I’m too stupid and lazy to grok threads or fork()

316. Unix epoch time 1234567890 is this Friday at 6:31PM EST. If your technical team has been looking for an excuse to have a happy hour…

317. What’s w/ people in the New Testament buried in tombs w/ rolling stones for doors? Didn’t want to dig in sand? Resurrection convenience?

318. 2AM, drunk: @electricfork How’s the fall of the military industrial complex ging? Marine Lt.Col: Quite the contrary I think. Me: Really?

319. Ever get the feeling that the conversation you just had was all exposition? It’s fun to treat everything that happens like it’s in a novel.

320. Glen /forgot/ to eat lunch. Somewhere out there, there is a big bald dude named Nelg that’s been grumpy all afternoon http://is.gd/j5DG

321. Excellent talk: Brewmaster at Brooklyn Brewery explains beer. http://is.gd/j5yl I think I’m too techy to be a CAMRA/Slow foodie. Almost tho

322. I asked @will_torres if coaches used biz terms the way biz leaders use sports terms. He says no, they just use other sports’s terms.

323. Outlook Zen Koan: Opening a lot of items could take some time. Are you sure you want to open these items? Yes/No?

324. Confirming that 2 Amy’s is still second place to Pizza Paradiso with a Dales Pale Ale, wishing I had a spare stomach.

325. I just played a Theremin at the Hacker Arcade at Shmoocon: Jimmy Page emulation near complete. I need a dragon suit.

326. Dead Additc’s talk on security and the false trade-off at the sake of usability and design is excllent.

327. At The Reef in Adams Morgan

328. The UMBC bookstore had the textbook for my Java class finally. Yay! Now going directly to Shmoocon.

329. Have a brilliant Shmoocon barcode presentation idea, 24 hours to execute, and no budget to acquire the dozens of misdirections needed. Shit.

330. Yea!! I like your profile pic! You are almost not making a stupid face 8)

331. http://is.gd/inLs the riddles abound. Batman: [reading a riddle] What has yellow skin and writes? Robin: A ball-point banana! Precisely!

332. Every time I use a site with password complexity requirements I use the ‘Forgot Password’ function, log in, change it, & forget it. UX FAIL.

333. I just passed a lone tire mounted on a steel wheel rolling along in the slow lane on 83N, no 3 wheeled cars in sight. Gonna be a wierd day.

334. UMBC must have seen through the whole 90’s Aeron chair thing. These VIRCO MARTEST one-piece plastic and formica units are awesome.

335. Dear Random Things Meme, ♫, #ff0, ♂, III, ☺, , $, 21224, ., gonk, gs.com, cheers, ~, ♥A, ( | ), ≠†, 29, meh, derp, CEG, the boy, \m/.

336. My Airport Express randomly decides that some songs should be played in the spirit of 4’33". Too artsy for me.

337. No turn signals? Know riding the bus.

338. On adverbs: Any word that ends in -ly should be removed from formal procedures. @electricfork says: Like Stavely?

339. Non@Shmoocon DC to-eat&drink list for this weekend: Pho, Regent Thai, Big Hunt, sushi (suggestions?), Pizza Paradiso, Shmoo party, 2 Amy’s

340. I named @vurtyou’s chili contest entry yesterday after the sounds that cows, pigs, and beans make.

341. and Friday are now friends.

342. How do you keep an analyst in suspense? python volatility ident -f /4GBddImage.dump http://is.gd/hPiF

343. LGS Senior slipped on ice and broke his femur, surgery tomorrow, home enjoying a Keystone Light w/ ice cubes in it by Monday I hope.

344. What’s worse? http or self-signed SSL https Citrix logins? LoginType=Explicit&user=Scroob&password=12345&domain=SPACEBALLS1

345. Guardian angel bots are even more flattering than cute vanity name bots e.g. @Laura9238, with neither posting, what is their raison d’etre?

346. twitter spam bot: $0, bot follows thousands: $0 Obvious, gets blocked. Alternative: Guardian Angel Bots: one per person e.g. @satie45

347. Nice 😃 be careful

348. Had to abort Cave Rd hill climb midway up, all-wheel-slide, Garrison Forest doesn’t look plowed either. Main roads ftw.

349. Commuting to work in crap weather to sit in cubes and e-mail and IM each other is so 20th century it hurts. But we can have meetings!

350. Driving through the inner harbor because my EZPass says INVALID TAG: totally beat.

351. Also: REFERER: great codified misspelling or greatest codified misspelling?. http://is.gd/hir9

352. Considering a zeitgeist of google searches found in referers to malware fast-flux sites, worried it follows the heavy side of the 80/20 rule

353. #myfirstjob was 14. Xmas tree farm tree-shaper. In August. 100°, jeans, sweatshirts, hand clipper, wasps. Lasted 3 days, wrecked work truck.

354. Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales removes all doubt http://is.gd/hgxm speaking with NPR’s /Tell Me More/. Gross incompetence. FUD.

355. Hello my childhood friend…it’s been a loooooong time. How are you doing? I know my mom still keeps in touch with your mom. I heard about Katie’s baby and congrats on getting married! How’s life treating you??

356. A very special episode: Leaving in-laws in Mt. Airy to go see my Uncle’s band play @ Griffs in Frederick.

357. TinyTwitter is an excellent TwitterBerry alternative (nicer UI, icon, & sync settings) but it fails to count characters per tweet? Fail?

358. The left lane of 83N is coned off from Fayette to 695 because the International Brotherhood of Cone Layers needed some overtime

359. Dear QuartzWM, What power over window z-index order does exposé have that clicking on the window lacks? Glitchtastic.

360. Enjoying a Green Flash Hop Head Red at Frisco Grille in Columbia, MD. Strange that this place doesn’t do coasters.

361. re: Boyd, Ike, etc… Why We Fight http://is.gd/gYbh Boyd: http://is.gd/gY6H and OODA (which I mentioned @charmsec): http://is.gd/5825

362. Bob Edwards interviewee on XMPR on /Military Industrial Complex/ is rapping about John Boyd, very interesting

363. Ugh, I have to take the 17" PowerBook apart this weekend and clean the coke that splashed under the trackpad button. clshk clmf CLACK

364. Dude you are totally slacking on Twitter/Facebook posts… Very dissapointed.

365. Manda, Sandra, Taf, and I were about where my cursor is pointing in this pic for Obama’s Inauguration http://is.gd/gEwI (note shadows - AM)

366. I think I’d rather have bad wide angle and telephoto zoom lenses than the kit glass I’m stuck with. The bottom of a building? 3’s a crowd?

367. I need to run kegerator lines up to the bathtub.

368. 95 north stinks like tour bus exhaust.

369. Tons of volunteers in red hats are posted saying “Welcome! We are glad you are here! Have a good day!”; feels like a Vonnegut novel.

370. Twitter and AT&T both get huge presence fails @ the inauguration. Wool socks, a crappy hot dog, and no snow were all wins.

371. Just made it back to Adams Morgan; walking route was insanity with most northern mall exits blocked because of the parade

372. http://twitpic.com/158ke - The cold isn’t so bad.

373. The crowds are not bad at all, and the PA and Video systems are great. Walking to the center of the mall now

374. Having morning coffee in Adams Morgan, then we’ll be layering up for the walk down to the mall for the inauguration of Barack Obama

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378. I’m totally updating my linkedin to say I’m a corporate quarterback with skills, awards, and hobbies. And experience. Senior Lead Manager!

379. Click here for details on the totally gross stomach bug that @vurtyou caught last night. Ask me about where our bathroom trash can is!

380. Had a post-Obama half-n-half at James Joyce, cab back to the house, now for a wood stove fire and gumbo

381. http://twitpic.com/13znl - We arer about 100 yards back, center of the crowd, Obama speaking

382. http://twitpic.com/13yjz - Waiting for Obama to speak in Baltimore, listening to Morgan’s Choir

383. Walking through the police and nat’l guard maze to get to the line to get to see Obama in downtown Baltimore

384. Getting a gumbo roux started, seafood gumbo will rock after seeing Obama in Baltimore (brrrr), (soundtrack: dj mixes from pearsontowers.com)

385. What is the Sat. morning hashtag for #hangover? #tags should auto-sub authors to identical #tag tweets for 1 hour, and not go to followers

386. Pizza, you are a cruel mistress: $9 for 7oz of imported mozzarella di buffalo, plus San Marzano tomatoes, and 00 flour!? And toppings?!?

387. I’ve seen web servers push some silly file extensions, but .txt? http://is.gd/g7G0 What is the reasoning behind that?

388. Have you seen it’s 11 degrees outside!? Whooo are the Ad-wizards that came up with /this/ one!?

389. I learned camera on film so I only take 35 pictures per week to save on film, and I use only ISO400 & manual focus. Each shot counts more!

390. http://is.gd/g0cA Mayor announces legislation addressing the city’s blunt shortage; democrats hope to increase blunts per capita five-fold

391. Hey I think I might take you up on the offer to hopefully fix the HD. I’m waiting on a write up from my hubby on what actually happened to it. Don’t sweat shipping, the post office on base is just like mailing something from inside the states so shouldn’t be bad at all. How much do you charge?? 😃

392. I have seen the fnords. Look for two (or more) spaces after periods in electronic documents and read between them. See!? /they/ are everywh-

393. My old row home’s lack of insulation starts to be annoying when its 20°F outside. http://is.gd/fQlv Brick is nearly worthless.

394. Help! Trapped at Safeway by @vurtyou’s selection paralysis! Send nat’l guard! Surely they’ll know the /right/ snacks, or have a sniper.

395. I’m not sure who on @will_torres’s whiteboard threat list scares me more: Brainy Smurf, Alex Trebek, or writequit (me, 2002)

396. dj cheeba’s mix for solidsteel #82 is bangin! http://is.gd/fInj (Playlist: http://is.gd/fInO | Direct to the mp3: http://is.gd/fIoS)

397. Dear self: “nothing” was not the correct “what’s the worse that can happen?” answer. You owe me a 9V DC brick. Stop terminating hot wires!

398. http://twitpic.com/120rh - Hung the 4" spiral duct I’m using as conduit & snaked wires though it, with trick IR blaster mounted in the d …

399. Roadhouse on A&E, edited for TV: Constant T+A and fist-fights, but bleeps a character saying ‘Jesus Christ’? This country is nuts.

400. Use the car horn to say “I’m here!!” to future passengers “I’M HERE!!” still in their “I’M!” home? “HERE”? Die in a "IMHEREIMHEREIM-"fire.

401. Google -> twitter -> facebook status. Mystery solved. http://is.gd/eUhb Try robots.txt? http://is.gd/eUjK (orig: http://is.gd/eUmo)

402. I’m contributing my free CPU cycles to the Sharepoint Document Library Explorer View - hopefully it’ll find the cure for… something…

403. I get three scoops of raisin’s in my raisin brain.

404. Like, whoa: @philip_daigle: “I’m in the packets”

405. http://is.gd/eOh2 troll.clayton.state.gov. Old, found after following up web access logs re: @charmsec

406. RT @charmsec Charmsec 9 is set for the 21st. We’re doing it at Max’s this time. 7PM. DM for more info. http://electricfork.com/charmsec

407. Tech facilitation of time-shifting human interaction is and will continue to change how we live and work. Time is a luxury. Be selfish.

408. http://is.gd/eN9Q THERE IS PROBABLY NO GOD, NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE. How would this go over in the U.S.?

409. 101 wpm (http://is.gd/eJeW): Much faster on the powerbook http://is.gd/7Yae

410. On my white mac keyboard: http://is.gd/eIT5 Any challengers? I’m pretty sure I’d be faster on my powerbook or an IBM 104e springboard

411. I must not have read a new mmpb in a while, this thing just feels wrong in my hand, and I thought I was losing my mind http://is.gd/eEnL

412. I’ll be at the Caps game Friday & staying late for @will_torres’s; his beer-league team has the ice @VerizonCenter for a second game

413. Making a list of things to pack for inauguration day walk from Adams Morgan to the Mall the morning of + day hangout. Any do’s or don’ts?

414. UMBC is rubbing my night-school return in by sending me “you should apply for graduation” e-mail every few weeks for the next 2.5 years

415. Watching @vurtyou install some of my open source on her windows laptop (no innuendo), DS_Store folders are very tacky

416. Another step closer to becoming my dad: I’ve got the wood stove chasing us out of the living room (HVAC thermostat reads 80 degrees)

417. Don Eduardo is so busy making amazing Añejo that they still have a crappy print-design website and no wikipedia entry http://is.gd/ewPI

418. Ordering a convex mirror http://is.gd/euNx for my basement bathroom http://is.gd/euNV

419. Grades are in from my prof that uses Blackboard - aced my final paper (100) and the class (94), now just waiting on the other prof