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  1. RE: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/107797954684040653

    gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)getting a lot of “infosec discourse” vibes from the shadows on the cave wall this morning as the sun rises so I’m wagging my finger in the direction of the entrance to the cave ⃔ ☝🏼⃕Mastodon

    Trying to find a gd post I know I made and it isn’t this one or the nonsense I boosted moments ago and I’m giving up on finding what I wanted but anyway, imho, this finger wag should be a standard ligature or whatever.

  2. My mom has never acknowledged the times I used to sneak out of the house to do crimes. I’m pretty sure she knew or at least knows now (thanks, Sis) but she sure doesn’t post about it. Respect.

  3. It was fun how everyone rallied around Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains" yesterday. Someone cool in chat suggested Henry Kuttner and C. L. Moore’s “Vintage Season” ( https://www.fadedpage.com/showbook.php?pid=20220847) as another great story-about-a-house and I enjoyed it last night.

    Vintage SeasonEverybody seemed to want the old house during May—and seemed willing to pay fantastic prices for the privilege. Strange tourists they were, too. The Café Society of another time. The 1992 American film Timescape, also titled Grand Tour: Disaster in Time, was loosely based on Vintage Season, though with a happy ending substituted for the somber conclusion of Catherine L. Moore's original.--Wikipedia.fadedpage.com

    TWCSR reminded me of PKD’s Autofac ( https://www.philipdick.com/mirror/websites/pkdweb/short_stories/Autofac.htm), which made for a pretty good if only kinda sorta related (as per) episode of Electric Dreams ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6902176/), which I really wish had expanded into a modern day Amazing Stories. Neither, unfortunately, are quite old enough to be able to share directly.

    AUTOFACphilipdick.com
  4. A few gardening wins to celebrate:

    This fiddle leaf we inherited from friends leaving california came to us with a three braided trunks and a healthy tight dome of branches and leaves. It grew and grew and grew and then one day a few years later with consistent care, seemed to have exhausted the soil and dropped nearly every leaf.

    Heartbreaking.

    I pruned a lot of the branches back to the trunk, including one of the three all the way down to nothing but a dead stump. Or so I thought.

    Camera phone shot of a potted fiddle leave ficus tree about 4 feet tall with three trunks braided a few feet up. One of the trunks ends in a trimmed of stump, the other two are also trimmed off stumps but have branches extending a foot or two that terminate in normal fiddle leaf clusters. When healthy, this tree had a dozen such branches with deep leaf coverage, but as with these finicky trees, at least in my care, that didn’t last. Near the bottom, just above the soil line, two new branches are emerging from the stump! Eureka!

    camera phone top down view of the stump branch and trade. The new growth is in the bottom of the frame and out of focus.

    camera shot close up of two new branches, each with leaf clusters. the leaves are about a quarter of their eventual full size, say thumb sized, but already in rings of three or five and growing strong right out of the trunk.

    We also had a monstera that was just out of control so we split it off to a new pot and left nothing but a stump of the repotted original.

    It returned strongly and that was how we learned that new growth leaves don’t have the characteristic finger-length fringe that mature growth has. Neat!

    top down view of a potted monstera plant with five large leaves. the older ones are fingered while the newer ones are much less so.
    close up of new growth growing next to the mature 2” diameter stump which also has new growth emerging from it. A single tiny palm sized leaf faces the camera and has almost no fringe.
    A worker at the garden center we go to took one look at picuters of our struggle before this and explained that house plants are generally ground growth in forests and prefer shade.

    Well I’d been blasting ours with direct sunlight, which explains the scorched leaves I worried about but had no idea how to fix. We have shears in the windows, so now we use them.

    I also think that plants know seasons by day length and temperature so I stopped closing the curtains at night and open the ones I do close as early as possible so that they get the maximum duration of daylight, first through shears and then in “direct” shadow. Seems to help?

    I think I need to tackle soil chemicals and fertilizer next and don’t really know where to start.

    Feeling emboldened with a pair of gardening shears, I took about 2/3rds of the height off of our stalky, spindly rubber plant and put the strongest bit in some water for two months, which I changed whenever I watered the rest of the plants.

    As foretold by people who know, the bit in the water started to root so I planted it. Meanwhile the now-shorter planted plant began to bush out like I wanted it to. Huzzah!

    photograph of a 2 foot tall potted rubber plant with a bunch of new growth ending in red tips which will unfurl to leaves and branches Next to this older bush is the top of it which I trimmed and rooted in water before recently replanting.
    None of these are, I think, difficult to care for plants in California, and this thread is very much "area man follows basic advice after 20 years of repeatedly disregarded exposure.” Alas and nevertheless.

  5. We saw Y La Bamba ( https://ylabambamusic.com/music ) at SF MOMA (part of this year’s Noise Pop Festival) with no expectations beyond it being a rooftop party because I live under a rock and am deep into “I don’t recognize any artist on that festival line-up” years old.

    Music — Y La BambaWe're happy to announce that Y La Bamba's new album "Mujeres" is out now! Stream it, spin it or download it from your outlet of choice: https://tndr.lv/mujeresY La Bamba

    Completely my jam. I don’t know where to start ( https://ylabamba.bandcamp.com/) but haven’t bounced off of any of it at all.

    Merch from Y La BambaMerch from Y La BambaY La Bamba

    Aside, the Matisse “Femme Au Chapeau” https://www.sfmoma.org/exhibition/matisse-femme-au-chapeau/ exhibit at SF MOMA is also nice.

    Matisse's Femme au chapeau: A Modern ScandalDiscover how one of Matisse's most iconic works ignited a color revolution in 1905—and how its impact still shapes art today.SFMOMA