facebook posts from 2013

1. If you’d like to catch up on spycraft of five years ago and the NSA’s general strategy this is an excellent talk.

2. happy near-your-birthday. 😃

3. Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday!

5. Happy late bday!

6. Happy Birthday! Miss you guys!

7. Happy birthday!!

8. Happy Birthday Grant!!

9. You’re older. I’m olderer. Happy Birthday!

10. Bernal heights is a twilight zone set. Think Noe but older and younger at the same time.

11. 

    Happy Holidays

    

12. It’s so cold in my apartment I lit a fire. The Santa hat only goes so far.

    

    Sure there is, I left it on bake at 350F.

13. Disable your Gawker filters (you should have years ago anyway), this is a quality essay. Stay for the tone shift, I promise.

14. 

15. Clearly it’ll fit down to his shoulders, if only he’d sit still.

16. Cats.

    

17. The Security Academy for Leadership in Thought won’t accept my damned transfer credits or my expired cert or my secret talk or my weird blog

18. I clip sites a few times a day from Safari and the new clipper does that plus skitch markup plus clearly plus a great UI. It rocks.

19. Corollary: sometimes, read “never do this” as “I designed a way to detect this*.”

    • and it’s clever**
      ** but it’s never detected anything

20. http://t.co/nPaFmEJDF3 is Dulles’s Strunk & White. When Dulles says “never do this”, read: “someone got caught doing this.”

21. URGENT: Once you see the arrow in the “GridEx II” logo you can’t unsee it #GridEx #ii #itsinthehashtagtoo

22. Sorry bugs. I misheard the lyric. http://t.co/qzKrhoqK7l http://t.co/XaszrgfI64

23. Great show, Jimmy Rip played a great foil to Verlaine, see them if you get a chance!

24. “Mission Dolores: Good title for a book.” — welp,

25. Grant: 1, Brachs Candy Corn: 0, and it’s only October 16th.

26. In the U.S. House of Representatives, it’s not always September, it’s always January.

    http://t.co/bmVfM6NwAt

27. Just read Paul Bowles ‘A Distant Episode’ and, uh, welp, not sure I like it at all. Any chance anyone can help?

    https://t.co/2Det9xFslS

28. Position: Senior Property Owner
    Property: A home constructed from leading building materials
    Location: Santa Clara, CA
    Mortgage: 30 yr fixed

29. If real estate worked like tech recruiting, we’d all be getting offers to buy property in distant northern CA towns with strict credit reqs.

30. OH “Looptid.”

31. Horn on the dance floor.

32. Prost!

    

    

33. Burning CDs like it’s 1999.

34. Anyone in San Francisco want to join me at Schroeder’s this Friday for Oktoberfest? If I don’t make it the 4th, it’d have to be the 25th cause I’m out of town the 11th.

35. Baltic Porter!

36. weev-to-butt.crx

37. I just thought about clicking my cow.

38. well the new Pynchon book is excellent so far…

39. OpZombocom

40. Happy birthday to Ben Miller and John F Baker III.

41. “The engineers say they like the logo.”
    “No. I’m a designer. I know what people like. It’s a bad logo.”
    “But they like it.”
    “No, they don’—

42. Secret Weird Double CharmSec.

43. It’s like the wave speech from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, except about gingham shirts.

44. You aren’t a real leader until you’ve gone on a vision statement quest and returned with a new longer formal confusing name for the team.

45. The NSA
    at first mention, thereafter use colloquial title: e.g. The NSA, subsequently The Secret Police.

    —missing on http://t.co/dBUj2tF7d1

46. Prepare to revise your password reset workflows. Pros > cons imo.

    “The Require-Recipient-Valid-Since Header Field”

    http://t.co/oxnLwlczdP

47. subtweet: that thing about a language not having a word for a thing, or having lots of words for a thing, is a snowclone.

48. Breaking in the new brew house with a Chinook IPA!

    

    Certainly 😃

49. the only option for truly secure communication is to fall back to subtweeting on weird twitter

50. “But that’s irrelephant.”

51. Heading to Pizzeria Paradiso… Gotta love SANS Training!!

52. Big beer, giant bottle, tiny mug.

    

53. Yum! Got an ESB and tried a pale, a wheat, and something they call a Gay-Hernandez.

54. “<— Previous” and “Next —>” links in the footers of blogs that top post, i.e., put newest posts on top, e.g., every blog ever: what?

55. “A&A Roofing.”
    “Rolling what?”
    “Trolling? Nah, ROOFING. You gotta roof?”
    “What?”
    “Tarps? Yeah, we got tarps.”

    https://t.co/WKH9anrR0G

56. Just backseat drove @grahamvsworld’s robot around SIGRAPH for 10 min.

    “Slow down! D’you even know where you’re going!? You’re unescorted!”

57. http://seinfelt.tumblr.com/post/55910965596/the-scrivener holy moly, Seinfelt does Melville. This writer is a pro click/follow/tv writer etc.

58. And now there’s a “Justice Lost” rally in The Mission heading northbound on Mission, choppers overhead.

59. Sampling: Safety Meeting session IPA, El Toronado all-dorado hop IPA, Back Dat ALS Up IPA (proceeds to ALS research), and a Carlsbad Raceway IPA.

60. Well these are all excellent and surreal and I can’t stop reading them.

61. Do your good deed for the day and please help support Jessica and I on our medical trip to Honduras!!! 😃

62. A very patriotic Summer Pops out on the pier conducted by the composer of the theme to The Right Stuff (http://www.sandiegosymphony.org/calendar/view.aspx?id=3632)

63. The Great No-Session Antipattern of 2008-

    󾌬 SIGN UP NOW! 󾌧
    Email: _______
    Username: _______
    Password: _______

    (login)

64. Nip your cattes people, nip your cattes.

65. Gotta love a dive that keeps tomorrow’s kegs in the men’s room.

    

66. Kid Koala, Dan the Automator, Deltron 3030.

67. 

68. Robert Plant presents the Sensational Space Shifters

69. Free beer name for a SMaSH beer dedicated to anyone that has ever taken anything apart and put it back together again: “No Extra Parts.”

70. DFIR meet-up obligatory check-in

71. I’m brewing a barley wine today. The plan is to actually (ugh) bottle it this time so’s I can age it properly.

    https://t.co/QNVh5zgfkn

72. FUJITSU MHZ2320BH G1

    “Macintosh HD”

    20092013

    R.I.P

    󾁁 Our Cherished Drive 󾁁

73. GONE LURKING

74. Where are you?

75. THE FINAL CLICKING

76. s/cargo/gartner/g

77. Lawn tickets: procured.

    Robert Plant presents Sensational Space Shifters, Robert Plant, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals
    Greek Theatre-U.C. Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
    Sat, Jun 29, 2013 07:30 PM

    \m/

78. “Cyber Clerks”

    http://t.co/2kSpqAv1r7

79. The best kinda commute.

    

    (just posted the same via flickr app for iOS and facebook seems to have clawed it back. jerks.)

    

80. Also dudes and dudettes: kairos is a helluva a drug.

    Helluva a drug.

    Helluva.

81. Welp, my cat, The Boy, and I, just found that he likes to eat raw peas out of the pod.

    Gonna be green puke everywhere in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2

82. The great schism is reconciled: Amanda Walker Stavely now has a stevePhone (pbuh). The “a linux” phone will become my burner.

83. 2046 CE

    ECU AEROTRIM, HUMAN OCCUPANT

    INT. REALTOR’s VIRTUAL OFFICE
    An estate agent sub-vocally navigates a gallery of 320x200vpx images.

84. “The Uncanny Valley of Buttons”

85. “Neo-Anti-Skeumorphicism”

86. Excuse me.

    Yes, I would like to register my indignation with minimalist, flat UI design in the national registry.

    Yes, I’ll wait.

87. Almost creamed by a moped making a right across the bike lane, bucked the back wheel up a foor or so but landed and righted it, look over to say “that was close!” to a cyclist next to me, and the dude is wearing headphones.

88. Click click click click click click.

89. derp

90. /Nice!/

91. Ninkasi’s “Allies Win The War” Strong Ale: wewt!

92. On 18th Street because the line is around the block for the San Francisco Film Festival.

93. Grandma just got stuck in a freaked out ball of stupid because her front claw was stuck in her own tail and she was unable to rescue herself. I don’t even.

94. Ordered a 9.2 Gal. Brew Kettle with Sight Glass, Tangential Inlet & Thermowell. \m/

    What should I make to christen it?

95. Jeans of Theseus™

96. Bahn Mi social visit.

    

    Sorry I ate what they gave me. It was real good.

97. Lou Stavely finally bought a blue pickup truck. Please sign my petition below to have him install wood bed sides like Pop used to have.

98. Whenever I join a new mailing list I like to do my best impression of the Maxell “Blown Away Guy” while I top post on it as hard as I can.

99. The mobile phone ringing in Rock the Casbah, 01:52-02:15, is proof that time travel was invented in the ‘90s and used by a Clash fan.

100. “Sad Trombone” http://t.co/efZnkPZdnd

101. Before I git pull what @jayjacobs pushed to https://t.co/JmBQKNqm1X last night:

     http://t.co/Ste2q1UZ3l

     #DBIRpuzzle ♙

102. Seattle has buses in their damned train tunnels and if you get on the wrong one you end up exploring distant suburbs. Irlol.

103. Just rode a full elevator down from Nine with a schizophrenic who needed to light up all the buttons as part of her disorder and was asking everyone if they were cool with it the entire time.

     We stopped at every floor and she was right, someone got on or off at every floor.

     The entire elevator burst out laughing when she got off at five, then she dived back in as the doors were shutting, then she shot back out before they closed again.

104. And the obligatory Cliff Clavin at the corner stool.

     Facts I’ve learned:

     Recycling uses more energy than it saves.

     Every time a drug is outlawed, a stringer drug gets popular.

     The ““Mexicans”” smoke marijuana

     Etc

105. Posted without comment.

106. As one does.

     This one is so AUTHENTIC.

107. 

     

108. I might have to uninstall Dark Sky this weekend.

109. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh double Makers ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh "“FREE TICKETS”

110. Michael Walton you might like this mix. The first half is very chill, then it picks up.

111. “Hutton!” —Jerry Seinfeld, fist clenched, teeth bared.

     OK. Me instead of Jerry, but the same everything else.

112. C:> TYPE ENGINEER.BAS
     10 CLS
     20 PRINT “Well, actually.”
     30 PRINT “I’m just saying.”
     40 PRINT “Yeah, but.”
     50 PRINT “Oh. I see.”
     60 GOTO 10

113. Finally trying Lung Shan after years living around the corner. No line for Sunday lunch.

114. Kathryn Moczulski This is unacceptable:

115. IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO
     ALONE! TAKE THIS.

              snark
     

116. Sazerac!

117. SCENE III
     Lunch

     A:
     ”You hear so-and-so quit?”

     B:
     “I didn’t. But they LinkedIn connected with me, so.”

     A:
     “Ah, me too, duh.”

     B:
     “Yeah.”

118. http://t.co/zP7DV7sKjp irlol

119. My bartender just bought my beer because I knew to ask if he was asking about an African or European swallow.

     Easy street.

120. 

     What’s the Phrase Photos

121. Yum, Sierra Nevada “Blindfold” Black IPA: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/sierra-nevada-blindfold/183919/

122. DNE

123. ““sigh bear.””

     http://t.co/P1TG3tIZlR

     RT @electricfork: fwiw, The t in cybert is silent.

124. Import Stout: eh.

     They still have the SF Beer Week “Green Death” (shiver) on tap here too.

125. .@grahamvsworld Sorry folks, the DBIR is canceled this year. They’re just gonna do an AMA on Reddit instead.

126. Corona Heights Stairway Walk, plus about a mile and a half to get there before I turned this thing on.

127. The summit view from Corona Heights.

128. Man, I am not being a beer snob here and would be very proud if this was my town’s local lawnmower beer but what the heck is the market Coors is trying for here? Craigslist missed-connection: “I was brewing a Coors golden bullet and added an extra ounce of hallertau by mistake, you were too arrogant to drink perfectly acceptable Coors but weren’t sure why.”

129. At my first San Francisco Home Brewer’s Guild meeting, neato.

130. As we Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
     I had a problem yesterday, so I called my neighbor, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

     He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

     As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
     He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T error.’

     I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
     ‘An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.’

     He grinned … 'Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
     ‘No,’ I replied.
     ‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’
     So I wrote down:

     ID10T

     I used to like him, the little smart a_ss

131. PS homebrew’s ‘brew beer’ (http://t.co/uV7QvamcQh) is… dated.

     Homebrewers: what’s a better extract, partial, and all-grain doc to suggest?

132. 15 minutes, 12 ounces of hopburst. http://t.co/RpMuTKMwoE

133. TWC (a subsidiary of NYSE:TWX) CEO plans to liquidate shareholder equity on risky infrastructure investment to please 837,000 WIRED readers.

134. TIL on Ubuntu “Maverick Meerkat”, and lmbo at that name and Ubuntu in general, that if you type ‘visudo’ you get ‘nano’. Because _________.

135. Don’t sleep on your back if you’re gonna read this shit, that’s how John Bonham AND Keith Moon died.

136. Ladies,

137. An old DJ Spinbad White Ford Bronco’ish mix for Friday night:

138. Man, speak of the devil.

139. KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNFLU!!!

140. Don’t pretend a high art / low art critique is arguing matters of style: it’s all high art. First be generous, then be critical.

141. Derrrrrrp

142. 37,000 ft / 600mph click over Ohio.

143. Barcode for sale, never scanned.

144. Congratulations on your promo!

145. Triple rock triple IPA best of the South Bay side so far: dank!

146. Awesome.

147. Welp, Anchor Zymaster is a damned good stout. Skinaffect ruled.

148. Girl With A Pearl Earing

149. RAID is probably more effective somehow but diluted phosphoric acid is mostly odorless and chemically burns ants in seconds so I won’t be buying it.

150. BREAKING

     Funk band records tune that isn’t about being in a funk band, playing funk, or getting funky. All 17 members dead in the studio.

151. PSA: In WY, a herd of rigs is an outfit.

152. Ok I’ve now overheard two waspy as heck wealthy looking folks pepper bad Spanish conversationally (baño and ““un momento””) is this going to be a thing now? (I know I’m being a hater card on this one, soz.)

153. The espresso shake rules.

154. Two Chef’s Hands tasting orders. Yum so far. Btw Rogue is their house brewer, enjoying a Morimoto Black Saba now (made by Rogue)

155. PRODUCTS SOLUTIONS SERVICES COMPANY login

     about | contact | privacy | careers | site map | © 2013

156. 

     Don’t you dare.

     

     

     

157. Making The Bruery’s Tart of Darkness: two-row, oats, crystal 60, malt chocolate, black roasted barley, and bourbon barrel chunks.

     It should be ready by August.

158. Other Carr insights: music was creative in the mid-60s and late-70s, something about Google, something about Google, and something about Go—

159. ”Oh this computer thing might develop a fraud problem.”

     Really?

     Can’t y’all dislike Facebook and without all the rationalizing?

160. In the year 2000, we’ll have the technology to door-ajar-light dishwashers just like ovens and fridges and cars and garages.

161. I NEED YOU TO STAY LATE TONIGHT. WE REALLY HAVE A LOT OF SNOW TO CATCH.

162. omg

163. Fire alarm at the click factory, damnedest thing.

164. Please take my cats. I do not want them.

165. So, @vurtyou found my stir plate magnet.

     It was where I’d already looked. Twice.

     It wasn’t stuck to anything metal, just sitting there.

166. “Surly Bitter Brewer” clone spent grains.

167. Damn.

168. \m/.

169. MooooooooooooOOOOooooo!

170. Young guy at the table next to us is talking in complex financial terms about how to make money in real estate as if it was a rational market and how to stretch plan a 4500/month mortgage: justifiable homicide?

171. Place kinda owns.

172. PSA: Marry a chemical engineer if you can.

173. “Uh, I got this stuff on my hands and now they feel slimy and soap doesn’t work.”

     “Oh, it’s eating the fats in your skin. Use baking soda.”

174. Copyediting by committee is a war of attrition masquerading as negotiations for consensus.

175. YOLO!

176. On 50 East outside Sacramento there’s a sign for Ocean City, MD. Only 3,037 miles!

177. 

     

178. Hiked about 2 miles up our local Sugarloaf Mountain today. Starting 30 minutes before sunset kept us from making it to the very top but the valley was heck of pretty most of the hike, and we have a reason to go back 😃

179. Holy shit.

     "GOOD GRIEF! I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS! GET REAL!!!”

     https://t.co/i2G9ATyJ

180. Even when I do notice (rarely) that @stevenf’s http://t.co/Y0BETZRK hid comments that I wanna see, I’m reminded how cool it is.