Pizza Slow, Grandma just got stuck in a freaked out ball of stupid becau

Grandma just got stuck in a freaked out ball of stupid because her front claw was stuck in her own tail and she was unable to rescue herself. I don’t even.

Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon May 05, 2013 - 8:54 AM and archived here at /facebook/2013/05/05/08-54-00-grandma-just-got-stuck-in-a-freaked-out-ball-of-st/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/05/05/08-54-00-grandma-just-got-stuck-in-a-freaked-out-ball-of-st/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

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