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Facebook posts from 2008

  1. Http://twitpic.com/ykpx - Das boot!

    Das boot!Das boot!twitpic.com
  2. Http://twitpic.com/ykku - MAM’s (Max’s) first New Year!

    MAM's (Max's) first New Year!MAM's (Max's) first New Year!twitpic.com
  3. Http://twitpic.com/ykk1 - Happy New Year! Enjoying das boot with 2009 😃

    Happy New Year! Enjoying das boot with 2009 :)Happy New Year! Enjoying das boot with 2009 :)twitpic.com
  4. Hacking on wikipedia greasemonkey userscript, continually vexed by standards abuse and inline style

  5. Spent the cash I got for my birthday on a McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern sub. & merch; nice to cross that off the list http://is.gd/ecId

  6. RT @alexsotirov Using MD5 collisions to creating a rogue Certificate Authority trusted by all common browsers: http://www.phreedom.org/research/rogue-ca/

    Creating a rogue CA certificatephreedom.org
  7. That’s ‘wrote’ as in copy and pasted php from two google hits. PHP is gross. Gotta go wash my hands.

  8. Just wrote a plug-in to replace Textpattern’s txp:posted format=“since” to a better human readable format w/ ‘y, m, w, d ago’

  9. Happy birthday good sir!

  10. Enjoying a 750ML Victory V12 from Christmas '07 for my birthday

  11. Happy birthday!

  12. Happy birthday dude!

  13. Happy Birthday! Another fellow Capri 😃 Have fun!

  14. Thanks to everyone for the happy-birthdays!

  15. Happy birthday Brother-in-law!!!

  16. Happy Birthday!

  17. Happy Birthday

  18. Happy B’day from all the Barnett’s! Let’s roll some sushi and celebrate 😃!!

  19. Happy Birthday…maybe the boy will be nice today 😃

  20. 29N outside Charlottesville, VA is named after Jerry Falwell? Wtf is wrong with this state?!?

  21. Happy Birthday to one of the best cat daddies ever!

    TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (DECEMBER 28). You are in control this year and your universe follows the order you set for it. January brings a powerful new vision of the future. Cupid seems to be on your side in February with the people who not only love you back, but help you in various areas of your life. There’s a windfall in May. Scorpio and Leo adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 40, 26, 51, 33 and 19.

  22. Happy Birthdizzle, dawg

  23. Happy Birthday dude. Leaving a message on Facebook is literally the least I could do. Almost no effort at all FTW!

  24. Happy bday!

  25. Huppy birfday

  26. Happy Birthday!

  27. Happy birthday, Lewis!!!

  28. Http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0907657/
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445922/

    Here’s the two movies I was telling you about…

  29. The binary iTunes music library is terrible.

  30. Arrived in Marshville, NC ‘The home of Randy Travis and county living’

  31. The US Army’s West Point and Paramount’s King’s Dominion are at the same exit off 95.

  32. Is that for illiterate hitchhikers or did the commonwealth really ban thumbs up guestures? Will experiment with passing police cars…

  33. 35M North of Richmond on 95S, the Cracker Barrel exit no hitchhiking sign is a thumbs-up with a red crossed circle overlay…

  34. Bah! Humbug!

  35. Wikipedia has more inline style than Kip Dynamite http://is.gd/diFQ

  36. Enjoying Bill Maher’s Religulous - the American founding father’s bit is the best. The Jeff Beck Group’s Superstitious was also nice.

  37. Watching Nova w/ @vurtyou is like watching football in a sports bar. She’s calling out theories, cheering, and trash talking the scientists

  38. Https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_Baines_Johnson a classless div style=“background:lavender;”? Who does that? And later, a <th bgcolor=“#dcdcdc”…? Oh, and Vietnam?

    Lyndon B. Johnson - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
  39. Simplepedia, a greasemonkey userscript I made to improve the style of wikipedia: http://is.gd/d0aQ

  40. seriously though,” is inevitably preceded by unfunny and followed with pandering. Don’t do it.

  41. Wikipedia has more inline style than a San Francisco rollerblade marathon

  42. Wikipedia has more inline style a San Francisco rollerblade marathon

  43. Beer and wings @ Mothers; I pitty Sunday morning servers, all their patrons are braindead zombies. Oh well, Celebration Ale pitchers!

  44. Good Morning, How Are You? Shut Up! Don’t Give Me The Small Talk, Give Me The Big Talk. A Million, Million and Six, Oh I love that Big Talk,

  45. Grant is going for a smoke because he is lame

  46. For every object in your house (songs, books, art, etc) derivative of The Sirens ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren ), take a sip. Those girls get around.

    Siren - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
  47. Eximstats -flag1=directory -flag2 directory -flag3=directory directory2 … syntax is a bug imo. “Hi I’m obviously written in perl!”

  48. Https://typographyforlawyers.com/?p=12 preach it from the mountain brother! Preach! Amen! Hallelujah!

    Typography for LawyersTypography for Lawyerstypographyforlawyers.com
  49. Update: authsmtp.com and Google Apps for Businesses in the Cloud Premier Edition (what a terrible name!) seem like best options.

  50. Help! I need a relay server to get e-mail out of Amazon’s EC2, I’m OK with paying a service provider, but only want reliable TLS-SMTP

  51. ”¨¨°º©o.,.o©º°¨¨°º©©º°¨¨°º©o.,.o©º°¨¨“” How has ASCII art not made it to twitter? “”¨¨°º©o.,.o©º°¨¨°º©©º°¨¨°º©o.,.o©º°¨¨“”

  52. Listening to B.B. King for the first time: no wonder so many people find blues guitar boring, this is crap. Zzz-linebend Zzz-linewords

  53. I’d like to take art direction credit for @philip_daigle’s @fbcj avatar (and I think it’s better than @fbcj’s)

  54. Writing my last paper for the semester. I need to get over my infatuation with sentence structures relying on foo, bar, and baz.

  55. Seppuku sounds so much more romantic than it really is

  56. READY 10 PRINT “NO MERGER AFTER ALL” 20 GOTO 10 RUN

  57. Is it too late or too soon for “In what respect Charlie?” jokes?

  58. I’m out-of-band since around '99 or so when the drummer moved out west and the bass player and I stopped hanging out, does that count?

  59. Watching Cats 101 on Animal Planet and sure enough, The Boy is watching TV for the first time ever

  60. JIT salsa: peeled tomato, chopped onions, spring onions, garlic, and serrano peppers, basil, sea salt, pepper; I’m breaking a sweat ♥

  61. Long & rambling college nightmare last night; maybe I should write that paper tonight and be done with this semester

  62. Seven legs, a tail, a low roar, and a soft sigh: http://is.gd/bDdj , http://is.gd/bDbu (& bonus mustache evidence: http://is.gd/bDds)

  63. Is running late, as usually

  64. GENERATIO SPONTANEA: The theory that the goddess Gea created punk rock after hearing Queen’s 1973 BBC performance of ‘Son and Daughter’

  65. Doing entry level stuff using prototype.js, with values from lame vanilla javascript, all to make up for an even lamer (but handy) API

  66. Bitter. that is all.

  67. The Day The Earth Stood Still (orig) act III chase in NW DC: The army chases the cab North on 14th @ Harvard, then West on 15th? Impossible!

  68. I miss my last apartment in DC. http://is.gd/bfwl But only a little bit. http://is.gd/bfwK But I don’t miss DC much. http://is.gd/bfys

  69. Muddy Waters ‘At Newport 1960’ needs a remix. Someone’s mic picked up enough wind to make my subwoofer go all Lord of the Rings. Mojo!

  70. I’m the B-I-Z and it goes like this Eating a bowl of cereal’s on top of my list http://is.gd/bbka Forget eating lunch; I like to munch

  71. Breakfast Cereal (Feat. Biz Markie) chorus

  72. The old “Hey look! Our final paychecks are here!” joke never gets old.

  73. Up at 0430 without an reason to be, lovely.

  74. All traffic lights near the intersection of Falls Rd and Joppa are out, officers are directing traffic

  75. Hanging out by the water cooler, sipping coffee

  76. Dug out my old BOSS ME-8, volt meter, and a soldering iron, took it apart, then tested the DC box, then plugged it in. It worked. Dumb.

  77. Robert Plant’s Hey Joe (from his Dreamland release) is better than The Experience’s. Porl Thompson > early Jimi

  78. In order of booby-trap depth: Laptop F6 numlocks, bottom left corner laptop fns, caps lock, three-finger-chords, d+k home row nubs

  79. Off to a final exam with my number 2 pencil - just something to chew on mind you - the test will be on stone tablets and I have a chisel too

  80. Are they like that in your house too? Like ‘yap! yap!?’ Really? It’s so loud you can’t engage in rational thought? Who’s Timmy? What well?

  81. Merry Christmas!

  82. The bouncer at the hosre just called me the biggrst asshole of the bunch: He loses. Ass.

  83. Http://twitpic.com/qsnn - A derp

    A derpA derptwitpic.com
  84. The crawl is already falling apart. I missed the Cross Street entrence. Ordering sushi now, wtf

  85. Heading to Cross Street Mareket for sushi

  86. Http://twitpic.com/qplv - Santa riding reindeer and ESPN

    Santa riding reindeer and ESPNSanta riding reindeer and ESPNtwitpic.com
  87. Http://twitpic.com/qow9 - Burkes loves Santa. Off to ESPNZone…

    Burkes loves Santa. Off to ESPNZone...Burkes loves Santa. Off to ESPNZone...twitpic.com
  88. Starting crawl-day slightly banged up, as usually. Hydrating, laying a good caloric base, and visualizing Cross Street Market sushi.

  89. Beltway was out of SNPA again, got a Dogfish Head Shelter Pale Cornelius instead. Cheers, happy Repeal Day!

  90. Please Note: Nobody sings the harmony part on The Buzzcocks excellent “Harmony in my Head”. GET IT?!? SEE WHAT I MEAN!?!

  91. Do you like my new @fbcj avatar?

  92. Santacrawl Eve-Eve. The night when Santa’s 'round Baltimore dig out their costumes to figure out if the beard, hat or gloves survived '07

  93. Proof that my IS class prof. is in IT: He’s showing a Strongbad video on the projector right now. At least it’s relevant.

  94. IS final paper is to assess risk and design security goals and controls for a hypothetical org. Hrmm.

  95. Any sufficiently advanced line noise is indistinguishable from technology. - GS Clarke, on the use of perl

  96. Help, I’ve become an Adrian Belew fanboy, and his catalogue is so large I feel like I’m falling down a rabbit hole.

  97. Poured a homebrew IPA: flat & tastes like an SEA - Someone Else’s Ale. I don’t think my SNIPA clone could have mellowed this much - bad cap!

  98. Rjd2, björk, herbaliser, cinematic orchestra, coldcut, kraftwerk, radiohead, unkle, dj shadow, c+c music facto-WHAT!? http://is.gd/a8BB

  99. My lunch is better than yours. @vurtyou is using old spice jars to send peppers and dressing along w/ my sandwiches now for JIT assembly.

  100. Listening to Cassetteboy’s Festive Christmas to prep for Santa Crawl http://is.gd/a2N9

  101. Coffee is everywhere after I failed to place the carafe under the drip correctly. Oops.

  102. Ever surprise yourself by a campfire w/ hot blue jeans? The boy says the same effect works w/ cat fur + wood stove.

  103. Looked @ college transcript from 7 years ago: terrible. 100 credits after this semester, all 100 level courses next. Years left to finish.

  104. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

  105. Presented tonight, as usual, major communication failure and stage fright and unpreparedness, rambling, etc

  106. I have the diet of a toddler on school nights before class

  107. Sitting in 83S traffic, accident will probably make me late to class tonight. Does the twisty bottom of 83 have a nickname? Want one?

  108. The baltimore santa crawl is this weekend. Love/Hate Responses from friends: A) You are lame B) Can I come along?

  109. ILO mapping of the tab key to form controls: Brilliant!

  110. Ran into a college spanish professor I had 7 years ago at a party last night. Barely passed her class, didn’t ask if she remembered me.

  111. Walking Hampden’s 34th street for the light and art show

  112. Chaise, cake, coffee, computer, cat, carpet musics (https://www.last.fm/music/Carpet Musics). Only one of these things isn’t on or under my lap. Damn cat.

  113. Ist es nicht schön?

  114. Using fluid.app for anything beyond wikipedia and google reader? I’m finally getting into greasemonkey too; très Bien!

  115. Thanks to the wood stove, our thermostat is up to 82 degrees. Running to the basement & 60 minute IPA keg for shelter from the heat.

  116. I complemented @vurtyou on her red Back to the Future vest, she called me mustache man and asked wtf I know. I can’t win!

  117. Steinski attempts to edit Led Zeppelin’s The Crunge from ?/8 to 4/4. http://is.gd/97xe (jump to 46:20) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crunge

    The Crunge - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
  118. Solid Steel #81 is one long interview w/ Double Dee and Steinski covering the history of the Lessons http://is.gd/97xe over the mixes. !!

  119. Taking my mustache to a meeting: awesomeness

  120. Act II is universally more interesting than acts I and III.

  121. Browsers show protocol jargon like http:// and https:// as holdovers from dated modal systems. Modal systems are lame.

  122. I always flock to music lists, and always disagree with them. I can’t find any flaws in this one: http://is.gd/8Td6 (via http://is.gd/8TdS)

  123. Outlook Zen Koan: No Response Required.

  124. Http://www.last.fm/event/826673 Last.fm is out of control. Who wants to go to the Obama/Biden/Clinton/Oingo Boingo gig in January?

  125. My mustache is better than yours.

  126. Adding friendfeeds to personal microblog; they don’t give their div’s any ID atts, so I have to regex instead of display:none them 😦

  127. Put on CCR, then solo the drum and bass tracks (use the mixer in your head), then fade in a good polka. Craving kielbasa and sauerkraut yet?

  128. We have a few hundred random non-matching matchbooks from @vurtyou’s grandmother; fun to see where she and her husband traveled…

  129. I’m not skipping the Baltimore Santa Crawl. I know I’ll have @sxs3200 (Jesus Santa '06) and @philip_daigle in tow. Anyone else?

  130. Truth: Credence Clearwater Revival’s excellent “Ramble Tamble” is used for the theme music to Family Feud because FF was John Fogerty’s idea

  131. Is The Mekons “Where Were You” remarkably similar to Fugazi’s “Do You Like Me” or is it just a lyrical coincidence?

  132. USB drive -> time capsule wifi -> itunes on powerbook -> wifi -> airport express extending time capsule wifi: fail 😦

  133. Ben and Chrissy’s baby saw it’s shadow and hid again. Five more weeks of winter for the rest of us! 😦

  134. Gave The Boy the old catnip bag, he told me that if he doesn’t come down in a few hours to take him to the vet. He’s in bat country now.

  135. The wood stove was still embers from a large log I put on last night at 10PM; reloaded it 18 hours later and it’s roaring again ❤️

  136. I love listening to lawyers talk about discovery practices. Geeks asking loophole questions crack me up.

  137. Google icebreaker: Name the cartoon character you’d most like to be and why. I went with Daffy Duck from Duck Amuck.

  138. On the road with to Philadelphia with Jason for a Google sales event - where can we get good sushi for lunch?

  139. We fired up the wood-burning stove for the first time this season and are reheating gumbo.

  140. Max’s seems to be full of developer, old guy, and swinger meetups.

  141. #charmsec: Any reason not to ditch the Wharf Rat in favor of Max’s for the next r Meet-up?

  142. Sports! Home team spread was fine until the ref flag-carded the kicker, go #3, hand-eye coordination! Balls! Fists!

  143. SELinux is clippy: You appear to be using httpd. Would you like help: 1) chconing 2) viewing useless sealert -l output 3) disabling selinux?

  144. Troubleshooting SELinux every few years makes so not fun. Does anyone wonder why this gets disabled so often?

  145. If the number of secured gates and locked doors one has to pass through to get to their cube is any indication of coolness, I’m Chilly Willy

  146. The secong day is always worse. My wrist is demolished due to nailgun carelessl. Airtools > me.

  147. We are playing Taboo in a college class as part of someone’s presentation and none of us have any idea why. Halp.

  148. Doing homework the day before class instead of hours before class, as an experiment. Basement be damned.

  149. Just finished reading Here Comes Everybody: The Power of Organizing Without Org… by Clay Shirky. http://apps.facebook.com/facebookshelf/books/1469412?ref=stz

    Facebookapps.facebook.com
  150. I hate pulling wire. 100’ of 12 gauge in the basement walls later and two basement rooms are joined to whole-house-audio system.

  151. Impressed how defensive Floyd in the excellent Live @ Pompeii film is defensive about using synthesizers but still being musicians

  152. The ‘valid xhtml’ bragging in so many Wordpress blog foots are lies. Code is poetry I guess, right? Er, markup.

  153. I registered for the Philadelphia session of google’s Data Governance in the Cloud workshop http://services.google.com/events/cloudcamp2008

  154. XM & Sirius mashup means we get XMPR /and/ NPR, with different awesome programming! Yay!

  155. Friday, Thursday told me all about you and I’m not falling your Saturday impression so stop fooling around.

  156. I’m looking for examples of the ‘my’ meme pre-win95 My Documents to find who started the growing my(org.org|.org).tld intra/extranet meme

  157. Real keyboard cowboys use DOS with Command Extensions enabled.

  158. Enjoying a Unibroue Maudite and not writing the last two pages of my paper http://is.gd/7g81

  159. I’m having complete and utter writer’s block working on a school assignment for the third day in a row. Argh.

  160. Apps that steal focus suck. Interfaces that allow a dialog to lock focus for the entire interface suck plus infinity.

  161. And people say I don’t make sense: @dogfish_ale you seem to be auto-tweeting an RSS feed of your own tweets? Look in opposing mirrors much?

  162. Drier squeak is now permanent and loud enough to hear upstairs from the basement. EEeeeeEEEEEee…EEEeeEEEereE…EEerreeEEERR… for hours! 😦

  163. REDACTED for my meeting today about REDACTED. Man, you wouldn’t REDACTED FFS! Who does that! They’ll probably delete this but REDACTED

  164. Some time between lunch and now, I bit my tongue. I don’t remember it, but it is the only explanation. I need to lay off the gum.

  165. Burned my thumb dumping roux into the stock pot, using the leftover cut celery @vurtyou froze for a cold compress.

  166. and use that raw log data to give magic back to partners, customers, etc…

  167. Start-up idea: use APIs and partnerships on linkedin, last.fm, flickr, facebook, twitter, friendfeed, and so on, to export raw log data…

  168. Did you know that my wife’s middle name “Walker” is an old Native American word for “tells rambling stories”?

  169. My grandmother after all 100+ of us sang Happy Birthday to her for her 80th: “I’m the luckiest person in the world and I love you all!”

  170. There Goes Rhymin’ Simon is a great album to put away a few bottles of wine to.

  171. Random fact I just made up: There is no XYZ in ping data padding ‘abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwabcdefghi’ because ping doesn’t like Rush either.

  172. Is Elam Barnett

  173. If I go this year, it’ll be my sixth Santa Crawl. http://is.gd/6yh8 Currently that’s a big IF. It’s always the same Sat in Dec, the *****.

  174. Weight Watchers ‘Chicken’ Parmesean for diner with the alley blinds closed. Don’t want the pigeons to see me - I think this fowl is squab.

  175. SonicWall guys, your crappy outsourced spamming listserve needs more if loops http://is.gd/6x1Y

  176. If your RSS feed isn’t full content, you are lazy, evil, or don’t get RSS.

  177. Thursday, I think we’ll just have to agree to disagree.

  178. Make ready the fleet for the jump off of 83N into uB traffic, Mt Vernon detours, and slow meander back to 83N south of jump off. Facepalm.

  179. Dear ultra-passive driver making left without a left turn light: we have sat through four greens, please, yes we can, etc…

  180. I need a designated driver this morning.

  181. I stick with IT to help people w/ human factors, and I’m into infosec becuase it is where IT has failed human factors the most

  182. Late to @charmsec, on the way now, walking

  183. Heading to @charmsec tonight, but I forgot the figlet sign! Come looking geeky, find me, a bald guy, and a ponytailed guy drinking beers

  184. Well, this is nice.

  185. This is called ability to accomplish a thing by sheer cunning.

  186. I’ll bet those socialists at the Grant Park Chicago party wish they were at an invite only party listening to a wedding band in AZ.

  187. NBC is putting red/blue state shapes on an ice rink, @will_torres and @glen_francis, go throw some elbows!

  188. Watching Psycho on AMC instead of 1% votes reported filler on CNN. Norman Bates reminds me of a young Aaron from Primer.

  189. CNN pandering to the critical Star Wars viewership tonight flubs by mentioning Trek in same sentence. I want Triumph to come chat w/ them

  190. Outlook Zen Koan: “A dialog box is open. Close it and try again. OK”

  191. That was painless. Diebold touch screens with smart cards. Hope they weren’t pwned.

  192. Senior center line is 1/3 way around the block. Should move fast.

  193. Baltimore ballot questions A through P: “sir, let me hold some $$, my car broke down and I gotta catch a bus? No? Food money? I got kids.”

  194. Ugh, 103 question scantron and 13 essay questions. I haven’t used a number two pencil this much in ten years. Who still uses scantron!?

  195. I am sitting in a room, leaving myself voicemail of myself leaving myself a message using a second speakerphone https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Sitting_in_a_Room

    I Am Sitting in a Room - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
  196. I am sitting in a room, leaving myself voicemail using speakerphone phone, of myself leaving myself a message using second speakerphone :||

  197. Scoops of food hit 3 bowls, 12 paws patter on 2 wooden staircases, one after the other, 6 eyes watching, only the one eats. Two wait.

  198. Took Dad to Fogo De Chao for dinner, now watching The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. Long weekend!

  199. Amazing Halloween party @ Linda & Kevin’s w/ my Barf costume provided by Ken & Erica. Until next year, cheers.

  200. Omniweb feature request: ⌘-C with no text selected should yank active tab’s url to the clipboard. The url could be shortend via is.gd

  201. #!/ignore/jargon blacktree.com or omniweb helpfully bzip’s and then salts the QS dmg on GET. bunzip2 errors it. Omniweb or blacktree bug?

  202. Substituting Coffee for in every capitalized noun of moronic C.S. Lewis apologetic claptrap; beginning to understand http://is.gd/5qbY

  203. It is in the process of being worshipped that Coffee communicates Its presence to men.

  204. Http://twitpic.com/jbxg - Barf ftw

    Barf ftwBarf ftwtwitpic.com
  205. Got my first bug report from Argentina. My distribution had an empty compiled version. Slight hurdle! Fixed, and thanked submitter.

  206. Frantically fabricating spaceballs costumes: White hazmat jumpsuits, inside-out kickballs krylon’d white for helmets, black boots, and belts

  207. Class note taking solution search: moleskine, vim, textwrangler, word, omnioutliner.

  208. I’m Grant Stavely and I support this massage.

  209. One round on Don Julio reposado and Mex is out. Worthless. On to their blanco. Die Mex die.

  210. Tried Flock; Skin UI, default browser begging, yet another aggregator, ⌘-q, default browser begging again, gross, ☹, trashed

  211. Carving pumpkins with friends. Mine is empty but I’m not carving a design until I get home because I want to use my powertools on it.

  212. Once the music industry falls apart, will this autotuned, normalized, compressed, maxed-levels trend finally die? So bad.

  213. Unsubscribed: Engadget, Techcrunch, /., boingboing, k10k, favrd, and minor others. Unread RSS went from 1000+ to 200+

  214. Sunglasses at Night: Unintelligible chorus “something something die in shades” FTW. I thought riff was from Thriller, but it’s a year older

  215. Sane usability in Terminal.app, your path to enlightenment, etc: http://is.gd/4mmw colors + http://is.gd/4mmI Droid Sans Mono

    is.gd - Shortened URLShortened URLis.gd
  216. If you think I know what I’m doing or am a unix apologist, I submit my frequent use of “find ./ | grep”

  217. To date, man has made no better use of technology not in physics textbooks than automating pre-tech systems. Only an AI will change that.

  218. Any technology evolves until it supports messaging. It is then abused until it reaches a commons dilemma. A replacement is created. Repeat.

  219. Classmate suggests a company use ‘a little screen hooked up to a dsl line to push promotions to customers’. Didn’t mean TV or PC. Amazed.

  220. SNL could get by this weekend just on sketches featuring, McCain’s ‘incredulous-face’,

  221. This shit almost helps me understand religion. Or, following a good priest at least. It doesn’t, but it’s right there, I think.

  222. I’m a jerk to my own friends. I’m a reformer.

  223. Ignoring the shovels full of bullshit on both sidesof the TV, I came home at 9PM to a hot meal my wife made: amazingly awesome. <3

  224. I don’t watch 60 minutes very often. When does the ‘not taking a dump, leaving a dump’ guy come on?

  225. Daemonlogger on an OC3 Rolling over logfile… with a 25MB rollover Rolling over logfile… capture file is Rolling over logfile… cute

  226. Dark Side of the Economy debates tomorrow. Seats are still available.

  227. @mostofmyfolowers are @sillytwitterbots anyway right? - getting much closer though

  228. @howtolosefollowers modify some @preg_replace function over and over

  229. @phptesting stop it! @arnoldschwarzen I’m a copy you idiot, etc

  230. GRANT BLAH BLAH TO ‘user’ IDENTIFIED BY ‘foo’ is equivalent to “passwd user foo”. I love keeping sysadmin a hobby!

  231. University comedy: class and teacher stumbling in a dark room toward the difference between opportunity and weakness. This class needs a bar

  232. What specific is the best example of embodying foo?.. No…that is right but not what I want… No… No. Nobody knows? Specific!” - ECAD210

  233. Anyone want to take a weekend trip to Iceland? Join a paramilitary? Have you read Dhalgren? I’d be OK w/ an Orchid. I hope. Economy ☟

  234. Nice to see Heavy Seas eye patches represented at the GABF in Denver - had a Loose Cannon for Baltimore, almost feels like Fells

  235. Just has Sam from Dogfish Head sign my GABF tocket

  236. @sx3200 I didn’t see Stone, was looking for new stuff and trying competitors. Getting Thai somewhere uptown now

  237. Halp I’m stuck in the Pacific Northwest Section of the GABF and can’t get out… OOOHH is that Full Sail?

  238. Belgian Sour palate clenser: GFY

  239. My metabolism gave out around the 10th mead sample, following that with Avery samples and ribs, then staying out till 1:30 my time: pwnie

  240. Debate continues, The Dark Side of the Town Hall does not. ♬ There is no dark side of the town hall really. Matter of fact its all dark. ♬

  241. Eclipse ♬ ends as McCain comments on environment. Nuclear power, or something like that.

  242. Obama describes his tax plan to ♪ Brain Damage ♪, then McCain plays up his maverick record to the same.

  243. McCain on nailing Jello to the wall as ♪Any Colour You Like ♪ begins (I’ll take Lime with vodka, in a dixie cup) then describes his tax plan

  244. Haven’t you heard it’s a battle of words the poster bearer cried Listen son, said the man with the gun There’s room for you inside ♪

  245. McCain describes eliminating government departments by specifically solving defense spending problems to ♬ Us and Them ♬ Clinton-omics?

  246. Obama compares himself to JFK as ♬ Money ♬ winds down. Really? /that/ JFK? Really? Giving none away. ♬ ‘Giving none away.’ ♬

  247. As the sax solo winds gives way to guitar solo in ♬ Money ♬ McCain describes order of priorities. He’s really good at this. Gilmour I mean.

  248. Money ♬ and McCain’s rebuttal sync perfectly. “Let’s look at our records instead of rhetoric” “Money…root of all evil today”

  249. Obama makes promises of investment (with what $?) to Ms. Finch during mellow lull in ♬ The Great Gig in the Sky ♬

  250. McCain rebuttal backed by Clare Torry. Oohhh ‘The American workser are the best in the world’

  251. Obama rebuttal during solo refrain, nicely synced, contine through last verse of Time and end right as the song ends

  252. McCain on Obama’s cronies as the Gilmours’ solos in ♫ Time ♫ “Buy up these bad loans” wailing blues

  253. Obama “other folks” eh? Oh all of them that come across your desk? ♫ Time ♫ is revving up - clauses end in that droning low E

  254. Not You Tom” didn’t synch, then he pauses, then the plane wreck sound effect at the end of ♫ On The Run ♫, then McCain’s answer.

  255. McCain answers his first question to creepy synth pattern of ♫ On The Run ♫

  256. Obama answers his first question to the first stanza of breathe ♫ ‘don’t be afraid to care’ ‘look around, choose your own life’ ♫

  257. Awesome: They shook hands just as Breathe kicked in. IT WORKS!

  258. Is the music insynch with the debate?

  259. Blasting a vinyl rip of 11th house after a long day http://is.gd/3D9A, so cheese but also so great. stfu this is the fourth wank solo! _\m/

  260. Don’t get me started on Home Depot. Seems like I have a second home there this weekend.

  261. Very nice! i’ll have to drag our other cousins from canton over one day or weekend to hang out since we are all in a semi central area.

  262. You have 60 minute IPA??

  263. 1/2 barrel of 60 Minute IPA tapped, lines cleaned, finally grilled salmon & asparagus for dinner at 10. Exhausting day.

  264. Did she really just ask ‘What is your biggest weakness?’: Perfectionist! Say perfectionist! ‘I just cant’ leave well enough alone Gwyn!’

  265. It’s not in the rules but Joe gets a social for that sly middle-finger ‘clearing his eye’ move. Stay classy Joe!

  266. Nuclear pronunciation: With so many actual faults, don’t get sidetracked by style. Also, Biden is a live-action Waldorf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statler_&_Waldorf

    Statler and Waldorf - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
  267. Nom nom martini olives #LosingVPDebateDrinkingGame

  268. The medium is the massage. Truth is the size of the flag pin, the attractiveness of the smile, the tone of voice. Facts are boring.

  269. Joe Biden strings words together like Porky Pig moonwalks

  270. I’m going to practice my patronizing false-excitement voice, if it’s anything like my false-Robert-Plant singing you are all doomed

  271. Keg empty, enjoying a dirty martini w/ VP debate game, worried I’ll run out of Gin and vermouth, only have a full bottle each. Cheers!

  272. Public Television: HD, full screen, no analyst chart-chunk, no animations

  273. I lucked into a bottle of my IPA that doesn’t taste like yeast, great stuff. The basement will be ready for brewing soon to replenish!

  274. Those-damn-kids ( http://is.gd/3iyd ) left ripped boxer shorts smeared with shit in my trash. The trash men left it with my empty trash can.

  275. Use of torture in interrogation is a stupid tactic of preemptive warfare, which is a popular strategy for failing states led my evil men

  276. Enjoying /Keb Darge And Cut Chemist Presents Lost And Found Rockabilly And Jump Blues/ https://www.amazon.com/Keb-Darge-Cut-Chemist-Present/dp/B000YYZPLQ Q. Tarantino would party like this

    Amazon.comamazon.com
  277. Hopefully it won’t ☁ rain for a while ☼

  278. Shop-vac’d 30+ gallons of rainwater out of the back stairwell, dumped it in the sump. Procrastinating on sealing the stairwell bricks: FAIL

  279. I’m forming a league of coffee, aspirin, and water while avoiding eye contact with my opponents (lights) #debate08

  280. Mail.app bug w/ multiple imap accounts: (# messages) count is only accurate for one account, not the combined displayed messages. Hrmph.

  281. I don’t trust anyone that counts to one with their thumb and two without their thumb.

  282. Ugly rainy weather, systems failing left and right, it’s time for some ♫ Court of The Crimson King ♫

  283. Never mind the car, my real treasure is in large positions in AIG insured Lehman brothers mortgage tranches

  284. Anyone else getting 503 after 503 from yum hitting the RHEL5 repositories for the past few days? Very frustrating.

  285. I hope in reflecting on the long list of my negative traits, you tell each other, "But that’s what makes perfect for his job/wife/friends!"

  286. We had it right in the 90s. Experimenting on a production personal site? You still need to put up ///under///construction/// signs I guess

  287. CL/MIS: I was sleeping because it was 3:42AM… you were a UPS beeping about a fucking dead battery… lets get you a new battery. Thanks!

  288. Home.craigslist.org/mis/

  289. Dad and my boss got me sick…

  290. Someone gave a small child car keys. Car alarm armed: BEEP! Repeat for 3 min at random until child finds PANIC button and triggers alarm

  291. Is the character escaping bug …'ing twitter caused by performance or security tweaking?

  292. Heres some beers!!

  293. Apologies to SMS followers, testing

  294. Ignore regional dialect, accent, language shift, and lay person vs. professional differences EXCEPT ‘nuclear’? Clap, Clap, Clap, FFS

  295. Dan Geer sounds kinda like James Randi, and even looks a little like him, only his beard is on up-side-down.

  296. Officemates are rocking to The Cult’s ‘Sun King’ & role-playing drinking some chillies and making The Entrance to Hammerjacks \m/ Ba …

  297. A bland knack for un-design? No, It’s negative space forcing the eye to uhh post–modern uhm, ism, er, look over there! runs

  298. Said/Means translation: “I don’t feel like I should have to ask” / “I feel you should read my mind and precog all desires and aggravations”

  299. Ten years ago, five hours of sleep would have been plenty!

  300. I love that my stolen-from-@zeldman browser hate survives 2001 in archives, while the design doesn’t, http://web.archive.org/web/20010404064234/24.23.47.111/ why archive css?

    Grant's Playground - main spyweb.archive.org
  301. I think I could teach night school.

  302. Lists full of French spaced broken complete sentences with all definite and indefinite articles removed ‘for brevity’. ☹ Fail.

  303. <ul><li>French spaced broken complete sentences with all definite and indefinite articles removed ‘for brevity’.</li&gt …

  304. <ul><li>Broken Complete Sentence with all definite and indefinite articles removed ‘for brevity’.  Again. &nb …

  305. The author of the book I’m reading keeps using ‘bricks-and-mortar’ instead of ‘brick and mortar’ and it is driving me nuts arrrrr

  306. I need to clean my lines, all this demo work is making my SNPA taste like 100 year old bricks

  307. Poly’d the bathroom exposed brick, redid the entire storage room shelving; coming together nicely - too bad I have homework tonight 😦

  308. Fireworks over Fort McHenry - Defender’s Day was last weekend so I’m confused. Nice roof view while I grill salmon & asparagus

  309. At the Westminster wine festival with wife, Sanda, and the in-laws instead of working on The Basement or The Server; need a glass sling

  310. OH my Grandmother-in-law on medecine: “So my friend, who is a /democrat/ told me to go see this dark skinned fellow, and…”

  311. Kernel panic - not syncing: Attempted to kill init! CORED AS USUALLY

  312. New twitter UI, serif italics in sans copy is a sign of excellent attention to detail, some of the nav tab counts are missing though

  313. Sounds good to me. was actually over there last night at chris and dave’s place. we’ll have to let you know next time we’re hanging out.

  314. Updated DNS to move my stuff from a colo BSD box to a Fedora VM in Amazon’s s3 cloud, Yay! insert NO CARRIER joke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NO_CARRIER

    NO CARRIER - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
  315. Too bad they can’t spell Grandma’s name right…

  316. Wow, and I thought twitter had the market cornered: http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

  317. Dude i didn’t even know that quilt was that significant.

    in other news, how are you doing? still living in the canton area?

  318. My grandparents are screwing up my Google vanity, I’m not the only result for “Grant Stavely” anymore! http://is.gd/2Ntb

  319. RT cnbc: MidAmerican Energy to Buy Constellation Energy for $4.7 Billion, or $26.50 A Share. (story developing)

  320. I’m not writing a paper at the last minute, the last minute isn’t for a few hours!

  321. It’s OK guys, I made a steampunk economy we can use instead, it’s totally rad.

  322. Thinking about getting a high and tight. Or a just number 4 fade. Today. Either way, eek halp!

  323. Gilmour: …all the greatest Pink Floyd moments are the ones where he is in full flow. No-one can replace Richard Wright.

  324. AIG’s one time $85 billion loan, put in perspective by federal budget fiscal spending (see: discretionary) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_federal_budget,_2008 - Yowza

    2008 United States federal budget - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
  325. Security madlib: Amazing, people still! ___ after weaknesses in ___. Buy ____ OTS solution! virtual-postitnotes-buzz-tank-password-hacker!

  326. Https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2008/09/top-ten-security-issues-guide/ Ars “Top 10 enterprise security pitfalls” contains at least 10 pieces of terrible, terrible advice

    Ten enterprise security pitfalls, and how to avoid themWith the threat of malware constantly on the rise, Ars presents you with one …Ars Technica
  327. Monday night football: GFY! 20 minutes to find a parking spot after school - even the Rite Aide lot was crammed, all semester!?

  328. Found a stranger in the Alps, worried about the guy across the street’s Corvette 😦

  329. Found a stranger in the Alps, worried about my car now 😦

  330. OK it was cute for a while but SMB1_mario_breaking_bricks.wav can’t stay my terminal bell anymore, back to visual only

  331. Verbing words is lame, but nouning verbs with and wrapping them in dumber verbs is worse. delete delete

  332. I’m crazy like a fox! I just ordered a success kit, nice knowing you SUCKERS!

  333. Finally watching the full Palin v Gibson 1v1DM. Lighting, editing, and interviewee are all amateur

  334. Just learned that my wife’s uncle goes to the same church as Palin; this is the same uncle we’ve always considered kinda nutso born-again 😦

  335. Anyone using a sound bar system for home theater? How is it? I don’t want to spend $3K on SVS or AV123 speakers, but I really want them 😦

  336. Walkiing up Connecticut Ave noticing all the black chewing gum on the ground, is DC the capitol of blackjack gum too?

  337. Watching Tron - I can’t get over The Dude arguing with Captain Sheridan over the judge’s niece from Caddyshack

  338. Oh shit, impulse buying at IKEA - the 2009 stuff is out and I’m about to fill a second bag solving problems I didn’t know I had

  339. There is a big flea market today at Patterson Park by the Pagoda, lots of baby gear I’m told (for my pregnant followers, not going myself)

  340. When I am explaining something technical and I use the word ‘basically’, pretend I said “here is the part I don’t know anything about”

  341. The guitar solo from Tap’s ‘Christmas With The Devil’ is today’s theme music. One note + tremolo-vibrato for 8 measures! \m/.

  342. Favorite excuse overheard in class for having IT Professional as a career goal: “I was a CS major but I wasn’t doing very well so here I am”

  343. Overheard at work: “If you could insert meaningless task, that would be great, thanks” with no sense of irony or shame

  344. Christopher Buckley on XMPR with Bob Edwards this morning - great stuff, tune in if you can

  345. I say this every four years but, if they win, at least SNL will be funny again

  346. Just presented in front of the class with a young student: THC is scary stuff folks

  347. The redirects on UMBC’s webauth put ff3 into a nasty loop of “are you sure?” - Every HIG’s wet dream

  348. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BAM@electricfork NEVER FORGET

  349. RT @gruber Here’s the new URL for the Ebert piece on Palin: http://xrl.us/oqwao

  350. Sip coffee; inhale; coffee in lungs; cough; coffee in sinuses; gag; cough; sniffle; coffee in lungs again; accept defeat; sip coffee :||

  351. God said, “Let there be a Magnetic Lasso Tool”; and there was a Magnetic Lasso Tool. And God saw the Magnetic Lasso Tool, and it was good.

  352. The genius sidebar show/hide widget is MMN. Apple should have just bought or integrated with last.fm.

  353. Diebold excuses - budget, ease of use for elderly pole workers, security wasn’t a design req, it’s really tricky, unfair reviews, etc

  354. How the state of MD protects us from Avi Ruben: Tamper Tape (and in 2010, paper ballots)

  355. Working returns SearchResEntry, broken returns SearchResDone; SRD doesn’t work - nss/pam doesn’t rebind w/ supplied creds like SRE Why not?

  356. Troubleshooting nss, pam, and ldap - identical configurations, different data on the wire, one ignores pam_filter amongst other things arg!

  357. Switched the xbmc over to Aeon this weekend and am very impressed - http://www.aeonproject.com/

  358. I totally don’t get this football meme, is there a funny youtube video I missed or somerthing?

  359. I need a dinner that will cover up the smell of the polish sausage, peppers, and sauerkraut I had for first and second lunches #ukranianfest

  360. Sun and Beer induced weekend naps are why weekends should be three days long

  361. Enjoying an Obolon Premium Ukranian generic lager - Cheers!

  362. I need blank dvdrws to fix my xbmc but I don’t want to melt the block and a half to Rite Aid so I’m SOL (ffs with the acronyms already)

  363. Don’t turn around and give the old lady in front of the house calling The Boy a pretty kitty through the screen a heart attack, don’t turn…

  364. Rabble rabble rabble rabble

  365. Fact: Republicans nominated 6/8 of the current Supreme Court.

  366. Kool and the Gang’s Celebrate! I hope they do the electric slide next! boogie-woogie-woogie

  367. Sarah Palin leaves the seat up

  368. Just realized that I was the source of the ink spots all around me from shaking my pilot varsity fountain pen around. Now my hand is blue

  369. Also, #miranda_rights lol right guys? usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa

  370. In 2018 when the bridge to nowhere is a Trivia Pursuit question I’ll totally remember who the GOP VP candidate from '08 was. Pie Piece!

  371. I’m from the DC area and lived there for a few years, does that make me elite? If so, does that make me 1337? if so does that make me, etc.

  372. Spelled out my company name out on phone support - guessing her CRM app doen’t have AJAX live suggestions, DOS and OS/2 were funny like that

  373. Just installed a window unit for the bedroom, I do not trust these brackets at all

  374. Faux media scandals don’t pwn campaigns, campaigns pwn campaigns (am I doing this right?)

  375. Holy shit this flag thing never ends

  376. Oh holy day, @will_torres brought me a pound of Brach*s Candy Corn. I love this time of year!

  377. Trivia: WILHELM SCREAM: When I woke up this morning to the boy meowing outside the bedroom for a straight 30 minutes just for head-butts.

  378. Trivia: WILHELM SCREAM: When I woke up this morning to the boy meowing outside the bedroom for a straight 30 minutes just to for head-butts.

  379. When was the last time you backed up your data?

  380. /team spectator while wife and friend assemble Ikea flatpack - years of payback but nothing on ‘the grill assembly of 2007’ fiasco

  381. I don’t understand how tapped morphed to ‘select as VP running mate’, I liked the old definition 😭

  382. Jerry is fucked. Enjoy the peanut butter last meal!

  383. Playing Tom hunting for Jerry @ the condo - I’m cheating with traps though, none of this running in place and slamming my face into walls

  384. I’ll admit it, got excited about Palin a bit http://xrl.us/oot53 “McCain? Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.”

  385. Screen and portupgrade -a like a fly on shit, white on rice, etc

  386. It’s only the first day of class and I’m already missing out on a happy hour w/ @charmsec, @electricfork, etc. Shit.

  387. Drywall dust throughout the house is alarming; I’ve sent paw prints to the FBI because MY cats never walk on the stove, fridge, leather, etc

  388. McAfee copyedited their super-edgy infosec Geek Pride Parade sales pitch a bit. Beating > pummeling

  389. Had to check the trashcan to confirm: I’ve only had three cups of coffee today, and all before getting to the office. Time to 2-fist some

  390. Project Management training should include a few survey level courses in Dentistry, because a lot of it is like pulling teeth

  391. I need rec’s on an IR repeater system - https://www.amazon.com/Buffalo-IR-100-Receiver-Power-Supply/dp/B0002M5NNA/ref=sr_1_26?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1219783408&sr=8-26 Buffalo’s seems perfect (modular, cost effective) but as a network geek, I’m …

    Amazon.comamazon.com
  392. Lights in the basement went up last night http://xrl.us/oom3f (if the power goes out in SE Baltimore tonight, um, not it.)

  393. For want of the right size romex connector, I didn’t kablammo my house last night adding the two new 20 amp circuits to the circuit breaker

  394. Factory automobile warranty guys should really get on this twitter thing, they could make serious cash w/ social media marketing #assholes

  395. Soundtrack to my Tuesday: MC Building Peaks - Orinoco Flow

  396. Worked on electrical last night until 1:30AM with Ken - all alien orb transformers are mounted, 3-way switched working, 1/7 lights done!

  397. Eek, my linkedin profile is only 90% complete, what will Mom think!?

  398. McHamletbook is excellent - http://xrl.us/om7pr zombies and pokes and etc

  399. On my sixty-third or sixty-fourth cup of coffee today

  400. In Soviet Russia, overlords welcome YOUR slashdot effect! (Score 1: Troll)

  401. Also newsflash: nigiri is not sashimi, I always say it wrong

  402. My favorite Buzzcocks song is Brickbreaker Addict, er

  403. Turning the investigators into shell scripts, bbl

  404. @martysnarf micro-blogging is not arrogance, it’s just mostly tacky.

  405. @ikea picking out basement storage and brewing kitchen hardware

  406. I… Hate… Low… Entropy… DNS… Tranaction ID’s… B’YAH!

  407. You know what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Patch your DNS servers.

  408. Cogito ergo patch

  409. Solid Steel podcast #71 is driving Will don’t-mind-if-I-dooooo crazy. I ❤️ Coldcut.

  410. I wonder when @philip_daigle is picking me up from the VW dealership?

  411. Showing up early for 1PM meetings is mostly a waste of time… Mostly

  412. Beach volleyball tonight, I will be playing on one leg

  413. Tapas was nice, limping four blocks home and heading for the rooftop

  414. Off to the condo to do some repairs!

  415. Pazo rocks! IMO, Tapa Teatro has slightly better food, but the place itself can’t be beat. Very jealous.

  416. I’ve been going to this school for seven and a half years, I’m no dummy.

  417. I’ve LITERALLY got the mayor breathing down my neck… it’s nevada dot org backslash…

  418. Twitterific needs vi key bindings

  419. Philip thinks diet cherry chocolate ANYTHING sounds gross.

  420. Mmm post-party french bread -> french toast.

  421. B00bz

  422. Roof speakers fixed, staple-shorted in multiple places. I’m an idiot.

  423. Your mother sounds like the Greaseman

  424. Everyone is suggesting I call a doctor, then I show them my foot. Stairs: 1, Grant: 0

  425. Http://tinyurl.com/63cmnw With lyrics like these, I don’t need something something

  426. Amanda: Shit! I took the ice cream out an hour ago! runs

  427. Rocking to Les Paul’s “Tennessee Waltz” is not unlike sleeping to Iron Maiden

  428. Amanda: Hey, look! I have paint in my belly-button!

  429. Rcn, please foward zosl@erols.com to me again so that I can reclaim my 1337 ICQ UIN, kthxbye

  430. Sidewall ruined, made it to the office on my spare

  431. 2:30AM whining-cat wake-up calls can’t be beat!

  432. 43rd Law of Wiring: When wire-strippers are lost, fingernails will be broken

  433. Inbox down to ~20 items, yay!

  434. So I’ve got to come check out this house and home brewery of yours… I know that you and Amanda have every weekend filled until the end of time!

  435. Baltimore! Waiting on our bags after SD to SFO to Vegas to BWI, fingers crossed

  436. Wife after two double g&t’s: Don’t confuse me with the facts! stumble

  437. At Sushi Nippon in San Diego after 12 hours of the US Open, sunburned and sleepy

  438. I must apologize for wimp lo, we have trained him wrong, on purpose…

  439. Heading up to LA today, hoping to find a good bowl of pho

  440. My phone battery is so dead that it can’t turn on enough to charge itself. Argh.

  441. Yikes, Comcast filtering in Baltimore is noticeably less evil

  442. Someone in my office is using the DC Metro

  443. My cat ‘The Boy’ is sneezing really strangely - I think he’s allergic to Sandra

  444. Gartner Security Summit is next week and I don’t have a ticket this year hint

  445. @GrantWalker: You obviously don’t shampoo. http://xrl.us/bk545

  446. @expertSexchange.com: get out of my google results you suck

  447. In Frederick getting beer for the weekend, then on to the campsite.

  448. Good to hear man! I finally realized I needed to finish school too…not doing anything with it but you know…it’s always good to finish things. Have you ever seen that SNL skit with Jimmy Fallen as the computer IT guy, Nick Burns…?..saw it the other day and it reminded me of you (no offense) good luck finishing school!

  449. Long time man…looks like it’s going well, glad to see you’re still f’in with the computers…still talk to Erk?

  450. @will_torre good question. i can make it to foot in mouth in 12 parsecs!

  451. Foot-in-mouth half-life when talking to strangers: 6 hours.

  452. Wears prada

  453. I’m in Marshville, NC for the weekend!

  454. CharmSec at the inner-harbor Wharf Rat tonight!

  455. The kegerator is empty. Oh dear.

  456. NBC, protip for you: don’t allow

  457. Was dissapointed by the google results for “urban food log”

  458. I’ve always wanted you to write that to me. You saucy devil, you.

  459. Oooh! So what did the number turn out to be?

  460. Discovered: 1800-226-2277 is NOT 1800-Comcast

  461. Is twittering: Argh, new battery time probably: http://tinyurl.com/6kak8

  462. Is twittering: Tequila, you’re my only friend…

  463. Is twittering: Steampunk is not interesting. Stop it!

  464. Wants to sell his vox AD15VT and get a VOX DA5

  465. May Know People (thanks for the permission facebook)

  466. Has a hammer, and everything is a nail.

  467. Is glad his face didn’t actually get stuck that way

  468. Is dying: Butters: ow. that hurt my brains.

  469. Yaaaayyy for running 😃

  470. Jogged today, and nobody was chasing him. Zounds.

  471. 's top music, in order of how top it is: R&b, Rap, Rock, Sublime (!), and Country! OMG

  472. Is a senior at UMBC again, yikes.

  473. Hahahaha…thanks

  474. Has an appointment at 6:30 today to get a haircut

  475. Is 16" on-center

  476. Is good with a jackhammer

  477. Is considering a buzz cut tomorrow

  478. Is using his credit card

  479. Is on kegerator duty

  480. Wants to be like syn phishus

  481. Wants to be like syn vicious

  482. Will be in DC all weekend for Shmoocon 2008

  483. Hates business-english. Engage your viable driven execution!

  484. Would like to go back to 1986 to teach someone carpentry

  485. Is dizzy

  486. Hope you’re feeling better. Please don’t get the lady sick 😃

  487. Did not get his cold from Phil Turner

  488. Has a cold

  489. Has been replaced with a simple shell script

  490. Crashed the old

  491. 's only friend is his enflamed right partoid salivary gland

  492. Stavely, you handsome devil. How the heck are ya?

  493. Stammerd ‘you are definitely my favorite dj’

  494. Will chase a red dot in circles for hours

  495. Is. (whoa.)

  496. Is going to Nashville this weekend

  497. Has a cow

  498. Blew a fuse after all, the ground was fine all along!

  499. Can’t find what’s wrong with the ground

  500. Not at all, I’ll talk you INTO the Corbusier chaise 😃

  501. Is howlin’ wolf

  502. Loves having a wood stove