RT @hynek: @nickstenning maybe tricking ppl into clicking on ads is harder than a space station
posts from 2015
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RT @nickstenning: The women and men who wrote the nearly bug-free code that controlled a $4Bn space shuttle and the lives of astronauts wor…
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December 30th, 2015 1:30pm
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RT @debian: Debian is saddened to share the news of the passing of Ian Murdock. We will miss him dearly. https://t.co/1EhZ5BwKSH
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About to see star wars a second time, looking to see the hateful eight a second time, and the big short a first time, lmk if you wanna see any of the above at the SF Alamo.
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Are there canonical essays rallying to not Manhattanize San Francisco? I’ve been to Manhattan and except for the weather it is pretty great.
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Area Man Unblinkingly Guesses That Blood-Line Supremacy Possible Cause Of Successes, Burdens
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“My answer is maybe,” he said. “There’s a unique willingness to trust each other here. It’s kind of in our blood.”
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“Sandwich” was the title of an Earl before it meant the food. And the title was a place before it was a title – specifically a town in the English county of Kent. The name is Old English for ‘a trading-centre on sand.’ The sand part is obvious, and the trading-center part come from the Old English word ‘wic,’ a special purpose building such as a trading post.
December 28th, 2015 10:31am
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Old man spite is the most hilarious spite. https://t.co/xGUfINKViV https://t.co/FMAHI1xLWL
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The Hateful Eight was pretty amazing.
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RT @tastefactory: What the! https://t.co/9OOGetCJoL
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December 27th, 2015 1:04pm
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RT @wolfpupy: ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what …
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RT @mtredden: “I still like it and will come back.” https://t.co/yey3H6j7P5
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Who is Rey?
Ok, this post will contain massive Star Wars: The Force Awakens spoilers. You’ve been warned.
Turn back now.
Ok here goes.
There are many theories about the as yet unrevealed identity of Rey, the protagonist of The Force Awakens. The most popular one I think, holds that she is Luke’s daughter. After all, she has the ah, Skywalker way with the Force, and the parallels between her and Luke’s modest upbringings are hard to ignore. But I think this is a little too obvious for Abrams, who deliberately pulled a bait and switch implying that Finn was the Jedi hero of the film, when it was really Rey.
There are other theories, that she’s Han and Leia’s daughter and Kylo’s sister or possibly twin (I find it hard to believe that two parents finding their daughter after two decades would not see fit to mention it to each other, and both of them clearly know who Rey really is) or that she’s Obi Wan’s granddaughter (not a bad theory, since we hear Obi Wan’s voice during the flashback, but it would require Obi Wan to have broken his vows and abandoned his post watching over Luke).
So here is my theory: Rey is a clone of Anakin Skywalker.
Think about it: The only reference to the prequels in the entire movie is Ren mentioning the possibility of replacing storm troopers with clones. Rey is great with machines, she’s a fantastic pilot, and she is effortless with the force. Not even Luke was that much of a natural–only ::shudder:: Anakin. This would explain the violence of Rey’s flashback–she was looking at what was essentially a past life. (Obi Wan, on the other hand, had no use for machines, wasn’t a great pilot, and was strong with the Force but not effortlessly).
This theory also explains why she is hidden away. It would be extremely hard for a parent to part with a child (if she were Luke’s daughter) but if she were a clone of Anakin, Luke would be more frightened of the possibility of training her, especially given what happened to Kylo Ren.
So who cloned Vader? My theory is that Palpatine cloned Vader in case he needed a spare, and that the clone process began as soon as Vader died. Luke and the rebellion find her, and horrified, Luke hides her away, unwittingly replicating his father’s upbringing as a slave on a desert planet (which he had no way of knowing about, not knowing his father well and having all information about him suppressed by those who knew both Luke and Anakin).
The other thing about this theory is that it is perfect torture for Kylo Ren: His biggest fear is that he will never be as powerful as darth vader. And Rey IS Darth Vader. Couldn’t be more perfect.
So of course maybe I’m wrong, and we won’t find out for a while, but that’s my theory.
December 26th, 2015 4:50pm
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I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.
it is absolutely code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”
As is the case with boxing, it most likely means that she was precise and methodical. So, yes. She punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy.
“to the delight of several colliers who were passing” just imagining these coal miner bros standing around all WHOO YOU GO GURL
I GOT UR HUGE FLOWER HAT BB KICK HIS ASS
I love the bystanders’ delight!
December 26th, 2015 1:13pm
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Every Man Is Responsible For His Own SoulCaliber Player Selection
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December 26th, 2015 10:08am
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@grahamvsworld @vogon just learned about calque, the word for a loanword literally translated, that is itself a loanword, as is ‘loanword’
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Merry Christmas!
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lucas plz go redo Antiques Roadshow, so’s that when the appraisers ask what’d you bring and people say idk they get nickelodeon slimed
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December 25th, 2015 8:27am
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RT @animaldrumss: Actually, stupid doctor, you dont get it. I cant go to bed earlier. the night time is when I read and gain wisdom from my…
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The Alamo is showing every possible Star Wars tie-in promo before the show. Pictured: the Empire Strikes Back Underoos commercial.
It is excellent. I am definitely up for going to see it there again.
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RT @ibogost: Lucy: “Charlie Brown, you blockhead!”
Charlie Brown: "Actually, it’s called blockchain, and it is poised to revolutionize p…
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RFC 91142069 - Message Systems Testing
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Mamas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be @ Boys.
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December 21st, 2015 8:12pm
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RT @lifewinning: Happy solstice, burn all the clocks
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How to write email: Free-write. Make the last sentence the first. Delete the rest. Revise what’s left. Drop CCs to BCC and say so. Send.
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RT @freecialis: rehearsing my TED Talk called What if Making A Show of Being Not Care Is Actually Very Care
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December 19th, 2015 8:04am
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December 18th, 2015 6:13pm
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Me: Hi, please email me when my hair is on fire.
Vendor: [VENDOR NAME] [ALERT CODE] [RN] Hair may be Flammable
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nom nom nom
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Angry blacksmith takes on 9/11 truthers
One of the most persistent “facts” used by 9/11 truthers is that burning jet fuel can’t generate the temperatures necessary to melt steel beams, therefore something other than airplanes crashing into the WTC towers brought them down, therefore the US government or the Jews or, I don’t know, the buildings’ owners did it to collect the insurance payment.
In his workshop, blacksmith Trenton Tye easily demonstrates that although it’s true jet fuel can’t burn hot enough to melt steel beams, it can definitely soften the steel past the ability to bear any sort of load.
December 17th, 2015 6:02pm
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Adam Kuncewitch
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RT @sarahjeong: I can’t believe the US Attorney’s name is Capers https://t.co/J0rVa210Aa
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RT @waxpancake: Your annual reminder of the hidden costs of taking venture capital. https://t.co/w0VCWRwIsi
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RT @nickmullen: Just tried this beer: dogshit head 90 minute IPA last night. Highly recommend it to my fellow beer experts
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Samuel Delany reviews the first Star Wars movie, 1977, in Cosmos Science Fiction and Fantasy.
December 17th, 2015 7:05am
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RT @ryanqnorth: walking in a winter wonderland
ME: where’s bluebird?
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ME: w… who are you?
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Has @twitter archived the engineers supporting Twitter Archives? https://t.co/rPFU6SNkFB
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William Shakespeare displayed a great variety of expression, producing his plays with a vocabulary of about 1,500 @duckduckgo bang commands.
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December 16th, 2015 7:26am
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RT @direlog: uh. http://t.co/2yYMMwfvWa
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Riding an American Star Bicycle down the steps of the United States Capitol, 1885
December 15th, 2015 10:51pm
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“Maybe this will become a cool thing… living with your parents.”
December 15th, 2015 6:12pm
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ISIS! ISIS! ISIS!
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December 15th, 2015 8:22am
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RT @BigMeanInternet: I freelance for a lot of places and a big zero of them reliably pay within 30 days. Not any https://t.co/vSeqoOdSVB ht…
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RT @ibogost: ‘Home Alone,’ written by Cormac McCarthy: https://t.co/0FRC507c2Y (via @AdrienneLaF)
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omg
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Halloween, I nuked my LinkedIn profile and salted it. Recruiter queues are so deep that opportunities keep coming. https://t.co/ZU0rCxY5Pi
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We need the police to carry tactical legislation passers and tactical gavels so that they can perform the duties of all three branches.
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December 14, 1972: Astronaut Eugene Cernan is the last person to walk on the moon, after he and Harrison Schmitt complete the third and final extra-vehicular activity (EVA) of the Apollo 17 mission.
Photo: Eugene Cernan 10/13/72 (NASA)
December 14th, 2015 8:43am
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But Grant, how can someone so poorly read link the scant few texts they’ve consumed so tenuously without shame? Great question!
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Rogaway: https://t.co/nvmHQQomOF -> Benda: La Trahison Des Clercs: https://t.co/pfQvlLAclu -> Glennon: https://t.co/kTDizYOKvv
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December 13th, 2015 5:32pm
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https://t.co/8dhO2kNUVE nobody on Earth wants to share anything, that’s why sharing’s a lesson, how’s this tired rhetoric so unquestioned?
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D. W. Griffith Presents; ‘The Greatest Thing in Life’ (A Light For Your Cigarette), An Aircraft Picture, 1918.
December 13th, 2015 12:16pm
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RT @OldHossRadbourn: 1-EYED OLD MAN: This city, boy. There’s no code. People killed every day. Life ain’t worth a clay brick.
YOUNG HAMMUR…
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December 13th, 2015 9:28am
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drst:
Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.
*fistbump*
Confirmed. He’s also dumped millions into cancer research. I really do love Keanu Reeves a lot.
Keanu Reeves is like the nicest person. He still lives in an apartment/flat and he gives most of his money away to charities and people who need it. He even invites some paparazzi people to sit down and eat with him when he’s at a coffee shop or restaurant. He’s such a nice person.
December 13th, 2015 9:27am
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When your killer moves need a little help this year, JCPenney has the perfect #GiftToast for you. Looking at you, Left Shark! JCPenney introduces #GiftToast, a new way to tell 2015 what we thought of it with the gifts it needs. Explore more.
December 13th, 2015 9:27am
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RT @BBW_BFF: when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you’ve created for yourself http://t.co/yA895CejOX
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RT @McGrewSecurity: Fuck mayonnaise
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RT @SpaceCatPics: The littlest nope ever. http://t.co/mJHclYBzVw
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Shit, they made me reserve a ticket, now I have to fly to the east coast in winter and cope with seeing friends and family.
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Prepare to be disappointed. https://t.co/MtZ68vKEp0
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December 12th, 2015 7:37am
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Evernote - When you have an event in your calendar and create a new note it automatically titles your note with the event name and date.
December 12th, 2015 7:32am
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RT @vineyille: [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That’s Chappie
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@will_torres Vanna? Two Ts!
It worked on my Mac but then not my phone. Computers! https://t.co/eaUzKe7cOB
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@will_torres 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑾𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹!
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RT @WorfEmail: All crew,
Do not click on links in emails. They pose a major security risk. For more information: https://t.co/FzVbi4Kcoh
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I just backed NeoPing© on @Kickstarter https://t.co/uMmtQXqb2f
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From September 7, 1978 to May 9, 1989 skateboards were illegal in Norway. For 11 years Norway was the only country in the world where it was forbidden to buy, sell, or stand on a skateboard.
December 11th, 2015 9:35am
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tfw a rude af webmaster thanks you for using a form but doesn’t send a handwritten thank you note, per netiquette. https://t.co/JfT4wgW4KA
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php is to yin as bash is to yang
Like, y’all mock the hell outta one, and then squint and offer 10 wellactuallies about the other, smdh.
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RT @strcpy: I need feedback for my NeoPING kickstarter: https://t.co/89hN2PFHhP
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OK Santa, fine, I’ll pay. Twitter: this is what a strong monetization game looks like.
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Yoko Ono, John Lennon - December, 1968
Photo: Susan Wood
December 9th, 2015 8:23am
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RT @AtomicAnalyst: Roger Fisher’s idea for making the decision to use nuclear weapons less abstract (from March 1981 @BulletinAtomic): http…
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I have an extra ticket to the 7:30 premier at the Castro Theater tonight, Wednesday the 8th, please invite yourself to join me.
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If we don’t know who the jerks are out there, and we think somebody should make a list of jerks, and together we start by putting people who haven’t been jerks yet on this list of jerks, we, and the people making the list would be making a grave mistake.
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Test VLH on one rule before using on others. Use as directed. Not legal in all states, sorry MD, VA, DC. In case of eye contact, apply bour–
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“Very Likely Hostile” is like a little can of urgency that you can spray on user agents to restore shine and luster. VLH also works on TLDs.
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I likely analysts who contribute IDS rules to Emerging Threats with “likely” and “very likely” in the message. Now, that’s a spicy ordinal.
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Surname variant and post-season-handle in The Picture of Dorian Gray, the enemy of my enemy, Dorian Gray, is a jerk. https://t.co/WpOME2ZOLT
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Airport Card installation instructions for an iBook G3 (Dual USB)
December 8th, 2015 8:22am
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December 8th, 2015 8:09am
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cya shitlords! https://t.co/rvBEUvyKlQ
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OH Aspirational Control List
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December 7th, 2015 7:06am
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Oh, my. https://t.co/WgHqP67geC
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RT @aedison: “Add one small onion (finely chopped), then half an onion, then a quarter of an onion, then an eighth of an onion…”–Recipe f…
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RT @BoobsRadley: My dad once told me bagged cereal was cheaper because the artists who do the boxes are expensive. Hey dads, you can just s…
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Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)
old school hate mail
Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock
Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead.
The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole
More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.
And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:
- He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.
- The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.
Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).
But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?
[ source ]
every time this post comes across my dash (which is often) it has even more cool info attached to it
As a former student of ancient near eastern archaeology, this whole thread right here makes me incredibly happy.
I love things like this, these little snapshots of human nature through time. We are all the same, we have always been the same. We can all relate to this guy’s customers 4000 odd years ago. We can probably all think of someone who’s a little bit like Ea-nasir.
I love this.
December 6th, 2015 11:50am
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December 6th, 2015 10:31am
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They were real respctful about it.
Kate McKinnon is a national treasure.
December 6th, 2015 10:28am
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RT @biorhythmist: I’ve watched this 982x https://t.co/WaOQ94kqhN
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Someone created a bunch of accounts with really long passwords and we ran out of disk space on the pas—Write error: No space left on device.
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RT @BrilliantMaps: The United States of America From Alaska’s Point of View - https://t.co/IsLBkoO0vS https://t.co/ZwnLgtzbqz
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@rmondello rad. Reader is a great feature!
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December 5th, 2015 12:32pm
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December 5th, 2015 12:28pm
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Third bike’s a charm.
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Finally, a conference named how I feel about all conferences. https://t.co/LUbHWY8NvJ
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Safari Reader (⇧⌘R) advances and whatever the opposite of advances is the page by block elements with j and k respectively.
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Everything is like it has always been except for the most recent changes and any suggested changes that don’t propose to revert the recent changes, which I think we can all agree were obviously mistakes because look where we are with them now. The people proposing changes are the problem, while the people doing ok how things are deserve to keep doing ok how things are. This is patently obvious because they are doing ok how things are, and as we agreed, things have always been this way, except for the most recent changes.
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Who knew the Hells Angels were a Girl Scouts troop?
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December 3rd, 2015 9:07pm
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RT @Michael1979: Me: Bob, it’s pronounced CHANGING, not a-changin’.
Bob Dylan: ?
Me: Can someone teach Bob to say CHANGE?
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RT @jenniferdaniel: I don’t read or tweet design theory often but @ilynam’s takedown of Tokyo’s Olympics visual identity is ❚█══█❚ https://…
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RT @granitetide: The transformation is complete and Trump has taken on his final form as dril https://t.co/assx7YwTmf
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That’s no moon.
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December 2nd, 2015 6:30pm
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RT @haley: i did it https://t.co/CfxLV01DKY
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The first pillar of the treaty is non-proliferation. The second is disarmament. The third is to use ASCII^W<strike>HTML</strike>unicode.
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The Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Text Markup Weapons recognizes four systems known to possess markup Weapons: Jira, Slack, and Github
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RT @pbowden: my favorite thing about tech people is they’ll apply deep criticism to a technical problem.
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Tele type mini com
Console to serial USB port
KeySpan Serial Assistant Icon
Twentieth century ray trace vector man https://t.co/Tb6edlqijG -
In a world. Where networks run on passwords. One jerk. Thinks networks don’t run on passwords. Every morning. https://t.co/8plHDVhmIF
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oh huh, another mass shooting, if only anything at all could be done differently, how unfortunate, oh well
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Elephant trainer John Gindle - England, December 2 1946
Photo: Keystone Features/Hulton Archive/Getty
December 1st, 2015 10:39pm
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My Bob screenshot came up on my dash and I remembered that I wanted to add more fires and DOS prompts.
December 1st, 2015 10:38pm
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December 1st, 2015 10:37pm
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RT @imskytrash: this is how pigeons are born https://t.co/NmBkyp5MZB
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RT @noahmccormack: This German plutocrat explaining why the rich should pay taxes and not be charity barons is pretty excellent. https://t.…
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Be wary of anyone who considers trust to be a positive security attribute.
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RT @madeleinedoux: mary immaculately conceives a divine child and instead of being like “holy shit SHE’S God” ppl were like "holy shit she …
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files and boxes just all over the dang place
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RT @chriskingstl: By a teacher of the 13 year old killed trying to steal from someone’s car. You know you shouldn’t read comments. https://…
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Safari in full screen with all the chrome hidden really wants to be a thing but that ⌘W will fuck you every time. https://t.co/mp3PtRMThT
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RT @AlwynPayne: http://t.co/TnhdbDpAot
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we need a cooler word for ‘secret police’
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RT @kmorrell27: Oh my goodness it’s called firmware because firm is between hard and soft.
I just got that.
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We now have a ‘block first, ask questions later’ policy.
- Tor chief architect Nick Mathewson
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November 30th, 2015 8:37am
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CHILTON
Toasted Funugreek (all years).Installation
Toast some fenugreek.Uninstallation
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Come to 18th and Eureka in the last 15 minutes to get your phone a bird-pooping. https://t.co/MkeuRdWoa3
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So I bought a pack of google eyes.
Well, somebody gives a rat’s ass about humour
The only good comment on my post omg
November 29th, 2015 10:15am
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a bird just pooped in my phone
lmbo, I dont remdmber so, for the purposes of this reality: yes. Yes I did.
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RT @peterwsinger: This is the entire Internet when #StarWars New Hope came out (1977).
Tech moving faster in real world? https://t.co/4mb…
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RT @patio11: If someone releases a Sublime plugin which does this I think I may never get actual work done ever again. https://t.co/2jOPGDI…
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RT @naughtysecrets: this might be my favorite internet https://t.co/xKIaeLJtl9
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November 25, 2012 was the first day since 1960 that there was no reported murder or manslaughter in New York City.
November 27th, 2015 2:14pm
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RT @historyinflicks: I think i just drove into a Philip K Dick story https://t.co/d6wkIejuy5
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@grahamvsworld it was a Woody Allen picture, after all.
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RT @SeanMcElwee: Breaking: young whites are no less racist than their parents. Don’t pretend otherwise. https://t.co/r3cIfwpuMG https://t.c…
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RT @roguesys: Don’t forget your Black Friday shopping: @motherboard has the best deals, all in one place https://t.co/bl5JA0EtX1
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RT @StephenKing: As the late great Forrest J. Ackerman (aka the Ackermonster) would say, HAPPY THANKSGRAVING!!
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RT @hypatiadotca: Random reddit commenter perfectly nails the normalizing apathy of South Park. The last line is perfect 😃 https://t.co/Rn…
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Lester Monzon
all: Untitled, 2013
Acrylic and graphite on Belgian linen
November 26th, 2015 8:50am
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Savvy American business executives preface all requests with “kindly” as a token of respect, e.g., “Kindly initiate a wire transfer ASAP.”
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CS-411: Unattributed spoofed ha-ha only serious test data.
Lab. Required to graduate. Closed to on-campus students. Error. You’re expelled.
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November 25th, 2015 6:49am
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Benjamin Franklin helped to create Impeachment Clause of US Constitution. He realized that if a president were to “render himself obnoxious,” then people would logically consider assassination unless there was a legal way to get rid of the president.
Just obnoxious. Not treasonous or acting outside of the best interests of the American people. Just really really fucking annoying.
November 25th, 2015 6:48am
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RT @sunfilter: Scientists have yet to figure out what pudding is. “What is this” said one scientist
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California lumberjacks posing with the redwoods they felled.
November 24th, 2015 6:12pm
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RT @grahamvsworld: If you don’t like the Military adding “cyber” to everything maybe you should have co-opted someone else’s entire lexicon?
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“Nostalgia for some prior approach expressed as a seinfeld riff on current approaches.” (2015) pixels on tumblr. https://t.co/kh4e72cMAO
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Synecdoche horror: guns don’t shoot people unless you put wings on 'em.
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OH “fedora bins” https://t.co/obhmTpU3qu
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RT @randlechris: have you ever seen more existential horror than this photo of jim davis from the official garfield licensing website https…
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Otto Freundlich, Composition, 1939. Pontoise, Musée Tavet-Delacour. Source RBA
November 23rd, 2015 9:16pm
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November 23rd, 2015 9:07pm
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“Sitting is the new Smoking!” — a Design Within Reach sales promo for exactly two standing desks and a heck of a lot of chairs and sofas.
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RT @jenniferdaniel: Just in time for Thanksgiving — Christmas movies disguised as ☃ stationary. BUY BUY BUY. 🎄https://t.co/o6MXIAaeTE https…
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RT @steyblind: Facebook Memories™ https://t.co/czXKWgP4u3
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Stupid cravings.
❤️ bonding over sub sandwiches: Italiano: Capicola/Mortadella/Pepperoni/Salami/Provolone/Lettuce/Tomato/Onions/Oil & Vinegar hold the tomato, and out of stockholm syndrom from the horrible excuses for this on the west coast “hold the mayo and avocado what on earth is wrong with you”
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November 22nd, 2015 5:41pm
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November 22nd, 2015 2:11pm
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RT @extranapkins: Here’s my fave inspirational quote… share if you love inspiration https://t.co/X2GddM6NUj
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there are too many republican candidates, this shit is outta control https://t.co/nDXciEFINY
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RT @grahamvsworld: A dude named @grantstavely turns every channel he’s ever in into Barrens General chat so consider yourself warned
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November 21st, 2015 9:13am
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RT @iHerodotus: 2.98 Anthylla is noteworthy because the city is obliged to provide shoes for the wife of the reigning king of Egypt.
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peak beer
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as your president i promise cardboard boxes for all
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tolerating even a little bit a casual hate foments this kinda insanity, call it out amongst your friends like you would a shameful libertarian or people who like your team’s rivals imo
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(via David Bowie Is His Very Own Space Oddity in Freaky Deaky New Video)
November 20th, 2015 11:15pm
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November 20th, 2015 11:08pm
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RT @wilkieii: Tech: “Don’t roll your own crypto if you aren’t an expert” replaces nutrition with Soylent, currency with bitcoin *puts wif…
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RT @crulge: this is very good: STEAL from New Orleans AirBNBs! https://t.co/CZ4er20eye
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RT @MobyDickatSea: dusty rarities gathered from this wide world’s remotest nooks
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RT @maradine: Kids, make sure your first security hire is competent as fuck. Regardless of where they go, they will never leave.
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Carrie Fisher on the set of Blade Runner
How the hell did this not make it into the movie?
November 20th, 2015 7:23am
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RT @godtributes: @grantstavely BOWIES FOR THE BOWIE GOD
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RT @djfood: The new #Bowie is incredible, really looking forward to the album now https://t.co/DMKau2mlZz
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November 19th, 2015 8:45am
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Kazuo Shiraga (Japanese, 1924 – 2008), Work, 1972. Oil on paperboard, 27 × 24 cm (10.6 × 9.4 in).
via mrkikiNovember 19th, 2015 8:44am
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(via Creating beauty attracts more beauty in our lives. - Synaptic Stimuli)
November 19th, 2015 8:44am
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RT @SLAwrites: Waiting for the third act reveal that most of the 2016 presidential candidates are rogue holograms who escaped from CNN’s 20…
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November 18th, 2015 6:24pm
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Computer stuff above the most fundamental components are not physics, please consider not having physics envy about your computer stuff.
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RT @jschauma: “Terrorists use encryption to plot killing people with guns. We must ban encryption!”
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RT @grahamvsworld: If you ask a police dog who’s a good boy, legally, he has to tell you if it’s him.
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The Streets of San Francisco, Hsin-Yao Tseng
November 17th, 2015 4:48pm
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RT @TheDreamGhoul: [inventing the parrot]
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RT @animaldrumss: a lot of people assume that just because im a huge dork, i must like comic books and video games. fuck off dude, im the o…
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sick nasty tail grab https://t.co/wDIH1WJVHx
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RT @unormal: https://t.co/a3GoOLdjb6
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November 15th, 2015 9:18am
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Steven Cox
Where It Belongs, 2012, oil on canvas, 23.6 x 31.5 inches
November 15th, 2015 9:13am
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Ranging (?) and firing the foreward gun on LCS-102.
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Foreward gun sighting on LCS-102.
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Playing with the radio on LCS-102.
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RT @DougSaunders: “Pray for Paris” seems a cruel slogan to direct at a country whose very existence is a mass secular revolt against religi…
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RT @tinydinosaurs: Battletoads https://t.co/eTE3k0DOBM
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Yikes and Wow
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RT @godtributes: @grantstavely PENTHOUSES FOR THE PENTHOUSE GOD! BATSHITS FOR THE BATSHIT THRONE
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oh cool daily d has posted some batshit rant about his favorite letters to penthouse, a great reminder to unsubcribe from all mailing lists
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RT @grahamvsworld: The problem with going to security conferences is that when I get there everyone wants to talk about FUCKING SECURITY
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RT @DJDadMCMom: Uber CEO: I’m dedicated to changing outdated taxi regulations
Ppl: How?
Uber CEO: First, you guys let me break laws for 5…
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November 11th, 2015 10:14pm
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If passwords mattered like that. They don’t.
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Most’d be better off using their lone password as a username and their usernames chosen becsuse all the others were taken as their password.
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RT @MooseAllain: There’s a knock at the door. I open it, but there’s no one there. Unsettled, I slow down a little and pull into the middle…
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RT @jwz: Welcome to the Anthropocene. Fordite, also known as Detroit agate, is old automobile paint which has hardened… https://t.co/AfBD…
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Good will always triumph over evil because evil is using ACME TRANSLATE.
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The Battle of the Reed Rules
Until 1890, the minority party in the U.S. House of Representatives could block a vote by “disappearing.” A minority party member would demand a roll call, all the minority party members would remain silent when their name was called, and then the minority party would declare that too few members were “present” for the House to conduct its business. To incoming Speaker of the House Thomas Brackett Reed, who was the head of the majority party, this was a “tyranny of the minority.“ Within the first month of his term, on January 28th, he resolved to break it. When Democrats demanded a roll call and refused to answer to their names, Reed marked them present anyway. When Kentucky representative James B. McCreary objected, Reed said sweetly, “The Chair is making a statement of fact that the gentleman from Kentucky is present. Does he deny it?”
There followed a sort of ontological shooting gallery. Democrats hid under their desks and behind screens to avoid being observed to exist. When they tried to flee the chamber entirely, Reed ordered the doors locked, which started a scramble to get out before the next vote. Representative Kilgore of Texas had to kick open a locked door to escape. Amid the howled objections, Confederate general “Fighting Joe” Wheeler came down from the rear “leaping from desk to desk as an ibex leaps from crag to crag,” and one unnamed Texas Democrat “sat in his seat significantly whetting a bowie knife on his boot.” Finally the Republicans mustered a majority even with the Democrats entirely absent, and the battle was over: Reed’s new rules were adopted on February 14.
November 8th, 2015 7:54pm
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RT @whimsley: For a second time today: brave and humane writing, this time about an Airbnb tragedy. Deserves to be widely read.
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Beware of people with money renaming things there are already words for.
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RT @doom_txt: https://t.co/TPtJdcMJZh
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Spokane, WA trip report: bars and restaurants split checks all the time and it’s wierd like getting gas in New Jersey is wierd.
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November 7th, 2015 10:16am
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RT @Jmkrochester: I’m torn. As a funeral director, this grosses me out. As a beer drinker, I’m intrigued. @CalebWilde https://t.co/M4yi2A7I…
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blowing off a fermenter into a bucket the size of an entire batch at my scale
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RT @openculture: Jorge Luis Borges Selects 74 Books for Your Personal Library https://t.co/GSLRSmmGCQ https://t.co/fldys58zoD
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RT @Dymaxion: Repeat after me: all technical problems of sufficient scope or impact are actually political problems first.
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with Amanda Walker Stavely and Michelle Cleland at Tubbs Hill.
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sign says they race turtles here friday nights
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RT @ftrain: ad agency against spec work https://t.co/jcPQzLIJbr
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3109CE, nuclear winter. A drone fighting blasts of hail, drops, and unfurls a Barracuda Networks poster, which is ripped away immediately.
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RT @nostoppingepoch: I did it http://t.co/WN0N7Xa94w
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a cousin marvin gag from a dude who writes configure scripts and user-agent checks linking chuck to evil-marty guessing ethnicity from names
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RT @textfiles: That first 60 seconds should be everyone’s wake-up alarm. https://t.co/R3k05OqfNo
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For that what-they-played-for-shoppers-shopping-at-Kmart-in-December-in-'74 Christmas Music, the Archive has you covered.
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Robert Davis, RYB 3, 2015, aniline dye on canvas, 243,8 x 182,8 cm
November 4th, 2015 10:18pm
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RT @drewtoothpaste: Everyone on poker is pissed cause I’m telling them I’m driving while playing https://t.co/VIQF8jQaqP
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Oh my. https://t.co/OuY5BCerKg
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Sleigh’r Santa > Coke Santa \m/
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RT @jenniferdaniel: If you have twenty minutes here is a video of me setting all my opportunities in San Francisco on fire. https://t.co/mh…
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RT @susie_c: 🙏 https://t.co/TGkpvslOac
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“Our CEO, Brian Chesky has said before that to be regulated is to be recognized,” said Nulty. “Regulation is a good thing.”
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“We’ve entered a world where we’re more and more comfortable with companies doing some of what government used to do,” he said.
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RT @mcsweeneys: The Four Horsemen of Gentrification. https://t.co/q4w2RfgVaL https://t.co/0zBxsq4lIC
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November 3rd, 2015 9:56pm
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If you lie down on the floor in McDonald’s you get to meet the manager.
— Shawn (@CakeThrottle) October 30, 2015
November 3rd, 2015 9:53pm
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In a skirmish with one of these advance guards, the Hapsburg troops captured a Mongol officer, who, to the surprise and consternation of the Christians, turned out to be a middle-aged literate Englishman who had made his way through the Holy Land, where he seemed to have developed a talent for learning languages and transcribing them. There is some speculation that with his level of education and his flight from England, he may have been involved in the effort to force King John to sign the Magna Carta in 1215. After fleeing England and facing excommunication from the Roman Catholic Church, he ended up in the service of the more tolerant Mongols. The presence of a European, and a former Christian, among the Mongol army made it clear that the Mongols really were humans and not a horde of demons, but the terrified Christians killed the English apostate before they could get a good accounting of the Mongols’ mysterious mission outside Vienna
— “The Discovery and Conquest of Europe.” From Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World, by J. Weatherford.
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RT @grahamvsworld: This is one you have to click for the joke to work
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RT @susie_c: San Francisco in the garbage can fire jpg dot whatever
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David Attenborough narrates Adele’s Hello
BBC Radio One got David Attenborough to narrate the first minute or so of Adele’s video for Hello as if it were a nature documentary. Solid gold. Although I am a little cross they made Attenborough say the words “hashtag flip phone”. 😐
Bonus pseudo-Attenborough: the episode of Human Planet on The Douche.
November 3rd, 2015 9:34pm
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RT @ibogost: Always lucid and even-keeled, here’s @shaviro on Inventing the Future: Postcapitalism and a World Without Work, https://t.co/t…
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RT @BryanAGarner: Word Today: VAPORING = an instance of bragging or blustering speech; boastful talk. #WOTD
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Edmund Dulac, The Angel Israfel (The Poetical Works of Edgar Allan Poe), 1900
November 1st, 2015 9:11pm
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Reminded that 8 year old me’s bedroom was duck-themed while sorting a box packed in the 90s. Now my kitchen is. https://t.co/h0LZH0jFfj
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If Prop F passes, Extreme can perform “More Than Words” any time they want, anywhere in the city. Vote YES on F. https://t.co/KcbuwFJZBT
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RT @ASmallFiction: “I challenge you to a duel!”
“Very well. The weapon?”
“Compliments.”
“A capital choice.”
"Thank you, I- oh! I see yo…
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November 1st, 2015 1:12pm
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RT @susie_c: Philanthropy is nice. Taxes & living wage laws are nicer.
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Reminded that 8 year old me’s bedroom was duck-themed while sorting a box packed in the 90s. Now my kitchen is.
Ha! It was in an old lacrosse-pad bag that was full of cub scout and boy scout stuff.
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October 31st, 2015 3:05pm
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If Nostradamus was alive today, he’d be over 511 years old. PS I called the fruit OS X secure erase trash SSD thing. https://t.co/wVHFeeqYN9
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RT @ryantate: lol — nailed it, Apple https://t.co/yQXnlhjeBu
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RT @missokistic: The collective noun for a group of libertarians is “an entitlement.”
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A well heard chopper, being necessary to the identity of tiresome men, the right of the people to keep and bear motors, shall not be abridg—
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Since it’s Halloween, here’s the “Horror Channel” theme that shipped with the Windows 98 Plus Pack.
October 31st, 2015 12:24pm
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Led Zeppelin. Houses Of The Holy. Original cover photo by Aubrey Powell. Giant’s Causeway, Northern Ireland, 1973.
October 31st, 2015 12:22pm
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RT @sixangryghosts: DEATH TO NOSTALGIA https://t.co/1pT9C4KsJw
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October 31st, 2015 9:46am
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Hell on Earth comes in different sizes… Who is more dangerous? Vote below! Own the Lumberjack Man and Chucky today.
October 31st, 2015 9:45am
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Arkadiusz Podniesinski’s aerial photograph of cars abandoned in the exclusion zone around Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power station (via inspirationals)
October 31st, 2015 9:43am
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RT @SenSanders: Happy Halloween from The Monster! https://t.co/uuau3avuTF
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RT @kidkoala: good morning east coast. a 1 minute remix of the Ghostbusters theme for ya. #happyhalloween #dontcrossthestreams
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The Suck.com origin story
From 1996, a Wired article by Josh Quittner about Suck, Carl Steadman and Joey Anuff’s now-legendary website.
Who at HotWired noticed the look of dread and tension on the faces of Carl and Joey when Suck secretly launched like a torpedo on August 28, 1995? Carl tied his desktop machine at HotWired into his server, which was hidden in plain sight among the array of hardware, so he could watch as people logged in to Suck that first day. This is the coldly accurate terror of the new medium: Carl could tell at any second not only how many people were logged in to his server, but in some cases, who they were.
On that first day, a hundred people found Suck – not a bad turnout considering the Boys told only their friends. Naturally, their friends told their friends, and good news travels like a sweet breeze across the Web.
This was critical since Carl had set some ambitious goals: he wanted 1,000 hits by the end of the week, he wanted to be more successful than any HotWired channel by the end of two months, and he wanted to be the Cool Site of the Day within three months.
Suck made each benchmark.
Some notes: 1) Suck was one of the handful of sites that inspired me to start publishing online. Thank you, Carl & Joey. 2) I loved the site so much that I build a parody of it called Sock. They linked to it soon after it went up and I DIED. Can’t link to it because 0sil8, my site from that era, isn’t online right now. 3) I applied for an internship at Hotwired in early 1996. Never heard back. What an alternate timeline that would have been. 4) Reading this made me sad. I love the Web so much, like more than is probably sane and healthy for a non-human entity, but nearly every other good thing in my life has happened because of it. And that Web is going quickly, if not already gone. All good things… and all that, but it still fucking wrecks me.
October 30th, 2015 8:04pm
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Captial extraction abhors a surplus. https://t.co/UDrR4AbleB
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RT @jordanzakarin: Here is a puppy dressed as ALF https://t.co/ZmgB5KtDu2
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RT @MobyDickatSea: Here’s food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels
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RT @TerenceBernardo: Dirge produced with Kid Koala is now available on iTunes, Amazon and other stores and streaming services like… http:…
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Perimeter content detonation is dumb if you don’t MITM all TLS and if you do, you are.
Not sure how strongly I feel that, mostly instinct.
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LRT, between macro and micro, there should be a pre-req full semester on “Civics, the golden rule, and the myth of ceteris paribus.”
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RT @ibogost: So much going on here. https://t.co/esw8WAVyzV
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RT @whimsley: First comment on this article also worth reading. https://t.co/bvKLRWY699
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RT @ArfMeasures: [park]
STRANGER: Your dog is unusual lookingME: Yeah, he’s interbred
DUCK: [waddles up] I’ll tell you who else is into …
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psa maybe don’t pick the first time in like a year that rain lifts all the… whatever coats the streets in Frisco to take the skateboard out
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Even in a locked room, I always secure the rear wheel to the downpost so that theives have to carry. Hers was too. https://t.co/Cc9yRHd8U0
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Holy shit, neighbor documenting next door’s busted fence and backwards door found mine and her bikes stashed there! https://t.co/YjOfkTuwbm
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In the meantime, after years of using OS X Server DNS, I will return to using /etc/hosts like a god damned caveman, because it works.
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Apple, consider giving OS X Server PM’s job to the OS X Server Websites PM and visa versa.
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OS X Server, a thing for serving, stops serving things if updated. OS X Server’s Websites do not stop serving a website when told to stop.
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Airbnb is taking over San Francisco, causing long-time tenants to be evicted so that landlords can turn what should be homes into hotels. Removing rental units from the market like this is a driving cause of the ridiculously rising rents in the City. This is a photo taken from space by Commander Scott Kelly with Anti-Eviction Mapping Project’s map of Airbnb units laid on it. Please, if you live in SF, vote Yes on Prop F, which places reasonable regulations on the industry that will ensure the entire city doesn’t turn into tourist rentals.
The No on F campaign is flooding the airwaves with lies. Click here for the truth.Vote Yes on F to save San Francisco.
PLEASE REBLOG THIS
October 28th, 2015 7:51am
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RT @guardianstyle: No one knows. So say “noon” or “midnight” or you will confuse people. https://t.co/xE9wTPqVTj
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@grahamvsworld my plans to have a bowl of cereal for dinner and then walk past a tent city camp to look for my stuff.
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I mistook a thread with my dad and the everloving wife for a chat with just her, so I started a chat with just him: https://t.co/D2QLn4RLHk
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RT @AnnKossuth: @KoryStamper @johnemcintyre heh-heh-heh He said “afflatus.” *heh-heh-heh." No, no, wait… THEY said “afflatus!” https:/…
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RT @rachelle_mandik: —You a private eye?
That’s what the blue neon sign says out front.
—It’s argon. Neon glows orange.
V.O.: From the s…
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“GPG clumsily attempted here ˙ ͜ʟ˙” is unfortunate for the old MUA integrations, but shameful for new webmail MUA+MTAs claiming “security.“
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RT @rachelle_mandik: listen carefully. some people say “heartbeep” instead of “heartbeat.” they are the first wave of robots. do not trust …
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@coaxmetal @vogin yeah, uh, variable trotting equestrian cadence, look it up.
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Egress No Ingress: great band name. Also? Aligned with last Moby Dick Retweet: https://t.co/twy5SFpqZj
Moby Dick Retweet? Great band name.
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The builing next door hung the security door to their garbage alley facing the wrong direction. Egress no ingress. https://t.co/Iw90FKGlN0
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The bike thieves broke back into the building this AM. Anyone have a ’99 Gary Fisher Paragon? I was really, really used to that geometry. 🚲
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RT @MobyDickatSea: Drat the file, and drat the bone! That is hard which should be soft, and that is soft which should be hard.
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RT @animaldrumss: who do you think makes better tomato sauce? me (a dumb ass), or a guy who owns a professional tomato sauce making company…
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Xmas came early for one SF bicycle thief this year, who found six-packs of '11, '12, '13, & '14 @AnchorBrewing Christmas Ale in my stocking.
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. @AnchorBrewing
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Christmas is canceled. Someone broke into my building storage and stole a bike, and all the beer.
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RT @biorhythmist: Brunch: Not even once.
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RT @NadiaKayyali: IF you want to know how scary it is to some that EFF is even discussing harassment, read the responses to this tweet http…
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@SteveFlack Version 2.0.12 (130716.1016.450), fixed by upgrading to 2.0.24 just now. Oops! Thanks for the support, love the app! 🍻
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@SteveFlack that reminds me, BA consistently segfault-11s on me when I edit the grain bill in a new recipe, can I send you a crash report?
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Riding the California cable car line. 🚋
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October 23rd, 2015 9:39pm
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RT @SteveMartinToGo: Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, “Wait a minute. I have that.”
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The @Airbnb meta-game is strong but we’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to the startup equivalent of iocane powder.
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RT @TheOnion: Ex-Nickelodeon Stars Relate Horrors Of Green Slime Syndrome https://t.co/WmHtzknsPH https://t.co/Fm8DC10GXl
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tfw the Ts & Cs are a hokey prison construct created by an architect and oracle w/ decent action but a flimsy plot https://t.co/eQkb9nz2up
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Rad!
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Oh, this’s the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge where @Airbnb’s Marky Marketer turns a reverse Banksy into a tone deaf culture jam. Oh!
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October 22nd, 2015 8:49am
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Insidious shrinking doughnut hole conspiracy revealed. This is why North America keeps getting fatter.
October 22nd, 2015 7:06am
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Edmund Dulac, Valley of The Shadow, Edgar Allan Poe’s Eldorado, Paris, 1909.
October 22nd, 2015 7:05am
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Fuck you, mug! I’m doing good and I don’t need your drama.
October 22nd, 2015 7:04am
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TIL fishing with telephones has been a thing for as long as there’ve been telephones: electrofishing, also illegal most places.
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“Poachers”, Tom Franklin: Alabama game warden spots a telephone in the bottom of the boys’ boat and tells ‘em to pull to shore.
I’m all ??
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RT @michaelcoyote: With Palo Alto saying HSR is “moving too fast” in mind, check out this well aged vintage @burritojustice rant.
https://…
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Apple! https://t.co/h48hr156tf
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💀🎃 Seasonal git griefing, “You really shouldn’t push a detached head.” https://t.co/q5T5zENBSb
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October 20th, 2015 8:54pm
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RT @SFBART: “No vaping” joins “no smoking” on station signage. https://t.co/jcwKrsGvhi
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ATTN: “The Three Body Problem” advocates, we need to talk about yer prose advocacy. https://t.co/ub90wUbnQr
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RT @inky: wow rude https://t.co/eQrD9BMeH4
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RT @dril: concerning “Online”, ive found there are websites that are often considered the “Good” websites, and others generally understood …
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RT @richtener: finally wins game of words with friends
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RT @marazepeda: Don’t despair, #startup founders. Today’s card: https://t.co/LIpH19cj0Y
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RT @tcheiman: Message me if you’re interested! https://t.co/FP7DrAYDIe
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Paul Cézanne, La Montagne Sainte-Victoire, Aix-en-Provence, c. 1890.
October 19th, 2015 8:52am
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Sample of TLP Yellow to TLP Amber in a list corpus: 1:70. I’ve never heard anyone say a yellow traffic light is amber.
I’m with yellow.🚦
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RT @maradydd: Nov. 20, 1980: drilling engineers screw up measurement, punch a hole into a salt mine and accidentally drain a lake https://t…
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Bless me father, for I have sinned. My last confession was 22 years ago.
I’ve become veinous about my SQL. I capitalize, I align, I–[sobs]
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In Jira, use {{NSA}}, elsewhere, continue to use “The Secret Police”, “The Parallel Construction Maternity Ward”, or “Them” at discretion.
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#logoff has moved to @SlackHQ. If you aren’t already in a cool-kids slack with me and you wanna lurk about stuff with pro-lurkers, lmk, nbw.
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“I am not rewriting this to use a coda, like a goddamned monk.” he complained in the time it’d have taken to do, like a goddamned engineer.
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LW: OS X app for pop song fakebook charts? I’d like to add lyrics to minimal changes-and-arrangement one-sheets. http://t.co/im7XlamZfW
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RT @CyberDomain: Hacking Secre http://t.co/MQ2vtBHheC #InfoSec #Security #SEO #Tech #IoT #BigData http://t.co/UG3d1tmWSb http://t.co/HqSF6R…
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RT @ohheygreat: An adult man got mad at me for asking him to walk left, stand right. Sir, do you know who I am? I am the woman willing to d…
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RT @allafarce: Look, here’s the secret no one tells you:
That enterprise thing, the $100m one - it’s duct tape too.
They just bid with st…
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RT @animaldrumss: im not a big “alcohol guy”, i just drink whatever’s in the house, until its completely gone, regardless of the type, the …
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[looks up from clipboard, considers that 20 amps should be enough for about 50 new 20W light bulbs per room], “yeah, pal, it’ll be enough.”
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“33.33333 amps ought to be enough for anybody“, said the roaring ‘20s electrician who wired my 12 unit building. http://t.co/x88QcSbdVk
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New language for slavery and the Civil War
Drawing upon the work of colleagues, historian Michael Todd Landis proposes new language for talking about slavery and the Civil War. In addition to favoring “labor camps” over the more romantic “plantations”, he suggests retiring the concept of the Union vs the Confederacy.
Specifically, let us drop the word “Union” when describing the United States side of the conflagration, as in “Union troops” versus “Confederate troops.” Instead of “Union,” we should say “United States.” By employing “Union” instead of “United States,” we are indirectly supporting the Confederate view of secession wherein the nation of the United States collapsed, having been built on a “sandy foundation” (according to rebel Vice President Alexander Stephens). In reality, however, the United States never ceased to exist. The Constitution continued to operate normally; elections were held; Congress, the presidency, and the courts functioned; diplomacy was conducted; taxes were collected; crimes were punished; etc. Yes, there was a massive, murderous rebellion in at least a dozen states, but that did not mean that the United States disappeared.
October 15th, 2015 8:55am
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RT @KelseyWho: This was returned to our library like this. http://t.co/VF2WeKrhVZ
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October 14th, 2015 10:39pm
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Well as a crytponumismatic, I think that arglebarglerawrghvfam…
Donate to support my wrong opinions: d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e!
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RT @susie_c: So much populist rhetoric echoing down the long slopes of the pyramid scheme
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RT @lonelysandwich: Time to share: we made a show, it’s a technology talk show set in 1983. And it’s called Computer Show.
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Other cities like Santa Monica, Berlin, Paris and Barcelona banned Airbnb. Prop F does nothing of the sort — it simply sets fair, reasonable rules for those wishing to rent out an extra room from time to time, or their entire house when on vacation. Prop F holds corporations like Airbnb accountable by limiting ‘hosting platforms’ to listing only units that are properly registered with the City, so the city can enforce the law. It’s not rocket science. We’re just trying to reasonably regulate one of the most vital assets – housing – that the city has in the face of a wealthy tech industry that wants to commodify absolutely everything without regard for who it hurts along the way.
— The truth behind the Airbnb lies | 48 hills (via webuiltthiscity)
October 13th, 2015 8:43pm
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RT @JosephScrimshaw: Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monste…
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October 12th, 2015 9:52pm
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RT @Dymaxion: So much of what we pretend is technology advancing is really just capitalists rearranging society to better extract work and …
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Belated Happy Anniversary to Jason Decker and Sandra L. Paredes! (by posting a picture of me and the everloving wife that I forgot about from a year ago at their wedding reception.)
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Toastmasters’s old “count the ums” schtick is inhumane, they should count the faux-formal “as well” used in businessman’s cant instead.
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RT @lukeoneil47: I’m a serious and credible right wing essayist and my guns take is what if Inglorious Basterds was real? Not hard too imag…
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“So like, then I was like.” he said, exhaling a massive vape pull, “Si vis pacem, para bellum, you know? Si vis pacem, para bellum, man.”
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RT @ntabebe: the only difference is a cosmetic shift in the amount of warning, guidance, feedback, or discipline you’ll get before it happe…
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RT @ntabebe: I’m reading about no-management business structures and can’t stop thinking that if you can be fired, then you’re still being …
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“Your name is Tasbeeh. Don’t let them call you by anything else.”
My mother speaks to me in Arabic; the command sounds more forceful in her mother tongue, a Libyan dialect that is all sharp edges and hard, guttural sounds. I am seven years old and it has never occurred to me to disobey my mother. Until twelve years old, I would believe God gave her the supernatural ability to tell when I’m lying.
“Don’t let them give you an English nickname,” my mother insists once again, “I didn’t raise amreekan.”
My mother spits out this last word with venom. Amreekan. Americans. It sounds like a curse coming out of her mouth. Eight years in this country and she’s still not convinced she lives here. She wears her headscarf tightly around her neck, wades across the school lawn in long, floor-skimming skirts. Eight years in this country and her tongue refuses to bend and soften for the English language. It embarrasses me, her heavy Arab tongue, wrapping itself so forcefully around the clumsy syllables of English, strangling them out of their meaning.
But she is fierce and fearless. I have never heard her apologize to anyone. She will hold up long grocery lines checking and double-checking the receipt in case they’re trying to cheat us. My humiliation is heavy enough for the both of us. My English is not. Sometimes I step away, so people don’t know we’re together but my dark hair and skin betray me as a member of her tribe.
On my first day of school, my mother presses a kiss to my cheek.
“Your name is Tasbeeh,” she says again, like I’ve forgotten. “Tasbeeh.”
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Roll call is the worst part of my day. After a long list of Brittanys, Jonathans, Ashleys, and Yen-but-call-me-Jens, the teacher rests on my name in silence. She squints. She has never seen this combination of letters strung together in this order before. They are incomprehensible. What is this h doing at the end? Maybe it is a typo.
“Tas…?”
“Tasbeeh,” I mutter, with my hand half up in the air. “Tasbeeh.”
A pause.
“Do you go by anything else?”
“No,” I say. “Just Tasbeeh. Tas-beeh.”
“Tazbee. All right. Alex?”
She moves on before I can correct her. She said it wrong. She said it so wrong. I have never heard my name said so ugly before, like it’s a burden. Her entire face contorts as she says it, like she is expelling a distasteful thing from her mouth. She avoids saying it for the rest of the day, but she has already baptized me with this new name. It is the name everyone knows me by, now, for the next six years I am in elementary school. “Tazbee,” a name with no grace, no meaning, no history; it belongs in no language.
“Tazbee,” says one of the students on the playground, later. “Like Tazmanian Devil?” Everyone laughs. I laugh too. It is funny, if you think about it.
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I do not correct anyone for years. One day, in third grade, a plane flies above our school.
“Your dad up there, Bin Laden?” The voice comes from behind. It is dripping in derision.
“My name is Tazbee,” I say. I said it in this heavy English accent, so he may know who I am. I am American. But when I turn around they are gone.
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I go to middle school far, far away. It is a 30-minute drive from our house. It’s a beautiful set of buildings located a few blocks off the beach. I have never in my life seen so many blond people, so many colored irises. This is a school full of Ashtons and Penelopes, Patricks and Sophias. Beautiful names that belong to beautiful faces. The kind of names that promise a lifetime of social triumph.
I am one of two headscarved girls at this new school. We are assigned the same gym class. We are the only ones in sweatpants and long-sleeved undershirts. We are both dreading roll call. When the gym teacher pauses at my name, I am already red with humiliation.
“How do I say your name?” she asks.
“Tazbee,” I say.
“Can I just call you Tess?”
I want to say yes. Call me Tess. But my mother will know, somehow. She will see it written in my eyes. God will whisper it in her ear. Her disappointment will overwhelm me.
“No,” I say, “Please call me Tazbee.”
I don’t hear her say it for the rest of the year.
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My history teacher calls me Tashbah for the entire year. It does not matter how often I correct her, she reverts to that misshapen sneeze of a word. It is the ugliest conglomeration of sounds I have ever heard.
When my mother comes to parents’ night, she corrects her angrily, “Tasbeeh. Her name is Tasbeeh.” My history teacher grimaces. I want the world to swallow me up.
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My college professors don’t even bother. I will only know them for a few months of the year. They smother my name in their mouths. It is a hindrance for their tongues. They hand me papers silently. One of them mumbles it unintelligibly whenever he calls on my hand. Another just calls me “T.”
My name is a burden. My name is a burden. My name is a burden. I am a burden.
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On the radio I hear a story about a tribe in some remote, rural place that has no name for the color blue. They do not know what the color blue is. It has no name so it does not exist. It does not exist because it has no name.
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At the start of a new semester, I walk into a math class. My teacher is blond and blue-eyed. I don’t remember his name. When he comes to mine on the roll call, he takes the requisite pause. I hold my breath.
“How do I pronounce your name?” he asks.
I say, “Just call me Tess.”
“Is that how it’s pronounced?”
I say, “No one’s ever been able to pronounce it.”
“That’s probably because they didn’t want to try,” he said. “What is your name?”
When I say my name, it feels like redemption. I have never said it this way before. Tasbeeh. He repeats it back to me several times until he’s got it. It is difficult for his American tongue. His has none of the strength, none of the force of my mother’s. But he gets it, eventually, and it sounds beautiful. I have never heard it sound so beautiful. I have never felt so deserving of a name. My name feels like a crown.
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“Thank you for my name, mama.”
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When the barista asks me my name, sharpie poised above the coffee cup, I tell him: “My name is Tasbeeh. It’s a tough t clinging to a soft a, which melts into a silky ssss, which loosely hugs the b, and the rest of my name is a hard whisper — eeh. Tasbeeh. My name is Tasbeeh. Hold it in your mouth until it becomes a prayer. My name is a valuable undertaking. My name requires your rapt attention. Say my name in one swift note – Tasbeeeeeeeh – sand let the h heat your throat like cinnamon. Tasbeeh. My name is an endeavor. My name is a song. Tasbeeh. It means giving glory to God. Tasbeeh. Wrap your tongue around my name, unravel it with the music of your voice, and give God what he is due.”
— Tasbeeh Herwees, The Names They Gave Me (via rabbrakha)
October 12th, 2015 8:26am
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RT @JamesMelville: Whoever decided to put giant googly eyes on this tree deserves a round of applause from Twitter. http://t.co/uBJDeBqNo3
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October 11th, 2015 9:14pm
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Dou Dizhu (sæn frənˈsɪskoʊ, fræn-) https://t.co/30JMUE2E7D
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RT @emmyblotnick: Fun game: refer to it clunkily as “man-explaining” until a guy snaps and corrects you
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this should not be a regular thing
https://www.noisebridge.net/pipermail/noisebridge-discuss/2015-October/047160.html
October 10th, 2015 12:21pm
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The Blue Angels.
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October 9th, 2015 12:20am
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The last living person to tell a boiling frog story who’d actually boiled a frog drowned mysteriously in a shallow pond in the 13th century.
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While I’m posting about Windows 1.0 everyone should go watch this video.
October 7th, 2015 9:38pm
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RT @grahamvsworld: h/t @grantstavely “Whererver two or more are gathered in my name let them make a new Slack team and require another logi…
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HAPPY CAT
𝐵𝐸𝐸𝐹 & 𝐶𝐻𝐼𝐶𝐾𝐸𝑁
𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟
𝙲𝙰𝚃 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳
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𝔽𝕆𝕆𝕋 𝕃𝕆𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ
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October 7th, 2015 8:44am
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i like it on scifi shows where they imagine it’s possible for humans and aliens to have sex with each other, like life born on another planet would have parts that fit with our parts and not STABBING SPEARS THAT EMERGE FROM THEIR BODIES AND DON’T EVEN DELIVER ANY SPERM
October 7th, 2015 8:42am
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RT @chernandburn: In USA vs. Raymond “Shrimp Boy” Chow gov’t rejects all defense offered shortcomings of key undercover agent but one: http…
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Whilst is Best Amongst Snake People http://t.co/VTEdS8iF26
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RT @ibogost: Pincus gave the President a PowerPoint presentation on what he calls “the product-management approach to government” http://t.…
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RT @Pinboard: My new life goal is to outlast Evernote. And take over their office tower, without hiring anyone. I’ll just wander the halls …
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. @maddagaska @marcusjcarey heh, why did we ever call them “false negatives” when we could have called them “senior analyst burdens.”
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RT @cappstreetcrap: Potty foul! Anti-pee campaign expanding to Capp Street, other Mission location. http://t.co/hrvrzgRqOy http://t.co/SjNf…
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Why did we ever call them “false positives” when we could have called them “analyst burden”?
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An IKEA assembly cartoon character frowning at their allen wrench used as a kickstand-fuse with big X drawn over it. http://t.co/1dYLdjNHku
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The New York City draft riots, protesting the Union Army draft, remain the largest civil and racial insurrection in American history aside from the American Civil War itself.
I read this as New York residents rioted to try to avoid fighting for the Union army
Which is exactly what happened. It was a poor man’s fight and a rich man’s war, because you could pay a certain amount and have a substitute sent in your place. The poor of New York City rioted in protest of being sent to fight a war they didn’t want, and of the rich who supported the war not having to fight it.
October 3rd, 2015 10:13am
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October 2nd, 2015 7:27am
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The prevailing judicial interpretation of the U.S. second amendment is outdated and dumb. Have a great day!
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October 1st, 2015 6:06pm
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RT @bbaskin: @grantstavely You’re wrong and I’m going to punch you in the face!
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“Guns.”
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September 30th, 2015 6:12pm
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I Have Read Prop F, and It Is a Perfectly Normal and Reasonable Piece of Legislation
September 29th, 2015 8:53pm
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September 29th, 2015 8:50pm
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RT @jackietown: Finally found a self storage place that slowly crushes my stuff over time. http://t.co/os8CvkGFD3
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Hot locals in your area.
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RT @kevinmonty: Thorough takedown (by a lawyer) of that hysterical, VC approved Medium piece on SF’s Airbnb proposition https://t.co/91S5Bq…
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http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/01/how-to-make-maryland-fried-chicken-with-white-gravy.html I down-sized it to one whole leg, parted to drumstick and thigh, and finished the green beans in extra butter after plating and ditching the extra gravy. 30 minutes start to plate.
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Before: Ha, this recipe is called Maryland Fried Chicken? Never heard of such a thing!
After: Welp, it sure is!
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@grahamvsworld Applied? What does that make Incident Response?
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American for-profit colleges have operated with near impunity for decades, sucking up federal student aid money and defrauding thousands in search of better lives, in exchange for big capital gains. Now students are fighting back. From my latest illustrated feature at Fusion.
September 28th, 2015 10:23pm
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Neil Armstrong eating his last breakfast on Earth before leaving for the moon, 1969
September 28th, 2015 6:27pm
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@Shpantzer the entire spectrum of civic performative actions, e.g., donate, educate, vote, demonstrate, boycott, debate, etc.
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Two techie San Francisco essay authors getting to know one another is socially equivalent to approximately zero actual political actions.
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What’s the etymology of ‘learnings’? Are there other gerunds that’ve been re-nouned the same way? Please use “learnings” in your answer.
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The Pepper
What did the pepper say to the cow?
Your one spicy looking cow
September 27th, 2015 8:45am
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September 27th, 2015 8:45am
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Please tell me an example of how to estimate where you’ll see how many of your biggest weaknesses I’ll have put in this jar in five years.
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RT @DanMentos: “I just tried to make reservations at the library”
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Free RTs for the best first-word-of-the-next-page suggestions. http://t.co/pdFYrXwKoh
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. @hypatiadotca “be careful” is security’s job. Training for residual risk, my objective is to increase % of recipients that report attacks.
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. @hypatiadotca embrace that “be careful” is poor advice, “don’t click” is the abstinence method, simulate++, use security@ as counselor.
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@maradine When flanked by the rest of the GOP candidates, or when standing on a toupee, yes.
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FOUND VULNERABILITY STOP SENDING THEATER TROOP TO PERFORM DEMONSTRATION OF EXPLOIT WHEN CASTING COMPLETE STOP
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RT @seldo: New studies show guns are hardly used in self defense, and when they are, are less effective than just running away: http://t.co…
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RT @baconmeteor: A venture capitalist posted my rant, and I am sincerely enjoying the dissection of my psychology in the comments: http://t…
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RT @DerbyCon: Con attendees - please no vaping in the classrooms with other people.
Keep vaping out of the hallways if you can. #DerbyCon
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RT @ibogost: http://t.co/J2pPwZpz82 http://t.co/9OWDyytMs5
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Daigle!
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The Wire theme, Simpsonsized
The opening credits sequence of The Wire done using clips from The Simpsons. The theme song and clips are from the third seasons of the respective shows.
September 22nd, 2015 9:24pm
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Extroverts for the Extrovert God.
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Alexander Gutke, ‘9 to 5, Stormgatan 4_X,’ 2012, Galerija Gregor Podnar
September 22nd, 2015 9:01pm
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dear god, let it be enough
i took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it
I AM WHEEZING
This is probably the fifth or sixth time I’ve reblogged this.
Never not reblog
September 22nd, 2015 8:59pm
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Black IPA is more like dark IPA but has the right @lagunitasbruhws NightTime Ale roast, yum. https://t.co/oveTIENbET http://t.co/OjqTT6vBVV
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A care package from the real bay area, tyty @jeson and @slp22! http://t.co/Qk7DrJXhmH
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re-evaluating if I wanna use fruit or candy pocket supercomputers re: this xcodeghost crisis pause not, sike, and down-low-too-slow * ∞
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Side note: I borrowed that power drill from @richtener and nobody made any money on it. Eat it, sharing economy! http://t.co/5BfEoqk3PT
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Saturdays are for needlessly complicating things. http://t.co/iQ5pnDDTjG
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@justdionysus Yep! Strongly Agree.
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Lori Hersberger, Bad Day Nº11, 2013
Casado Santapau Gallery Madrid.September 19th, 2015 9:54am
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Everloving wife is having to take 100+ question personality tests to even apply for nursing positions open to new grads.
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a truly sad cat naps truly sadly http://t.co/lFxPcVOX2P
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RT @DrewHintz: The #microsoftgendercase of @k8em0 illustrates major discrimination issues in our industry. http://t.co/vmqYU8psAT http://t.…
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September 16th, 2015 10:53pm
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RT @Hoffm: You’ve got to be shitting me, Diagram 1. http://t.co/HX8HYYXXAp
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my meta gimmick is on overdrive this week about how much dumb emerges from us yolos letting the risk averse take charge of things
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@sroberts Nope! Jargon is not property. Media is people. viz: cyber, hacker, infected, virus, etc.
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Area Anarchist First To Help Build Wall Others Now Up Against When Revolution Came
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True Detective Season 4
September 14th, 2015 9:32pm
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September 14th, 2015 8:29pm
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@anthonykasza Evernote has a miso dispenser, but you gotta press a button on it to get miso, like a caveman. I assumed you had a cooler one.
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Textiles, how do they trend?
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LRT: Reminder that wardrobe had the 90s kids without internet dressed in prison stripes, unironically last season’s gingham-replacement.
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RT @pencilsareneat: http://t.co/KwnRVCOHav
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A little hard on himself.
September 14th, 2015 8:50am
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Proofing some ischia sourdough yeast just like they did on the island of Ischia in ancient times. http://t.co/2NRJmXNfDp
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RT @Slanecartoons: ‘The Far Left’. My most popular cartoon so far this year. #nzpol http://t.co/tCvxS5Bb4Q
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This gun is older than I am, my poor excuse for the bead I just dropped in and had to yank a post out to break off. http://t.co/KbeZ2jrEab
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Recabling my pedalboard with tightrope is ~aaaaaag-finish-work-anxiety~ but that sure is a pretty half-inch patch. http://t.co/cDz5WhwsgA
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September 12th, 2015 10:21am
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September 12th, 2015 10:21am
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September 11th, 2015 11:34pm
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RT @emilynussbaum: It’s National Stop Being A Dick About Millennials Week, so get on it.
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“The trouble with fiction is that it makes too much sense, whereas reality never makes sense.”
Aldous HuxleySeptember 10th, 2015 10:58pm
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DoJ says it will consider jailing executives who order corporate crimes
The doctrine under former AG Eric Holder (documented in Matt Taibbi’s brilliant The Divid) was to allow executives to pay fines that were less than the profits from their crimes.
Holder said that he was protecting the innocent employees, suppliers, customers and shareholders of these criminal enterprises by allowing companies to continue operating and financing the US government by taxing some of the wealth generated by their crimes. Curiously, he never used his prosecutorial power to bargain for the breakup of too-big-to-jail enterprises into smaller ones whose C-suite could be led out of their offices in handcuffs without creating systemic risk.
Eric Holder is back in private practice today at Covington & Burling, the corporate law-firm whose clients avoided prison thanks to his strategy of using fines instead of jail for high-ranking corporate criminals.
September 10th, 2015 9:03pm
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RT @dril: thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time
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If you’ve ever designed a notification widget that fades away forever in a few seconds, please fade away forever in a few seconds. TIA.
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RT @MiraculousPics: 14 Engagement Rings That Will Make Every GIRL GEEK Say YES http://t.co/79uOZS5Gvq
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September 9th, 2015 6:36pm
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tfw dominant, oppressive power structures flail and lash and scream as they recede into minority irrelevance
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Airbnb is taking over San Francisco, causing long-time tenants to be evicted so that landlords can turn what should be homes into hotels. Removing rental units from the market like this is a driving cause of the ridiculously rising rents in the City. This is a photo taken from space by Commander Scott Kelly with Anti-Eviction Mapping Project’s map of Airbnb units laid on it. Please, if you live in SF, vote Yes on Prop F, which places reasonable regulations on the industry that will ensure the entire city doesn’t turn into tourist rentals.
September 8th, 2015 10:18pm
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RT @KarlTheFog: Welcome to hell
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Today’s BIIPA fermentation room (front closet) high: 78.4F
Fermentis says 53.6-77°F is OK (http://t.co/K1H5alLLb4)
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@auscompgeek heh, try https://t.co/e01Qe7Em74?
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September 8th, 2015 7:21am
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@will_torres http://t.co/rLaGb21UT8
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It’s hotter’n hell in San Fran today, be sure to hydrate with all of the phở broth. http://t.co/gtb47417dH
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September 6th, 2015 10:30pm
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RT @jeffmeden: @xor @apf Google doesn’t want to mess up bad when someone with a weird accent says fork or ship or can’t, but sure let’s…
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I was a little worried I didn’t have enough dark malts in the grain bill. The first runnings are motor oil. 😎 http://t.co/bloGTNggnP
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RT @dalecarrico: When enough people misuse a term it becomes a use of the term.
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Improving the first batch of a silly imperial black india pale ale recipe I found: https://t.co/oveTIENbET
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RT @StationCDRKelly: #GoodMorning #sanfrancisco! Looking good this #Saturday morning!. #YearInSpace http://t.co/iWg6rruCgj
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RT @emdantrim: all these .io domains make me read all their names in a Mario voice. “it’s a-me! statuspageio!”
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RT @pmg: Ok everybody, we’re dropping md5sum and using b2sum. Got it? Good. https://t.co/3MC646sgU4
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Last night a man on Mission at 29th told an aging crust punk who I declined to give a buck to that he should just mug and rob me. Frisco!
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Today a man at 21st and Valencia waved at a passing tech bus like little kids wave at trash trucks, if little kids scowled at trash trucks.
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September 4th, 2015 5:57pm
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Unless it’s Friday and someone important is on vacation, it’s a false positive.
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RT @iHerodotus: 2.20 The Greeks have advanced 3 explanations for the Nile’s behavior. The 1st 2 are stupid. No. 1. The Etesian winds cause …
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RT @extranapkins: http://t.co/qq5gQ9ALbG
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appropriate reminder tonight: http://t.co/nZJT2Qjpx8 http://t.co/haPzJH6HA5
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RT @wigu: Good news everyone http://t.co/BRu2Dlx9tA
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RT @McGrewSecurity: Conferences w/ @irongeek_adc recording:Blocks access,uses recordings of your speakers as amandate for sexism. http://t.…
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MS: Pst. Remember this rando? Y’all graphed on this very site, four years ago.
Me: Jesus H. Christ will you fuck off?
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FB Memories Seller: Hey buddy, wanna see some old shit you posted?
Me: I thought I told you fuck off a month ago.
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September 1st, 2015 8:39pm
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RT @ChappellTracker: Philip de Guard’s background designs under Chuck Jones just kill me. This one is from “Deduce, You Say.” http://t.co/8…
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Shout out to Kevin Bernier for no particular reason!
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August 31st, 2015 9:33pm
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August 31st, 2015 9:30pm
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August 31st, 2015 9:29pm
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RT @selenakyle: i hate it when this offense vs defense thing descends into how much of a unicorn one is vs the other. double plus w/the "se…
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RT @bruteforceblog: Pretty much everything wrong with US housing policy. http://t.co/BGoJoyGAgF
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RT @robinmarty: btw GOP - this is the real life implications of your “No Exceptions” abortion bans. http://t.co/9ta6ifB2UZ
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My 9-10AM Friday shift (http://t.co/2uo8kCrp7j) music is leaning pretty dark today. https://t.co/EsCrYxXMW0
Velcome to Evernote! AH HA HAHA
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August 27th, 2015 10:19pm
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nihilism: everything is meaningless
absurdism: everything is meaningless lmaoAugust 27th, 2015 9:42pm
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RT @mcsweeneys: Thank You for Calling Mamet Appliance Center. http://t.co/Qxy8dzU78J http://t.co/t8znuQLzsN
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RT @skeletonlungs: my sister posted this on her facebook & i am stunned at how true it is http://t.co/nVcv8fEdYl
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RT @susie_c: This is a big deal. http://t.co/fgtQVEuGDc
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RT @reyjrar: If I were to set up daily scheduled tweet to this post http://t.co/r9OyCpfOE8 it would be relevant as in 2015 we avg. 1 mass s…
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RT @cultureshipname: GOU: Guns Don’t Kill People, But They Really Help
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If he’s lucky.
Dare to dream.
Same.
August 26th, 2015 8:02am
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Everyone get in line to congratulate Amanda Walker Stavely for waiting in line at Tartine for an hour for bread like this is Soviet Russia.
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Mac Chrome’s background-tab bug https://t.co/S3CsGNzAXt was introduced to fix an Internet Explorer 4 anti-pattern! https://t.co/k5Dcwn6zaC
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After a two year search for a globe for my father’s 80th birthday present I was faced with a choice of a modern political globe (albeit frequently available with a generous dose of sepia colouring), very fragile expensive antique models, which you can’t really use on a daily basis or trying to make my own.
So the original plan, hatched in a pub in Kings Cross was to make just two, one for Dad, one for me. It would probably take three, maybe four months and cost a few thousand pounds. After all how difficult can it be to make a ball and put a map on it? My last venture was setting up and managing a place called Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes, which within a year of opening had become one of the most interesting venues in London turning over more than £100,000 per week, so perhaps I was a little over confident. Blatantly obsessed with spheres either way!
Now a small team of trained globemakers create high quality, hand made globes that Bellerby & Co. has come to be recognised for. From the stand, to the artwork, the painting and map-making, each piece is expertly crafted using traditional and modern globemaking techniques, and is lovingly produced in our North London studio; each piece is an individual model of style and grandeur and the larger globes are works of art in their own right.The collection is ever increasing, with the popular mini desk globe our favourite.
Images and text by Bellerby & Co. Globemakers
August 24th, 2015 10:25pm
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RT @JackSmithIV: A bus. This man is describing a bus. http://t.co/Mfbx4Y9TeL http://t.co/H7yYSVLQ43
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Richard Diebenkorn, Untitled from Sketchbook #10, page 13 (1943–93), gouache and watercolor on paper
A Lifetime of Sketchbooks from Postwar Painter Richard Diebenkorn via Hyperallergic
August 24th, 2015 9:15pm
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August 24th, 2015 8:51pm
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RT @cpu: HELLO FELLOW HUMAN I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR OUR DATA TO HANG OUT IS ＴＨＥ ＸＫＥＹＳＣＯＲＥ ＣＬＵＢ LETS GO DON’T BRING GPG http://t.co/…
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RT @scottsimpson: One day our cat had finally touched everything in the house with his anus, so he packed his tiny suitcase, put on his hat…
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The first UPC marked item ever scanned at a retail checkout was at the Marsh supermarket in Troy, Ohio at 8:01 a.m. on June 26, 1974, and was a 10-pack (50 sticks) of Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit chewing gum.
The shopper was Clyde Dawson and cashier Sharon Buchanan made the first UPC scan. The NCR cash register rang up 67 cents. The entire shopping cart also had barcoded items in it, but the gum was the first one picked up. This item went on display at the Smithsonian Institution’s National Museum of American History in Washington, D.C.
August 23rd, 2015 8:47pm
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August 23rd, 2015 8:46pm
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RT @No_Cut_Card: this city perfect. RT @Bmorebizz: These guys are improvising. If they can’t ride dirt bikes, they’ll take horses http://t.…
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Otto Freundlich
Composition
Tempera sur carton / Tempera on cardboard
50 x 40 cm
1938(plus de / more by Otto Freundlich)
August 22nd, 2015 12:12pm
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An amazing short rib sugo with spaghettini? Lou Stavely I think they stole your recipe, this place is killer.
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RT @LeahTiscione: Beds are envelopes that mail you to your nightmares
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How to handle data you never wanna give up, let down, run around, desert, make cry, say goodbye, lie, or hurt: https://t.co/4hbOxdy7Jh
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Cider aged in bourbon barrels, cider aged in zin barrels, coffee saison, and a wild ale that packs a punch.
Sonoma Cider Company makes great stuff!
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RT @electricfork: @will_torres you are not in Baltimore. You are not at charmsec. Nice try
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the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of people a day or as though a nondescript middle aged white woman made such an impact upon me that i’d remember her. i was feeling pretty impatient and irritable though, so i covered my name tag with my hand and asked her my name and she didn’t know it and at least had the decency to change demeanor from haughty and superior to sort of quietly embarrassed and i’m fairly sure that’s the only thing i’ve ever done at work that matters to me.
August 19th, 2015 7:54am
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Nice HQ! Thanks for lunch Shruti Gupta!
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August 18th, 2015 8:46pm
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August 18th, 2015 8:44pm
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RT @JuliaSerano: I just published “That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore (and it’s not because of ‘political correctness’)” https://t.co/F0CCG6EtX7
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Deckard: Enhance 224 to 176.
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Have a great day!
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I wanna live like this llama
Please unmute this.
IF YOU DON’T UNMUTE THIS YOU WILL REGRET IT.
August 16th, 2015 9:22pm
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August 16th, 2015 9:20pm
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RT @echovirus12: I went to my Lurkers Anonymous group and lurked at the edge of the room, hugging the wall with all the other lurkers. The …
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The speak raided in Some Like it Hot is supposed to be a funeral home owned by Italian Americans and they called it Mozzarella’s?
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RT @JusticeWillett: Getting hyped for the 2016 election like . . .
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RT @travisgoodspeed: @aloria For years, I’ve been trying to find one single imposter with imposter syndrome. Still haven’t found a case, n…
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uh, well, i uh, ok i guess? http://t.co/U4AzATlgf9
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August 14th, 2015 5:42pm
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wtf the Orioles are on at the bar? Oh, 12th inning.
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RT @trevortimm: This is what happens when you don’t prosecute officials for illegally torturing people. http://t.co/fByaNfEz4c http://t.co/…
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RT @markleggett: Just a simple photo of a red vase, right?
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August 13th, 2015 9:39pm
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RT @BlueTeamCamp: Interested in an unconference for security folks who play defense? Sign up to participate: http://t.co/BFmessHoLw
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Dashboards are almost always literally outsider art, HTH.
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RT @dragnut: “No GMO foods for MY family,” she said as she walked her pet wolf who’d been bred to have four inch long legs and respiratory …
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Welp, covering Wrecking Ball and Call Me Maybe in the Dad rock band. It turns out, great pop songs::great rock songs. http://t.co/7iZBAbxSGy
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August 13th, 2015 7:19am
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August 12th, 2015 10:38pm
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August 12th, 2015 6:35pm
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Fantasy Map: San Francisco Muni Metro in the Style of the New York Subway Map
Created by DeviantArt member Maphead354, this is pretty spot-on, right down to the MTA-styled “MUNI” logo and condensed serif font for park names. Of course, the letter designations for lines at every single station starts to look a bit silly with so few lines, but that’s part of the fun of the mash-up, I guess.
Amusingly, just like in New York, other rail systems get relegated to thin blue ticked route lines. In NY, it’s PATH and the LIRR – here, it’s BART and Caltrain. And the heritage streetcars/cable cars miss out all together, boo!
Still, a lot of fun and nicely executed as well.
Source: DeviantArt
August 12th, 2015 12:38pm
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The Ol’ Reverse Bartleby
Bartleby: I’d prefer you not to.
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Apologies in advance for gimmick-biting, but when you say “It should be easy for you to ____.” I just hear “And what’s the deal with, ____?”
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Jerry: What’s going on in there?
Kramer: What?
Jerry: The light!
Kramer: Oh the red, its the chicken roaster sign, its right across my window.
Jerry: Can’t you shut the shades?
Kramer: They are shut, oh yea your friend Seth stopped by.
Jerry: Yea? What’d he say?
Kramer: Yea, he was fired.(via The Chicken Roaster)
August 11th, 2015 6:38pm
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Coppola says he was shocked to learn that the film utilized the very same surveillance and wire-tapping equipment that members of the Nixon Administration used to spy on political opponents prior to the Watergate scandal. Coppola has said this is the reason the film gained part of the recognition it has received, but that this is entirely coincidental. (x)
The Conversation (1974)
August 11th, 2015 6:36pm
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August 11th, 2015 6:32pm
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RT @tqbf: Useful outcome of Davidson post: watch people hyperventilating about its implications to discover who does/doesn’t actually work …
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RT @textfiles: Question: Do I know anybody within 50 miles of Baltimore who can lend about 2000sqft of space to vintage manuals for storage…
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August 10th, 2015 8:17pm
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Ralph Goings (American, b. 1928), Interior, 1972. Oil on canvas, 36 x 52 in.
August 10th, 2015 9:13am
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tfw when my @SomaDeepSpace1 demand curve meets my coffee supply curve and I start to freak the heck out over some hums and bleeps and bloops
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August 7th, 2015 8:28pm
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¾ of the security advice the FBI gives in this list is unreasonable and useless, have a nice day! http://t.co/M1PYzXGo8G
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RT @1aprildaniels: Real women have curves. Non-euclidean curves. They exist in a dimension beyond your perception. They are hungry. They ar…
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RT @Dymaxion: That thing were you get to your morning RSS reading and see that Bruce linked to http://t.co/MlL0R8NIBQ.
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August 6th, 2015 5:37pm
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twf when the survey has the exact Q and probably-unpopular A you opened the survey to provide http://t.co/dkFgWLL764
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“Unlimited 2oz pours of the dankest beer imaginable” with no irony or @vogon involved: http://t.co/0v1h2e9lR5
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RT @NewYorker: John Hersey’s landmark 1946 report on the bombing of Hiroshima, seventy years ago today, is now available online: http://t.c…
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August 6th, 2015 7:14am
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John Hersey’s Hiroshima
In August of 1946, the New Yorker dedicated an entire issue to a piece called Hiroshima by John Hersey. As an introduction, the editors wrote:
TO OUR READERS. The New Yorker this week devotes its entire editorial space to an article on the almost complete obliteration of a city by one atomic bomb, and what happened to the people of that city. It does so in the conviction that few of us have yet comprehended the all but incredible destructive power of this weapon, and that everyone might well take time to consider the terrible implications of its use. The Editors.
For the 70th anniversary of the dropping of the bomb on Hiroshima, the New Yorker has digitized Hersey’s piece. The piece is quite long (30,000 words) so it can also be found in book form if that’s easier to read. Here’s the opening paragraph to get you going:
At exactly fifteen minutes past eight in the morning, on August 6, 1945, Japanese time, at the moment when the atomic bomb flashed above Hiroshima, Miss Toshiko Sasaki, a clerk in the personnel department of the East Asia Tin Works, had just sat down at her place in the plant office and was turning her head to speak to the girl at the next desk. At that same moment, Dr. Masakazu Fujii was settling down cross-legged to read the Osaka Asahi on the porch of his private hospital, overhanging one of the seven deltaic rivers which divide Hiroshima; Mrs. Hatsuyo Nakamura, a tailor’s widow, stood by the window of her kitchen, watching a neighbor tearing down his house because it lay in the path of an air-raid-defense fire lane; Father Wilhelm Kleinsorge, a German priest of the Society of Jesus, reclined in his underwear on a cot on the top floor of his order’s three-story mission house, reading a Jesuit magazine, Stimmen der Zeit; Dr. Terufumi Sasaki, a young member of the surgical staff of the city’s large, modern Red Cross Hospital, walked along one of the hospital corridors with a blood specimen for a Wassermann test in his hand; and the Reverend Mr. Kiyoshi Tanimoto, pastor of the Hiroshima Methodist Church, paused at the door of a rich man’s house in Koi, the city’s western suburb, and prepared to unload a handcart full of things he had evacuated from town in fear of the massive B-29 raid which everyone expected Hiroshima to suffer. A hundred thousand people were killed by the atomic bomb, and these six were among the survivors. They still wonder why they lived when so many others died. Each of them counts many small items of chance or volition – a step taken in time, a decision to go indoors, catching one streetcar instead of the next – that spared him. And now each knows that in the act of survival he lived a dozen lives and saw more death than he ever thought he would see. At the time, none of them knew anything.
The piece made quite an impression upon its release, which you can read about on Wikipedia.
August 6th, 2015 7:12am
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RT @theory: Build A 300-Mile Wall Around SF During Burning Man http://t.co/xbfZqZ8HgE
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@wanderingarch no need to shame real hackers like that, just jump to the Amandas (or Sarahs) on http://t.co/oeLN2rY782 (cc @vurtyou)
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Roller derby names >>>>> Hacker handles
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RT @Lubchansky: tmbg voice
article bad, article bad
reading the thing is making me sad
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Lærdal Tunnel
Taking drivers on a 15 mile journey under the mountainous region of Filefjel, the Laerdal Tunnel is the world’s longest. Concerned for the mental strain on drivers as they pass through this subterranean epic, the designers of the tunnel came up with a novel idea. They built three large caverns along the route and illuminated them blue with orange and yellow lights at their edges designed to emulate sunrise. The caverns are large enough for drivers to take breaks and alleviate any feelings of stress or claustrophobia that the 20 minute journey may induce, while the air is kept breathable by a treatment plant.
August 3rd, 2015 11:40pm
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Ratatat. http://t.co/3fUDDxEcZg
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p much
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Welp, too much freezer-burn on the tupperware to be sure what it was and now something in the microwave just sang “Hello, My Ragtime Gal.”
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August 2nd, 2015 5:08pm
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@bbaskin I’m a drop-out Imaging and Digital Art senior at UMBC! (and a drop-out Information Systems senior at UMBC!)
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LRT is a pro-click bumper reel emulating on-air graphics and typography from the 70s and 80s.
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RT @quipsologies: Vol. 103 | No. 84: This is from 3 years ago, but hey it’s awesome. Music video for “DVNO” by Justice, emulatin… http://…
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Bank-level security? Nice! I love banker’s hours!
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RT @MicroSFF: Miss Piggy sighed, satisfied. “Oh, you’re good. Wrinkly, but good.”
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idk about you but I always flip one hot dog in the pack upside when I open it, for good luck… and it’s the last one I eat
it’s my lucky dog
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RT @LukeMaciak: Dude, hate speech is not an “argument” and you don’t need to host it on your website. WTF is wrong with you? http://t.co/t1…
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July 29th, 2015 7:23am
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The country Mexico is named after its capital city, Mexico City, and not the other way around.
July 29th, 2015 7:22am
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July 29th, 2015 7:16am
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When they saw me in my space suit and the parachute dragging alongside as I walked, they started to back away in fear. I told them, don’t be afraid, I am a Soviet citizen like you, who has descended from space. And I must find a telephone to call Moscow.
— Yuri Gagarin, the first human to travel to space; upon re-entry Gagarin landed 280 kilometers away from the intended landing site, to the surprise of a farmer and his daughter who watched him fall from the sky (via whats-out-there)
July 29th, 2015 7:10am
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Halt and Catch Fire’s set designer: “…I only wanted to see brass and mauve or someone was getting fired…” http://t.co/XpWjn4nARn
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IRL, Good will always triumph over Evil because Evil is dumb and e.g., uses a Firefox user agent from 2010.
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July 27th, 2015 7:23pm
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RT @baconmeteor: Fear that weapons of war we use routinely against completely outmatched people will be turned against us is one of the mos…
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I can’t put this re-reminder off until it isn’t reactionary, so, please take my word that it isnt: melt the guns.
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Beauty Paddy of China Thierry Bornier
The Hani Rice Terraces, covering 16,603-hectares in Southern Yunnan, are marked by spectacular terraces that cascade down the slopes of the towering Ailao Mountains to the banks of the Hong River. Over the past 1,300 years, the Hani people have developed a complex system of channels to bring water from the forested mountaintops to the terraces.
July 27th, 2015 7:32am
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@gplasky @grahamvsworld sure but the shade I see thrown at it is never about that.
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Transitive trust is civilization.
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Like, I get that curl bash pipe magic hacks seem to be asking to be shamed, but they’re just another transitive trust thing. Enjoy.
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Blast furnaces from Pittsburgh Northside Steel Works, 1950’s.
Demolished in 1980s.
July 25th, 2015 10:55am
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RT @pinkyswearing: I used Harry Potter spells 2x at #PyCon today in those convos that decay into devs namedropping obscure libs & software.…
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@reyjrar congrats!
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Hey Tim Brady I thought of ya listening to this first episode, I think you’ll get a kick out of it: http://magictransistor.com/episodes/origins-of-rock-and-roll-episode-1 - their radio stations are also pretty amazing.
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RT @MerriamWebster: The hot dog is a sandwich. http://t.co/kJmwxXwait #NationalHotDogDay
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Web Design - The First 100 Years
July 21st, 2015 9:42am
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July 18th, 2015 9:59am
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A cathedral grove of old-growth sequoias.
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July 17th, 2015 10:54am
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How the legendary Chuck Jones became a great artist
Tony Zhou is back with another installment of Every Frame a Painting. In this one, he examines the evolution of Looney Tunes animation master Chuck Jones and how his approach and style changed as his career progressed.
I love Looney Tunes. In my mind, Duck Amuck and Rabbit of Seville are some of the finest images put to film. Related: watch Chuck Jones draw Bugs Bunny and the 11 rules of making Road Runner cartoons.
July 16th, 2015 10:31pm
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RT @grahamvsworld: /!\ THERES A NEW TNGEDIT /!\
/!\ THERES A NEW TNGEDIT /!\
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RT @aedison: “I hate to say it, but—” Woah, hold up, I think you’re about to say that thing you hate saying. Watch out. I know you hate tha…
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@grahamvsworld @vogon F (manual fav)
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RT @sarahjeong: Nearly 24 hours of crickets https://t.co/Eu9UZPD97D
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July 15th, 2015 11:43am
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RT @boring_as_heck: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power li…
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RT @vogon: way ahead of you, marco polo http://t.co/JQaONdgykQ
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July 15th, 2015 7:05am
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RT @susie_c: got a lot of requests for this one so here you go http://t.co/3lXI26Btdm
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OH “When passion courses through your veins, you can’t control it. It becomes part of everything you do; day and night; 24/7; 365.”
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Any of my activist pals have feels about gay shame sf?
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RT @dril: never knew that anything was good or bad until i got on the computer, i had always assumed that everything was Average until i go…
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July 12th, 2015 11:19am
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Cribbin’ Pynchon: an open office floorplan w/ a ping pong table on every surface.
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@grahamvsworld @maradine speech acts are performative.
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@maradine @grahamvsworld if declared so by so by two of us sandwiching the third, definitely yes.
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RT @susie_c: http://t.co/XX1upSIVxK
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Chang Sing v. Wing Kong > Sharks v. Jets
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@grahamvsworld @maradine oh it gets better. Three tacos stacked together is definitely a taco-sandwich.
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@grahamvsworld @maradine the taco is definitely not a sandwich.
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I still never and never have ever reddit and if I get any more smug about it they’re gonna have to add a new disorder to the DSM-VI.
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I don’t know the original lyric so ima pretend @14:33 is about the Grand Pu Bah at Division and Townsend. https://t.co/itvGZ4PagY
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RT @jordan_stratton: Doctor: “We got your test results back. I’m so sorry–it’s Curiosity.”
Cat: “Oh my god…”
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RT @timmaughan: Fantastic 1976 BBC graffiti doc. Thanks so much @DanAgins https://t.co/9noWJgFDiE
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RT @jakeboxer: and "HE CAN’T BUY A BUCKET! on merge conflicts.
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RT @jakeboxer: if you break the build, you have to install a git plugin that plays “HE’S ON FIRE!” and “FROM DOWN TOWN!” thru your speakers…
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July 8th, 2015 11:57am
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RT @bbaskin: Dear InfoSec cons: you don’t have a “security” team. They provide info and direct traffic, not work as bouncers. Drop the musc…
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Godwin’s Latchkey: an analogy about a house, with a door, that has a lock on it, that has a key to it, and like, the key is Hitler or someth
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Because it’s been a while and this horse might get back up and trot away: “Don’t click on links in emails” is abstinence education.
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We’ll be dropping Volume 3 of BARTKIRA very soon - but we couldn’t wait to share pages 81-85 of Vol. 4, courtesy of Halifax, Nova Scotia’s own Adam Kindred! You can find more of his work here:
July 6th, 2015 8:33pm
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RT @GammaGroupPR: I’ll writeup how hacking team got hacked once they’ve had some time to fail at figuring out what happened and go out of b…
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RT @richtener: Our printers cry out for help whenever the Nessus scanner hits them. http://t.co/tYJA0vPnen
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RT @ch000ch: jesus: so u want me to die for everyone’s sins
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The Facsimiles - Cherub Rock from Grant Stavely on Vimeo.
July 5th, 2015 6:37pm
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The Facsimiles - Creep from Grant Stavely on Vimeo.
July 5th, 2015 6:19pm
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24 oz can growlers to go from Woods: a rad machine I definitely need at home.
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fixie flats overrun with us south-siders.
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Diamond Heights Stairway Walk!
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@wanderingarch @altonbrown @maradine a hot dog is definitely a sandwich.
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Yes Bond, I am going to kill you, but not yet. First, I’m going to give you three old cats to live with. Watch your step, Bond.
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Browser Kenning.crx
Big Data to Eye of Newt
Machine Learning to Toe of Frog
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July 2nd, 2015 8:12pm
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RT @sskylark: if guys started trouble with me in prison, I would round up all my enemies and confine them to a small, enclosed space to low…
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RT @YakovPettersson: I once sold a copy of Altas Shrugged to a libertarian on ebay and didn’t send it as a social experiment
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OH “It should be easy to fix.”
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Tomorrow night, 10:30PM, come see The Facsimiles, the dad-rock band I play guitar in: https://t.co/CMoU45yVmn
STP, Pumpkins, Weezer, etc.
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Free likes for all compliments, rolled up newspapers for puns!
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June 29th, 2015 9:09pm
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June 29th, 2015 9:08pm
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June 29th, 2015 9:07pm
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Kingsman: IMDB. What fandom / sales pitch have I stumbled upon? I’ve never seen a trivia page this astroturfed: http://t.co/42w51JXujX
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RT @burritojustice: “I believe my @SFflag design is so powerful it does not need to be discussed.” http://t.co/U79r68ICc0 #7x7moreorless ht…
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@michaelcoyote it was pretty cute, for sure.
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RT @theresa_lauren: Finally started watching The X-Files, which seems to be about two people struggling to solve crimes while weighed down …
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And I says to the guy, I says, “It’s not an Apple bus.”
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Yesterday a man two-up on a bicycle at Dolores & 18th shouted “Apple sucks!”, and then he said “I don’t even know if it’s an Apple bus.”
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Bridget Riley. Blaze. 1964. http://t.co/hKvww8BoKb
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A lil’ kairos: in my fav new @jagajazzist http://t.co/WF95BR4bKQ shirt I see http://t.co/CSCHidxc9j via my fav tumblr http://t.co/a3z9ZKioZ8
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If we squint into a TV camera facing the third base bleachers and shrink down into the camera and chase the signal from station to station out to Wyoming we could pop out of a TV in Buffalo where Amanda Walker Stavely’s grandparents are watching the Rockies.
p much
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June 26th, 2015 6:04pm
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RT @brockwinstead: [extremely Alec Guinness voice] Hoover was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. https://t.co/g2fTx5fWPT
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We failed to meet the bar minimum for the room reservation, so the bar is forcing us order the good stuff.
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RT @Bob_Janke: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it’s so when I’m eating prairie grasses I can …
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i’m all outta ducks http://t.co/RGpeYYr1zB
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I’m sorry, you’ve submitted too many brute-force enumeration findings. Please wait a n e t e r n i t y . . .
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Invisible cat. http://t.co/gBz5TqlHdj
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June 24th, 2015 9:00am
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Awesome Puritan names
A while ago, for fun, I started doing some reading on some of the stranger naming choices made by the Puritans between the seventeenth and nineteenth centuries. (Yes, for fun. I am a dork.) Here are a few of my favourites:
A Sussex jury roll from the 1600s includes the names Accepted Trevor, Redeemed Compton, Kill-Sin Pimple, Fly-Fornication Richardson, Search-The-Scriptures Moreton, The-Peace-Of-God Knight, Stand-Fast-On-High Stringer, The-Gift-of-God Stringer, and Fight-The-Good-Fight-Of-Faith White, Obediencia Cruttenden, Called Lower, Hope-For Bending, More-Fruit Flower and Meek Brewer. Some other wonderful Sussex names around this time include Safely-on-High Snat, Mortifie Hicks and the marvellously-named Humiliation Scratcher. And let’s not forget Be-Stedfast Elyarde, Faint-not Dighurst, Hew-Agag-in-pieces Robinson, Swear-not-at-all Ireton and Obadiah-bind-their-kings-in-chains-and-their-nobles-in-irons Needham.
Here’s another good naming method: There was a tradition among some Puritan villagers of opening the Bible and selecting the first name their eyes landed upon, which led to some interesting christenings. One poor child was landed with the name Ramoth-Gilead as a result of this method, reportedly leading a rather bemused parson to ask, “Boy or girl, eh?” There’s some evidence that certain parents, whose reading was perhaps not the best, would simply open the Bible and choose a word at random - hence the existence in Connecticut of Maybe Barnes and a girl by the rather unfortunate name of Notwithstanding Griswold. One child in England was christened Sirs, the parents insisting that it was a Scripture name and citing as proof the passage “Sirs, what must I do to be saved?” Another Puritan named his dog Moreover after the Gospel passage “Moreover the dog came and licked his sores.”
June 24th, 2015 8:25am
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RT @pr0spector88: (walks up to car in full armor w/ 20 mag pouches, leg holster .45, M4 ACOG & 9 grenades around waist) sir, I just clocked…
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Calculated water numbers while brewing today and my brew house uses about 60 gallons to produce 6 gallons of beer. Most goes to chilling. 😥
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@michaelcoyote yeah, same.
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RT @HottestStartups: Startup idea: It is labour-time“ (Marx 1867, 131).
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@michaelcoyote I’ve got an Escali 157. I wish it had a physical master off switch. Otherwise, it’s nice and compact: http://t.co/2Wv2G9AS64
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June 21st, 2015 9:13am
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It’s the point
Your mind is free
The world is moving
And so are we
The next dimension
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RT @leyawn: SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
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@michaelcoyote if that decal is magnetic something something.
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The Founding Fathers refused to include a reference to “Almighty God” into the U.S. Constitution. The Confederate Constitution, however, wanted to appear more evangelical and included the phrase. In fact, the national motto of the Confederacy was Deo Vindice: “God will avenge.”
June 19th, 2015 8:31am
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RT @animaldrumss: Sun Tzu’s friend: any advice for the war?
Sun Tzu: get your army behind theirs… to surprise them
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RT @meusPartum: Holy shit. Millennials to Snake People + Cloud to Butt is an incredible combo. https://t.co/1sShiYfgyN http://t.co/IQTATZEA…
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RT @CaroleEmberton: Charleston shooter worshipped at the altar of the gun as do too many of us. http://t.co/OgtALbL7SD
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I’ve got a spare ticket to the Jaga Jazzist show tomorrow night at the Independent, anyone wanna join?
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My city supe is taking mass transit selfies all month, so I’ve already got my Supe Voter cape and helmet on, ready to vote for 'em again.
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Betty Boop’s “Jippo”
Flattens feet
Makes young men old!!
Removes teeth, grows tonsils
Stops breathing!
Buy “Jippo”
We sell
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Wired: Submitting bugs with links to other companies confirming the same issue on @Hacker0x01.
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June 15th, 2015 9:32pm
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@alexeirrm Docker can’t melt steel beams.
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RT @themakeda: This hilarious http://t.co/rX2EySbsVT
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June 13th, 2015 12:37pm
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RT @moleitau: The means of coordination, not the means of production is the new struggle… https://t.co/RZ1wfRJy65
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RT @selenakyle: funny how research doesn’t mean “search again” except that it means “search again & again & again & again” till significanc…
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National Homebrewer’s Conference gooflight: Lagunitas vaporizer ( http://t.co/37eUAG3m8Q) Ballast Point curry stout (http://t.co/PL8Y0flug9)
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Notes from a background check interview with me, in the OPM set: “…doesn’t remember this one either, this guy is an idiot. [scribbles]”
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If leaked, the OPM data will demonstrate that I’m an excellent reference for being cautiously optimistic about how much my friends drink.
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RT @vintageklimisch: @HardcoreHistory cool book design http://t.co/XrYUScuEDv
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RT @jessamyn: “There has never been a Librarian of Congress appointee that is not a white man.” in a profession that is 81% women. https://…
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PETER: Gabriel says you once deleted Take On Me because it was a “shitty top-of-iTunes song”?
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June 10th, 2015 8:29am
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RT @KyleMcDowell86: [A gang of ducks corner Jesus] Is this the guy who’s body turns into bread?
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June 9th, 2015 11:19pm
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June 9th, 2015 10:49pm
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@vogon Fuck. A third-wave spa punk again. No!
[I flip back to the page I’ve held with my finger and pick ‘muni bus’]
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@vogon corporate bus
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A man crossed Valencia this evening wearing a black pork pie hat, lowered his arm to point at a bus, and then he flipped that bus the bird.
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“Defacement Tennis” a la http://t.co/OiCgQGISV6 would probably be fun to watch.
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Has anyone ever been credited on any of the security hall of fames using ascii art, a figlet, zalgo, html, or an image? Why not?
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Free UI: present prologue, text, footnote, epilogue, endnote, etc, visually, on a timeline of past and estimated reading times / habits.
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Shout out to Ryan Stavely today everyone, for no particular reason. 😃
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RT @rudytheelder: I talk SF on the “nerds of a feather” blog with “The G,” Paul Di Filippo, @bruces, and Pat Cadigan, http://t.co/xYeWZfjsTs
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RT @lizardengland: Making a gamification twitter bot by combining great works of literature with world of warcraft patch notes http://t.co/…
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X-Get-Out-Options: “Get Out.”
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The H in “FBI Liaison Alert System (FLASH)” is silent, in a secret prison, that unaccountable Trumanites disappear subversive letters into.
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RT @ranjit: MUYBRIDGE 2015 http://t.co/ew3y4gN0xP
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My DEFCON talk, “Exploiting lack of 100% Alignment with OWASP Wiki Pages And Companies With FTC Injunctions for Fun and Profit” is fake.
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Guitarmageddon!
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RT @prabhjotsinghNY: How to write a succinct letter of recommendation #protip http://t.co/kUIkcFJLRc
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Real people get depressed as hell by the “real people verb” motivator trope even when real people see it for how empty it is.
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RT @markmahoney: @grantstavely yeah but the stick is a replica Cap’n Crunch novelty whistle
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HackerSure™
Worried you might be a charlatan? Just bash pipe magic (pee) onto this safe and easy home hacker test to find out!
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Ok, so how do I know if I’m a real hacker doing real innovation? Is there a stick I can pee on that’ll get a little black line on it?
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The _B**la_ck Egret** is a species of bird that occupies African, coastal streams, rivers and flats. They use a unique and effective fishing strategy called Canopy Feeding. This is when they cloak their wings around Themselves to shade the water and entice fish into their seemingly safe shade.
June 2nd, 2015 8:12pm
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@jmoconnor415 @opendns right on! Will the talk be streamed? I don’t think any of us will be able to make it tonight
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A visual to go along with the eyeroll-inducing story I’ll tell my kids about the days of BBSes and modems and SYSOPS.
June 1st, 2015 8:58pm
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Brilliant fold-out ‘chutes and ladders’ cover for XTC’s ‘Making Plans for Nigel’ single
June 1st, 2015 8:54pm
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@grantstavely where ‘most’ really means one-I-just-read that re-fatigued me on the whole “a-native-san-franciscan” ship of theseus thing
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To read most bay area housing reporting, there is a pretty uncool unsaid birthright zero sum game, w/ irrational disregard for externalities
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1st year French: Bonjour, je m’appele Dane. J’habite au Texas!
translation: Hello, my name is Dane. I live in Texas!
1st year Latin: Gaius se in altum cum audacia eiecit. Nam vitam servare consulis conabatur, magnam arbitrans se gloriam capturum esse. Quod post factum fortissimum misere periit.
translation: Gaius expelled himself into the depths of the sea with great audacity. For he was trying to save a life of a consul, judging that he himself would capture great glory. After this bravest deed he died miserably.June 1st, 2015 7:22am
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I wouldn’t have known what this was if diebrarian hadn’t tagged it.
This is how you wave your hand/conductor’s baton to lead the song if you’re a music conductor. You make different movements depending on the time signature of the song. (wiki article) (youtube example)
I learned how to do this when I played Schroeder in You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown in community theater and I had to conduct the rest of the cast.
June 1st, 2015 7:19am
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RT @swirlOsquirrel: Mac prod launch: 7 men,
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RT @shrekpissslave: [wife opens grocery list and realizes it’s my rap battle lyrics] oh no
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RT @Ulillillysses: Why is 3 afraid of Blink-1?
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RT @waxpancake: Finally. http://t.co/3nhziv7NeR
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Time is the substance I am made of. Time is a river which sweeps me along, but I am the river. It is a tiger which devours me, but I am the tiger. It is a fire which consumes me, but I am the fire.
— Jorge Luis Borges
(via magictransistor)May 30th, 2015 11:39am
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Roy Kuhlman. Cover for Jorge Luis Borges’ Ficciones. Evergreen, Grove Press. 1962.
May 30th, 2015 11:39am
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To contact a representative, please geocache a buried ammo box containing your question, 75¢, and return latitude & longitude coordinates.
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CU: Our antagonist drafts an email: “What is your email address?”
ECU: The cursor hovers over SEND. Music intensifies.
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Uhm, let’s see, a leathery first-inversion B7add£/F# to a GMaj7 muffled 9, to a Gmin7sus-å߬˚∂ƒ∆ diminished glove. http://t.co/ynTYBr578R
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RT @kungfuryfilm: KUNG FURY Official Movie [HD] http://t.co/yyKpGbD8ng
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OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
For mobile just hold the reblog button
I LEARNED A THING
May 27th, 2015 9:19pm
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La petite mort… http://t.co/FHWdrSe7Hn
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Kinda refreshing after Seveneves. "“ARPAnet,” Fritz announced. “Ah, no I’d better not, I’ve got to drive and s… http://t.co/gmOJaELy9Z
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https://t.co/0H0UBgIeUy Schneier jumps over his own cautions that people evaluate risk poorly to skate in another empty pool of shame.
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May 26th, 2015 7:35pm
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Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.”
I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.
May 26th, 2015 7:23pm
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Cory Arcangel was born on this day in 1978. For Super Mario Clouds (2002), Arcangel hacked into and modified a cartridge of Super Mario Bros., the blockbuster Nintendo video game released in the U.S. in 1985. By tweaking the game’s code, the artist erased all of the sound and visual elements except for the iconic fluffy white clouds that scroll endlessly across a bright blue sky.
May 26th, 2015 7:17pm
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SEVENEVES (Neal Stephenson)
IBDB (a thing that doesn’t exist, afaik, that I really wish did)Trivia
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May 24th, 2015 11:43pm
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May 24th, 2015 5:05pm
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RT @Pinboard: @jdoss @tqbf I was thinking of just intercepting their traffic and sending them to a spoofed version of the SSL labs site tha…
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“An apocalypse of cats.“
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Note to future self, see picture for assembly, disassembly. Note to past self: FINGER TIGHT IS SUFFICIENT. http://t.co/PdGH9Na09F
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Liquid line changing: worse than pre-rapid-rail top-of-rack square-hole-converter 90s bullshit technology. Well, except for the Perlicks.
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The rice didn’t work. Removing the logic board just now, 34 days later, and putting it back in did. Why? Iunno.
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RT @animaldrumss: i dont ask for much. all i want is for everyone to stop having a fun time and admit that im technically right and smart f…
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@dijkstracula “Except, we’re not shady.” was a recurring pitch theme. I think they protest too much.
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It was neat to sit next to two bitcoin startup engineers being pitched by an executive from http://t.co/1NEvdhgS9x the other night.
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RT @diodesign: When my Brit friends ask why America’s healthcare isn’t like free-upon-entry NHS, I guess I’ll point them at this http://t.c…
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Nope. http://t.co/jP6vmSsCCr
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@jmoconnor415 congrats!
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A white vinegar solution will rinse a Star San solution that survives even a bunch of regular old water rinses.
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RT @tqbf: Also seriously just fuck this guy in the eye socket: https://t.co/ahVFM0sRkS
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So how many of you are familiar with military jargon that I think makes me sound like badass? Show of hands? Pretty badass right? Badass.
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The billboards on 101 with blood on them are definitely the worst billboards.
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RT @woolie: The privilege of neighborhood character. https://t.co/89pD2hBP0v
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. @RecologySF why would anyone compost a perfectly good slice of pepperoni pizza? http://t.co/8YBzqeVsPM
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Floating hops on hops over beer is a new trick I like to call “too lazy to rack this.”
Hops, courtesy @electricfork. http://t.co/GNwajJyjeT
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RT @Manz: # /etc/init.d/daemon stop http://t.co/LMJK6UX4B9
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Die Techie Scum
Last night myself and Torrie asked Jeanine Otter to leave Noisebridge
and not come back.Jeanine had been using Noisebridge to print hateful, offensive material
(“Die Techie Scum” posters and the like) in large quantities. Many were
uncomfortable with her offensive material and attitude towards those in
the community.May 17th, 2015 3:25pm
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RT @MarkusJ: NBA Jam was a stickler for rules and realism http://t.co/SoMFKn3g7O
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It took living here 5 years but this godawful backwards-knob-having stove finally bested me. I boiled an empty plate. http://t.co/twoNFNzwdK
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Sold out show, going solo I was able to get the last decent balcony seat: center, back row.
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May 16th, 2015 9:07am
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If you hack the IFE you get to play Flight Status, the seat-back flight sim they make the co-pilots play the entire flight to stay sharp.
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Wow, “parallel: Input is read from the terminal. Only experts do this on purpose. Press CTRL-D to exit.”
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RT @animaldrumss: some say i dont do that much shit and im kind of boring on the phone, but it’s because i have genius level existential sa…
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RT @SteveMartinToGo: They forgot to blur out the butt! Yee Haw! https://t.co/knCI80Ret9
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feels good man http://t.co/NoMa1F2TPr
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@grahamvsworld those quotes read like @Cassetteboy has already had a shot at cutting them up.
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RT @woodmuffin: Californians dealing with drought by simply declaring water to be uncool. Rest of country curses its bountiful rain, lush v…
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@maradine https://t.co/AmBlnPnOAN
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Every rehearsal room in the space we’re renting one in was no-knocked a few years ago because: drug war. http://t.co/1SE4CYg2T3
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RT @codl: god fucking damn it http://t.co/S2bOyqVW72
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@alexeirrm years of accumulation!
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Drought-shaming this immersion chiller. 😡😢😂😰😨 http://t.co/uB6xvCK5MJ
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Welp, one of my neighbors is a cursed tomb robber. http://t.co/hQoxgvc08z
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Hot sight-glasses in your area. http://t.co/Y5ddYVDcQo
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I almost forgot how to use any of this shit. http://t.co/8u0UVM4AZd
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The chugger pump doesn’t come with a switched outlet, so I, uh, I improvised, like god damned caveman. http://t.co/DZALCZkDUt
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RT @susie_c: lolocracy http://t.co/UhFulRljPT
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too many cats http://t.co/ucA4OyLXS6
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RT @JamilSmith: I don’t use the word “evil” lightly. Payday loan shops are pure evil. Glad @sarahkendzior shined more light on them. http:/…
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May 8th, 2015 6:12pm
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RT @ryanhuber: I’d like to thank @fart for his work in uncovering a serious issue with @SlackHQ. http://t.co/YeJ9vKbyP8
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To paraphrase the great Shaggy 2 Dope:
Fucking recruiters, how do they work? -
Hey are you interested a hot single I know in Redwood City? If you two date, you’ll be:
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Aww, it’s so cute when a someone is so shy that they have friends try to pick people up for them purely based on where they sleep at night.
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DrFaustusAU Seussed up Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand”.
Yowza. http://t.co/DuUssL1j0v
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Red Right Hand by DrFaustusAU on DeviantArt
May 6th, 2015 5:57pm
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RT @brendlewhat: say what you will about albert einstein, but the guy made the time run on trains
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RT @Dr_Memory: When the full history of this time is written, I want it on the record that SF spent ten years failing to turn an abandoned…
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Not by Robert Anton Wilson or Robert Shea: http://t.co/QZuH26U2pK
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RT @marrowing: that… is a spicy meatball http://t.co/hHrBfy4eCj
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Please consider VAPE DIVISION for all your old rusty pole needs. http://t.co/jOm5JG10ka
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Only in Silicon Valley. http://t.co/hCsJhwO7uH
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May 2nd, 2015 10:09am
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Thank you for calling Hasbro! To join this call, do as Simon says.
SIMON: GREEN RED RED YELLOW GREEN BLUE BLUE RED
Me: ???
SIMON: RRRRRRRG -
Lou Stavely
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. @anthonykasza
INVOICE FOR RT
5 x minutes of my god damned life
1 x pain and suffering3 beers
WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS
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RT @jeffnoon: Joe’s firewall encircled his heart. It was set to block all intruders (with just one exception). Sadly, the one exception was…
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RT @alex_macdonald: I will fight to support the Oxford comma until I draw my last breath. http://t.co/Y0T6c3F4iI
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wewt
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RT @StephenAtWar: Where were you when Worf shut GamerGate down? http://t.co/cls3gnGH7N
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Me: Will this IM protocol file transfer succeed?
I Ching: ䷵ ䷻, the Marrying Maiden, changing to Measuring.
Me: ?
I Ching: …TRANSFER ERROR
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Enjoy Standage’s Victorian Internet? Check out Lapsley’s Exploding The Phone. ?☎️ "“What are you interested in… http://t.co/3f2BkDF0d5
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April 29th, 2015 7:52pm
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RT @CamdenGIFs: .@CrushD19 tosses a ball to empty seats at Camden Yards #Orioles http://t.co/c4d3ze1y5d
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RT @0f010d: Testing out BlockBlock - alerts on and allows you to block persistent modifications to OS X. https://t.co/ofuqzzAkwd
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RT @alexeirrm: Lots of work by awesome folks went into making this happen: Introducing Evernote Plus and the new Evernote Premium https://t…
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April 28th, 2015 9:54pm
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On second thought, I’ll just leave this marked as spam. http://t.co/TSQWcJbAt7
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April 26th, 2015 3:13pm
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My thoughts exactly.
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Jean shopping, these called out to me.
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You can put the Yahoo Un-Conference video stream back together yourself: just sprinkle https on it. http://t.co/KM4MtY8rDl
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April 25th, 2015 9:36am
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Santa! No, don’t! http://t.co/SA1gIGW498
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Friday Night’n it. http://t.co/6ZUkCkH2Y1
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RT @esten: SF, it’s come to this:
Until a one-bedroom costs less than $2,500, we all call it Frisco.
There’s only one way out: more housi…
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The glass is already broken
“You see this goblet?” asks Achaan Chaa, the Thai meditation master. “For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”
From Thoughts Without a Thinker: Psychotherapy from a Buddhist Perspective by Mark Epstein.
April 24th, 2015 5:39pm
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April 24th, 2015 8:28am
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RT @animaldrumss: Look, if I can do it, anyone can. as long as they have all the same traits and abilities as me, and also probably a simil…
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Acquaintance cards, a variety of calling cards, 1870s-80s. USA. Via dangerousminds. More to see: Mays / flickr. They were used “by the less formal male in approaches to the less formal female.”
April 23rd, 2015 8:49am
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Precious Renderings™
If I ever saw that many people using aspirational condo balconies at once I’d assume the worst. http://t.co/p3Ui0i87ty
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@grahamvsworld “Do you wanna make more money sure we all do so call this free number to find out how easy it is…” https://t.co/1Iq4lhkk7P
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Taking in a night tour at the rock.
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Philip Glass discusses his piano etudes
For the first episode of BAM’s new podcast, Philip Glass and several world-class pianists talk about Glass’s piano etudes and what makes them so challenging to perform.
April 20th, 2015 7:19pm
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how do I get out of vi navigation that developers sneak into apps that support j and k but not h and l?
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@reyjrar R I P
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17 years later, from the top, hoping I can make it past lesson 12 this time. 🎸 http://t.co/6BNyULIV4j
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D.I.: “Who’s your favorite Mark Wha—”
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@ssoper purely! I also managed to rm -rf / a server last week with a bad cron job.
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This morning I watered my 2011 macbook air and fed it piles of rice. I’m hoping it’ll sprout a bumper crop of new macbook airs.
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RT @kirstinbutler: “It was just a dumb thing. Then we put a chip in it. Now it’s a smart thing.” We Put A Chip In It! http://t.co/cmwa83kZp4
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@grahamvsworld @maradine what the fuck
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ZILVINAS KEMPINAS
Gemma, 2013
Resin, ultralight MDF, polyester, metal cleat, screws
ø118 cmApril 18th, 2015 10:55am
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RT @diocyde: “Our remediation plan worked and we haven’t seen them back.” -that’s because they stole everything dummy
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I see you enjoyed some light 20th century history, maybe you’ll also like these glasses made from pure snake oil http://t.co/uQ6EH04Sh3
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http://t.co/AaC8KAQNgI’s mission makes no sense but it accommodates critics so I’m happy to contribute.
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☑️ The Palace of Cine Arts
Pretty neat, but the Innovation Hanger is a tiny museum inside a techie trash fire. http://t.co/6Ais8qxlVa
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The Ice Cream
Jerry screams, Elaine screams, George screams for ice cream…
…but there is no one left to hear their cries. Except for Kramer, but he’s too busy screaming because he found a skull under his pillow.
April 17th, 2015 9:18pm
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April 17th, 2015 12:07pm
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In our terrestrial view of things, the speed of light seems incredibly fast. But as soon as you view it against the vast distances of the universe, it’s unfortunately very slow. This animation illustrates, in realtime, the journey of a photon of light emitted from the surface of the sun and traveling across a portion of the solar system, from a human perspective.
I’ve taken liberties with certain things like the alignment of planets and asteroids, as well as ignoring the laws of relativity concerning what a photon actually “sees” or how time is experienced at the speed of light, but overall I’ve kept the size and distances of all the objects as accurate as possible. I also decided to end the animation just past Jupiter as I wanted to keep the running length below an hour.
Design & Animation: Alphonse Swinehart / aswinehart.com
Music: Steve Reich “Music for 18 Musicians”
Performed by: Eighth Blackbird / eighthblackbird.orgApril 17th, 2015 11:44am
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somebody kill sticker me
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Helping to edit the everloving wife’s graduation speech about nursing re: Templars and Hospitallers, must to resist adding Umberto Eco-isms.
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Mom’s picnic blanket.
April 15th, 2015 11:21am
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April 15th, 2015 9:17am
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Model Model Model Village Jamieasp
The Model Village is a one-ninth scale replica of the heart of the beautiful Cotswold village of Bourton-on-the-Water, containing all the buildings from the Old Water Mill (now the Car Museum) down to the Old New Inn and the ford.
The village was created by a previous landlord of the Old New Inn, taking local craftsmen five years to build, and it was officially opened on the Coronation Day of King George VI and Queen Elizabeth (the late Queen Mother) in 1937. The village is such an accurate replica of Bourton-on-the-Water that is has a flowing river with water wheel, two ‘singing’ churches and even a model village within the Model Village.
April 15th, 2015 8:39am
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The Bad Set
Jerry goes onstage to perform his set, but when he opens his mouth, his skull falls out.
April 15th, 2015 8:36am
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April 15th, 2015 8:36am
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RT @emerose: Protecting infrastructure secrets with Keywhiz: http://t.co/EAkqSZu6ZZ
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“It doesn’t stand for Open Web Application Security by Procrustes. Also, fella, that is not a vulnerability.” –Theseus
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actually, buddy, everything I couldn’t find was a snake and did bite me and now i’ve built up a pretty badass immunity so I can take my time
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RT @woodmuffin: Instead of tear gas and batons, riot control police should use border collies.
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April 12th, 2015 7:56am
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BLESSED
Pretty nice gift for a show stamp. http://t.co/I9FcXhTM0s
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One more thing…
April 11th, 2015 1:43pm
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One more thing: http://t.co/Twvm8rLaXn
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🌲🍺🌳🍻🌲
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mo money
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case $1 in
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echo “The unix haters handbook was right.”;;
esac👏🏽 Half a parentheses
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Auguste Louis Lepère, Death and Passions Descend Upon the World, 1914
April 11th, 2015 10:20am
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sorry for saying dickweed, dickweeds
April 10th, 2015 5:49pm
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RT @maradine: @grantstavely now i can’t retweet your mischievous skylarkings
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https://t.co/742FJBeenT welp, flip. http://t.co/IuSH38P9wC
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RT @da_667: @AnarchistDalek I just wanna kill malware, preferably not people.
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RT @maradine: Here’s to Don Mattrick, who just made shy of 20M for firing roughly a thousand people and not drooling. It’s better to pimp …
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alt-angsty-teen take: I LEARNED IT BY COMPLAINING AT YOU!
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Novice: # TODO: parse this.
Advanced Beginner: # Parsed with regex
Competent: # Regexed, TODO: parse.
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Two yards of faux fur, a half yard of ½" foam, one can of Super 77.
I should’ve reupholstered this case years ago. http://t.co/CSzjfnzUwx
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@_paulmoreno
INVOICE NOTICE
AMMOUNT DUE: $.02
WORK PERFORMED: https://t.co/HwNbmMU1b9YOUR BUSINESS IS APPRECIATED
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If you’re gonna be in town for stuff, or whatever, let me know, I’ll have vague other people send you a free pass to the hall in my building
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RT @brockwinstead: @woolie subsidies
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RT @tarashoe: i’ll go to bed soon, just gotta think every single thought real quick
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@TheLiB that’s awesome!
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April 6th, 2015 8:55pm
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RT @Popehat: Amend the California Penal Code to make SWATting a felony http://t.co/5N8mlSrF97
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RT @satellitehigh: musicians wanted for prog rock band: influences include ayn rand, some elven hobbity bullshit, and the high-pitched scre…
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Go figure, he’s the banker.
April 5th, 2015 6:22pm
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Nice, fnnch has a show at La Onda this Frida. http://t.co/mDATjqxH4D http://t.co/iVi5vxHRye
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Hey Ryan Stavely Lauren Lawson Strom Hoffman, this is your notice that I watched The Final Countdown (1980) last night. I assume you’ve all got it on laserdisc but if not, ya might wanna.
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San Francisco’s Bring Your Own Big Wheel race: who’s in for next year’s with me? I’ll need to find my old K.I.T.T big wheel, add a working red light, and theme music.
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RT @burritojustice: localer than thou
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April 5th, 2015 10:38am
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RT @biorhythmist: This is so good: https://t.co/kRBVmQ0tQD
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Paul Moreno I rushed up Vermont from 16th thinking it started at 12, now killing time until 4 at sun flower and then idk. When are you heading over?
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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@alexeirrm Oh it gets funnier, I invite you to spend some time perusing amazon reviews for faux shag fur fabric by the yard. 🐯🐱🐶🐺🐨🐻🐴🐑🐰
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So I’m reupholstering the hard case on my '86 Guild D212 NT 12 string, and have no idea what I’m doing. https://t.co/R2NWDOz2P9
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From our definitive history of Max Headroom: how make-up and visual effects brought the “digital” celebrity to life.
Max Headroom was ostensibly a computer-generated character, but Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel knew early on that the technology wasn’t there to make that happen. The solution was to place actor Matt Frewer in prosthetic make-up with special contact lenses and a fiberglass suit, light him with a single light source that mimicked the primitive computer graphics of the time, and then shoot him against a blue screen so backgrounds could be added later.
April 4th, 2015 8:17am
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@tef I’ve never gotten farther lost easier or faster than I have from the Seattle Transit Tunnel to what the hell how are we in Bellvue?
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April 3rd, 2015 6:06pm
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’ .Le Corbusier © Willy Rizzo .
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April 3rd, 2015 6:04pm
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WHAT IF IT’S SHORT FOR SANITORIUM FRANCISCO
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RT @ElleOhHell: Why call it a belly button. It doesn’t DO anything when you press it.
click click click
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NBA MAXIMUM HANGTIME is a helluva drug. http://t.co/1710Y2IXoH
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All morning (~6:30am)+ it’s sounded like my upstairs neighbor is moving out. Nope, film crew. http://t.co/biFecjNZcj
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RT @freebsdgirl: If you think you are in danger of being swatted, talk to your police. File a citizens report. Explain SWATing. I’m happy t…
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RT @Fred_Delicious: how would u like your steak sir? we’ve got rare, ultra rare, legendary, fossil, or u can try and catch your own steak i…
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April 1st, 2015 10:03pm
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April 1st, 2015 9:51pm
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Less than a block from my apartment. http://t.co/wI4mHafO7n
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RT @JeffElder: Jury note from Pao-Kleiner trial asks: “Would you pls describe thought leadership again”? @daveyalba @NellieBowles http://t.…
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March 30th, 2015 6:20pm
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RT @extranapkins: The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago… on this very night
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RT @saladinahmed: The fact that there’s only one person who can see Mr. Snuffleupagus’s tweets is one of my favorite things on twitter. htt…
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The Neverending Story: A book store thief dreams up an elaborate Not All Children argument while hiding in an attic. http://t.co/Bl6cpbrPnm
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Come to the mission in the next 30 seconds if you want your fingers glued together. http://t.co/TgW1aI9gqq
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March 29th, 2015 10:32am
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Guerrilla Girls poster from 1992. From the Steven Leiber Extra Art archive. -ar
March 29th, 2015 10:26am
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Soft Hercules FAT Architecture
Soft Hercules is a stool cast from foam rubber - the soft squishy stuff that is usually used to make stress balls. The bust of Hercules, usually something solid both in its material and the culture it represents becomes unexpectedly soft, deforming a recognizable object into stranger shapes when it is sat on. It uses the plasticity of rubber to suggest a more uncertain and doubtful state.
March 29th, 2015 10:25am
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RT @sadserver: If you watch a movie of your life backwards, it’s about a sysadmin who regains youth/happiness as they forget more and more …
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“REPLBATT - ups”
I think my UPS is trying to tell me something.
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RT @famouscrab: fool me once thats enough of times for fooling me and i dont really enjoy it. Thanks
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RT @lnwdr: What if their full names are Ernie Waldorf and Bert Statler and the Muppet Show is set 50 years after Sesame Street?
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March 28th, 2015 9:11am
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March 28th, 2015 9:08am
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March 28th, 2015 9:07am
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RT @kosso: had to to get this out of my head. http://t.co/yi9OgHy0KL
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22′d past the old-old click factory and there’re penny farthings on either side of the doors that used to go to the FarmVille studio.
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Table for two, under No One.
Right this way sir.
Get it? Odysseus and Polyphemus?
It’s JSON grandpa, jeez. http://t.co/BEwyOE7oFQ
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Ollie Kroner posted this photo to Facebook, March 13, 2015, with the caption, “Quincy’s been waiting all week to show the garbage men his garbage truck. But, in the moment, he was overwhelmed in the presence of his heroes.”
March 27th, 2015 6:00pm
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Teaser clip from season two of Halt and Catch Fire
Halt and Catch Fire season two is starting on May 31! And there’s a five-minute clip to whet your whistle! And it passes the Bechdel test with flying colors!
The exclamation points mean that I am excited for the new season without explicitly saying so!! (via @kathrynyu)
March 27th, 2015 5:56pm
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RT @tuckonthis: hi long time caller first time listener, what is your show about
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Peak life experience I’m sure.
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RT @animaldrumss: yeah no shit dude. why would the apple fall far from the tree. the tree isn’t throwing the apples around, its gonna fall …
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March 26th, 2015 6:34pm
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RT @JerrySeinfelt: The Machine - When Kramer’s tub drain slows, he buys a plunger from a nearby bodega and tries to unclog it… http://t.…
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@coaxmetal nice, nice. I’m still waitlisted for the club but people at work are generous. Chocolate Rain is reason-to-join good.
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🎤, nice, like a chocolate port http://t.co/DXh0eR0hfV
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model internet posting ITT, OP is excellent markov fodder and or output: https://t.co/dB8P6RqFoN
holy moly
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RT @Benioff: Today we are canceling all programs that require our customers/employees to travel to Indiana to face discrimination. http://t…
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RT @eviloars: Okay guys, I directed a music video. About the Sewer. With Ronnie Lott. https://t.co/Au2y3fmBeS http://t.co/uRK7s6mYRQ
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March 25th, 2015 7:13am
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March 25th, 2015 7:10am
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Holy moly Adrian’s guitar solo on that mix of Heat Goes On. Beep boop.
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RT @aanand: All the heck over this audio nerd’s treatment of Remain in Light. Hearing so many things I never heard. https://t.co/aIonynuR34
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‘too many clues spoil the broth.’
Rodrigues Ottolengui (1898), The Nameless Man", http://t.co/buHtHFQuUw
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March 23rd, 2015 11:23pm
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Sean McCauley
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March 23rd, 2015 8:33am
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I mean: you’re not fixing it. Why is that Leon?
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You reach down to fix it, but you don’t have the right tools. It’s messy, it’s noisy bad, it’s busted, but you’re not fixing it.
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You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down… and find something mechanical that’s broken.
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March 22nd, 2015 5:26pm
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March 22nd, 2015 8:32am
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RT @luckyshirt: Like cold pizza? Maybe I can interest you in some warm lettuce and this one-way ticket to outer space, backwards mutant. #e…
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RT @MarkPritchard: “Enough with your dirty looks, cowards, and your macho violence.” Mural, 24th and Bryant Streets, #missiondistrict http:…
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Emo, rocking a new cone of shame. \o/
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Checked my smoke alarms at the DST switch thinking surely they’re hard wired ittyool 2015 and nope, 5 year old dead batteries. Don’t be me.
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If NORTH works out, and some horrible backwater stop doesn’t sue over it, go hog wild and put up even more signs, call ‘em SOUTH, idk, maybe
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Caltrain should deffo stop hitting things at 80 mph but they could also like, put up signs proudly pointing NORTH. It’s a full time job.
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(In our reality Zhukov was a WWII general, not WWI)
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An alt-history where WW1 General Zhukov invented clear coke, and Nixon was Pepsi’s global brand ambassador after ‘62 CA governor’s loss.
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TIL 90s design is part of css now
box-shadow: 0 0 10px 2px #666;heck yeah put it on the pizza
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March 20th, 2015 5:48pm
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RT @alexcpsec: Ok, this is the best thing on the Internet right now - https://t.co/vQSi04Rwlj
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RT @dril: sorry bartender. if i order the wrong beer the trolls will have a field day. lets play it safe. fiji water for me, with a Hint of…
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RT @peterhartlaub: The Chronicle’s first pizza recipe from 1947 is a culinary travesty: http://t.co/QkrdZ2UXtA http://t.co/73hzPUbfF9
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March 19th, 2015 8:31am
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i guess it’s pretty rad, yeah. we’d better spend ANOTHER several thousand years talking about it
March 19th, 2015 8:24am
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Welcome to ART411: Art History IV, “Art Quant.” What do you jerks think are the top 10 paintings? Well you’re wrong, these are the top 10.
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quants gonna quant
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RT @ArbysOnline: Arbae’s
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RT @MotherJones: This is one of the most fucked up charts you will see in the foreseeable future http://t.co/BlHNmufut0 http://t.co/utvG1sq…
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March 16th, 2015 8:17am
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New horizon line piece ‘After The Lighting Strikes’
72” x 58 ” oil and acrylic on canvas
Alex Jowett
http://www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting-After-The-Lighting-Strikes/419376/2300842/view
March 16th, 2015 8:15am
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RT @maximosis: I’m… gonna look for the elevator. http://t.co/eD2wAa5sTV
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that gene wilder wonka look I expect at hobby chat time with new people as I get to explain generic 30 something guy, right off the shelf
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@grahamvsworld tbh idk why I even use it, it doesn’t have spacebar scroll a mail, I’m not down with this new spacebar they are teaching kids
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RT @TomFulp: @ibogost I subscribe to the parallel universe theory: http://t.co/SpywNTZu7O
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airmail, that little flap isn’t big enough to get round stationery out the round envelope, nice, nice http://t.co/Xaeo4Ria0y
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March 15th, 2015 10:29am
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RT @kevinmonty: s/o to the pizza-stealing puppy being chased thru Dolores Park right now http://t.co/dRZI5rS8Rt
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almonds gotta learn to code is what i m sayin
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today on MXC, it’s the pigeon feeders versus the fake owl (owlgoyle?) and spike-armored-surface havers
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pretend i was gauche & took a pic of the lady at 16th & mission enjoying the flock eating a box of fruit loops she’d dumped out for ‘em
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dug out dad’s old sensui planar-magnetic cans, could probably make rent money selling these at digitalfix on valencia http://t.co/0muC6u29iP
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Outta control bulk foods snack added between healthy cereals by my desk at work.
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March 12th, 2015 8:45am
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Bauhausify The Web!
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RT @mplappert: Surprises you find when reading through the SQLite code. Somebody must’ve received a lot of calls. http://t.co/1yTAvYLHMx
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@DefuseSec so, Searle’s Chinese Room, s/intentionality/omnipotence/? I like it.
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A think piece about how my phone charger dying caused me to miss my bus by 3 minutes and my backup train by 1 minute.
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RT @posthumanmusic: the fan-led campaign for the Winston’s amen break is far more interesting than the Blurred Lines rich vs rich greedcunt…
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@eviloars unknown! I only walked past the same bear on 18th today.
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@eviloars if 18th st., that honey bear wasn’t a pirate or tagged three hours ago.
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@ssoper imo they get better. Also, I suggest: @cultureshipname 😃
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here’s my little take on that solo… i call it: almost exactly how it was recorded only played kinda poorly, i think you’re gonna like it
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dang that mailing list is busy today
huh
uh huh
nope
oh interesting
no
ugh
No!
finally!
No! No!
[i break my delete key]
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RT @SFBART: .@RobbyRoby Since 9/11 BART Police have recommended keeping them closed for security and that recommendation has not changed.
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RT @vogon: verge showed this slide without any further context, so I’m imagining that a moment of silence for brands occurred http://t.co/K…
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RT @tqbf: Thing I once said about hiring for “passion”: https://t.co/ZiIyuS4al2
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bringin sike back, sike
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On a 49 to Bakalinski’s Stairway Walk in Dolores Park, called “Trash Pickup.” Sike, Russian Hill South. http://t.co/rX5jpbnctX
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tfw finder says you got a file downloading, eta of never, and you don’t know what it could be cause safari is closed http://t.co/DKgWFYjpFL
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March 8th, 2015 12:23pm
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RT @parisreview: “If I don’t write I feel, well, a kind of remorse, no?” Jorge Luis Borges http://t.co/DV8CuJl5ND
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Never heard of it.
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RT @8BitCreepyPasta: http://t.co/xlsjjinpzM
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sup
nmu
broan http://t.co/SUIXCcXabK -
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Pretending I’m snowed in, psych I eat this stuff all the damned time.
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RT @sfmnemonic: No, no, I don’t ever want to play Farmville. Not ever.
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Window sash (top half, of course) mechanical failure confirmed, broke the bottom half while checking, am bleeding. Not my problem! Renting!
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Doing stuff around the house. …pearl Jam given to fly came on reminded of good times in new market coming over to your house. …and listening to you play guitar to all these songs. … have a good weekend
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That Mario video you sent Will was obnoxious
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“How do you like raping a city? Ya’ll ruining this city.”
nm u?
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fiscal time is a flat lie @maradine
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“Some things work out, some things don’t. That didn’t.” >>> https://t.co/qeeR69Tq96
Grantland Q&A: Errol Morris: http://t.co/sf1CgrZc6W
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RT @TheOnion: Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism http://t.co/bmLwl5kcDp http://t.co/qFvziEIIPe
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Kinda amazed how much I’m using @DidierStevens’s kicking rad oledump.py in 2015. http://t.co/Akl3GgbXIW
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OK, so, I need GOOD ideas people, not the bad ones you’ve been giving me. Come on. What do you got?
Birdman! That song from the Matrix! YES
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@nathanmccauley @diogomonica congratulations!
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RT @coolacid: Unfortunately, I currently find myself between gigs. Currently interested in Logging, Security Design, and DFIR gigs.
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RT @animaldrumss: This is maintained by a system of checks and balances. For example, the president takes longer to charge his attacks, but…
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Bacula
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[I pour a tiny splash of beer into the sink carefully for all the people who OPSEC on LinkedIn playing ostrich about their entire biz model]
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The meta-game required to play three-degrees-of-RCE with most developer-penned vulnerability disclosure’s threat models is staggering.
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@michaelcoyote stone. It’s my first stab at a proper Caputo 00 recipe.
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🍕pizza slow🍕 http://t.co/EVIU3kOCgf
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So I climbed out a window onto the roof to set free a flaskmob of fruit flies. I willed ‘em to swarm Linea patrons. 🔥
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Left the airlock popped on an empty keg and fruit flies moved in a gentrified the hell out of it. Pictured: the dead. http://t.co/ptBycEiC4s
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February 28th, 2015 5:39pm
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RT @grahamvsworld: Spend way less time caring what people who like to talk about it think. Find people who do it, and ask them instead.
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RT @chalkbrighton: ‘Hello Braling, said Braling’ http://t.co/nfOhXcuuwA for Leonard RIP @DK_SolidSteel @djfood
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heh as if you’d need to they have x-ray vision
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http://t.co/AKXcskLlBb youre right, that /is/ a nice bike, aim for center mass officer hamurabi <<<<<<<
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Unexpected search results for @Bro_IDS parser response: Freemasons Monthly Magazine, 1861: https://t.co/sO6573EPwM
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February 26th, 2015 8:30am
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February 26th, 2015 8:22am
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Two dental hygienists agree: @grantstavely looks like Keanu.
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February 24th, 2015 7:42pm
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February 24th, 2015 6:20pm
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me: hi i’m your server at “How My Cats Fare” howaya?
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do’n’t be a rando don’t be a rando don’t be a rando shit i rando’d sorry
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@tjcrowley @headhntr ahem, http://t.co/z06gWumXP4
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many bugs make all eyes shallow
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RT @selenakyle: a thing of internets
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RT @philrockuno: @HairySkeletor hellz yea http://t.co/gdiXioS7Sz
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Take note. Thanks.
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RT @anthonykasza: RT "@mrgcastle: Write full packet capture to disk at 10Gbps, get packets for analysis selected by bpf https://t.co/cqywJR…
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I made the cursor on my website a god damned grabby fist because I can. http://t.co/3bTWZSBFLf
PS check out that scrollbar like whoa
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RT @JeffreyATW: @dustin We kicked out the person printing these posters at @noisebridge last night. Pretty ironic to do this from a hackers…
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It’s like “The Five Minute Hallway” from House of Leave, but for OS X Spaces. http://t.co/6xoOGRP5gy
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RT @Scott_Wiener: This is really gross & un-SF: "@asmallteapot: ❤️💔 Good morning, Mission District! 💔❤️ RT @dustin: good morning, sf — http…
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still clicking after all these years
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I’ve literally waited years to get a photo of “The Other Painted Ladies” without any cars parked out front. Finally got it, thanks to Tuesday morning street sweeping on Valencia!
February 19th, 2015 8:02pm
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Background checks for my east coast friends, east coast checks for my background friends.
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RT @grahamvsworld: Just a non-stop torrent of shade thrown at Lenovo’s security team by people who mostly work for corps selling advertisin…
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RT @reyjrar: Jim Jefferies on #`Gun Control: https://t.co/ajACfYOBvo Love it. Every piece of it. Great. #Repeal2ndAmmendment #FuckTheNRA
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who is screaming at me to livetweet I will never livetweet show yourself etc etc ad nauseum infinitum
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RT @DavidCamposSF: I’m happy @AirBNB has paid back taxes. But sad state of affairs that a corporation following the law constitutes a victo…
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RT @jjarmoc: Many eyes make all bugs shallow. Always have a trusted partner review your code. http://t.co/uhXu0kCEMd
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Business cattery Vice President JibJab. http://t.co/fBaYCiQwGR
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I hate K-Billy. I hate his stupid Super Sounds of 18th and San Carlos. K-Billy, please K-Stop. 🔇
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That’s Stevie Ray Vaughn’s Hendrix, n’ before that Oye Como Va, & InAGaddaDaVida, as K-Billy’s Super Sounds of 18th and San Carlos continues
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@grahamvsworld sociopaths and narcissists excel by convincing others that absence is opportunity.
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cop: do you know how compliant you are?
lawyer: 10,000 percent
cop: oh crap, this thing must be broken, u r free 2 go
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RT @kashhill: “Stop clicking sketchy emails.” Much like telling people to, “Stop taking nude photos.” Still going to happen. http://t.co/WG…
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RT @humphriesmark: There are few sounds more satisfying than that of a failed skateboard trick in a public space.
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Like Uber, but for cleaning those little spots of fly poop from your apartment walls, ceiling, chandeliers, molding, tile, oven, and more.
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Thanks, Obama.
February 13th, 2015 5:31pm
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[Elmo swinging his feet] Nothing like trashing distro rubies and pythons for crummy old web apps. Web frameworks can’t melt steel beams!
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An hour and a half of @djfood’s Aphex Twin picks interspersed w/ interviews: https://t.co/vsij5lXhTm
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RT @eviloars: Liney the Pliner
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RT @tinysubversions: 3 Reasons Why Writers Hate Markdown http://t.co/Nfoso4GXke
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A colorized view of the Hindenburg disaster in New Jersey, May 6, 1937.
omg
February 10th, 2015 11:19pm
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The WEYLAND-YUTANI-NAVIENT off-worlders that services my financial instruments of minimal interest now offer CBT: http://t.co/iV1VhvOyWp
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omg I can’t even http://t.co/vJSyZ6oiPG
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RT @HottestStartups: Startup idea: Exactly what, is not clear, but in any case the only ones with a chance are the participants.
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Professor Pinkerton: Today class, we’re going to discuss how to spot [on chalkboard] L-A-T-E-X M-A-S-K-S.
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[3 tones] [Dispatch: 613 211S robbery in progress 19 Elm St. BOLO 5 men in Ross Perot masks, Hypercolors, SKIDZ, Rebok Pumps]
Cop: Again!?
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RT @iansteadman: Philip K Dick’s “Ubik” (1969) manages to explain in half a page why the Internet of Things will suck under capitalism http…
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RT @cwodtke: Got the message @DiceTechJobs
Tech talent is male.
Men don’t have to be good looking to suceed.
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Thanks Grant Walker. Storked to be using these.
Todd Straceski don’t feed the pigeons.
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[rikers over a chair] “Hey there, so any plans this weekend? Me? I’ma go see Dad Rock tonight. You should come with.”
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How corny would it be if we just get really real and just name our cover band Dad Rock? Dibs if nobody else has done that yet.
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February 8th, 2015 7:26pm
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Look Ma, that’s my hand.
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RT @evernote: The beauty of paper. The power of Evernote. | Learn more: http://t.co/N7HC8bcj9z http://t.co/tL2XHxxA56
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Totally Legal Washington State Recreational Cannabinoids
omg becky
February 8th, 2015 8:50am
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FuzzyClock (https://t.co/DnjS4Y4Ms7) has been disappearing on me, so I switched to https://t.co/ldNsChTKku, then to https://t.co/4cHPdBw57d.
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@michaelcoyote I would! Would be fun to include pieces of John Freeman’s collection from http://t.co/bwzAkFOtrt, etc.
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[a black and white ghost zooms in and out]
Tune in next week!
Same [redacted]-time!
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Steptoe Cyberlaw Podcast – Interview with Rebecca Richards
February 3, 2015
Via steptoecyberblog.com:
In this week’s episode, our guest is Rebecca Richards, NSA’s director of privacy and civil liberties. We ask the tough questions: Is her title an elaborate hoax or is she the busiest woman on the planet? How long will it be before privacy groups blame the Seattle Seahawks’ loss on NSA’s policy of intercepting everything? How do you tell an extroverted NSA engineer from an introvert? And, more seriously, now that acting within the law isn’t apparently enough, how can an intelligence agency assure Americans that it shares their values without exposing all its capabilities?
Get more from Becky and the NSA’s Civil Liberties and Privacy at NSA.gov
Jesus Christ this is written like the bumper for a Nickelodeon show, what the fuck is wrong with these people?
February 6th, 2015 6:11pm
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The baddies in a western picture wear black hats. The baddies in a hacker picture wear sunglasses. http://t.co/nsvu822BF8
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PS: I started #logoff on freenode for kind of a general no-topic-ok-i-guess-computer-mostly room. Stop by if you aren’t a jerk.
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Looks like I’m nickserve squatting someone’s real first-name+last-initial with the clever alt to my usual handle. Sorry pal, clever > real.
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RT @drewtoothpaste: Come to VLC Media Player in next 15 mins if u want an ass kicking http://t.co/gFXijcCmqS
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RT @dril: im still noob after all these years, after 20 years of the computer im still noob, unbelievable
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RT @Clarko: “The Aristocrats”, but for Meritocracy.
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The Society of the Crossed Keys, from The Grand Budapest Hotel (dir. Wes Anderson, 2014)
February 5th, 2015 6:34pm
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RT @whitefordbronco: And for 8 minutes, all was right in the world. #SavedByTheBell https://t.co/jZjS0Evd9t
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email is just ascii art with dedicated sockets in /etc/services, hth
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Vim knuckle tats
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I just read the strangest, most farcical, violent, murder defense short story (http://t.co/Sa5kFFbEE4), and it’s got nothing on Ulbricht.
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See: “The Best American Mystery Stories of the Nineteenth Century” (http://t.co/GtKNB41zBQ)
Penzler’s 20th century collection is great too!
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BADADVICE.TXT
Get more than one, so they can play together.
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February 3rd, 2015 5:59pm
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February 3rd, 2015 5:59pm
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RT @animaldrumss: if you’re scared to talk to someone because they’ll judge you and think you’re stupid, remember, people you aren’t scared…
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RT @MicroSFF: “Are these spacesuits for men or women?”
“Lady, they’re not fashion, they’re for work.”
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TIL what Ipse dixit (http://t.co/DEV548n6zI) means: http://t.co/DNGCx6IvF2
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Every organizational generation, priests must sacrifice additional Letters & Words on the name altar to preserve the Team from annihilation.
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If you don’t get depressed as hell by the “If you aren’t doing this you aren’t doing that” motivator trope, you’re lousy at being depressed.
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’ .whiterabbitpennants.com .
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’ .whiterabbitpennants.com .
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’ .whiterabbitpennants.com .
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February 2nd, 2015 7:01am
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OCVs: A unit of time approximating the number of minutes in a set-list that Oye Como Va will be played since the last time it was played.
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Context: a man across the street from me regularly drags a PA out on the corner and plays a small set of classic rock greatest hits albums.
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Playing only the same few dozen hits of the most shy, stoic, and unsung generation, it’s Classic Rock Sunday at 18th and San Carlos!
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RT @srfeld: I’m a big admirer of Judge Jed Rakoff’s one-man quest to fix the U.S. criminal justice system. His latest is here: http://t.co/…
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@alexeirrm I may’ve found a loophole. http://t.co/6V5TvrEbjE
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Hey there youtubers, this is @grantstavely and you know what I hate?
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Haven’t had coffee for 7 days. Haven’t had alcohol for 5 of those days. I’m probably healthier with this cold than without it.
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RT @dril: ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote’s son
FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level
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From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day……
January 31st, 2015 8:14am
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The Pharmacy Radio # 26 - Guy Picciotto of Fugazi / Rites of Spring: interview + tunes.
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@alexeirrm @vurtyou noticed the same thing.
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RT @grahamvsworld: This is my favorite drone picture ever, http://t.co/vYgMfA86JJ
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RT @jeffnoon: On the electric fence that surrounds the Garden of Eden, a notice reads… DANGER! DEMILITARISED ZONE. UNEXPLODED ORDNANCE. K…
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- Thou Shalt Not Bear Live Witness of Conferences
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RT @maradine: I need people, and I have headcount. If you know a lad or lass with a taste for unique problems, please forward. https://t.…
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lurk… forever.
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😍 that cve-2015-0235 Exim POC.
220 debian-7-7-64b ESMTP Exim 4.80 …
HELO
000000000000… (1239 0s)Connection closed by foreign host.
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Kudos to Google for catching my phishing hook mirror in less than 24 hours. Don’t forget to rm their scripts kiddies. http://t.co/CyXfmO772z
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RT @AJKhn: and closer to home: “Let’s sue Mountain View” http://t.co/5TttVng6QT (or, on my errands today, I saw 20 houses that should be 4-…
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RT @AnnieHe22249115: Evernote plans towards be met with listed taking place the corny patronage consistent with the become of of pos…
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January 24th, 2015 11:36am
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RT @kissane: If you are one of the four people who hasn’t read @debcha’s superb “Why I am Not a Maker,” please remedy that: http://t.co/nFc…
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@chadweinman Yep, very. His one-day-course thingies are fun too. Also: s/rtener/@richtener/
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RT @alexeirrm: Meh-hattan: Gallo vermouth based Manhattan cocktail
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RT @ibogost: A security program made of robot lions.
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@chadweinman Yep! I’d lent Envisioning Information to @rtener and he’s just returned it.
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Tweets are my own.
Legal sig added by employer.
EULA not read closely.
Paywall Google-dorked.
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Anyone can renick to anything they damned want on this platform and somehow we haven’t normed to using Quake style clan tags.
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. @grahamvsworld it isn’t right me having this collection going and nobody around to give me a hard time for it. http://t.co/2U52WVdefk
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RT @normative: @marciahofmann @sarahjeong We were somewhere on the edge of the Darknet, around Silk Road, when the drugs began to take hold…
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Already reblogged this, doing it again now, will do it again every time I see it.
January 22nd, 2015 6:27pm
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The issue here turned on the work content of a day’s labor power, which Taylor defines in the phrase ‘a fair day’s work.’ To this term he gave a crude physiological interpretation: all the work a worker can do without injury to his health, at a pace that can be sustained throughout a working lifetime. […] Why a ‘fair day’s work’ should be defined as a physiological maximum is never made clear. In attempting to give concrete meaning to the abstraction ‘fairness,’ it would make just as much if not more sense to express a fair day’s work as the amount of labor necessary to add to the product a value equal to the worker’s pay; under such conditions, of course, profit would be impossible. The phrase ‘a fair day’s work’ must therefore be regarded as inherently meaningless, and filled with such content as the adversaries in the purchase-sale relationship try to give it.
— Braverman, Labor and Monopoly Capital, “Scientific Management” (via gameboat)
January 22nd, 2015 6:20pm
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January 22nd, 2015 6:10pm
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RT @leyawn: wow two pizzas for one… what a Faustian bargain “thats not what that means” wow what a Faustian hater
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Mute the TV and drop the needle on The Dark Side of the Moon the third time Joe Biden smiles.
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Another Redmond First: Notification Center is just Windows 98’s Active Channels skinned for user acceptance.
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RT @MicroSFF: “You have to change the web form.”
“Why?”
“You can’t ask what species our customers are.”
“It determines title.”
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RT @jjarmoc: New term; Narcissan XSS. It’s like reflected, but the only actual attack vector is from the finder who fell in love with it.
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Some dude on craigslist needs help beating vanilla dome in super mario world. They had me at whiskey and donuts.
January 18th, 2015 7:20pm
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RT @JusticeWillett: The revolution begins. http://t.co/vGuU3BIF0q
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RT @reevesgabrels: Album now out from power trio Reeves Gabrels & His Imaginary Friends. Bandcamp digital. Enjoy. http://t.co/1owpCtbIXh ht…
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Pelican dive. from Grant Stavely on Vimeo.
January 17th, 2015 4:15pm
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Golden Gate Bridge - Southbound from Grant Stavely on Vimeo.
January 17th, 2015 2:35pm
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Video compression on Facebook will probably ruin this, enjoy in HD on Vimeo for slightly less useless.
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We were trying to get from the Presidio to Ocean Beach and took a wrong turn and, welp, had to check the bridge off my local-tourism list.
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Yeah, pretty intimidating right?
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Mysterious gloves found in my bike helmet: yours?
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The cat equivalent of the “His Master’s Voice” gramophone is a warm radiator. http://t.co/frDULcCfKq
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RT @Applebees: @mckt_ #SeeYouSoon then? #PubDiet ~ ARN
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(You gotta flip your javascript interpreter on for that one.)
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RT @tinysubversions: We here at Terrible Magazine are pleased to announce we have instituted a new Disclosure Policy. http://t.co/OBgk7oxjgw
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Bulk data collection is “everybody poops” + “well, maybe, but I gotta know for sure.”
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RT @GoldbergLawDC: Attorney General Eric Holder ends federal asset-forfeiture program that incentivized states to steal from citizens.
htt…
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RT @rentzsch: OS X DNS flushing, a retrospective:
niload hosts / < /etc/hosts
lookupd -flushcache
dscacheutil -flushcache
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RT @haroonmeer: New Dan Geer talk/paper:
“T.S Kuhn Revisited”(Aka: is Cyber Security a Science?)
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RT @zachwhalen: Some brilliant conceptual haiku in this month’s Highlights magazine. By Nathan, age 9, #botALLY. http://t.co/E9UwBrz22z
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RT @aphyr: brb writing a thing for my shell so that whenever I ^C a command it takes a selfie and posts the command + my horrified reaction…
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rm’d my tweetbot filter to try to be a better person and fuck if it isn’t an ordinal list of bad joke subjects again. http://t.co/U9JLcgnCr1
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RT @lmirani: Brilliant: Taliban members emailed each other with subjects lines like "CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBT” to avoid detection. http://t.co…
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RT @ftrain: People who sort books by color are dead-souled monsters who hate truth.
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RT @danielnazer: .@lagunitasbeer sues @SierraNevada for including letters “IPA” on beer label.
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RT @tomstandage: The Kindle edition of my “dotcom cult classic” book “The Victorian Internet” is $1.99 on http://t.co/PuQtgPaSsw today http…
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Serve pizza, not warrants.
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Look, we’ve all got different priorities, and mine are that we sell the surplus military urban mobility gear to the pizza delivery guys.
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POWELL STATION
Bart Elevator Tech #1: Once we got that rat outta there, good to go!
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RT @anthonykasza: RT “@brutelogic: Network Traffic Sniffing
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The year is 2374. World governments have united as one, and all of humanity speaks one language. Outsider jargon misuse still peeves nerds.
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RT @tinysubversions: http://t.co/F6yQatAg9p
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Did any of you ship me this as a clever joke I don’t get? Amazon fulfillment seems to have made a mistake.
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“Waiting for GOTO”
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RT @susie_c: 💊💰🔫🚓✏️🎨 http://t.co/sdZkV39e1m
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I really dig the contraction trend written English is taking. I hope doubles become (more) standard too. http://t.co/DISmlWajGH
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RT @YearlyAwards: We’ve named @grantstavely our Least Spacious Person of 2014!
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RT @Bro_IDS: Bro4Pros: The first Bro workshop for advanced users. February 18&19. Register now! http://t.co/yiF4JsK4Vp
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N A V I E N T
I prefer to believe my student loans pay down the space ship their logo and brand would fit better on. http://t.co/fhwm8JSmSI
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Instead, if you must, hold them accountable for grievances caused, and the technologies they proliferated that facilitated the tactics.
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You have to stop holding yourselves and your governments accountable for the success of specific tactics of a violent few.
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I hope Gestalt reopens with @lagunitasbruhws Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale on tap. http://t.co/ERFXNLbsR2 http://t.co/wzsysUK44V
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RT @tef: smart pipe https://t.co/DcbbGBecZo
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RT @justinschuh: We looked into WhiteHat Aviator yesterday, and here’s my tl;dr on why it’s unsafe: https://t.co/6s7F2dHbwn
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you: I feel bad about that thing that happened
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January 8th, 2015 8:40pm
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RT @IMGoph: shame this wasn’t built. MT @AIABaltimore: Below is an image of the 1968 #Baltimore Metro plan http://t.co/35F14MTjSR (h/t @Tra…
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Moving in Stereo http://t.co/qyjkhbYLL4
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Listening to the Meat Puppets is like hanging onto the end of a length of cyclone fencing being swung in circles by your unstable older brother.
— The 50 Most Drug-Addled Albums in Music History | The Weeklings (via merlin)
January 7th, 2015 9:13am
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hahahahahahahahaha
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Ignoring GeoIP entirely: “Someone willing to do this probably has excellent opsec.”
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Relying on GeoIP for attribution: “We might be owned, but that network probably isn’t.”
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IKEA INTYRNYT http://t.co/GUsxmbfFhf
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RT @marcindeptula: @shanselman Try Prehistorik 2, I got this message on screen. http://t.co/ykeapeNwpW
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January 5th, 2015 6:09pm
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The blended beer styles fad will probably take off but I’ll always picture a 4th grader at a soda fountain when I drink them, with a straw.
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RT @luckyshirt: My signature dance move is the Nope.
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January 4th, 2015 8:03pm
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You know, my favorite thing about The Innernette is that it’s 100% secure. https://t.co/zoPv30akhJ
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January 4th, 2015 6:28pm
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RT @ianbremmer: Could be the Best Cartoon Ever http://t.co/S5bJmbtp8T
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RT @BenedictEvans: In 1944, the editor of Astounding Science Fiction noticed a lot of his subscribers had suddenly moved to an obscure town…
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RT @luckyshirt: Mortgage app just asked my sex.
The fuck.
Are people missing payments because of their genitals?
Can’t pay today. Bought…
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I keep misreading these ntpd toots as “Finding and Exploiting NYPD vulnerabilities” @TwoHeadlines retoots. Would click if genuine.
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@rodtronics @grahamvsworld Auckland, Napier, and Wellington with stops in Rotorua, Masterton, Taranaki, and Taupo. Next visit: South island.
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RT @textfiles: I was all “Geez, https://t.co/G9iTJCVV7U is very good. Almost too good.” Then I realize IT’S REALLY BRIAN MAY AND BRIAN BLES…
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I just got back from New Zealand, so I’ll megapost this together: U.S. labor laws are gross, tipping is horrible, the metric system is ok.
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It’s a beautiful country. We’ll definitely be back for the south island in a few years.
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Auckland sunset from Devonport.
