facebook posts from 2012

1. NYE Party mix suggestion for those of you hosting.

2. Happy Birthday!!

3. Happy Birthday, Son, I am very proud of you

4. Happy birthday! (?)

5. Happy birthday! Thank you, again for being older than me:)

6. Hey everyone, it’s Kevin Bernier’s birthday today! Happy Birthday Kevin!

7. “psycho-mambo”

8. Hey Grant! Don’t miss this chance, Wesley Chang just won the big pot. To celebrate a special bonus is being offered to their friends for a limited time!

9. Hey Grant! Don’t miss this chance, Wesley Chang just won the big pot. To celebrate a special bonus is being offered to their friends for a limited time!

10. I keep forgetting I have this kindle. Catching up on some old Ring Lardner stories because I’m a sucker for guys that write strange (see also: Damon Runyon).

11. That steam beer in Frisco sure’ll make a fella logey.

12. Nice old interview. I like the bit about the daggers.

13. pew pew pew

14. A good mix.

15. Even though the hop on the Hillsboro Hops’ hats isn’t wearing a hat with a hop on it, I want one of these hats.

    http://t.co/7flEdbkR

16. A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Containing. Always be containing. Always be containing.

17. (man) Budweiser Presents: “Real Men Of Genius”.

    Today, we salute you, Mr. m3u playlist creator.

    “Mr. .m3u playlist creator!”

    …

18. And a monocle-in-hand bow and top hat twirling flourish to @grahamvsworld for coining the term “goaternity”.

19. The Reg cites Forbes: two mirrors with goatse etched into them facing each other, infinitely tunneling into goaternity: http://t.co/5aNVPDQI

20. 

    

    

    

    Wow, pours as clear as a macro on the first pour — but tastes a little lively as it should, having just carried it around the “brewery” and set it in the fridge — what the heck did I do right?

    

    

    

    

    

    Ah, a very small sign that they forgot to put up says to go to the National desk instead.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    NB I took this picture from the top of a volcano–Haleakala. Thanks for the suggestion Danny!

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    Gueuez and pils next. The gueuez is oaky and awesome!

    

    

    The water is a brisk 68 degrees but yougetusedtoit.

    

    

21. Lo Pan: They have returned. And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them. Little bastard sorcerer has brought them through the Bog of the Dead Trees.
    [calling to him telepathically]
    Lo Pan: Egg Shen… EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin.
    [cackles]
    Lo Pan: That’s right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds!

22. HATERS DELENDA EST

23. Ravi Shankar did some pretty cool stuff.

24. 

    AT&T Field, where the Giant’s play.

25. Zynga Holiday Party: an excuse for Santa Hats (and Santa PEZ).

26. Davies smells like pine trees for San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir’s Santa Concert, yum.

27. For your furball.

28. Then… an ol’ fashioned black-n’-white circle-jerk not-gay JO session.

    Now.…http://t.co/paksw9xT

29. “Orbit”, from Tom Verlaine’s 2006 Songs and Other Things is a really, really good tune.

30. Bitter steamy cold break.

31. Brewing a @surlybrewing Bitter Brewer.

    Neat recipe: some oats, some barley, first wort hops, 90m boil, and dry hops.

    http://t.co/n4NKS0Du

32. Kite Hill Open Space: Dusk

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

33. Kite Hill Open Space: Sunset

34. The Castro flag, looking up Market St.

35. Hahahaha

36. Imperial Stout: 3 month secondary, keg conditioned, ready just in time for Thanksgiving!

37. QOTSA fans: all of the Desert Sessions are great, not all of them sound like QOTSA.

38. I just slid this, enveloped, under my neighbor’s gate: http://t.co/YlY1BPDS

    His 12PM alarm clock beeps 3 hours a day.

    Every day.

39. Skinaffect at Bender’s last night!

40. \m/.

41. how do I get rid of infomash1!!

42. The Grenada, our apartment building, at it looked from Mission street in 1924, found on oldsf.org. Rad! http://www.oldsf.org/#ll:37.761701|-122.421578,e:AAB-5872|551,m:37.76166|-122.42465|16

    

    Also neat, it looks like the ground floor garages hadn’t been put in yet.

43. We went to this last year and highly recommend it to fellow San Franciscans.

44. NBA games have the best intermission entertainment.

45. Court side VIP seats, Warriors vs. Cavaliers. MAXIMUM HANGTIME!

    

    Lol, Warriors. Sportball!

46. Lead from the front Maryland, way to go!

47. A tech-journalist’s writing doesn’t echo and nobody knows why.

48. As described. Sometimes this jerk’s alarm goes off for an hour straight, in the middle of the afternoon. What I did not expect is the roommate-retaliation captured in the 15 seconds I happened to be recording it.

49. Kraut!

50. TING

51. The best kind if notes-to-self.

52. Micro-table tennis.

53. LET’S GO CLICKERS!

54. blockquote>Weekend browser extension idea: identify and immediately follow “via” links.</blockquote

    ᔥ “a curator”
    ↬ “an adult”

55. What happened then, well in Broville they say
    that the Bro’s guns grew three sizes that day
    And then the true meaning of Baseball came through,
    and the Bros gained the strength of ten Bros, plus two.

56. B man lumberjacking up a light post w/ belt
    I shaken bottles of champaigne, sprayed
    N ~vintage~ 2010 t-shirt
    G sun-roof standers
    O fireworks

57. Taking in a magic show

58. Friday night jams.

59. Stickball!

60. Liberal arts!

61. 

    

    

    The Great Frank’s LinkedIn Profile Picture Contest

62. To Whom It May Concern,
    I can understand wanting to seem youthful and young; I can! I have long wondered if the scars on my eyebrow, chin, forehead, chest and legs would date me in the field of information security. But to post pictures of my face when I was 12 years old as a LinkedIn profile pic, that seems a bit misleading. I have most of my hair left, so I am not ashamed to post current pictures of my head. I would ask that all do the same, including yourself.
    Sincerely,
    Srant Gravely.

63. Literally exactly what you nerds sound like to neurotypicals.

64. Pig scramble! Hey so I need a haircut and don’t know what to get. Pretend this a checkbox poll and vote vote vote.

65. Yum. Smoked peat moss.

66. Janes Addiction.

67. Please help Dinosaur Jr. fully enclose J Mascis in stacked guitar amp cabinets by sending any spare amps to 420 Baked Ave, Erryday Connecticut.

68. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

    http://t.co/q9y31pju

69. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

70. NB there are only two weeks of candy corn season left.

71. Partyname Candidatename 2012!

72. Holy moly the rapture was 10/3/2011. The cows have been gone for over a year. Still clicking.

73. Racking a NB Shining Star Pale Ale. Yummy already.

74. P good. Cask bitter and porter are excellent. (I went back solo to try he porter)

75. Smart.

76. LETS GO CITYNAME SPORTBALLERS!

77. 

78. New best use of the mega screen in the cafe at work.

    Excellent!

79. Last year we gave the the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (NPR, PBS, etc.) 445 million dollars. I know that sounds like a lot of money but it’s .0001179% of federal expenditures last year. As a percentage of the current U.S. population (309 millions), we’d only need to dedicate 36,000 of you to fund CPB. And that’s not even how taxes even work, just back-of-the-napkin shit. (pardon the math, I just used wikipedia and wolfram alpha).

80. Careful clicking folks: the cowclicker.com ssl certificate has expired.

81. Undecided Infographic —=-===-=—===-==—–

82. 

    How did they get a picture of the game IN the game. Wow.

    

    

83. There are friends, and there are friends.

84. 

    We shoulda got the full boots. I’m kinda ashamed and want to go back next weekend and do it right but all October it’ll be full of amateurs. Let’s DIY.

85. 

86. Oktoberfest begins (for us).

87. Clouds crashing over Twin Peaks during my ride home.

88. Panel 1: Dog thinks “I’ve got just the thing!”
    Panel 2: Dog clicks to this web comic.
    Panel 3: Dog pastes link to web comic in chat.

89. Nice!

90. 

91. Man it’s been a while, and still, I never think “Man, I want a steak.” anymore. I think “I want @treyford to make me a Chateaubriand.”

92. Live long and prosper.

93. “The Turn”

94. In the Zynga Box for the first time this season: yay!

95. The Internet Archive is pumping 20 channels of TV News into the archive going back a few years and hopefully ingesting all the way back to 2000 eventually. Holy moly.

96. My mid-2011 MacBook air is born again.

    http://t.co/EkhcKRQi

    That was stupid and shouldn’t have been necessary.

97. 

98. Looks like Rain in MD today?

99. Cheers!

    

    

    

    

100. Idiot.

101. Yum.

102. Octoberfest!

103. Not a round the clock shop. Welp.

104. A good mix.

105. hahaha

106. (In the business, this is known as the wet bias.)

107. ouija for the illiterate.

108. Blazing Saddles behind the mechanical bull at our Friday Happy Hour.

109. Ooh it’s shiny!

110. “MBAops”, lol

111. Little Red Riding Hood.

112. A huge double rainbow over Potrero Hill from the roof of my building in The Mission.

     

     “The better to see you with!”

     

     There are 12 units in my building. 6 people were on the roof with me 😃

113. Well http://t.co/E9O9VWRQ sure is a thing.

114. lulz

115. Wild.

116. 

     Pictures can’t describe it. It’s a five mile easy loop, check it out. (Especially this pic, as I’m a lil’ mad at MS PhotoStich, I put the full res version on flickr and it’s all ghosty.)

     

117. Oakland and San Francisco from the top of Sunset Trail on Angel Island.

118. Rice-a-roni the gay hippie trolly car wharf hill earthquake Irish coffee Chinatown valley Alcatraz

119. On the ferry to Angel Island.

120. Point Reyes Headlands. “The foggiest place on the west cost of the United States.”

121. The President’s recipie

122. “Serve: 9/1.” Well OK, if I say so, I guess I gotta.

123. Where should we go around Sonoma (or on the way there) today? Up for some very light hiking or sight-seeing.

124. Welp,

125. “We clicked it!”

126. Mom, Dad, we beat all 29 teams in 󾟖 NBA Maximum Hangtime 󾟖 tonight. We did it! We really did it!

127. Riding with no hands behind a rider with no handlebars. (at Franklin Square) [pic] — http://t.co/ivvmI2uY

128. Airlock head.

129. San Franciscans: The finally opened Farina Pizza at 18th and Valencia just bumped Baretta out of the number three spot in my personal list of local pizza. Give it a try: very traditional, simple pizzas with maybe a smidge more post-oven olive oil than I’m used to, extremely soft, almost underdone crust, ample cheese, mild sauce.

130. It’s a Count Basie evening.

131. A neat hour of Thai folk (with some Jamaican Reggae, Beninese Afrobeat, Ethiopian Jazz, and more, they say).

132. Nils Puhlmann spotting.

133. Nice mix.

134. My kindle’s screen is toast. 󾌦󾕆

135. Oh boy.

136. Neat, first new Noon novel in a long time. Purchased.

137. Do you have a Dale’s Pale Ale clone?

138. Eh, how bad can a 4 mile ride that is almost entirely ascent?! -on our second breather stop.

139. Draftee Daffy -> Handbrake -> “Gif Animator” -> 2MB down to 700k. Who has photoshop?

     http://t.co/K6xFgxAp

140. My first Bay Area Mashers club meet and I had no home brew to bring…

141. Grats Grant!

142. NASA is landing “Curiosity” on Mars, 350 million miles away tonight. At the light-speed delay, mission control is more story telling what happened to pre-engineered gear than actually controlling anything reactively. Neat stuff.

143. Amanda made Mission pigeon from right outside our apartment for dinner tonight. Yum.

144. “Stationery.”

145. Pentecostals are annoying and dumb and etc OR we are all fucked.

146. Last night was fun.

     One of you: buy me a pedal steel guitar, tia. I already have a slack key slide, I should get the mexistrat out of the closet, jack up the action, and open tune it to E9.

147. Hallmark greeting card author job
     titles are really getting out of hand.

148. Bouncer swears a Stavely just came in ahead of us, which one of you is it?

149. Pillowfight: Dan the Automator, Emily Wells, Lateef the Truth Speaker, and Kid Koala, and uh, the drummer.

150. Can someone do the needful for me and make sense of this? The ATF tried to do the right thing, but were accused of doing the wrong thing, by people that on a meta-level prevent them from doing the right thing, when all of it is dumb and senseless in the first place? And all of it blows up in the echo chamber because why not nobody cares what actually happens anymore except people reading and writing this article who aaaaaaaag head explode

151. This is the version Neo hides his warez in in The Matrix btw.

152. Whiskey made from Bear Republic Racer 5 IPA. Crazy. Hoppy whiskey!

153. “Oh, man, now that you put it that way, maybe I should reconsider my opinion about this same sex marriage stuff.” --literally no one ever

     That being said.

     “Oh, man, you want to change something? I’m against it. Heck, I’m still trying to undo the last thing you did.” --Conservatism as an ideology

154. oops

155. Olympic Volleyball, U.S. vs China. Looks great on the big big big screen while I wait for a drip
     cup of Blue Bottle.

156. i Am Not Convinced

157. PSA: four-on-the-floor club music is still terrible. Bad. Very bad. Very, very bad. Ugh. Terrible. So very terrible.

158. (I used “a.k.a. in the same paragraph that I used [sic].)

     And @philip_daigle says “Oh, so you’re a pretentious asshole too!?”

159. And so I find myself using [sic] appropriately in an incident report.

     Again.

     I love/hate hackers.

160. 

     

161. I A M T H E B R I N G E R O F C O N F L U ! !

     I A R R I V E ! !

     TOMORROW.

     MAYBE IT’S JUST ALLERGIES.

     IDK TBQH
     DBNR

162. The San Francisco Symphony performed in Dolores Park today. They’ve been followed by a great salsa band!

163. Rainbows!

     

     A 50’ waterfall on the road to Hana

     

     Tropical rain forest buds

     

     A stream on the road to Hana

     

     40’ vertical view from a bridge

     

     The road to Hana

     

     Wailua Falls

     

     Wailua Falls

     

     A man swimming at the bottom of Wailua Falls

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     Double

     

     

     

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     The Pacific Ocean, looking back to the mainland.

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     Hana Highway 330 - Road Narrows

     

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     Pre-dawn at 10,000 feet atop Mount Haleakala

     

     Late pre-dawn, Haleakala

     

     Cloudfalls

     

     Pre-dawn

     

     Looking west, pre-dawn.

     

     Sunrise, 10,000 feet, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Sunrise, 10,000 feet, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Suncrest, 10,000 feet, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Cloudfalls at Sunup, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Fat old Sun, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Darting back down from the peak, out of the frigid wind, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Maui Hawaii 2012-308

     

     Maui Hawaii 2012-193

     

     Double Rainbow

     

     Spam Musabi

     

     Trilogy II (on the left), dropping off snorkelers over Turtle Town, where we saw a few sea turtles the previous day.

     

     Our lizard.

     

     Sunset

     

     Sunset

     

     teh bokehs

     

     Haleakala

     

     Rainbow Birch

     

     Birds of Paradise

     

     Splash

     

     Road to Hana waterfall

     

     Volcanic rock field

     

     Gin & Tonic & Don Quixote

     

     Mercury and Venus

     

     Splash!

     

     Mercury and Venus

     

     

     A goat. Er, donkey. Er, sheetp. Or something.

     

     Farmer’s market.

     

     Descent from Haleakala.

     

     Descent from Haleakala.

     

     Snorkeling spot

     

     Snorkeling spot

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

164. Descent from Haleakala.

165. 3AM, pre-Haleakala sunrise.

166. Sunset

167. You probably haven’t listened to Songs in the Key of Life recent enough, loudly enough. Hope this helps.

168. Man! Cable news is so fake!

169. “…look at what Steinbeck famously pointed out, that America doesn’t have poor, it has temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

170. The ZIPA has aged/cold shocked itself into pouring clear (with some hop floaters) enough to read the far side of the glass and all the off flavors are gone: tastes like a micro. The bottom of the keg is always the best!

171. Gal Shpantzer is listening to Rappin’ Duke on Dave Marcus’s Spotify…

     da ha, da ha, da ha ha, ha ha ha

172. Sunup, 10,000 feet, Mt. Haleakala

173. Amanda Walker Stavely

174. 

     That’s unacceptable.

175. Pho-sweats.

176. Hawaii 9.0 Wee heavy: eh. Drip Dry Stout: coffee is nice, Freightrains (sic) IPA: where are the hops? Amber Reign: great name, easy drinking, Pueo Pale: has the aroma the IPA needed - too much for a session pale. All good experiments!

177. Aforementioned beach.

178. Obligatory (literally, at penalty of law) vacation photo. -Makena, HI

179. Dear Grant - #charmsec misses you. The IRC channel that is, the bar group hasn’t noticed your absence.

180. Sunrise over the clouds.

181. “I’ll bet an egg would go well on this” --an expert

182. “Oh boy, I’ll just reheat this leftover pizza in the microwave!” --a fool

183. San Francisco wins again.

184. Pictured: A huge thumb blister from playing NBA Maximum Hangtime and VVVVVVV on the flight. I need to upgrade from this crap Gravis; please provide recommendations!

185. 

     This cab fare is going to be lol just to miss a flight.

     

     

     

     

186. Police chase, accident, and shooting early this morning half way across the lower deck: only one lane open.

187. Heck yeah guitar stuff.

188. Hey guys! I found a good use for my copy of Kurzweil’s The Singularity Is Near!

189. Re-broke the same toe trying to step around a cat. Always kick the damned cat. Pets live too damned long.

190. Wow wow wow.

191. Saturday.

192. Yum. Chai stout, two porters, two rye IPAs and I still have a handful of tickets.

193. Filtering my dry hopped one hop Zythos IPA: the hops clogged two kegs in a row! Total pain in the ass.

194. Paris, 5 January 2012
     Bulletin C 43
     To authorities responsible
     for the measurement and distribution of time

     UTC TIME STEP
     on the 1st of July 2012

     A positive leap second will be introduced at the end of June 2012.
     The sequence of dates of the UTC second markers will be:

     2012 June 30, 23h 59m 59s
     2012 June 30, 23h 59m 60s
     2012 July 1, 0h 0m 0s

195. There’s only two passwords in me, and I just used the third. Don’t know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words. &c.

196. 

     Put your miner’s light on and get VERY close to the monitor. Then click the link in the description (http://i.imgur.com/uFquy.jpg)

     

197. What do you mean your bartender doesn’t give you the rest of the shaker in a sidecar?

198. Holy crap I found the warp zone in Luna Park: there are quiet booths behind the kitchen that go up to world 4-2!

199. -an ACA joke

200. Who orders a buncha stuff thinking it’s single serving at family style Chinese places, jeeze?

201. Graham, I didn’t know you had custom plates.

202. Cow clicker needs a ‘click.wav’ to replace the moo. I’ll start the wiki and set up the new logo-design contest.

203. The Zynga Security team’s dedication to NBA Maximum Hangtime has been noticed, there is now an NBA Jam cabinet next to the MAME cabinet we use. Too bad we’ll never downgrade to Jam.

204. Cookie Monster: Me just met you. Dis is crazy. But me love cookies! Gimme, maybe?

205. Zynga Culinary Expo menu today: hamburger, fried egg, bacon, served on a glazed donut, with hash browns. Finger-licking good.

206. Ask me about carrying five gallons of fermenting porter in three gallons of water in a brew pot down a flight of stairs. Lager yeast happy at 59 will have to do it’s business in our storage closet.

207. Adam and the Ants are under-rated, pass it on.

208. Brewing a porter today that’ll be ready just as my ZIPA kicks, to Danger Doom.

     Danger Doom: great porter name.

     https://t.co/hyk9heGY

209. Brewing a Baltic Porter today that’ll be ready just as the ZIPA keg is kicked, while listening to Danger Doom. Danger Doom is a great Baltic Porter name.

210. Click my click!

211. Which NKOTB’s haircut should I request? Kinda shamed that I can name all but one.

212. Hey Adam Kuncewitch, where does my lap go when I stand up?

213. A drawing I saw on notes 16 years ago. How strange. Guys: I think I’m being followed.

214. Guy just solved a Rubix Cube one handed while juggling two pins in 17 seconds. His friend solved one blindfolded immediately after. --the Zynga Talent Show

215. I think the only song I skip faster and harder than Fake Plastic Trees (any version) is Costello’s “Alison”. Time to cheat-mode it and set itunes start/stop hints on both to 0:00-0:00.1. No offense Allison E Miller!

216. Please do not leaving anything against this wall.

217. Nyan.

218. 15 yards, ten rounds, double action Glock 22. Fourth place in our group to Kevin’s 90.

219. I scored a 71 in 10 rounds with a double action Glock 22 at 15 yards.

220. Shotgun http://cinemagr.am/showOG/9638772

221. 

     click on these for animation.

     

     click on these for animation.

     

222. Andre on the Thompson http://cinemagr.am/showOG/9636217

223. San Francisco FBI Thompson machine gun. I’ll be firing a full auto one today. Not with the drum though. Drums are very rare.

224. Bang, bang.

225. lulz

226. This woman outside my apartment is feeding birdseed to pigeons. The last time a pigeon starved in San Francisco, CA was just kidding in the history of man, no record exists if a pigeon starving. Charity for pigeons is pushing rope. Ask me about pigeons.

227. That’s a lotta yeast!

228. Bavarian Hefeweizen, looking paler than I’d hoped but tasting fine (pre-carbonation).

229. Hops over ale cake under a Zythos IPA. Amazing what a few ounces of yeast can do in two weeks. Hopefully it’s still hungry for the barleywine I’m going to dump on it tomorrow.

230. Absinthe quality control: still F-

231. Oh don’t tell me you didn’t know that about Bon Scott. Look at the damned song titles on Highway to Hell: http://t.co/GMDm49FY

232. Count Dracula:Bryan Ferry::Bon Scott:Brian Johnson

     There, now you have a new thing to picture when listening to Roxy Music.

233. Ray Bradbury RIP (on the Mars of his choice).

234. “Disk 3”

235. Color contrasting 21A IPA vs the Zythos IPA I brewed last week during a gravity reading: 1.067 -> 1.008, smells and tastes great!

236. Not particularly apropos of anything but I randomly thought of a favorite short story that I haven’t read in a few years and well, idk, go buy Ficciones or whatever.

237. Incident response in 1984: http://t.co/CxLu4sst

     I need a wig. No. Three wigs.

238. Dive for the meta!

239. Just realized the nerve damage on my right index finger is from playing too much NBA Maximum Hangtime on the arcade machine at work. It hurts when I type and use my trackpad. But I gotta hold that turbo button for the best dunks and steals!

240. About to take over the world. Sadly, The Jams, my favorite culture jammers, aren’t playable.

241. Underscores, FINAL, and a date in the file name printed on a physical thing: a shameful thing.

242. Young man, how is it that you do not click?

243. “Man, what a great Sunday to get totally stoned and drag the congo out to the sidewalk and jam w/ my public address system playing the same six CDs on shuffle repeat including Carlos Santana’s Greatest Hits (sic), I don’t even think I’m going to be ashamed that my playing can be very generously described as ‘abstract’ and more accurately described as arhythmic” – a talentless sociopath neighbor living in the building across 18th street from me, every single Sunday afternoon.

244. Interesting:

245. Cheers.

246. Celebrity Boxing http://cinemagr.am/showOG/8354787

247. The final conspiracy.

248. Welp.

249. Sally Kervin get a load of this.

250. Bloop bloop bloop

251. Views in sanitization.

252. Hefeweizen. The first and only hop addition was just enough to kill a boil-over about to happen.

253. Yesterday’s Hefeweizen brew; hop addition stamping down a boil-over nicely.

254. This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

255. How many of you get splinters/glass in your feet that turn out to just be cat hair? I’m the only one? “Soft feet” is kind of a shitty superpower.

256. I’m so going to this!

257. Oh jeeze, what a douchebag.

     “Cole Harper, may you never have sex again.”

258. Beep beep beep.

259. 

     

     

     

     

     40’ headland land-bridge.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     Fine print: Mountain Lions like to attack kids, and they are in these here woods (Russian Gulch, just north of Mendocino, CA). Enjoy your hike!

260. Roll credits.

261. Just watched the video of Amanda and I getting married. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there. Thanks Aaron and Kathy and Elam and Will!

262. Amanda on Voltaire and me on Chardonnay, on the beach.

263. Off we go!

264. Sleep when you’re dead.

265. Downee oshun

266. Great address.

267. Doppel, Lucky 13 Alt, 88°F, sun shining.

268. Ma Bell, got the ill communication. Ma Bell, got the ill communication.

269. “~a cool unasked-for political opinion~” --every-this-time-maybe-airquotes-these-idiots-will-finally-understand-guy-oh-oops-close-airquotes

270. Well I did not know this was a thing at all. It’s about a neighborhood in Philadelphia but Ima pretend it’s about Mt. Airy, MD. (Surprised to hear when listening to http://soundcloud.com/choicecuts/rizm-april-2012-selections)

271. Zynga culinary! Now I just need a boot of Spaten.

272. Hrmmmm.

273. A click between one human and one cow is the only Facebook legal click legal that shall be valid or recognized in this wall.

274. The Best Cow Clickers 4 Life

275. I’ve got a ~1995 Fender Stage 112SE guitar amp in Frederick, MD that I don’t know what to do with. Band geeks: please save Dawn Metcalf from this 160 watt door stop, she doesn’t play guitar.

     http://support.fender.com/manuals/guitar_amplifiers/Stage_112SE_manual.pdf

276. I love that “obsfucated” gets the ol’ this-is-misspelled red-dotted underline in OSX.

277. OMG

278. Buried in 1,001 Nights; "…and lo the idiot prince found a 'jin on May Day and explained his stupid anarcho-libertarian politics, and the 'jin said, “What the fuck? Are you retarded?” and turned him to stone. “Allah is good, praise be unto him.”

279. Dolores Breeze

280. Out Tuesday, pre-ordered in iTunes for $5.99. \m/

     Another reason to look forward to April ending!

281. listening to "This Is Tomorrow - Obsolete Black Plastic #2 " by Laid Back

282. Thanks for the recommendation Sean!

283. Barton Springs!

284. Sushigram http://instagr.am/p/J_KBX0xzd_/

285. 

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     ^shoulda

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

286. I can’t spell or type; too scared of guano precipitation.

     

     The bats were a no-show.

     

287. Austin has invented the ultimate tourist snipe: bats under a bridge.

288. Future nation’s Capitol of the Republic of Texas hosting a rally for secession from the union.

289. When in TX, get texmex.

290. Also PsycheFest

291. Psyche Fest

292. Awesome; first 100°F fever I’ve had in years. Will report back with crazy dreams if I manage to have any.

293. 

294. Fort Mason Green http://instagr.am/p/Jqe4v4RzUu/

295. The Marina: a very strange place. http://instagr.am/p/Jqc-mWxzUC/

296. ╔════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════╗

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297. Wilson Matrix, 8/4/77. Posting from yet another thing.

298. Wilson Matrix Remix, 8/4/77 @ Knebworth.

299. Game night at the office. @ The Click Factory http://instagr.am/p/Jn5X_VRzeN/

300. Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that, sipping some coffee. SSDD right? Eh, hehehe. — Nietzsche

301. People are aware of the click, and are working on it.

302. It smells like dunkel up in this.

303. NB: he’s in a blue suit, of course.

304. Atlas Clicked. Clickanetics. How to Click Friends and Influence People. Clickonomics. The Black Click. The DaVinci Click. The Girl With The Dragon Click.

305. Played a few four-player games of Carcassonne on iPad last night without understanding most of the terms or rules. Dear future: please bring table-sized iPads!

306. :x

307. SNPA in a can! http://instagr.am/p/JTosmlRzWQ/

308. :stare:

     

     (seriously)

309. “And we’ll all get temperamental and hard to work with! But you won’t care!”

310. Neato food truck insanity.

311. SNAFU: got new phone, old phone put through same process as termed people’s phones. About a month later and my number has been given to someone else and I have no service.

     Don’t call me, I won’t call you.

312. Nerd night!

313. Welp.

     

     

314. Oof, my freakin brain. Stop writing like this.

315. A, a nobler time; engineers wore Santa Claus robes and wizard’s hats and threw books at each other and actually carried hammers and saw anvils. Air’s soundtrack to the iconic Le Voyage Dans La Lune is neat as heck!

316. Every click is imperious.

317. STATIONTOSTATION

318. Hey man, not sure if you get into GirlTalk or not, but it’s the kinda thing that will make you shake your butt. I like a lot of the music he mixes… He even used an Aphex Twin tune on one of his tracks… Who’s Aphex Twin you ask?

319. Also: racking with anything other than a lung-started stainless racking cane and cap is shameful. Best cheap equipment purchase ever.

320. About to rack a dunkel to secondary. Taste test results: pretty mild wheat finish, great nose, no banana, minimal clove if any. Great success. http://instagr.am/p/I2w54mRzQ2/

321. http://www.theconservativeteen.com/magazine LOL

322. LMBO (ᔥ, ↬, and some-other-dumb-symbol-that-that-is-everything-wrong-with-the-internet-in-one-glyph Michael Graham)

323. Happy Maryland Day!

324. 

325. 2009 Samichlaus: 14%, better than the best tawny port. Wow. http://instagr.am/p/IltsczxzSf/

326. DJ Jazzy Jeff!

327. SFGMC with Stephen Schwartz

328. If you were in Menlo Park, where would you go for dinner? Lean towards sushi if you can’t decide on your favorite place. I have to drive so breweries are right out.

329. Obligatory pics so that I don’t have to gtfo.

     

     

330. Cheese.

331. Yes. (Part 1+2 of this mix is also great.)

332. Welp, I’ll be doing a lot of these because this app is rad. Bummer the facebook isn’t a little tighter, bringing the animation to wall posts.

333. Milli Vanilli: where are you when we need you?

     

     Of course this is the week my MUNI clipper card dies. Switching to our spare and claiming it as lost.

334. Wooooooooo

335. Shooting to be there at 8.

336. Taking a mash break to sample the Mission Maibock that’s been in secondary in the storage space outside, while brewing this Dunkelweizen.

337. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires thing. http://instagr.am/p/H-l55yxzTJ/

338. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires t http://t.co/VCWarpZo

339. Amanda Walker Stavely and I are going.

340. One of the perks of working at a company that has a relationship with Hasbro: Hungry Hungry Hippos in the conference room. http://instagr.am/p/H7iXVHxzV8/

341. Last week’s breakdancers were awesome at Zynga happy hour!

342. The RE class on the 20th was sold out.

343. I’d probably use Facebook more often if it had a stylus. I mean I guess I get why other people use it but I need a stylus sometimes.

344. When y’all read stuff on the Washington Post Social Reader it auto-shares with the title + “on the Washington Post Social Reader” and sometimes the title and that phrase sync up and are funny. Also WAPO: that is dumb as heck early-ZNGA-style dumb.

345. OK, I can’t not “get a load of this shit!” about politics this season. Please comment if you’d like to be offended.

346. Had my first sip of a brass monkey at tonight’s Zynga happy hour: am pretty ashamed that I didn’t know that a brass monkey is a drink.

     Should my penance be drinking a full one?

347. An hour-long mix of Kraftwerk covers!

348. Looks like Roswell to me.

349. 

350. captured a panorama at Jack Early Park with Photosynth

351. The Sensuous Man. http://instagr.am/p/HfCnSCxzaV/

352. How time flies! See you next week.

353. I like to think of every red * indicating a required field as little Vonnegutian buttholes.

     http://t.co/ziSgFVC6

354. Holy shit. 12 minutes of “No.”

355. A tossed mouse falls behind the art, which makes it inaccessible. http://instagr.am/p/HQe033xzZA/

356. And the Philip K Dick award in actual science goes to a pill called “PKMzeta”, which we may all be taking (or have already taken), in our conapts, to forget traumatic experiences on or traveling to/from Mars.

357. Neato!

358. Helpful series.

359. Strong beer month!

360. $15/pop early bird, go get tickets 😃

361. From one music lover to another:

362. If you’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more wood block…

363. Nitro Old Speckled Hen, loud 70’s country music, hot cappicola sandwich with a fried egg on it.

364. The wide, wide, world of sport.

365. 68 breweries!

366. 

367. I may be done with Cow Clicker once and for all. The creator has gamified the sharing feature that allows me to post to all my Facebook friends that I clicked the spot where my cow used to be.

368. A map of the territory, assembled after meticulous research, and without fault: presented here censored slightly to protect some of those responsible.

     

     Boba Fett

369. Tyvm Super Bowl fans; no reservations until mid march, got seated immediately as walk-ins. Hat tip Paulina!

370. Speakeasy Fisted Anus black wheat something something

371. Internet: please play the theme song to my walk home last night, cool, welp, thanks.

372. Pernod

373. Deobsfucating javascript with monkeypatching s/;/;eval=alert();/g tricks is a thing, right? Seems too obvious to be a new idea I just had.

374. Po: Do you hear the clicked cow, which is in your feed.
     Young Kwai Chang Caine: Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
     Po: Young man, how is it that you do not?

375. Bottled my first all-grain IPA to every carboy I own and dumped the last gallon, then racked the ~Mission Maibock~ to the IPA’s keg, and tossed it in the basement. Now to see what two months brings. (Not May, obviously 😦 )

376. Bubbles.

377. Eat shit barcodehavers. http://instagr.am/p/liLw0/

378. I’m not in DC for ShmooCon this year, so I’ve decided to be insufferable out the weather in SF.

     

379. Battle of the Zands

380. NB lack of a drop.

381. For the next 24 hours I’m going to post really vitriolic anti-dialectic with-us-or-against-us axe-grinding crap on all of your status updates regardless of actual intended political or religious intent, pause, not.

382. Tomorrow night at 7:30 in The Richmond - I’m going. Looks neato.

383. “@djfood: Out today - finally! It’s been a long time coming… DJ Food - The Search Engine - http://t.co/JWk7ClYY #iTunes”

384. You’ve been makin’ your brags around town that you’ve been a lovin’ with my woman
     But the woman I love when she picks up trash she puts it in a garbage can
     And that’s what you look like to me and what I see is a pitty
     You’d better close your face and stay out of my way
     If you don’t wanta go to Click City
     If you don’t wanna go to Click City you’d better detour round my town
     Cause I’ll grab you by the hair of the head and I’ll lift you off of the ground
     I’m not a sayin’ my baby is a saint cause she ain’t
     And that she won’t cat around with a kitty
     I’m here to tell you pal to lay off of my woman if you don’t wanna go to Click City

385. There is a photograph on the wall behind me of Keanu Reeves dining here in exactly the same seat I am sitting in. Whoa!

386. \m/

387. Y’ever see two people that made the “What you need, when you need it” DNS squatter sites their homepage in the same room at the same time?

388. View of the Pacific Ocean from the Sierra Trail in Mt. Tamalpais Park http://instagr.am/p/h3n2H/

389. Neat historical trivia.

390. Brewing a maibock tonight that’ll spend the last month or two of secondary fermentation lagering outside in The Mission. It’s a total crap-shoot and “incorrect” but the yeast package claims to have a pretty wide acceptable temperature range.

391. Twitter Book Report: Wittgenstein’s Blue Book

     “Try to frown while you are laughing without thinking about it. Really makes you think, huh?”

392. still with the clicking of the stuff for stuff that isn’t stuff how post post modern jeeze really I mean honestly

393. Intense lit by sunbeams. http://instagr.am/p/gAUkL/

394. Mythbusters http://instagr.am/p/fp5tr/

395. Mythbusters, Behind The Myth

396. I like the photo

397. CHAT WITH SYSOP

     Which came first, “diz” standing for “Description In Zipfile” or “diz” being “zip” if you turn the BBS upside down?

398. Oops. I’m looking for a ShmooCon Barcode. Again.

399. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

400. We-- http://instagr.am/p/fDQiT/

401. This is a fun one.

402. In the long view: High five, primates.

403. Brewing “Ryan’s Face-Puncher IPA All-Grain Kit”*, but I’m calling it a Kick-Puncher**.

     • http://t.co/61K1loEe
       ** http://t.co/o3tFJyOg