#code2009 perl, javascript, python, java, sh—who’m I kidding? English mostly, a buncha memes, some broken glass, and lotsa rattle-can black.
posts from 2009
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My 500 Days of Summer alternate ending credit roll theme choice: Kid Koala — Moon River.
Great film, constant riffing.
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My 500 Days of Summer alternate ending credit roll theme choice: Kid Koala — Moon River. http://j.mp/5uCNnC Great film, constant riffing.
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happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday, Grant! Welcome to the really fun 30s decade, haha. Anyways, have a great birthday!
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Happy Birthday Grant! Hope you’re having an awesome day 😉
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Happy Birthday! It was great to see you on Christmas.
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Happy Birthday!! 😄 Have a great day!
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday old man.
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Happy birthday cousin!
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Happy Birthday!!!
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Happy Birthday!!!
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Happy Birthday Mr. Stavely! Welcome to 30! Having just left that decade myself, I’m excited for all that it may hold for you. Have an awesome day!
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Happy Birthday Grant!
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@jeson @slp22 thanks!
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Happy early birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
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I’m really hoping I get a cordless razor and some perfume from one of you thoughtful people this season. Maybe tickets to a romantic comedy?
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calling you from Canada… 403-832-3792 so you might just answer:) pretty please
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Celebrate the end of the semester with a proper cocktail — follow @johnemcintyre’s instruction and enjoy a martini, up.
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@ddeighton important selinux commands to remember: semange, sesetbool, chcon, restorecon, chmod 777, and bangheadondesk -Z
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Happy Solstice ☼.
It’s getting brighter all the time (it can’t get no darker).
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My first of three grades for the semester just posted: an A.
Now considering a January web-only macro economics—3 credits in 3 weeks. Eek.
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Please refrain from eating the menu.
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Let there be Light. Let ANSI Blue be 102,187,255, because 0,187,0 on a black background is insane. Let there be firmament in the midst…
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RT @CrucialCarl: Wife. Hospital. Pregnant. Labor. 6cm. Admitted. Fun. She said if we wrap this up before noon, @Charmsec is a possibility.
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@CrucialCarl congratulations!
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Let there be Light.
Let ANSI Blue be 102,187,255, because 0,0,187 on a black background is insane.
Let there be firmament in the midst…
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The 20th @CharmSec is tonight at @SlaintePub in Fells Point, at 7PM, sharp. Don’t trust the valet, he isn’t a valet. We waive all responsib-
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@jjthomas driving in excess of the posted speed limit within a radar-monitored temporary tax-collection zone.
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Nothing says “Hey, I’m middle class, can’t we just settle this with cash?” like a conservative suit and tie in traffic court.
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@GoldbergLawDC congratulations!
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@dionthegod congratulations!
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Relaxing & having a home brew I made in 2007–-aging made it drinkable. No, I wouldn’t have cellared it if it wasn’t terrible at first.
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Wood stove, Philip Glass’s Heroes Symphony, Melville, Scotch, Santa-crawl tomorrow. This cliché kicks your cliché’s ass, bring on 30.
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Relaxing & having a home brew I made in 2007–-aging made it drinkable. No, I wouldn’t have cellared it if it wasn’t terrible at first.
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Many of my passwords have backspaces in them.
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@alexhutton well I guess I’m done then.
rimshot
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@alexhutton d, e, o, and n? I’m in #sansids the next two days and don’t have time to go further than pdf → photoshop → OCR → ASCII.
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deeedonndnenonnneedeedoonedddnoonneednonddooondededddonoednneednddnoenoonennnodddnoeeenedeoooodddnnnendeeooooneneednnonddneendoenonoeeedenen
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Dear Prudence, Steel and Glass, Dig a Pony, Scared, Working Class Hero, I Want You (She’s So Heavy), Instant Karma, Imagine, John Sinclair.
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Editing a group project for school, just found that one member’s last-minute contribution is entirely plagiarized from Wikipedia.
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Reading some godam Salinger I’ve been meaning to get to. Don’t get me started, Christ. I mean just /look/ at this.
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dnssnarf
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Snow is pouring, the wood stove is whirring, The Boy is purring, & coffee’s pouring, as I gaze out this winter morn.
Blasting Mogwai.
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Businessman’s Cant™ is similar to Legalese, but of course like all cants, BC speakers are trying to conceal meaning from outsiders.
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Of all the low-bandwidth induced patois, the pidgin of phone conferencese and Businessman’s Cant is the most infuriating to outsiders.
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Here’s to my sweet Satan: Just did about a mile of my solo walk home from Fells backwards. Great comments from bar patrons!
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Here’s to my sweet Satan: Just did about a mile of my solo walk home from Fells backwards. Great comments from bar patrons!
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To Dulles ✈ for an @ians_security roundtable. Going only for the scenic beltway → tollroad commute that I miss oh, so much.
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And on the third day, @philip_daigle said: “I want a tab labeled Remedial Options.”
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OH, two guys leaving the bar last night in expensive hip leather jackets, “It’s a little too professional in here.”
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Spot me in #4 RT @vurtyou: @baltimoreMD Pics from last night’s splendid HH @yellowdogtavern (Mayor Dixon visited too!) http://bit.ly/64c9Ni
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★★★★★ DJ Z-Trip and DJ P – Uneasy Listening
(http://j.mp/A1ZT) rock, cut, sample, & 90s hip-hop mix extraordinaire(tyvm @crucialcarl)
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I help run @charmsec for over a year, it rocks. @vurtyou tries one in our neighborhood and the Mayor of Bmore comes. I bought her a glass.
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University life-hack: The Snort-Sigs mailing list is a great resource for those pesky homework problems. Professors don’t know about it!
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A graphic design spec-work equivalent of an @attritionorg Postal: http://j.mp/7Qk1um
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GAIN: 11
VOLUME: 11
LOW: 11
MID: 0
HIGH: 11(glissando)
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Taking a cue from @censey, I’m attending @taosecurity’s SANS Incident Detection Summit as the Senior Vice President and Chairman, @CharmSec
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Hey @cmarczewski, find or start a local CitySec. Meet and learn from diverse local community, network, sponge from pros. Cost: free.
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Just painted a 3’x3’ canvas I disliked rattle-can black. The orig. oil painting texture is still showing. I’m a havenooiln’toolazytosandist.
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Just painted a 3’x3’ canvas I disliked rattle-can black. The orig. oil painting texture is still showing. I’m a havenooiln’toolazytosandist.
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Of course ctl-v won’t work, right click, X-Mouse, duh.
And it’s alt-space-e-p on that console, middle-click there, and ⌘-v there!
Move!
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@ebertchicago *Jake smacks Evelyn around a bit with a large trout
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Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and sysadmin hat.
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DNS sniffing with Python+Scapy: syslog output, command line options, bind querylog, & more data logged. @linuxgeek247
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DNS sniffing with Python+Scapy: syslog output, command line options, bind querylog, & more data logged. @linuxgeek247 http://j.mp/51DTPI
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hmmmm, i thought you recommended that i don’t liksten to npr once after reporting a listner’s comment that i posted on FB, but now you are a fan 😃
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So Heathcliff, Garfield, Hobbes, Sylvester, Dinah, Tom, Figaro, Jonesy, Azrael, Snowball V, and Lion-O are listening to Coltrane, when sudd–
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I frequently don’t recommend CSPAN call-in hours with ‘democrat lines’ and ‘republican lines’ and ‘independent lines’.
Sausage and laws.
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I just reserved our usual tables at @slaintepub for @CharmSec tonight. I’m expecting a lighter crowd, given the whole 19 thing.
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VirusTotal added NIST NSRL lookups in March. I just noticed. Oops. http://j.mp/1Qxb9e http://j.mp/wwxqf
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Unraveling the mystery behind @CharmSec 19 is tricky but I think I’m on to something: http://j.mp/35mrfw (leaving off 2 and /1/ of course)
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http://translate.google.com/ doesn’t speak Latin either. Hoc est ars per occultum scripturam animi sui voluntatem absentibus aperiendi certa
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Unraveling the mystery behind @CharmSec 19 is tricky but I think I’m on to something: http://j.mp/35mrfw (leaving off 2 and /1/ of course)
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http://translate.google.com/ doesn’t speak Latin either. Hoc est ars per occultum scripturam animi sui voluntatem absentibus aperiendi certa
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@adamshostack @oneraindrop excellent advise, elsewhere¹ called Conway’s Law²
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I’m re-enjoying @DCoffeen’s Rhetoric lectures. Lecture 16 will improve your writing if even only one point penetrates. http://j.mp/3GlK1Y
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-@AlexPanicev that is’s a nice endorsement you’ve got there, do you come here often? Frank Monaldi does have a great rep: http://j.mp/2ElQyw
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@ecogordo @jjthomas thanks, only have the the crappy edger my knives came with. It sounds like I should just get a table sharpener instead
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Dear Baltimore: Where do you get your knives sharpened?
Literally.
No, the chef, paring, and utility kind.
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-@AlexPanicev that is’s a nice endorsement you’ve got there, do you come here often? Frank Monaldi does have a great rep: http://j.mp/2ElQyw
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Hey Grant!!
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Dear Baltimore: Where do you get your knives sharpened? Literally. No, the chef, paring, and utility kind.
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Chicago, I don’t know how you make one block smell like sewer gas and the next like fresh brownies, but you should license that shit.
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Chicago, I don’t know how you make one block smell like sewer gas and the next like fresh brownies, but you should license that shit.
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Belief in false superstitions is very bad luck.
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In Chicago – a friend presented http://j.mp/SBXOC (pdf) at an ACM workshop (http://j.mp/Dlvhf) and invited @vurtyou and I for the weekend.
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Second City, Art Institute, Sears Tower, Live Music, Food
30 8 13 11 5 Fly to Chicago for the weekend > /dev/null 2>&1
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@oneeyedcarmen nice work on that shake down flatfoot. How’d you get the hooey on that grifter’s rap? http://j.mp/ERdzQ
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@shmausen AT&T is having problems in Baltimore, it’s not you, it’s them. As usual.
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@vurtyou @saysaylobbyist tell him to bring candy canes for the kids http://j.mp/434xXv ( Gratuitous belly shot!: http://j.mp/jaqAX )
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@saysaylobbyist b’more Santacrawl is typically men-only but a dozen girls from http://j.mp/3qjkyb showed up last year and no one complained.
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You can take that Magic Quadrant™ and cram it in your magic ✿ quadrant, buddy.
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Disgruntled Star Editor Takes Constructive Revenge
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ars technica syntax highlighting blocks match ars technia branding. http://j.mp/3srKzQ
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@stevewerby thanks, feared that conversation had dropped to DMs. Surely Linux & Unix are in that cohort as well?@StrongwaterSec similar exp?
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@GoldbergLawDC @danphilpott great points. Beware those who condemn as failures to holistically solve problems all stepwise improvements.
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@dionthegod @sdwilkerson Thusrday the 19th works for me, but I’ll have to miss the Valient Thorr show at Sonar so you guys better ROCK \m/.
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@frednecksec FBI: Businesses pull the impact-to-business card
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60 min: ??
FBI: I’m going to have to use my ongoing-investigation card
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@dionthegod let me know if you find anyone, all of my pet projects have stagnated thanks to school and work and it’s very frustrating.
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@cyberhiker I just walked five blocks, bought 2 boxes #4 filters, and returned home to find my coffee can empty too. Madly using half-decaf.
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Dvorák Sympony No. 9: appropriately dramatic music for a Sunday morning without a single coffee filter in the house.
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Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
KK
WT?
kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt?
……kk?, wt, kk?, wt
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Knock, Knock Who’s There? KK WT? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? … …kk?, wt, kk?, wt Philip Glass http://j.mp/4eghoI
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@ssoper yup, @vurtyou is in San Diego, she just sent me a beach shot: http://twitpic.com/oirrz
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@marcusjcarey D’oh! See you tomorrow regardless.
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Considering blue team CTF at @dojocon w/ @electricfork and @crucialcarl, need fourth. Prefer someone that has done one before. We haven’t.
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Enjoyed Titus last night: http://j.mp/WLIwK, http://j.mp/4Dv6Ey
@ebertchicago rightly considers it Scream 1593.
Bear thou my hand indeed.
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circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because
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@wrayjustin haha, MacPorts has been a nightmare. I’ve ended up port -f uninstall all, clean all, retrying now. Are you taking the course?
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Prepping my MacBook for @DojoCon SANS Scapy Training today but thinking about lunch. http://j.mp/34CBNt http://j.mp/2jqeXE
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!! > @ebertchicago Bruce Lee plays ping pong, lights matches with nunchuks, and other footage of finite interest. http://j.mp/AO7A7
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If solutions aren’t available, I’d be willing to consider services but NOT products.
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I’m looking for some turn-key solutions that meet my needs, with a good ROI, and absolutely no headaches.
Compliancy a plus!
#lazyweb
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!! > @ebertchicago Bruce Lee plays ping pong, lights matches with nunchuks, and other footage of finite interest. http://j.mp/AO7A7
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My back tells me that VIRCO doesn’t dogfood back at HQ.
After I graduate, I’m going to Samir a 9000 Classic Tablet Arm with power tools.
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My back tells me that VIRCO doesn’t dogfood back at HQ. After I graduate, I’m going to Samir a 9000 Classic Tablet Arm with power tools.
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Snooping.
Lemons
Lemons
Lemons
Lemons
Lemons
Roar!
Peeking
Wonder
Rosebud.
Lounging
Secret Squirrel
Crawling
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Toddling
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Sneaking Some 2-Hearted Ale With a Straw
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Pointing
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Leaning.
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Hiding
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Blowing kisses
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The menu is not the meal.
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The menu is not the meal.
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@sdwilkerson Brasserie Beck is now on the to-do list. It’ll be great knowing so many faces from @charmsec, looks like most are going.
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Shmoocon barcode printed. See you at The Wardman, Harry’s, Murphy’s, Tono sushi, Pizza Paradiso, Brickskellar, and etc in February!
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@gattaca I found the link and got a ticket at the bottom the same way I won 7 rounds of rochambeau at ShmooCon '07: sheer luck.
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I just reserved my @shmoocon ticket. Liking the process.
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Watching Jimmy Swaggart explore The Truth instead of going to church this morning. $150 bibles! full of Truth! Give them for Christmas!
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♫ The Nuggitz - Stales From The Crypt: http://j.mp/4lXxwe ♫
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The barber at Super Hot Cuts in Reisterstown remarked more than once about the cowlicks on my head, never mentioned the GIANT SCAR. Love it.
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Tom Waits. Brawlers. Loud.
About to walk to Cinghale w/ @vurtyou and a few solos of stout.
Need a boom box so that I can take Tom w/ us.
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What is your favorite Windows-Server-2008-compatible event-log-to-remote-syslog-daemon service? #kickme
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What is the typically prescribed penance for recommending ESR to someone? Six XP installs and an Act of OSX Repair Permissions?
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.@ssoper I haven’t seen a good Open Source is a Religion, not a Solution rant since the late 90s. Someone buy @chriswilsondc ESR’s tCatB.
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♫ On a boat -> “@djcheeba check this mix from DJ Moneyshot… nautical theme for the DOP show on friday! Skills! http://j.mp/3v2qL3”
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“This machine adopts memes second wave, champions them, becomes disillusioned, then resents people still following them.”
- Woody Guthrie
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♫ On a boat -> “@djcheeba check this mix from DJ Moneyshot… nautical theme for the DOP show on friday! Skills! http://j.mp/3v2qL3”
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‘Y’know?’ is best abused by Apollo astronauts. Duke: “The doc said my heart rate was 144 at lift-off. John’s was 70.” http://j.mp/1yIt7K
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‘Y’know?’ is best abused by Apollo astronauts. Duke: “The doc said my heart rate was 144 at lift-off. John’s was 70.” http://j.mp/1yIt7K
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Anyone going to the Snoop, Method Man, Redman and Devin the Dude show tomorrow in B’more? Is it sold out? I’d skip class to go.
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@codinghorror I never considered needing an EICAR/GTUBE equivalent for credit card numbers, looks like there are a few http://j.mp/2wSk1B
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@aaronbarnett “…like the expletives that are complicating your search for God.” http://bit.ly/1FGs7V
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The use of emoticons http://j.mp/24j8Ma on Gerty in Moon is brilliant ☺. http://j.mp/MKO2U Among film’s biblical names, is his from Hamlet?
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Primer: The Perils and Paradoxes of Restricted Time Travel
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There’s only one guy in a Star Trek (Spock, TOS, go figure) necktie at this NIST workshop. I demand a full refund.
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Marshall Abrams SHALL have the extraordinary ability to stay engaging while effectively discussing NIST SP 800-53 for over 60 minutes. Check
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Scientists propose frantic powerpoint slide transcribers, leatherette notepads, business card swapers, to power meetings of the future.
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Thieves broke into the house across the street last night. The one for sale. The one that has been entirely empty for years. So it goes.
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Thieves broke into the house across the street last night. The one for sale. The one that has been entirely empty for years. So it goes.
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If I worked HCI for an app (hire me, please), my goal would be to write myself out of a job with magic, not to produce meaningful errors.
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@wrayjustin and I’m guilty. But when I paste 20k items into a field and it says “ERROR” it’s a piece of shit, not a :%s/\n/, /g opportunity.
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@wrayjustin I’m convinced that modern unix types are in love with solving small problems with small tools. It’s navel-gazing.
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Just told an analyst that the ability to rapidly convert line feeds to arbitrary delimiters is a life skill. Help, need to get out more.
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I was born just past the “Who Shot J.R.?” ring. http://j.mp/1eTjBd My parents are at the I Love Lucy ring. My grandparents are off the map.
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Previous link to scale, thanks Will. Why did Contact get it so wrong? >@will_torres @grantstavely Reminds me of this: http://bit.ly/6xWJG
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I forgot how amazing this was (forgiving the wildly inaccurate visual vs. radio scale) > @iA Intro to “Contact”: http://bit.ly/3MnKL4
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I was born just past the “Who Shot J.R.?” ring. http://j.mp/1eTjBd My parents are at the I Love Lucy ring. My grandparents are off the map.
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Previous link to scale, thanks Will. Why did Contact get it so wrong? >@will_torres @grantstavely Reminds me of this: http://bit.ly/6xWJG
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I forgot how amazing this was (forgiving the wildly inaccurate visual vs. radio scale) > @iA Intro to “Contact”: http://bit.ly/3MnKL4
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@oneeyedcarmen I’m dragging the usual suspects plus two to @dojocon, is anyone putting together plans for Friday evening yet?
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Oh, you like to let your software updates bake in at less important customers for 6 months? Can I talk to someone not in sales?
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Anyone going to the NIST ICS workshop Friday 10/23 in Bethesda? Did I wait too long to register? I need 2 passes =/. http://j.mp/4wNJoV
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@oneeyedcarmen @electricfork I ‘gave’ all my shmooballs to my cats at about 30 mph. They start too much of an arms race for the office.
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.@SpaceManAndy sure, for a spacer. NASA should have control subjects with them to validate that kind of claim. I’d volunteer.
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@SpaceManAndy “Returning to Terra Firma is like: A) walking after skating B) Jumping off a trampoline C) A total bummer D) All of the above”
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The same parallels could be drawn between [chem|mech|civ] Engineering courses and Ethics chapters vs Systems Architecture glossary entries.
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In my Accounting class, fraud discussion constitutes most of chapter 5. In my Systems Architecture class, security isn’t in the glossary.
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The same parallels could be drawn between [chem|mech|civ] Engineering courses and Ethics chapters vs Systems Architecture glossary entries.
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In my Accounting class, fraud discussion constitutes most of chapter 5. In my Systems Architecture class, security isn’t in the glossary.
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@marcusjcarey I’ma start calling you Holden Caulfield.
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Apparently @Scheierblog has a slightly larger readership than mine. http://j.mp/iOfil
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@ilya_burdman: “Come on, you guys would tell me if I pissed you off right? Ok, well I know @grantstavely would. But the rest of you?”
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@gattaca apathy is the new privacy, but my resume and house listings (were I selling) are things I’d want to be easily discoverable
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Kid Koala’s SS (non-Slew) set tonight is a late one http://j.mp/4gnuZ, http://j.mp/1u6j6Z. Dinner in DC first? (apropos: http://j.mp/37Mt5y)
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@grecs CharmSec 18 isn’t until the 29th
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♫ Get Down Make Love ♫ makes me regret not keeping a Strat and Pignose at my desk at work.
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FIRST PULL UP ☝ THEN PULL DOWN ☟
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The biggest thing I miss about consulting is completing audit engagements thinking I made the world a better place w/ a deliverable.
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Forgot my wedding ring at the house this morning. Remembered to complain about school on twitter. Priorities!
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“What video output device is used on most computers and tvs?” (The answer is ‘CRT’ for those of you not in college, he replied smugly)
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@shrdlu relevant Ron Paulism: “The ADA should have never been passed… it is an intrusion into private property rights.” http://j.mp/1aif7o
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There is a toy with dead batteries surreally looping Fur Elise somewhere (a trashcan?) in my alley. The pitches are all winding-down wrong.
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There is a toy with dead batteries surreally looping Fur Elise somewhere (a trashcan?) in my alley. The pitches are all winding-down wrong.
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Hober Mallow trading as I fell asleep, The Mule whining when I awoke. http://j.mp/QaoKg
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Thanks @charmsec and @slaintepub for the Guinness spoon – made a Black and Tan w/ 60 minute IPA and home brew stout. Yum. (it didn’t layer)
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Thanks @charmsec and @slaintepub for the Guinness spoon – made a Black and Tan w/ 60 minute IPA and home brew stout. Yum. (it didn’t layer)
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Pre-web Nielsen seems so much more sane than advice-about-the-web Nielsen. Prescient HCI paper analyzing post-WIMP 'puting http://j.mp/EYHzS
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@CrucialCarl buy in bulk, it isn’t perishable and you don’t teetotal. Packaged goods stores in the city are open Sundays. http://j.mp/45rrbj
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Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing cities with foot long hotdogs from helicopters, then eaten. (http://j.mp/9jodI)
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Infrastructure gaffes like this make my stomach turn like pictures of ledges make my hands sweat. Oof, empathy. http://j.mp/yndzb
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Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing cities with foot long hotdogs from helicopters, then eaten. (http://j.mp/9jodI)
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Infrastructure gaffes like this make my stomach turn like pictures of ledges make my hands sweat. Oof, empathy. http://j.mp/yndzb
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The women cheering at passing marathoners out front are actually praising my work on this term paper.
Woo!
Way to go guy!
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@dionthegod mystery is ¾ exposition, ¼ vicarious crime & punishment. Better pictures and strings (The Wire) than bad dialog (Law & Order).
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Now, I’ve got to give an INTERESTING old lady a manicure, but I’ll be back before you’re done.
(la lala la lah)
dynamite explodes
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I’m inviting the industrial designer of my 90s era digital thermostat over for dinner. What kind of stew should I make of his/her children?
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Coffee’s for closers.
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Coffee’s for closers.
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Prisoner’s Dilemma sales: “I’m in on travel to see one of your competitors, but I don’t want you to miss this great opportunity!”
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If an app is signed in a way that includes LSUIPresentationMode, changes invalidate the signature. http://j.mp/iFrVp
codesign -vvv sad.app
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“Keychain returned: -25293”.
I’m breaking app signing, so their keychain access is breaking. How to resolve?
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Why does LSUIPresentationMode (via @eternalstorms’s PresentYourApps, ♥) intermittently break? Keychain? Mail, @adium accounts fail login.
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If an app is signed in a way that includes LSUIPresentationMode, changes invalidate the signature. http://j.mp/iFrVp codesign -vvv sad.app
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“Keychain returned: -25293”. I’m breaking app signing, so their keychain access is breaking. How to resolve?
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Why does LSUIPresentationMode (via @eternalstorms’s PresentYourApps, ♥) intermittently break? Keychain? Mail, @adium accounts fail login.
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YAY. >@tqbf There is now @ebertchicago. THAT IS ALL.
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YAY. >@tqbf There is now @ebertchicago. THAT IS ALL.
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Every list of password tips should have a 0th entry apologizing for how terrible it is that we have to rely on passwords to use these things
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Every list of password tips should have a 0th entry apologizing for how terrible it is that we have to rely on passwords to use these things
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.@thnetos’s nsm-console (http://j.mp/ee5oT) looks awesome, looking forward to playing with it, (and maybe porting http://j.mp/1RMacm to it)
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Is @adium’s name server suffering an attack or just moving? I’m getting ID mismatches and/or no response. http://74.63.12.192/ is sketchy.
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SIC TRANSIT GLORIA MUNDI
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.@Adium’s facebook captcha UI is so un-adium I had to check the source code. http://j.mp/2cAWk Upgrading to 1.4: http://j.mp/1eH5WL
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“and thus (the work) cannot be performed since one cannot perform that which does not exist”
– Schoenberg, re: Verklärte Nacht, Op. 4
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That you continue to call level one folks ‘monkeys’ is a tell.
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The week C-levels ask for bug’s-eye-views of IR metrics is always the week the incidents and investigations have funny, inappropriate names.
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they got back together for another tour. it was crazy to see them live last night, i never thought i would get the chacnce
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I don’t get it.
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Dr. @alexhutton, Dr. @hypatiadocta, welcome to Jurassic Park: <meta name=“GENERATOR” content="Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Windows NT 5…
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I don’t get it.
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@dionthegod @danphilpott I’ll be at @dojosec. @philip_daigle will be there. I haven’t heard from anyone else.
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Dr. @alexhutton, Dr. @hypatiadocta, welcome to Jurassic Park: <meta name=“GENERATOR” content="Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Windows NT 5…
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@frednecksec @CrucialCarl The obscurity argument is boring, it just doesn’t reduce risk enough to bother. Port knock or VPN instead?
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@mcsweeneys A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference: http://j.mp/WcPgb
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The 1975 Signet paperback of Harlan Ellison’s ‘Dangerous Visions’ collection I ordered last week for $5 just arrived. It smells amazing.
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>@mcsweeneys A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference: http://j.mp/WcPgb
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@stevewerby it’s the new /part, /nick, /join in moderated channels. Block them and it all goes away, until they come back with another name.
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@danphilpott great paper. 550 code error leaks are nasty, breaking SMTP is nastier. Outsource the MX and ignore RFCs on MTA 550s.
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…and the new Kid Koala release he’s touring, The Slew, is a free download: http://j.mp/Be054 I’ll definitely be at the Silver Spring set.
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Kid Koala: Six Turntables Meets the Ex-Wolfmother Rhythm Section. Silver Spring – Oct. 16 at the Gallery in Silver Spring. http://j.mp/QoH9d
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@SpaceManAndy turn ‘show hidden characters’ off. http://j.mp/5Lgrz
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@electricfork I see a colored Joy Division album, a sweet drop shadow, poor axis labels, unexplained 20s fading, weird 90s gaps, no context
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So a well-heeled life coach, a lifestyle products party magnate, a homeopathy advocate MBE, and a wealthy feng shui consultant walk into a–
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http://twitpic.com/jk8kv - The homebrew stout is a great success, now to enjoy the first pint
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http://twitpic.com/jk8kv - The homebrew stout is a great success, now to enjoy the first pint
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@linuxgeek247 oops, just realized I forgot the o-scope. It is apparently your albatross. Bring it to @dojosec?
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Set aside an hour to watch @tqbf, @miketracy, and @nate_mcfeters’s talk, ‘Indie Software Security: A ~12 Step Program’ http://j.mp/y5WRm
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@jjthomas, of course not silly, it isn’t out yet!
(@mikenealis you sure ‘booted’ that one!)
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I’m pouring wine at the Canton Wine and Jazz thing 3:30 to 7:30, then hosting a Windows 7 house party at my place. Stop by either.
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#7: You a Yankee fan?
#5: No, Baltimore.
#7: Baltimore? That’s like being hit in the head with a crow bar once a day.– 12 Angry Men
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#7: You a Yankee fan? #5: No, Baltimore. #7: Baltimore? That’s like being hit in the head with a crow bar once a day. – 12 Angry Men
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There are few things more tiresome than listening to geeks verbally fuzz forensics laws with juris doctorates as if laws were protocol RFCs.
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@censey @omniweb for life. Nothing compares.
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trst.us
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“Hi, Dad, it’s me, I wired it wrong.”
“It’s probably just the safety switch on the door, put the door back on.”
“Oh, right. Thanks.”
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@oneeyedcarmen if you ever see me dancing with @philip_daigle, take my keys.
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I can’t stop watching Windows 7 House Party videos. Why did they edit out the dance-offs!?! http://j.mp/3fyLeI (stay for 1:20)
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My Day
• HVAC inside fan motor died, I can fix it myself
• The officer ticketed me at only 29 MPH over
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@dionthegod I see GETS like that in the wild all the time, nice to see I’m not completely foolish for not figuring out what the strings are
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@electricfork I think @censey was looking for the Melville (played by Bob Uecker) character. I haven’t read far enough to say yet.
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Taylor reads Moby Dick for Lynn, the Indians are the Pequod, pitching is harpooning, Cleveland is Nantucket, Mrs. Phelps is is the…
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I shouldn’t have watched Major League before reading Moby Dick. I Can’t un-see it.
Queequeg is Cerrano.
Yojo is Jobu.
Ishmael is Vaughn?
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@dionthegod nice! If I had more time I’d ping my step-dad @LieutenantBill for stuff but he’s over an hour drive away. http://j.mp/bGSW1
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This should be interesting: >@dionthegod @charmsec I’ll be there – Anyone coming to charmsec have locks and picks (and know-how)?
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@dionthegod http://deviating.net/lockpicking and a lot of patience. I don’t know anyone with bump picks, spare lock sets, etc. Would be fun!
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@censey I buy concert tickets last.fm tells me about, because it knows what I like (http://j.mp/QGKd3). Facebook and twitter, not so much.
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My assertion: Discoverable, simple guest wifi socially engineers guests away from wired corporate networks. (NB, not a control) T/F?
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This should be interesting: >@dionthegod @charmsec I’ll be there – Anyone coming to charmsec have locks and picks (and know-how)?
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Malware kit devs, clean up your UX, your default values are leaking. re: “Your Image File Name Here without a path” http://j.mp/3SOI4a
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Live by the clipboard, die by the clipboard.
Information deserves better analysis, graphics, and copy editing.
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@danphilpott managerial finance, financial econometrics, frustrated anarcho-syndics, anarcho-capitalists, and executives.
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@oneeyedcarmen are das boots take-home? What’s on them? I mIght stop by, I need a way to drink a six pack without the hassle of refilling.
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Experiment: Play Steven Reich’s Music for 18 Musicians for three cats, one man.
Hypothesis: ¾ subjects to maintain blunted affect, stripes.
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Trying Mekong Delta for lunch at noon. It’s been too long since I’ve seen the bottom of a bowl of Phở bò tái. http://j.mp/159ivy
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Dan Brown’s success http://j.mp/xnJsZ validates Smith^H^H^H^HEbert’s ‘invisible hand of the marketing dollar spent’. http://j.mp/QjT0f
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Enjoying a STROH 80 (Austrian 160 proof rum) & Mexican Coca-cola after a Mt. bike ride. Tastes like butterscotch and Chuck Taylor hi-tops.
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Neat. Network fs locks don’t impact interactivity, system feels fine: up 683 days, 18:39, 2 users, load average: 1012.70, 628.23, 508.93
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What I expect inside inside files with underscores in the name instead of spaces...
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Since I started attending @DojoSec, I last longer, my teeth are whiter, and it’s made in Germany. You know the Germans make good stuff.
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Internet Detective work is a social faux pas, but we had to find out why Phơ Hương Mới closed: not enough business.
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Watching the socratic method break down in undergrad night classes contains NO quinine.
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Watching the socratic method break down in undergrad night classes contains NO quinine.
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¹ Developer Wings™ are made of tar and feather. Buy a set today! Use as directed.
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Every time a multi-step navigation process is sent instead of a hot link because the web app can’t hot link, a developer gets his wings¹.
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For complete messages, run ’
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I’m all faklempt. Talk amongst yourselves, I’ll give you a topic:
SELinux is neither Security nor is it Enhanced. Discuss.
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Jean shorts aren’t bought, they’re earned.
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Packing for @electricfork’s 30th & Oktoberfest
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• Camera
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The kids, little India Pale Ale and baby Stout are all tucked in (IPA kegged, Stout burping primary).
IPA made a mess in his fermenter ☹
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Man, I don’t need that shit, I’m high on a cold. I’ve been dizzy for days with very little paranoia, no cravings, and hey, it’s natural! ✌
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Man, I don’t need that shit, I’m high on a cold. I’ve been dizzy for days with very little paranoia, no cravings, and hey, it’s natural! ✌
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Kick ass. (neat Wire cameo too!) >@djcheeba Video mix is now online http://www.ninjatune.net/solidsteel http://www.vimeo.com/6489862
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@IBMFedCyber "Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to… Delaware.
Hi. I’m in Delaware."
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Kick ass. (neat Wire cameo too!) >@djcheeba Video mix is now online
http://www.ninjatune.net/solidsteel
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I thought CSPAN was doing an Orson Wellesish radio drama. Eerie lack of ✈ in the sky that night as @vurtyou gave blood a the + station. ✌
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I’m brewing a stout batch so that I can feel like I’ve accomplished /something/ on my second day home sick, but I can’t smell a damn thing.
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@linuxgeek247 I’m going to guess you just added tab autocomplete to your ircish twitter client? Gimme ops.
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@linuxgeek247 ditto – I’m not into any particular OSs (or licenses) enough, but the presentations are usually quality.
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@ddeighton I keep forgetting about CALUG, joining their oops. hold on, gotta take this “YEAH, HELLO? YEAH, RUBBISH, YEAH” mailman list.
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School-night cocktails 101
THE DIRTY TONIC
Pile olives in a rocks glass, top with ice, brim with tonic water. Wink at closed Gin bottle.
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Finally put Blood Meridian back on the shelf without a bookmark, enjoying free professional help from Yale to digest http://j.mp/19Zd9Y
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♫ I’m so happy when you are near me / I’m so sad when you’re away ♫
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Which are skipped more? Intro skits, Ringo, Daltry, Roger Taylor, or Roger Waters tunes, Stones albums, post-Clash Strummer bands, or Rush?
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@alexhutton The Dan. Too many discount them as disco.
Nobody disrespects Moon’s drumming, Townshend’s windmill, or Daltry’s uh, stuttering.
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I just upgraded to @textpattern 4.2. http://j.mp/4UwxX
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Red teaming with EICAR
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Thank your for your contribution.
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Mt. Dew GAME FUEL tastes like wine cooler & looks like an Idiocracy commercial. I pine for the 70s sugar water logos & hillbilly reputation.
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./spray-eicar.pl -h
Udage: spray-eicar.pl [-vd] [-p path] [-f file]
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Stinks of PR: http://is.gd/2SycF, straw men, unchecked adjectives, slippery slopes, and more PR: http://is.gd/2Syq1 Lions and tigers and etc
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Pay no attention to @philip_daigle, we purposely trained him wrong… as a joke.
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I can’t get over how solid @apollosuns’s “Shall Noise Upon” is, straight through. Brilliant.
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I can’t get over how solid @apollosuns’s “Shall Noise Upon” is, straight through. Brilliant.
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Really dug the Ade CD you guys picked up for me. I didn’t expect it to be so experimental. Not sure why - I had it in my head that the trio would be more “Bears-y.” At any rate, I really liked it. Sounded somewhere between recent Crim & the ProjeKcts with a lot of looping thrown in. Thanks again!!!
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Is this a pole legitimate use of packed javascript (see version 2.4)? http://is.gd/2O4EQ Is there such a thing? I don’t consider it an FP.
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¹ In better tellings of Chicken Little, Foxy Woxy eats Chicken Little and his entire the-sky-is-falling posse. Acorns, dummy. Acorns.
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Knocking on the door says “I’m here, let’s go”.
Honking from the car says “WAKE UP EVERYBODY! WAKE UP! THE SKY IS FALLING! WE GOTTA GO!” ¹
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@zrlram check out Munin, it trivial to install and extend; any number you can compute on the shell can be graphed. http://is.gd/2M6XF
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@IANS_Security pie charts are an anathema to data representation, your data deserves better. http://is.gd/2LIyI, http://is.gd/2LIHe
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@jjthomas @censey Uh-oh, I’m both an unabashed hater hater AND hater hater hater. Oh, the self-loathing.
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Don’t hesitate? Feel free? If I have any questions? More than happy, eh?
I won’t, I always do, I don’t, and gee whiz that’s swell.
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At the Adrian Belew Trio show in Annapolis, 20 feet from the stage. Holycrapsoexcitedfapfapfap
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I cringe when the syllabus reads like a rock star rider. No cheating, OK. No laptops in class? Cell phone ring tone rules? Are we not men?
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Oh, I am serious. Look, this is my serious face.
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.@REGISTER_COM, renewal and transfer depts. talk much?, I shouldn’t have to renew a domain w/ you to transfer it away, before it expires.
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@jjthomas This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talkin’ to whoever’s listenin’ out there. (http://is.gd/2Ef5G)
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Rattle-can black revitalizes old veneer speakers, blueish-purple rubber bins, jeans, patios, fingertips, thumbs, and lungs. Use as directed.
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@electricfork You know what ol’ Jack Burton always says…
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Fact: Any modal jazz tunes with synonyms for gypsy or the name of a non-U.S. city in the title will be above average.
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Ha, @vurtyou is living the tabs vs. spaces nightmare over an MS Word letter the Army is sending to the government. Not just for coders!
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Dear Register,
I have found a registrar that I think the world of. He’s younger, and a hard upseller, but he undersells you by 75%.
Bye.
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I’m excited about @CharmSec tonight; lots of first-timers to meet. We’ll be at Max’s early (~6:30) for pint night glasses, then Sláinte by 7
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@censey the unibody MacBook seems unscathed - my knuckles took the fall on that hand. http://is.gd/2y8ts /bicycle/staircase/gi
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I smashed a pint glass in my fist last night, protecting my macbook pro from the same fate while tripping up stairs. I’m stigmatic.
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Fresh corny kegs of @DogfishBeer 60 minute IPA always have an interesting flavor that mellows out after a few pints; yeast? Carb process?
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Don Norman - “When Security Gets in the Way”. Usability is /the/ elephant in the room. Hard problems. http://is.gd/2x9DG
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@aaronbarnett Do those glasses make everything look like it’s under construction, and thus make you forgiving of faults? I want a pair.
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@electricfork Feynman “on why”: very good an understatement, ♥d it. I was more digging his difficulty answering questions as posed initially
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Fresh corny kegs of @DogfishBeer 60 minute IPA always have an interesting flavor that mellows out after a few pints; yeast? Carb process?
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Don Norman - “When Security Gets in the Way”. Usability is /the/ elephant in the room. Hard problems. http://is.gd/2x9DG
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Going to TechnoForensics? Sneak over to the NIST Museum, it is just around corner and down the hall. http://is.gd/2wUeg
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@marcusjcarey Director of Innovation: nice title.
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24h Simplepedia stats: 160 users read 191 articles in 12 languages.
August: 2589 users, 3908 arcticles, 27 languages.
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iTunes should lemme tag what side of an album a given track was on on the original album or tape or whatever. I’m in a flipside mood.
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…or, did you actually want to talk about DNS kiting, iframes, botnets, vulnerabilities, local admins, etc.?
What’s DNS, you say?
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e.g. We spent $x because criminals in their continued gaming of our tit-for-tat altruism selfishly repurposed your information system.
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Feynman on ‘Why?’ reminds me of writing executive summaries in post mortems: http://is.gd/2wj68 (watching series thanks to @gadievron)
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@oneeyedcarmen stop, you’ll become my dad, spontaneously grow a mustache and get a buzz cut. Blublockers are slippery slopes.
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Vendor just had a fire alarm during our support call. I need that .wav file, brilliant. GO×TTA G×O, SORR×Y. NO, YE×AH, WE’R×E EV×ACUA×TING!
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FML >@sobojosie: JFX NB remains closed…I feel bad for all my tweeps stuck in the gridlock (crash with fuel spill was EARLY this morning)
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@vurtyou see if they’ll let you run a tab.
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@dionthegod J Roddy Walston and the Business was great! The new material is interesting, hopefully the A&R/VPs present felt the same way.
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FML >@sobojosie: JFX NB remains closed…I feel bad for all my tweeps stuck in the gridlock (crash with fuel spill was EARLY this morning)
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Look, I’m going to ignore your arbitrary capability limitations & try to turn whatever you made into a hammer anyway, just give me a hammer.
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It’s twoo! It’s twoo! (going) >@BaltSunArts Few Baltimore bands rock quite as hard as J-Roddy Walston & the Business http://bit.ly/DSQMV
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@ssoper surprising of Hitchens to qualify prevention of idolatry as ‘rather admirable’. I prefer his 2006 article http://is.gd/2mRAO
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It’s twoo! It’s twoo! (going) >@BaltSunArts Few Baltimore bands rock quite as hard as J-Roddy Walston & the Business http://bit.ly/DSQMV
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http://twitpic.com/eaoom - Accepting Wile E Coyote schemes to rid absebtee neighbor of lit rooftop palm.
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http://twitpic.com/eaoom - Accepting Wile E Coyote schemes to rid absebtee neighbor of lit rooftop palm.
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@shrdlu PGP Desktop → Left tabs → PGP Messaging, bottom right, Edit Policies; stay in that sandbox, ignore Outlook 2007 & bang head on desk
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
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Les Paul: Now don’t say it that way, that’s our stock and trade, the Les Paulverizer.
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Mr. Sandwich was murdered by me, in the lunch sack, with a 12 ounce can of Sunkist. #lunchClue
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Brewed a final Batch! Pale tonight (for a while) w/ magnum, fuggles, cascade, and centennial aroma hops. Stout recipe hunting for next time.
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Brewed a final Batch! Pale tonight (for a while) w/ magnum, fuggles, cascade, and centennial aroma hops. Stout recipe hunting for next time.
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How much do you redact information shared with LEOs?
• none, I’m a Aries/Sagittarius
• black fax
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#Baltimore, I have an extra ticket to see Clutch at Sonar tomorrow night – for sale for $20. http://is.gd/26VrR
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Rebuilding our Incident Handling DB+forms one pixel at a time, this wheel I’ve invented sure is rounder than the old one! http://is.gd/26T4j
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Commuting to work doesn’t.
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Administrator and root RDP & SSH ‘lost connection’ errors : remote system reboots :: Helios running west in fear : the sun rising
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If you what to listen for, you can hear “oh well, fuck it, who cares” precede the phrase “we’ll use VNC”.
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Wheels @ BWI, lovely Cfa moderate climate, & humidity, want to kiss the ground. G Mark & SFire goons were on my flight. 60 min keg, cya soon
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Wheels @ BWI, lovely Cfa moderate climate, & humidity, want to kiss the ground. G Mark & SFire goons were on my flight. 60 min keg, cya soon
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Check the WarVOX project and slides from @hdmoore, great graphics, small multiples, gnuplot freq. analysis, etc. And Pat Fleet
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@George_Saylor I didn’t learn anything, some stuff misrepresented, valid concerns, but awfully vague and short
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In the Turbo track for Tony Flick’s upcoming Hacking The Smart Grid talk, of course, and playing Spot The Energy Sector Security Analyst
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Las Vegas says WE HAVE NO GOOD BEER in 72 point Trajan (and thinks Trajan is classy)
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@George_Saylor en route to M. Bay for sushi right now, coming back to check out the pool party at the Riv after. You? Welcome to join
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The line for Kaminsky’s talk is almost as long as the badge lines were. Leaving for sushi immediately after, then pool party
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Las Vegas says WE HAVE NO GOOD BEER in 72 point Trajan (and thinks Trajan is classy)
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The line for Kaminsky’s talk is almost as long as the badge lines were. Leaving for sushi immediately after, then pool party
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.@vurtyou a few folks got owned (or is it rm’d now?) at the Wardman’s ATMs at Shmoo this year. ATM trust is transitive to the environment
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Up and rested for Friday at defcon, must find myself coffee and something called ‘breakfast food’ for @vurtyou at or near the Riv
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@cyberhiker tonight at the Riv 9-4, $30 per
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@cyberhiker I absent-mindedly just left Caesar’s without stopping into see the SecTwits. Going to the EFF fund raiser?
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@George_Saylor definitely up for that, we have no firm plans
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In Las Vegas for defcon, waiting for a gate to free up to deplane & still feeling last night’s @CharmSec. Staying at the Riv with @vurtyou
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@oneeyedcarmen @censey I expect the usual @charmsec folks, and it looks like thunderstorms are a sure thing tonight, so I might be on time
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@bkdelong I land early Thursday, first time to DEFCON and Las Vegas, and bringing @vurtyou along for the fun.
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To: $TEAM CC: $USER <- Should not be cc’d Subject: FWD: Analysis FWD: Alert 5 demerits for $USER. Nastygram his boss please. $ANALYSIS
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@dwplanit
• if the statements complete introductory clause
• are free standing sentences
• a judgement call
• Usually: Maybe- Natch
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To: $TEAM
CC: $USER <- Should not be cc’d
Subject: FWD: Analysis FWD: Alert
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I’ll be late and sandier than usual at @CharmSec tomorrow: beach volleyball at Rash Field from 6 to 8:15. http://is.gd/1Rrby Sorry!
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Rational addiction http://is.gd/1Rfb9 and meta-discussion http://is.gd/1Rf0w re: null hypothesis, stats, cross-field pollination, & lingo
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RT @justin_fenton Stay inside, East Baltimoreans: 9 people have been shot in the past 90 minutes, about a mile apart
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RT @justin_fenton Stay inside, East Baltimoreans: 9 people have been shot in the past 90 minutes, about a mile apart
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Enlightenment -> @shrdlu: New bloggage: Nao and Zen: Security Koans for Everybody. http://bit.ly/Jpn4c
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Ode to the Small Lump of Failed Backup Jobs Over the Last Six Months I Found This Midsummer Morning: To Thee I Cron, Shared Key, Rsnapshot!
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Enlightenment -> @shrdlu: New bloggage: Nao and Zen: Security Koans for Everybody. http://bit.ly/Jpn4c
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@AmyWoo Blue Hill Tavern: Adams Morgany, LOUD, excellent bartending, great food, beautiful space, weird walled balcony, no wait, high hopes
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Why can’t I resist adding “Beep.” to scripted mail alert templates and robots.txt files and other bot auto-responses?
Beep.
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I have an open security analyst position on my small nsm/csirt/forensics team in Baltimore. Contact me. http://is.gd/1Jdja
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FRT @DataLossDB http://bit.ly/16yniy
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.@ddeighton any sufficiently advanced field of inquiry is indistinguishable from abstract collections of jargon http://is.gd/1HM42
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@shrdlu the # of results chokes me up a little bit. http://is.gd/1HKAG http://is.gd/1HKB0
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Why have an ASCII pot leaf in your MOTD, or an ASCII skull and crossbones, or ASCII porn, when you can have all three?
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Remediate and mitigate are big words often used incorrectly in place of reduce, shift, or accept because they sound fancier to fools.
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Esse est percipi. To be is to be perceived.
Corollary: To be late is to be late. Acknowledgment of perception is not required.
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2 <3’d Ale, back in fermenter for double fermentation. 2 wks cold & pressure knocked particulates out. Tasty now, wonder what’ll happen?
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2 ❤️’d Ale, back in fermenter for double fermentation. 2 wks cold & pressure knocked particulates out. Tasty now, wonder what’ll happen?
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I would like to nominate the hacks Wikipedia uses to show soccer team uniform designs for a position in the DSM V. http://is.gd/1GBL7
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I just bought tickets to see the Adrian Belew Power Trio in Annapolis, MD 8/30 - http://is.gd/1GsZz, http://is.gd/1Gtdw
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@Ryanatmghwom did Jazzy Jeff free up a seat for you by getting thrown off the plane by Uncle Phil? http://is.gd/1DjM4
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Excellent use of ‘whom’, incorrect ‘its’, multiple lower case a styles, mixed case, and ‘hot, steamy shit’ on Fait Ave. http://is.gd/1DjbU
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I don’t like hate use editing because the ego something something in a boat omg #useless #for #effect .>RT@ (via @grantstavely)
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Any bots for localities? Use broken replies to use, so’s I can spam balm’rins that @vurtyou & I are trying Blue Hill, by replying @to-a-bot
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I don’t like hate use editing because the ego something something in a boat omg #useless #for #effect .>RT@ (via @grantstavely)
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Any bots for localities? Use broken replies to use, so’s I can spam balm’rins that @vurtyou & I are trying Blue Hill, by replying @to-a-bot
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I’m taking @vurtyou to Philadelphia this Sunday night to see Reeves Gabrels & His Imaginary Friends at Johnny Brenda’s. Anyone want to join?
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Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Script where it itches.
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He had the same obsequious manner
That was the reason I had him killed
So to calm my nerves I sang this song
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Simplepedia can now switch languages on the fly, has a favicon, improved preference handling, and more Helvetica. http://is.gd/1CaaK
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@jalvani I am sitting in Pho Hong Moi, in Security Mall, right now. It isn’t in the city but the Pho is excellent! http://myloc.me/aK8b
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http://is.gd/1zLGL > @Will_Torres DJ Cheeba will mix and spin your face off. This guy rules. Check out SolidSteel podcast 82 and 99.
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.@Fred0828 the ceteris peribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.
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.@Fred0828 the certeris peribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.
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@stevewerby long > complex passwords given Lanman hasing specifically and rainbow table size generally. Passwords are inhumane, suck, etc
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@wrayjustin congrats on witnessing a shuttle launch! I’m very jealous!
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Might have to rewind King Megatrip’s Groove-Jitsu mix to replay ♫ Rhythm Heritage’s Theme From S.W.A.T. ♫ one more time http://is.gd/1A12i
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http://is.gd/1zLGL > @Will_Torres DJ Cheeba will mix and spin your face off. This guy rules. Check out SolidSteel podcast 82 and 99.
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.@Fred0828 the ceteris paribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.
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.@bjg oops, thanks! A typo away from credibility, lots of experience away from truth (and just barely above sneaking a typo into this tweet)
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Reminder: You should not give @TechCrunch page views, @arrington & co. are selfish trolls running a lame geek-tabloid http://is.gd/1zGmO
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.@vurtyou is working on cover letter for plant engineer gig at ice cream factory, help me convince her to add ‘and I really like ice cream’
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.@vurtyou is working on cover letter for plant engineer gig at ice cream factory, help me convince her to add ‘and I really like ice cream’
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I have an open senior security analyst position on my team in Baltimore. NSM/CSIRT skills required.
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A man at the Little Havana bar is reading an ST TNG EU paperback and enjoying a 22 ounce lite beer, alone. Cheers to you sir!
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Oh, Antisec. ¶'s 5 and 6 are the zanniest >@wrayjustin RT @rvdh Imageshack is hacked. All images are replaced with this: http://is.gd/1udkU
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@stevewerby their glassware is nice too. I’ve only ever had it at Pizza Paradiso’s Georgetown Birreria, and the Brickskellar. Tough find.
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@wrayjustin Parkville is the land of craft beer: Beltway http://is.gd/1uabr (http://is.gd/1uaSq) and Racers http://is.gd/1u9ZT
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.@quine nothing in an Ayinger glass can do you wrong. http://is.gd/1u7Iz
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Oh, Antisec. ¶'s 5 and 6 are the zanniest >@wrayjustin RT @rvdh Imageshack is hacked. All images are replaced with this: http://is.gd/1udkU
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.@quine nothing in an Ayinger glass can do you wrong. http://is.gd/1u7Iz
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The power of chicken noodle soup with cayenne compels you! The power of chicken noodle soup with cayenne compels you!
blows nose
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Explanations relying on analogies, narratives, ignored gaps, and secondhand facts are mental models or at best hypotheses, not truth.
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So side effects do happen? I’m on day 2, dose 3 of Alkaseltzer Cold and Sinus and randomly have a bloody nose. Common cold: 1, Science -1.
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@cyberhiker = IR with a Wiki = {{{ Tried it, didn’t work for me. The markup is too --cumbersome-- much of a hassle for the value-add. }}}
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@censey @oneyedcarmen people know I’m an ASS and I don’t need a cert to prove it. You guys are so paper.
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@sckain Dinosaur Jr - Farm. I have a feeling Beyond will be next.
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@mikenealis I want a carafe with I’m-empty whistles or bells. Yelling when I find it empty seems to just encourage /them/.
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Carving botnet commands out of HTTP 200’s that use Content-Type application/octet-stream instead of text/plain. Guessing it isn’t ‘data’
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Every time this rule hits, a web developer should get security training: alert tcp $RFC1918 any -> $INTERNETS $HTTP (content:“&pass”…
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A majority of scientists doubt the existence of man made global warming jokes on cold days that aren’t sad cries for science education.
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Every time this rule hits, a web developer should get security training: alert tcp $RFC1918 any -> $INTERNETS $HTTP (content:“&pass”…
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@ssoper makes great meat grenades. Congrats again on the fallout shelter w/ Moscow hotline. Pour some Aventinus out for Christie tonight.
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@dionthegod Try @sckain, he’s a roller derby ref. I hear they meet up at @bad_decisions a lot after games. http://is.gd/1olhm
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Holy crap @Michael_Jackson is at the Hippo. Hope he does karaoke!
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Holy crap @Michael_Jackson is at the Hippo. Hope he does karaoke!
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.@AmyWoo historians will mark invention of Excedrin as dawn of a new age. 1960: Excedrin Extra Stregnth formulated. 1969: Moon landing.
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A lesson in PsyOps, from @mcsweeneys, Saddam’s Interrogation Logs http://is.gd/1mp39 Master these techniques and something something…
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@sxs3200 if you don’t get the President of the Unites States on that phone… You’re going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.
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Attempting to resuscitate this Bells Two ❤️’d IPA clone with another shot of ale yeast this evening. Or should I get champagne yeast?
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@Ryanatmghwom that link is tainted with Ron Paul voodoo – I wish all three of us understood economics better, /they/ don’t want you to, etc.
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Attempting to resuscitate this Bells Two <3’d IPA clone with another shot of ale yeast this evening. Or should I get champagne yeast?
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Booo, both of my kegs are kicked and the last homebrew was a disaster! Going flatline! /_/_|.__________
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EXT. @ELECTRICFORK CYBER COMMAND - EVENING
Throngs of black t-shirted villagers are chanting…
ECU VILLAGER
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Great url > @mubix DEFCON PreQual CTF walk-through’s posted: http://shallweplayaga.me - Learn a lot, even if you weren’t involved.
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Great url > @mubix DEFCON PreQual CTF walk-through’s posted: http://shallweplayaga.me - Learn a lot, even if you weren’t involved.
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My slightly tweaked version of dnssnarf, by @linuxgeek247 : http://is.gd/1jsEC Timestamps, more record data, and both queries and responses
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Ratio of budget and FTE’s dedicated to availability monitoring NOC, physical security monitoring SOC, and NSMing CSIRT? Ideal? Actual?
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.@danphilpott but don’t you want solutions, that fit your needs? Look how happy these stock-photo-business-people are with them! Contact us!
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.@danphilpott but don’t you want solutions, that fit your needs? Look how happy these stock-photo-business-people are with them! Contact us!
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Our DUKW tour of Baltimore yesterday was captained by Captain Crunch. http://is.gd/1i3SI
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@MissMktr @AmyWoo Thanks for hosting the #ducks tour, @vurtyou and I had a blast!
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Ditto, w/ @vurtyou, cabbing cause we’re lazy > @censey: Otw to woody’s #duckboat09 w/ @saraensey.
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Ditto, w/ @vurtyou, cabbing cause we’re lazy > @censey: Otw to woody’s #duckboat09 w/ @saraensey.
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At the Baltimore Women’s Classic 5K to support @vurtyou from Little Havanah. She runs faster, longer when I’m drinking Mohitos.
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CONTAINS QUININE.
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CONTAINS QUININE.
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Reminds me of http://is.gd/1euJ2 >@danphilpott Domain name made from WIN! from @steponequit: http://raptor-jes.us
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@aplura 10-wk FOSS proj in Balt. 3-5yrs exp. Research wiki/calendar/collab software and provide results/guidance to client. DM @aplura
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What people seem to think, in this economy, when security shows up in suits to take systems for IR: http://is.gd/1eK0x Mind your messaging!
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Reminds me of http://is.gd/1euJ2 >@danphilpott Domain name made from WIN! from @steponequit: http://raptor-jes.us
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>@aplura 10-wk FOSS proj in Balt. 3-5yrs exp. Research wiki/calendar/collab software and provide results/guidance to client. DM @aplura
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@censey any time that happens, rent a car, boom!, I mean, a 7 or 8 hour drive, you’re a mile high! It’s one of those things, you know?
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Max’s has 9 Hitachino beers on tap for pint night, all 7.0% or higher abv, nice take-home half-pint glassware
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@shmausen @commonwombat So @vurtyou just talked to BGE: The estimated time to restore of services is ‘by 10PM’.
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Heading home for a pint of home brew with @philip_daigle before CharmSec, then Max’s for a pint night glass ~6:30, then CharmSec at Slainte
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Excellent semiotic homophone: http://is.gd/1cadJ
Unrelated: I’m looking for a trap set to goof with.
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.@vurtyou I promise not to blast you into space…until such time as I deem it necessary.
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Isn’t it a daisy? >@bjg i’m reading this piece of pure art: http://is.gd/1b0nC a flame avant la lettre, but beautiful
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I am Zeldar. I’m from planet Beldar. My leader is Zeldar. And we shop at Wal-mart. http://is.gd/1b8tf
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Isn’t it a daisy? >@bjg i’m reading this piece of pure art: http://is.gd/1b0nC a flame avant la lettre, but beautiful
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Spirit’s “Fresh Garbage” (1968) is a cover of Tay Zonday’s “Chocolate Rain” (2007). It’s a fact.
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I have seen the fnords in this configuration file.
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♫ One of these fines is not like the others http://is.gd/1anKH vs. http://is.gd/1anPw Can you tell which…By the time I finish this song? ♫
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Look, a Unix system monitoring tool! Will the configuration file use mindfuck, lolcode, perl, or a delimited and whitespace-sensitive 4GL?
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@bjg there is great money in it, many of those tools are OTS and all C&C is over egress-ACL-likely ports. #thistweetneedsmoreacronyms
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.@linuxgeek247 happy to have ya. @philip_daigle promises to have the new blinkenlights sign too.
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\m/. > @VRT_Sourcefire #vrtrecommended http://c8y0r.tk
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Evil Foundry Ligatures™: rn -> m, cl-> d, vv -> w, ww -> a clarinet, oo -> orthodontic band, tr -> a tied-off bloody stump
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Holy crap, very sad. > @cnnbrk: Metro spokeswoman confirms at least two fatalities in DC Metro train collision http://bit.ly/dctrain
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\m/. > @VRT_Sourcefire #vrtrecommended http://c8y0r.tk
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Evil Foundry Ligatures™: rn -> m, cl-> d, vv -> w, ww -> a clarinet, oo -> orthodontic band, tr -> a tied-off bloody stump
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Gnostic quizes, ineffective cause support, fans of stuff, flash memes: It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.
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What he said, only with proper caps and no french spacing >@electricfork Sushi in Owings Mills with @grantstavely. Anyone else nearby?
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Francis, G: “I’ve got some zero days in the table-top exercise I’m working up for you guys, and some tomorrows too, man.” Yikes! Mommy!
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Hey, I found out why there’s a Local Settings directory in Application Data, and an Application Data directory in Local Settings. It’s becau
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Cheeva Investigates… The Case of The Missing Records. Solid Steel. 90s-heavy, excellent Friday music. http://is.gd/16sha (mp3 top right)
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What he said, only with proper caps and no french spacing >@electricfork Sushi in Owings Mills with @grantstavely. Anyone else nearby?
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I wish we hadn’t blasted all the telephone sanitizers off world on B-Ark, my keyboard and mouse are filthy.
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Strange that until now I’ve never handled and incident on a machine logging DD/MM/YYYY. Newb.
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@censey a bunch of us are heading to Luna Del Sea for drinks, how is parking over by metro?
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Heading back to the city and in the mood for a beer. Any takers?
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@linuxgeek247 I get back to the city around 8:30, probably too late?
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Wow, I feel like an eight year old. I HATE MATH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! tempter-tantrum
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@ssoper tried that, it doesn’t work. I am pleased to note that nothing I’ve written since then contained the word. http://is.gd/15nC6
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@attritionorg any kids could have done that, if you are going to knock the BSA, try the theism, homophobia, or sculpture http://is.gd/14GDF
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@censey @oneeyedcarmen @linuxgeek247 Changed plans: I’m going to defcon, making travel arrangements now. Hotel preference? Never been to LV.
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I’ll be in class. >@marcusjcarey I’m scheduled to do a talk at SANSFire Thurs 6:00PM - How to Build a Hyper-Local Security Community
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@vurtyou really? organic hangover patches? I have a shark repellant to sell you. Buy now and get these magnetic anti-elephant bracelets!
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I’ll be in class. >@marcusjcarey I’m scheduled to do a talk at SANSFire Thurs 6:00PM - How to Build a Hyper-Local Security Community
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.@linuxgeek247 whoa! I’ll test this AM. I have some ideas for what to keep of the response using a DOM parser - regex may be too trusting?
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Unfortunate url shortener breach @cligs. http://bit.ly/AS6Yp Why disclose the source IP? Also, ironic: http://is.gd/13obQ
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The Dukes of Stratosphear were better at Syd Barrett than both Syd Barret and Roger Waters combined.
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.@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + Plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 42" plasma, love it. (holy crap)
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The Dukes of Stratosphear were better at Syd Barrett than both Syd Barret and Roger Waters combined.
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.@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + Plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 42" plasma, love it. (holy crap)
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.@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 24" plasma, love it.
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.@mubix I’m use a Mac mini + Plex + plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 24" plasma, love it.
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.@electricfork & @will_torres are drafting procedures around Scytale and toilet paper for out-of-band IR messaging. http://is.gd/12FQh Help.
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Didn’t make it the Hilton to put up fliers at SANSFire, relying on twitter and word-of-mouth already seems sufficient for @CharmSec
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Expecting a lot of 8:15ish SANSFire folks at @CharmSec after the evening talk. The rest of us will be at Pickles around 7PM tonight.
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Two-❤️’d Batch! Pale OG: > 1.12! 7lbs of DME in a 5 gallon batch. This is going to be a big beer if it survives. Very foamy w/ all the sugar
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Two-<3’d Batch! Pale OG: > 1.12! 7lbs of DME in a 5 gallon batch. This is going to be a big beer if it survives. Very foamy w/ all the sugar
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Brewing a Bell’s Two-hearted clone this afternoon: http://is.gd/10OEM It’s Centennial hops all the way down! http://is.gd/10OCx
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Silly Putty sticks to Silly Putty really well. Better even than it sticks to the rings of a slinky. #insightfriday
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$VENDOR on antivirus exclusion: …failing to do so will result in very poor performance ultimately leading to your disgust for the product.
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So @philip_daigle returns to cube land and says, “Wow, I just tried to use my badge against the light switch to exit the bathroom”. Dude.
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Mission after pho lunch: Create a scapy daemon (or at least script) to log all iframes from a stream.
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@MissMktr: Good morning Twitter! Nice evening with @AmyWoo, @SpaceManAndy, @jjthomas, @grantstavely and @vurtyou at @bad_decisions
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Man, the parking lot at work always smells like burned rubber and clutch when I get to work in the morning. What’s that all about?
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> @MissMktr: Good morning Twitter! Nice evening with @AmyWoo, @SpaceManAndy, @jjthomas, @grantstavely and @vurtyou at @bad_decisions
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Search ‘is.gd’, 1st hit: marketing, 2nd: marketing, 3rd:, opportunistic ‘hey is.gd is down, check out our marketing’. http://tr.im/o0L2
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is.gd’s server seems to be gone gone. Anyone else have a route past 81.29.89.108 or know of other affected sites?
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♫ It’s getting better all the time / (It can’t get no worse) ♫
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♫ It’s getting better all the time / (It can’t get no worse) ♫
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@ak1010: RT @johullrich: are you sick of shortened URLs? I wrote a URL lengthening service to easily craft 140 char URLs http://tr.im/nR5Q
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If unsubscribe links were 72pt, bold, and at the top of marketing e-mail, it would probably slow me down by at least a half second.
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> @ak1010: RT @johullrich: are you sick of shortened URLs? I wrote a URL lengthening service to easily craft 140 char URLs http://tr.im/nR5Q
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The Beatles Rock Band cinematic intro is excellent http://is.gd/TUOM (@electricfork: note inclusion of Day Tripper http://is.gd/TUUC)
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@censey holy crap that pizza looks amazing, where are you? (as I heat up a Tony’s for a school-night late meal)
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The Beatles Rock Band cinematic intro is excellent http://is.gd/TUOM (@electricfork: note inclusion of Day Tripper http://is.gd/TUUC)
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@shmausen @commonwombat – 1-800-567-6789 Verizon residential high speed internet support.
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Begged question answer: I just got lawn seats to see Stone Temple Pilots at Merriweather, 7/19. http://is.gd/S7IN
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Surely there are music business excusses for the failure that is Ticketmaster arbitrary fee transparency? Lie to me better you bastards!
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XL newish craigslist clothes dryer installed, old shrieking box of fire-breathing doom in the alley for pickup. SCREEE! EEEIK! RYIEECK! #%@!
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Yes http://twtvite.com/o8rk9m #twtvite #ducks
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I’m game. > @electricfork: Back in ballmoar. sushi lunch today at Edo Mae in Owings Mills, spread the word.
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Neat presentation from @chriseng > @ak1010: Crypto for Pen testers a MUST watch -http://bit.ly/ream9
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Dear application team: Plz leave honeypot work to me, & pretend /your/ stuff is in production and shouldn’t have Everyone granted All perms.
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Yes http://twtvite.com/o8rk9m #twtvite #ducks
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Argh, $52 parking ticket for being too close (questionably) to a fire hydrant.
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I’m game. > @electricfork: Back in ballmoar. sushi lunch today at Edo Mae in Owings Mills, spread the word.
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Neat presentation from @chriseng > @ak1010: Crypto for Pen testers a MUST watch -http://bit.ly/ream9
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Driving home from #dojosec on 4 ounces of Big Red… This is bat country!
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Driving home from #dojosec on 4 ounces of Big Red… This is bat country!
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The shortened url straw men of doom
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Class got out early! Off to #dojosec after all.
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@oneeyedcarmen f5 f5 f5 f5
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@alexhutton thanks!
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.@dionthegod @quine assuming you aren’t talking about returning door-to-door Jehovah’s Witnesses, Good luck on that ‘good news’ thing.
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@alexhutton switching costs masked as failed opportunities - http://is.gd/O5T6 - love that the unsubscribe link still works.
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DestroyTwitter on a mac w/ a synergy provided white mac keyboard hosted on a windows PC == confusion whether ‘command’ is actually esc. ugh
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Should I go to the Gartner Information Security Summit in DC this summer on the ‘sponsor ticket’ (keynote and sponsor floor only)? IANACSO
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Had to see how I stacked up to Ryan.
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Should I go to the Gartner Information Security Summit in DC this summer on the ‘sponsor ticket’ (keynote and sponsor floor only)? IANACSO
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@CharliePapazian: http://tr.im/njsB GreatAmBeerFest Ticket update: Thursday18% sold;Friday:20% sold;Sat.Afternoon:42% sold;Sat.Night:14%
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@ssoper: This AP writer sneaked in a great ‘Big Lebowski’ quote in this otherwise boring article http://is.gd/N8Pn
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Starting with Kid A onward, Radiohead has just been a Battletoads soundtrack cover band, Thom sings the vocals the NES coulnd’t reproduce.
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> @CharliePapazian: http://tr.im/njsB GreatAmBeerFest Ticket update: Thursday18% sold;Friday:20% sold;Sat.Afternoon:42% sold;Sat.Night:14%
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> @ssoper: This AP writer sneaked in a great ‘Big Lebowski’ quote in this otherwise boring article http://is.gd/N8Pn
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Finally started McCarthy’s Blood Meridian (http://is.gd/MKtK). I want to write an incident post mortem in this style.
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Finally started McCarthy’s Blood Meridian (http://is.gd/MKtK). I want to write an incident post mortem in this style.
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Missing tonights Bacon & Beer Happy Hour at @bad_decisions, and Thursday’s @dojosec because of my damned night class. $#!^&#!!
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Does anyone know the brain.conf option to turn off sloppy focus? This thing seems to just do whatever the heck it wants.
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@marcusjcarey any introduction that begins with an honorific that doesn’t concern life, death, rank, or responsibility is silly.
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@marcusjcarey any introduction that begins with an honorific or that doesn’t have power over life, death, rank, or responsibility is silly.
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Outlook Zen behavior: 1. Select multiple messages to act upon 2. Receive a new message in the same folder. 3: Outlook undoes the selection.
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A whisper in your ear: memento mori, memento mori. http://is.gd/KUMp
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.@jeson, @vurtyou, and @slp22 are trying to starve me Lunch promises ’ real soon now’ started around 11:30, it is now 15:00. Send help.
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Eating outside at Three. Heroin users: stay inside please. Live-tweet it? Stop trying to break into that Car. No $ in the BSun box?
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Eating outside at Three. Heroin users: stay inside please. Live-tweet it? Stop trying to break into that Car. No $ in the BSun box?
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Brewing a pale ale before going to the Polish Festival at Patterson Park.
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@electricfork @vurtyou polka, polka, polka, one o’clock at my place, we’ll walk over (away from the smell of dead fish. Ugh.)
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Hey, Friday afternoon, when nobody is looking I’m going to beat the everloving crap out of you. It’s been 3:45 for at least six hours now.
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Obama also said ‘ATM Machine’. We elected this guy? And what is it with airline food anymore? I mean you ask for a bag of peanuts and…
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I don’t get the dislike of/bias against users of the word & prefix cyber. See: def. of hacker, pronounciation of nuclear, etc. Get over it.
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.@censey I disagree w/ the characterization too. I’m using it as a blind man’s cane to determine where I want to keep the real tools.
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I was just accused of weaponizing eicar. This will be a fun drill.
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@insidecharmcity: RT @wjznews Stray Bullets Hit MD Nuclear Power Plant http://bit.ly/nT4SE
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My math textbook for this semester has a Chapter 0.
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print “\a\a\a\a\a\a\a I just got a ticket to see Clutch at Sonar! \a\a\a\a\a\a\a\a”;
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@AWS0807 …unless your singer is a green lizard named Sarsippius
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.@oneeyedcarmen I expect there will be ad hoc lunches and meetups, and folks from out of town that need to know where to enjoy their eveings
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.@philip_daigle: “Never heard of this Linux distro” after finding a MINIX 3.0 cd in our stack. Thinking about asking for his geek card.
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> @insidecharmcity: RT @wjznews Stray Bullets Hit MD Nuclear Power Plant http://bit.ly/nT4SE
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Stopping by Max’s pre-@charmsec? I am - pint night is Apocalypse Great White.
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.@danphilpott the spectators are strangely the same year after year, maybe Bradbury’s /The Crowd/ was prescient http://is.gd/HftK
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@alexhutton /.You forgot the closing / and . on that style tag http://is.gd/H9IH /.
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Enumerating AV exclusions by spraying eicar all over the file system. Hackish, slow, & noisy, but many don’t alert their IR team for eicar.
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Comments, cliches, commentary, controversy, chatter, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat, Conversation, contradiction, criticism, @charmsec 13
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@johnemcintyre: Accept no substitutes: Grant Barrett’s book on unofficial English is free for the asking. http://tinyurl.com/rddhuw
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Abandoned amature hour: trying simultaneous 5GHz (prod) and 2GHz (guest) wireless networks, and dnsmasq w/ opendns. Airtunes so far so good.
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SETTING: media on a mac mini smb share, itunes on an mbp streaming to an airport express ECU: Operator screaming, itunes & express failing
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> @johnemcintyre: Accept no substitutes: Grant Barrett’s book on unofficial English is free for the asking. http://tinyurl.com/rddhuw
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Hop pellets in a dry martini, shaken: visually apealing green peppering, nose improved, does nothing for the flavor. I need hop-infused gin.
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Hop pellets in a dry martini, shaken: visually apealing green peppering, nose improved, does nothing for the flavor. I need hop-infused gin.
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.@marcusjcarey sushi lunch was fun & I like your HLSC vlog post.
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Just got home from a 2-night primitive camping trip with @jeson, @slp22, @vurtyou, @philip_daigle, K, E, and e.
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.@philip_daigle and I are headed to Security Lunch Meetup at Baltimore Inner Harbor, Edo Sushi noon, see everyone there #charmsec #sectwits
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Capturing images of blade systems over port replicator dongles is fun, pause, not.
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.@censey cork the kitchen, ebony LR (or througout), halogen under the counters, nix track lighting, new cabinet hardware, flowers & plants
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@marcusjcarey any luck with your lunch plans tomorrow? A few of us would be up for it, time permitting. What restaurant / meet time?
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Brown sugar and fish sauce! It’s twoo! It’s twoo!
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@Fred0828 you are all over that! Congrats to all of GURU! Four years ago: Mock: http://is.gd/BGVO http://is.gd/BGZZ Real: http://is.gd/BH2X
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Crushed both finals, Spring '09 semester: adios! Summer semesters start Tuesday. #umbc
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@philip_daigle dude, you could stack a lot of horses something something, http://is.gd/BEbl
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@helvetireader I use a build script for Simplepedia to inline css, GM API & about:config to config http://is.gd/jiaW O & GKit can tweak js
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Please suggest papers/presos on responsible compromise notification. i.e. “Hi, you are owned.”, not “Hi, you are vulnerable.” abuse@? Still?
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.@dionthegod ha - that’s like saying “the closest I got to playing freeze tag was when I was starting running back for my hs football team”
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.@dionthegod I always got sidetracked transposing sheet music to QBasic PLAY w/ amp AUX leads soldered to the motherboard speaker terminals
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Outlook Zen Koan: Uknown Error.
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Baltimore and other delmarva locals: oceancity.org is currently serving pdf/swf malware: DO NOT VISIT (apologies to site admins)
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I can’t stress the importance of coding style enough, as other criminals will have to deploy your work. http://is.gd/BjG3
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Definsible, if wildly biased/innacurate? Insightful regardless? http://bit.ly/zo5Vs
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Definsible, if wildly biased/innacurate? Insightful regardless? http://bit.ly/zo5Vs
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Outlook Zen Koan: Extra line breaks in this message were removed. / This message has extra line breaks.
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.@alexhutton infosec zombie meme: fix-it-with-encapsulation (usually crypto). Stupidest are ‘disk wipe count’ and password policy myths
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Planning our sixth annual memorial weekend camping trip to Greenridge Forest, hoping the weather clears up for us! http://is.gd/B0ab
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This lumber is from 1915. When I make decorative cat scratching posts with the remainders, somewhere, a lumberjack will roll in his grave.
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I’ve been playing carpenter with nothing but a circular saw, a hammer, a chisel, and a pile of OD rough hewn hickory all afternoon.
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Jeff Beck’s at Ronnie Scott’s is on Palladium. Tal Wilkinson is ridiculously talented, and El Becko is a fine wine.
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Jeff Beck’s at Ronnie Scott’s is on Palladium. Tal Wilkinson is ridiculously talented, and El Becko is a fine wine.
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Tufte forums on visualizing risk: http://is.gd/ArZr As Ricker points out: You can’t present that which you have not computed.
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.@will_torres please stay until ~3:30AM, then go to 1745 Kalorama and play very loud music into the windows of the basement unit. Thanks!
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.@electricfork your dunkelweizen smells amazing. Hallertaus are still floating, will be tricky to siphon. Shoulda used the muslin bag!
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Batch! Ale #2 is kegged. Amazing stuff! Brewing another tomorrow, and tweaking the hop schedule to be more Lagunitas IPA, less SNPA.
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Scenario: Attack account, change username, create new account, squat username & abuse. I need to use a stronger password on twitter.
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Twitter seems to fatal error on new passwords with spaces, then logs you out. Logged back in using the new password with spaces. Confused.
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Oops, I polluted @electricfork’s facebook status. I assumed all those apps used RSS or API calls, not page scrapes. clicks ‘like’ in fb
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Note only 14605171 is the real @grantstavely. All others are impostors. Philip K Dick you are missed. Fast flux-able?
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Scenario: Attack account, change username, create new account, squat attacked username, grief. I need to use a stronger password on twitter.
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.@shrdlu usernames are not static. I’ll let you use mine if I can use yours. wink twitter.com/urls change and everything.
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I never kept handles long, and used them for fpss, not hacking. ph8 was my favorite, then hobart. writequit was just the last one I used.
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OK @electricfork, I’m going to switch to @writequit again, then you switch to @electricfork, then I’ll be @grantstavely again. 1,2,3,go
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Squatting @electricfork’s handle, griefing his followers with nasty dms, as usually #whyitweet #fixreplies
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I just crossed streams with @electricfork, er, I mean, @grantstavely. Who ever heard of usernames not being primary keys?
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Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
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@oneeyedcarmen he can’t hanlde advice without being insulted? http://is.gd/zT5s immediate and direct feedback is always easier to take
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.@aaronbarnett if there were windows in my office, I’d have jumped out already. #google
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@sxs3200 that’s not effective seasoning, you’ll need to host a BBQ to protect that investment effectively.
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@SemanticV: Press release for live website and demos - http://bit.ly/11IB3H
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Yeah, @will_torres CSNhd keeps keeps losing signal on me and going to silent/pixels during plays, might have to go to a bar tonight.
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> @SemanticV: Press release for live website and demos - http://bit.ly/11IB3H
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Happy Anniversary! Thanks for lending me your wife for a few days:)
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@alexsotirov: “Hahaha: http://twitter.com/XploitSweatshop”
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> @alexsotirov: “Hahaha: http://twitter.com/XploitSweatshop”
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@censey the complainee. Apathy, silence, & dismissal, are all easier. NB: Attacks are not complaints.
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Complaints are compliments.
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@electricfork @will_torres, it is easier than that: go Neverending Story on them, let the sadness hit 'em. #probablymissingasportsreference
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@yahoo what are your tactics for keeping criminals from SEOing malware? Opportunistic attacks make it into you top ten frequently.
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@oneeyedcarmen is there anywhere in the city I can get a C02 tank refilled or traded south of Racers? I need to keg a batch, limited time.
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What zany things would happen if example.com|net|org suddenly had a valid A and MX records? Interresting dns cache poison for a honeypot.
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Most grow out of this risk evaluation, yet keep applying equivalent silliness to externals: “I haven’t died yet, therefor I’m immortal!”
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Outlook Zen Koan: The function cannot be performed because the message has been changed. http://is.gd/jqh4
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@GratefulGooner why did you have to remind me of that nightmare #radiohead Nissan Pavilion show? Utter disaster. The venue is dead to me.
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@linuxgeek247 no fair if you go to CC campus before the next #dojosec, and I love that you called it marco. What pool did you test it in?
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Making shrimp tacos with @vurtyou, @jeson, and @slp22, wishing the rain would stop so that we could enjoy the roof deck.
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@censey my grandfather bumps me on page 4 of google for ‘grant stavely’. An unrelated ‘grant stavely’ in the UK is on page 5. Poor guy.
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Next #dojosec, I’m asking about world peace > @linuxgeek247: #dojosec dnssnarf in 6 lines of python… http://bit.ly/bJbol
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Catching the Caps game with @vurtyou, @satie45, and Weeds at a bar in Canton. (My vote is for Growlers/The Tap House)
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@linuxgeek247 @sdwilkerson abandoned BIND format somewhat, added query id and responses, using it now: http://is.gd/xS2u (my first python)
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@tombihn so it was a bad batch of YKK buckles? Tough luck? I’ve replaced the bag already with an @goincase messenger - love it.
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@vurtyou \m/. .\m/ http://phohuongmoi.com/ noonish.
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@sdwilkerson @linuxgeek247 I always wanted to learn Python – with http://is.gd/3Z0f and http://is.gd/xLBZ, operationalizing should be simple
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Next #dojosec, I’m asking about world peace > @linuxgeek247: #dojosec dnssnarf in 6 lines of python… http://bit.ly/bJbol
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@securitytwits needs its own @favrd. #lazyweb, please write one, make it syndicate and bot-RT. Put that gold star to use. http://is.gd/mBfP
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@wrayjustin we stopped to try to control the projector. I think we walked past you heading for the far lot as you were driving looking! =/
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http://twitpic.com/4rb6r - We found a frog to tailgate with at @dojosec.
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I’m not kidding about @dojosec tailgating. Find me.
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Want to test IPv6 and teredo detection on your network without deplying it? Invite $big_company pro services over for a meeting. @dojosec
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I don’t want to spoil @sdwilkerson’s @dojosec talk, so I’ll stay off Panasonic Display1 for now. http://is.gd/xBT8
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The @dojosec projector is awfully quiet on its own ad hoc network. Defaults: http://is.gd/xBOs thought it transmitted on assoc: just myself
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@dionthegod btw @philip_daigle asks if he has a girlfriend in the future #dojosec
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@dionthegod holy crap are you posting from the future!? I’m @dojosec and @sdwilkerson isn’t talking yet. Do they have flying cars? Jetpacks?
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@dojosec w/ @philip_daigle watching @danphilpott’s talk on FISMA. I’ve never worked .gov. And people complain about http://is.gd/xBw2 ?
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http://twitpic.com/4rb6r - We found a frog to tailgate with at @dojosec.
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I’m not kidding about @dojosec tailgating. Find me.
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Want to test IPv6 and teredo detection on your network without deplying it? Invite $big_company pro services over for a meeting. @dojosec
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I don’t want to spoil @sdwilkerson’s @dojosec talk, so I’ll stay off Panasonic Display1 for now. http://is.gd/xBT8
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The @dojosec projector is awfully quiet on its own ad hoc network. Defaults: http://is.gd/xBOs thought it transmitted on assoc: just myself
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Griefers experiments prove trust exists, news at 11 > @joshgans Journalists relying on Wikipedia caught out with hoax. http://short.to/7z41
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@electricfork how many times have I spoken to you about your guestures Spaulding?
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I’m automating analysis of domains and IP addresses in logs using surbl and google/safebrowsing. What other similar services have open APIs?
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I can’t un-visualize this one: @will_torres on XTC’s Skylarking: “Is that kermit singing?”
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This toot of a blog post of an executive summary of key findings of the overview of the details is so easy to read, skip the data altogether
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Style tip: Underestimating? Deriding? Citing ‘lame’ without reading source material? /.Surround it in Slashdots!/. (+5 Nash Equilibrium)
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Thanks @censey, aweseome Kurzweil news! (probably more elucidating than me mumbling) How about novels? http://is.gd/xtSP, http://is.gd/xtTd
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@AWS0807 a sweep would have been boring! Enjoy the Caps’ C-league goal and look forward to games 4 and 5!
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Griefers experiments prove trust exists, news at 11 > @joshgans Journalists relying on Wikipedia caught out with hoax. http://short.to/7z41
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@will_torres go caps! C A P S! (I am surrrounded by penn fans)
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Corporate web filtering drives users to the black market. When the latest American Idol clips are banned, only criminals will have the la…
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The file system ‘name’ metadata exclusivity is v. 1970s, ignores superior solutions in MacOS, BeOS,
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The Solution™ to file exesntions isn’t to show/hide them, it’s to annihilate the entire notion. Wrong-headed: http://is.gd/xh0O
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You know wha’ they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack 'em yack 'em!
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@sckain I ran osx86 on my HP laptop for a while (10.4.8-ish?), macbook now. Dogfood at work, I would frown on other hackintoshes on our LAN
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Second bankrupcy of the week: XP on the desktop. Returning to FreeBSD asap, as OSX is sady not an option.
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Every time virustotal says ‘-’, I think of Dark Helmet’s thoughts on the triumph of evil over good.
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Eschatologists have caclulated the # of collective pronounces and -ly words that will bring end times, but not which conference room
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Remoting three+ levels into varying resolution GUI systems should be covered under article 3 of the geneva conventions.
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The closed class door and lights off jogged my memory that class is canceled tonight, rushing through leftovers or driving to UMBC didn’t.
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VM bankruptcy declared. My greeting now requests that you e-mail me or call my cell phone, then it hangs up on you. VM is dead tech to me.
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@LazerFlip how’s your heel flip? I can’t do either half of a lazer flip, need somoene to teach me. http://is.gd/wEoN
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By popular demand: four photos of the almost finished basement. http://is.gd/wAmb (I’m accepting tap handle donations for the home-brew tap)
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Asked Sfwy meat counter for 4 oz bacon for a ragu, one piece was 8 oz, he couldn’t ring such a small amount, so I got it free. Free bacon!
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@tombihn I have a medium cafe bag and both of the clips on the plastic buckle broke off, so it doesn’t latch closed.
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@censey those army surplus prices are great. I feel stupid for paying what I did for my Bihn, which I already broke. http://is.gd/R0U
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http://twitpic.com/4f25t - We dry hopped @electricfork’s dunkel with the hallertau’s I got at the 2008 GABF.
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@commonwombat yup, should be right up our street! #baltimore #kinetic
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http://twitpic.com/4erh5 - We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles.
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http://twitpic.com/4enum - TOS Enterprise NCC1701 entering the water in the Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race
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@electricfork want to come early? The Kinetic Sculpture Race is going to go right past my house. Bring something to grill. At waterfront now
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Skating to the square for a used book sale http://is.gd/w7pk and then to the waterfront for the Kinetic Sculpture Race. http://is.gd/vXWN
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Many shortened urls last forever. Anyone ever rainbow table them? What percentage of the urls point to darknets? Contain auth creds?
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@pearsontowers: Awesome Moneyshot / Johnny Rotten set http://is.gd/vN6G <- great setlist and a cool bit of history!
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@dionthegod ‘we were’ got lost in editing, became ‘were’ and implied ‘they were’. My ego is already a lumbering Stay Puft, be careful.
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Going to Artful Gourmet to avoid the snarling traffic downtown, then open for the weekend w/ @vurtyou out of town.
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@XSSExploits http://is.gd/vWfD played like a pentest to me.
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@XSSExploits that was an excellent play in three acts. I’m not normally into tragedies but with writing like that, who wouldn’t be?
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@censey I bought a year of trst.us, have a dev, going for sushi. http://trst.us/
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@sdwilkerson @dionthegod mentioned #vzdbir, I said ‘oh it was nothing’, everyone agreed, and were all humbled by his pdf exploit earnings
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@sdwilkerson I bought your last Guinness @charmsec with my “CONGRATS ON CRACKING THE CODE” Amex card.
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@censey let’s do it. We can partner with http://www.stopbadware.org/ - do you have a name in mind? (slightly serious)
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@StrongwaterSec Just commands? Grab everything! Tweak something like http://is.gd/vRvi to be trusted, maybe throw it at a serial device?
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There is this weird small computer on my desk – has keys 0-9, *, and #, and I don’t know how to make the red blinking light on it stop.
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> @pearsontowers: Awesome Moneyshot / Johnny Rotten set http://is.gd/vN6G <- great setlist and a cool bit of history!
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2009 Great American Beer Festival: 9/24-26, Denver, CO. I had a lot of fun last year who wants to go this year? http://is.gd/vJue
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It looks like userscripts.org needs an @attritionorg style Going Postal section: http://is.gd/vJoi
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http://is.gd/vf3f Kirk: ipod shuffle. Khan: kindle. Aaaaannnnnd… scene.
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2009 Great American Beer Festival: 9/24-26, Denver, CO. I had a lot of fun last year who wants to go this year? http://is.gd/vJue
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@SemanticV: A new Stingray Explorer demo is online. Browse Enron’s email using concepts - http://semanticv.com/stingray/
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Simplepedia: fluid.app, ssl-aware, front page tweaks, and self-updating. ♥ing the ideas & support submitted by users. http://is.gd/jiaW
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Argus has a daemon flag and no netflow listener while ra has a netflow listener and no daemon flag because real sysops daemonize with &. 😦
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> @SemanticV: A new Stingray Explorer demo is online. Browse Enron’s email using concepts - http://semanticv.com/stingray/
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Phơ Hương Mới, noonish, http://is.gd/7xCG
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If I owe you a link re: and open discussion @charmsec, please remind me. http://is.gd/vAiq
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I tried to explain http://is.gd/vzP0 and http://is.gd/vzPp last night @charmsec re: future of mobile OS. Tough to distill.
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WikipediA on the front page is now WIKIPEDIA. Why? BookendS > SOLID imo.
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Rage, then The Running Man, and now The Stand? Someone has to stop Stephen King. (@nprnews’s WHO Phase 5 declaration is freaking me out)
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Rocking @will_torres’s face off with The Oxes in preparation for @charmsec to combat his new Lionell Ritchie “Hello” replacement ‘ygm’ sound
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Also: If you don’t hate e-mail like we do, sign up for the CharmSec list so’s we can sell your info for beer money: http://is.gd/vqG9
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@oneeyedcarmen yes sir! 7PM @ Slainte. I’ll go ahead and RT it from @charmsec
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WikipediA on the front page is now WIKIPEDIA. Why? BookendS > SOLID imo.
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The Google Defense http://is.gd/tVyD is silly. The law cares very much about intent, not so much for technicalities or analogies.
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@satie45 & @electricfork captured some pics of why your Baltimore commute sucked today: http://is.gd/v6Vg http://is.gd/v6WY
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@s_crawford, @chriseng, @dionthegod, @IBMFedCyber, @Fred0828, @ryanaraine, & @geekgrrl thanks for the ★! Aw, shucks, etc. =)
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How I Decoded the Verizon 2009 DBIR Cover
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Why does my macbook pro feel like a candidate for an anarchist’s cookbook recipe? Oh, just some crashed shells. http://is.gd/uX6X
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@alexhutton awesome, @charmsec is a fun group of talent with an infosec problem.
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How I decoded the 2009 Verizon DBIR cover and won the challenge: http://is.gd/uWLU #vzdbir #databreach #security #crypto #infosec
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@electricfork could be. I think @McNasty99’s 90’s cover band White Ford Bronco has the power to actually warp time. But only to the 90s.
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With my new cornelius keg homebrew rig, I have the power to force-carbonate five gallons of any liquid. World: you are on notice.
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http://twitpic.com/4222i - Hop schedule: 60 min. magnum, 30 min. perle, 10 min. cascades & moss, cascades at flame-out. Mmmmhm.
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Bottling or kegging my Batch! Pale today, then brewing another pale ale and a dunkleweizen with @electricfork
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Spring: GFY, bring summer. Instead: I got a http://is.gd/evf6 recursive time travel movie so I could travel in time while I travel in time.
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Spring: GFY, bring summer. Instead: I got a http://is.gd/evf6 recursive time travel movie so I could travel in time while I travel in time.
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Hopefully grilling and relaxing w/ @vurtyou on our roof deck this evening w/ torches + tunes, practicing for tomorrow’s beer festival
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Watching @philip_daigle try to ctrl-c to the end of an infinite bash for loop I wrote for him is making Friday afternoon sail.
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Yes, we are only wearing sun glasses inside, http://is.gd/ujfF, because The Who’s Won’t Get Fooled Again came up on my ipod http://is.gd/lsc
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@satie45 Make him say “Hello,” on mouse over. shiver “is it me you’re looking for?” http://is.gd/uiVR double-shiver
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Anyone have contacts at Yahoo to restore sites from say, 1996? http://is.gd/uhNg (I’m normally very good about archiving http://is.gd/uhOg)
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@censey that’s sad. My first website was in a GeoCities neighborhood.
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@will_torres buy Clip On Dred Locks and put them on your dog! http://is.gd/uhHB
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Bounced between dd and xxd, identified the HFS volume I’m trying to recover, kicked off full dd, realized the drive is click o’deathed. Ugh.
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Celebrating a night of no insanity with dinner at Peter’s Inn w/ @vurtyou
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Celebrating a night of no insanity with dinner at Peter’s Inn w/ @vurtyou
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@oneeyedcarmen I’ll be at @city_paper’s Brew Fest with @vurtyou and a few others. Hey @satie45 - get tickets!
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Really Twanalyst? Coherent? More dentist’s agree: I am not coherent. Mphmmmgaaaa Nnnmmhhhhh phrkghx!
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My Twitter personality: likeable inquisitive cautious My style: chatty coherent WRITER http://twanalyst.com/grantstavely
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@bkdelong nice, I really dig the badware project and nomenclature and I didn’t even know I was benefiting from it!
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To save you all the trouble, I put in a ticket to get Yahoo.com reimaged. You’re welcome.
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Does the amount of malware people find through Yahoo search say something about Yahoo or about people that use Yahoo search? I say former.
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Outlook Zen Behavior: The message notification growl alters any multi-selection group in the message list to the most recent one only.
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I’m sorry you’ll need to resubmit all of these GMT, AD time values to UTC, CE values. Sobchak, Preferred nomenclature, etc.
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Dear three color, 9 bullet point, executive e-mail signature: You are the lambo-doored, buick-ported 1994 Type-R Celica of e-mail.
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The existence of yellow whiteboard markers are proof that there is no God and that reality is a strange, strange place to be.
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14 hours, 4 ZUPDOG, 12 hours, 6 ZUPDOG, staring over now. Even I’m not sure what that means but four people will probably chuckle.
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Tired infosec engineers WILL disco dance if the music is loud enough. Anyone else consider soundboards invaluable for SIRT sanity?
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Learned from following @BaltimorePolice: Baltimore: The city that walks into area hospitals with gunshot wounds.
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Tired infosec engineers WILL disco dance if the music is loud enough. Anyone else consider soundboards invaluable for SIRT sanity?
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Learned from following @BaltimorePolice: Baltimore: The city that walks into area hospitals with gunshot wounds.
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@SteveS86 fucntion? At hour 26 I grabbed a 4 hour nap, I feel like a million bucks! Where am I? What’s going on?
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I’d forgotten all about that fourth wind that comes with 24 hours personal uptime. Suddenly I’m awake again.
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Cell phone radio chatter on conference calls is-OMG SPEAKERPHONE FEEDBACKZKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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@will_torres yeah, but they left already. About to get out of PA myself and head back to Baltimore.
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Having great vocabulary didn’t save the THESAURUS from extinction / eradication / extirpation http://is.gd/tinC
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@wadebaker I skated a park for the first time last night and didn’t break anything. You’ll live!
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@ddeighton I prefer denyhosts for simple ssh Rumpelstiltskin defense http://is.gd/3Ijv, as it’s KISS enough for me.
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@marcusjcarey No match for “EVERYTHINGELSEIDO.COM”.>>> Last update of whois database: Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:48:45 EDT <<< Do it!
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Only annoyance of migration to the new MacBook Pro - my keychain, which I’ve moved from mac to mac for six years, seems to be busted?
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@jennrenwick nice to see you tweeting more - gotta do something about that default o_O picture next!
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@censey saving that story for the next @charmsec at the request of the Verizon folks. Short version: perl and google: took 30 minutes
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@Fred0828 Nice! We should hit a park old-school: you on a plastic Hobie and me on a Chris Miller mini.
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http://twitpic.com/3hult - @electricfork & Max: so, the sofa is just in the background on this one, but it still counts!
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Kicking unattended 13 year olds out of a skate park looks like a thankless job!
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Wikipedia
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http://twitpic.com/3hult - @electricfork & Max: so, the sofa is just in the background on this one, but it still counts!
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Kicking unattended 13 year olds out of a skate park looks like a thankless job!
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Holy crap, Alvin and the Chipmunks have parts in Michael Jackson’s P.Y.T - jump to the 3:30 mark.
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Blasting Michael Jackson’s PYT hoping to drive two geeks jabbering about hardware away. I hate hardware. They hate PYT: took 25 seconds.
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Amazing lo-fi sci-fi book covers. Is my Ringworld memory fuzzy? I would have gone a much more literal direction with it http://is.gd/sYi0
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Hitting CharmCitySkatePark tonight to see @LazerFlip and @aaronbarnett out-skate me. Never skated a park, injury likely. http://is.gd/sYM1
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Was about to whine that it’s so cute when domains don’t point their A record at their www but check out spamhaus’s SOA: need.to.know.only.
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@oneeyedcarmen I already got a warning ticket for speeding in the new Ft. McHenry Tunnel lane - too spoiled by the Dulles Toll Road.
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Looking for a urlsnarf style dnssnarf I can daemonize. Should I give up and throw pcaps at tshark? I want to keep months of data for NSM.
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@sdwilkerson a http://is.gd/sR43 - thanks for the @charmsec support, I’m looking forward to it too
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jib, cut, like > @mubix: Penetration Testing isn’t dead, it’s the 2009 version of the CISSP.
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@sdwilkerson \m/.
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jib, cut, like > @mubix: Penetration Testing isn’t dead, it’s the 2009 version of the CISSP.
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Slainte wins for the next @charmsec, will update the site soon
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Slainte wins for the next @charmsec, will update the site soon
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The Mad Tea Party
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Heading to meet @highburygoon at Slainte, then maybe Max’s, then somewhere in Fells for cheap good eats w/ @vurtyou & @satie45
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@macsec indeed! #security #vzdbir #databreach
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@alexhutton I just submitted my cipher text solution. Never done any code breaking before, was a lot of fun! #vzdbir (now back to work!)
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Only the first 100 lines matter. Off to blue team, will have to resume after lunch. Argh, obviously a Vigenère. http://is.gd/sz5k #vzbdir
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A pattern emerges… http://is.gd/sz5k #vzbdir
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∴ Θ - τ + δ = something that makes sense.
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Given A tweet, Θ, at least one out of place word from a previous revision τ will be present, and/or a word that should be there, δ, won’t be
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@electricfork (← thar be spoilers) I know, I googled it, I trying to not give it away though.
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What is The Verizon Breach Report cover binary text? http://is.gd/hafb please be Clutch lyrics, please be Clutch lyrics, please be Clutch l-
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Verizon Breach Report, page 48: Notice it? It’s 2 searches away from WikipediA. Common cipher lore? Neat regardless! http://is.gd/sxkL
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@sans_isc 1500+ g-reader full-text subscribers, and you $html =~ s/<.+>/<br>/i;? Why? http://is.gd/stWw I want to help! Experience matters!
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@mubix @Jeffers0n classic consulting ship of theseus: Great last year becomes “their new guys” next year. Process > Talent
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I like beer. I like bacon. I can walk to @bad_decisions. I have an exam tonight. One of these things sucks.
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Banning hugely popular websites because ‘they might be attack vectors!’ fear creates a black market. See: drug war
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Noticed an uptick in yahoo.com GET malware vectors? Were one of their advertisers compromised? Vetting prob? goforuniq.evil + adtrgt.evil
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@sansforensics RegRipper rocks! Registry analysis tools are critical for incident responders and forensics analysts. http://is.gd/shqp
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Simplepedia “Jackass Flats” v.8.1.51: first version to support www.intelink.gov/wiki/, http://is.gd/jiaW, in honor of http://is.gd/rpRy
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@grecs plug for NSM practitioners using ringbuffer captures that are dealing with data overload: http://is.gd/sh67 (comments appreciated)
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Simplepedia “Jackass Flats” v.8.1.51: first version to support www.intelink.gov/wiki/, http://is.gd/jiaW, in honor of http://is.gd/rpRy
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Innaction in the face of expected interruption because of a fear of task-switching is a terrible design pattern. Stop procrastinating.
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Pirate walks into a bar, bartender notices he has a ship’s wheel attached to his belt buckle.
Bartender says “What’s that for?”
“Vundo!”
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Batch! Pale Ale FG: a cloudy 1.010, OG was 1.078 pre-pitch. That’s a 9% ABV! I question my OG reading – tastes great, but tastes 5%ish
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Pharoah’s charrioteers are to Moses as contractors on the Death Star are to Lando.
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Pharoah’s charrioteers are to Moses as contractors on the Death Star are to Lando.
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At a baptism tonight, didn’t realize it’s done at a full Easter vigil mass. Will be in the front row atheisting, whatever that is, for 2.5h
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@oneeyedcarmen good eye, you probably know all the local coolers. I haven’t found anywhere besides Racers that is closer to home.
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http://twitpic.com/35rx8 - I found all the best easter eggs, now to decide if I want a green one or a purple one.
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Simplepedia updates: a bunch of other wikis supported, user/editor toggle, Helvetica/Serif toggle, and a graphic http://is.gd/jiaW
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OSX needs /dev/loop virtual block devices, wouldn’t have needed the VMware Fusion install that just crashed all over my system. Carving dd.
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OSX needs /dev/loop virtual block devices, wouldn’t have needed the VMware Fusion install that just crashed all over my system. Carving dd.
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City Paper Brew Fest: http://is.gd/rPtG
Loved it last year, just got tickets for this year. $30.
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@electricfork anything we can do to help?
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via @srfstn – Peter Funch shot the same location, then reassembled collections of people in a variety of themes http://is.gd/kmH0
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Would give my right arm if I knew I had a chance of eliminating that blue gradient, four type faces, & dozens of colors. PS get Nessus 4.
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I’m not one to rage on post-it passwords but @philip_daigle just picked one off a public area table with IP, username, and password.
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http://twitpic.com/32df0 - How to tell if I was on conference calls today: books now color-sorted!
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Understanding through metaphors inevitably leads to misunderstanding through the inappropriate extension of said metaphors.
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Dear new hire that drinks even more coffee than I do and always has a fresh pot made: You complete me. I wish I knew how to quit you, etc.
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Interesting things only happen when @electricfork is on vacation. @electricfork must project an attacker distortion perimeter field.
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@LazerFlip \m/.
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Making javascript gibberish to de-obsfucate itself. No skills required: http://is.gd/rqW3
Found spreading pdf exploits.
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@will_torres is submitting some ugly we found to ISC. I’m not versed in de-obfuscating javascript: http://is.gd/rqhe #pdf #swf #iframe #cn
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@shmausen Yup. Wouldn’t SEOUL PLAZA be the perfect set for a Scooby Doo episode?
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I’m in the mood for Phơ Hương Mới for lunch http://is.gd/rpyo, say noonish.
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Plane text pdf/swf iframes are elite on some planet, but the weak link is: this is Earth Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Try my nuts to your fist style!
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Plain text pdf/swf iframes are elite on some planet, but the weak link is: this is Earth
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Courses this summer and fall: tech writing, finite math, hardware/software concepts, accounting. Can I handle a 9 credit-hour load + work?
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@aaronbarnett (re: http://bit.ly/pv9jH) they are all so stern. Came for the the NIN – the future as predicted by Vinge – stayed for Devo.
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@dionthegod details unless it’s mine. Wait I just script, can’t be mine. Details!
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@ssoper - reminds me of http://is.gd/r4pf Ratio of U.S. jet fighter programs to number of enemies with modern air forces? http://is.gd/r4s0
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@sckain hashtag collision w/ http://is.gd/46xH #empathy
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@sckain that bounced off my team one person at a time and we are still giving patient-zero crap for it. My sore throat lasted 2 days. gl.
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How do I submit this to virustotal? “Client states the his computer mouse is infected. When he touches the mouse, ants come crawling out!”
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@cyberhiker tyvm - I couldn’t agree w/ @robcorddry more re: ‘after the jump’ and unnecessary UX difficulty of basic tasks
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@dionthegod just an SNPA clone. Wort is chilled, will pitch after I clean my brew pot. First time using this thing: http://is.gd/qU0U
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.5oz Magnum into the boil, timer set for 60 minutes and hoping the gravity goes up a smidge. Started at 1.048 after steeping 1lb Crystal 60
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@sdwilkerson your advice at @charmsec to daemonize dsniff and urlsnarf has payed off already in reducing time to find root cause, tyvm!
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Simplepedia updates: user/editor toggle, many more mediawikis, refactored css, dom walking, error checking, still a hack, http://is.gd/jiaW
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@dionthegod Pizza Port rules, only been there once & sampled what they had at the '08 GABF. Ayers Maharaja, and Erie Railbender Ale now mmmm
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@marcusjcarey vim rules. Have you built up a dotfile you like? I’ve been abusing q and :! lately (and own writequit.com)
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Enjoying a cask White Marsh Octopus Pajamas at Mahaffey’s with @vurtyou
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@slp22 & @jeson, we would love Paradiso but the 45 mile walk is a bit much tonight.
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Walking to get @vurtyou Italian Ice in Fells, then open schedule for the evening & no idea what to do.
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@bsdunlap extract or grain? I just picked up extract ingredients for an SNPA clone I’m brewing tomorrow. Boring, but easy.
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Enjoying a cask White Marsh Octopus Pajamas at Mahaffey’s with @vurtyou
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Walking to get @vurtyou Italian Ice in Fells, then open schedule for the evening & no idea what to do.
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San Francisco vacation photos: http://is.gd/qJil At the rate I silly flower photos I should break down and get a macro lens.
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MBP out of the box color temp seems a bit hot. Am I crazy?
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San Francisco vacation photos:
http://is.gd/qJilAt the rate I take silly flower photos I should break down and get a macro lens.
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The Migration Assistant transfer to the new mbp took 9 hours over gigabit. Now onto darwinports and app licensing cleanup.
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Amanda’s cat felt it crucial to let everyone know that it is raining outside and
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> @wrayjustin Great time @DojoSec. Thanks @marcusjcarey for a great lineup. #dojosec
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Joseph McCray is cracking me up re: pen testing, if you aren’t watching the stream, make time to watch later! #dojosec
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@wrayjustin Great time @DojoSec. Thanks @marcusjcarey for a great lineup. #dojosec
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Joseph McCray is cracking me up re: pen testing, if you aren’t watching the stream, make time to watch later! #dojosec
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Watching Tech Tips with Matt Rothman http://is.gd/qmIG
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@dionthegod seems like @dojosec will fill the auditorium, @philip_daigle and I will be there
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I would buy a loaf of all heels.
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You know the story… Same old, same old, it is what it is…
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TRULY GROUNDBREAKING
MARKETING RESEARCH:
UNDERSTANDING
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Jeeze, here it is, #conficker already and I’m still writing RBN on all my checks!
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My attention span is only up for some z-trip & Chiba Solid Steel #82 today http://is.gd/q6mL HELLO! Hello? (hello) HELL-O h-e-l-o etc.
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Hype like conficker is why I have this old d i g i t a l poster for y2k pro-services poster up in my cube. http://is.gd/q64H
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Anyone up for tossing me a Tcl primer? It’s for a friend.
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Outlook populates the “You replied on…” status line of a message before you send the reply.
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The names conficker and downadup both scream telephone game.
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Miller Lite adds hops three times during the brew process! Just like every other beer you’ve ever bought! Ever! All of them!
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@marcusjcarey I tried Toastmasters and didn’t care for the ritual stuff, + I’m hopelessly shy. Hope you like it!
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The names conficker and downadup both scream telephone game.
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Miller Lite adds hops three times during the brew process! Just like every other beer you’ve ever bought! Ever! All of them!
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This Thursday evening: @dojosec Talks: http://is.gd/pJV5 Directions to Capitol College: http://is.gd/pJV4 (where Infragard meets too)
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I wish scs.exe understood CIDR. Still very handy!
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Ordered: A 2.4Ghz unibody MacBook Pro refurb, should be here by the end of the week.
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Walking to Slainte with the in-laws to check it out as a prospective @charmsec spot (and to get lunch)
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XM Radio & their customers got screwed by whoever sold and implemented their CRM. The web-enabled side is dumb and predatory.
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@mcsweeneys THE RULES: TIME-TESTED SECRETS FOR GETTING AND KEEPING A JOB IN THIS ECONOMY: http://is.gd/pkS3
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@explodingdog …clean(ing) out my warehouse. So, for a limited time get a Signed Book for $10 http://bit.ly/xiluf
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Sharepoint urls are doing%20it%20wrong?Source=http%3A%2F%2Ftwitter%wEcom%2Fgrantstavely%2Fstatus%2F1345311260
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Reason #51231 that I’m a lucky guy: @vurtyou drove home, picked up the empty dfh60min keg and is meeting me at Beltway. Beer-less no more!
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http://is.gd/p7hF working links help!
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http://is.gd/p7fn + daemonlogger. It’s like having a time machine. In need of a code review. #lazy http://is.gd/jSIq
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Great comment last night @charmsec from Mike “Who pays for browsers!?” I did: Opera on Linux, Omniweb on the mac.
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OmniGraphSketcher http://is.gd/oW6D will immediately replace Excel + Photoshop http://is.gd/p3a3 in my Econ class
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I just printed the art for @philip_daigle’s insane @charmsec sign. It has das blinkenlightzen. That’s so Daigle!
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@city_paper A gem of a missed connection on Craigslist. This happened about 50 paces from our office… http://ow.ly/1puu
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How I know this cold is licked: The wood stove had the room up to 80F, I was still wearing a sweatshirt, and I noticed it was ‘a bit warm’
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A table for tomorrow’s @charmsec is reserved at Max’s http://is.gd/gRjs
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@SemanticV The website is live after six months in private beta http://semanticv.com/. Register to try Wikipedia Explorer.
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how are you feeling? Did you go to work today?
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@electricfork don’t forget to call Max’s to reserve the table for @charmsec Wednesday night - 7PM
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http://is.gd/otcA reminds me of Mike Rowe’s excellent TED talk http://is.gd/lWWL, and of strangers chastising a friend re: dog out in summer
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OSX mounting network shares in /Volumes with afp and/or smb, appending -1 to the end of mounts with the same name: stupid or stupidest?
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Yay - @vurtyou just picked up a Cherner style chair for $99 at Oakenshawe in Hampden – it needs some TLC, but I love it. http://is.gd/orWU
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Stuck in the house with a cold. What a waste of time.
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Troubleshooting an http redirect loop at the apple store when trying to access edu pricing pages. 301 -> 301 ouroboros. #lazy
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Sis & 'Laina are in town, pushing a stroller to misc. shops in Fells Point for an afternoon shopping.
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Weekend sysadmin: automagic GFFS rsnapshots from Amazon EC2 host
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DJ Yoda Goes To The Movies is simply incredible. http://is.gd/obMA ( youtube teaser: http://is.gd/obOl )
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Probably getting a 15" mbp tonight in Towson, but what to do in the area for dinner? Maybe Thai One On?
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re: powerbook: http://is.gd/o4c0, new-ish battery too
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Buy my 17" Powerbook: 1.67 GHz G4, 2GB memory, 120GB drive, matte screen. $500?
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“So you watch all the websites I go to?” “Not specifically, but alarms go off every time you talk about your ex-boyfriend.” Ex-bf’s name?
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RegRipper is excellent for rapidly getting a timeline and dump of a user hive, don’t sleep on it: http://is.gd/o0Vt
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Doh. Keg kicked.
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Is there a technical reason that https://secure.wikimedia.org/ is what https://wikipedia.org/ should be?
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Outlook Zen Koan: Extra line breaks in this message were removed.
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Oh clipboard, what can I do to win your heart back?
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Watch thru-you: http://thru-you.com/#/videos/ What’s the video equiv of turntablism?This is Grand Mixer DXT (http://is.gd/nTpZ)
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Haven’t recovered from how relaxing my SF vacation was to attack the inbox, but 1000+ is ridiculous. Pressing Z or R twice rest of the day.
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Orange Crush smells funny.
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Watching the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still: complete train wreck.
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RT @rockyd http://twitpic.com/252rd - From Tampa FL, (150 Miles away) during launch of STS-119 at time of Booster Seperation.
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Google Reader handles comments now: http://is.gd/ntuB (and why did I say ‘threaded’? I hate threaded. e.g. /. cesspool)
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Twitpic kicks ass but were I able, I would http://is.gd/5P1 and http://is.gd/nq7P
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Tufte’s Presenting Data and Information course is back in town April. GO if you haven’t already. He is an amazing lecturer. http://is.gd/xq9
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The latest @omniweb sneakypeek has Safari 4’s webkit. It’s like Safari 4, only stable and with a better UI. http://is.gd/nieB
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Watching paint dry is like watching grass grow. Wait, I meant e-discovery.
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CapSec DC is 4/25 (the same night as CharmSec) @ Stetsons on U Street. http://is.gd/naWh
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Staged crucifixions are the only kind. (they are also the only time you’ll ever write a word ending in -xions)
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Stewart v Cramer seems awfully one sided for Stewart, but Cramer brought his sleeves-rolled-up-shit, so I guess it’s nine-tenth’s sided
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Drinks with @vurtyou in Blue Sea, dinner TBD
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If I had a Kindle, could I have it replace ‘leche’, ‘milk’, and ‘obsenity’ in For Whom The Bell Tolls with real obsenities? Que va Bendejo.
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SIG{INT} handling in perl is harder than it should be. My new favorite bash documentation re: ‘exit 2’: “Seldom seen”. Helpful!
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⌘-C: sort of a mnemonic for ‘copy’. ⌘-V: sort of a mnemonic for ‘next to copy and not in the way of print’ ⌘-C, ⌘-V: http://is.gd/n08i
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I will be at the Columbia LUG meeting tonight - haven’t been to a LUG meeting in 4+ years. Any @charmsec folks attending?
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♪ Hands ♪ ♪ Touching Hands ♪ ♪ Reaching Out ♪ ♪ Touching Me ♪ ♪ Touching Youuuu ♪
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Researching visiting the Kennedy Space Center for a shuttle launch this year: $400 seems to be the ballpark. I have lots of questions.
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function scp() { echo $2 | grep -e 😒 if [ “${?}” ne “0” ] ; then echo “Idiot.” else scp $1 $2 fi
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I’m dumb for not going to SOURCE Boston. I qualify for the student rate, which is @shmoocon pricing. facepalm
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Base ’09 mac mini ordered to replace the XBMC, and the NLSU2. Would anyone like my NLSU2? http://is.gd/mR41 It needs an OS and HD
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Tomorrow’s Columbia Area LUG meeting looks like a network security monitoring with linux chat: http://is.gd/mOTj Awesome! I’m going!
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http://is.gd/lXtX Always ask ‘Have you ever hacked anything?’ Always.
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hates midterms
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Modern (networked) GUI experiences are shining examples of transitive trust at layer 8.
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I only read on planes. To & From SF: @mcsweeneys #30 and Raskin’s “The Humane Interface” http://is.gd/mJd3 UI and InfoSec are intertwined
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http://twitpic.com/1y5yx - At The Stinking Rose in North Beach, San Francisco - apologies in advance to anyone that flies home with us t …
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http://twitpic.com/1x4oi - Everything here is beautiful
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http://twitpic.com/1wvke - At Bodega Beach, CA taking pictures of dew covered wild irises
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http://twitpic.com/1w2yu - Touring Cline Winery in Sonoma, CA with @vurtyou and @johnconstable
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Cabbie: OMG you’re from Baltimore? I LOVE John Waters, I would die to be in one of his movies! Do you know him?
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Does @philip_daigle still have his moustache? That’s so Daigle!
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I’m amazed at the fascination San Franciscans and Chinese have with miniature liscence plates and street signs with their names on them.
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http://twitpic.com/1viau - The sipper shot tastes like brandy, the Mai Thai tastes like a day of agony
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http://twitpic.com/1vgy9 - Mai Thais and beers at LIPI Cocktails in Chinatown, and shots of chinese liquor on the house
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Alcatras vist done, heading to Fisherman’s Wharf for lunch. Why are there so many more European tourists here than DC?
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To-do: clean language selection & login, apply to all projects (http://is.gd/lXbw), vi key bindings, edit page cleanup, etc…
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My Out of Office Message is on. If only I could configure it to blast the SCADA-Sec list, so that I could feel like I was contributing
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RT @shmoocon Most speaker presos are online - videos to follow soon. We have a badge contest winner.
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On a flight heading to San Francisco to see @johnconstable for five days. Bbl Baltimore.
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http://twitpic.com/1ugyq - House fire in Canton, almost out now, hope now one was hurt!
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Watching MJR and Bejtlich debate 15 topics at once in a 20 person round table: Like a tennis match
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Maybe I’m cynical but I a sophisticated attacker targeting specific assets is undetectable until the loss is realized. Duh.
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Anti-debugger tech is not 5 years old DOD tech, it’s much older. IDS and IPS are critical NSM components, not even close to a distraction
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I am at the front right table, j, c, and l are at second row second from right, both have empty seats
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The intro talk is about vulnerability scanning Zzzz
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Wow. I didn’t look at todays schedule, so I left at 6:15, but left late at 6:45 :p I just walked in, BK just got here, no worries
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Innapropriate to the ask Mu Dynamics sales reps if he’ss still beating his wife? Or does he probably get that a lot?
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A vendor at IANS just called SMTP a legacy protocol: keeper.
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Psyched for the IANS Forum tomorrow in DC w/ @electricfork and @jeson. Not psyched about 5AM alarm to make it down from Bawlmer.
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My Wikipedia userscript is coming along nicely http://is.gd/luKO will release tonight and sync fixes w/ Simplepedia. I need a name for it!
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Grabbing Pho with @vurtyou in Sec-that-wierd-empty-asian-upstairs-urity Mall’s SEOUL PLAZA.
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Earthless and Witch kicked my ass last night. My ears will probably be ringing all day. I definitely need to take ear plugs to shows now.
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Hey @vurtyou, let’s make some pho http://is.gd/ldv7 I assume the broth freezes OK? Need to hit an asian market for some of those ingredients
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I’m going to see Witch tomorrow night at the Ottobar with @vurtyou. Tickets are probably still available http://is.gd/l9ox .\m/
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Why I, lover of all things pub-crawl, won’t be going on any snuggie pub-crawls http://is.gd/l9m3 (shit, look at question i. shitshithshit)
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I love finding out I was cargo-culting something out of ignorance. I am a walking, mumbling, fumbling knowledge gap.
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‘Greek to me’ geek equivalent? Line noise? perl? http://is.gd/kUht
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Heading to Max’s for @CharmSec soonish & bringing a pile of spare 2009 Sourcefire calendars to give out, and a few 2009 ShmooCon schedules
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Bob Edwards interviewed planet hunting astronomer Allan Boss(sp?) this morning on XMPR. Interesting planet forming theories!
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CAPS LOCK is the appendix of the keyboard. When will yours burst?
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I would love a terminal.app that used the Safari 4 beta tabs. While dreaming, it should bind ⌘-# shortcuts to tabs, not windows!!@#^%!#
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Did mail.google go dark because of an attack? Sorbs.net listed their outbound mail servers as ‘currently sending spam’ last night.
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The rear USB ports on HP Monitors are a rogue HP industrial designer’s cruel joke.
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I must have corrupted omnioutliner.app: Opened econ notes, they auto-imported as a very large tree diagram in omnigraffle, head a’sploded
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Does SimplepediA need a new name? Could it confuse simple.wikipedia.org users?
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My ground-level condo is being carried away on the backs tiny ants.
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Let’s appropriate a poster for CharmSec 10. I propose http://is.gd/kpsV More Not Working than Networking
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NB: The previous track was Miles Davis’ 23 minute Bitches Brew, so there was definitely some tension before the Vangelis came on
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Blasting the Esper Edition of Vangelis’ Blade Runner soundtrack: @vurtyou just ran upstairs “CAN I HAVE SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS CREEPY!?”
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I’m watching Return To Oz for the first time. Yikes, this is creepy.
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Whoa! People still like U2? http://is.gd/ki7M
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It’s a crime that the closest bar to the office has @Dogfishbeer 90 minute IPA on tap and is a 45 minute drive from home.
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On writing procedures: removing all articles (a, the, some, etc) does not technical writing make.
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Am I alone in thinking that continuous partial attention is a generation-gap issue and not a problem? http://is.gd/kfgA Am I just selfish?
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Going dumpster diving for old lumber, wish us luck
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Grabbing a burger at JD’s in Canton w/ @vurtyou and Kathryn and K’s friends
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What are the legalities of pilfering some amazing O.D. aged 2 x 8 lumber, er trash, from a roll away dumpster in Canton?
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Toying with extending simplepedia global support for major language editions; In russia, css tables joke–oh nevermind http://is.gd/k9cT
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Please use a chain of custody form when sending a hard disk inter-office naked in manilla envelopes, so we know who to blame when it clicks
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http://twitpic.com/1khgg - Looks like a philips head to me, off to see a man about a plug!
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http://twitpic.com/1kh7v - I like changing flats in the rain! Yay!
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Dreaming about brewing beer is surely a sign that I should continue not making time to do it right? I need to break in the basement.
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Enjoying Asimov’s /It’s Been A Good Life/, but disagree w/ him that The Last Question is the best SF short story ever, it is merely the 2nd
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capture - a script for analysts and incident handlers
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“What happens when you die?” “I don’t know, google it” “It says you respawn at the last save point with no power-ups” http://is.gd/4Hd8
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I’ve updated my nsm/ir laziness script ‘capture’ to run through daemonlogger pcaps http://is.gd/jSIq Ew perl, right?
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Best Practices < Design patterns. BP: “We got a IPS-firewall! Prob solved!” DP: “We are applying Least Priv. and NSM! Still expect loss!”
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Best Practices > Design patterns. BP: “We got a IPS-firewall! Prob solved!” DP: “We are applying Least Priv. and NSM! Still expect loss!”
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Google reader ‘share with note’ needs a threaded reply feature.
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I am Kitty Genovese. Nobody told me my release was a big fail in the 99% of users demographic. Webkit > Gecko http://is.gd/jB4i Fixed!
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I wonder how many software easter eggs just popped up for 1234567890? http://coolepochcountdown.com/
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THE BANSHEE WAIL OF DATACENTERS IS DESIGNED TO KEEP GEEKS FRO-WHAT?! I CAN’T HEA-$@%PHONE BRB-“YEAH, I’M IN THE DATACENTER IT’S SO-WHAT? I-”
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I haven’t had to mess with Simplepedia in a while so I put it on userscripts.org http://is.gd/jiaW
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Using perl to serially process a few hundred 500MB pcaps instead of using threads because I’m too stupid and lazy to grok threads or fork()
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Unix epoch time 1234567890 is this Friday at 6:31PM EST. If your technical team has been looking for an excuse to have a happy hour…
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What’s w/ people in the New Testament buried in tombs w/ rolling stones for doors? Didn’t want to dig in sand? Resurrection convenience?
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2AM, drunk: @electricfork How’s the fall of the military industrial complex ging? Marine Lt.Col: Quite the contrary I think. Me: Really?
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Ever get the feeling that the conversation you just had was all exposition? It’s fun to treat everything that happens like it’s in a novel.
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Glen /forgot/ to eat lunch. Somewhere out there, there is a big bald dude named Nelg that’s been grumpy all afternoon http://is.gd/j5DG
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Excellent talk: Brewmaster at Brooklyn Brewery explains beer. http://is.gd/j5yl I think I’m too techy to be a CAMRA/Slow foodie. Almost tho
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I asked @will_torres if coaches used biz terms the way biz leaders use sports terms. He says no, they just use other sports’s terms.
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Outlook Zen Koan: Opening a lot of items could take some time. Are you sure you want to open these items? Yes/No?
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Confirming that 2 Amy’s is still second place to Pizza Paradiso with a Dales Pale Ale, wishing I had a spare stomach.
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I just played a Theremin at the Hacker Arcade at Shmoocon: Jimmy Page emulation near complete. I need a dragon suit.
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Dead Additc’s talk on security and the false trade-off at the sake of usability and design is excllent.
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At The Reef in Adams Morgan
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The UMBC bookstore had the textbook for my Java class finally. Yay! Now going directly to Shmoocon.
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Have a brilliant Shmoocon barcode presentation idea, 24 hours to execute, and no budget to acquire the dozens of misdirections needed. Shit.
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Yea!! I like your profile pic! You are almost not making a stupid face 8)
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http://is.gd/inLs the riddles abound. Batman: [reading a riddle] What has yellow skin and writes? Robin: A ball-point banana! Precisely!
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Every time I use a site with password complexity requirements I use the ‘Forgot Password’ function, log in, change it, & forget it. UX FAIL.
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I just passed a lone tire mounted on a steel wheel rolling along in the slow lane on 83N, no 3 wheeled cars in sight. Gonna be a wierd day.
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UMBC must have seen through the whole 90’s Aeron chair thing. These VIRCO MARTEST one-piece plastic and formica units are awesome.
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Dear Random Things Meme, ♫, #ff0, ♂, III, ☺, , $, 21224, ., gonk, gs.com, cheers, ~, ♥A, ( | ), ≠†, 29, meh, derp, CEG, the boy, \m/.
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My Airport Express randomly decides that some songs should be played in the spirit of 4’33". Too artsy for me.
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No turn signals? Know riding the bus.
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On adverbs: Any word that ends in -ly should be removed from formal procedures. @electricfork says: Like Stavely?
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Non@Shmoocon DC to-eat&drink list for this weekend: Pho, Regent Thai, Big Hunt, sushi (suggestions?), Pizza Paradiso, Shmoo party, 2 Amy’s
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I named @vurtyou’s chili contest entry yesterday after the sounds that cows, pigs, and beans make.
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and Friday are now friends.
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How do you keep an analyst in suspense? python volatility ident -f /4GBddImage.dump http://is.gd/hPiF
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LGS Senior slipped on ice and broke his femur, surgery tomorrow, home enjoying a Keystone Light w/ ice cubes in it by Monday I hope.
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What’s worse? http or self-signed SSL https Citrix logins? LoginType=Explicit&user=Scroob&password=12345&domain=SPACEBALLS1
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Guardian angel bots are even more flattering than cute vanity name bots e.g. @Laura9238, with neither posting, what is their raison d’etre?
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twitter spam bot: $0, bot follows thousands: $0 Obvious, gets blocked. Alternative: Guardian Angel Bots: one per person e.g. @satie45
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Nice 😃 be careful
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Had to abort Cave Rd hill climb midway up, all-wheel-slide, Garrison Forest doesn’t look plowed either. Main roads ftw.
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Commuting to work in crap weather to sit in cubes and e-mail and IM each other is so 20th century it hurts. But we can have meetings!
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Driving through the inner harbor because my EZPass says INVALID TAG: totally beat.
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Also: REFERER: great codified misspelling or greatest codified misspelling?. http://is.gd/hir9
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Considering a zeitgeist of google searches found in referers to malware fast-flux sites, worried it follows the heavy side of the 80/20 rule
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#myfirstjob was 14. Xmas tree farm tree-shaper. In August. 100°, jeans, sweatshirts, hand clipper, wasps. Lasted 3 days, wrecked work truck.
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Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales removes all doubt http://is.gd/hgxm speaking with NPR’s /Tell Me More/. Gross incompetence. FUD.
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Hello my childhood friend…it’s been a loooooong time. How are you doing? I know my mom still keeps in touch with your mom. I heard about Katie’s baby and congrats on getting married! How’s life treating you??
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A very special episode: Leaving in-laws in Mt. Airy to go see my Uncle’s band play @ Griffs in Frederick.
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TinyTwitter is an excellent TwitterBerry alternative (nicer UI, icon, & sync settings) but it fails to count characters per tweet? Fail?
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The left lane of 83N is coned off from Fayette to 695 because the International Brotherhood of Cone Layers needed some overtime
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Dear QuartzWM, What power over window z-index order does exposé have that clicking on the window lacks? Glitchtastic.
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Corporate Brand Mash-up DIY Rebellion
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Enjoying a Green Flash Hop Head Red at Frisco Grille in Columbia, MD. Strange that this place doesn’t do coasters.
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re: Boyd, Ike, etc… Why We Fight http://is.gd/gYbh Boyd: http://is.gd/gY6H and OODA (which I mentioned @charmsec): http://is.gd/5825
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Bob Edwards interviewee on XMPR on /Military Industrial Complex/ is rapping about John Boyd, very interesting
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Ugh, I have to take the 17" PowerBook apart this weekend and clean the coke that splashed under the trackpad button. clshk clmf CLACK
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Dude you are totally slacking on Twitter/Facebook posts… Very dissapointed.
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Manda, Sandra, Taf, and I were about where my cursor is pointing in this pic for Obama’s Inauguration http://is.gd/gEwI (note shadows - AM)
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I think I’d rather have bad wide angle and telephoto zoom lenses than the kit glass I’m stuck with. The bottom of a building? 3’s a crowd?
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I need to run kegerator lines up to the bathtub.
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95 north stinks like tour bus exhaust.
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Tons of volunteers in red hats are posted saying “Welcome! We are glad you are here! Have a good day!”; feels like a Vonnegut novel.
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Twitter and AT&T both get huge presence fails @ the inauguration. Wool socks, a crappy hot dog, and no snow were all wins.
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Just made it back to Adams Morgan; walking route was insanity with most northern mall exits blocked because of the parade
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http://twitpic.com/158ke - The cold isn’t so bad.
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The crowds are not bad at all, and the PA and Video systems are great. Walking to the center of the mall now
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Having morning coffee in Adams Morgan, then we’ll be layering up for the walk down to the mall for the inauguration of Barack Obama
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I’m totally updating my linkedin to say I’m a corporate quarterback with skills, awards, and hobbies. And experience. Senior Lead Manager!
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Click here for details on the totally gross stomach bug that @vurtyou caught last night. Ask me about where our bathroom trash can is!
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Had a post-Obama half-n-half at James Joyce, cab back to the house, now for a wood stove fire and gumbo
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http://twitpic.com/13znl - We arer about 100 yards back, center of the crowd, Obama speaking
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http://twitpic.com/13yjz - Waiting for Obama to speak in Baltimore, listening to Morgan’s Choir
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Walking through the police and nat’l guard maze to get to the line to get to see Obama in downtown Baltimore
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Getting a gumbo roux started, seafood gumbo will rock after seeing Obama in Baltimore (brrrr), (soundtrack: dj mixes from pearsontowers.com)
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What is the Sat. morning hashtag for #hangover? #tags should auto-sub authors to identical #tag tweets for 1 hour, and not go to followers
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Pizza, you are a cruel mistress: $9 for 7oz of imported mozzarella di buffalo, plus San Marzano tomatoes, and 00 flour!? And toppings?!?
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I’ve seen web servers push some silly file extensions, but .txt? http://is.gd/g7G0 What is the reasoning behind that?
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Have you seen it’s 11 degrees outside!? Whooo are the Ad-wizards that came up with /this/ one!?
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I learned camera on film so I only take 35 pictures per week to save on film, and I use only ISO400 & manual focus. Each shot counts more!
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http://is.gd/g0cA Mayor announces legislation addressing the city’s blunt shortage; democrats hope to increase blunts per capita five-fold
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Hey I think I might take you up on the offer to hopefully fix the HD. I’m waiting on a write up from my hubby on what actually happened to it. Don’t sweat shipping, the post office on base is just like mailing something from inside the states so shouldn’t be bad at all. How much do you charge?? 😃
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I have seen the fnords. Look for two (or more) spaces after periods in electronic documents and read between them. See!? /they/ are everywh-
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My old row home’s lack of insulation starts to be annoying when its 20°F outside. http://is.gd/fQlv Brick is nearly worthless.
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Help! Trapped at Safeway by @vurtyou’s selection paralysis! Send nat’l guard! Surely they’ll know the /right/ snacks, or have a sniper.
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I’m not sure who on @will_torres’s whiteboard threat list scares me more: Brainy Smurf, Alex Trebek, or writequit (me, 2002)
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dj cheeba’s mix for solidsteel #82 is bangin! http://is.gd/fInj (Playlist: http://is.gd/fInO | Direct to the mp3: http://is.gd/fIoS)
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Dear self: “nothing” was not the correct “what’s the worse that can happen?” answer. You owe me a 9V DC brick. Stop terminating hot wires!
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http://twitpic.com/120rh - Hung the 4" spiral duct I’m using as conduit & snaked wires though it, with trick IR blaster mounted in the d …
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Roadhouse on A&E, edited for TV: Constant T+A and fist-fights, but bleeps a character saying ‘Jesus Christ’? This country is nuts.
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Use the car horn to say “I’m here!!” to future passengers “I’M HERE!!” still in their “I’M!” home? “HERE”? Die in a "IMHEREIMHEREIM-"fire.
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Google -> twitter -> facebook status. Mystery solved. http://is.gd/eUhb Try robots.txt? http://is.gd/eUjK (orig: http://is.gd/eUmo)
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I’m contributing my free CPU cycles to the Sharepoint Document Library Explorer View - hopefully it’ll find the cure for… something…
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I get three scoops of raisin’s in my raisin brain.
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Like, whoa: @philip_daigle: “I’m in the packets”
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http://is.gd/eOh2 troll.clayton.state.gov. Old, found after following up web access logs re: @charmsec
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RT @charmsec Charmsec 9 is set for the 21st. We’re doing it at Max’s this time. 7PM. DM for more info. http://electricfork.com/charmsec
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Tech facilitation of time-shifting human interaction is and will continue to change how we live and work. Time is a luxury. Be selfish.
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http://is.gd/eN9Q THERE IS PROBABLY NO GOD, NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE. How would this go over in the U.S.?
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101 wpm (http://is.gd/eJeW): Much faster on the powerbook http://is.gd/7Yae
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On my white mac keyboard: http://is.gd/eIT5 Any challengers? I’m pretty sure I’d be faster on my powerbook or an IBM 104e springboard
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I must not have read a new mmpb in a while, this thing just feels wrong in my hand, and I thought I was losing my mind http://is.gd/eEnL
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I’ll be at the Caps game Friday & staying late for @will_torres’s; his beer-league team has the ice @VerizonCenter for a second game
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Making a list of things to pack for inauguration day walk from Adams Morgan to the Mall the morning of + day hangout. Any do’s or don’ts?
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UMBC is rubbing my night-school return in by sending me “you should apply for graduation” e-mail every few weeks for the next 2.5 years
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Watching @vurtyou install some of my open source on her windows laptop (no innuendo), DS_Store folders are very tacky
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Another step closer to becoming my dad: I’ve got the wood stove chasing us out of the living room (HVAC thermostat reads 80 degrees)
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Don Eduardo is so busy making amazing Añejo that they still have a crappy print-design website and no wikipedia entry http://is.gd/ewPI
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Ordering a convex mirror http://is.gd/euNx for my basement bathroom http://is.gd/euNV
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Grades are in from my prof that uses Blackboard - aced my final paper (100) and the class (94), now just waiting on the other prof
