You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like https://botsin.space/@wayback_exe/111670277950182240
Mastodon posts from 2023
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Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 30, 2023 - 4:27 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/30/111670305330680787/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/30/111670305330680787/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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Nice, nice, American Masters: “Max Roach”
https://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/masters/max-roach/
Max Roach | American Masters | PBSView all Max Roach content on the American Masters website.American Mastersthis thing is chock full of software upscaling a la “Let It Be”, and that’s certainly a choice. I know this pisses lots of people off (like normalization, autotune, drum machines, etc) and I’m not gonna tilt at it, it’s just a thing people are doing right now.
I think it’s ok to be mad at the dip in quality between film and digital and not want to present it in 320 lines of blur. I don’t think this is a “let people enjoy things” take.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 30, 2023 - 3:38 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/30/111670114074281539/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/30/111670114074281539/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
23rd book of the year: “Zoey Is Too Drunk for This Dystopia" by Jason Pargin. Fun as expected. A pre-order, because that this point I just subscribe to Pargin stuff.
It’s been two months since I finished anything, my head has not been in the right space to read, I’d bounced off three other things, and I’ve been taking lots of long walks instead.
Figure 1. Hardback cover, dark purple circuit-looking lines over purple background, illustration of someone wearing a pink cat earring with orange flames obscuring their face and a butterfly obscuring the flames, holding a wine glass of flames, title in black over a pink blob.. kinda fun to have started ( https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109689742882840282) and ended the year w/ Pargin ( https://johndiesattheend.com)—completely unplanned.
gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 1 image second book down, the new Jason Pargin (f. k. a. David Wong), "If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe." It was fun! I lol'd a few times, didn't want to put it down, etc. Jason put a tiny house of leaves gimmick in it (it's full of metafiction shit tbh) but I only noticed it was happening for the last word so if you read it, let me know what it says (I'm going to go cheat and google it right now).MastodonPosted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 29, 2023 - 4:11 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/29/111664581357580859/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/29/111664581357580859/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Was looking for a set of configuration params for something incredibly tedious to look up from scratch yesterday
I was pretty sure I’d temporarily had it in an unsaved sublime text tab and stumbled into sublime not only supporting “command-shift-T” to restore closed tabs but that I could keep going, back years in fact. Yikes. Wasn’t there though.
Maybe iTerm? Sure enough: Session -> Open paste history, from three weeks ago.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 24, 2023 - 2:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/24/111635794906684061/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/24/111635794906684061/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
kindof a typical weekday: walk the kid to Flynn, continue on to try to hit blocks I’ve never logged walking, do about 5 miles, be back by 9-ish. But, today, I finally logged the last few blocks of Noe in the somewhat arbitrary bounds I established for myself to completion.
New bounds: from Caesar Chavez to 101 to 280 to San Jose Ave.
Figure 1. a street map of san francisco, from Twin Peaks to Dolores Park to 101, with purple lines demarking logged walks over 2/3 of the blocks. One walk is highlighted a darker purple looping around Bernal Heights, kissing Holly Park, and then west to Noe. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 21, 2023 - 5:22 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/21/111619561513591604/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/21/111619561513591604/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
A friend not on fedi turned me on to “A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs" yesterday. I just enjoyed the first four episodes or so and it’s excellent https://500songs.com
A History of Rock Music in 500 SongsA History of Rock Music in 500 SongsPosted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 20, 2023 - 11:50 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/20/111615423666569131/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/20/111615423666569131/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Like any hobby I guess, doing this is a great way to shut up my stupid brain, but this one helps me sleep. At least that’s the idea, anyway.
Bernal is next, then Glen Park.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 18, 2023 - 2:47 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/18/111599134393558678/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/18/111599134393558678/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Well this got out of hand, as usual with me.
I wanted to make a goal for myself, so I started adjusting where I went so that I can have walked every street b/w 20th, valencia, 30th, and market (but not market).
The last few walks have been weirdo routes to tag dead end streets and main drags.
I had intended to finish tonight but I was too hungry for the last few blocks of Noe.
Figure 1. A street map of San Francisco’s Noe Valley, Dolores Heights, Liberty Hill, and bits of Bernal Heights, Glen Park, and Twin Peaks, with purple pathing lines on nearly every street in the area b/w 20th, valencia, 30th, and market (but not market). cropped to not completely dox myself. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 18, 2023 - 2:42 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/18/111599116359284993/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/18/111599116359284993/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Jr., last week, overhearing parent-talk, said “Wait, so if you’re in your forties, so I’m in my five-ies?"
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 15, 2023 - 4:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/15/111585404054955086/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/15/111585404054955086/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Late to this but I really enjoyed Dark (2017) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5753856/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 15, 2023 - 12:13 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/15/111581542884249137/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/15/111581542884249137/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I get that it’s synecdoche or w/e but the “this bike lane is killing small blah blah” slogan is kinda funny
the entire road was redesigned—parking removed, turns prohibited, etc. so it is annoying to center (heh) the bike lane in the argument when so few bike riders even wanted the stupid thing
if the posters said “SFMTA is killing…” we’d all agree with it
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 08, 2023 - 5:23 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/08/111545954448275038/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/08/111545954448275038/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
“What about that blue one? We’ll take that one.”
Figure 1. a house in san francisco that is painted white with blue trim. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 04, 2023 - 7:01 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/04/111523690421093131/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/04/111523690421093131/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Junior is watching a lot of the 1960s Spiderman cartoon lately, which has pretty catchy music that it maybe relies on a bit too much: like it’s always playing one of three for our themes
now, I only know those themes from King Megatrip mixes from twenty years ago ( https://megatrip.blogspot.com/2021/02/king-megatrip-mixtapes-2000-2002.html), who fell out of my syndication subs at some point and I’ve now fixed.
King Megatrip mixtapes 2000-2010a blog about comics, art, mixtapes and roofing.megatrip.blogspot.com KING MEGATRIPa blog about comics, art, mixtapes and roofing.megatrip.blogspot.comPosted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 02, 2023 - 3:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/02/111511577032489513/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/02/111511577032489513/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
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Figure 1. Screenshot of part of an email from Goat Hill Pizza: Your Birthday treat is waiting.. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 01, 2023 - 2:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/01/111505741576307477/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/01/111505741576307477/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Violating my “why would you, a fortuneless person, read a thing for people with fortunes?" self-imposed guidelines to share this hilarious California Forever progress report: https://fortune.com/2023/11/30/california-forever-tech-city-heckle-billionaires-central-valley-flannery-associates/
Opponents of secret California tech city heckle its billionaire backers at meeting with shouts of 'shill' and 'smooth talker' | FortuneThe first of several town halls meant to win over the community didn't go well.FortunePosted on Mastodon over two years agoon December 01, 2023 - 2:37 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/12/01/111505667135994075/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/12/01/111505667135994075/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 30, 2023 - 2:16 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/30/111497088943309672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/30/111497088943309672/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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Walked down to and through Glen Canyon after lunch
o/ to the runner who jogged straight up a shortcut from portola’s little dog leg to twin peaks blvd. I was going to head home but decided to follow up instead
Figure 1. photo of a a quiet single track through the woods in Glen Canyon.
Figure 2. houses cantilevered on 40 foot pillars as seen from below in glen canyon.
Figure 3. apple maps photo of where I decided to head up instead of home after watching a runner take the shortcut I drew in pink. camera two, camera one
Figure 4. Market street as seen from twin peaks.
Figure 5. market street as seen from christmas tree point. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 25, 2023 - 12:10 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/25/111468285268666765/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/25/111468285268666765/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Figure 1. photograph of the sunrise, mostly sky, over bernal, from the mission. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 21, 2023 - 2:58 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/21/111449126760870864/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/21/111449126760870864/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Decided to try SFMTA’s recommended southwest route ( https://www.sfmta.com/maps/san-francisco-bike-network-map) today: climbed up chavez to tag slow sanchez, then back down to san jose, arlington, hearst, halloway, south around lake merced, and cruised up the great highway to the windmills to head home through the park, wiggle, etc.
San Francisco Bike Network MapThese maps are developed and maintained by the SFMTA and display information on San Francisco's bike lanes, routes, and paths. The interactive version of this data allows you to zoom and pan to locate the biking resources of most interest to you.SFMTALovely!
Figure 1. my red and white all city macho man on a pedestrian bridge over lake merced, looking north. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 19, 2023 - 10:34 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/19/111439593993552331/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/19/111439593993552331/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Oblique strategy
the moment you slide a kitchen aide mixer speed selector from 0 to not 0
you
the moment the mixer begins to mix
Figure 1. ECU a red stand mixer selector pegged far left on 0, 0 Stir 2 4 6 8 10. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 18, 2023 - 11:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/18/111434062016022830/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/18/111434062016022830/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I only ever recorded these to get a distance measurement immediately after I was done and had forgotten they were recorded. there’s so much shit out there that we keep forever “for free” and I guess that’s ok but I would also be ok if we did not do this at all, it’s all so arbitrary
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 18, 2023 - 7:42 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/18/111433255283507858/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/18/111433255283507858/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
So I walk a few miles every morning looked for an app help me be more intentional about taking streets I’ve never taken before and was susprised when https://citystrides.com/ pulled in… every walk I’ve ever recorded in strava.
CityStridesThe best tool to help you Run Every Streetcitystrides.comit’s neat seeing the stark difference between tight squiggles of political lit drops up and down steps from years ago (usually hanging door cards on every house doorknob on a turf of a few blocks) next to meanderings of normal walks on sidewalks
Figure 1. a street map of the southwest of noe valley with purple lines throughout from walks I’ve done in the past few months and a tightly packed bunch of walks along a few blocks in one corner where I did a lit drop like six years ago.
Figure 2. a map of SF’s NoPa neighborhood with a tight four block turf of purple squiggly lines.
Figure 3. a map SF’s inner sunset where I clearly walked a ways to a turf from golden gate park. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 18, 2023 - 7:39 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/18/111433245331859281/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/18/111433245331859281/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Jeeze, I guess I’s best be avoiding that fella in my business dealings [slaps open a metal ticket book, removes a bic pen, licks a finger, flips to the first empty page of an 8” x 5” legal pad, licks the pen tip, and begins writing: s, a, m, et cetera]
I normally that find perpetual schadenfreude wears pretty thin (in that it doesn’t work to make me feel any better and is eventually a real bummer. I’m glad it helps other people though.)
But this guy is just so incredibly annoying. So, sorry about that. Won’t make it a habit.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 17, 2023 - 10:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/17/111428229576187862/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/17/111428229576187862/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Commuting a few blocks out of my way for some (but not enough) safety delenda est
that said, this route is so much better than it used to be!
Figure 1. my commute sf bicycle network routeNorth on valenciaEast on 23rdNorth on ShotwellEast on 17thNorth on FolsomNorthwest on 5thNortheast on Marketez-mode hell zone lane split on Kearny. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 08, 2023 - 7:14 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/08/111376524330181634/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/08/111376524330181634/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I called 911 on an active fire on Osage St. (the half block west of / behind Mission St) this evening near 26th because I saw a garage door smoking in a funny way. (nobody was hurt afaik)
SFFD made from a few blocks away in about 90 seconds? It was pretty remarkable. They had to chainsaw the door off and use hoses on it.
Anyway, I’ve never done that before, nice to have on hand!
I left to meet the fam for 5pm dinner after this (DST delenda est).
The worker in charge (idk ranks) told me it smelled like paper burning and I agree. The garage was, from what i saw, mostly storage of somebody’s stuff and not actively used for parking or w/e. Sorry somebody! That stinks.
And after, just this morning, walking past Cellarmaker as they cleaned up a broken plate glass window.
Bummer of a day!
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 07, 2023 - 3:29 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/07/111367146443558664/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/07/111367146443558664/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
That everyone fuckin’ hates DST yet we still have it is p effective propaganda
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 06, 2023 - 11:26 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/06/111366188818369582/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/06/111366188818369582/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Have been going for walks every weekday morning for the past two weeks after dropping the kid off at school and following “whatever is steeper" holistic routes
Yesterday, we dropped junior off at Flynn and then climbed the steps south from Cesar Chavez near the highway and went around the east of Bernal.
It’s fun to see out parts of the city I’ve seen from afar for years, and this area specifically would make for a great new walk or two in Bakalinski’s Stairway Walks of SF
Figure 1. photo of 101 at cesar chavez, potrero ave, and bayshore blvd from the steps at peralta and holladay ave.
Figure 2. photo of 101 at cesar chavez, potrero ave, and bayshore blvd from holladay ave.
Figure 3. Looking east over bayshore halloday or brewster ave (I forget). Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon November 03, 2023 - 1:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/11/03/111346897334898027/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/11/03/111346897334898027/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Jimmy fallon at band of brothers s1e5
Figure 1. the alien from the star trek the next generation episode, darmok (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok)statement translates as "schmuck!". Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 29, 2023 - 11:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/29/111320925069431951/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/29/111320925069431951/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Slide Ranchallones
Figure 1. photograph of the Farallones from Slide Ranch camp ground, north of san francisco of US 1 past Stinson Beach.
Figure 2. max zoom, photograph of the Farallones from Slide Ranch camp ground, north of san francisco of US 1 past Stinson Beach. We camped at Slide Ranch the night before last.
Pretty nice! Our 5 yo had a blast.
In addition to the farm with chickens, sheep, and goats, the camp site is well sited, and from it, there is a trail down to pacific ocean tide pools.
Figure 3. photograph of single track trail that descends 100 feet over 3/5ths of a mile to pacific ocean tide pools. the trails are all well trodden but posion plants are common on either side.
Figure 4. photograph of pacific coast shore rocks at slide ranth, north of san francisco.
Figure 5. pacific ocean tide pool sea anenenenenenomies (which I have a hard time pronouncing). They look like 4” dirty brown hoses with green spikey spiney succulents with purple tipds on the end in a ring. To the south: San Francisco? Daly City?
To the east: US 1
Figure 6. photo of the san francisco (or daly city or pacificia? I’m not sure) coastline from 20 miles north on the coast, looking south over a ridge as the sun set. urban lights are vibisle along the coast.
Figure 7. photograph of the sun setting over the pacific ocean, a line of bush, and a large orange tent in the foreground in a clearing.
Figure 8. photograph looking north-east from the westerly point of the upper camp site at Slide Ranch. US 1 is along the ridge.. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 28, 2023 - 10:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/28/111314920196000847/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/28/111314920196000847/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Damn!
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 28, 2023 - 1:38 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/28/111310086343786826/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/28/111310086343786826/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Lived near the 33, 14, 49, etc for a while and got really spoiled by reasonable headways
now I’m by the 27, a perfect door to door school bus for my kid, on paper, if only the headway nearly three times as long as the 49’s. It is faster to just walk.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 25, 2023 - 1:52 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/25/111293152051362408/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/25/111293152051362408/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Didn’t notice I’d stacked my bigfoot monster truck shirt with a bigfoot beer hat, wife did though
Figure 1. selfie on the way out the door, wearing a bigfoot monster truck shirt and bigfoot beer hat. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 22, 2023 - 6:16 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/22/111280036796303546/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/22/111280036796303546/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Https://thecinemaholic.com/bodies-iris-kyal-elias-new-timeline/ this cinemaholic piece calls an LP record that is showing being cut live and played back on a record player multiple times throughout the series a “tape” throughout the piece 🫠
Bodies: How is Iris in 2023? Did She Travel Back in Time?Netflix’s ‘Bodies’ starts with a murder investigation, which seems straightforward in the beginning but gets convoluted as the mystery spans more than a century. Four timelines are interconnected by the dead body, and the search for answers leads four detectives on a journey they never thought was possible. In its final episode, the show wraps […]The Cinemaholic
Figure 1. the ‘buy it now raiting’ samurai sword guy’s younger brother (?) saying “it’s tape”. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 22, 2023 - 4:39 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/22/111279654030085468/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/22/111279654030085468/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The second funniest thing in the new yorker thing about san francisco was the grow sf people wearing their own swag
the funniest thing was the retiree calling a biz tax “punitive", which, like, I’m not a lawyer, but, lol, lmao
0.175 percent to 0.69 (nice) percent on gross receipts for businesses with over $50 million in gross annual receipts, or
1.5 percent of payroll expenses for certain businesses with over $1 billion in gross annual receipts and administrative offices in San Francisco.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 17, 2023 - 5:39 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/17/111251576975121037/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/17/111251576975121037/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
This was not about mack “the navigator” andyson when i wrote it, but today it is
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 17, 2023 - 1:31 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/17/111247773739181672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/17/111247773739181672/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Http://www.online-literature.com/anton_chekhov/1289/ Anton Chekhov on next-door-posting, every-day-carry types of 1898, “The Man in the Case” ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Case)
The Man in the Case - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.orgFun. I’m reading some light socialist realism, "Stalingrad”, by Vasily Grossman, and this story came up in reference with a footnote so I tracked it down.
Figure 1. Photograph of the Belikov Monument next to the Chekhov Gymnasium in Taganrog, from Wikipedia. what finally makes the man start to crack is seeing a woman on a bicycle, war never changes
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 16, 2023 - 4:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/16/111245555436697335/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/16/111245555436697335/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Hegemony havers complaining about their critics while getting their way are ridiculous. this message repeats.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 12, 2023 - 8:13 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/12/111223873069900361/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/12/111223873069900361/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Absolutely not, app badges privileges revoked
Figure 1. iPhone "Phone" app notification indicator screenshot, a white "1" in a red circle over what looks like a very abstract magnetic tape reel to reel icon over the word "Voicemail" in dark gray.
Figure 2. iPhone "Phone" app screenshot, text over a button:To retrieve a voicemail first set a password and greeting.[Set Up]. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 12, 2023 - 12:45 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/12/111219279264263842/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/12/111219279264263842/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I skipped the damned introduction (as per. I don’t read introductions first, they are for re-readers) and read it after, which is a lot of words to say some interesting things but mostly conclude that Walter Benjamin gets the closest to figuring Kafka out
so I’ve now got https://docslib.org/doc/5900836/franz-kafka-on-the-tenth-anniversary-of-his-death open to maybe read, maybe abandon, at some later time, idk
Franz Kafka: on the Tenth Anniversary of His DeathWarning Concerning Copyright Restrictions The Copyright Law of the United States (Title 17, United States Code) governs the making of photocopies or otherDocslibPosted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 08, 2023 - 7:41 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/08/111201097251689358/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/08/111201097251689358/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
22nd book of the year: “The Trial" by Franz Kafka.
Someone in Bernal Heights (Bonview at or near Cortland? It was a few months ago) left a box of books on the sidewalk with “FREE” written on a flap that had a few things I grabbed, among them, DFW’s “Consider the Lobster, and other essays” which I started and abandoned (lol), and this.
I enjoy stuff like this from time to time but don’t think I’m “smart enough” for it, whatever that means (and I’m not entirely sure).
Figure 1. paperback cover, Schoken press edition, introduction by George Steimer, a red tinted photograph of a face—really only the right half from chin to eyebrow—peers through four black bars inset on a black cover.
Figure 2. the copy I read, yesterday, on my blue beach towel in the foregrown, my own shadow on the patio pavers in the background, where I was working on my suntan yesterday, wondering why god gives me his toughest battles (why I chose to read this instead of a page-turner that would actually be relaxing for the weekend). Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 08, 2023 - 7:36 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/08/111201076486425085/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/08/111201076486425085/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Arrabbiata base is just garlic, tomato, salt¹ and pepper²
¹ kosher, anchovy
² paprika, cracked black, red flakes, greek pepperocini
Figure 1. arrabbiata base in the bottom of a sauce pan: minced garlic, tomato paste, kosher salt, anchovies, paprika, cracked black pepper, red pepepr flakes, minced greek pepperocini. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 07, 2023 - 11:49 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/07/111196409458823807/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/07/111196409458823807/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Does bill graham have air conditioning? going to the qotsa show tonight and haven’t been there on a hot day before
trip report: if they did it wasn’t up to the day or crowd, it was hot as hell in there
nevertheless, great show
Figure 1. audience photo of Queens of the Stone Age performing at Bill Graham Auditorium, the band is lit by a triangle of pink lights overhead hard to believe, I’m sure, but with a crowd of mostly 40-something couples in black rock t-shirts (yours truly included), the damned bar ran out of IPA before the band even started. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 06, 2023 - 11:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/06/111190581274327122/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/06/111190581274327122/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Two nights of clean living, exercising again after a week of office work followed by a weekend house guest, plus a new pillow top on the bed, fell asleep at 9:30, did not wake up until 5:45.
i will learn nothing from this pleasant experience.
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Hosting my kid’s birthday party yesterday answering a friend’s question, “so how do you know all of these kids?”
“Well that kid is so and so, they went to pre-school together. And that kid is so and so, they are in TK together. That kid in the red shirt is, ah, jeeze, a friend’s kid who we see all the time but I’m completely blanking on their name"
She says, “Yeah, that’s so and so.”
I say, "right, I forgot.”
Then I realize I’m talking to the kid in the red shirt’s mom.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon October 02, 2023 - 8:02 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/10/02/111167204587518582/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/10/02/111167204587518582/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
O/ to whoever left an entire box of http://www.totalgrantsolution.org mugs on the sidewalk by my place today. my first name is Grant so I grabbed two of them. the saul bass lookin’ design and generic company name are perfect
Figure 1. photograph, white corporate coffee mug, company name side “Tekmeca” in red helvetica next to an abstract geometric green and blue logo.
Figure 2. photograph, white corporate coffee mug, product name side “TOTAL GRANT SOLUTION” in red helvetica under to an abstract cut-up looking block and line three point star in red, yellow, and blue. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 29, 2023 - 3:19 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/29/111149105812464645/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/29/111149105812464645/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Guy next to me on bart is reading the last few pages of The Road between civic center and the mission, brutal
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It’s all in the second person, which i got used to but, ugh
it’ll probably make an OK movie
it reminded me a lot of Jeff Noon who I enjoy more for this kind of thing
Being set in and about Sri Lanka and Sri Lanka politics was really neat
it’s pretty brutal in some places, which I don’t get down with
the twist was annoying
the last 20 pages were not needed
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21st book of the year: “The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida”, by Shehan Karunatilaka
A friend posted that they’d just read a book that they think might be the best book they’d ever read, and it was this one. 4, 3, 2, 1 was listed for a Booker and this one won the prize? OK, I’ll try it.
I really wanted to like it more than I did, and the second act really flows well, but I had a hard time finishing it, today, finally. It’s right up my alley in lots of ways. v0v
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/57224204-the-seven-moons-of-maali-almeida
The Seven Moons of Maali AlmeidaColombo, 1990. Maali Almeida—war photographer, gambler,…Goodreads
Figure 1. Paperback cover, as I read it, centered all-caps futura lookin' font w/ thep points all alightly rounded in white over a multicolor acrylic painted face in bold geometric cirles and rings and swoops in vibrant colors. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 25, 2023 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/25/111122842830317244/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/25/111122842830317244/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
My kid (5y old this week!) has been obsessed with building stuff out of cardboard after drawing front back top and sides and cutting them out and wanted me to make a transformer yesterday
so i searched for patterns and fell down a papercraft hole, do not recommend
fiddly as shit i had to do all of the assembly myself
he loves them though!
also, cyberdrone’s deviantart is wild: https://www.deviantart.com/cyberdrone
CyberDrone on DeviantArtCyberDrone is an artist on DeviantArt. · Artworks: 2887 · Followers: 5239 · Likes: 18919deviantart.com
Figure 1. arcee, optimus prime, and soundwave transformers in robot mode, papercraft, colored by a 5y old, assembled poorly by mei made the first one correctly with slots and tabs, after that, fucking nope, used elmer's glue.
Figure 2. the optimus prime papercraft design we used, by "CyberDrone". Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 24, 2023 - 5:21 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/24/111121275130843671/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/24/111121275130843671/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I learned to make roux for gumbo from dad’s pal from boot camp, who was from louisiana, and he taught us the patient “stir, stir, stir, heat, stir, but whatever you do, don’t burn!” method.
it stinks to stand over and mind and is apparently a recent trend. like, originally, people just didn’t make roux so dark that it was so much work
but i do like my roux dark, so i start a few hours earlier and bake it at 350F, slight stir every half hour or so, easy mode
Figure 1. a quarter sheet with a cup of oil in it, a cup of all purpose flour and roux spoon standing by, about to be addedmethod and recipe from serious eats, as per, which i use now instead of the old note card i used to dig out.
Figure 2. the raw roux, mixed, pale, in a quarter sheet, about to go into the oven, which i had just stirred with my roux spoon.
Figure 3. the roux in the quarter sheet in the oven. stunt dark, labor free (free as in time)
Figure 4. roux, baked 30 minutes, color: peanut butter.
Figure 5. roux, baked 60 minutes, color: chocolate.
Figure 6. roux, baked 90 minutes, color: darker chocolate.
Figure 7. roux, baked 240 minutes, poured and scraped onto on the aromatics, color: dark chocolate. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 24, 2023 - 5:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/24/111121217725935728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/24/111121217725935728/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
✅ boosted, ✅ flu vaxed, ✅ guy giving me the shot asked if I was a swimmer on account of these deltoids
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Incredibly neat to me, after having read it, to learn that Kohlhaas was a historical person ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kohlhaas), that Marthin Luther actually did attempt to intercede, and even cooler, that Kohlhaas was out doing direction actions for 8 years to get justice before the state got him (and broke him on the wheel, yikes)
Michael Kohlhaas - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.orgalso there’s of course a feature film which I’m probably not gonna bother with but what if it’s good idk https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2054790/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 12, 2023 - 7:48 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/12/111053903455623298/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/12/111053903455623298/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The ebay search paid off and I was able to buy a pair of out-of-production pants identical to ones I already own (noticing as I post this that I’m wearing the original pair right now) for next to nothing because I like the pair I have and want them to live forever and this is one way to cheat commodity death. huzzah.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 11, 2023 - 4:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/11/111047441821650007/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/11/111047441821650007/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Telling a friend about 4, 3, 2, 1 over dinner, I said it was romantic and lovely, if you didn’t mind new yorkers in love with new york, ellis island through the 60s, the anti-war movement, and all that shit we’ve heard so much about, which I did not mind.
Later, while my kid was eating pizza and getting sauce two inches up both cheeks, I asked him to fold it in half and the guy at the next table who’d overheard me laughed and said "I’m from New York and it’s really like all of that, you know”
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19th book of the year, “4, 3, 2, 1", by Paul Auster ( https://www.sfgate.com/books/article/4321-by-Paul-Auster-10889359.php)
‘4321,’ by Paul AusterWith spare philosophical mysteries such as “The New York Trilogy,” “City of Glass”...SFGATELoved it, spent most of my spare time since I started it with it, will miss it, probably missed a lot in it.
Figure 1. The paperback cover as I read it - lower-case individually-placed stencil letters on an uneven baseline, the author’s name in blue sky atop the title in rust or flame orange, all over flat navy blue. 20th book of the year: “Michael Kohlhaas”, by Heinrich von Kleist. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kohlhaas)
Michael Kohlhaas - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org4 3 2 1 was full of writers learning the trade from other writers and hundreds of books are mentioned. I’m sure I’ll thumb through it for more suggestions but this one was the first I chose.
I think probably best to go in completely without any idea what it is beyond: german, written early 1800s, takes place in the 1500s, and Kafka, of all people liked it a lot.
Figure 2. The paperback cover as I read it - just over 100 pages (slim!), an illustrated figure wearing a cloak leans against a broad sworn with one foot extended, hand to chin, only there is no chin (and no head), over a green to red to green gradient. The book title atop and author’s name below in gothic script. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 11, 2023 - 3:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/11/111047266816447546/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/11/111047266816447546/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
🎼 “Lines form on my face and hands"
Yeah it be like that
🎤 "Lines form from the ups and downs”
ikr?
🎸 “I’m in the middle without any plans"
Aren’t we all?
🤘🏼 “I’m a boy and I’m a man”
Yeah I feel like I’ve I’m on my third mid-life cri—
👼🏼 “I’m eighteen!"
Jesus H. Christ! No! Shut up!
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 10, 2023 - 5:55 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/10/111042134224779054/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/10/111042134224779054/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
🤌🏼
Figure 1. bernal heights from the west side of mission street between 26th and caesar chavez, 7:40AM, clear blue skies, but the heights are shrouded in fog from the west. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 08, 2023 - 3:21 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/08/111030207321007876/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/08/111030207321007876/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Youtube is so great for guitar players. Via Norman’s Rare Guitars “Guitar of the Day”, in addition to the hosts, I got into Josh Smith, and from Josh to Bruce Foreman, and also from Josh to Greg Koch.
Got a ticket to finally see Bruce Foreman in three weeks at the Keys Jazz Bistro, hell yeah.
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 07, 2023 - 2:44 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/07/111024396823940009/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/07/111024396823940009/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Up all night worrying that we haven’t begun design let alone construction of a thousand foot tall colossus (my preferred design is a phoenix looking west) atop earthworks in the san francisco bay, which, as a long term serious thinker, is my only political issue
“there are only one shelter bed for every 15 people sleeping on the streets and some judge has the nerve—” Shut up! Shut up! What about the colossus?!
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 01, 2023 - 3:49 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/01/110990680724744087/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/01/110990680724744087/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon September 01, 2023 - 3:42 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/09/01/110990653678023151/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/09/01/110990653678023151/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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Getting really close to watching the video cassette of space balls the movie w/ my This Old House speed run, and it is terrible. I’m now skipping the interior design nonsense like I already skip any home alarm system nonsense.
“It’s so dark with all this wood paneling, so to brighten it up, we’re going to paint it all this true white, and the walls this more neutral blue/gray. To separate these two rooms, we had a local artisan make this barn door to hang on rollers.”
“Wow, it really does look like a barn door with these rails and stiles.", Norm said.
“And for this accent wall, we were thinking, shiplap.”
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The corrupt frisco wallet inspector is still funny as hell https://missionlocal.org/2023/08/rodrigo-santos-sentenced-to-prison/
Rodrigo Santos sentenced to 30 months in prisonThe strange and terrible saga of Rodrigo Santos — the former city official, permit expediter and structural engineer who continued to work Former city official, permit expediter and engineer Rodrigo Santos was today sentenced to federal prisonMission Local
Figure 1. In this image from an FBI affidavit, Rodrigo Santos is accused of altering a check written to “DBI” to read “RoDBIgo Santos.” It was deposited in his Bank of America personal account.. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon August 27, 2023 - 7:44 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/27/110963291885721991/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/27/110963291885721991/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Alright, “4321” has my attention, this is lovely
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18th book of the year: “SPQR”, by Mary Beard
Wanted to read some history after the last few things. Kept seeing Beard press over the years, saw she has a new book out and grabbed a used copy of her old stuff instead.
lotta “assassinated for tyranny after proposing social and/or land use reforms” Kermit-confused-face.bmp
lotta good stuff on how normal people lived
next up, the most recent Paul Auster, “4321”, cya in like a month or two probably
Figure 1. the paperback cover as i read it, title over author's name in black serif over white. the font is probably Trajan idk (haha). a crown (of gold laurel?) surrounds the titleINTERNATIONALBESTSELLERSPOR A HISTORYOF ANCIENTROME MARYBEARD'Beard succeeds triumphantly Sunday Times. Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon August 27, 2023 - 2:28 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/27/110959219486550081/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/27/110959219486550081/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Oh, one thing you’ve learned was against your will? must be nice!
Posted on Mastodon over two years agoon August 26, 2023 - 8:20 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/26/110957771708573935/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/26/110957771708573935/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Asleep by 9:15, wake up at 4, mentally review damage taken (doh) and given (oops) yesterday, pad down to the kitchen at 5, turn the lights on as dim as they go, make coffee, start to read scrollback and accruing damage for the day
get annoyed by the ambient noise the fridge is making, use a smart-switch to power off the fridge, replace it with ambient noise somebody else made, cozy up by the speaker https://schwebung.bandcamp.com/album/radiance
RADIANCE, by Stephan Mathieu31 track albumSchwebungkid up at 5:40, we’re watching spiderman and doing the moves :||
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Lol lmao that ‘judgement’ is correctly spelled ‘judgment’ in some uses and visa versa
c’mon
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17th book of the year: “The Palm-Wine Drinkard” and “My Life in the Bush of Ghosts” by Amos Tutuola ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/303496.The_Palm_Wine_Drinkard_My_Life_in_the_Bush_of_Ghosts)
The Palm-Wine Drinkard & My Life in the Bush of GhostsWhen Amos Tutuola's first novel, The Palm-Wine Drinkard…GoodreadsThe story I enjoyed in Black Water 2 was an excerpt from “The Palm-Wine Drinkard” (which is subtitled “and his dead Palm-Wine Tapster in the Deads’ Town)
I preferred the drinkard because more of the stories in it seem like little self-contained myths. And of course I’m glad to now have a connection back to the Byrne/Eno album that I love.
Figure 1. current paperback cover of the plam-wine drinkard, and my life in the bush of hosts, flat orange on the top half and a green leaf motif on the bottom half with black text over both and abstract-ish opposing-half paper collage of what looks like an someone’s exquisite-corpse project (you can kinda make out a head on the top half and if that’s a head, maybe a body on the bottom half?). Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 19, 2023 - 6:06 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/19/110917608838805292/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/19/110917608838805292/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Fake-warning “a man recommending a podcast"
I had intended to stop consuming “the left stays losing" stuff for a bit because it is so g d depressing but https://the-santiago-boys.com is really, really good
The Santiago BoysThis is a podcast about a continent that dared to dream big - and challenge the power of Big Tech before Big Tech was a thing.the-santiago-boys.comhashtags Allende EvgenyMorozov StaffordBeer ThePurposeOfASystemIsWhatItDoes Nixon CIA blah blah
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Very belatedly getting into Unknown Mortal Orchestra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-36lCKovBg
Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Ffunny Ffrends (OFFICIAL)Official UMO "Ffunny Ffrends" VideoYouTubePosted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 17, 2023 - 7:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/17/110906535981342658/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/17/110906535981342658/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Also, re-reading Bartleby (the original anti-makin’ copies guy) reminded me that 1) he has office mates named Turkey, Nippers, and Ginger Nut (tag yourself) and 2) “I would prefer not to” is only his first catch phrase, once he wore that out he pivoted to "I am not particular.” which is also delicious.
Figure 1. Screen shot of an SNL “Makin’ Copies” sketch featuring Phil Hartman, (RIP), Julia Sweeney, Kevin Bacon, and Rob Schneider. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 16, 2023 - 8:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/16/110901208694241040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/16/110901208694241040/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Had mini-split air conditioning installed in our place last month, where i work from home, at great expense and wall-destruction, and now that it’s summer in the west bay I’m sitting in the cat bird seat
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I think merchant associations should have a seat at the table sike!
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 16, 2023 - 4:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/16/110900192722926610/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/16/110900192722926610/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
First day of public school for junior (t. k. at Flynn) and well, well, well, if it isn’t my old nemesis, the prison-wall face with ever-changing hands which slow down the more you glance at them. slower and slower, slower and slower. but to look away is impossible
Figure 1. photograph of the clock high up on the wall in a public school classroom. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 16, 2023 - 3:54 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/16/110900103909573736/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/16/110900103909573736/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The real best part though? I bought both 1 and 2 used as paperbacks and they are both about 1000 pages and about 70-90 stories but Black Water 2 was printed on much lighter paper than Black Water, which made holding the damned thing open to read much less uncomfortable.
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16: “Black Water 2, More Tales of the Fantastic” loved it, full of surprises and delights from authors I’ve never heard of and authors most have — Arthur Conan Doyle, F Scott Fitzgerald, E B White, Joseph Conrad, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Margret Atwood, George Bernard Shaw , Arthur C Lark) — and stories too , like Melville’s Bartleby.
"The Complete Gentleman” turned me onto Amos Tutuola, who I’m now reading in full.
And a story from Isabell Allende?! Nice.
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gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 2 images twelfth book of '23 for me, "Black Water: The Book of Fantastic Literature” (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53080.Black_Water I started a Bookwyrm and posted there too but, alas no one there has reviewed it yet), edited by Alberto Manguel. 72 fantastic stories in a door stop of a paper back (at least that's how I read it), each one with a contextual introduction, and organized into themes. I'm now looking forward to starting the second one Manguel collected, Black Water 2. Previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109372394967950916Mastodon
Figure 1. the paperback cover of Black Water 2, another creepy detail from the same painting used for the cover of Black Water. previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/110403938932091902. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 16, 2023 - 2:20 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/16/110899731695137550/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/16/110899731695137550/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Figure 1. snoop dog holding a joint, laughing, looking right, wearing a gray winter cap and white and tan striped scarf.
Figure 2. split shotsleft: the paperback nyrb cover of “Autobiography of a Corpse” by, which is on my to-read pile (after I finish my life in the bush of ghosts and the palm-wine drinkard)right: a black and white photograph of Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky wearing spectacles looking to the left in disbelief, as if looking at both the cover of his book, and snoop. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 14, 2023 - 11:52 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/14/110890657041451888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/14/110890657041451888/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The only challenge coin i’ve ever kept
Figure 1. photo of a challenge coin in my palm, a light blue field with a white daisy with a pink center in the middle, and the words Live top left, Love top right, and Laugh bottom center. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 06, 2023 - 5:01 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/06/110843742249597666/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/06/110843742249597666/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Finally signing up for tsa [spits on the ground] pre and mad about this form question
Figure 1. A screen shot of one question on the form which I waffled on before the everloving wife told me what she thought the right answer was :( Hair Color“Gray or partially gray”. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 06, 2023 - 3:30 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/06/110843383173497783/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/06/110843383173497783/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
[TMBG voice] there’s only two parties in me, and I’m heading to the third
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Least favorite usually-reactionary move is when they say they are against something for the preposterous reason of, not-getting-it.
“I don’t get it.”
If you don’t get it, why not be FOR it until you do, or at least get the heck out of the way, knuckleheads.
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It is so weird how having hobbies is coped with by randos at parties who I assume are just thinking out loud
“oh, you’re a ___ guy?"
alright, hold your horses, no, don’t have that kind of attention span. I’m also mildly interested in and but don’t try to identify as into eight or nine other things, alright?
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More like sunburn streets
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Ship of Calrisseus
Figure 1. a coast guard ship named The Millennium Falcon near alameda. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 29, 2023 - 8:59 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/29/110799378954325818/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/29/110799378954325818/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Municipal yachting
Figure 1. photo, clear blue sky day, wake under the bay bridge looking back to the san francisco city skyline, from a ferry en route to alameda. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 29, 2023 - 8:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/29/110799366859897679/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/29/110799366859897679/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
What if 🥺 we kissed 😳 at the 🙅🏻♂️ giant fenced in 🧩 mystery field-of-mulch 🍂 in front of st lukes 🏥 at the muni bus stop that 🚍 buses only ever use to take🥱 breaks?
Figure 1. to the left: a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch".
Figure 2. to the right: more of a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch". Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 23, 2023 - 10:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/23/110765685874947580/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/23/110765685874947580/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Went to grab Black Water 2 off the table only to find that a little spider was using it to build a web over the tv. spooky!
not the first time this series has summoned bugs. previously https://mastodon.social/@gravely/110209784638054304
gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 1 image not my goofy ass sitting on a log reading Italo Calvino's "The Argentine Ant" only to discover by feel that I am sitting on a damned ant hill as they crawl up my back under my shirt 😬🤣 (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6752551)Mastodon
Figure 1. my paperback of Black Water 2, a thousandish page collection of creepy short stories, on top of Amos Tutuola's The Palm-wine Drinkard and My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, which i'm also reading, sitting on a table in front of my tva spider dangles above both by a web.
Figure 2. E C U, the spider. reading up on Boris Vian ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Vian) after enjoying his very surreal story, “The Dead Fish.” What a way to go out mad!
Boris Vian - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
Figure 3. wikipedia screenshot: DeathOn the morning of 23 June 1959, Vian was at the Cinéma Marbeuf for the screening of the film version of I will Spit on Your Graves. He had already fought with the producers over their interpretation of his work, and he publicly denounced the film, stating that he wished to have his name removed from the credits. A few minutes after the film began, he reportedly blurted out: "These guys are supposed to be American? My ass!" He then collapsed into his seat and died from sudden cardiac death on his way to the hospital.. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 23, 2023 - 3:46 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/23/110764174556477454/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/23/110764174556477454/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Sfmta I challenge y’all to not concern troll this excellent feedback on your L by complaining about defacements
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In a world, where two movies come out around the same time, and every single person on earth seems to notice for some reason almost as if they were directly participating in a coordinated marketing campaign for one or the other or both movies, idk idk, ahem, ahem. every poster, must fight to survive
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Exactly one block of this otherwise lovely ride was dumb enough for a car (perhaps London Breed herself!) to honk at me.
assuming tenth-of-a-mile blocks, punters have about a 0.00043% chance of guessing which one it was!
Figure 1. a strava screenshot of a bike route loop lined in red over San Francisco, from the Mission east to Oracle Arena, along the waterfront north and then west around to Ocean Beach and back through Golden Gate Park to the wiggle back to the mission. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 15, 2023 - 10:43 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/15/110720515610532446/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/15/110720515610532446/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Municipal Legacy Business Equity Agency
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My go to red sauce for two starts with the oil: a half cup, a quarter cup, and an eighth cup, to extract garlic, basil, and pepper, to fry the tomatoes, and to finish with butter and cheese, respectively
Figure 1. the half with a head of garlic, large pinches of red pepper flakes, and soon (missing), four full stalks of basil in a small sauce pan.
Figure 2. the quarter, w/pepper flakes, for the tomatoes.
Figure 3. the eighth to finish, missing: eight chiffonaded basil leaves, salt to taste. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 05, 2023 - 12:26 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/05/110658637813634723/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/05/110658637813634723/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Fifteen: Egan again. I knew I’d have a 10 hours of plane time, so I brought “Oceanic” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6741362-oceanic) and it delivered.
OceanicCollected together here for the first time are twelve s…GoodreadsEgan’s political and hard science (the bulk of this set) stories are my favorites while the atheist ones like the title story “Oceanic” are probably more interesting to previously religious people, which I never was. I’ve always found faith to be entirely inscrutable, so exploring losing it is kinda just more of that to me?
Figure 1. the current "Oceaninc" paperback cover, mostly black with sepia colored imagery of something abstract (maybe from a microscope of some kind) covered by the authors name in large white distressed italic capital sans partially filled with a yellow liquid (that could be photographed vegetable oil, idk). Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 04, 2023 - 3:57 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/04/110656633950519099/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/04/110656633950519099/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Introduced to Amos Tutuola’s “The Complete Gentleman” ( https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/11169484-the-complete-gentleman) via “Black Water 2.” Tutuola’s novel “My Life in the Bush of Ghosts” is what Brian Eno and David Byrne’s 1981 album is named after, which i did not know about and now would like to read.
The Complete GentlemanDiscover and share books you love on Goodreads.Goodreadsi can’t find you a copy but here’s a fun analysis: https://www.tor.com/2018/12/19/i-aint-got-no-body-amos-tutuolas-the-complete-gentleman/
I Ain't Got No Body: Amos Tutuola's "The Complete Gentleman" - ReactorWelcome back to the Lovecraft reread, in which two modern Mythos writers get girl cooties all over old Howard’s sandbox, from those who inspired him to those who were inspired in turn. This week, we’re reading Amos Tutuola’s “The Complete Gentlemen,” first published as part of his novel The Palm-Wine Drinkard in 1952. Spoilers ahead. […]ReactorPosted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 03, 2023 - 7:02 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/03/110651699223021009/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/03/110651699223021009/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Tacked a few days before a wedding to visit burlington, vermont for a day (lovely) and stay in a lake house on upper saranac lake (pictured, also lovely) for a two
Figure 1. upper saranac lake, 150 aqi, a small sail boat named "She Troll" anchored in the right foreground.
Figure 2. a lake house on upper saranac lake, side view, flower gardens surround the path to the porch, lane in the bottom right.
Figure 3. a map of the north east coast of north america including washington dc, new york, boston, toronto, and montreal, a blue dot near the center indicating about where we stayed.
Figure 4. peony.
Figure 5. idk, a kind of lily?.
Figure 6. pink flowers, idk what kind!.
Figure 7. daisies?. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 03, 2023 - 6:38 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/03/110651604192020716/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/03/110651604192020716/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Alas https://posts.rat.pictures/@hannah/110611157823560701
highly praised and little read (@hannah@posts.rat.pictures)Markdown support would be cool but what i really want is to be able to illuminate my toots with elaborate uncial capitals of gold leaf and vermilionrat picturesPosted on Mastodon over three years agoon June 26, 2023 - 4:04 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/06/26/110611362086041112/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/06/26/110611362086041112/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Had to “Draw a bunny" for a work training thing and there weren’t any rules so I printed someone else’s garfield sonic chimera, placed the paper out over my ipad, and used an apple pencil to trace their illustration into a notes.app note.
nothing about this is mine except for the ears, tail, and color
Figure 1. a garfield-sonic-bunny illustration bastardization I lined in apple notes over another artists’s illustartion with garfield’s legs, crossed arms, head, and stripes, Sonic’s spikes and shoes, and (my only additions) a rabbits ears and tail, watercolored with gray fur and carrot-orange shoes. previously https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109888018102369079
gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 2 images bonus ride photo, cool new bike stickerMastodonPosted on Mastodon over three years agoon June 24, 2023 - 3:48 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/06/24/110599977360228676/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/06/24/110599977360228676/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
People double park in the center turn lane between chavez and 22n on Sundays mostly, to go to https://realitysf.com or when the lot overflows at the https://www.driscollsmortuary.com
Reality SFrealitysf.comafaik there is no legitimate other reason for the center lane to even exist. Lefts from Valencia are not causing traffic jams like lefts off of east bound Cesar Chavez do
Given they can just as easily double park on the new death-lane, why didn’t the city extend the death-lane to Mission??
the center lane should instead be an overhead-wire trolly (modern or historical, w/e) that just bounces between mission and market all day long, back and forth, back and forth. I wonder what the headways would be with such a short route and where the shunting or passing spots might fit?
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I had to buy a new suit to wear to friend’s wedding because I’ve been [smug pause] working out often enough that my size 40 jacket doesn’t fit anymore. turns out i’m a 42 now.
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Extremely bored with our neo-gilded age and the affairs of our aristocrats. nonsense.
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Fourteen: Greg Egan again, “Luminous”. It is out of print, but available self published by the author. The stories from just after those in Axiomatic (previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109661276920611083),
gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 1 image first book of the year down, (I think via @leigh@ottawa.place somewhere?): "Axiomatic," a collection of Greg Egan's short stories that appeared in various science fiction magazines (mostly Interzone and Asimov's) between 1989 and 1992. Great late 80s hard SF shorts I don't do star reviews, but, folks, they're good stories https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/156783.Axiomatic aside: a characters is mentioned to have received their advanced degree in 2023, which I'm sure felt reasonably far out at the time.MastodonSome fun stuff, although I would have liked it a lot more had I read it contemporaneously, when I was in my own more annoying atheist phase.
LuminousLUMINOUS collects together one original story plus nine…Goodreads
Figure 1. the cover of Egan’s self-published edition from 2022, as I read it, a mostly white cover with a star burst illustration in the center in tints and shades of orange, title in author’s name in all-caps san serif red. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon June 21, 2023 - 3:45 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/06/21/110580145518266087/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/06/21/110580145518266087/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Threading “Black Water 2” stories w/ the “Black Water” stories
"The Phoenix” by Sylvia Townsend Warner
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Zz of unstoppable force
Figure 1. side view of the top eight inches of a heavy zz plant bud finally opening after being all weird for a month.
Figure 2. top down view of the unfurling leaves of a heavy zz plant bud finally opening after being all weird for a month. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon June 14, 2023 - 2:42 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/06/14/110540261925974244/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/06/14/110540261925974244/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Munro has been a welcome break from the masculine, genre-dominated shit I’ve been reading. Shelving this one my shelf next to a pile of Murakami with only "Everyone In Silico” by Jim Munroe ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/342203.Everyone_in_Silico) between, as a mediator of sorts, makes for a heck of a counterpoint.
Everyone in SilicoIn Vancouver in 2036, people are tired of the rain. The…GoodreadsUnlike (or, like?) Murakami, Munro’s women age (natch) and have their own experiences, inner lives, and desires. Munro’s also a slightly more interesting prosist (to me).
previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109702814505504502
gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 1 image fourth book, "Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage", Haruki Murakami I've had this on the shelf for a while (years, even) after catching up on Murakami and taking a good long break (furthermore, I think this was a gift, or used rack sale find, even) because it's all very samesy. I picked this off the to-read pile because it looked the shortest. I think crit of his lesser stuff like this is totally on the mark and fair but also "it me" so, I enjoyed it. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41022133-colorless-tsukuru-tazaki-and-his-years-of-pilgrimageMastodon
Figure 1. pic of my bookshelf w/ munro on my shelf next to 8 murakamis, lol. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon June 12, 2023 - 2:04 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/06/12/110531620945237995/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/06/12/110531620945237995/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Thirteenth book of '23, “Wilderness Station" ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25194123-a-wilderness-station) by Alice Munro (previously issued as "Selected Stories” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/14281.Selected_Stories)).
A Wilderness Station: Selected Stories, 1968-1994From the 2013 Nobel laureate in Literature--and perhaps…GoodreadsSelected StoriesSpanning almost thirty years and settings that range fr…GoodreadsWow! Loved it.
The “Selected Stories” title has had time to be rated and critiqued by much more careful readers. Lots of comparisons to Chekov, who I suppose I’ll check out next. I’ll also definitely be getting the companion collection, Family Furnishings, Selected Stories 1995-2014.
Figure 1. the cover of A Wilderness Station, selected stories: 1968-1994, originally published as Selected Stories. Red on white water color text under an illustration of (I assume) the author. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon June 12, 2023 - 1:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/06/12/110531577683425679/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/06/12/110531577683425679/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Neapolitan pizza topped with hand crushed san marzano, anchovies, capers, black olives, mozz, pecorino, pep, olive oil
very good, I should have baked it a bit longer (like, ten seconds longer)
Figure 1. neapolitan pizza prior to baking, on the peel, topped with hand crushed san marzano, anchovies, capers, black olives, mozz, pecorino, pep, olive oil.
Figure 2. neapolitan pizza baked ?0 seconds at 950F, on the board to be cut, topped with hand crushed san marzano, anchovies, capers, black olives, mozz, pecorino, pep, olive oil.
Figure 3. pizza under carriage, very light leopard spots.
Figure 4. neapolitan pizza cut and served, topped with hand crushed san marzano, anchovies, capers, black olives, mozz, pecorino, pep, olive oil, with a glass of wine. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon June 10, 2023 - 1:20 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/06/10/110517289950236365/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/06/10/110517289950236365/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Took Friday off and went on a hike to Black Sands Beach via Julian Trail ( https://www.alltrails.com/trail/us/california/black-sands-beach-via-julian-trail)
Figure 1. the west side of the golden gate bridge over the hills and far way away on a sunny but hazy day from the trail head, not seen again the rest of the hikethe san francisco city skyline and sutro tower are barely visible in the haze.
Figure 2. sutro tower beyond the pacific ocean from black sands beach.
Figure 3. all trails.app hike summary, a square topo map detailing a zig-zagging westerly hike along a ridge and then descending steeply to the beach4.36 miles, 902 ft elevation gained, 1 hour 41 minutes to complete. not pictured: wildflowers galore, oops!
anyway here’s a daisy that I liked at St. Mary’s playground (my photo), which has a great slide! (not my photo)
Figure 4. two purple daisies.
Figure 5. a terrible photo of the 20 foot steel cyllinder slide at st. mary’s plaground, which I did once, but junior did over and over and over again both saturday and sunday, also good for hollaring into. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon June 06, 2023 - 3:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/06/06/110497891640870539/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/06/06/110497891640870539/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Was thinking this morning how I missed "that dj that used to open 6AM with the same Billie Holiday song every morning on KCSM and was a great interviewer” even though our kid is old enough that I’m not up that early every day (just every few days) anymore
Her name is Alisa Clancy, and it looks like a boss was involved in her retirement? Dumb. https://www.sfcv.org/articles/feature/kcsms-alisa-clancy-signs
previously, https://mastodon.social/@gravely/103731122132835352, https://mastodon.social/@gravely/104767568487639781
gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)every morning our kid wakes up between 4:30 and 4:45. i haven’t slept past 5 in over a year every morning at 6:00, KCSM 99.1 opens the 6:00 block with Billie Holiday’s “I Hear Music” v nice https://youtu.be/QE89uBF6mXoMastodongravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 1 image 99.1 just faded out of a song from 1941 mid-trumpet solo and both DJs agreed it was fine to cut on the solo, because fuck that guy, he got Billie on heroin, he wasn’t even a very good trumpet player. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Guy_(musician)MastodonPosted on Mastodon over three years agoon June 04, 2023 - 2:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/06/04/110486342251959650/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/06/04/110486342251959650/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
My plan for when I finally ghost on everyone is to still be self aware enough to not gotta give people thirty to fifty years younger than me one last spoonful of pablum they didn’t ask for on my way out the door 😉 😉 😉
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Joked to myself the other day “wow it must have been windy last night" as I passed the flattened flex-post on east-bound 17th at Gus’s, but it’s been that way since at least January.
this is what passes for a compromise on the city’s bike network map ( https://www.sfmta.com/maps/san-francisco-bike-network-map)
San Francisco Bike Network MapThese maps are developed and maintained by the SFMTA and display information on San Francisco's bike lanes, routes, and paths. The interactive version of this data allows you to zoom and pan to locate the biking resources of most interest to you.SFMTAthis morning I watched someone slowly drive over it, front left wheel, back left wheel, to park, 🙃
Figure 1. google maps photo of the corner, from January 2023, the flex post is already flattened in this picture.
Figure 2. screenshot of the linked bike map from the castro to potrero. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 30, 2023 - 4:39 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/30/110458617457257459/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/30/110458617457257459/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Finally made it to salesforce park today with junior. incredibly rad the that we as a society have somehow made one, single, incredibly nice (mid) multi-story boondoggle bus stop instead of improving every other bus stop even slightly, like it’s almost, as if the author, were trying to, very clumsily, make a point, about, nah, no, couldn’t be, that would mean that, wow, no way
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“Hi, do you work here?”
“No. Does it look like I work here?”
“Yeah, kinda.”
“Fuck!”
Figure 1. selfie, me, the vibe every time i wear khakis, going back to 2007 or so. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 27, 2023 - 11:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/27/110443160894811688/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/27/110443160894811688/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Https://www.oneletterwords.com/weblog/?id=62529
Abecedarian : Annotated EllipsesA little row of dots to fortify the endangered hero. From Someone and Somebody by Porter Emerson Browne, 1917.oneletterwords.com
Figure 1. The victim has been flung into the arena. The lions are ready. The game is about to begin. Let us give our hero a little row of dots.• • • • • • God knows he needs them.. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 27, 2023 - 10:15 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/27/110442953742353410/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/27/110442953742353410/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Is that the annoying over-40 poster?
[I start complaining about stupid motorcycles and car alarms to nobody in particular]
yep
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Thanks car-London, for telling the [adrian belew voice] ”this is a dangerous place!" story to everybody in ear shot, threatening to get the cops involved but not actually usefully getting anyone involved at all, just being annoying to everyone around, and useless, to boot
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Really enjoying Alice Munro stories, more than I expected, and a little bummed that I don’t remember who suggested them.
I started with the '68–’94 collection, “A Wilderness Station”, great stuff so far!
Figure 1. obnoxious photo-of-the-book-text, but with easy copy paste alt text, yay:Before she came to Dr. Henshawe's, Rose had never heard of the working class. She took the designation home."This would have to be the last part of town where they put the sewers," Flo said."Of course," Rose said coolly. "This is the working-class part of town.""Working class?" said Flo. "Not if the ones around here can help it."🤣🤣🤣.
Figure 2. the cover of my paperback, a watercolor in grays, of the author. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 27, 2023 - 4:58 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/27/110441707148640466/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/27/110441707148640466/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I haven’t gotten covid yet because of my positive mental attitude, which you can tell I have because I’m cracking trying to say this with a straight face
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As a fun thought experiment, every time I hear a car alarm going off in the city, I think to myself: Wow, our great Mayor, London Breed, who is a car, must really love San Francisco. There she is, living her best life, occupying a parking spot, honking her horn with devotion.
Honk! Honk! Honk!
So inspiring! 🤗🌁
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 22, 2023 - 10:12 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/22/110414628437465871/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/22/110414628437465871/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Michael moritz is immune to spoonerism and thus an unstoppable foe
look
“michael moritz”
see? doesn’t work
christ, what an asshole
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Twelfth book of '23 for me, "Black Water: The Book of Fantastic Literature” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53080.Black_Water I started a Bookwyrm and posted there too but, alas no one there has reviewed it yet), edited by Alberto Manguel. 72 fantastic stories in a door stop of a paper back (at least that’s how I read it), each one with a contextual introduction, and organized into themes.
Black Water: The Book of Fantastic LiteratureThis huge anthology offers a kaleidoscope of brilliant …GoodreadsI’m now looking forward to starting the second one Manguel collected, Black Water 2.
Previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109372394967950916
gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 2 images new to me used book, lovely inscriptionMastodon
Figure 1. paperback cover of Black Water, the title in black over an illustration of three people in blue, green, and red tunics decreasingly obscured in waht look like doorways in a subway, part of a larger painting https://whitney.org/collection/works/3052.
Figure 2. The Subway is the best known of the figurative paintings George Tooker made in response to the social injustices and isolation of postwar urban society—paintings that find an analogue in the period’s existentialist philosophy. In The Subway, Tooker employed multiple vanishing points and sophisticated modeling to create an imagined world that is presented in a familiar urban setting. Whether closed off in tiled niches or walking down the long passageway, each androgynous, anxiety-ridden figure appears psychologically estranged, despite being physically close to others in the station. The central group of commuters is locked in a grid of the metal grating’s cast shadows, while the labyrinthine passages seem to lead nowhere, suspending the city’s inhabitants in a modern purgatory. As Tooker remarked, he chose the subway as the setting for this painting because it represented “a denial of the senses and a negation of life itself.” (https://whitney.org/collection/works/3052). Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 21, 2023 - 12:53 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/21/110403938932091902/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/21/110403938932091902/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
On the home stretch (about a dozen stories or 200 pages left) and then I added “Black Water 2” to the to-read pile
One of the fun things about the older stories is that when you like them you can just find and share them:
THE GREY ONES
(1953)
J. B. PRIESTLEY
I’ve only ever read one other collection of stories that was so well assembled I chased the editor before the various authors therein and that was Otto Penzler.
So, if Black Water looks fun to you (it was for me!), I also recommend Penzler’s collections: “The Best American Mystery Stories of the Twentieth Century”, “The Best American Mystery Stories of the Nineteenth Century”, and “The Best American Noir of the Century” ( https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/12471.Otto_Penzler?utf8=✓&sort=popularity)
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 20, 2023 - 3:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/20/110401617202230594/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/20/110401617202230594/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
“Little Lebowski Thirsty Strivers”
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Friday night is pizza night for junior (and I) and I’ve pretty much got his favorite NY style pepperoni dialed in now, this was perfect
Figure 1. ooni koda gas pizza oven just after launching the pizza into its, about a 15" NY style with pepperoni.
Figure 2. the pizza top down on a cutting board after about a three minute bake.
Figure 3. i took the three most burned pieces, topped with pecorino, chili oil, red pepper flakes, and oregano.
Figure 4. ECU pepperoni cups with pecorino, oregano, and red pepper flakes. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 20, 2023 - 1:00 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/20/110398303432568392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/20/110398303432568392/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Https://techbrosf.weebly.com/fentalife.html that’s numberwang!
Fenta.lifeWe have come up with this brilliant ad campaign called Fentalife. Sure, nobody understands it, we are graffitiing images illegally on buildings, and it’s just an attack on the poor, but look at our...Techbro SFPosted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 18, 2023 - 5:05 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/18/110387941140587201/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/18/110387941140587201/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The flowers my wife gave me for our wedding anniversary has ranunculus in it and 1. cool, never noticed this kind of flower before 2. what a fun name to say
ranunculus!
Figure 1. phone screen shot of ddg image results for "ranunculus", results in yellow, burgundy, pink, all of these, other pinks, fuscia, etcit's a cool round flower with a high petal count all packed together. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 16, 2023 - 2:03 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/16/110375903875670719/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/16/110375903875670719/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Eleventh book, Emily St. John Mandel’s "Sea of Tranquility” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/45754981-the-glass-hotel)
The Glass HotelFrom the award-winning author of Station Eleven, an exh…GoodreadsMore of a novella really, and while I have a pithy “oh it’s like this” comparison I’ll resist sharing the spoiler. I will say that I wish I’d read her previous book, “The Glass Hotel” first because they seem to share characters.
Anyway, yeah, “Station 11” author, if you liked that you’ll like this.
Figure 1. “Sea of Tranquility” cover, the moon rising over rolling green hills in the foreground, a forest in the background.. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 15, 2023 - 5:45 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/15/110373944962599998/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/15/110373944962599998/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Looks like the everloving wife has taken to tagging the neighborhood
Figure 1. orange lettered (poorly, just block letters) graffiti over a beige alley garage door "FUCK SNORE". Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 13, 2023 - 6:44 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/13/110362851660428469/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/13/110362851660428469/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Living in the future, record scratch
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 12, 2023 - 8:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/12/110357524145789499/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/12/110357524145789499/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
… my knee-jerk to lots of stuff, but this morning to delivery app restaurant fee cap expirations
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 11, 2023 - 5:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/11/110351212899283447/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/11/110351212899283447/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Hey this guy that gets to tell us what to do because he has $500,000,000 and we don’t would like us to commute out to another company’s office which used to be in the city but isn’t anymore because ugh, city taxes
he’s giving a fake interview because he thought of new things to tell us to do now that our shared presence isn’t a potential death sentence. we’re calling it a fireside chat!
all the gang is gonna be there, even a magazine called “Fortune" which is definitely for “us” 😉 😉
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 09, 2023 - 2:41 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/09/110339246508950060/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/09/110339246508950060/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
“‘Sun of the wolves’, a metaphor for the moon”, delicious.
Figure 1. one of those annoying photographs of of the book the poster is reading, in this case another story in Black Water.this is a fragment of the introduction to "Clorinda", by André Pieyre de Mandiargues. the text doesn't matter so much as the post content, which is highlighted in yellow in the photo. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 06, 2023 - 5:06 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/06/110322831770267370/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/06/110322831770267370/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The a.i.'s are going to both create the designer drugs seen in pkd novels we will all get addicted to and power the argumentative doors that demand micropayments to navigate our own crummy conapts seen in pkd novels
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Casting call for generic extra at pre-school drop off
Figure 1. full length mirror selfie, white vans, blue jeans, red zip hoodie, black t-shirt, black bell cap, white to-go coffee. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 03, 2023 - 3:39 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/03/110305501258445844/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/03/110305501258445844/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I’ve got a saved search on ebay for levis cords in my size - works great, already snagged a pair in an out-of-production color that i’m wearing in one of my pinned posts
anyway, today’s hit is fun for two reasons: 1) I’ve never seen this red pointer before and love it, 2) it looks like someone blew the back out of these things?
I’m gonna pass on them
Figure 1. ECU photograph from an ebay listing of the bottom of the back right pocket of a pair of gray levis corduroy pants the photographer has used what looks like a tiny baby-sized red gloved hand (made of plastic) on a red stick with a white styrofoam cuff (?) to indicate where the pants took some damage to the butt and were repaired.
Figure 2. ECU photograph from an ebay listing of the back right pocket and waist and leather label-belt-loop of a pair of gray levis corduroy pants the photographer has used what looks like a tiny baby-sized red gloved hand (made of plastic) on a red stick with a white styrofoam cuff (?) to indicate where the pants were repaired. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon May 03, 2023 - 2:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/05/03/110305124852517911/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/05/03/110305124852517911/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Huh, I think this petard is one I made, I wonder what that’s doing here
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 28, 2023 - 2:33 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/28/110276929780570901/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/28/110276929780570901/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The bike infra surrounding UCSF (edit: mission bay) is extremely mid—flex post half-bike lanes (the right half of bike lanes between car lanes and parking lanes are actually door lanes) and sharrows, all of which pick up from and dump you nowhere
but the stoplights? really pretty bad. long timing, poor sensors, beg buttons etc. might as well be in Redwood City because they ignore me and I ignore them
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 26, 2023 - 4:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/26/110266013705214716/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/26/110266013705214716/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Nice, Black Water has “The Monkey’s Paw” in it, ( https://www.owleyes.org/text/monkeys-paw/read/) shortly followed by another wishing tale: Robert Louis Stevenson’s “The Bottle Imp”.
The Monkey's Paw Full Text - I. - Owl EyesRead Full Text and Annotations on The Monkey's Paw I. at Owl Eyesowleyes.orgwhere better to start a story about wish than a hilltop mansion so earned in san francisco https://americanliterature.com/author/robert-louis-stevenson/short-story/the-bottle-imp
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 23, 2023 - 9:34 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/23/110250273656734242/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/23/110250273656734242/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Me: sir, reporting to discord support for duty, sir
open source volunteer: what is it now, computer janitor
me: sir, I’m stuck trying to get this feature to work after performing all of the rituals, sir
open source volunteer: that feature doesn’t work right now.
me [quietly, to myself, fist pumping in the air, ‘I knew it! for fuck’s sake’]: sir, thank you very much, sir.
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 22, 2023 - 6:38 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/22/110243921251779225/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/22/110243921251779225/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lp_sjTfmJQ “One Moment Please” - Romaal Kultan - the soundtrack of me flipping from chat to tab to chat to tab to email to chat to thinking about dinner looking for my shoes in four places for the third time going back to chat, posting about RSA because it came to mind, hearing this song, that synth line making me anxious as hell, finding my shoes, shazaming the song, posting it, lol gd that line is anxious, I gotta go for a walk
One Moment PleaseProvided to YouTube by Label Worx LimitedOne Moment Please · Romaal KultanOne Moment Please℗ Personal DiscsReleased on: 2022-04-13Producer: Ollie MalinCompos...YouTubePosted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 21, 2023 - 7:58 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/21/110238571901868011/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/21/110238571901868011/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Sitting criss-cross applesauce on a gym mat in my exercise get-up with my eyes closed and my arms raised into broadcast position calming emitting ”I’m not going to RSA" energy to universe.
Okay, that should work, I think to myself, foolishly.
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 21, 2023 - 7:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/21/110238378646865932/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/21/110238378646865932/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
View from the dentist’s chair
Figure 1. photograph of an open window with the Transamerica building in the center, through which a mirror on a perpendicular wall shows a view of the top of the salesforce tower (which needs a better name imo)one of those lead blankets they use for x-rays hands on a rack below the mirrormy astro teacher in high school used to lol about those x-ray bibs, apparently the radiation you could get hit with by an xray machine ist like, not even close to what you get hit with taking any airline flight? i should look that up. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 21, 2023 - 12:23 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/21/110233950327741177/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/21/110233950327741177/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Lmao a driver going south on Valencia turning right on Duboce with the windows all the way down inching into the bike lane was loudly scolded into the open passenger window by two guys ahead of me YOU ARE TURNING RIGHT ON A NO TURN RED while they pointed at the signs as I approached behind them hitting both of my breaks turned turned right on the red
purpose of a system is what does yes I know it’s 420 but c’mon they had an SF parking sticker on the bumper, they’re a local
Figure 1. google maps street view of the no turn on red signs, red (cyclists had the green in this case). the last time I yelled at someone doing the same thing at the same intersection, the guys working the oil change spot got on their drive through intercom PA and said [PHSK!] “STOP YELLING”
(also not trying to be a bike account but this shit happens multiple times a day but we just talked about this spot lolsob)
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 21, 2023 - 12:15 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/21/110233918457099491/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/21/110233918457099491/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Everloving wife couldn’t find my wool cardigan to steal so she put on the very moth eaten cashmere pullover that she asks me to get rid of every single time i wear, going on ten years, since the moths were a real problem, and which she had never ever worn before, on account of all the moth holes in it, and said “damn sweater is comfy as hell.”
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 20, 2023 - 2:33 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/20/110228799813128389/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/20/110228799813128389/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Not my goofy ass sitting on a log reading Italo Calvino’s “The Argentine Ant” only to discover by feel that I am sitting on a damned ant hill as they crawl up my back under my shirt 😬🤣 ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6752551)
The Argentine AntA fantastical storyGoodreads
Figure 1. a log on the third base line of Rikki Streicher Field on Diamond at 19th covered with little tiny ants. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 16, 2023 - 5:57 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/16/110209784638054304/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/16/110209784638054304/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
The everloving wife and I made about an eighth of the way around Stow Lake in Golden Gate Park with junior and my dad in the back seat yesterday (so about 650 pounds passenger load) in one of those little peddle boats before my legs said to turn around
Lovely to be on the water but I’m definitely getting a row boat next time. The “bike seat height” equivalent is bottomed out so my legs barely made it past 90 degrees at extension. I’m about 6’0”.
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It usually drives me crazy when writers (borrowing another afterword word) peacock how well-read or at least broadly-read they are, or explode every scene into a McMaster-Carr order, but the half-a-dozen fields expanded in Novel Explosives and the etymology there-in kept my attention.
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Ninth book, a real (borrowing from the afterword) wrist-punishing, discursive, door-stopper: “Novel Explosives" by Jim Gauer ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/29363276-novel-explosives)
Novel ExplosivesAmbitious, groundbreaking, and fiendishly funny, Novel …GoodreadsI looked for a review that resonated: https://books.substack.com/p/review-joy-williams-on-jim-gauer
Review: Joy Williams on Jim Gauer"Novel Explosives" is a big burning turning ferris wheel of a book with many colorful capsules of expertise and pods of excess. It is violent and profound, taunting, outraged. It is arrogantly discursive yet can possess the focused intensity of a knife’s tip.books.substack.com
Figure 1. The 2022 paperback cover of Novel Explosives, a frozen stellar explosion over a shattering black flower of flat glass centered in a field of sky blue with the title over the top and author’s name over the bottom in cream all-caps san serif.. tenth book, Matt Ruff’s “Lovecraft Country” sequel, “The Destroyer of Worlds” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61190257-the-destroyer-of-worlds)
The Destroyer of Worlds (Lovecraft Country, #2)“Another virtuoso blend of horror, action, and humor. .…GoodreadsI’ve been a huge fan of Ruff since “Sewer, Gas, and Electric" ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/71846.Sewer_Gas_and_Electric) and of course the Lovecraft Country show was also p good (although a bit scary for my tastes), so, picking this up after Novel Explosions was a great call.
Sewer, Gas and Electric: The Public Works TrilogyFrom the New York Times Bestselling author of Lovecraft…Goodreads
Figure 2. The current hardback edition cover of Destroyer of Worlds, designed to look like a distressed pulp paperback printed directly on the cover rather than using a dust jacket (yay, I hate futzing with dust jackets). Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 09, 2023 - 5:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/09/110169923237007995/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/09/110169923237007995/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Eponymous peaks
Figure 1. picture of Twin Peaks next to Sutro Tower from McKinley Square, from which the side by side paid actually look like twins. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 09, 2023 - 12:08 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/09/110165946061713765/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/09/110165946061713765/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Here’s a tag you can mute, no hard feelings, ok cya later: #BicyclingInSanFrancisco
the new valencia bicycle lane design is effectively an upside down muni track painted green down the center. I expect cyclists to eat shit when they try to enter or exit it mid-block just like we already eat shit when we have to ride parallel to them.
I immediately take the car lane for the full block as soon as I see a car in the current bike lanes. “I got us a lane, come on in fellow riders, I think to myself”, and maybe I’m imaging it but I usually get a vibe of relief when the see another cyclist stuck in the bike lane realize that they can join me safely
(while on bad days I’ll also mentally add, to myself, ”the people in cars will never respect you for following their rules, look out for yourself first”)
so anyway, with an upside down muni track painted green, I’ll have to pretty much stop my bike to enter an unobstructed travel lane mid-block when the curbed bike lane is obstructed, so I will probably try to look farther up ahead and do it at intersections. it’s gonna be dumb but I’ll cope #BicyclingInSanFrancisco
what really grinds my gears about the design is the repeated references to paint, signs, and enforcement: no left turn, no turn on red, and so on: imaginary safe places to be next to actually unsafe places to be
maybe it’s my stupid vulgar marxism, or engineer-brain but that smacks of liberal metaphysics to me: deeply unserious magical thinking that inherently tolerates failure for the insanely shitty reason that its credulous to other unserious critics
if your goal is zero deaths, this ain’t it. if your goal is zero injuries, this definitely ain’t it.
We already have this pattern northbound on Valencia at 14th (at Zeitgeist). I always assume I’m going to be killed here and take the car lane before the intersection if I can, I’ve seen too many rights on red bearing down on other cyclists here
it isn’t the driver’s fault, it’s simply a design failure with band-aides. it relies on signs, paint, and enforcement.
Figure 1. google street view of valenca northbound at 14th in the car right-turn-lane, the bike lane to it’s right.
Figure 2. google street view of valenca northbound at 14th in the car right-turn-lane, the bike lane to it’s right, close up of Zeitgeit and the multiple redundant signs SFMTA put up, after I assume the first few failed?.
Figure 3. ECU the signs, google street view of valenca northbound at 14th in the car right-turn-lane, the bike lane to it’s rightleft most, a standard reflective paint metal sign on a light post over the street: no right turn on red except for bikescenter: a stoplight with a red arrow indicating that cars need to stop and wait for the green signalright: a back-lit LED version of same sign on the leftright-most a green/red stoplight for bicyclists that you should definitely ignore if you are one, and instead assume a car is about to turn right on red into you. so clearly the goal isn’t zero deaths, and the city should drop the vision zero pretense, it is absolutely stollen valor at this point
I’m also pretty unsatisfied w/ the SF Bike Coalition line on this. They’ve never, in the history of the organization, been radical, but c’mon y’all “centering merchants voices?” sounds like something london breed would say.
I probably won’t renew my membership #BicyclingInSanFrancisco
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Another one! “Death and the Gardener” by Jean Cocteau, fits in two posts:
A young gardener said to his prince, “Save me! I met Death in the garden this morning and he made a menacing gesture. Tonight I wish by some miracle I could be far away, in Ispahan”. The prince lent him his swiftest horse.
That afternoon, walking in the garden, the prince came face to face with Death. “Why,” he asked, “did you make a threatening gesture at my gardener this morning?” “It wasn’t a threatening gesture,” answered Death. “It was a gesture of surprise. I saw him far from Ispahan this morning and I knew I must take him in Ispahan tonight.”
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Going back for more Black Water, “Enoch Soames: A Memory of the Eighteen-Nineties” ( https://www.fulltextarchive.com/book/Enoch-Soames/) is fun both as a story and as motivation for silly nonsense (cw: spoiler,: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1997/11/a-memory-of-the-nineteen-nineties/376995/)
Enoch Soames by Max BeerbohmEnoch Soames A Memory of the Eighteen-nineties By MAX BEERBOHM When a book about the literature of the eighteen-nineties was given by Mr. Holbrook Jackson to the world, I looked eagerly in the index for Soames, Enoch. It was as I feared: he was not there. But everybody else was. Many writers whom I hadFull Text ArchiveA Memory of the Nineteen-NinetiesBeing a faithful account of the events of the designated day, when the man who had disappeared was expected briefly to returnThe AtlanticPosted on Mastodon over three years agoon April 01, 2023 - 4:29 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/04/01/110124501622830999/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/04/01/110124501622830999/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I’m sitting here watching this old jacques pepin video, he’s making a risotto milanese (with american brown rice), and he gets to the saffron and just whips out a tin that has an ounce of god damned saffron in it, lmao ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5vUuLh3ASQ)
Tender Oso Bucco Recipe from Jacques Pépin | KQEDJacques Pépin conjures an imaginative Italian menu for special guests featuring oso bucco, "whole bone" veal braised with vegetables and broth until it is te...YouTube
Figure 1. screenshot of video, ECU an open tin of an ounce of god damned safron, which is the size of two decks of cards stacked, close captioned “I have one ounce of saffron here.”. (if you haven’t made risotto m. recently, that’s about a hundred bucks worth of saffron. when I buy it at the grocery store I can get a hundredth of an ounce in a weird little bag for seven bucks)
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“centering" “voices” “communities” “most vulnerable” “advocates”, etc, while maybe not originally liberal nonsense, is now definitely liberal nonsense. Stop the nonsense!
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I could fix valencia street
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Https://youtu.be/R5mAuPg1ZZw damn, dude
Political Science (2002 Remaster)Provided to YouTube by Rhino/Warner RecordsPolitical Science (2002 Remaster) · Randy NewmanSail Away℗ 1972 Warner Records Inc. 2002 Remastered by Rhino Enter...YouTubePosted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 24, 2023 - 2:04 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/24/110075804665881404/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/24/110075804665881404/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Scribbling “meteorologists" under “doctors” on the list of people I’m cool with but looking forward to hearing from less
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Oops, broke off the first cork screw, sending a second one in after it
Figure 1. ecu corked bottle of red wine with a bit of corkscrew protruding from the top left off the corn and a full corkscrew entering it from the top right. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 20, 2023 - 12:56 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/20/110052888685231134/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/20/110052888685231134/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Orchid a-comin’
Figure 1. orchid in a pot on a table, large flower bud the size of a small flower bud (about the size of a small grape). Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 19, 2023 - 2:52 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/19/110047679178322194/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/19/110047679178322194/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Huh, never heard of a “clarihew” ( https://archive.org/details/biography00chesuoft/page/10) poem before: a sort of shitty limerick about a historical figure. Cute. Named after the author of a book of them.
Biography for beginners : being a collection of miscellaneous examples for the use of upper forms : Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith), 1874-1936 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet ArchiveInternet ArchiveTerrible. 😂
Figure 1. a scan of a page the original book from the internet archiveMIGUEL DE CERVANTESThe people of Spain think CervantesEqual to half a dozen Dantes:An opinion resented most bitterly By the people of Italy..
Figure 2. opposing page, with illustration that looks like a woodcut print or pen drawing of a stack of dantes glaring at a smug cervantes. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 19, 2023 - 2:42 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/19/110047643534173076/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/19/110047643534173076/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
This Chico Freeman jazz tune, “The Search” ( https://www.allmusic.com/album/the-outside-within-mw0000090953) just came around on NTS Expansions ( https://www.nts.live/infinite-mixtapes/expansions) and made me put my book down and look it up. Cool line!
Chico Freeman: The Outside Wi... Tracks & Reviews | AllMusicThe Outside Within by Chico Freeman released in 1978. Find The Outside Within reviews, track lists, credits, awards and more at AllMusic.AllMusicExpansions - Infinite Mixtapes | Listen on NTSJazz and its many mind-expanding variations.NTS Radiohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8uwt7L-xVw
01 The Search Featuring Jack DeJohnette Cecil McBee John HicksEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.YouTubePosted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 19, 2023 - 1:39 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/19/110047392613915275/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/19/110047392613915275/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Wind gust max speed in the mission hit 27.7 mph on my little sensor in the alley so far today. neat.
Figure 1. 24 hour line plot of wind gust speed maximums measured in miles per hour on March 14, 2023. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 14, 2023 - 7:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/14/110023394142405702/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/14/110023394142405702/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I read this one back in 2013 and I’m sure there are more modern treatments (which I’d be happy to hear about) but if you want get a 1987 perspective on the failed promises of computer skill acquisition you would probably do worse than to read Dreyfus & Dreyfus’s "Mind Over Machine: The Power of Human Intuition and Expertise in the Era of the Computer” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1039572.Mind_Over_Machine).
Mind Over MachineDefining the limits of computer technology, the authors…GoodreadsThis post was written by a human.
Figure 1. The paperback cover of “Mind Over Machine: The Power of Human Intuition and Expertise in the Era of the Computer” (1987) by Hubert L. Dreyfus and Stuart E. DreyfusThe cover features two overlapping pink sillouettes of human facial profiles looking up and two the right over a black background.. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 14, 2023 - 6:52 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/14/110023144110288743/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/14/110023144110288743/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Ah, jeeze, these hamsicks and circle-As are really picky about having the crust cut off of their diagonal cut PB&Js and the skins peeled off of their apple slices and etc, and etc. I really [looks into the camera] “do not get it” (I’m trying to make my catchphrase go viral)
peeking into the party around the person I don’t know who opened the door: Hey!
Slightly later over a beer: uh, so what do you do? (people love this question)
Oh me? I’m a founder. We make [unintelligible]. Haha, yeah, no, it’s software for cold calling people. No yeah it still “works” ha ha ha. You don’t answer your phone? Wow do you mind if I double-click on that, I [looks into the camera] “do not get it” (I’m trying to make my catchphrase go viral at the party)
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Inventing a new “federal housing insurance corporation” as a thought experiment and being tackled and beaten unconscious by 90 Stanford grad founder-in-bio posters wearing Fnord brand “punch left" gear I didn’t even know sports basement sold because that part of the store is invisible to me, a normal person
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This guy is picky as hell about clocks
Figure 1. selfie in the re-election of a black braun bc17 wall clock. four other braun clocks throughout the house (the only other clocks in the house)
Figure 2. braun bcn17 wall clock.
Figure 3. braun bcn17 bedside alarm clock (it ticks!).
Figure 4. braun bcn17 desk alarm clock (it ticks!).
Figure 5. braun bcn17 wall clock. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 12, 2023 - 6:55 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/12/110011831038034218/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/12/110011831038034218/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Aside: I mostly chose what to read when someone else who I specifically think is cool (even if I don’t know them or w/e) says or posts that they like something and it has almost never let me down.
This one, for example, I picked up in December: https://twitter.com/ImJuneFacts/status/1606339706811097088
Figure 1. Tweet screenshot@ImJuneFacts: The best novel I read this year was The Museum of Eterna's Novel (the First Good Novel). It has 50 prologues for the simple reason that the book is reluctant to begin, and is metafiction in the sense that it explores an intermediate reality between our own and that of the fiction. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 12, 2023 - 5:57 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/12/110011601484725615/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/12/110011601484725615/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Threading is getting fragile so I’m backing this out to the main thread: what I thought would be the fifth, sixth, or maybe seventh book of the year turned out to be my eight. Such is the tragic unpredictability of having a full shelf of in-progress and to-read nonsense.
Eighth book of the year: The Museum of Eterna’s Novel (The First Good Novel) by Macedonio Fernández ( https://www.rochester.edu/College/translation/threepercent/2010/12/01/museum-of-eternas-novel-the-first-good-novel/)
Museum of Eterna's Novel (The First Good Novel) « Three Percentrochester.eduThe Rochester “Three Percent” review closes with a lovely summary.
Figure 1. the current paperback cover, a three color bullseye offset over a white field.
Figure 2. The last paragraph of the rochester review (see link in post). Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 12, 2023 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/12/110011563642605715/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/12/110011563642605715/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Made a 16" NY-style pizza last night in the Ooni
it looks a lot better than it was!
Figure 1. Large, round peperoni pizza home-fired in a gas ooni koda, well leopard spotted mozza, cupped pepperonis, perfectly charred and shaped crust (ok, the bit around 2 o’clock around is actually burned)under baked bottom on account of experimenting w/ both a pizza-ring and a lower (~550F) launch temperature while fucking up and using too much cheese and sauce. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 11, 2023 - 11:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/11/110007172027806717/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/11/110007172027806717/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Warms the cockles of my bureaucratic heart to see a team of competent workers swoop in, protect other workers, and prevent losses for debtors (while realizing losses for risk takers): this must be what it feels like to “send in the troops”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAE8i40A5uI
Your Bank Has FailedWhat would happen if your local bank failed? Scott Pelley and "60 Minutes" were given extraordinary access, as the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation move...YouTubePosted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 11, 2023 - 2:51 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/11/110005209270564965/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/11/110005209270564965/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Happy friday
Figure 1. selfie, full length mirror, new black t shirt from melville house, "I WOULD PREFER NOT TO." in white block san in the front, brown levis cords, blacked out vans. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 11, 2023 - 12:42 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/11/110001872389879890/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/11/110001872389879890/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Silly nonsense update, i’ve completed the seventy or eighty prologues to The Museum of Eterna’s Novel (The First Good Novel) by Macedonio Fernández and would like to congratulate myself for not posting out of context paragraphs of it this entire time like this one, which it is full of. now to start the novel itself
Figure 1. three paragraphs of mid prologue boasting, thanking readers of bad posts for staying committed to reading posts while waiting for the first good post to come along, of which this is but one of dozens of prologues, and thanking the bad posters for posting all the bad posts, which keep said readers reading, because this is why they will still be readers who read said first good post. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 09, 2023 - 4:34 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/09/109991459890960303/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/09/109991459890960303/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
One of the guitarists I Patreon, Mr. Tabs, just did post of Weezer’s Buddy Holly and the video they produced for it ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAMDhuL2TUw&t=9s) has a killer opening for 90s kids
Weezer - Buddy Holly - Guitar Tab | Lesson | Cover | Tutorial🎸 Signup for my weekly Guitar Tab lesson pack! http://www.patreon.com/MrTabs ▶ TAB DISCOUNTS ▶ TONE DOWNLOADS ▶ BACKING TRACKS ...YouTubeThe post on their site: http://www.mrtabs.com/guitar-tab/weezer-buddy-holly/
Weezer - Buddy Holly - Guitar Tab Intro and Solo Lesson - Mr TabsWeezer - Buddy Holly - tab PDF, backing tracks, tone screenshots and more! Play along with your favourite headless guitar teacher from Youtube.Mr TabsPosted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 08, 2023 - 8:19 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/08/109989512846741240/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/08/109989512846741240/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Seventh book: “Good Strategy Bad Strategy: The Difference and Why It Matters” by Richard P. Rumelt.
Read this one for work and had a few people I’m “doing strategy” at work with read it too. They generally like it a lot so far.
I’m a big hater of most business (generally: airport) books full of hindsight, anecdote cherry picking and etc. This one has all of those things, but reads more like a memoir, which helps a lot. Anyway, I finished it. Parts were good, even.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11721966-good-strategy-bad-strategy
Good Strategy Bad Strategy: The Difference and Why It M…Clears out the mumbo jumbo and muddled thinking underly…Goodreads
Figure 1. The cover of "Good Strategy Bad Strategy: The Difference and Why It Matters" by Richard P. Rumelt. Bisected from the bottom left corner to the top right corner, white on the left under Good Strategy in black, and black on the right under Bad Strategy in gold.. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 07, 2023 - 4:32 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/07/109980127902330947/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/07/109980127902330947/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Changelog.txt
- replaced the 09-42 string sets on the strat, tele, and reverend with 11-48
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Pedagogy of the Homophone
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Https://vimeo.com/804622030
Prayer plant staying up till 3am watching infomercialsThis is "Prayer plant staying up till 3am watching infomercials" by gravely on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.VimeoLast night I captured a time lapse video of about 8 hours of our red and green prayer plants (9:30PM to 5:30AM) finishing their evening stretches and then relaxing into morning, as they do most days.
I think it turned out kinda neat.
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 04, 2023 - 6:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/04/109966410790954511/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/04/109966410790954511/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Zambo zambo zambo com https://youtu.be/j5pmb707LXc
MAMO LAGBEMA - Zambo ZamboSUBSCRIBE TO ANALOG AFRICA´s CHANNEL - http://bit.ly/2riUuLLVISIT ANALOG AFRICA - https://analogafrica.bandcamp.com/LIKE ANALOG AFRICA - ...YouTubePosted on Mastodon over three years agoon March 03, 2023 - 3:48 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/03/03/109957305277526054/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/03/03/109957305277526054/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
BREAKING In a move decried by the SF BOS (pejorative), SFPD had been authorized by Mayor London Breed to hire Superman and equip him with a light saber.
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Apparently there are real hardy types who consider it just a hotel who would rather be in a tent or something but i would love to be snowed in at the ahwanee rn while the entire valley is snowed in, by that fireplace
Figure 1. "the great lounge" room at the big, old, fancy, 20s lodge in the yosemite valley; a huge room of 20' ceilings, three great long walls of glazing looking out on a meadow, seating for hundreds, and a great big fireplace on one wall with sofas facing it, which i've personally enjoyed a great book on, in front of said fire, on a quiet evening. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 26, 2023 - 3:53 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/26/109929014106979312/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/26/109929014106979312/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I’m at the combination hair growing out selfie / “i guess i’m a large size shirt now” selfie/ lol at this shirt which i like to read as both for and against drinking post
Figure 1. selfie, receding hair line pompadour?? 40-something in a pink t shirt that fits, with a woodcut style illustration of a bottle kicking a brain between its legs over the slogan "stop thinking / start drinking" on it. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 26, 2023 - 3:45 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/26/109928979027718696/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/26/109928979027718696/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
What if
Figure 1. picture of the quake 1 difficulty selection area with an emoji figure on the left holding a heart and an emoji figure on the right raising their handtop text: what if we kissed...bottom text: in the quake difficulty selection are. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 24, 2023 - 5:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/24/109920783556175840/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/24/109920783556175840/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Muni buses seat sooooo many people and muni bus shelters seat one, maybe two people. every muni stop should be as big as that one 22 stop in the filmore.
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 22, 2023 - 4:30 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/22/109906508708307155/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/22/109906508708307155/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Realized my “it’s still there” gag about Bernal Heights generally could have been read as if I had anything to do w/ the (cool) antifa cycling club sticker in one of my photos. Nope, I’ve got nothing to do with that.
I was just joking about Bernal Heights generally still being there. Anywhay, here’s another picture. OK, cya.
Figure 1. downtown san francisco as seen from the radio antenna fence line atop Bernal Heights, framed on the right side by the seat post of my bike. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 21, 2023 - 7:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/21/109904306102872948/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/21/109904306102872948/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I read volume one+ when I bought this five years ago*: Rocannon’s World, Planet of Exile, City of Illusions, The Left Hand of Darkness and The Dispossessed, as well as The Word for World Is Forest. Thanks for the suggestion all those years ago @InclinedPlane!
- I probably would have finished this a lot sooner but four and a half years ago we had a kid, 🫠.
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Fifth book: took a break from all the serious stuff I’m reading to get and read Kitchen Confidential this week. Never read any of his stuff, but it turns out Bourdain’s writing on Parts Unknown is in exactly the same voice, so it was practically an audio book to read.
( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/33313.Kitchen_Confidential)
Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underb…A deluxe, annotated edition of Kitchen Confidential to …Goodreads
Figure 1. the “updated edition” paperback cover of Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain, featuring a younger Bourdain in chef’s whites and an apron looking through the window of Les Halles, the restraunt he worked at when he wrote it. sixth book: volume two of Ursula K. Le Guin’s two volume collection, The Hainish Novels and Stories. ( https://www.ursulakleguin.com/hainish-novels-and-stories )
Ursula K. Le Guin — Hainish Novels and StoriesUrsula K. Le GuinI’ve been working my way through the stories in the second volume for years, picking it off my to-read pile now and again. This weekend I read the Five Ways to Forgiveness cycle and am about half way through The Telling, which has me enthralled, so I’m calling this one done early.
Strongest possible endorsement for the entire collection.
( https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/33533489-the-hainish-novels-and-stories)
The Hainish Novels and StoriesFor the first time, all of Ursula K. Le Guin’s Hainish …Goodreads
Figure 2. a 3D rendering of the box that The Hainish Novels and Stories of Ursula K. Le Guin comes in. It has a wrap around color photo of a long-exposure shot of the night sky turning over mountains as the sun rises (or sets?) behind them. Kind of a boring cover tbh.. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 20, 2023 - 11:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/20/109899583119672707/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/20/109899583119672707/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Bonus ride photo, cool new bike sticker
Figure 1. ecu: a sticker on the back of my seat post of a sonic the hedgehog / garfield chimera.
Figure 2. the sticker on the back of my seat post of a sonic the hedgehog / garfield chimera from a different angle. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 18, 2023 - 10:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/18/109888018102369079/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/18/109888018102369079/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Rode up to bernal and then carried my bike to the top, it’s still there, great work everyone, thanks so much
Figure 1. selfie in a black and red polka dot cycling shirt from the top of bernal heights park, downtown sf behind me. i wore a cycling shirt because i wanted all the rear pockets for my keys and snacks and stuff like that.
Figure 2. the front triangle of my bike leaning against a guard rail, the guard rail has a sticker on it that says ANTIFA CYCLING CLUB.
Figure 3. map of my ride path from strava, which tells this story: i know i'll just ride straight up folsom! no fuck this, back down to precita park and around, up ripley instead. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 18, 2023 - 10:06 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/18/109888011410297914/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/18/109888011410297914/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
In my building, it’s x-mas all year round, thank you
Figure 1. ecu a blue san francisco rolling can for recyclables that someone has written "THANK YOU X-MAS" on, in white permanent marker, for reasons unknown to me.
Figure 2. ecu a second blue san francisco rolling can for recyclables that someone has written "THANK YOU X-MAS" on, in white permanent marker, for reasons unknown to me.
Figure 3. ecu a green san francisco rolling can for compostables that someone has written "THANK YOU" on, in white permanent marker, for reasons unknown to me.
Figure 4. ecu a back san francisco rolling can for trash that someone has written "THANK YOU X-MAS" on, in white permanent marker, for reasons unknown to me. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 14, 2023 - 3:15 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/14/109860915235014378/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/14/109860915235014378/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Cheap trick lookin’ work fit
Figure 1. full length selfie of me, black baseball cap, black "gravely" embroidered jean jacket, black "the purpose of a system is what it does" t-shirt, black jeans, back tennis shoes, mirror shades. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 11, 2023 - 1:08 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/11/109843428931983638/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/11/109843428931983638/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Air puppets make great roommates so long as they save rent money between giant blowout sales you wouldn’t believe because they really keep to themselves and only need a window
Figure 1. what looks like about a 12 foot clear plastic cylinder about a foot in diameter blowing solid out a propped up window on the first floor over a soft story garage on ceasar chavez street in san francisco, pointing down about 30 degrees. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 05, 2023 - 1:51 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/05/109809622178549687/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/05/109809622178549687/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Wierdly half squatting off the bench and then dropping back down to get the last rep from almost there to there on an arnold press is actually good form in a reverse-jerk technique i just invented, tyvm
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“the only genuine way to practice futurism is to put it off for later” -mid paragraph pith from fernández
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Intrusive thought: location, market based returns on capital
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Reading a business book about strategy that describes DEC’s downfall as a failure to focus on a single coherent strategy amongst 1) selling computers (boxes) 2) silicon fab (chips) or 3) consulting (solutions) and with hindsight I think we can all agree that it was 1a) selling colorful computers that looked really cool*
*this poster is too young to have ever seen one not in a museum much less used one
Figure 1. the front panel of a pdp-11/70 flush with rows of bright violet, fuchsia, and pink switches and buttons and red lights set on a black background over a wide row of violet, fuchsia, and pink keys in an off-white case. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 01, 2023 - 4:28 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/01/109790424821770674/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/01/109790424821770674/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
13 years living in SF and 3 years into only ever sitting outside at places to eat and/or drink and I still under-dress and then sit facing the winer sun as if it ever helps
Figure 1. a picture of me squinting into the sun wearing a yellow hat, pink shirt, grey hoodie, and black jean jacket, phone in hand, with a round of beers on the table in front of me. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon February 01, 2023 - 2:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/02/01/109789980216366428/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/02/01/109789980216366428/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
R I P Tom Verlaine https://web.archive.org/web/20230128223440/https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/28/arts/music/tom-verlaine-dead.html
Tom Verlaine, Influential Guitarist and Songwriter, Dies at 73He first attracted attention with the band Television, a fixture of the New York punk rock scene. But his music wasn’t so easily categorized.web.archive.orghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx8dN_R0jJk
Kingdom ComeProvided to YouTube by Rhino/ElektraKingdom Come · Tom VerlaineTom Verlaine℗ 1979 Elektra RecordsGuitar: Adey Wilson -Percussion: Allan SchwartzbergPiano: Br...YouTubeI don’t know many Verlaine stories but this one on Pushing Ahead of the Dame about Bowie’s cover of “Kingdom Come” on Scary Monsters has stuck with me since it was posted (there’s a similar story about Jimmy Page in the early 80s spending most of an invite on wah pedal battery fussing and not really laying anything down): everybody has off days.
https://bowiesongs.wordpress.com/tag/tom-verlaine/
Tom Verlaine – Pushing Ahead of the DamePosts about Tom Verlaine written by col1234Pushing Ahead of the DamePosted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 29, 2023 - 3:11 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/29/109770300505533482/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/29/109770300505533482/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Lol at this weird 😘 vehicle the everloving wife made with jr this morning
Figure 1. ECU tiny lego car on a very short wheel base, taller than it should be, with a blue roof, winking eyes, and a kissy-heart on a post on a turtet on top pointing straight up 😘. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 27, 2023 - 3:38 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/27/109761913872241315/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/27/109761913872241315/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I can fix “the mastodon community”
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Gm2u 😘
Figure 1. am illustration of a blue hippopotamus, SWEETI POTAMUS, on aHungry, Hungry Hippos game, to theto the right of sweetie herself, who appears to have captured a large share of the green and red in-game food. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 23, 2023 - 3:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/23/109739129896715903/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/23/109739129896715903/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
A Jacobin essay about how MILF Manor is really about abolition of the family
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Fifth, sixth, and seventh books are none of them page turners, so they are all in an indeterminate race, although this silly nonsense is a likely winner: The Museum of Eterna’s Novel (The First Good Novel)
by Macedonio Fernández ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6554891)
The Museum of Eterna's Novel (The First Good Novel)The Museum of Eterna's Novel (The First Good Novel)is t…Goodreads
Figure 1. the current paperback cover, a three color bullseye offset over a white field.
Figure 2. parenthetical quote: The French demolish a deified painter every twenty years, a deified poet every fifteen, and a deified novelist every ten; at a hundred and fifty years it's high time Kant were thrown into doubt. This isn't daring, it would be more daring to call him a metaphysician. With these antecedents I anticipate future arguments for the demolition of my Art.. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 22, 2023 - 7:11 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/22/109734442062027951/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/22/109734442062027951/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Lemon n’ lime dogs
Figure 1. ECU two hotdogs side by side on a small white plate, vertical-orientation low-angle perspective, on buns. each have jalapeño-cilatro-mayo on one shoulder, dijon on the other, chopped onions on both. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 21, 2023 - 10:33 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/21/109729574587163705/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/21/109729574587163705/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Plates, and jousts
can we couple them?
hell yeah we can
wanna know how? get this
proprietary to macmillan
only us
ready?
[lays off 10,000 people because a competitor just did]
h/t https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-IHvF5OCA of course
Amazon Patriot S01E04 John Lakeman gives Pipe LectureThis is a scene from the Amazon original Patriot.Patriot, follows the complicated life of intelligence officer John Tavner (John Lakeman), whose latest assig...YouTubePosted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 20, 2023 - 8:48 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/20/109723496163953593/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/20/109723496163953593/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
In addition to the music, david crosby was a poster’s poster, rip
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 20, 2023 - 2:17 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/20/109719130119813782/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/20/109719130119813782/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Finally figured out no-handing on the cargo bike: simply allow the tires to run a little low, simple as.
I’d been maintaining it like my commuter bike at max recommended pressure (60PSI I think), but at 40, the ride is a lot smoother and no-handing is easy.
Yay!
Figure 1. my (rider) POV of no-handing a cargo bike, southbound on Shotwell, in the Mission, SF, U.S.A. Shotwell is a "slow street", through traffic is in theory prohibited but in actuality, only slightly discouraged. The cyclocomputer is registering about 15 miles per hour..
Figure 2. same POV and speed as previous shot, on 17th st westbound, passing Jackson Park and Thee Parkside. Jackson Park is being completely redone next year and so they are topping all the trees that line the park to pre down to 10' stumps. It's a bummer, but the new park should be great... in 2026.. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 18, 2023 - 5:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/18/109711309239056112/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/18/109711309239056112/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Fourth book, “Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage”, Haruki Murakami
I’ve had this on the shelf for a while (years, even) after catching up on Murakami and taking a good long break (furthermore, I think this was a gift, or used rack sale find, even) because it’s all very samesy. I picked this off the to-read pile because it looked the shortest.
I think crit of his lesser stuff like this is totally on the mark and fair but also “it me” so, I enjoyed it.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41022133-colorless-tsukuru-tazaki-and-his-years-of-pilgrimage
Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of PilgrimageINSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • One of the most …Goodreads
Figure 1. the cover of Murakami's "Colorless Tsukuru Tazki and His Years of Pilgrimage"Like all of his current American paperbacks (excepting 1Q84) at least, it's just white text over a blur of colors. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 17, 2023 - 5:08 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/17/109702814505504502/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/17/109702814505504502/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Second book down, the new Jason Pargin (f. k. a. David Wong), “If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe.” It was fun! I lol’d a few times, didn’t want to put it down, etc.
Jason put a tiny house of leaves gimmick in it (it’s full of metafiction shit tbh) but I only noticed it was happening for the last word so if you read it, let me know what it says (I’m going to go cheat and google it right now).
Figure 1. The cover of John Dies at the End #4"If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe", file under Jason Pargin / David Wong. The cover is a an illustration of a black hardback of the book with the title in silver on the spine and cover, made of arby's sauce dripping, and one of the drips forms a skull below, all over a solid, flat light green.. ok, what the letters spells out is p easy to find on tvtropes[.]org which I’m told is a terrible website that’ll rot your brain and your ability to perceive art as anything but strings of gimmicks (they probably have a name for people like me who believe this), so I guess if you look for it the right way, like I did, the answer is in the google preview (remember when things were like that?) and you don’t have to click through.
but I’m also not gonna say what it is either, just read the book.
third book, “The Stories of your Life and others”, Ted Chiang.
Cheating because I read the first half last year. I got another copy after leaving my first copy on a plane ( https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109372422129728908).
gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)I was also half way through the Ted Chiang book of stories that included the story the movie Arrival is based on but i think i left it on the plane at SFO yesterday after two dudes behind me got in a fight as we were deplaning and it distracted me from checking the seat pocket, RIPMastodonI hope whoever found my first copy enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed my second copy.
“let’s take one idea seriously and see what happens”
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/223380.Stories_of_Your_Life_and_Others
Stories of Your Life and OthersWhat if men built a tower from Earth to Heaven-and brok…Goodreads
Figure 2. the current paperback cover of "Stories of your Life and others" by Ted Chiang. The title and author's name encircle the hands of a clock at about 11:10:30, over field of stars on the top half and cloudy sky on the bottom half. Inset in the top left is a cloud circle that proclaims that this book "Includes 'Story of Your Life," the Basis for the Major Motion Picture ARRIVAL.. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 14, 2023 - 9:44 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/14/109689742882840282/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/14/109689742882840282/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
First book of the year down, (I think via @leigh somewhere?): “Axiomatic,” a collection of Greg Egan’s short stories that appeared in various science fiction magazines (mostly Interzone and Asimov’s) between 1989 and 1992.
Great late 80s hard SF shorts
I don’t do star reviews, but, folks, they’re good stories
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/156783.Axiomatic
AxiomaticAxiomatic is a collection of Greg Egan's short stories …Goodreadsaside: a characters is mentioned to have received their advanced degree in 2023, which I’m sure felt reasonably far out at the time.
Figure 1. the current paperback trade cover of Greg Egan's Axiomatic, a repeating tile mosaic in blues and greens, which he designed himself. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 09, 2023 - 9:04 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/09/109661276920611083/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/09/109661276920611083/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
It’s bowie’s birthday ◻️
Figure 1. a credenza containing a record player, spectrum analyzer, and receiver, next to a shelf of records, Bowie's "The Next Day" playing, album propped uppropped up against the wall on the next to a prayer plant. Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 09, 2023 - 12:22 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/09/109656390107224422/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/09/109656390107224422/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Lets all agree to call the FTC ruling invalidating non-competes a “Right to Work” rule
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 06, 2023 - 3:19 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/06/109642931192579973/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/06/109642931192579973/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
26th near valencia
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 05, 2023 - 1:29 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/05/109634007109913039/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/05/109634007109913039/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Does the fact that I got out a 6’ ladder and traversed the wall between our units to clear out the neighbor’s clogged patio drains ahead of tomorrow (they are out of town) absolve me of putting our christmas tree out on the sidewalk tonight (which to be clear I haven’t done yet) where it will surely float away in the storm tomorrow and disrupt commerce on Valencia St or nah?
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 04, 2023 - 1:07 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/04/109628257922749696/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/04/109628257922749696/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF46NnUn5nw posting on the 'don theme song (“beep” is what QTs are gonna be called in the new beta)
- YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.youtube.comPosted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 03, 2023 - 8:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/03/109627142795395105/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/03/109627142795395105/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I have over six hundreds mutes in tweetbot, muting quote tweets here will be easy for me, now to go mute the word “quote” itself and get started on that
Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon January 03, 2023 - 4:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/01/03/109626116027168413/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/01/03/109626116027168413/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.