shrimp scampi w/fettuccini, and dinner for the kid with a smile 😊
Mastodon posts from 2021
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damn, “complained of their love” is a great euphemism
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“i see u, I hear u”
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happy birthday 🎂
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chewlies gum police officers benevolent association dbnr
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reading theory
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groove comparison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bfrTHAlkz0
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house to myself for an hour stuffing “What I Say” from Live-Evil into my ears with a broken off metronome arm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgr7zKFcBEo
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figuring out illegal drm circumvention hacks to replace london breed with mel brooks in the movie, which was otherwise very good
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😳🤭
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damn this is a helluva resignation
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no fuckery https://urban-alchemy.us/about-us/#no-fuckery
👁
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i’ve been keeping a sublime tab dedicated to music theory notes and I was getting a little too fancy with the formatting and so now I’m an hour into setting them in LaTeX please tell my family I loved them and that The Simpsons is an example of a lydian tune, which has a ♯4
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We’re talking away
I don’t know what I’m to say
I’ll say it anyway
Today’s another day to find you
Shying away
I’ll be coming for your love, okay?
[Chorus]
Take on me (Take on me)
Take me on (Take on me)
I’ll be gone
In a day or two
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So Gollum hissed:
“Neither an abstract concept nor a static state.
It lives in the people.
It is the people.
It is our best hope.”
Unfortunately for Gollum Bilbo had heard that sort of thing before. “This is why you got zero electoral college votes!” he said.
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https://vimeo.com/656798631 1x speed but not really singing or swinging yet, and not played idiomatically – wrong position!
normal tempo to listen to, still feels like shredding to play
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like ok we axe the ceo comp and [me, very dumb] double 100 people’s comp, er shit, 50% raise for 200 people, er, 25$ for 400 people. wait how many employees do they have? 30,000? fuck ok so that’s uh, how many ceos do they have?
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re: kellogs and starbucks and amazon and etc
“the CEO makes 300x or 1000x what most workers make” is definitely a thing to eye pop at and I’m not tryna question seasoned organizers I’m a complete idiot but socialists should probably get better at reading SEC filings
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it’s time to get Tough on Mayors
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only shameless people demand that everyone else sign their posts with their gov-issue handle
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omg chat i am rending my garmets rn after reading that [3 second video loop from a movie]
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benny goodman sextet “grand slam” .8xspeed run playing as charlie christian 100% notes personal best
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i feel like work takes or advice on this website always read, to me, as worker-scolds that should be demands of owners
and the “we suck” motivational conference circuit keynote nonsense is that too, only more so
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T9 ass name having software istg
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these pretzels
are making
me
thirsty
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“To make this spreadsheet available for a large audience, publish this file to the web.” FOH
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if all these mopes (tan, sacks, whoever is behind seattle’s) posting their way through political recalls keep the kayfabe going into 2022 IATSE is gonna have to go on strike again
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i am reading heather knight articles in the sf chron to find out what not to be mad about so as to make up for all the other shit I read on this website
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[after winning the lottery] the lottery is the greatest game in the world and 17th-century-fancy-word-that-just-means-RNGs are the best way to game!
everyone should just win the lottery!
look at all other people who simply won the lottery! I don’t know what a denominator is!
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https://www.modernwiki.app neato, I has something similar but much, much dumber up on http://userscripts.org in 2010. nice to see that war never changes.
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time goes a lot slower at the playground because all of the sand is pretty much all already at the bottom of the hourglass. it only progresses at all on account of the little kids who carry some back up the slides
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another goat
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drop-ins there consisted of making a first-available appointment while in line (for something like the 13th of december?) the normal way and then being seen immediately anyway
unfortunate process, probably causes people to wait for appointments needlessly
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neat, mac os monterey (12) bound the emoji keyboard to fn-e instead of whatever nasty shift option command spacebar mangler it used to eventually respond to
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got boosted at a place that took drop-ins ( https://sf.gov/vaccine-sites search for ‘drop’) in the Mission around 2pm Monday, dosed acetaminophen once last night, fine today 🤗
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just learned that imessage chat names are effective for everyone in the chat, a year after /topic’ing the chat with the everloving wife and our landlord “Chat with Sysop” lmao, no other takes stepped on, 😅
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the entire try life school thing is pretty depressing tbh.
learned-helplessness with lean-in and a cashmere sweater tied over the shoulders. a sinecure with a mission, vision, and strategy. a lemonade stand in a gated neighborhood with a substack.
spit-on-the-ground worthy
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every two panel bit simultaneously like the wall of tvs behind the architect while he blah blah blahs about the terrible simulation we thrive in, and each one’s got these two knuckleheads on it
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the tree at city hall this year 😍🎄
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𝓓𝓡𝓘𝓟
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reading up on the bios of my enemies so that later we can have expository dailog to move the plot along and then wincing a little at how wierd it gets when they explain to me that i’d read their bio to move the plot along.
ugh, awkward.
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“excellent standing”, hell yeah
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the three genders
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you know, Frederick fucking Engels https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1872/10/authority.htm
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a fantasy novel about the last developer to to build a house for someone, and the last person who will buy a house, before the supply curve reaches the demand curve and the market reaches equilibrium (which their transaction causes to happen in the second act), who fall in love
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logging on
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letters, even
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360 words to summarize Seinfeld posting “what’s the DEAL with anarchists?”
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it’s fine if everyone has their favorite critique and I think generously we gotta assume they don’t mean “for absolutely all cases” unless they say so but, but hierarchy and centralization are two of many great organizing approaches, I can’t imagine rejecting them outright
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as a corporate bureaucrat, I find the idea that we will eventually, if we manage the contradictions appropriately, be able to effectively do what my teams and I do in a flat organization, or via some sort of set of shared values, to be utopian
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La Wuigi
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J&J splitting is like when you have to unsubscribe from the “hot deals” list it even though you already unsubscribed from “promotions” and “product news” and 17 others, in that, because of the complications, they say, it’s technically fine, they say
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idk how the website works but in tweetbot, when I block/mute someone, I still see quote posts, it just doesn’t render the inner, even if I also keyword mute their handle
so I just tried to keyword mute https://twitter.com/their_handle, and now even the quote tweets are gone! hell yeah
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we offered 10% under asking on a condo last month, seller would not budge
we offered 5% under as a final counter, seller would not budge
[one month later]
seller dropped asking 2% and asked if we would come up, we would not budge
SOME JERK bought at asking
great system!
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one fun trick, almost a propaganda tranche, is to argue from a seemingly damning sum of weak individual list items, or assertions really, and then tell on oneself by not pursuing the huge-if-true conclusion to ground
unserious and disrespectful and careless but very effective!
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also, this arrived today
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happy 50th to the fourth album
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gonna become one of those wierdos
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land use more like hand use
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my homunculus just walked up to me to say that when he tries to mentally rotate market rate housing for everyone in my mind, he fails every time, on account of the all zoning everywhere, in my mind
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The Prestonomicon
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calling something “currency” is just another of capital’s naming-things sham
alternate version if I wasn’t just posting indecipherable nonsense for myself: everything about blockchains and crypto and nft and the next scam is next is foolish and despicable including the people
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the deere worker strike is much more interesting than the democrat capital strike, to me
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listening to an old Dylan “Theme Time Radio” episode (because whoever wrote and picked for the show did amazing work and most of the tunes are fun to play guitar with), and in this one he reads a letter from none other than Alan Dershowitz, haha ( https://www.themetimeradio.com/episode-13-rich-man-poor-man/)
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was looking for another av and found this, which i’m not gonna use
2019, rip that cat, the best
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High on hubris of having learned to fingerpick the basics (right side up), if not the beautiful nuance of how Elizabeth Cotton fingerpicks Freight Train ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUK8emiWabU), I bought a Merle Haggard book. Wow! Fun stuff!
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dao (decentralized autonomous organization? who comes up with this nonsense?) more like lmao
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instant gratification
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Russel Davis
dowser
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tfw when you work 9 doubles in a row and the automatic hydration rig gets hacked (forgets its schedule for some reason) and you get all droopy
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gm
Marc Ribot Plays Solo Guitar Works of Frantz Casseus https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lmBaQGZHoAzvpsBUwPcPCF60vh4JMQTqc
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queen havers saying “whilst” >>>>>>>>
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i think i’m just gonna stare at the sun for a while, should be fine
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The Glad Community Choir: Good Morning! How Are You? Shut Up!
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Digable Planets - Rebirth Of Slick (Cool Like Dat) https://youtu.be/cM4kqL13jGM
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unrelated, y’ever re-arrange your books because you don’t want to see one from where you sit all the time
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humbert humbert would NOT be into how sun faded this dust jacket is 🙅👴🙅
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pmbo posting my butt off
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Here Come the Expensive Jets
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Elvis Presley - “Are You Lonesome Tonight” - Laughing version https://youtu.be/hwbzxENP2eE
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“How gauche.”, the aristocrat said.
“Yes, quite.”, the other aristocrat agreed.
“Quite.”
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me n’ my clone
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“i hate these damned robots” catchphrase
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more computer things should be called “hints”
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i got this one, toot toot
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everloving nurse wife just said, “as they say in Epic (godawful medical software), ‘hover to discover!’” about some unrelated thing
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i got this one, toot too
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people say to clean while you cook to make the dishwasher’s job easier but i do it to find entire ingredients i prepared but forgot to put in the dish before it’s too late 🤦🏻♂️
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cat
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hot air balloons in your area 🎈💭
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boing! boing! boing! [falls off the bottom of the level even though there are no enemies in the screen] [exit music] [GAME OVER]
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growing italian basil in a pot inside and this is what the growth on top looks like, uWu
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space force please offer me a commission thanks in advance
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landlord might bump us out in six months so we are considering getting out of this game and into a dumber one, working with a realtor. the first set of things they suggested included three fifty alabama number nine
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my week is so upside down from clean living and an A+ cave day yesterday that after an hour mentally planning out my work day it took the damned good morning sunday morning bot pointing out that it was sunday for me to realize i’m not working today after all
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police have found a cache of “strike anywhere” matches near the site of todays unrest. agitators often use matches like these to give law enforcement officers the old hot foot, which causes them hop up and down and say “ow! ow! ow!” and then dunk their hot feet in troughs of wat-
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ok, just the second half of this closing graph though
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the one after, The Man In The Steet On Strike, is great too. copyrights suck
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Barthes’ Mythologies, The Batory Cruise. This stuff never changes, but, at the risk of sounding like Shirky, it feels like the tech we now use to rapidly deploy evidence counter to “tourist” reports might start to change things?
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reading a bunch of Graeber and then Fisher because capitalist realism was in the discourse this week, as the middle management bureaucrat that I am, thinking to mysef, “I could manage these guys successfully. I could manage Žižek too. At the same time. Yes.”
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[bob vila after programming his office number into an AT&T Genesis and placing a call with it] “Super.”
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kid has another cold practically back to back with the last cold he was still waking us up all night with but mostly over, probably just a cold 😗
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“Quid quid latinum dictum sid, altum videtu” but instead it is quid-quid slapping really big huge logos on your personal .com, and self, even, as if your identity was wrapped up in some kinda fortune 500 polycule
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immediately after posting this I took a prankster’s stopped-up playground water fountain blast to the face in front of dozens of 10 year olds, ggwp
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more like playgroaned a i r?
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F
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United Farm Equipment Workers of America workers on picket, Runyonesque
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otoh, ehhhhh
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“We deny the right of any portion of the species to decide for another portion, or any individual for another individual, what is and what is not their “proper sphere.” The proper sphere for all human beings is the largest and highest which they are able to attain to.”
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had the time to read “Enfranchisement of Women,” by Harriett Stuart Mill (1851) this morning (having skipped the Thoreau essay before it). lots of great revolutionary demands 69 years before the nineteenth amendment was ratified in the US. ( https://archive.org/details/enfranchisemento00mill/page/n3/mode/2up)
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wok point of contact on ceramic top stoves: about a quarter of an inch 🤷🏻♂️
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lets go!
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also, got to take the kid into “three gems” in the sculpture garden by the deyoung; reverb, echo, and then a cool room ( https://www.wescover.com/p/sculptures-by-james-turrell-at-barbro-osher-sculpture-garden-deyoung-museum—PHylGxbFm7M)
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most of the roses in the golden gate park rose garden are well past peak blooming but is still smells amazing and most bushes have a flower or two on them
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“politicians on buses and bikes”
“politicians on buses and bikes”
“politicians on buses and bikes”
“politicians on buses and bikes”
“po s h u t t e r s t o c k es”
“politicians on buses and bikes”
“politicians on buses and bikes”
“politicians on buses and bikes”
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BREAKING: Area man finds missing puzzle peice in the bottom of a drawer across the room while looking for an unrelated thing.
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o/ to whoever cuts whoever Jeopardy! is “also bright to me by” at the end of the show, it’s brought to me by you. 🤗
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working my way though this nyrb book of political essays and just read http://thomaspaine.org/major-works/american-crisis/the-crisis-vii.html
twenty pages to “the people of england” right after the american revolution to say “damn either your plan was bad or you are bad, lol”
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BLACK STALIN, “Da All Season Man” https://youtu.be/HWpdh2S1ssk
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this old columbo spends a full minute framing two separate cuts of a new type of guy in the reflection of his own glasses over a still of his face to the sounds of someone banging around inside an upright piano with synthesizer patch cables
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found a local, used, entry level jazz box and put flatwound 12s on it. it completely rules, i love it!
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Cretian Enterprises SR3 takes a rotting boat and progressively rots more boards. It then “reverses” this process, replacing the rotted boards to crate a a Nimitz-class, nuclear-powered supercarrier.
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future poster for sure, this little man took a two story parking garage and two cars with him to poop.
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holy shit
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Marie Laveau - Oscar ‘Papa’ Celestin, 1954. https://youtu.be/hX8RXWBXSXM
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the building’s bougainvillea is putting the moves on my jasmine
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post spoon
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when somebody leaves chalk at the playground
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logging on
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people mad about the shadow docket “like politics”
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things will be fine if the city buys the expensive trash cans, we deserve nice things
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wild reading the older (1985 in this case) kids books 🚬
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poured aji amarillo paste into the coconut milk i’m braising dinner with, then noticed all the fuzz in the jar lid that was definitely, or at least probably not on the surface of paste when i started so, probably fine right, right. ok, cya
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sichuan tofu and broccoli
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“It’s the 1980s Bob, so we included a built in deli slicer. Slice cheese, charcuterie, deli meats and vegetables with ease and precision.“
“Super.”
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the worker version
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sitting in a garden of flowers eating grapes and chatting with my Eloi pals about strange vibes the Morlocks are putting off about changes in their florps which we both sense but do not understand, probably no big deal
Tweetbot for Mac
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the world’s tiniest F for people who leave nice things out (or have workers leave them out) amongst the people, secured on the honor system, who don’t consider these things to be donations
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o/ Larry
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lol, lmao
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https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/david-graeber-the-utopia-of-rules sike, finished this over the weekend too. It directly confronted hierarchy and coercion more than Bullshit Jobs and Debt, and uh, those concerns still don’t resonate with me as core issues or that consensus can solve for them 🤷🏻♂️
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cowardly starting with the small stuff
I really enjoyed my first exposure to Prometheus Bound ( https://www.nyrb.com/products/prometheus_bound?variant=1094930949) and Raymond Queneau’s “We Always Treat Women Too Well” ( https://www.nyrb.com/products/we-always-treat-women-too-well?variant=1094933097) this weekend!
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pirate ship!
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𝑲𝑹𝑨𝑻𝑶𝑺 (𝑻𝒐 𝑨𝒅𝒂𝒎 𝑾𝒆𝒔𝒕‘𝒔 𝑩𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒏)
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correction: if most of the people I’d ever worked with did me like that I would delete my account.
there’s always that one person
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if somebody did me like this I would delete my account https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-coward-and-phony-tim-pool-became-one-of-the-biggest-political-youtubers-on-the-planet
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getting ready for Big Pig’s capital strike in California by visualizing myself in big overalls while wistfully looking at toys on the window stool
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DNFing this on principle
“you have to finish the books you buy”
oh yeah? says who?
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wow, not only did he skip nap this afternoon and have half a dozen meltdowns this afternoon, now he’s rolling his own gauloises “to get that pacification” and ashing them into a used bottle, yikes
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the star jasmine i’ve been growing up a wire tomato trestle fora few years seems to want to keep this face sized hole right at eye level, kinda worried it’s carnivorous
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2/3 frame shop report back
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weening the toddler off of pacifiers (always only for sleeping but they aren’t allowed at pre-school, which he starts soon) by throwing most away and having him throw a few into the trash himself, easy-street so far but I bet he’ll regret it later!
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First and last rock album until Nevermind came out. Bought it for Pour Some Sugar on Me, was surprised that Rocket was OK (pew pew) and then cya shitlords @djjazzyjeff215@twitter.com >>>> https://www.allmusic.com/album/hes-the-dj-im-the-rapper-mw0000199444
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Nouveau Grifte
𝘕𝘰𝘶𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘶 𝘎𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘦
𝙉𝙤𝙪𝙫𝙚𝙖𝙪 𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙚
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Blizzard posters w/ Rienhardt and Warthog on them all around the workplace
“We don’t need tank-meta IRL. The DPS will just ‘hog’ all the healing!”
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muting the discourse and causing Pink Floyd’s “A Momentary Lapse of Reason” (1987) (★★☆☆☆) to disappear like My Computer after it was dragged into the Trash Can, bless
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this old Edmund Burke “Letter to the Sherrifs of Bristol” (1977) ( https://assets.cambridge.org/97811076/45714/frontmatter/9781107645714_frontmatter.pdf pdf) essay arguing against the laws declaring american rebels “pirates” and the war generally has some bangers in it but i’m so glad people don’t write like the first two lines here anymore
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the crow (slow) is rrrl nice
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it always feels like
somebody’s watching me
and i get no privacy
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heading to lunch with co-workers like it’s 2019
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acab people stay the heck away from my toddler
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100 years of trying to finish 100 years of solitude
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i was on a pub crawl the morning that billy mays died, which we learned from this website, and we dedicated the rest of the crawl to him, RIP
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cool rocket to nowhere, dummy… not
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my ny review of books book sale haul just arrived, yikes at the instant unread pile double!
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thai birds keep just fine and are simpler to handle (as are the other peppers that only one place nearby sells, like ajis) frozen
every time i pull these out i congratulate myself for having them after years of tiny bags of molded ones in the fridge, i am slow
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Honk-honk! That’s the sound of da geese
Honk-honk! That’s the sound of da beast
Honk-honk! That’s the sound of da geese
Honk-honk! That’s the sound of da beasts (Yes indeed)
dbnr
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“war-won”? lmao. Can youuuuuuuuuuu believe it?
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anti-car urbanists (bless) should update their priors for:
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car seat recs for children (until age 12 ( https://www.nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.gov/files/documents/carseat-recommendations-for-children-by-age-size.pdf)
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“come get / take your kid right somewhere away”
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load out and grocery needs of parents
vs our (US) built environment
I’m on the team otherwise!
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the artist expresses bit of a chartreuse theme on this, the more vibrant side of the diptych, perhaps a fall sunset is suggested, while the opposite companion to it is all about pink, #ff00ff pink
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our star jasmine and ?? are poppin 🤩🤗, entire patio smells amazing between gusts of wind
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Jodorowsky’s Shrek
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Bolsonaro is Secretary Gino Molinari from PKD’s “Now Wait For Last Year” but no one can be told what negotiation he’s stalling
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yarp
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does anyone have the inner curve of a green S that is out, out, in, out? i can’t find mine 😦
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Andrew Jackson Democratic Club SF
A new club for San Franciscans fed up with high crime, high taxes, big government, and elitism who can’t even be cool for long enough to be in the “RFK” United Democratic Club SF.
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(people who write it as A’s hiring A’s and B’s hiring C’s are committed to grocer’s apostrophe’s thought’s, and thus Cs in their own ideology, pretty embarrassing imo)
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[holding a finger to an acoustic tube earpiece surveillance headset in my working ear] the judges are telling me he was committed to wage suppression ideology with Apple Inc., Google Inc., Intel Corp. and Adobe Systems Inc., Intuit Inc., Pixar Animation Studios, and Lucasfilm
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if steve jobs was committed to his carpenter making a chest of drawers bit he would have finished the alphabet in his A players hire A players and B players hire C players with C players hiring D players and so on, but most people’s ideology is incoherent so, quelle surprise
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audio POV ophelia floating in a river singing “What, Me Worry?”
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tinnitus-haver status: hating it! gonna lavage myself in a day or two!
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the key and peele “obama’s angry translator” bit was such an own in hindsight
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if anyone else is watch This Old House from S1E1 like i am, this Louisiana Fairytale is the good shit you are looking for https://t.co/VVZUiP0cqL
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if anyone else is watching This Old House from S1E1 like i am, this is the good shit you are looking for https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/P2edDoymZfbsDe6aSpf2Y591WWmDJ_jszPupRvhMVls/http/cjam.lassecollin.se/songs2/louisianafairytale120208.gif
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Edit Away message
Enter label: I-Teaming
Enter new Away message: Focusing on harnessing digital innovation
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AIM Away message
Enter Label “I-Teaming”
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Please read:
A personal appeal from
Encyclopedia Galactica founder Harry Seldon
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hey hey my wrist is unfucked enough that I can play guitar for a little bit at a time!
back on that wes montgomery arrangement that has too much going on for me to remember, with the wrong kinda guitar: classical edition https://vimeo.com/568191909/b7ac33ce13
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putanesca 🍝
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there are two cia officers doing a internet atheism about socialism well into overtime for a pair of gs-10s at this point in my “dsa sf” saved search. knock it off, you two! (yeah i’m private but that doesn’t matter)
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we skip downtown train though, don’t we, folks? ruin’t by a Rod. next.
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expired cold medicine, yeesh
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everloving wife and kid are out of town for a few days; took expired medicine, put tom waits rain dogs, gonna make dinner with green peppers in it, maybe a putanesca tomorrow, lotta yuck to get through, idk if I can pull it off
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pretty dangerous for bernie to keep sayin that everything is so bad in the USA in spite of the fact that it is the richest country on earth because eventually it won’t be anymore and then what?
(edited to be about “the USA” instead of “here” and “it is” instead of “we are”)
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groups 105, 108, 109, 121 required to report tomorrow. please continue to not rank 106 on your ballots, polls are still open all week, your vote matters, stay in line!
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came up with “ladder storage” in discord as a term for boomer retirement homes that nobody wants to buy because we live in a society, even though money is effectively free, feels like a keeper
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hell yeah, group 106 members walk down the line past all the other groups who competed (101—124), shaking hands with each awkwardly and mumbling “good game”
rematch tomorrow at 4:30 folks
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Welcome to SchoolBus
This is SchoolBus
Welcome
This is SchoolBus
Welcome to SchoolBus
You can do anything at SchoolBus
Anything at all
The only limit is yourself
Welcome to SchoolBus
Welcome to SchoolBus
This is SchoolBus
Welcome to SchoolBus
This is SchoolBus, Welcome
Yes, th–
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men want only one thing for father’s day and it’s an F logo B on a VIBRAMATE®
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hero medal awarded for three hours of valorous solo entertaining the 2 year old this morning before getting out the tablet for shows “for a little bit (TBD)”
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i should be able to publish “gimme all my dang paperwork” on, heck, let’s say, dns, and get all of my tax and finance statemenets, or medical records, or any other transcripts, delivered
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it is “hot as frisco” today
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if you get every spot on your libertarian bingo card at the same time in one image it’s called “an enlightenment” and the bingo cage gets bigger and bigger like a bradburyan menace and they make you climb in and they tumble you into a bingo ball, then it shrinks back down again
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all the toy cars of the rainbow focused through a giant front loader windshield to a single blindingly brilliant and unified perfect form: a toy taco truck
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first
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does anyone know how they feel bout the socratic method? I see one hand, how about you. you hate it? noooooo, not quite
consider it an Eldritch Horror? clooooossseee
[deafening white noise, total darkness, and infinite perspective]
noooooo, worse than thaaaaaat, anyone else?
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bawlmer special: fried old bay
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the thyme is flowering 🤗
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most evening outdoor dining in san francisco has been too cold and windy to enjoy, but people seem to employ a magical thinking climate strategy generally, so why not let them have this one too?
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[after using CIA telepathy to deprogram all of the reactionaries in my zip code from being able to sign petitions] “Wow, what a tough day in the office, I could really go for some shrimp scampi and some smooth music.“ https://youtu.be/A1ZDwDZqPXk
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when bernie sanders talks about the 1% having an outsized control of the economy, he is talking about the people who bought (??) and read comic books when they were kids
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“The Slimline is now available mounted in an attractive cork board that is also a telephone book holder. And these are your three wall plate plate options. Use any equipment other than ours and we will sue you, asshole. We’re the phone company."
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black/none, chrome/none, white/white over pink: off the todo list from forever ago
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the boss mentality that everyone on here should use “real name” display names and handles, and a headshot photo, is completely untethered from reality
i can barely post without couching everything in some hokey gimmick, and you want my ID? pound sand
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[VH-1 Pop Up Video bubble] Activists like to make a big stink about the how many toilets there are in Jeff Bezos’s Washington, DC home: 25.
[beat]
[VH-1 Pop Up V bubble] London Breed had the toilets removed from her San Francisco home.
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just learned about butter bells for the first time, kinda mad about that
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it’s obvious to everyone else from the lore that curious george wrote all these curious george stories, isn’t it?
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https://teslamotorsclub.com/2021/06/09/boring-company-opens-vegas-loop/ is the tesla motors club a three-piece patch organization?
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been craving @LedoPizza@twitter.com lately and there is nothing like it here. apparently they use provolone? whatever they use, i’m not gonna be back east until 2022 probably so here we are. was excellent!
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flour tortilla, leftover sicilian sauce, deli sliced provolone (no mozzarella), hand cut pep, pecorino. build in cast iron on a bit of olive oil, broil.
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posting cane on main
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This Old House (1979) - Season 1
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set off the building fire alarm again browning short ribs for a ragu, they came out and painted a second fire truck on the building by our house number 🚒🚒
when you get to a third they let you axe down any door of your choosing with one of their axes, if you want
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thomasina collinsina 🤌🏼
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not tryna dox anybody but lol when a very normal, boring house in Frisco sells for such stupid money, even relative to the bay area, that I bother to go look up who the deed went to (normally? a bank), but no, this one went to a STREET NAME & SO AND SO REVOKABLE TRUST
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blind homerism is thinking the global pandemic was designed in the local US Army base that definitely did animal testing and had “like twenty stories underground” back before stranger things season whatever (Fort Detrick, MD, for me) and not that it’s true of all of them
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posting on the internal y combinator forum my final solution to the riddle of the y that ate the combine, and a partial solve of the more confounding riddle of why 7 8 9, the greatest thread in the forums, etc
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the crabs in this bucket of crabs keeps pinching me when i try to play with the crabs and i blocked a bunch of the pinchers and muted some of the crabs they were climbing on and it doesn’t help, the infomercial without-the-product clip, the website
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(the other day) 11 years here and every time i get to see the fog do this i’m all “holy moly, can you beleive it?”
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please, sir flip, please i would like to have the hamster cage stairs, i love to squeegee, and i dislike structural support, please install the “fuck me up clear pepsi railings” thank you
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a cool lemon sized bruise has pooled on my arm near the wrist I sprained and it’s taking forever to heal so I showed it to an NP who suggested I try an ace bandage, and, it turns out, the thousands of athletes I’ve seen wearing these things my entire life are on to something
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phew, finished this album cover puzzle. kinda wierd to have soooo mamy extra pieces and empty space around the inside but i don’t do puzzles very often so this might just be how they all are now
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raiders of the lost ark staff gimmick except it turns out the cheap chandelier crystal we knocked off too many times and now have in the window over the door hits my dinner plate every evening now that the sun stays up longer (italian american red sauce w/ hit sausage)
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doing this nonsense / so that i can do that nonsense
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goofin’ off
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upon review of the planned moves to be done this morning, none call for a yoga mat, which of you think about it, makes the whole thing funnier, to me
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dudes love to attemp tuck jumps on a yoga matt (???) which then slips out from under them like a cartoon banana peel after which the dudes fall on any old arm which they recently happened to dislocate from their torso, adding a wrist sprain to the casualty accumulator
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the mythical “hot ashes only” can, 1/64 scale, coffee cup for reference
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the old erlenmeyer i used to use to make yeast starters on a stir plate back when i brewed beer, which we keep out as a vase, never looks more stock photo-ish than when we use it to fertilize the plants, er, uh, prepare miracle solution
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it’s maybe a petty adbusters nonsense thing but I love the MDs posting about how there are 0 COVID-19 patients at “SF General Hospital”
“Welcome to our HOSPITAL, notice there is no Z in it”
previously: nat’l airport, “the caps center” etc for your locale
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if you log into citizen app you have to wear your underwear on the outside, optionally a cape and goggles
ring havers you do too
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eat shit cryptohavers!
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d’aww
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APB (Average Podcaster Band)
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SIRIUS POMONIUS
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“OK!”
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hate reads violate the N.A.P.
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use a time machine to visit Dresden where I will build a cell tower, give everyone a nokia phone, explain what the green button does (in German!), fly back to the U.S., and then phone bank them all to say “Hey! Get out of Dresden!” (in German!) the day before the allied bombing
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fourteenth wedding anniversary, twenty-fifth year together uwu
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every morning I convert scrambled eggs to muscle by doing one thing and every evening I convert IPAs to belly doing another thing, in dialectical terms, this is what we call “a contradiction”, sniff
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there is a specific plot of children’s books that is all about how the parent will be there for the kid over the next forty years of their life and then die and i could absolutely do without it
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gai pad krapow
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one cut flower (long stem) got enough water, the other (short stem) did not, same size vase.
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one misspelling in every post, that’s the gravely garuntee
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in which Roland Barthes has bad opinions about The Brittish Bake Off’s Showstopper round, what a low down bummer
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incredible duck-rabbit phrasing here
who is “someone”
who is “they”
whose “hard-earned” money?
if every example use is a return to capital, how are any “stimulus”
🐍🐀
https://twitter.com/search?q=sayrhino&src=typed_query
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tfw the invisible hand isn’t simply your own hand, made invisible to others (simpletons, rubes, the undeserving, etc) by your innate confidence and cunning, like it was in every previous situation
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phrasemongering is such a cool word though though
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which way western man?
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lemon-line emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity
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ah, people sure do seem to be talking about things lately
luckily, being a thinker, i can simply wade into this discussion with a dictionary, my rationality, and a few handy first principles
other people’s priors and theories are simply bias, ideology, things of that nature
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finished left wing communism https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1920/lwc/ over the weekend, lotta fourth wall stuff outta Lenin in this one, by which I mean he could have added “and that goes for you, in the present, now, too. jerk.” to a few bits
I give it four stars, it could have been shorter!
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after leaving bread in the toaster oven way too long, “wow, this toast is figuratively 𝘵𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵”
anyway, 𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢
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it’s been such a long time since i’ve been on this side of these doors, p nice
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fuck it, imagining a new laptop with an asymmetric-depth wooden hoop webcam lens frame, and a shiplap barn door webcam cover on iron rails, and little barn lights mounted on either side of the webcam, and the entire thing is dipped in flat paint the color of cigarette ashes
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tfw the noodle is uncut
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renamed the home gym to be more online
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DC state name should be more like a space opera generation ship destination planet like “Representation” or “Finally”
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idk why basecamp doesn’t just adopt robert’s rules of order
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“Monkey King”, an abridged translation of Wu Cheng’en’s “Journey to the West” was super fun even with most of the buddhist vs taoist stuff going completely over my head
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Pop! Pop!Pop!Pop! Prrrop!
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corn salad, seared scallops
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increasingly looking like if I want to get out from under renting in the the west bay, at the square footage and, in a neighborhood, and with the 𝑎𝑒𝑠𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐, etc, that we prefer, it’s TIC or bust
fuck
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dang, big rip to @dakami@twitter.com, F
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https://youtu.be/SB3mI6lMpuw?t=161 hell yeah @2@twitter.com:41 -> I mean it’s in the name of the track but I hadn’t heard the original sample before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWK3uE5faws
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my account that exists to make fun of people sure has a lot of other people making fun of them, how did this happen
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extremely owns to quietly read a doc “at work” while the two year old upstairs has a complete meltdown over being denied “watchshow watchshow watchshow watchshow watchshow”
WFH is a horror movie
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if new yorkers elect yang and mayor they have to call him “tha yangor” 🤷🏼♂️
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the fraternal order of posters
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still can’t get over the guy’s name being “chauvin” reality out-writing pynchon
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o/ to whoever broke http://suck.com
in solidarity with that
website’s ongoing crap legacy
re: people who still use 20
year old terry colon http://suck.com
avatars (please pretend every
third word in this was a hyperlink)
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makin’ pasta alla zozzona https://youtu.be/iKkHi8ohHXI
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if you like the word “performative”, please allow me to turn you onto “always-already”
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the palace of fine farts send
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got the stick in the same arm as the shoulder i dislocated so now i can’t tell if it hurts but i can kinda tell? also it is starting to fade out like marty’s brother and sister in the polaroid before his parents kissed at the under the sea dance, probably fine
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voting for a representative who will make tough, a.k.a., wrong decisions, just like i would, but, and here’s the twist, they are wrong decisions that even i would get right, so, even i will hate them. but i trust the process, so, on principle, i will enjoy hating them, somehow
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the online from required the usual details plus my ssn and my insurance info
another worker walked the line and 1) filled out and gave me my arm preference and medical diagnostic yes/no questionnaire form 2) gave me my blank vaccine card and 3) gave me an vaccine literature
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a worker walked the line to confirm zip codes. fella in front of me learned he wasn’t eligible and left
to the rest of us, the worker gave paper slips w/ unique short urls to use to register while in line, from our phones
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frisco southeast health center walk in trip report: arrived this (friday) morning at 8:00, found the no appointment line at 8:05, stuck w/ moderna at 8:42, in the car home at 9:00
brent-rambo.gif
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TO
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unfortunate for the WSJ Opinion Board to weigh in on this so late but now that we have a ruling, it looks like big business CEOs, and thus all PMCs, are workers after all, and I hope we can all welcome them in the struggle
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“make a mixer truck! truck! truck!“
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“The Three Cats“ Memorial Chandelier Crystal Power Hour https://t.co/XH08S1blYS
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our heliotrope says, “helio“
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🎼🎶 # “The Low Spark of Playground Slides“
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The Thousand Autumns of Louis DeJoy
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the son of the GOAT
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sniff
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Susan Palwick - All Worlds are Real ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/48673589-all-worlds-are-real), fun.
I probably wouldn’t have picked it up if i’d known to expect the humanist christian stuff and that would have been a mistake.
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sicilian pizza, used some really old 00 flour we had because we are out of bread flour and it, and/or my dough technique, did not work out. but, za is za
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fifteen years ago i tried indoor roller hockey after not being on blades since high school and immediately (5 minutes into practice) dislocated my knee. this is not nearly as bad. just as dumb tho!
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slipped getting in the shower and dislocated my left shoulder catching myself, stood up and popped it right back in
adventure!
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de gustibus non est postum
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tmnt vacation status update: half of us have norovirus
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Monday: Sarah Pinsker , Sooner or Later Everything Falls Into the Sea, ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/40032435-sooner-or-later-everything-falls-into-the-sea). Two pages into the first story I remembered I’d read it before ( https://escapepod.org/2015/06/27/ep497-a-stretch-of-highway-two-lanes-wide/) and got stoked because it and every other story here (which I had not read) is excellent.
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Sunday: Nevil Shute, On The Beach ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/38180.On_the_Beach?from_search=true&from_srp=true&qid=8GoAXQibBz&rank=1) romantic fatalism? Not my thing! It was nice to remember Ballard’s The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race in place of the races. I guess. Too dudes-rock for me.
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did not bring enough books on vacation, have been stationed the sofa in front of a fireplace since we got here
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half way home, somewhere along 80, hopefully at a taco bell, once the inside of my skull is lubricated again by glorious 50% humidity
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life at 4% humidity tho, no thank you
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mountains are very pretty
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The Oracle at Delphi: “Hey, jeeze are we glad you’re here! A few days ago someone who looks just like you asked us the dumbest question we’ve ever heard, and made an amazingly poor offering. Just dogshit. You should really go find them and get them to knock it off.”
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got really bummed out this week and quit a few more social networks but not this one, or my job, because I’m an idiot
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gas cooking elimination activism is a cia op run by the masterminds behind plastic recycling and PETA, they have really gross challenge coins and everything
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#ff @SecBlinken@twitter.com @amazonnews@twitter.com
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was gonna go spray paint “stop emailing me” on gavin newsom’s garage doors, but it looks like the democrats are using berkeley unix over at https://newsomlive.bsd.net/page/unsubscribe/ and I don’t want to scold a fellow open source software (socialist software) activist
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Gen M and the Zillennials
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just finished @vinncent@twitter.com’s The Jakarta Method ( https://jacobinmag.com/2020/05/anti-communist-massacres-indonesia-brazil-communism). Oof.
What should I pick up next to learn more about Che?
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Realtors posting their Gs*†‡
- “Guernica”s
† in virtual staging
‡ mirrored
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Vinny Gambini: utes!
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the GOAT
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“Nothing seems to stir behind those placid tsarry eyes.” 😬 😬 😬
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anybody wanna come over for dinner? pause, sike, just kidding, lol
😂
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reading hundreds of pages a day, brought to you by Dry March
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kid took a long nap, finished the last two thirds of this thing, kinda infuriatingly preposterous, there’s no way it’s about things that actually exist, and yet
also, wtb How_To_Watch_Seinfeld
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never caught one of the bad assess unfurling before
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which is a book length expansion of https://jacobinmag.com/2015/08/bernie-sanders-black-lives-matter-civil-rights-movement
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the kid has the attention span to watch movies now, so i got to pick Toward Freedom of the to-read pile last night and finish it this morning, good stuff
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“In addition to being a historian of African American and 20th Century US History, Dr. Reed is a shred guitar enthusiast.” \m/.
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trying to learn some of the licks from the Dan’s “Chain Lightning”, and wait a minute, this is the “Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo” guy? OK, right on.
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finishing pedagogy of the oppressed today, great stuff, but what the heck is with philosophers (freire quotes marx on this too) pulling out the old “this (their point) is what separates us from the animals” all the time? like, probably, but how do you know, butthead?
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shades of roux
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for the last god dammed time, they aren’t cavalier interior parts, we are both chevrolets and the parts are chevrolet parts, what is it with people getting this wrong!?! you know what!??
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“Those old binaural things?” he asked.
“No, Thanks. I use a mono-spike. Its really got that [audiophile tk-421 nonsense]”, he said.
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lol
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the i yeah
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if I was worried about supply chain attacks I would simply get high on my own supply
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this mf said “ribato”
i’m about a month into trying to read this tune every day and i’ve got the first half ish, woof
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fdr is to tragedy as madison cawthorn is to farce
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democrats leaking the plot the fourth matrix movie 🎥 isn’t something i could have predicted but i’m glad bernie is already out reminding the left that we already ignore the second and third matrix movies so we can still enjoy the first one ☺️
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Okayadon’t mind if I do (I’ve never made or had this before)
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michelle tandler is the kind of name you pick on the character select screen in a NES game that couldn’t get a deal or didn’t want to pay the San Francisco franchise fees, only because you liked pizza slow, even though pizza slow was from a different, direct-to-vhs thing
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can be damn sure i’m unfollowing all these doctors once this is all over
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the two kinds of diaper filling energies my kid has:
A) Wilsonesque top-of-head-visible, standing behind the sofa playing with toys quietly
B) standing on his trampoline holding the support bar and telling everyone else in the room to close their eyes
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immediately rejected laying in bed headache thoughts, so please pretend I’m posting this on substack:
Graeber style book Scams -> “War on Scams” -> “send in the troops” on usury lenders, private owners, insurers, etc -> quadruple wages for workers -> UBI to ex-financiers
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discourse synthesis today seems to be that n**ra t*nden interrupting people when she posts is not OK
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accidentallied a breve bottle yesterday, noticed before i gave it to the child, thought i’d be smart slapping a squeeze top on it, not strong enough to squeeze a baby bottle, feel dumb again
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there are three cups! (makin’ San Bei Ji)
PS i’m gonna rinse this jasmine
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rest in piss rush!
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she tried a few times to work out getting stuff to humans but it was a nonstarter on account of the complications
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when i worked at a (non-union shop) grocery store (onion style headshot of me at 19 wearing a red apron captioned “assistant dairy manager”) my supervisor was able to buy the stale bread and spoiled produce for pennies on the dollar because she had a few pigs on the farm at home
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now that it isn’t in constant sun, or rosemary is actually flowering, something that i didn’t realize rosemary even did, really
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drew curtis’s fark enlightenment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-KuE2sp29U (fun performance!)
I’m sitting here playing the intro and fun run of augmented chords up and down a half-whole scale and the descending 13ths from the intro to Missile Blues over and over again (0:15 through 0:20) instead of learning any of the song
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duct taping the end of a kite string to the two year old like my buddy used to do to “walk” his box turtle and rehearsing saying “i know how to get to the playground alone thank you” with him until he gets it through without messing up once, then opening the garage door
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we’ve been denied this rhythm for a sitting p for twenty years
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♩ ♩ ♩ ♫ ♩ ♫ ♩
springtime for biden in washington
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third way implies the existence of a first way
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Cool.
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my favorite two gimmicks from Steve Conrad’s shows ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4687882/ and https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8912384/) is that he has his characters call each other by first name a lot, and a lot of responses are just “Cool.” So if I say “Cool.” that’s what I’m doing.
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just put a sofa out for DPW that was destroyed by our three cats, that nobody on craigslist wanted for the low price of free, and that every pet and everyone in my family except for me has peed on, and it somehow still feels wrong to me to leave it out because it’s raining out
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bath bombs for old Junior, not my idea
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crypto-produce still has to adhere to normativity re: roots and stems on account of the velcro, but the potty can go next to the sofa because squeezing behind the sofa is where the kid does his business after a “close eyes” order, for privacy
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wrap it up salmonailures
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the revolutionary back story of the thomas and friends universe
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https://youtu.be/z1TiYPqsDqY horn vamps instead of solos, great call
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lomo saltado, difficulty multipliers: electric stove, toddler
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lil’ spikey coronavirus aerosol cloud bursts out of a seven year old kid at about four meters per second to a very cute, minuscule “achoo!”, stretching, yawning, looking left, then right. posters? those little desks—fuck is this? school!? i hate school!! [dies, infecting no one]
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we need a military to think tank nonsense-rank chart so’s when we see them quoted places we can know to aim for the officers
intern
intern scholar
associate
specialist (they keep this one?)
resident fellow
fellow
fellow chair
resident fellow chair
scholar
advisor
executive
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the CBT i’m taking on privilege uses ‘lefties’ as an example of a subordinate group without further clarification under illustrations of scissors, hand writing, and a can opener which my eyes skipped over (sorry illustrators!) and I had to double back on ‘em lmao
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒏 𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒐 𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒍𝒆
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spinach and arugula manicotti
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Cool.
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tfw no noodle
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everloving wife requested a clean face, now she’s talking about divorcing waluigi, a guy can’t win
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to one of the more the annoying parts of Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song), by Billy Joel
sazerac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac
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didn’t read the bill, I assume DC statehood will be a rolling process block-by-block starting with the northwestern most northwest blocks immediately getting statehood and the southeastern most southeast blocks joining that state in 2025?
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Master Po: “Do you mute the word ‘opinion’?”
Young Kwai Chang Caine: “No."
Master Po: “Do you mute the word ‘sfchronicle’?"
Young Kwai Chang Caine: "Old man, how is that you mute these words?”
Master Po: “Young man, how is it that you do not?”
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i’m trying this one next cause it is so dammed pretty and i need to get good at all the fun diminished and augmented stuff in it, yike https://youtu.be/Sxg-oMz8rI4
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is it bad luck to free a monstera leaf that has grown through a hole in one of its elders?
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https://vimeo.com/503967242 got a Wes Montgomery book just before the holidays and started with “West Coast Blues”, super fun*!
(*i’m not quite coordinated enough to play this at tempo and it sounds like hell on extra-light electric strings, so off we go on the acoustic)
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our daphne odora is blooming. it smells real nice but you gotta get right up in it to tell
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there’s a red house over yonder
that’s where my baby plays
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that’s right.gif
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libs are gonna be intolerable for like three hours. then? back to explaining to everyone why a better world isn’t possible, on account of the complications
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“YMCA by the Village people then blared from the speakers as the first family boarded Air Force One. Wheels up was at 9am.”
I love a good wedding reception.
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@french_mustard@twitter.com guess i’ll just keep seeing these damned honeybears everywhere and not thinking “well at least we struck back” even
VOTE
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an adbusters style take consisting of a single illustrated @french_mustard@twitter.com bottle that doesn’t wear a disguise or boss you around confined to a single installation like the waldo you can see from the SFMOMA that somehow doesn’t violate poe’s law is probably impossible isn’t it
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weirdo, rando, and friendo are all based on the same root word
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also, 20 years ago when i had mcjob, one didn’t simply flip burgers, the clamshell grill mechanized that work already, just put them on and take them off, flips were mistakes and inefficient
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real gamers know that “unskilled” intentionally obscures skill ceilings and floors to tilt the dps. pretending like all work has the same skill floor is not gonna win any arguments, the point is you’re on the same team and the jerk who invented “unskilled” is on the enemy team
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mu in my back yard
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the minimum wage should be so high, and so free of phoney exceptions, and so well enforced, that worker demands for a minimum antiwage (payment for not working) hits equilibrium and becomes the demand (incoherent, i just liked the idea of antiwage)
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quick, eat yer winter leftovers outta the freezer, or save it for next year
rigatoni boscaiola
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found this old thing
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mods are asleep post smooth mcqueen
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every picture of 70s and 80s offices with open staircases to a mezzanine above (not even necessarily escalators), i’m like “oh that’s The Mezzanine”
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the following day I got mail from the “neighborhood” anxiety list thing that it joins you do, which was a “hey this guy tried to break into our place, does anyone recognize him?” creep shot of someone and learned I had to unsubscribe from that mess separately
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our new apartment place has a ring camera and motion light, so I got the landlord to transfer it to me, I installed the iOS app and put it on my wifi, then I turned off every single feature (even the light), pointed it at the wall, and changed my wifi password
namaste
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wearing houndstooth shirts that moire in video chats is the new old scrolling Mac OS 4 pixel checkerboard tile on higher resolution displays dumb side distraction during this difficult time
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[cacio e pepe hand gesture, somewhat rude but one of my great-great-great-grandfathers was from northern italy so i am allowed to perform it]
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ban evasion amateurs going up against every tech trust and safety team with their artificial governor screws backed all the way out is funny every time i’m sorry this is just outside of analysis
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toy story - woody falling - best - FINAL-DO-NOT-EDIT.bmp
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organizing people who are just working for the money? kinda sus imo
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anyone else who uses discord in a browser find that the keyboard shortcut for option left and right arrow suddenly bound yesterday?? this is in direct violation of both the geneva convention and my first amendment rights!!!??? they can’t DO that! brb gonna go soap-letter my car
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pagliacci is breaking the internet
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what was the old ‘90s early-web pre-lawsuit tab website that had everything without any bs on it called? i wanna say it was something like nambla but obliviously that want it?
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hell yeah this radiohead lead sheet book is by release order and not alpha by title like the damned complete beatles one i like
younger me: i don’t believe in that crap, figure it out yourself it isn’t even hard, loser
older me: fool, there is no time, use shortcuts
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if I had to manually block every LARPer communist who quote tweeted (a filthy habit) a post of mine calling foul on some folks I believe are besmirching the noble history of worker unions, I’d probably find a co-op, or a firm that employed union workers to do that blocking for me
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https://youtu.be/ciwDKyHISlQ marc ribot is so rad
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tonkatsu!!
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def my second fav thing about s&b golden curry (first being how convenient it is!) is downscaling it every time to a cowardly four servings
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_/_/e’ve been impressed by your posts. So impressed, in fact, that we’d like to invite you to join our editorial board,” they said.
I immediately tongued my false tooth askew and bit down on it, releasing the cyanide.
THE END
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one last spaghett 💪 🍝
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is it wierd that no grocery stores in sf stock bangers? 40 different other kinds of sausage but rarely the bangers? what don’t i know?
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jimmie!
