Tumblr posts from 2013

1. 

   December 30th, 2013 9:27pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 31, 2013 - 5:27 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/30/post-71719041214/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/30/post-71719041214/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. December 29th, 2013 12:34pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 29, 2013 - 8:34 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/29/post-71550591731/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/29/post-71550591731/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. 

   December 28th, 2013 4:40pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 29, 2013 - 12:40 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/28/post-71464754571/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/28/post-71464754571/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Luckyshirt:

   laughingsquid:

   A Hilarious Parody Infomercial for ‘For-Profit Online University’ by Adult Swim

   This is supposed to be a joke.

   But take it from the idiot who teaches at a college and has been working there since the nineties…

   This is far closer to the actual future of academia than you think.

   And I welcome it.

   Don’t ever get me started.

   December 27th, 2013 1:42pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 27, 2013 - 9:42 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/27/luckyshirt-laughingsquid-a-hilarious-parody/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/27/luckyshirt-laughingsquid-a-hilarious-parody/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. 

   Huh, there’s a Christmas tree in my Die Hard. on Flickr.

   December 24th, 2013 8:49pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 25, 2013 - 4:49 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/24/huh-theres-a-christmas-tree-in-my-die-hard-on/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/24/huh-theres-a-christmas-tree-in-my-die-hard-on/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. New favourite joke:

   Karlimeaghan:

   A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

   December 19th, 2013 6:31pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 20, 2013 - 2:31 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/19/new-favourite-joke/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/19/new-favourite-joke/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. December 19th, 2013 10:59am

   Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 19, 2013 - 6:59 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/19/post-70506944521/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/19/post-70506944521/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. 

   The cognitive dissonance of “turned” and “drag” is a cool thing about language.

   December 11th, 2013 9:15am

   Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 11, 2013 - 5:15 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/11/the-cognitive-dissonance-of-turned-and-drag-is/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/11/the-cognitive-dissonance-of-turned-and-drag-is/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. 

   Runwiththegoldenwolf:

   http://goldenwolf.tv/project/7-days-of-funk

   December 10th, 2013 7:54pm

   Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 11, 2013 - 3:54 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/10/runwiththegoldenwolf/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/10/runwiththegoldenwolf/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. 

    December 9th, 2013 8:26am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 09, 2013 - 4:26 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/09/post-69492681190/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/09/post-69492681190/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

11. The tale was being told in the barn area this morning of the guy who had been coming to the Kentucky derby for twenty years. Never once in that time does he bring his everloving wife with him. And finally his old lady insists that she accompany him. This is slightly more than somewhat embarrassing to the guy because his everloving might interfere with his drinking. But he orders a mint julep anyway. “Let me taste that,” she says, reaching for the glass with the grass in it.

    “Ugh,” she says, making a face. “That is horrible.”

    “You said it,” he says bitterly. “And all these years you have been thinking that I have been having fun.”

    — http://therail.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/30/to-the-swift-arthur-daley-on-churchill-downs/

    To the Swift: Arthur Daley on Churchill DownsA column by the Pulitzer Prize-winning Arthur Daley, which appeared in The New York Times on May 8, 1955.The Rail

    December 7th, 2013 10:28pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 08, 2013 - 6:28 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/07/the-tale-was-being-told-in-the-barn-area-this/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/07/the-tale-was-being-told-in-the-barn-area-this/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

12. 

    Nevver:

    Let’s dance.

    December 7th, 2013 9:42pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 08, 2013 - 5:42 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/07/nevver-lets-dance/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/07/nevver-lets-dance/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

13. 

    Goodbyekellybelly:

    teayogaanddemons:

    emilyonthewall:

    bead-bead:

    upallnightogetloki:

    jynxwrites:

    cleolinda:

    kdhart:

    leahclifford:

    zapapplejammer:

    allonsyevans:

    beautyofsorrow:

    this-i-swearbythestars:

    sassypiratehooker:

    everkings:

    ludditeheart:

    britishmiraclediet:

    bakingwithsatan:

    ibeggedformercytwice:

    ifitsbritishimprobablyafan:

    plushmistress:

    OMG THIS.

    Dedicating this post to the word “plethora.”

    Chasm… I”ll never live that down…

    Most of the words within my vocabulary.

    prologue, epilogue, I salute you

    Debut AND autonomous 😄

    Epitome. 

    Genre. 

    Colonel….

    “asylum” was mine

    cacophony. i still maintain that i was right.

    chaos

    Coercion

    Island (in my defense, it was first grade)

    niche. Cherokee.

    Segue. Also, half my vocabulary in general.

    faux. *flush*

    ‘Invalid’ in reference to a person. I used to pronounce it like 'invalid’ as in 'not valid’.

    Also clandestine (Thanks, Loki, for reminding me last night)

    There are a lot more but I forgot

    Detritus.  (I said “dee-tree-us.”)

    Compromise (CAN-promise!)

    Funny how most of these words are from french.

    40% of the English language is from French

    December 7th, 2013 9:42pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 08, 2013 - 5:42 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/07/goodbyekellybelly-teayogaanddemons/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/07/goodbyekellybelly-teayogaanddemons/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

14. How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you?

    — Ray Bradbury (via cavum)

    December 7th, 2013 9:40pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 08, 2013 - 5:40 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/07/how-do-you-get-so-empty-who-takes-it-out-of/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/07/how-do-you-get-so-empty-who-takes-it-out-of/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

15. 

    Hobolunchbox:

    Always Be Cobbling.

    December 7th, 2013 9:40pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 08, 2013 - 5:40 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/07/hobolunchbox-always-be-cobbling/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/07/hobolunchbox-always-be-cobbling/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

16. 

    Thetenssf:

    Joseph Breast-Feeding the Baby Jesus. Santa Clauses.

    December 7th, 2013 9:39pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 08, 2013 - 5:39 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/07/thetenssf-joseph-breast-feeding-the-baby-jesus/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/07/thetenssf-joseph-breast-feeding-the-baby-jesus/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

17. The evasion of disputes is a defining tactic of smarm. Smarm, whether political or literary, insists that the audience accept the priors it has been given. Debate begins where the important parts of the debate have ended.

    — On Smarm (via merlin)

    December 5th, 2013 6:03pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon December 06, 2013 - 2:03 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/12/05/the-evasion-of-disputes-is-a-defining-tactic-of/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/12/05/the-evasion-of-disputes-is-a-defining-tactic-of/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

18. 

    Happy Thanksgiving from Park Hill. on Flickr.

    November 28th, 2013 5:07pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 29, 2013 - 1:07 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/28/happy-thanksgiving-from-park-hill-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/28/happy-thanksgiving-from-park-hill-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

19. 

    Is that an Alan Parsons Project CD? Yeah, don’t ask. on Flickr.

    November 27th, 2013 7:48pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 28, 2013 - 3:48 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/27/is-that-an-alan-parsons-project-cd-yeah-dont/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/27/is-that-an-alan-parsons-project-cd-yeah-dont/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

20. The Postmodernist

    November 27th, 2013 5:21pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 28, 2013 - 1:21 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/27/the-postmodernist/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/27/the-postmodernist/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

21. What’s your threat model?

    November 23rd, 2013 8:47am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 23, 2013 - 4:47 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/23/whats-your-threat-model/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/23/whats-your-threat-model/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

22. 

    November 22nd, 2013 6:04pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 23, 2013 - 2:04 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/22/post-67805741917/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/22/post-67805741917/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

23. David Bowie’s Love is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy)

    Jkottke:

    James Murphy (LCD Soundsystem) remixed David Bowie’s Love is Lost in the style of minimal music composer Steve Reich. Here’s the video for it by Barnaby Roper:

    The video is NSFW, although most of the NS-ness is of the watching scrambled Cinemax on your uncle’s cable in 1985 variety (aka datamoshing).

    November 21st, 2013 6:44pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 22, 2013 - 2:44 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/21/david-bowies-love-is-lost-hello-steve-reich-mix/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/21/david-bowies-love-is-lost-hello-steve-reich-mix/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

24. 

    What’s with the shoes? I don’t know they’ve been there for years. on Flickr.

    November 18th, 2013 6:31pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 19, 2013 - 2:31 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/18/whats-with-the-shoes-i-dont-know-theyve-been/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/18/whats-with-the-shoes-i-dont-know-theyve-been/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

25. How to get help from a project’s #channel in IRC

    Read project release notes

    Read project bugs

    Find a decent client

    Settle on a nick or your real name, whatever

    Disable logging

    Consider using a terminal that isn’t going to flood channels with join and part messages

    Join the channel

    If asked, introduce yourself

    Idle for a few weeks

    Contribute help

    If your homework assignment is still due and you can’t figure it out,

    November 17th, 2013 9:58am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 17, 2013 - 5:58 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/17/how-to-get-help-from-a-projects-channel-in-irc/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/17/how-to-get-help-from-a-projects-channel-in-irc/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

26. The Vitalist

    Seinfelt:

    Jerry’s performance as a comedian is greatly diminished as a result of his humors being out of balance.

    Kramer, suffering excesses of his yellow and black biles, takes out his aggressions on an unruly child.

    George finds it impossible to decrease the intensity of his animal magnetism, despite a dedicated effort.

    Elaine, suffering a strange and intense imbalance of qi, attempts to manipulate the energy flows in her life by violently rearranging the people around her.

    Vitalism is so charming.

    Also, I tried drafting a Seinfelt plot synopses spun on the core of Queneau’s Exercises in Style–Elaine is on the bus, sees George and Jerry get on, George is being George, Jerry goes and sits down, later Elaine sees Jerry talking to Kramer–after the second or third of this series and, welp, not easy!

    November 14th, 2013 7:38pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 15, 2013 - 3:38 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/14/the-vitalist/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/14/the-vitalist/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

27. The First BOFH

    November 14th, 2013 9:06am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 14, 2013 - 5:06 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/14/the-first-bofh/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/14/the-first-bofh/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

28. Interview: Hacker OPSEC with The Grugq

    November 13th, 2013 6:40pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 14, 2013 - 2:40 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/13/interview-hacker-opsec-with-the-grugq/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/13/interview-hacker-opsec-with-the-grugq/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

29. Exercises in Seinfelt

    Elaine is taking the bus back across town, again, with arm-loads of Peterman’s dry cleaning. At every stop, she tries to get off, saying “excuse me” from behind all the pressed suits but none of the other passengers can hear her, and, trying not to wrinkle Peterman’s suits, Elaine resigns herself to a spot at the back of the bus until later in the morning when the morning commute rush has died down. She’s crossed town four times so far.

    In front of Tom’s Restaurant, George and Jerry get onto Elaine’s bus. George hates public transit and is unwilling to touch anything or anyone but Jerry, who he keeps jostling in clumsy attempts to avoid contacting any other bus passenger, bus seat, or bus rail.

    “Germs Jerry! Germs!”

    At the next stop, Jerry, increasingly annoyed with George, spots an empty seat and takes it.

    Elaine makes no attempt to get their attention because it’s more fun to watch George bouncing from surface to surface in the confined bus, screaming about germs and annoying .

    Kramer

    November 10th, 2013 5:23pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 11, 2013 - 1:23 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/10/exercises-in-seinfelt/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/10/exercises-in-seinfelt/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

30. 

    Pale Ale FG: a success. on Flickr.

    November 10th, 2013 1:28pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 10, 2013 - 9:28 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/10/pale-ale-fg-a-success-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/10/pale-ale-fg-a-success-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

31. The clips from NETFORCE were always the best parts of Johnny Long’s leet-or-lame talk, imo.

    November 4th, 2013 10:03pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 05, 2013 - 6:03 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/04/the-clips-from-netforce-were-always-the-best-parts/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/04/the-clips-from-netforce-were-always-the-best-parts/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

32. 

    Text-mode:

    The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

    November 4th, 2013 7:04am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 04, 2013 - 3:04 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/11/04/text-mode-the-morris-worm-or-internet-worm-of/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/11/04/text-mode-the-morris-worm-or-internet-worm-of/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

33. Joel Mathis - Time Machine

    October 31st, 2013 9:23pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 01, 2013 - 4:23 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/31/joel-mathis-time-machine/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/31/joel-mathis-time-machine/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

34. 

    Nevver:

    Peanuts

    October 31st, 2013 6:36pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 01, 2013 - 1:36 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/31/nevver-peanuts/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/31/nevver-peanuts/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

35. 

    Thetenssf:

    My favorite day in Dolores Park, ever. Went down dressed as Zombie Cold Beer! Cold Water!. For those of you not from San Francisco, “Cold Beer! Cold Water!” is a man who walks around Dolores Park with a cooler bag selling, well, yeah…. cans of PBR (sometimes Simple Times) and water. Here are some photos of him. And while he’s not wearing this outfit in any of those shots, I promise this is pretty damn close to what he wore most days this summer.

    I can do a pretty good impression of his call, and he kind of sounds like a zombie anyway, so I went with it. I had my zombie walk on, and set out hollering… over and over and over… “Cold beer! Cold Water!” Some people had no idea what was going on, but most people recognized who I was supposed to be. And THREE different people mistook me for the man himself, all saying something like, “Oh, my god! He dressed up for Halloween!” One man was convinced I stole CBCW’s shirt. Ganja Treats took my photo! I sold twelve beers and four waters (though I gave away like half of them). But where was the OG CBCW?

    I got up to leave after a couple hours, carrying my cooler, continuing the zombie walk and yelling his call, when suddenly, I heard him. He was only fifty feet or so away from me. “Cold Beer!” he yelled. “Cold Water!” I responded. People were cracking up, and one woman came running after me demanding I go after him and take a photo. I was on my way out though and having never talked to dude in my life didn’t know if he’d really appreciate my costume and I chickened out. Still, I had a blast.

    October 31st, 2013 6:31pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 01, 2013 - 1:31 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/31/thetenssf-my-favorite-day-in-dolores-park/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/31/thetenssf-my-favorite-day-in-dolores-park/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

36. 

    Thetenssf:

    Cold Beer, Cold Water!

    October 31st, 2013 6:30pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon November 01, 2013 - 1:30 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/31/thetenssf-cold-beer-cold-water/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/31/thetenssf-cold-beer-cold-water/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

37. 

    Accidental-art:

    I tried to plot ellipses around groups of points from the same survey site, but ended up with this beautiful stained glass-esque plot. via @algaebarnacle

    October 31st, 2013 7:10am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 31, 2013 - 2:10 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/31/accidental-art-i-tried-to-plot-ellipses-around/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/31/accidental-art-i-tried-to-plot-ellipses-around/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

38. 

    60 minutes left on this boil and 15 minutes until official sunset. At least the burner will look pretty in twilight. on Flickr.

    October 27th, 2013 6:05pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 28, 2013 - 1:05 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/27/60-minutes-left-on-this-boil-and-15-minutes-until/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/27/60-minutes-left-on-this-boil-and-15-minutes-until/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

39. 

    Cats and their damned colorblindness and their damned apathy. She refuses to chill one level lower. on Flickr.

    October 27th, 2013 3:35pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 27, 2013 - 10:35 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/27/cats-and-their-damned-colorblindness-and-their/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/27/cats-and-their-damned-colorblindness-and-their/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

40. 

    Brewed with a fresh tank of propane for an hour before seeing that someone wrote “Don’t Sell” on it. DWRAHAHB. on Flickr.

    October 27th, 2013 3:18pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 27, 2013 - 10:18 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/27/brewed-with-a-fresh-tank-of-propane-for-an-hour/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/27/brewed-with-a-fresh-tank-of-propane-for-an-hour/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

41. 

    Jonnovstheinternet:

    [via]

    October 25th, 2013 6:41am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 25, 2013 - 1:41 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/25/jonnovstheinternet-via/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/25/jonnovstheinternet-via/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

42. Luckyshirt:

    felistella:

    squibble:

    Do yourself a favor and watch this.

    Russell, shut up and take my money.

    LOL at everyone who dismissed this man as a senseless attention whore.

    I like to think I’m a smart man. And this man makes me feel very, very stupid.

    God I hope people listen.

    October 24th, 2013 7:00pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 25, 2013 - 2:00 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/24/luckyshirt-felistella-squibble-do/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/24/luckyshirt-felistella-squibble-do/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

43. 

    October 22nd, 2013 9:44pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 23, 2013 - 4:44 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/22/post-64842399645/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/22/post-64842399645/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

44. 

    “We’ve added world class simulation glitch detection technology that we think you’re going to love.” on Flickr.

    October 20th, 2013 4:11pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 20, 2013 - 11:11 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/20/weve-added-world-class-simulation-glitch/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/20/weve-added-world-class-simulation-glitch/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

45. N.C.E.

    ESTABLISHING SHOT. EARTH FROM SPACE.
    North America turns under view. The Earth appears as from orbit, only overlaying the geographic borders are political borders in stark dotted lines, as if they were part of the geography.
    EXT. A DESERT VISTA
    A tumble weed rolls by followed by two smaller tumbleweeds. A fourth surpasses them.
    INT. A DARK BUNKER
    The General paces behind a row of analysts in a dark war room the size of an NBA arena, but stylized like the bridge of The Enterprise. You know, from Star Wars.
    EXT. A DESERT VISTA
    ECU. A SIGN
    A military looking sign on a chain-link fence topped with razor wire topped with barbed wire proclaims “NSA – FORT ENTERPRISE”.
    INT. A DARK BUNKER.
    Analysts at each station operate banks of keyboards. The keyboards are different colors and have differently colored CAPS LOCK LED lights. Each color indicates the language of the workstation each is attached too. The CAPS LOCK LED lights are lit on every keyboard. Arrays of monitors tower over each analyst but The General is tall enough to be seen above them as he paces.
    ECU. THE GENERAL
    The General: Did you phish them yet?
    ECU. ANALYST HANDS, TYPING.
    ECU, THE ANALYST NAME BADGE.
    The name badge is blank.
    Analyst 1: Sir, we’re trying.
    ECU. THE GENERAL
    The General: I gave you a direct order. Phish them again!
    Analyst 2: I am sir. They haven’t clicked anything yet. We need more time!
    The General grimaces.
    The General: There is no time.
    WIDE. THE DARK BUNKER
    A third analyst approaches from the far side of the war room. His heels click on the gleaming floor in the silence. Analyst 3 reaches The General.
    Analyst 3: Sir, intelligence just in.
    The General: What is it lieutenant?
    ECU. ANALYST 3.
    Analyst 3: Sir, they’ve been warned.
    ECU. THE GENERAL.
    The General: Warned?
    ECU. ANALYST 3.
    Analyst 3: Sir, we’ve cracked their signal. The translators say it says “Be Careful about what you click on. And don’t open any attachments.”
    ECU. THE GENERAL.
    The General: Damn!
    ECU. THE GENERAL’S FIST
    The General’s fist clenches.
    ECU. THE GENERAL
    The General: Damn it all to hell!
    EXT. A DESERT VISTA.
    Sand wisps into the distance.
    THE END

    October 17th, 2013 7:22am

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46. 

    Ancientpeoples:

    Memento Mori

    60 BC - 40 BC

    Found in Naples

    Emblem mosaic depicting allegorical the transience of life, cd. Memento mori 

    The mosaic in the second style , formed the ‘ emblem in the floor of the triclinium , and in it we find an allegorical and symbolic, philosophical theme of the Hellenistic origin of the transience of life and death dell’incombere ( “memento mori” ) which, eliminating disparities in social class and wealth, the fate of equilibria. The summit of the composition is a level with his plumb line, a tool that was used by masons to control the leveling in construction. The axis of the lead is death (the skull), under a butterfly (the soul) balanced on a wheel (Fortune). Under the arms of the level, and opposed in perfect balance, are the symbols of poverty on the right (the bag, stick a beggar and cape), and wealth to the left (the scepter, purple and crown). It should be observed in using the wisdom of the artist weave of different colour to provide greater accuracy and characterization of some representations, such as the skull, or the level, where the shades allow you to notice the wooden part of the instrument and the elements of fitting in bronze.

    (Source: National Archaeological Museum of Naples)

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47. If arachnophobia was treated like introversion

    M̲̣̭̖̭͍̤̾̃a͎̰ͫ̀͒ͭͩͣs̮͕̥͓̟̹̫ͤ͛̂̂͑̓͂t͔͇̰̦̝͂e͇̭̘͉ͭͯ͒r̥̣͓͓̞̬̥̓̋̇̔̍ ̤̟̹̝̍͗ͪy̬͙̲̟̺͍ͩ͗ͮ̇ͣọ̳͎̭̖͍̊̐ͩu̖̦̺̹͙̘͖r̩ͧ ̣͕̰͖s͔̪̈́̔ͧp̳̭̟͈̜̽͂́̓ͫͭ̓ỉ̙͖̗̠̗͛d̼̮̟́̋e͕̗͓̊̽̉̉̽r̗ͥ-͉̬̺̞̽̾͑̃f͈̳̼̏̄̉ͤ͂ͬr͈̩̺͙̗͌ͮi̤̳͚ͣ͒ͮg͍̺͉̪̻̻̒ͥ̄ͥh͙̱̻̒ͦ́̅ͬt̻̮͈̖, b̼͇̺̟̜̭̱̈́̈́̎͒͑e̩̪̺͙̱̮͙̩͋ͪ̃̈̒̀͒c̦͖̋ͩo͙̱̝̣̯̜͆̿̒̉̉̽ͭm̞̹͖ͣͣͪȅ̫̙͓̲͓̟̄̾͒ ̖͍̰̗̅ͩ̌̉ͣ̉ͧ̈́̌a̠̬͉ͭ̍ ͎̹ͩ̓͐̀ͦl̬̙͔̈̄̐͗͐̄̏̊ͪë̼͇͉́͒a̭̺̗̖͒̆̂͌͑ͭ́d͈̖̩̰͍̜̿ͩe̫͙̖̤͍̗̘͍ͣͯͫ̈ͅr͈̼͍͕̋ͥ͂̔̑̚ ̜̮̺̯ͭ͂́ͭ͑̀ö̟́̇̈́ͅͅf̣̲̞̲̺̘̮͙ͨ͂͐̓̎̏ ̼̊̌ͪ̀ͭͬ̉ͩ͌ͅt͇̳ͭ̌͗͊̾̚h̲͔̱̭͖̟͈̗̬̐ͦ̾͑ͤ̎e͎͕̟͕̗͙ͯ̃m͕̺̖̭͑͆, a͑͐ͧ͠҉̗͍͈̞ͅñ̴̠̯̤ͬͭ̈̊̒ͬ̚d̸̡̬̠̣͎̤̉͗̉͗̆ ̛̛̺͚̼͉̔̈̈̃̅ͨ̊́s̖̳̟͔͉̺̹͕̪̋̈́̎̅̄̇̽͢p̡̟̓ͦi̢̤͉͓ͪ́͗͛̅̒͂̓ͅn̖̫̾̓ͥ͒ͮͮ͂ͮͧ͞ ̵̙̩̝̳̥̯̙̣ͨ̐̐̉̽͋́̚ỳ̡̘͕̬̣o̷̬̊͗͡ͅͅű̜͖̤̱̹̤̰̲͍r̮̫͇̰̲̺ͦ̀ͬ̍̓͆ͨ͜ ̧̩̗̿͆̓͑̆͑̀͜o̡̻̱̗̯̬̻̮̱ͭ̿̂̉̚͘w̄͛͒̊ͧͨ́͐͏̵͖̻̬̩̼̺ń̶̡̪̞̮̮̯͆͢ ̸͚͕̯͈ͧͩ̓ͪ̏̾ͦͅc̷͔̘̥ͮͤ͑̈́̐͝l̸̡̰̗̙̳̩̯͔̖̉̍̈́ͩͪ̈̓͝o̴̷̥̯͓ͣ̉̍̄́̋́͞t̲͓̖̦͖̻̟̪̽ͩ̾ͮ͢h̥̘̺͂̾̃̀̐e̜̹̲̒̿̾̏ͩͥ̓̿̀͢s͕̜̩͈͇̘͙͙̰ͯͫ͂ͫ͟͜ ̢̝̟̜̞̘͉̓̍ͯ̑͜͡o͓̤ͥ̃̉̅̈ͬ͘u̡̡͔̖̠̩̮̭̓̈́ͣͦ̋ͮ͗ͨt͚̺͕͖͈̜̦ͤ͂̌͊͒̄̌̔̐ ͇̗̯̗̭̼̈͌͛͠o͇̟͈͓͚͍̤͛͗͌̄̏͐̏͞ͅf̠̮̗̲̫͗̂ͮ͋̐̀̀ ̛̩̣͇͖͕̫ͤ͛͞wͧ̃̆ͨ̽͋́҉̬͉̥͍̮̞̯ͅͅe͂͋̋ͧ҉͎̦͓͉͡b̨̗̠̜̝͎̑͊̉ͭ͛̈̅̀͘ ̢̨̺̯̹̜̬͐̐͒ͩ̓̉̚s̭̥ͭ̃ͩ͂ͭi̦͓̭̱̭̜̳̹͐̇ͤ͛͟͡l̐̄ͣ͑ͮ̔̒̚҉̷̫̭͎̞͇̤̤̣̲k͈͎̲͕͒͛̾ͯ̅̉̀ͬ͞ ̛͎ͩ͂ã̬͈͎͔͙̠̇̓t̫̎̆Ş́ͭͭ̃ͫ̇͐̾ͣ̇̋͛̌̑ͧͦͮ̾͏̟̫̙̮̣͍̯͙͉̜͓͔ͅp̐̽͑̆ͪ̍̓ͭ͐̿ͩͬ̓͗҉̵͙̺̻̦͚̫̼͕͉̰̰ī̷̵̢̛̒ͥͥ͊ͬ̔ͯ̃̒ͬͩͮ̍̉̓̊̚҉̟̼̬̞̫͕̱͓̫͔̞̟d̷̵̶̷̤͇̠̲͍͓̞̜̗̫̩̝͚̝͇͊́̆̿͂̐ͥ̾̏̑̽̿ͨ̉ͧ̔ͥ̆ͅe̢̹̖͉̞͚͉̼̳̼̯̭̰̭͎̯̜͍ͫͪ͊̐ͦ̏̆̒͐̌͌ͬͪ͌́͠r̵̵̸̶͓̜̟͕̮͍̤̺̋̓ͥ͑̉ͫ̽̍̐̑̏̓ͥ̎̈́ͅm̶̫͍̦͎̞̭͎̮͇̦͚̗̩̲̔͑̌ͣ̀̊ͦͧͩͥ̉ͤ͑̀́͜͜ͅa̶̯̤͎̲͈̔ͥ͒̃̊̈́͡s͆͐͗̂ͫ̈ͣͣ͆ͪ̉ͮ̍ͬ̇̊ͥ͊̚҉̺͔̭̲͉̯͙̦̠̺̝͘͢ͅt̵ͩͥ̑ͭ̋ͤ̓ͭ̓̆̌̚͞҉͏̦͇̩̹̩̀ę̊̆̈́ͮ̒̑̊͐͐̍̍́͐҉̧̡̭̠̭̭̰̗̩̳͈̼ͅṛ̵̷͕̥̪ͩ͌͊ͤͤ͋̃ͩ̾ͬ͐̈ͬ́s̵̓ͬ͗ͫ̓͑́̓ͦ͊̀̅ͫ́ͯ҉̟͉̗̯̬͓̩ ̶͎̱̰͚̟̫̯̫ͪ̀̏̂ͮ̓̃̏ͣͨ̃̀̀͡Į̱̳̺̯̮̞̟̩̖̣̂͑ͯ̒̏ͮͤ̒͆ͥ͐͟ͅņ̴̴̛̬̱̘̘̯̗̼͈̫͚͔̺̩̻ͯ͑ͨ͂͂̍͌͒ͪ͛̀t̑̔ͩ͐̊ͦ̚҉̺̫̬̠̻̯͕̞̻͉͈̱eͦͭ͊́͑̋ͬͫ͆̇͒ͭ͐͑ͪ̏ͬ͊̚͏̷̢̩͚̹̘͔̜̥́ṙ̬͙̙̲ͯ̿̐̚͘͟ͅn̡̋͋̇̔̀̅ͩ̽́̔̌̏̑̏͏̵̨̢̹̠͕̙͍̪͉̯̻̙̤͓̞͔͖ͅą̵̸̹̱͙͕̦̘̻̻͉͚̣̜̦͕̊̾̑ͥ́ͨ͂ͩ̊ͯ̒ͦ̉̈̑͒̚t̷̡̩̪̙͎̺̝̞͕̭͈̜̩͓͕ͩ͌̌ͤ̀͊̍ͣ͐͗̀̕iͯͨ̃͛͛̾͊ͤͪ͋̍҉̛̻̫̝̗̹̩̹̤̞̙̖́͜͢ơ̧̡̨̗̠̖͇̮͉̬̙̜̟̹̻̹̬̊̏ͦ͋͐ͬ͆ͧͬ̄̆̃̀̚n̢̢͇̗̳͎̤̘̰̗͓̪̠̤̰͊ͯ̿̋͌͟͢͞ͅẫ̸̡̺̝̬̗̩̱̫̪̳̗̞̈̌ͣ͑̀͘͞ͅlͨ̀̓̐̽͊ͪ̄ͦ͐̌͆͂ͫ҉̸͇̬̞͈̬̭̠̳̜͎̣͕̖̤̀ͅ.̖͈̱̺̮̻̹͋̌̎̊̌̃̀͘͠͠

    October 8th, 2013 8:59am

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48. 

    October 7th, 2013 9:45pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 08, 2013 - 4:45 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/07/post-63443823791/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/07/post-63443823791/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

49. Seinfelt: The █████████

    October 6th, 2013 4:35pm

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50. Popehat’s Journal of the Great Shutdown: Day Three

    October 3rd, 2013 8:46am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon October 03, 2013 - 3:46 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/10/03/popehats-journal-of-the-great-shutdown-day-three/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/10/03/popehats-journal-of-the-great-shutdown-day-three/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

51. 

    I’m really enjoying BeerAlchemy. If you’re on a Mac and not using software to help track your brewing process, you should give it a try. I’ve got both the iOS and Mac apps, and they don’t sync yet, but I expect they will soonish and I’m looking forward to it. It’s tempting to go back and record the previous 25 or so batches from my paper notes but I just wasn’t tracking enough data points to make them useful.

    Interestingly, and sadly, none of my last four batches, while all tasty enough, have finished under 7P. Fermentation temperature is the toughest home brewing challenge to tackle.

    October 1st, 2013 10:13pm

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52. Kid Koala’s ‘Music For After Work: Space Radio Play Micromix’

    October 1st, 2013 9:45pm

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53. Death Downwind from a Nuclear Blast

    October 1st, 2013 2:59pm

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54. Seinfelt: The Medicine

    September 27th, 2013 4:32pm

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55. As my friend George Oppen once said to me about getting old: what a strange thing to happen to a little boy.

    —

    Paul Auster (via nevver)

    I liked the bits about the machine and the madhouse too.

    September 27th, 2013 10:22am

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56. Untitled from Grant Stavely on Vimeo.

    September 25th, 2013 12:12am

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57. 

    My new $35 graphical spectrum analyzer just arrived from China. Pretty neato! on Flickr.

    September 24th, 2013 9:54am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon September 24, 2013 - 4:54 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/09/24/my-new-35-graphical-spectrum-analyzer-just/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/09/24/my-new-35-graphical-spectrum-analyzer-just/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

58. 

    This little (US Quarter sized) spider is chilling in the flowers under its 2’ diameter web just above where I’m sitting. on Flickr.

    September 22nd, 2013 2:55pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon September 22, 2013 - 9:55 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/09/22/this-little-us-quarter-sized-spider-is-chilling/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/09/22/this-little-us-quarter-sized-spider-is-chilling/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

59. 

    September 21st, 2013 10:17am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon September 21, 2013 - 5:17 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/09/21/post-61864996803/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/09/21/post-61864996803/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

60. poopinginschool:

    I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE THINGS EVER

    original here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs

    - YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.youtube.com

    September 15th, 2013 7:33pm

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61. 

    Do you think the engineer responsible for these can sleep at night? on Flickr.

    September 15th, 2013 11:54am

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62. 

    September 14th, 2013 10:06am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon September 14, 2013 - 5:06 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/09/14/post-61216942170/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/09/14/post-61216942170/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

63. This is where I think my celebration of imperfection and democracy allows me an escape because I’m using the time I’m saving with my safe to actually write the text with which to criticize solutions like my safe! So that’s how I get out of it philosophically.

    — Evgeny Morozov, in a Public Books interview, responding to Natasha Dow Schüll questioning how the time-locked safe he locks his internet devices in fits with his philosophy.

    September 11th, 2013 7:15am

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64. Wwwtxt:

    All of you lurkers out there: IRC is a pain-free, obligation-free way of losing lurker status and bellying up to the Bandwidth Bar. ☯92JUL

    September 7th, 2013 11:36am

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65. 

    Nevver:

    Choose wisely

    Heck yeah Bowies.

    September 7th, 2013 7:45am

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66. 

    Inky:

    MASHUP REQUEST

    September 7th, 2013 7:31am

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67. 

    Nevver:

    The Last Bookstore

    September 3rd, 2013 7:38pm

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68. The entire YOU ARE HERE thing is excellent and very important to my coping with art and stuff.

    Also David Frost just died.

    September 1st, 2013 11:43pm

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69. 

    Fake unicorn puke. Gross out your friends! http://flic.kr/u/2mJ1Jd/aHsjHU66E4

    Explore July 5, 2026Flickr

    September 1st, 2013 4:00pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon September 01, 2013 - 11:00 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/09/01/fake-unicorn-puke-gross-out-your-friends/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/09/01/fake-unicorn-puke-gross-out-your-friends/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

70. Daffy from Grant Stavely on Vimeo.

    September 1st, 2013 3:55pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon September 01, 2013 - 10:55 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/09/01/daffy-from-grant-stavely-on-vimeo/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/09/01/daffy-from-grant-stavely-on-vimeo/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

71. 

    Radio?

    September 1st, 2013 10:49am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon September 01, 2013 - 5:49 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/09/01/radio/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/09/01/radio/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

72. 

    White vinegar, Chinook IPA, Hetch Hetchy, and bleach. I have no idea what I am doing. on Flickr.

    August 31st, 2013 1:30pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon August 31, 2013 - 8:30 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/31/white-vinegar-chinook-ipa-hetch-hetchy-and/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/31/white-vinegar-chinook-ipa-hetch-hetchy-and/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

73. Weird Browsers

    My 1995 self would be very interested to find that that my browser no longer has a stop button, or any other navigation buttons. And that it uses a weird form of MDI, like tabs in an application’s preferences.

    My 1995 self would probably be pretty confused that I consider my bookmarks menu to be a vestigial feature that hasn’t been cleared of the software’s defaults or populated with any categorized reference material. And that a download manager is built in, and not shameful browser side-ware. And that, still, nobody cares about anything similar to VRML.

    My 1995 self would probably not understand at all that my browser has a default deny policy for all plugins and javascript. And that it hides comments on any page from other “netizens” besides the author. And that it has a huge button that hides all the pictures and videos and ads and style and just shows the text in a suck.com style readable format. And that it has two export buttons that save the text off-web somewhere because things on the web disappear or are hard to find. And that I don’t hide ads because I understand that adults need to be paid for their work.

    August 30th, 2013 7:04pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon August 31, 2013 - 2:04 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/30/weird-browsers/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/30/weird-browsers/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

74. 

    القنبلة الخط العربي

    First القنبلة الخط العربي came for the ycombinators,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a ycombinator.

    Then القنبلة الخط العربي came for the iOS6-havers,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a iOS6 haver.

    Then القنبلة الخط العربي came for the IRC topics,
    and I didn’t speak out because I was a weechat user.

    Then القنبلة الخط العربي came for me when I tried to put (╯° °）╯︵ in front of القنبلة الخط العربي in the topic to make it even funnier,
    and there was no terminal left to speak for me.

    August 30th, 2013 9:22am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon August 30, 2013 - 4:22 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/30/59781545959/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/30/59781545959/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

75. 

    Janeway’s liberal interpretation of the prime directive finally got Voyager to the Alpha Quadrant, on the corner of 18th and Lexington. on Flickr.

    August 28th, 2013 10:53pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon August 29, 2013 - 5:53 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/28/janeways-liberal-interpretation-of-the-prime/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/28/janeways-liberal-interpretation-of-the-prime/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

76. Seinfelt: The Postmodernist Mumbo-Jumbo

    August 27th, 2013 5:03pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon August 28, 2013 - 12:03 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/27/seinfelt-the-postmodernist-mumbo-jumbo/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/27/seinfelt-the-postmodernist-mumbo-jumbo/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

77. 

    Finalellipsis:

    current status

    August 26th, 2013 8:10pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon August 27, 2013 - 3:10 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/26/finalellipsis-current-status/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/26/finalellipsis-current-status/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

78. 

    August 25th, 2013 12:01pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon August 25, 2013 - 7:01 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/25/post-59321100377/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/25/post-59321100377/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

79. 

    The Dialog Box on Flickr.

    August 23rd, 2013 1:13pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon August 23, 2013 - 8:13 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/23/the-dialog-box-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/23/the-dialog-box-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

80. Unpitchable: I Am an Omniscient 18-Year-Old Boy

    August 23rd, 2013 6:55am

    Posted on Tumblr over 12 years agoon August 23, 2013 - 1:55 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/23/unpitchable-i-am-an-omniscient-18-year-old-boy/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/23/unpitchable-i-am-an-omniscient-18-year-old-boy/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

81. Tomorrowville:

    Take a spin, now you’re in with the techno set!
    You’re goin’ surfin’ on the Internet!

    Here’s some fresh hell from 1997 - the “Kids Guide to the Internet”

    pan pipes

    In 1997, “don’t go to whitehouse.com” was something an adult gave top priority in a script because there was pornography on the internet.

    Also: the kids without the net at home are wearing prison stripes.

    Also-also: the lit lamp is casting a shadow on the wall right next to it.

    August 20th, 2013 7:59pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 21, 2013 - 2:59 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/20/tomorrowville-take-a-spin-now-youre-in-with/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/20/tomorrowville-take-a-spin-now-youre-in-with/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

82. 

    Nevver:

    Cthul-Aid

    August 18th, 2013 2:51pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 18, 2013 - 9:51 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/18/nevver-cthul-aid/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/18/nevver-cthul-aid/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

83. 

    Polishing the ol’ chandelier, iykwim. on Flickr.

    August 18th, 2013 11:28am

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 18, 2013 - 6:28 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/18/polishing-the-ol-chandelier-iykwim-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/18/polishing-the-ol-chandelier-iykwim-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

84. 

    Streetinvader:

    SF

    August 18th, 2013 9:45am

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 18, 2013 - 4:45 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/18/streetinvader-sf/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/18/streetinvader-sf/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

85. 

    Ce n’est pas une chemise on Flickr.

    August 17th, 2013 4:24pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 17, 2013 - 11:24 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/17/ce-nest-pas-une-chemise-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/17/ce-nest-pas-une-chemise-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

86. 

    250 pairs of little “Watch Them Wiggle Eyes” just arrived, where should I start? on Flickr.

    August 16th, 2013 1:18pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 16, 2013 - 8:18 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/16/250-pairs-of-little-watch-them-wiggle-eyes-just/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/16/250-pairs-of-little-watch-them-wiggle-eyes-just/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

87. Http://blog.historyofphonephreaking.org

    Very fascinating. How could someone not have wanted to take this stuff apart and figure out how it works?

    http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/4006

    Exploding The Phone: The Last Word on Phone Phreak HistoryExploding The Phone is an extraordinary book. Even before it was written, I knew that it was going to be the last word on phone phreaking. By the time I had the book in my hands, all my expectation…ASCII by Jason Scott

    August 13th, 2013 9:22pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 14, 2013 - 4:22 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/13/httpbloghistoryofphonephreakingorg-very/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/13/httpbloghistoryofphonephreakingorg-very/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

88. 

    Praise be unto him. on Flickr.

    August 9th, 2013 11:10am

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 09, 2013 - 6:10 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/09/praise-be-unto-him-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/09/praise-be-unto-him-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

89. 

    Hi! Welcome to Extraordinary Sandwiches! My name is FUH-Q, how can I help you today? on Flickr.

    August 2nd, 2013 12:06pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 02, 2013 - 7:06 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/02/hi-welcome-to-extraordinary-sandwiches-my-name/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/02/hi-welcome-to-extraordinary-sandwiches-my-name/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

90. The Tarp

    ☎ ring ☎ ring ☎ ring ☎ pickup—“A&A Roofing.” “…” “Rolling what?” “…” “Trolling? Nah, ROOFING. You gotta roof?” “…” “What?” “…” “Tarps? Yeah, we got tarps.” “…” “…” “…” “I see.” “…” “…”

    July 29th, 2013 8:53pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 30, 2013 - 3:53 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/29/the-tarp-ring-ring-ring/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/29/the-tarp-ring-ring-ring/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

91. Dodo: “Well, there goes BIll.” Alice: “Poor Bill.”

    July 29th, 2013 1:10pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 29, 2013 - 8:10 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/29/dodo-well-there-goes-bill-alice-poor-bill/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/29/dodo-well-there-goes-bill-alice-poor-bill/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

92. “Photoshop Cs5 Filters Animation” is a small tribute to Photoshop filters. We used the Ps logo and systematically applied the filters in the same way, seeking the essence of the software, exploring the aesthetic values of its resources but letting the spectator judge them.

    The project is comprised of two parts:

    A tumblr page photoshopcs5filtersanimation.tumblr.com , where all the effects live together at the same time as animated gif, representing all the steps from the original Ps logo to the final output.

    And a video showing every filter one after each other, with a custom sound design that uses the same sound for each filter but with a different distortion effect for every case, exporting the graphical concept to the sound.

    In both parts, the order of appearance is the same that offers photoshop.

    July 29th, 2013 9:16am

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 29, 2013 - 4:16 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/29/photoshop-cs5-filters-animation-is-a-small/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/29/photoshop-cs5-filters-animation-is-a-small/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

93. 

    How to have an awesome day.

    1. Open Safari.
    2. Customize Safari’s toolbar and add the Add to Dashboard clipper:
    3. Go look at Brent Rambo.
    4. Click the button, click on Brent, and click the purple “Add” button:
    5. Place Brent on your Dashboard:

    Revisit Brent as needed throughout the day.

    July 29th, 2013 9:06am

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 29, 2013 - 4:06 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/29/how-to-have-an-awesome-day/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/29/how-to-have-an-awesome-day/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

94. 

    View my 9 latest photos on Flickr: http://flic.kr/u/2mJ1Jd/aHsjH9MoTE

    Explore July 5, 2026Flickr

    July 28th, 2013 10:42pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 29, 2013 - 5:42 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/28/view-my-9-latest-photos-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/28/view-my-9-latest-photos-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

95. 

    My new brew kettle! on Flickr.

    July 27th, 2013 3:33pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 27, 2013 - 10:33 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/27/my-new-brew-kettle-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/27/my-new-brew-kettle-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

96. Seinfelt: The Reduction

    July 15th, 2013 10:45pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 16, 2013 - 5:45 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/15/seinfelt-the-reduction/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/15/seinfelt-the-reduction/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

97. Merlin:

    A single, two-minute tracking shot from Kill Bill Vol. 1.

    Story goes:

    The infamous long take scene took 6 hours to rehearse and was shot in 17 takes. After that, Steadicam operator Larry McConkey was rumored to have passed out in exhaustion.

    July 15th, 2013 10:41pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 16, 2013 - 5:41 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/15/merlin-a-single-two-minute-tracking-shot-from/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/15/merlin-a-single-two-minute-tracking-shot-from/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

98. 

    Inky:

    nevver:

    Calvin and Hobbes

    me irl

    July 12th, 2013 10:15pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 13, 2013 - 5:15 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/12/inky-nevver-calvin-and-hobbes-me-irl/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/12/inky-nevver-calvin-and-hobbes-me-irl/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

99. Seinfelt: The Conspiracy

    July 7th, 2013 3:34pm

    Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 07, 2013 - 10:34 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/07/seinfelt-the-conspiracy/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/07/seinfelt-the-conspiracy/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

100. 

     Nitro Cask IPA at Alesmith. Can’t tell if it is hops or just a smidge of acetaldehyde. Decent regardless. on Flickr.

     July 7th, 2013 1:34pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 07, 2013 - 8:34 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/07/nitro-cask-ipa-at-alesmith-cant-tell-if-it-is/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/07/nitro-cask-ipa-at-alesmith-cant-tell-if-it-is/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

101. 

     July 6th, 2013 11:25pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 07, 2013 - 6:25 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/06/post-54812812019/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/06/post-54812812019/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

102. 

     Xterm Inception

     Or, How to Use Xterm Mice and Colors in Fish Through iTerm2 Over Mosh (over ssh) in Tmux on Remote Vim and Weechat Terminals.

     Inception levels

     1. Reality
     2. iTerm2
     3. fish
     4. ssh
     5. mosh
     6. fish
     7. tmux
     8. vim, weechat, etc
     9. Dream level 1 and so on.

     Configuring it all

     1. Configure iTerm2 to report itself as an xterm-256color and enable mouse control codes.

     2. Ensure your shell’s $TERM recognizes it. You shouldn’t have to force this with any shell init junk.

     3. Execute this perl one liner to print the XTerm control sequences to “Use Cell Motion Mouse Tracking” (1002) and “Enable UTF-8 Mouse Mode” (1005). Consider wrapping mosh in something that does this for you.

        perl -E ' print "\e[?1005h\e[?1002h" '
        

     4. mosh to the remote host.

     5. Configure remote tmux to support mice. Add the following to ~/.tmux.conf

        set -g default-terminal "screen-256color"   # use 256 colors
        set -g status-utf8 on                       # enable utf-8
        set -g mode-mouse on
        

     6. Configure vim to follow suit. Add the following to your ~/.vimrc

        set mouse=a
        set ttymouse=xterm2
        

     7. Configure weechat to do the same in ~/.weechat/weechat.conf.

        mouse = on
        

     A Weird olde tip

     Hold option to use your mouse on your local terminal instead of the remote one.

     July 3rd, 2013 9:11am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon July 03, 2013 - 4:11 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/07/03/xterm-inception/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/07/03/xterm-inception/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

103. 

     June 29th, 2013 12:59am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 29, 2013 - 7:59 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/29/goat-rams-child/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/29/goat-rams-child/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

104. For Its Latest Beer, a Craft Brewer Chooses an Unlikely Pairing - Archaeology

     June 27th, 2013 7:38pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 28, 2013 - 2:38 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/27/for-its-latest-beer-a-craft-brewer-chooses-an/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/27/for-its-latest-beer-a-craft-brewer-chooses-an/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

105. 

     Pretty sure I could restore from keyboard faster. Is that how time capsules work? Little geniuses inside? on Flickr.

     June 26th, 2013 9:25pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 27, 2013 - 4:25 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/26/pretty-sure-i-could-restore-from-keyboard-faster/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/26/pretty-sure-i-could-restore-from-keyboard-faster/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

106. Yelping with Cormac: Dolores Park

     June 26th, 2013 8:59pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 27, 2013 - 3:59 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/26/yelping-with-cormac-dolores-park/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/26/yelping-with-cormac-dolores-park/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

107. 

     New-aesthetic:

     “Over the course of a year, I researched and created ZXX, a disruptive typeface which takes its name from the Library of Congress’ listing of three-letter codes denoting which language a book is written in. Code “ZXX” is used when there is: “No linguistic content; Not applicable.” The project started with a genuine question: How can we conceal our fundamental thoughts from artificial intelligences and those who deploy them? I decided to create a typeface that would be unreadable by text scanning software (whether used by a government agency or a lone hacker) — misdirecting information or sometimes not giving any at all. It can be applied to huge amounts of data, or to personal correspondence. I drew six different cuts (Sans, Bold, Camo, False, Noise and Xed) to generate endless permutations, each font designed to thwart machine intelligences in a different way. I offered the typeface as a free download in hopes that as many people as possible would use it.”

     Making Democracy Legible: A Defiant Typeface — The Gradient — Walker Art Center

     June 24th, 2013 10:57pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 25, 2013 - 5:57 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/24/new-aesthetic-over-the-course-of-a-year-i/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/24/new-aesthetic-over-the-course-of-a-year-i/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

108. Hodgman:

     In case you did not know, the amazing Ms. Emily Heller plays Nicole Winters in CODEFELLAS by David Rees and Brian Spinks. 

     I play the voice of the animated body of Lewis Lapham.

     That is all. 

     June 22nd, 2013 10:27am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 22, 2013 - 5:27 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/22/hodgman-in-case-you-did-not-know-the-amazing/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/22/hodgman-in-case-you-did-not-know-the-amazing/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

109. 

     Flying Dog Raging Bitch on tap in San Francisco? on Flickr.

     June 21st, 2013 6:35pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 22, 2013 - 1:35 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/21/flying-dog-raging-bitch-on-tap-in-san-francisco/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/21/flying-dog-raging-bitch-on-tap-in-san-francisco/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

110. 

     Do you speak French?No. Wait, what?Do you want to get lunch?Oh. Yes. on Flickr.

     June 21st, 2013 11:00am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 21, 2013 - 6:00 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/21/do-you-speak-frenchno-wait-whatdo-you-want-to/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/21/do-you-speak-frenchno-wait-whatdo-you-want-to/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

111. Quiet Time Mix Vol 1, by Kid Koala

     June 19th, 2013 10:51pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 20, 2013 - 5:51 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/19/quiet-time-mix-vol-1-by-kid-koala/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/19/quiet-time-mix-vol-1-by-kid-koala/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

112. It’s important to bear in mind I’m being called a traitor by men like former Vice President Dick Cheney. This is a man who gave us the warrantless wiretapping scheme as a kind of atrocity warm-up on the way to deceitfully engineering a conflict that has killed over 4,400 and maimed nearly 32,000 Americans, as well as leaving over 100,000 Iraqis dead. Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give an American, and the more panicked talk we hear from people like him, Feinstein, and King, the better off we all are. If they had taught a class on how to be the kind of citizen Dick Cheney worries about, I would have finished high school.

     — Edward Snowden (via jimray)

     June 17th, 2013 9:21pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 18, 2013 - 4:21 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/17/its-important-to-bear-in-mind-im-being-called-a/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/17/its-important-to-bear-in-mind-im-being-called-a/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

113. 

     View my 2 latest photos on Flickr: http://flic.kr/u/2mJ1Jd/aHsjFTDB4B

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr

     June 8th, 2013 7:03pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 09, 2013 - 2:03 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/08/view-my-2-latest-photos-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/08/view-my-2-latest-photos-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

114. 

     Hey, you have a sec? on Flickr.

     June 8th, 2013 4:02pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 08, 2013 - 11:02 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/08/hey-you-have-a-sec-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/08/hey-you-have-a-sec-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

115. 

     “I need more heads” he said, as one does. on Flickr.

     June 8th, 2013 11:31am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 08, 2013 - 6:31 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/08/i-need-more-heads-he-said-as-one-does-on/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/08/i-need-more-heads-he-said-as-one-does-on/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

116. 

     Sous vide meme. on Flickr.

     Philip Daigle as a slab of applewood smoked center cut bacon, blackberry floating nearby.

     Previously.

     Previously.

     June 8th, 2013 11:28am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 08, 2013 - 6:28 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/08/sous-vide-meme-on-flickr-philip-daigle-as-a/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/08/sous-vide-meme-on-flickr-philip-daigle-as-a/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

117. 

     Philip Daigle, as a rabbit, blackberry floating at his feet.

     Previously.

     June 8th, 2013 9:27am

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118. Ripped from the pages of Dan Brown’s reality

     Renowned executive assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Michael Mason staggered through the vaulted archway of the Verizon Grand Headquarters. He lunged for the nearest telephone tap and trace provision he could see, section 214 of the USA PATRIOT ACT. Grabbing the gilded legislation, the seventy-six-year-old man heaved the laws toward himself until they piled off the desk and Mason collapsed backward in a heap beneath the pages.

     June 6th, 2013 8:56am

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119. Srqm:

     Internet Archive (by Deepspeed media)

     June 5th, 2013 10:39pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 06, 2013 - 5:39 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/05/srqm-internet-archive-by-deepspeed-media/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/05/srqm-internet-archive-by-deepspeed-media/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

120. The Final Ultimate Solution to the Spam Problem

     Your idea advocates a

     (x) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante
     
     approach to fighting spam. 
     
     Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following 
     may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary 
     from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)
     
     ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
     ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
     ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
     (x) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
     ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
     ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
     ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
     ( ) The police will not put up with it
     (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
     (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
     (x) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
     ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
     ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business
     
     Specifically, your plan fails to account for
     
     ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
     ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
     (x) Open relays in foreign countries
     ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
     ( ) Asshats
     ( ) Jurisdictional problems
     ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
     ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
     (x) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
     ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
     ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
     (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
     ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
     ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
     ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
     ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
     ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
     (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
     (x) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
     ( ) Outlook
     
     and the following philosophical objections may also apply:
     
     ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
     ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
     ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
     ( ) Blacklists suck
     ( ) Whitelists suck
     ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
     ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
     ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
     (x) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
     ( ) Sending email should be free
     ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
     ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
     ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
     ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
     ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
     ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough
     
     Furthermore, this is what I think about you:
     
     (x) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
     ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
     ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!
     

     —Anonymous Coward

     June 5th, 2013 8:17am

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121. 

     @Northern_Brewer’s new QC stickers rule! on Flickr.

     June 4th, 2013 11:02am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 04, 2013 - 6:02 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/04/northernbrewers-new-qc-stickers-rule-on/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/04/northernbrewers-new-qc-stickers-rule-on/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

122. Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them.

     — Brian Eno, A Year With Swollen Appendices (via volumexii)

     June 2nd, 2013 11:28pm

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123. 

     Hops died so that we may imbibe. 1 Imperial India Pale Ale 60:30:15:10:5:0 on Flickr.

     June 1st, 2013 5:47pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 02, 2013 - 12:47 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/06/01/hops-died-so-that-we-may-imbibe-1-imperial-india/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/06/01/hops-died-so-that-we-may-imbibe-1-imperial-india/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

124. Laughingsquid:

     Poynton Regenerated, English Village Revives Town Center by Removing Traffic Signals

     May 31st, 2013 10:38pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon June 01, 2013 - 5:38 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/31/laughingsquid-poynton-regenerated-english/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/31/laughingsquid-poynton-regenerated-english/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

125. 

     The best kinda commute. on Flickr.

     May 31st, 2013 8:55am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 31, 2013 - 3:55 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/31/the-best-kinda-commute-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/31/the-best-kinda-commute-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

126. Afrokid251:

     asunsetdream:

     hetalia4ever:

     well that was unexpected

     how rude.

     Well

     oh

     oops

     May 31st, 2013 8:43am

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127. CYBER CLERKS

     Another CUSTOMER leans in.
     CUSTOMER: Are you open?
     DANTE: (rolls his eyes) Yes.
     RANDAL: You know what? I don’t think I care for you rationale.
     DANTE: It’s going to have to do for now, considering that it’s my laptop that’s up for request. (to CUSTOMER) Can I help you?
     CUSTOMER: Pack of cigarettes.
     RANDAL: What’s your point?
     DANTE: My point is that you’re a clerk, paid to do a job. You can’t just do anything you want while you’re working.
     CUSTOMER: (reading a security blog) “The next threat to the cloud and what CISSPs are doing about it; Cyber security funding up.” (to DANTE and RANDAL) They hype any kind of buzzwords in these things.
     DANTE: They certainly do. Two fifty-five.
     RANDAL: So your argument is that title dictates behavior?
     DANTE: What?
     RANDAL: The reasons you won’t let me borrow your laptop is because I have a title and a job description, and I’m supposed to follow it, right?
     DANTE: Exactly.
     CUSTOMER: (interjecting) I saw one, one time online, that said Chinese APT had hacked american defense contractors. Then in the next week’s post, they said the NSA was hiring security defenders but only to man Einstein consoles. APT? Cloud? What does that shit even mean?
     RANDAL: (eyes the CUSTOMER, annoyed) So I’m no more responsible for my own decisions while I’m here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?
     DANTE: That’s stretching it. You’re not being asked to slay children or anything.
     RANDAL: Not yet.
     RANDAL: (sips water)
     CUSTOMER: (again with the interjections) And I remember this one time at DEFCON this Fed was giving a talk about…
     RANDAL spits a mist of water at the customer, drenching him. The man reacts violently, attempting to grab RANDAL from over the counter. RANDAL makes no move, but remains untouched. DANTE plays block.
     CUSTOMER: I’M GONNA DOX YOUR FUCKING ASS! YOU FUCKING LAMER!
     DANTE: Sir! Sir, I’m sorry! He didn’t mean it! He was trying to get me.
     CUSTOMER: Well, he missed!
     DANTE: I know. I’m sorry. Let me refund your cigarette money, and we’ll call it even.
     CUSTOMER: (considerably calmer; takes money) This is the last time I ever come here. (to RANDAL) And if I ever see you again, I’m gonna rm your fucking shit!
     The CUSTOMER leaves, wiping water from his face. RANDAL salutes him.
     DANTE: (angrily) What the fuck did you do that for?
     RANDAL: Two reasons: one, I hate when the people can’t shut up about the jargon that people in the military use.
     DANTE: Jesus!
     RANDAL: And two, to make a point: title does not dictate behavior.

     May 31st, 2013 8:14am

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128. 

     “A salaried adult’s modal dialog about data loss.”, shit on Android, artist unknown. 2010. on Flickr.

     May 26th, 2013 6:05pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 27, 2013 - 1:05 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/26/a-salaried-adults-modal-dialog-about-data/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/26/a-salaried-adults-modal-dialog-about-data/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

129. 

     H2O: SUPER SESSIONABLE! on Flickr.

     May 25th, 2013 2:44pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 25, 2013 - 9:44 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/25/h2o-super-sessionable-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/25/h2o-super-sessionable-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

130. 

     The everloving wife threw last weekend’s perfectly fine leftover brats out. Never again! on Flickr.

     May 18th, 2013 1:28pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 18, 2013 - 8:28 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/18/the-everloving-wife-threw-last-weekends-perfectly/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/18/the-everloving-wife-threw-last-weekends-perfectly/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

131. Kottke.org: Mat Honan visits Google Island

     May 18th, 2013 11:38am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 18, 2013 - 6:38 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/18/kottkeorg-mat-honan-visits-google-island/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/18/kottkeorg-mat-honan-visits-google-island/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

132. Biorhythmist:

     drcairns:

     New favorite sketch show.

     Peter Serafinowicz is brilliant

     May 18th, 2013 11:18am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 18, 2013 - 6:18 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/18/biorhythmist-drcairns-new-favorite-sketch/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/18/biorhythmist-drcairns-new-favorite-sketch/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

133. The Sheep

     Badkidsjokes:

     where did the sheep go?

     the shop

     May 18th, 2013 10:45am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 18, 2013 - 5:45 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/18/the-sheep/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/18/the-sheep/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

134. 

     The Mini Enamel Animal! on Flickr.

     May 16th, 2013 10:44am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 16, 2013 - 5:44 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/16/the-mini-enamel-animal-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/16/the-mini-enamel-animal-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

135. 

     May 13th, 2013 6:44pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 14, 2013 - 1:44 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/13/post-50387709759/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/13/post-50387709759/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

136. Deyoungmuseum:

     We’re looking at Wayne Thiebaud’s iconic Three Machines in today’s Conversations with Colin. 

     This painting is currently on view in Wilsey Court!

     Easily my favorite work in the De Young.

     Favorite.

     May 9th, 2013 9:11pm

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137. 

     Fiber to the curb soon, and a new thing for folks in the Mission to use as a toilet. Thanks AT&T! on Flickr.

     May 6th, 2013 7:18pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 07, 2013 - 2:18 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/06/fiber-to-the-curb-soon-and-a-new-thing-for-folks/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/06/fiber-to-the-curb-soon-and-a-new-thing-for-folks/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

138. 

     May 4th, 2013 9:21am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 04, 2013 - 4:21 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/04/cat-jumps-into-fish-tank/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/04/cat-jumps-into-fish-tank/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

139. 

     You can take Jimmy outta the circus unicycle troupe but you can’t take the circus outta Jimmy. on Flickr.

     May 2nd, 2013 12:27pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 02, 2013 - 7:27 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/02/you-can-take-jimmy-outta-the-circus-unicycle/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/02/you-can-take-jimmy-outta-the-circus-unicycle/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

140. 

     Termsofenragement:

     Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:

     May 2nd, 2013 9:24am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 02, 2013 - 4:24 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/02/termsofenragement-corporate-social-media/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/02/termsofenragement-corporate-social-media/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

141. The Fridge

     Badkidsjokes:

     why shoudnt you go to the fridge without permition

     because it will come for its revenge

     May 2nd, 2013 12:04am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon May 02, 2013 - 7:04 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/05/02/the-fridge/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/05/02/the-fridge/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

142. 

     2 ounces of lightly toasted oak chips, 16 ounces of Jim Beam Bourbon, 5 gallons of home brew porter, great anticipation. on Flickr.

     April 27th, 2013 3:46pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 27, 2013 - 10:46 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/27/2-ounces-of-lightly-toasted-oak-chips-16-ounces/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/27/2-ounces-of-lightly-toasted-oak-chips-16-ounces/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

143. 

     Laughingsquid:

     Rotoscopes From Disney Animated Films Superimposed With Their Real-Life Models

     April 27th, 2013 12:27am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 27, 2013 - 7:27 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/27/laughingsquid-rotoscopes-from-disney-animated/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/27/laughingsquid-rotoscopes-from-disney-animated/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

144. 

     “Sad Trombone” on Flickr.

     April 24th, 2013 12:43pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 7:43 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/24/sad-trombone-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/24/sad-trombone-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

145. ArchiveTeam Warrior

     April 23rd, 2013 7:04pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 2:04 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/23/archiveteam-warrior/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/23/archiveteam-warrior/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

146. 

     SEATTLE RUINED MY UMBRELLA STOP IT IS RAINING UNDER MY UMBRELLA STOP on Flickr.

     April 19th, 2013 5:51pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 20, 2013 - 12:51 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/19/seattle-ruined-my-umbrella-stop-it-is-raining/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/19/seattle-ruined-my-umbrella-stop-it-is-raining/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

147. 

     Yesterday I was feeling a bit sketch in the top gondola of the Great Wheel way down there. on Flickr.

     April 19th, 2013 3:47pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 19, 2013 - 10:47 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/19/yesterday-i-was-feeling-a-bit-sketch-in-the-top/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/19/yesterday-i-was-feeling-a-bit-sketch-in-the-top/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

148. 

     Whoever tagged my IRC handle on the side of this panel truck forgot the “L”. on Flickr.

     April 16th, 2013 8:45am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 16, 2013 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/16/whoever-tagged-my-irc-handle-on-the-side-of-this/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/16/whoever-tagged-my-irc-handle-on-the-side-of-this/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

149. 

     Superfluidity:

     B. Mure is an idiot. (Philae, Egypt)

     April 15th, 2013 8:57am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 15, 2013 - 3:57 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/15/superfluidity-b-mure-is-an-idiot-philae/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/15/superfluidity-b-mure-is-an-idiot-philae/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

150. Coffee Maker

     INT. TYRELL CORPORATION LOCKER ROOM - DAY
     THE EYE
     It’s magnified and deeply revealed. Flecks of green and yellow in a field of milky blue. Icy filaments surround the undulating center.
     The eye is brown in a tiny screen. On the metallic surface below, the words VOIGHT-KAMPFF are finely etched. There’s a touch-light panel across the top and on the side of the screen, a dial that registers fluctuations of the iris.
     The instrument is no bigger than a music box and sits on a table between two men. The man talking is big, looks like an over-stuffed kid. “LEON” it says on his breast pocket. He’s dressed in a warehouseman’s uniform and his pudgy hands are folded expectantly in his lap. Despite the obvious heat, he looks very cool. The man facing him is lean, hollow cheeked and dressed in gray. Detached and efficient, he looks like a cop or an accountant. His name is HOLDEN and he’s all business, except for the sweat on his face. The room is large and humid. Rows of salvaged junk are stacked neatly against the walls. Two large fans whir above their heads.
     LEON: Okay if I talk?
     Holden doesn’t answer. He’s centering Leon’s eye on the machine.
     LEON: I kinda get nervous when I take tests.
     HOLDEN: Don’t move.
     LEON: Sorry.
     He tries not to move but finally his lips can’t help a sheepish smile.
     LEON: Already had I.Q. test this year – but I don’t think I never had a…
     HOLDEN: (cutting in) Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Answer quickly as you can.
     Leon compresses his lips and nods his big head eagerly. Holden’s voice is cold, geared to intimidate and evoke response.
     HOLDEN: You’re in an office, walking along in the kitchen when all of a sudden you look down and see a…
     LEON: What one? It was a timid interruption, hardly audible.
     HOLDEN: What?
     LEON: What office?
     HOLDEN: Doesn’t make any difference what office – it’s completely hypothetical.
     LEON: But how come I’d be there?
     HOLDEN: Maybe you’re fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself – who knows. So you look down and see a carafe. It’s steaming…
     LEON: A carafe. What’s that?
     HOLDEN: Know what a coffee pot is?
     LEON: Of course.
     HOLDEN: Same thing.
     LEON: I never seen a coffee pot.
     He sees Holden’s patience is wearing thin.
     LEON: But I understand what you mean.
     HOLDEN: You reach down and pour the last cup out of the carafe, Leon.
     Keeping an eye on his subject, Holden notes the dials in the Voight-Kampff. One of the needles quivers slightly.
     LEON: You make these questions, Mr. Holden, or they write 'em down for you?
     Disregarding the question, Holden continues, picking up the pace.
     HOLDEN: The carafe is empty, there are fresh grounds right next to it, and an industrial coffee maker. But it can’t make itself. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.
     Leon’s upper lip is quivering.
     LEON: Whatcha mean, I’m not helping?
     HOLDEN: I mean you’re not helping! Why is that, Leon?
     Leon looks shocked, surprised. But the needles in the computer barely move. Holden goes for the inside of his coat. But big Leon is faster. His LASER BURNS a hole the size of a nickel through Holden’s stomach. Unlike a bullet, a laser causes no impact. It goes through Holden’s spine and comes out his back, clean as a whistle. Like a rag doll he falls back off the bench from the waist up. By the time he hits the floor, big slow Leon is already walking away. But he stops, turns and with a little smile of satisfaction, FIRES at the machine on the table. There’s a flash and a puff of smoke. The Voight-Kampff is hit dead center, crippled but not destroyed; as Leon walks out of the room, one of its lights begins to blink, faint but steady.

     April 9th, 2013 10:37am

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151. 

     View my 3 latest photos on Flickr: http://flic.kr/u/2mJ1Jd/aHsjECScBW

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr

     April 7th, 2013 2:10pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 07, 2013 - 9:10 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/07/view-my-3-latest-photos-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/07/view-my-3-latest-photos-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

152. Find a separating hyperplane with this One Weird Kernel Trick

     April 7th, 2013 11:03am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 07, 2013 - 6:03 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/07/find-a-separating-hyperplane-with-this-one-weird/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/07/find-a-separating-hyperplane-with-this-one-weird/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

153. Ducklips

     Teenage Narcissist: You got a like, buddy?
     Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: Yeah, sure kid.
     Teenage Narcissist: [poses with ducklips] And a comment!
     Sue Charlton: [guardedly] Daffy, give her a comment.
     Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: [amused] What for?
     Sue Charlton: [cautiously] She’s making ducklips.
     Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: [chuckles] That’s not ducklips.
     [poses with ducklips]
     Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: THAT’s ducklips.
     [Daffy unlikes the teenage narcissist’s post and maintains eyeball to eyeball stare]
     Teenage Narcissist: Shit!
     [she and her friends run off]
     Michael J. “Daffy” Duck: [to Sue] Just kids having fun. You all right?
     Sue Charlton: [relieved] I’m always all right when I’m with you, Daffy.

     April 7th, 2013 10:18am

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154. 

     No filter required. This IIPA is clear enough out of secondary to read through. on Flickr.

     April 6th, 2013 3:38pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 06, 2013 - 10:38 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/06/no-filter-required-this-iipa-is-clear-enough-out/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/06/no-filter-required-this-iipa-is-clear-enough-out/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

155. 

     Band geeks. on Flickr.

     April 4th, 2013 7:03pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon April 05, 2013 - 2:03 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/04/04/band-geeks-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/04/04/band-geeks-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

156. 

     Emo tastes freedom. on Flickr.

     March 31st, 2013 10:35am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 31, 2013 - 5:35 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/31/emo-tastes-freedom-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/31/emo-tastes-freedom-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

157. 

     View my 3 latest photos on Flickr: http://flic.kr/u/2mJ1Jd/aHsjEx5Xev

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr

     March 30th, 2013 7:54pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 31, 2013 - 2:54 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/30/view-my-3-latest-photos-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/30/view-my-3-latest-photos-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

158. 

     March 30th, 2013 3:42pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 30, 2013 - 10:42 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/30/post-46707151718/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/30/post-46707151718/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

159. The Wizard of Oz

     March 30th, 2013 12:18pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 30, 2013 - 7:18 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/30/the-wizard-of-oz/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/30/the-wizard-of-oz/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

160. “Landed on earth, no where to go… a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe)”

     March 29th, 2013 2:19pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 29, 2013 - 9:19 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/29/landed-on-earth-no-where-to-go-a-hole-in-my/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/29/landed-on-earth-no-where-to-go-a-hole-in-my/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

161. 

     Shutup-css to the rescue!

     March 28th, 2013 10:03am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 28, 2013 - 5:03 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/28/shutup-css-to-the-rescue/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/28/shutup-css-to-the-rescue/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

162. SANS What Actually Affects Change in InfoSec Summit 2013

     • Exception Requests: Saying No
     • Bumping tickets, e-mailing, and nagging for fun and profit
     • Exploiting MBAs and JDs
     • Burn Out Bourbons, Gins, and Tequilas
     • How I learned to stop worrying and love the meeting
     • Finding Ordinality is Dead
     • Using Consultants as Puppets 101
     • Not being a perfectionist asshole
     • Crying wolf is deprecated

     March 26th, 2013 11:20am

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163. 

     Cold feet. on Flickr.

     March 24th, 2013 4:34pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 24, 2013 - 11:34 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/24/cold-feet-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/24/cold-feet-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

164. 

     Belgian: kinda ho hum boring. IIPA: holy moly. on Flickr.

     March 23rd, 2013 5:02pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 24, 2013 - 12:02 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/23/belgian-kinda-ho-hum-boring-iipa-holy-moly-on/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/23/belgian-kinda-ho-hum-boring-iipa-holy-moly-on/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

165. 

     Juggling. on Flickr.

     March 23rd, 2013 3:03pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 23, 2013 - 10:03 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/23/juggling-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/23/juggling-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

166. Monetizeyourcat:

     daily reminder that ponies never grow up into horses, they’re different animals

     March 23rd, 2013 2:38pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 23, 2013 - 9:38 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/23/monetizeyourcat-daily-reminder-that-ponies/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/23/monetizeyourcat-daily-reminder-that-ponies/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

167. 

     Gifmovie:

     The Wire (2002)

     March 12th, 2013 8:27am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 12, 2013 - 3:27 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/12/the-wire/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/12/the-wire/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

168. 

     The red switch. on Flickr.

     March 10th, 2013 10:25am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 10, 2013 - 5:25 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/10/the-red-switch-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/10/the-red-switch-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

169. A thing some of your peers actually believe could happen

     “Understaffed startup attributes shipping on time releases and steady feature improvements without death-marches, attrition, an FTC injunction, a data breach, or revenue impact to weeks spent implementing:

     • an HSM.
     • a certificate authority tied to the HSM.
     • transport encryption (correctly).
     • browser based bcrypt(scrypt(PBKDF2())) password storage.
     • a honeynet.
     • data classification, retention, and encryption.
     • CAPTCHAs.
     • secondary questions.
     • out of band credential reset via e-mail and SMS.
     • authentication rate limiting.
     • two factor authentication.
     • the latest browser-supported frame-busting, XSS, and CSRF mitigating security controls.
     • a custom security library.
     • vulnerability management.
     • administrative roll based access.
     • proper logging.
     • log monitoring.
     • fraud monitoring.
     • BGP peering DDoS appliances.
     • a web application firewall.
     • an intrusion detection system.
     • Sender Policy Framework.
     • A separate top level domain for every system.
     • developer training in:application security, security architecture, cryptography, ecrime, computer and network forensics, and incident response.
     • security through obscurity (no NOT security through obscurity!) ((what does that even mean?)) (((well it rhymes!)))
     • a vulnerability disclosure bounty program.
     • an FTC injunction.
     • a SOX, HIPPA, PCI-DSS compliance program.
     • server file integrity monitoring.
     • and the free pizza lunches the founders provided daily.

     March 4th, 2013 9:32am

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170. 

     15 minutes, 12 ounces of hopburst. on Flickr.

     March 3rd, 2013 7:03pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 04, 2013 - 3:03 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/03/15-minutes-12-ounces-of-hopburst-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/03/15-minutes-12-ounces-of-hopburst-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

171. Two Fish

     Badkidsjokes:

     there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
     do you know how to drive this thing
     BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR

     March 2nd, 2013 9:27am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon March 02, 2013 - 5:27 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/03/02/two-fish/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/03/02/two-fish/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

172. 

     Welp it says I gotta by the end of the day or else, so I guess I gotta. on Flickr.

     February 27th, 2013 12:10pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 8:10 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/27/welp-it-says-i-gotta-by-the-end-of-the-day-or/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/27/welp-it-says-i-gotta-by-the-end-of-the-day-or/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

173. 

     Old-timey hand crafted artisinal snake oil! It pumps! It dumps! on Flickr.

     February 26th, 2013 11:10am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 26, 2013 - 7:10 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/26/old-timey-hand-crafted-artisinal-snake-oil-it/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/26/old-timey-hand-crafted-artisinal-snake-oil-it/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

174. 

     ShmooCon 2013 on Flickr.

     February 25th, 2013 9:22am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 25, 2013 - 5:22 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/25/shmoocon-2013-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/25/shmoocon-2013-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

175. 

     View my 2 latest photos on Flickr: http://flic.kr/u/2mJ1Jd/aHsjE74AWU

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr

     February 23rd, 2013 3:09pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 23, 2013 - 11:09 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/23/view-my-2-latest-photos-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/23/view-my-2-latest-photos-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

176. 

     Prost! on Flickr.

     February 23rd, 2013 2:39pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 23, 2013 - 10:39 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/23/prost-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/23/prost-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

177. Free Talk Titles

     “How To Get Compliant Fast And Stay Compliant With This Weird Old Tip From A Single Mom”

     “Skinning Cats: My Way or You Are a Dumb and Horrible Person.”

     “Seventeen Slides Of ISO 27002 Ideas And Last Years Meme Image Macros”

     “The Smart Grid Killed My Parents For Fun And Profit”

     “Free ”

     February 23rd, 2013 11:37am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 23, 2013 - 7:37 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/23/free-talk-titles/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/23/free-talk-titles/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

178. If they stopped saying APT and Cyber and started using your lingo

     Hi US-ites!

     We had an offsite last week to review how we can provide the best products, services, and solutions to meet the needs of our customers in 2013, and I’m pretty excited to say: we’re totally gonna kill it!

     Our first goal: Triple our innovation metrics to disrupt the competition.

     Measures of success: Team! Be at scrum by 10!”

     February 18th, 2013 10:13pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 19, 2013 - 6:13 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/18/if-they-stopped-saying-apt-and-cyber-and-started/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/18/if-they-stopped-saying-apt-and-cyber-and-started/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

179. 

     Proper glasswear for con-flu chlorophrenamine maleate bubbly. Con-flu deserves it. You deserve it. on Flickr.

     February 18th, 2013 12:06pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 18, 2013 - 8:06 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/18/proper-glasswear-for-con-flu-chlorophrenamine/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/18/proper-glasswear-for-con-flu-chlorophrenamine/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

180. Well, actually…

     Luke: [the engineer unit blows its top] Uncle Owen!
     Uncle Owen: [looks up from paying the Recruiter] Yeah?
     Luke: This Engineering unit has a bad “Well, actually…” motivator. Look.
     Uncle Owen: [to the Recruiter] Hey, what are you trying to push on us?

     February 5th, 2013 8:48am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon February 05, 2013 - 4:48 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/02/05/well-actually/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/02/05/well-actually/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

181. Check out Kraftwerk LIVE (no, really, live, not just remixed) in the 70s and 80s over at Dangerous Minds.

     January 31st, 2013 8:52am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 31, 2013 - 4:52 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/31/check-out-kraftwerk-live-no-really-live-not/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/31/check-out-kraftwerk-live-no-really-live-not/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

182. 

     Twinpeakscaptioned:

     james, ever the wordsmith

     January 29th, 2013 10:20pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 30, 2013 - 6:20 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/29/twinpeakscaptioned-james-ever-the-wordsmith/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/29/twinpeakscaptioned-james-ever-the-wordsmith/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

183. 

     Wwwtxt:

     CYBER PAINT ▰ Advertisement for Cyber Studio/Cyber Paint, STart Magazine ☯88SEP

     CYBER!

     January 28th, 2013 8:56pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 29, 2013 - 4:56 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/28/wwwtxt-cyber-paint-advertisement-for-cyber/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/28/wwwtxt-cyber-paint-advertisement-for-cyber/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

184. 

     Dry hopping 5 gal. Surly Bitter Brewer w/ 2.5 oz. Glacier hops. Hopunion tasting notes: “Pleasant & Hoppy” on Flickr.

     January 27th, 2013 7:34pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 28, 2013 - 3:34 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/27/dry-hopping-5-gal-surly-bitter-brewer-w-25-oz/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/27/dry-hopping-5-gal-surly-bitter-brewer-w-25-oz/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

185. 

     Non-Drinkers INSURANCE. on Flickr.

     January 26th, 2013 1:40pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 26, 2013 - 9:40 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/26/non-drinkers-insurance-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/26/non-drinkers-insurance-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

186. shavingryansprivates:

     its free real estate

     January 22nd, 2013 9:20pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 23, 2013 - 5:20 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/22/shavingryansprivates-its-free-real-estate/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/22/shavingryansprivates-its-free-real-estate/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

187. Davi Ottenheimer on Authenticity

     January 22nd, 2013 10:55am

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 22, 2013 - 6:55 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/22/davi-ottenheimer-on-authenticity/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/22/davi-ottenheimer-on-authenticity/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

188. Heroku - current status and incident report

     January 21st, 2013 11:07pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 22, 2013 - 7:07 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/21/heroku-current-status-and-incident-report/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/21/heroku-current-status-and-incident-report/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

189. 

     Don’t stir your beer. on Flickr.

     January 20th, 2013 7:08pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 21, 2013 - 3:08 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/20/dont-stir-your-beer-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/20/dont-stir-your-beer-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

190. 

     Cracked flask on Flickr.

     January 20th, 2013 7:07pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 21, 2013 - 3:07 AM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/20/cracked-flask-on-flickr/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/20/cracked-flask-on-flickr/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

191. Drunck

     Badkidsjokes:

     why did the stupid drunck idiot dance in the middle of the motorway.

     well he was drunck what did you expect the reason was. I mean thats what drunck people do when there drunk isnt it

     January 20th, 2013 3:02pm

     Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon January 20, 2013 - 11:02 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/01/20/drunck/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/01/20/drunck/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

192. On Modules and Gems and Similar Works

     A family walks into a talent agency. It’s a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, “We have a really amazing act. You should represent us.”

     “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too cute.”

     The mother steps forward.

     “Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." 

     "OK. OK. I’ll take a look.”

     First, I come out and pick a guy from the audience and ask him to pick a scripting language. It doesn’t matter what language he picks, we can do the act in Perl, Python, Ruby, R, you name it. We blindfold the guy and put him in an isolation chamber on stage so that he isn’t in the know on the middle of the act.

     Then I go out and hold back the standard library in that language by weeding out anyone that hopes to improve it and distracting them with more interesting work. Meanwhile, my wife begins work on a much improved alternative and cutely named alternative to the problematic standard library.

     So then, when she’s done, my son publishes her new library in the standard package manager using the cute name, but here’s the thing: he changes the name used to import it subtly. Say we call the library doubleagent in the package manager but to use it in a script, you have to import or use or require or whatever agentagent. 

     Then my daughter starts cranking out useful scripts that use the library. But she assigns the documentation to our dog! He never writes it!

     This is where I come back in: I SEO a buncha ads for these great scripts with no documentation and don’t mention the module’s package managed name.

     Then we go get the guy we picked from the audience and we take the blindfold off and we ask him to try to write a script that will almost definitely need our new libraries, only we give him a fresh server build to write it on so if he wants ‘em, he has to set up his environment first.

     It’s all going ok until the guy decides to use our library (they always do, trust me). The guy doesn’t know agentagent doesn’t exist in the package manager because it’s really doubleagent but all the SEO articles I write act like everyone already knows this because I google dork for anyone that mentions it offhand and DMCA them into taking it down. 

     The act wraps with the guy from the audience having to search Stack Exchange type sites and waste 5 minutes of the entire theater’s life to find that agentagent is doubleagent. Once he figures this out, he files it away as language-lore and we forbid him from publishing anything about it.

     For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call it?”

     And the father says, “The Aristocrats!”

     January 16th, 2013 9:47am

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193. QLColorCode

     January 12th, 2013 12:47pm

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194. 

     Laughingsquid:

     David Bowie Releases The Next Day, His First Album in Ten Years

     January 7th, 2013 11:55pm

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195. 

     I wonder if the sword had a buy-it-now raring? on Flickr.

     January 3rd, 2013 3:07pm

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196. 

     Never gets old. on Flickr.

     January 3rd, 2013 12:05pm

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