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posts from 2023

  1. this thing is chock full of software upscaling a la “Let It Be”, and that’s certainly a choice. I know this pisses lots of people off (like normalization, autotune, drum machines, etc) and I’m not gonna tilt at it, it’s just a thing people are doing right now.

    I think it’s ok to be mad at the dip in quality between film and digital and not want to present it in 320 lines of blur. I don’t think this is a “let people enjoy things” take.

  2. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like https://botsin.space/@wayback_exe/111670277950182240

  3. nice, nice, American Masters: “Max Roach”

    https://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/masters/max-roach/

  4. kinda fun to have started ( https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109689742882840282) and ended the year w/ Pargin ( https://johndiesattheend.com)—completely unplanned.

  5. 23rd book of the year: “Zoey Is Too Drunk for This Dystopia" by Jason Pargin. Fun as expected. A pre-order, because that this point I just subscribe to Pargin stuff.

    It’s been two months since I finished anything, my head has not been in the right space to read, I’d bounced off three other things, and I’ve been taking lots of long walks instead.

    Hardback cover, dark purple circuit-looking lines over purple background, illustration of someone wearing a pink cat earring with orange flames obscuring their face and a butterfly obscuring the flames, holding a wine glass of flames, title in black over a pink blob.

  6. was looking for a set of configuration params for something incredibly tedious to look up from scratch yesterday

    I was pretty sure I’d temporarily had it in an unsaved sublime text tab and stumbled into sublime not only supporting “command-shift-T” to restore closed tabs but that I could keep going, back years in fact. Yikes. Wasn’t there though.

    Maybe iTerm? Sure enough: Session -> Open paste history, from three weeks ago.

  7. 🏁

    kindof a typical weekday: walk the kid to Flynn, continue on to try to hit blocks I’ve never logged walking, do about 5 miles, be back by 9-ish. But, today, I finally logged the last few blocks of Noe in the somewhat arbitrary bounds I established for myself to completion.

    New bounds: from Caesar Chavez to 101 to 280 to San Jose Ave.

    a street map of san francisco, from Twin Peaks to Dolores Park to 101, with purple lines demarking logged walks over 2/3 of the blocks. One walk is highlighted a darker purple looping around Bernal Heights, kissing Holly Park, and then west to Noe

  8. a friend not on fedi turned me on to “A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs" yesterday. I just enjoyed the first four episodes or so and it’s excellent https://500songs.com

  9. like any hobby I guess, doing this is a great way to shut up my stupid brain, but this one helps me sleep. At least that’s the idea, anyway.

    Bernal is next, then Glen Park.

  10. Well this got out of hand, as usual with me.

    I wanted to make a goal for myself, so I started adjusting where I went so that I can have walked every street b/w 20th, valencia, 30th, and market (but not market).

    The last few walks have been weirdo routes to tag dead end streets and main drags.

    I had intended to finish tonight but I was too hungry for the last few blocks of Noe.

    A street map of San Francisco’s Noe Valley, Dolores Heights, Liberty Hill, and bits of Bernal Heights, Glen Park, and Twin Peaks, with purple pathing lines on nearly every street in the area b/w 20th, valencia, 30th, and market (but not market). cropped to not completely dox myself

  11. Jr., last week, overhearing parent-talk, said “Wait, so if you’re in your forties, so I’m in my five-ies?"

  12. late to this but I really enjoyed Dark (2017) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5753856/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

  13. I get that it’s synecdoche or w/e but the “this bike lane is killing small blah blah” slogan is kinda funny

    the entire road was redesigned—parking removed, turns prohibited, etc. so it is annoying to center (heh) the bike lane in the argument when so few bike riders even wanted the stupid thing

    if the posters said “SFMTA is killing…” we’d all agree with it

    #SFBike

  14. “What about that blue one? We’ll take that one.”

    a house in san francisco that is painted white with blue trim

  15. junior is watching a lot of the 1960s Spiderman cartoon lately, which has pretty catchy music that it maybe relies on a bit too much: like it’s always playing one of three for our themes

    now, I only know those themes from King Megatrip mixes from twenty years ago ( https://megatrip.blogspot.com/2021/02/king-megatrip-mixtapes-2000-2002.html), who fell out of my syndication subs at some point and I’ve now fixed.

    https://megatrip.blogspot.com

  16. =]

    Screenshot of part of an email from Goat Hill Pizza: Your Birthday treat is waiting.

  17. violating my “why would you, a fortuneless person, read a thing for people with fortunes?" self-imposed guidelines to share this hilarious California Forever progress report: https://fortune.com/2023/11/30/california-forever-tech-city-heckle-billionaires-central-valley-flannery-associates/

  18. lmao

  19. camera two, camera one

    Market street as seen from twin peaks

    market street as seen from christmas tree point

  20. walked down to and through Glen Canyon after lunch

    o/ to the runner who jogged straight up a shortcut from portola’s little dog leg to twin peaks blvd. I was going to head home but decided to follow up instead

    photo of a a quiet single track through the woods in Glen Canyon

    houses cantilevered on 40 foot pillars as seen from below in glen canyon

    apple maps photo of where I decided to head up instead of home after watching a runner take the shortcut I drew in pink

  21. photograph of the sunrise, mostly sky, over bernal, from the mission

  22. decided to try SFMTA’s recommended southwest route ( https://www.sfmta.com/maps/san-francisco-bike-network-map) today: climbed up chavez to tag slow sanchez, then back down to san jose, arlington, hearst, halloway, south around lake merced, and cruised up the great highway to the windmills to head home through the park, wiggle, etc.

    Lovely!

    my red and white all city macho man on a pedestrian bridge over lake merced, looking north

  23. oblique strategy

    the moment you slide a kitchen aide mixer speed selector from 0 to not 0

    you

    the moment the mixer begins to mix

    ECU a red stand mixer selector pegged far left on 0, 0 Stir 2 4 6 8 10

  24. I only ever recorded these to get a distance measurement immediately after I was done and had forgotten they were recorded. there’s so much shit out there that we keep forever “for free” and I guess that’s ok but I would also be ok if we did not do this at all, it’s all so arbitrary

  25. so I walk a few miles every morning looked for an app help me be more intentional about taking streets I’ve never taken before and was susprised when https://citystrides.com/ pulled in… every walk I’ve ever recorded in strava.

    it’s neat seeing the stark difference between tight squiggles of political lit drops up and down steps from years ago (usually hanging door cards on every house doorknob on a turf of a few blocks) next to meanderings of normal walks on sidewalks

    a street map of the southwest of noe valley with purple lines throughout from walks I’ve done in the past few months and a tightly packed bunch of walks along a few blocks in one corner where I did a lit drop like six years ago

    a map of SF’s NoPa neighborhood with a tight four block turf of purple squiggly lines

    a map SF’s inner sunset where I clearly walked a ways to a turf from golden gate park

  26. I normally that find perpetual schadenfreude wears pretty thin (in that it doesn’t work to make me feel any better and is eventually a real bummer. I’m glad it helps other people though.)

    But this guy is just so incredibly annoying. So, sorry about that. Won’t make it a habit.

  27. jeeze, I guess I’s best be avoiding that fella in my business dealings [slaps open a metal ticket book, removes a bic pen, licks a finger, flips to the first empty page of an 8” x 5” legal pad, licks the pen tip, and begins writing: s, a, m, et cetera]

  28. commuting a few blocks out of my way for some (but not enough) safety delenda est

    that said, this route is so much better than it used to be!

    my commute sf bicycle network routeNorth on valenciaEast on 23rdNorth on ShotwellEast on 17thNorth on FolsomNorthwest on 5thNortheast on Marketez-mode hell zone lane split on Kearny

  29. I left to meet the fam for 5pm dinner after this (DST delenda est).

    The worker in charge (idk ranks) told me it smelled like paper burning and I agree. The garage was, from what i saw, mostly storage of somebody’s stuff and not actively used for parking or w/e. Sorry somebody! That stinks.

    And after, just this morning, walking past Cellarmaker as they cleaned up a broken plate glass window.

    Bummer of a day!

  30. I called 911 on an active fire on Osage St. (the half block west of / behind Mission St) this evening near 26th because I saw a garage door smoking in a funny way. (nobody was hurt afaik)

    SFFD made from a few blocks away in about 90 seconds? It was pretty remarkable. They had to chainsaw the door off and use hoses on it.

    Anyway, I’ve never done that before, nice to have on hand!

  31. that everyone fuckin’ hates DST yet we still have it is p effective propaganda

  32. have been going for walks every weekday morning for the past two weeks after dropping the kid off at school and following “whatever is steeper" holistic routes

    Yesterday, we dropped junior off at Flynn and then climbed the steps south from Cesar Chavez near the highway and went around the east of Bernal.

    It’s fun to see out parts of the city I’ve seen from afar for years, and this area specifically would make for a great new walk or two in Bakalinski’s Stairway Walks of SF

    photo of 101 at cesar chavez, potrero ave, and bayshore blvd from the steps at peralta and holladay ave

    photo of 101 at cesar chavez, potrero ave, and bayshore blvd from holladay ave

    Looking east over bayshore halloday or brewster ave (I forget)

  33. To the south: San Francisco? Daly City?

    To the east: US 1

    photo of the san francisco (or daly city or pacificia? I’m not sure) coastline from 20 miles north on the coast, looking south over a ridge as the sun set. urban lights are vibisle along the coast

    photograph of the sun setting over the pacific ocean, a line of bush, and a large orange tent in the foreground in a clearing

    photograph looking north-east from the westerly point of the upper camp site at Slide Ranch. US 1 is along the ridge.

  34. We camped at Slide Ranch the night before last.

    Pretty nice! Our 5 yo had a blast.

    In addition to the farm with chickens, sheep, and goats, the camp site is well sited, and from it, there is a trail down to pacific ocean tide pools.

    photograph of single track trail that descends 100 feet over 3/5ths of a mile to pacific ocean tide pools. the trails are all well trodden but posion plants are common on either side

    photograph of pacific coast shore rocks at slide ranth, north of san francisco

    pacific ocean tide pool sea anenenenenenomies (which I have a hard time pronouncing). They look like 4” dirty brown hoses with green spikey spiney succulents with purple tipds on the end in a ring

  35. jimmy fallon at band of brothers s1e5

    the alien from the star trek the next generation episode, darmok (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok)statement translates as "schmuck!"

  36. Slide Ranchallones

    photograph of the Farallones from Slide Ranch camp ground, north of san francisco of US 1 past Stinson Beach

    max zoom, photograph of the Farallones from Slide Ranch camp ground, north of san francisco of US 1 past Stinson Beach

  37. damn!

  38. lived near the 33, 14, 49, etc for a while and got really spoiled by reasonable headways

    now I’m by the 27, a perfect door to door school bus for my kid, on paper, if only the headway nearly three times as long as the 49’s. It is faster to just walk.

  39. didn’t notice I’d stacked my bigfoot monster truck shirt with a bigfoot beer hat, wife did though

    selfie on the way out the door, wearing a bigfoot monster truck shirt and bigfoot beer hat

  40. https://thecinemaholic.com/bodies-iris-kyal-elias-new-timeline/ this cinemaholic piece calls an LP record that is showing being cut live and played back on a record player multiple times throughout the series a “tape” throughout the piece 🫠

    the ‘buy it now raiting’ samurai sword guy’s younger brother (?) saying “it’s tape”

  41. the second funniest thing in the new yorker thing about san francisco was the grow sf people wearing their own swag

    the funniest thing was the retiree calling a biz tax “punitive", which, like, I’m not a lawyer, but, lol, lmao

    0.175 percent to 0.69 (nice) percent on gross receipts for businesses with over $50 million in gross annual receipts, or

    1.5 percent of payroll expenses for certain businesses with over $1 billion in gross annual receipts and administrative offices in San Francisco.

  42. this was not about mack “the navigator” andyson when i wrote it, but today it is

  43. what finally makes the man start to crack is seeing a woman on a bicycle, war never changes

  44. http://www.online-literature.com/anton_chekhov/1289/ Anton Chekhov on next-door-posting, every-day-carry types of 1898, “The Man in the Case” ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Case)

    Fun. I’m reading some light socialist realism, "Stalingrad”, by Vasily Grossman, and this story came up in reference with a footnote so I tracked it down.

    Photograph of the Belikov Monument next to the Chekhov Gymnasium in Taganrog, from Wikipedia

  45. hegemony havers complaining about their critics while getting their way are ridiculous. this message repeats.

  46. absolutely not, app badges privileges revoked

    iPhone "Phone" app notification indicator screenshot, a white "1" in a red circle over what looks like a very abstract magnetic tape reel to reel icon over the word "Voicemail" in dark gray

    iPhone "Phone" app screenshot, text over a button:To retrieve a voicemail first set a password and greeting.[Set Up]

  47. I skipped the damned introduction (as per. I don’t read introductions first, they are for re-readers) and read it after, which is a lot of words to say some interesting things but mostly conclude that Walter Benjamin gets the closest to figuring Kafka out

    so I’ve now got https://docslib.org/doc/5900836/franz-kafka-on-the-tenth-anniversary-of-his-death open to maybe read, maybe abandon, at some later time, idk

  48. 22nd book of the year: “The Trial" by Franz Kafka.

    Someone in Bernal Heights (Bonview at or near Cortland? It was a few months ago) left a box of books on the sidewalk with “FREE” written on a flap that had a few things I grabbed, among them, DFW’s “Consider the Lobster, and other essays” which I started and abandoned (lol), and this.

    I enjoy stuff like this from time to time but don’t think I’m “smart enough” for it, whatever that means (and I’m not entirely sure).

    paperback cover, Schoken press edition, introduction by George Steimer, a red tinted photograph of a face—really only the right half from chin to eyebrow—peers through four black bars inset on a black cover

    the copy I read, yesterday, on my blue beach towel in the foregrown, my own shadow on the patio pavers in the background, where I was working on my suntan yesterday, wondering why god gives me his toughest battles (why I chose to read this instead of a page-turner that would actually be relaxing for the weekend)

  49. arrabbiata base is just garlic, tomato, salt¹ and pepper²

    ¹ kosher, anchovy

    ² paprika, cracked black, red flakes, greek pepperocini

    arrabbiata base in the bottom of a sauce pan: minced garlic, tomato paste, kosher salt, anchovies, paprika, cracked black pepper, red pepepr flakes, minced greek pepperocini

  50. trip report: if they did it wasn’t up to the day or crowd, it was hot as hell in there

    nevertheless, great show

    audience photo of Queens of the Stone Age performing at Bill Graham Auditorium, the band is lit by a triangle of pink lights overhead hard to believe, I’m sure, but with a crowd of mostly 40-something couples in black rock t-shirts (yours truly included), the damned bar ran out of IPA before the band even started

  51. does bill graham have air conditioning? going to the qotsa show tonight and haven’t been there on a hot day before

  52. two nights of clean living, exercising again after a week of office work followed by a weekend house guest, plus a new pillow top on the bed, fell asleep at 9:30, did not wake up until 5:45.

    i will learn nothing from this pleasant experience.

  53. Hosting my kid’s birthday party yesterday answering a friend’s question, “so how do you know all of these kids?”

    “Well that kid is so and so, they went to pre-school together. And that kid is so and so, they are in TK together. That kid in the red shirt is, ah, jeeze, a friend’s kid who we see all the time but I’m completely blanking on their name"

    She says, “Yeah, that’s so and so.”

    I say, "right, I forgot.”

    Then I realize I’m talking to the kid in the red shirt’s mom.

  54. o/ to whoever left an entire box of http://www.totalgrantsolution.org mugs on the sidewalk by my place today. my first name is Grant so I grabbed two of them. the saul bass lookin’ design and generic company name are perfect

    photograph, white corporate coffee mug, company name side “Tekmeca” in red helvetica next to an abstract geometric green and blue logo

    photograph, white corporate coffee mug, product name side “TOTAL GRANT SOLUTION” in red helvetica under to an abstract cut-up looking block and line three point star in red, yellow, and blue

  55. guy next to me on bart is reading the last few pages of The Road between civic center and the mission, brutal

  56. It’s all in the second person, which i got used to but, ugh

    it’ll probably make an OK movie

    it reminded me a lot of Jeff Noon who I enjoy more for this kind of thing

    Being set in and about Sri Lanka and Sri Lanka politics was really neat

    it’s pretty brutal in some places, which I don’t get down with

    the twist was annoying

    the last 20 pages were not needed

  57. 21st book of the year: “The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida”, by Shehan Karunatilaka

    A friend posted that they’d just read a book that they think might be the best book they’d ever read, and it was this one. 4, 3, 2, 1 was listed for a Booker and this one won the prize? OK, I’ll try it.

    I really wanted to like it more than I did, and the second act really flows well, but I had a hard time finishing it, today, finally. It’s right up my alley in lots of ways. v0v

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/57224204-the-seven-moons-of-maali-almeida

    Paperback cover, as I read it, centered all-caps futura lookin' font w/ thep points all alightly rounded in white over a multicolor acrylic painted face in bold geometric cirles and rings and swoops in vibrant colors

  58. stunt dark, labor free (free as in time)

    roux, baked 30 minutes, color: peanut butter

    roux, baked 60 minutes, color: chocolate

    roux, baked 90 minutes, color: darker chocolate

    roux, baked 240 minutes, poured and scraped onto on the aromatics, color: dark chocolate

  59. my kid (5y old this week!) has been obsessed with building stuff out of cardboard after drawing front back top and sides and cutting them out and wanted me to make a transformer yesterday

    so i searched for patterns and fell down a papercraft hole, do not recommend

    fiddly as shit i had to do all of the assembly myself

    he loves them though!

    also, cyberdrone’s deviantart is wild: https://www.deviantart.com/cyberdrone

    arcee, optimus prime, and soundwave transformers in robot mode, papercraft, colored by a 5y old, assembled poorly by mei made the first one correctly with slots and tabs, after that, fucking nope, used elmer's glue

    the optimus prime papercraft design we used, by "CyberDrone"

  60. i learned to make roux for gumbo from dad’s pal from boot camp, who was from louisiana, and he taught us the patient “stir, stir, stir, heat, stir, but whatever you do, don’t burn!” method.

    it stinks to stand over and mind and is apparently a recent trend. like, originally, people just didn’t make roux so dark that it was so much work

    but i do like my roux dark, so i start a few hours earlier and bake it at 350F, slight stir every half hour or so, easy mode

    a quarter sheet with a cup of oil in it, a cup of all purpose flour and roux spoon standing by, about to be addedmethod and recipe from serious eats, as per, which i use now instead of the old note card i used to dig out

    the raw roux, mixed, pale, in a quarter sheet, about to go into the oven, which i had just stirred with my roux spoon

    the roux in the quarter sheet in the oven

  61. ✅ boosted, ✅ flu vaxed, ✅ guy giving me the shot asked if I was a swimmer on account of these deltoids

  62. incredibly neat to me, after having read it, to learn that Kohlhaas was a historical person ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kohlhaas), that Marthin Luther actually did attempt to intercede, and even cooler, that Kohlhaas was out doing direction actions for 8 years to get justice before the state got him (and broke him on the wheel, yikes)

    also there’s of course a feature film which I’m probably not gonna bother with but what if it’s good idk https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2054790/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

  63. 20th book of the year: “Michael Kohlhaas”, by Heinrich von Kleist. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kohlhaas)

    4 3 2 1 was full of writers learning the trade from other writers and hundreds of books are mentioned. I’m sure I’ll thumb through it for more suggestions but this one was the first I chose.

    I think probably best to go in completely without any idea what it is beyond: german, written early 1800s, takes place in the 1500s, and Kafka, of all people liked it a lot.

    The paperback cover as I read it - just over 100 pages (slim!), an illustrated figure wearing a cloak leans against a broad sworn with one foot extended, hand to chin, only there is no chin (and no head), over a green to red to green gradient. The book title atop and author’s name below in gothic script

  64. The ebay search paid off and I was able to buy a pair of out-of-production pants identical to ones I already own (noticing as I post this that I’m wearing the original pair right now) for next to nothing because I like the pair I have and want them to live forever and this is one way to cheat commodity death. huzzah.

  65. Telling a friend about 4, 3, 2, 1 over dinner, I said it was romantic and lovely, if you didn’t mind new yorkers in love with new york, ellis island through the 60s, the anti-war movement, and all that shit we’ve heard so much about, which I did not mind.

    Later, while my kid was eating pizza and getting sauce two inches up both cheeks, I asked him to fold it in half and the guy at the next table who’d overheard me laughed and said "I’m from New York and it’s really like all of that, you know”

  66. 19th book of the year, “4, 3, 2, 1", by Paul Auster ( https://www.sfgate.com/books/article/4321-by-Paul-Auster-10889359.php)

    Loved it, spent most of my spare time since I started it with it, will miss it, probably missed a lot in it.

    The paperback cover as I read it - lower-case individually-placed stencil letters on an uneven baseline, the author’s name in blue sky atop the title in rust or flame orange, all over flat navy blue

  67. 🎼 “Lines form on my face and hands"

    Yeah it be like that

    🎤 "Lines form from the ups and downs”

    ikr?

    🎸 “I’m in the middle without any plans"

    Aren’t we all?

    🤘🏼 “I’m a boy and I’m a man”

    Yeah I feel like I’ve I’m on my third mid-life cri—

    👼🏼 “I’m eighteen!"

    Jesus H. Christ! No! Shut up!

  68. 🤌🏼

    bernal heights from the west side of mission street between 26th and caesar chavez, 7:40AM, clear blue skies, but the heights are shrouded in fog from the west

  69. Youtube is so great for guitar players. Via Norman’s Rare Guitars “Guitar of the Day”, in addition to the hosts, I got into Josh Smith, and from Josh to Bruce Foreman, and also from Josh to Greg Koch.

    Got a ticket to finally see Bruce Foreman in three weeks at the Keys Jazz Bistro, hell yeah.

  70. Up all night worrying that we haven’t begun design let alone construction of a thousand foot tall colossus (my preferred design is a phoenix looking west) atop earthworks in the san francisco bay, which, as a long term serious thinker, is my only political issue

    “there are only one shelter bed for every 15 people sleeping on the streets and some judge has the nerve—” Shut up! Shut up! What about the colossus?!

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  72. “It’s so dark with all this wood paneling, so to brighten it up, we’re going to paint it all this true white, and the walls this more neutral blue/gray. To separate these two rooms, we had a local artisan make this barn door to hang on rollers.”

    “Wow, it really does look like a barn door with these rails and stiles.", Norm said.

    “And for this accent wall, we were thinking, shiplap.”

  73. getting really close to watching the video cassette of space balls the movie w/ my This Old House speed run, and it is terrible. I’m now skipping the interior design nonsense like I already skip any home alarm system nonsense.

  74. the corrupt frisco wallet inspector is still funny as hell https://missionlocal.org/2023/08/rodrigo-santos-sentenced-to-prison/

    In this image from an FBI affidavit, Rodrigo Santos is accused of altering a check written to “DBI” to read “RoDBIgo Santos.” It was deposited in his Bank of America personal account.

  75. alright, “4321” has my attention, this is lovely

  76. 18th book of the year: “SPQR”, by Mary Beard

    Wanted to read some history after the last few things. Kept seeing Beard press over the years, saw she has a new book out and grabbed a used copy of her old stuff instead.

    lotta “assassinated for tyranny after proposing social and/or land use reforms” Kermit-confused-face.bmp

    lotta good stuff on how normal people lived

    next up, the most recent Paul Auster, “4321”, cya in like a month or two probably

    the paperback cover as i read it, title over author's name in black serif over white. the font is probably Trajan idk (haha). a crown (of gold laurel?) surrounds the titleINTERNATIONALBESTSELLERSPOR A HISTORYOF ANCIENTROME MARYBEARD'Beard succeeds triumphantly Sunday Times

  77. oh, one thing you’ve learned was against your will? must be nice!

  78. asleep by 9:15, wake up at 4, mentally review damage taken (doh) and given (oops) yesterday, pad down to the kitchen at 5, turn the lights on as dim as they go, make coffee, start to read scrollback and accruing damage for the day

    get annoyed by the ambient noise the fridge is making, use a smart-switch to power off the fridge, replace it with ambient noise somebody else made, cozy up by the speaker https://schwebung.bandcamp.com/album/radiance

    kid up at 5:40, we’re watching spiderman and doing the moves :||

  79. lol lmao that ‘judgement’ is correctly spelled ‘judgment’ in some uses and visa versa

    c’mon

  80. 17th book of the year: “The Palm-Wine Drinkard” and “My Life in the Bush of Ghosts” by Amos Tutuola ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/303496.The_Palm_Wine_Drinkard_My_Life_in_the_Bush_of_Ghosts)

    The story I enjoyed in Black Water 2 was an excerpt from “The Palm-Wine Drinkard” (which is subtitled “and his dead Palm-Wine Tapster in the Deads’ Town)

    I preferred the drinkard because more of the stories in it seem like little self-contained myths. And of course I’m glad to now have a connection back to the Byrne/Eno album that I love.

    current paperback cover of the plam-wine drinkard, and my life in the bush of hosts, flat orange on the top half and a green leaf motif on the bottom half with black text over both and abstract-ish opposing-half paper collage of what looks like an someone’s exquisite-corpse project (you can kinda make out a head on the top half and if that’s a head, maybe a body on the bottom half?)

  81. fake-warning “a man recommending a podcast"

    I had intended to stop consuming “the left stays losing" stuff for a bit because it is so g d depressing but https://the-santiago-boys.com is really, really good

    hashtags Allende EvgenyMorozov StaffordBeer ThePurposeOfASystemIsWhatItDoes Nixon CIA blah blah

  82. very belatedly getting into Unknown Mortal Orchestra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-36lCKovBg

  83. also, re-reading Bartleby (the original anti-makin’ copies guy) reminded me that 1) he has office mates named Turkey, Nippers, and Ginger Nut (tag yourself) and 2) “I would prefer not to” is only his first catch phrase, once he wore that out he pivoted to "I am not particular.” which is also delicious.

    Screen shot of an SNL “Makin’ Copies” sketch featuring Phil Hartman, (RIP), Julia Sweeney, Kevin Bacon, and Rob Schneider

  84. had mini-split air conditioning installed in our place last month, where i work from home, at great expense and wall-destruction, and now that it’s summer in the west bay I’m sitting in the cat bird seat

  85. I think merchant associations should have a seat at the table sike!

  86. first day of public school for junior (t. k. at Flynn) and well, well, well, if it isn’t my old nemesis, the prison-wall face with ever-changing hands which slow down the more you glance at them. slower and slower, slower and slower. but to look away is impossible

    photograph of the clock high up on the wall in a public school classroom

  87. the real best part though? I bought both 1 and 2 used as paperbacks and they are both about 1000 pages and about 70-90 stories but Black Water 2 was printed on much lighter paper than Black Water, which made holding the damned thing open to read much less uncomfortable.

  88. 16: “Black Water 2, More Tales of the Fantastic” loved it, full of surprises and delights from authors I’ve never heard of and authors most have — Arthur Conan Doyle, F Scott Fitzgerald, E B White, Joseph Conrad, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Margret Atwood, George Bernard Shaw , Arthur C Lark) — and stories too , like Melville’s Bartleby.

    "The Complete Gentleman” turned me onto Amos Tutuola, who I’m now reading in full.

    And a story from Isabell Allende?! Nice.

    previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/110403938932091902

    the paperback cover of Black Water 2, another creepy detail from the same painting used for the cover of Black Water. previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/110403938932091902

  89. snoop dog holding a joint, laughing, looking right, wearing a gray winter cap and white and tan striped scarf

    split shotsleft: the paperback nyrb cover of “Autobiography of a Corpse” by, which is on my to-read pile (after I finish my life in the bush of ghosts and the palm-wine drinkard)right: a black and white photograph of Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky wearing spectacles looking to the left in disbelief, as if looking at both the cover of his book, and snoop

  90. the only challenge coin i’ve ever kept

    photo of a challenge coin in my palm, a light blue field with a white daisy with a pink center in the middle, and the words Live top left, Love top right, and Laugh bottom center

  91. finally signing up for tsa [spits on the ground] pre and mad about this form question

    A screen shot of one question on the form which I waffled on before the everloving wife told me what she thought the right answer was :( Hair Color“Gray or partially gray”

  92. [TMBG voice] there’s only two parties in me, and I’m heading to the third

  93. Least favorite usually-reactionary move is when they say they are against something for the preposterous reason of, not-getting-it.

    “I don’t get it.”

    If you don’t get it, why not be FOR it until you do, or at least get the heck out of the way, knuckleheads.

  94. it is so weird how having hobbies is coped with by randos at parties who I assume are just thinking out loud

    “oh, you’re a ___ guy?"

    alright, hold your horses, no, don’t have that kind of attention span. I’m also mildly interested in and but don’t try to identify as into eight or nine other things, alright?

  95. more like sunburn streets

  96. Ship of Calrisseus

    a coast guard ship named The Millennium Falcon near alameda

  97. municipal yachting

    photo, clear blue sky day, wake under the bay bridge looking back to the san francisco city skyline, from a ferry en route to alameda

  98. What if 🥺 we kissed 😳 at the 🙅🏻‍♂️ giant fenced in 🧩 mystery field-of-mulch 🍂 in front of st lukes 🏥 at the muni bus stop that 🚍 buses only ever use to take🥱 breaks?

    to the left: a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch"

    to the right: more of a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch"

  99. reading up on Boris Vian ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Vian) after enjoying his very surreal story, “The Dead Fish.” What a way to go out mad!

    wikipedia screenshot: DeathOn the morning of 23 June 1959, Vian was at the Cinéma Marbeuf for the screening of the film version of I will Spit on Your Graves. He had already fought with the producers over their interpretation of his work, and he publicly denounced the film, stating that he wished to have his name removed from the credits. A few minutes after the film began, he reportedly blurted out: "These guys are supposed to be American? My ass!" He then collapsed into his seat and died from sudden cardiac death on his way to the hospital.

  100. went to grab Black Water 2 off the table only to find that a little spider was using it to build a web over the tv. spooky!

    not the first time this series has summoned bugs. previously https://mastodon.social/@gravely/110209784638054304

    my paperback of Black Water 2, a thousandish page collection of creepy short stories, on top of Amos Tutuola's The Palm-wine Drinkard and My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, which i'm also reading, sitting on a table in front of my tva spider dangles above both by a web

    E C U, the spider

  101. sfmta I challenge y’all to not concern troll this excellent feedback on your L by complaining about defacements

  102. in a world, where two movies come out around the same time, and every single person on earth seems to notice for some reason almost as if they were directly participating in a coordinated marketing campaign for one or the other or both movies, idk idk, ahem, ahem. every poster, must fight to survive

  103. exactly one block of this otherwise lovely ride was dumb enough for a car (perhaps London Breed herself!) to honk at me.

    assuming tenth-of-a-mile blocks, punters have about a 0.00043% chance of guessing which one it was!

    a strava screenshot of a bike route loop lined in red over San Francisco, from the Mission east to Oracle Arena, along the waterfront north and then west around to Ocean Beach and back through Golden Gate Park to the wiggle back to the mission

  104. Municipal Legacy Business Equity Agency

  105. my go to red sauce for two starts with the oil: a half cup, a quarter cup, and an eighth cup, to extract garlic, basil, and pepper, to fry the tomatoes, and to finish with butter and cheese, respectively

    the half with a head of garlic, large pinches of red pepper flakes, and soon (missing), four full stalks of basil in a small sauce pan

    the quarter, w/pepper flakes, for the tomatoes

    the eighth to finish, missing: eight chiffonaded basil leaves, salt to taste

  106. fifteen: Egan again. I knew I’d have a 10 hours of plane time, so I brought “Oceanic” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6741362-oceanic) and it delivered.

    Egan’s political and hard science (the bulk of this set) stories are my favorites while the atheist ones like the title story “Oceanic” are probably more interesting to previously religious people, which I never was. I’ve always found faith to be entirely inscrutable, so exploring losing it is kinda just more of that to me?

    the current "Oceaninc" paperback cover, mostly black with sepia colored imagery of something abstract (maybe from a microscope of some kind) covered by the authors name in large white distressed italic capital sans partially filled with a yellow liquid (that could be photographed vegetable oil, idk)

  107. introduced to Amos Tutuola’s “The Complete Gentleman” ( https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/11169484-the-complete-gentleman) via “Black Water 2.” Tutuola’s novel “My Life in the Bush of Ghosts” is what Brian Eno and David Byrne’s 1981 album is named after, which i did not know about and now would like to read.

    i can’t find you a copy but here’s a fun analysis: https://www.tor.com/2018/12/19/i-aint-got-no-body-amos-tutuolas-the-complete-gentleman/

  108. peony

    idk, a kind of lily?

    pink flowers, idk what kind!

    daisies?

  109. tacked a few days before a wedding to visit burlington, vermont for a day (lovely) and stay in a lake house on upper saranac lake (pictured, also lovely) for a two

    upper saranac lake, 150 aqi, a small sail boat named "She Troll" anchored in the right foreground

    a lake house on upper saranac lake, side view, flower gardens surround the path to the porch, lane in the bottom right

    a map of the north east coast of north america including washington dc, new york, boston,  toronto, and montreal, a blue dot near the center indicating about where we stayed

  110. had to “Draw a bunny" for a work training thing and there weren’t any rules so I printed someone else’s garfield sonic chimera, placed the paper out over my ipad, and used an apple pencil to trace their illustration into a notes.app note.

    nothing about this is mine except for the ears, tail, and color

    a garfield-sonic-bunny illustration bastardization I lined in apple notes over another artists’s illustartion with garfield’s legs, crossed arms, head, and stripes, Sonic’s spikes and shoes, and (my only additions) a rabbits ears and tail, watercolored with gray fur and carrot-orange shoes

  111. the center lane should instead be an overhead-wire trolly (modern or historical, w/e) that just bounces between mission and market all day long, back and forth, back and forth. I wonder what the headways would be with such a short route and where the shunting or passing spots might fit?

  112. people double park in the center turn lane between chavez and 22n on Sundays mostly, to go to https://realitysf.com or when the lot overflows at the https://www.driscollsmortuary.com

    afaik there is no legitimate other reason for the center lane to even exist. Lefts from Valencia are not causing traffic jams like lefts off of east bound Cesar Chavez do

    Given they can just as easily double park on the new death-lane, why didn’t the city extend the death-lane to Mission??

    #sfbike

  113. I had to buy a new suit to wear to friend’s wedding because I’ve been [smug pause] working out often enough that my size 40 jacket doesn’t fit anymore. turns out i’m a 42 now.

  114. extremely bored with our neo-gilded age and the affairs of our aristocrats. nonsense.

  115. fourteen: Greg Egan again, “Luminous”. It is out of print, but available self published by the author. The stories from just after those in Axiomatic (previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109661276920611083),

    Some fun stuff, although I would have liked it a lot more had I read it contemporaneously, when I was in my own more annoying atheist phase.

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/156782.Luminous?from_search=true&from_srp=true&qid=oFOAcY8oac&rank=1.

    the cover of Egan’s self-published edition from 2022, as I read it, a mostly white cover with a star burst illustration in the center in tints and shades of orange, title in author’s name in all-caps san serif red

  116. threading “Black Water 2” stories w/ the “Black Water” stories

    "The Phoenix” by Sylvia Townsend Warner

    https://www.poeticous.com/sylvia-townsend-warner/the-phoenix-many-authorities-on-bird-life-had-assured-lord-strawberry-t

  117. zz of unstoppable force

    side view of the top eight inches of a heavy zz plant bud finally opening after being all weird for a month

    top down view of the unfurling leaves of a heavy zz plant bud finally opening after being all weird for a month

  118. Munro has been a welcome break from the masculine, genre-dominated shit I’ve been reading. Shelving this one my shelf next to a pile of Murakami with only "Everyone In Silico” by Jim Munroe ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/342203.Everyone_in_Silico) between, as a mediator of sorts, makes for a heck of a counterpoint.

    Unlike (or, like?) Murakami, Munro’s women age (natch) and have their own experiences, inner lives, and desires. Munro’s also a slightly more interesting prosist (to me).

    previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109702814505504502

    pic of my bookshelf w/ munro on my shelf next to 8 murakamis, lol

  119. thirteenth book of '23, “Wilderness Station" ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25194123-a-wilderness-station) by Alice Munro (previously issued as "Selected Stories” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/14281.Selected_Stories)).

    Wow! Loved it.

    The “Selected Stories” title has had time to be rated and critiqued by much more careful readers. Lots of comparisons to Chekov, who I suppose I’ll check out next. I’ll also definitely be getting the companion collection, Family Furnishings, Selected Stories 1995-2014.

    the cover of A Wilderness Station, selected stories: 1968-1994, originally published as Selected Stories. Red on white water color text under an illustration of (I assume) the author

  120. neapolitan pizza topped with hand crushed san marzano, anchovies, capers, black olives, mozz, pecorino, pep, olive oil

    very good, I should have baked it a bit longer (like, ten seconds longer)

    neapolitan pizza prior to baking, on the peel, topped with hand crushed san marzano, anchovies, capers, black olives, mozz, pecorino, pep, olive oil

    neapolitan pizza baked ?0 seconds at 950F, on the board to be cut, topped with hand crushed san marzano, anchovies, capers, black olives, mozz, pecorino, pep, olive oil

    pizza under carriage, very light leopard spots

    neapolitan pizza cut and served, topped with hand crushed san marzano, anchovies, capers, black olives, mozz, pecorino, pep, olive oil, with a glass of wine

  121. not pictured: wildflowers galore, oops!

    anyway here’s a daisy that I liked at St. Mary’s playground (my photo), which has a great slide! (not my photo)

    two purple daisies

    a terrible photo of the 20 foot steel cyllinder slide at st. mary’s plaground, which I did once, but junior did over and over and over again both saturday and sunday, also good for hollaring into

  122. took Friday off and went on a hike to Black Sands Beach via Julian Trail ( https://www.alltrails.com/trail/us/california/black-sands-beach-via-julian-trail)

    the west side of the golden gate bridge over the hills and far way away on a sunny but hazy day from the trail head, not seen again the rest of the hikethe san francisco city skyline and sutro tower are barely visible in the haze

    sutro tower beyond the pacific ocean from black sands beach

    all trails.app hike summary, a square topo map detailing a zig-zagging westerly hike along a ridge and then descending steeply to the beach4.36 miles, 902 ft elevation gained, 1 hour 41 minutes to complete

  123. was thinking this morning how I missed "that dj that used to open 6AM with the same Billie Holiday song every morning on KCSM and was a great interviewer” even though our kid is old enough that I’m not up that early every day (just every few days) anymore

    Her name is Alisa Clancy, and it looks like a boss was involved in her retirement? Dumb. https://www.sfcv.org/articles/feature/kcsms-alisa-clancy-signs

  124. my plan for when I finally ghost on everyone is to still be self aware enough to not gotta give people thirty to fifty years younger than me one last spoonful of pablum they didn’t ask for on my way out the door 😉 😉 😉

  125. joked to myself the other day “wow it must have been windy last night" as I passed the flattened flex-post on east-bound 17th at Gus’s, but it’s been that way since at least January.

    this is what passes for a compromise on the city’s bike network map ( https://www.sfmta.com/maps/san-francisco-bike-network-map)

    this morning I watched someone slowly drive over it, front left wheel, back left wheel, to park, 🙃

    google maps photo of the corner, from January 2023, the flex post is already flattened in this picture

    screenshot of the linked bike map from the castro to potrero

  126. finally made it to salesforce park today with junior. incredibly rad the that we as a society have somehow made one, single, incredibly nice (mid) multi-story boondoggle bus stop instead of improving every other bus stop even slightly, like it’s almost, as if the author, were trying to, very clumsily, make a point, about, nah, no, couldn’t be, that would mean that, wow, no way

  127. “Hi, do you work here?”

    “No. Does it look like I work here?”

    “Yeah, kinda.”

    “Fuck!”

    selfie, me, the vibe every time i wear khakis, going back to 2007 or so

  128. is that the annoying over-40 poster?

    [I start complaining about stupid motorcycles and car alarms to nobody in particular]

    yep

  129. thanks car-London, for telling the [adrian belew voice] ”this is a dangerous place!" story to everybody in ear shot, threatening to get the cops involved but not actually usefully getting anyone involved at all, just being annoying to everyone around, and useless, to boot

  130. really enjoying Alice Munro stories, more than I expected, and a little bummed that I don’t remember who suggested them.

    I started with the '68–’94 collection, “A Wilderness Station”, great stuff so far!

    obnoxious photo-of-the-book-text, but with easy copy paste alt text, yay:Before she came to Dr. Henshawe's, Rose had never heard of the working class. She took the designation home."This would have to be the last part of town where they put the sewers," Flo said."Of course," Rose said coolly. "This is the working-class part of town.""Working class?" said Flo. "Not if the ones around here can help it."🤣🤣🤣

    the cover of my paperback, a watercolor in grays, of the author

  131. gravely started reading A Wilderness Station

    Cover of A Wilderness Station

  132. I haven’t gotten covid yet because of my positive mental attitude, which you can tell I have because I’m cracking trying to say this with a straight face

  133. As a fun thought experiment, every time I hear a car alarm going off in the city, I think to myself: Wow, our great Mayor, London Breed, who is a car, must really love San Francisco. There she is, living her best life, occupying a parking spot, honking her horn with devotion.

    Honk! Honk! Honk!

    So inspiring! 🤗🌁

  134. michael moritz is immune to spoonerism and thus an unstoppable foe

    look

    “michael moritz”

    see? doesn’t work

    christ, what an asshole

  135. I’ve only ever read one other collection of stories that was so well assembled I chased the editor before the various authors therein and that was Otto Penzler.

    So, if Black Water looks fun to you (it was for me!), I also recommend Penzler’s collections: “The Best American Mystery Stories of the Twentieth Century”, “The Best American Mystery Stories of the Nineteenth Century”, and “The Best American Noir of the Century” ( https://www.goodreads.com/author/list/12471.Otto_Penzler?utf8=✓&sort=popularity)

  136. twelfth book of '23 for me, "Black Water: The Book of Fantastic Literature” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53080.Black_Water I started a Bookwyrm and posted there too but, alas no one there has reviewed it yet), edited by Alberto Manguel. 72 fantastic stories in a door stop of a paper back (at least that’s how I read it), each one with a contextual introduction, and organized into themes.

    I’m now looking forward to starting the second one Manguel collected, Black Water 2.

    Previously: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109372394967950916

    paperback cover of Black Water, the title in black over an illustration of three people in blue, green, and red tunics decreasingly obscured in waht look like doorways in a subway, part of a larger painting https://whitney.org/collection/works/3052

    The Subway is the best known of the figurative paintings George Tooker made in response to the social injustices and isolation of postwar urban society—paintings that find an analogue in the period’s existentialist philosophy. In The Subway, Tooker employed multiple vanishing points and sophisticated modeling to create an imagined world that is presented in a familiar urban setting. Whether closed off in tiled niches or walking down the long passageway, each androgynous, anxiety-ridden figure appears psychologically estranged, despite being physically close to others in the station. The central group of commuters is locked in a grid of the metal grating’s cast shadows, while the labyrinthine passages seem to lead nowhere, suspending the city’s inhabitants in a modern purgatory. As Tooker remarked, he chose the subway as the setting for this painting because it represented “a denial of the senses and a negation of life itself.”   (https://whitney.org/collection/works/3052)

  137. gravely finished reading Black Water

    Cover of Black Water

  138. on the home stretch (about a dozen stories or 200 pages left) and then I added “Black Water 2” to the to-read pile

    One of the fun things about the older stories is that when you like them you can just find and share them:

    THE GREY ONES

    (1953)

    J. B. PRIESTLEY

    https://ia904606.us.archive.org/31/items/michael-collins-piper-on-the-grey-ones-by-j.-b.-priestley/The%20Grey%20Ones%20-%20JB%20Priestley.pdf

  139. “Little Lebowski Thirsty Strivers”

  140. friday night is pizza night for junior (and I) and I’ve pretty much got his favorite NY style pepperoni dialed in now, this was perfect

    ooni koda gas pizza oven just after launching the pizza into its, about a 15" NY style with pepperoni

    the pizza top down on a cutting board after about a three minute bake

    i took the three most burned pieces, topped with pecorino, chili oil, red pepper flakes, and oregano

    ECU pepperoni cups with pecorino, oregano, and red pepper flakes

  141. gravely finished reading Axiomatic

    Cover of Axiomatic

  142. gravely finished reading If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe

    Cover of If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe

  143. gravely finished reading Stories of Your Life and Others

    Cover of Stories of Your Life and Others

  144. gravely finished reading Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki

    Cover of Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki

  145. gravely finished reading Kitchen Confidential

    Cover of Kitchen Confidential

  146. gravely finished reading Ursula K. Le Guin: The Hainish Novels and Stories: A Library of America Boxed Set

    Cover of Ursula K. Le Guin: The Hainish Novels and Stories: A Library of America Boxed Set

  147. gravely finished reading Good Strategy Bad Strategy

    Cover of Good Strategy Bad Strategy

  148. gravely finished reading The museum of eterna’s novel

    Cover of The museum of eterna's novel

  149. gravely finished reading Novel Explosives

    Cover of Novel Explosives

  150. gravely finished reading Destroyer of Worlds

    Cover of Destroyer of Worlds

  151. gravely finished reading Sea of Tranquility

    Cover of Sea of Tranquility

  152. the flowers my wife gave me for our wedding anniversary has ranunculus in it and 1. cool, never noticed this kind of flower before 2. what a fun name to say

    ranunculus!

    phone screen shot of ddg image results for "ranunculus", results in yellow, burgundy, pink, all of these, other pinks, fuscia, etcit's a cool round flower with a high petal count all packed together

  153. eleventh book, Emily St. John Mandel’s "Sea of Tranquility” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/45754981-the-glass-hotel)

    More of a novella really, and while I have a pithy “oh it’s like this” comparison I’ll resist sharing the spoiler. I will say that I wish I’d read her previous book, “The Glass Hotel” first because they seem to share characters.

    Anyway, yeah, “Station 11” author, if you liked that you’ll like this.

    “Sea of Tranquility” cover, the moon rising over rolling green hills in the foreground, a forest in the background.

  154. looks like the everloving wife has taken to tagging the neighborhood

    orange lettered (poorly, just block letters) graffiti over a beige alley garage door "FUCK SNORE"

  155. living in the future, record scratch

  156. … my knee-jerk to lots of stuff, but this morning to delivery app restaurant fee cap expirations

  157. hey this guy that gets to tell us what to do because he has $500,000,000 and we don’t would like us to commute out to another company’s office which used to be in the city but isn’t anymore because ugh, city taxes

    he’s giving a fake interview because he thought of new things to tell us to do now that our shared presence isn’t a potential death sentence. we’re calling it a fireside chat!

    all the gang is gonna be there, even a magazine called “Fortune" which is definitely for “us” 😉 😉

  158. “‘Sun of the wolves’, a metaphor for the moon”, delicious.

    one of those annoying photographs of of the book the poster is reading, in this case another story in Black Water.this is a fragment of the introduction to "Clorinda", by André Pieyre de Mandiargues. the text doesn't matter so much as the post content, which is highlighted in yellow in the photo

  159. the a.i.'s are going to both create the designer drugs seen in pkd novels we will all get addicted to and power the argumentative doors that demand micropayments to navigate our own crummy conapts seen in pkd novels

  160. casting call for generic extra at pre-school drop off

    full length mirror selfie, white vans, blue jeans, red zip hoodie, black t-shirt, black bell cap, white to-go coffee

  161. i’ve got a saved search on ebay for levis cords in my size - works great, already snagged a pair in an out-of-production color that i’m wearing in one of my pinned posts

    anyway, today’s hit is fun for two reasons: 1) I’ve never seen this red pointer before and love it, 2) it looks like someone blew the back out of these things?

    I’m gonna pass on them

    ECU photograph from an ebay listing of the bottom of the back right pocket of a pair of gray levis corduroy pants the photographer has used what looks like a tiny baby-sized red gloved hand (made of plastic) on a red stick with a white styrofoam cuff (?) to indicate where the pants took some damage to the butt and were repaired

    ECU photograph from an ebay listing of the back right pocket and waist and leather label-belt-loop of a pair of gray levis corduroy pants the photographer has used what looks like a tiny baby-sized red gloved hand (made of plastic) on a red stick with a white styrofoam cuff (?) to indicate where the pants were repaired

  162. huh, I think this petard is one I made, I wonder what that’s doing here

  163. the bike infra surrounding UCSF (edit: mission bay) is extremely mid—flex post half-bike lanes (the right half of bike lanes between car lanes and parking lanes are actually door lanes) and sharrows, all of which pick up from and dump you nowhere

    but the stoplights? really pretty bad. long timing, poor sensors, beg buttons etc. might as well be in Redwood City because they ignore me and I ignore them

    #BikeSF

  164. nice, Black Water has “The Monkey’s Paw” in it, ( https://www.owleyes.org/text/monkeys-paw/read/) shortly followed by another wishing tale: Robert Louis Stevenson’s “The Bottle Imp”.

    where better to start a story about wish than a hilltop mansion so earned in san francisco https://americanliterature.com/author/robert-louis-stevenson/short-story/the-bottle-imp

  165. me: sir, reporting to discord support for duty, sir

    open source volunteer: what is it now, computer janitor

    me: sir, I’m stuck trying to get this feature to work after performing all of the rituals, sir

    open source volunteer: that feature doesn’t work right now.

    me [quietly, to myself, fist pumping in the air, ‘I knew it! for fuck’s sake’]: sir, thank you very much, sir.

  166. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lp_sjTfmJQ “One Moment Please” - Romaal Kultan - the soundtrack of me flipping from chat to tab to chat to tab to email to chat to thinking about dinner looking for my shoes in four places for the third time going back to chat, posting about RSA because it came to mind, hearing this song, that synth line making me anxious as hell, finding my shoes, shazaming the song, posting it, lol gd that line is anxious, I gotta go for a walk

  167. Sitting criss-cross applesauce on a gym mat in my exercise get-up with my eyes closed and my arms raised into broadcast position calming emitting ”I’m not going to RSA" energy to universe.

    Okay, that should work, I think to myself, foolishly.

  168. view from the dentist’s chair

    photograph of an open window with the Transamerica building in the center, through which a mirror on a perpendicular wall shows a view of the top of the salesforce tower (which needs a better name imo)one of those lead blankets they use for x-rays hands on a rack below the mirrormy astro teacher in high school used to lol about those x-ray bibs, apparently the radiation you could get hit with by an xray machine ist like, not even close to what you get hit with taking any airline flight? i should look that up

  169. the last time I yelled at someone doing the same thing at the same intersection, the guys working the oil change spot got on their drive through intercom PA and said [PHSK!] “STOP YELLING”

    (also not trying to be a bike account but this shit happens multiple times a day but we just talked about this spot lolsob)

  170. lmao a driver going south on Valencia turning right on Duboce with the windows all the way down inching into the bike lane was loudly scolded into the open passenger window by two guys ahead of me YOU ARE TURNING RIGHT ON A NO TURN RED while they pointed at the signs as I approached behind them hitting both of my breaks turned turned right on the red

    purpose of a system is what does yes I know it’s 420 but c’mon they had an SF parking sticker on the bumper, they’re a local

    google maps street view of the no turn on red signs, red (cyclists had the green in this case)

  171. everloving wife couldn’t find my wool cardigan to steal so she put on the very moth eaten cashmere pullover that she asks me to get rid of every single time i wear, going on ten years, since the moths were a real problem, and which she had never ever worn before, on account of all the moth holes in it, and said “damn sweater is comfy as hell.”

  172. not my goofy ass sitting on a log reading Italo Calvino’s “The Argentine Ant” only to discover by feel that I am sitting on a damned ant hill as they crawl up my back under my shirt 😬🤣 ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6752551)

    a log on the third base line of Rikki Streicher Field on Diamond at 19th covered with little tiny ants

  173. the everloving wife and I made about an eighth of the way around Stow Lake in Golden Gate Park with junior and my dad in the back seat yesterday (so about 650 pounds passenger load) in one of those little peddle boats before my legs said to turn around

    Lovely to be on the water but I’m definitely getting a row boat next time. The “bike seat height” equivalent is bottomed out so my legs barely made it past 90 degrees at extension. I’m about 6’0”.

    Photograph of Stow Lake with four fiberglass 2x2 boards on a small lack moored at a wooden dock, trees surround(photo from duckduckgo images search, but we were in a red one like that)

  174. tenth book, Matt Ruff’s “Lovecraft Country” sequel, “The Destroyer of Worlds” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61190257-the-destroyer-of-worlds)

    I’ve been a huge fan of Ruff since “Sewer, Gas, and Electric" ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/71846.Sewer_Gas_and_Electric) and of course the Lovecraft Country show was also p good (although a bit scary for my tastes), so, picking this up after Novel Explosions was a great call.

    The current hardback edition cover of Destroyer of Worlds, designed to look like a distressed pulp paperback printed directly on the cover rather than using a dust jacket (yay, I hate futzing with dust jackets)

  175. it usually drives me crazy when writers (borrowing another afterword word) peacock how well-read or at least broadly-read they are, or explode every scene into a McMaster-Carr order, but the half-a-dozen fields expanded in Novel Explosives and the etymology there-in kept my attention.

  176. ninth book, a real (borrowing from the afterword) wrist-punishing, discursive, door-stopper: “Novel Explosives" by Jim Gauer ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/29363276-novel-explosives)

    I looked for a review that resonated: https://books.substack.com/p/review-joy-williams-on-jim-gauer

    The 2022 paperback cover of Novel Explosives, a frozen stellar explosion over a shattering black flower of flat glass centered in a field of sky blue with the title over the top and author’s name over the bottom in cream all-caps san serif.

  177. eponymous peaks

    picture of Twin Peaks next to Sutro Tower from McKinley Square, from which the side by side paid actually look like twins

  178. so clearly the goal isn’t zero deaths, and the city should drop the vision zero pretense, it is absolutely stollen valor at this point

    I’m also pretty unsatisfied w/ the SF Bike Coalition line on this. They’ve never, in the history of the organization, been radical, but c’mon y’all “centering merchants voices?” sounds like something london breed would say.

    I probably won’t renew my membership #BicyclingInSanFrancisco

  179. if your goal is zero deaths, this ain’t it. if your goal is zero injuries, this definitely ain’t it.

    We already have this pattern northbound on Valencia at 14th (at Zeitgeist). I always assume I’m going to be killed here and take the car lane before the intersection if I can, I’ve seen too many rights on red bearing down on other cyclists here

    it isn’t the driver’s fault, it’s simply a design failure with band-aides. it relies on signs, paint, and enforcement.

    #BicyclingInSanFrancisco

    google street view of valenca northbound at 14th in the car right-turn-lane, the bike lane to it’s right

    google street view of valenca northbound at 14th in the car right-turn-lane, the bike lane to it’s right, close up of Zeitgeit and the multiple redundant signs SFMTA put up, after I assume the first few failed?

    ECU the signs, google street view of valenca northbound at 14th in the car right-turn-lane, the bike lane to it’s rightleft most, a standard reflective paint metal sign on a light post over the street: no right turn on red except for bikescenter: a stoplight with a red arrow indicating that cars need to stop and wait for the green signalright: a back-lit LED version of same sign on the leftright-most a green/red stoplight for bicyclists that you should definitely ignore if you are one, and instead assume a car is about to turn right on red into you

  180. what really grinds my gears about the design is the repeated references to paint, signs, and enforcement: no left turn, no turn on red, and so on: imaginary safe places to be next to actually unsafe places to be

    maybe it’s my stupid vulgar marxism, or engineer-brain but that smacks of liberal metaphysics to me: deeply unserious magical thinking that inherently tolerates failure for the insanely shitty reason that its credulous to other unserious critics

    #BicyclingInSanFrancisco

  181. so anyway, with an upside down muni track painted green, I’ll have to pretty much stop my bike to enter an unobstructed travel lane mid-block when the curbed bike lane is obstructed, so I will probably try to look farther up ahead and do it at intersections. it’s gonna be dumb but I’ll cope #BicyclingInSanFrancisco

  182. I immediately take the car lane for the full block as soon as I see a car in the current bike lanes. “I got us a lane, come on in fellow riders, I think to myself”, and maybe I’m imaging it but I usually get a vibe of relief when the see another cyclist stuck in the bike lane realize that they can join me safely

    (while on bad days I’ll also mentally add, to myself, ”the people in cars will never respect you for following their rules, look out for yourself first”)

    #BicyclingInSanFrancisco

  183. here’s a tag you can mute, no hard feelings, ok cya later: #BicyclingInSanFrancisco

    the new valencia bicycle lane design is effectively an upside down muni track painted green down the center. I expect cyclists to eat shit when they try to enter or exit it mid-block just like we already eat shit when we have to ride parallel to them.

  184. That afternoon, walking in the garden, the prince came face to face with Death. “Why,” he asked, “did you make a threatening gesture at my gardener this morning?” “It wasn’t a threatening gesture,” answered Death. “It was a gesture of surprise. I saw him far from Ispahan this morning and I knew I must take him in Ispahan tonight.”

  185. another one! “Death and the Gardener” by Jean Cocteau, fits in two posts:

    A young gardener said to his prince, “Save me! I met Death in the garden this morning and he made a menacing gesture. Tonight I wish by some miracle I could be far away, in Ispahan”. The prince lent him his swiftest horse.

  186. going back for more Black Water, “Enoch Soames: A Memory of the Eighteen-Nineties” ( https://www.fulltextarchive.com/book/Enoch-Soames/) is fun both as a story and as motivation for silly nonsense (cw: spoiler,: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1997/11/a-memory-of-the-nineteen-nineties/376995/)

  187. (if you haven’t made risotto m. recently, that’s about a hundred bucks worth of saffron. when I buy it at the grocery store I can get a hundredth of an ounce in a weird little bag for seven bucks)

  188. i’m sitting here watching this old jacques pepin video, he’s making a risotto milanese (with american brown rice), and he gets to the saffron and just whips out a tin that has an ounce of god damned saffron in it, lmao ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5vUuLh3ASQ)

    screenshot of video, ECU an open tin of an ounce of god damned safron, which is the size of two decks of cards stacked, close captioned “I have one ounce of saffron here.”

  189. “centering" “voices” “communities” “most vulnerable” “advocates”, etc, while maybe not originally liberal nonsense, is now definitely liberal nonsense. Stop the nonsense!

  190. I could fix valencia street

  191. scribbling “meteorologists" under “doctors” on the list of people I’m cool with but looking forward to hearing from less

  192. oops, broke off the first cork screw, sending a second one in after it

    ecu corked bottle of red wine with a bit of corkscrew protruding from the top left off the corn and a full corkscrew entering it from the top right

  193. orchid a-comin’

    orchid in a pot on a table, large flower bud the size of a small flower bud (about the size of a small grape)

  194. huh, never heard of a “clarihew” ( https://archive.org/details/biography00chesuoft/page/10) poem before: a sort of shitty limerick about a historical figure. Cute. Named after the author of a book of them.

    Terrible. 😂

    a scan of a page the original book from the internet archiveMIGUEL DE CERVANTESThe people of Spain think CervantesEqual to half a dozen Dantes:An opinion resented most bitterly By the people of Italy.

    opposing page, with illustration that looks like a woodcut print or pen drawing of a stack of dantes glaring at a smug cervantes

  195. This Chico Freeman jazz tune, “The Search” ( https://www.allmusic.com/album/the-outside-within-mw0000090953) just came around on NTS Expansions ( https://www.nts.live/infinite-mixtapes/expansions) and made me put my book down and look it up. Cool line!

  196. wind gust max speed in the mission hit 27.7 mph on my little sensor in the alley so far today. neat.

    24 hour line plot of wind gust speed maximums measured in miles per hour on March 14, 2023

  197. I read this one back in 2013 and I’m sure there are more modern treatments (which I’d be happy to hear about) but if you want get a 1987 perspective on the failed promises of computer skill acquisition you would probably do worse than to read Dreyfus & Dreyfus’s "Mind Over Machine: The Power of Human Intuition and Expertise in the Era of the Computer” ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1039572.Mind_Over_Machine).

    This post was written by a human.

    The paperback cover of “Mind Over Machine: The Power of Human Intuition and Expertise in the Era of the Computer” (1987) by Hubert L. Dreyfus and Stuart E. DreyfusThe cover features two overlapping pink sillouettes of human facial profiles looking up and two the right over a black background.

  198. peeking into the party around the person I don’t know who opened the door: Hey!

    Slightly later over a beer: uh, so what do you do? (people love this question)

    Oh me? I’m a founder. We make [unintelligible]. Haha, yeah, no, it’s software for cold calling people. No yeah it still “works” ha ha ha. You don’t answer your phone? Wow do you mind if I double-click on that, I [looks into the camera] “do not get it” (I’m trying to make my catchphrase go viral at the party)

  199. Ah, jeeze, these hamsicks and circle-As are really picky about having the crust cut off of their diagonal cut PB&Js and the skins peeled off of their apple slices and etc, and etc. I really [looks into the camera] “do not get it” (I’m trying to make my catchphrase go viral)

  200. inventing a new “federal housing insurance corporation” as a thought experiment and being tackled and beaten unconscious by 90 Stanford grad founder-in-bio posters wearing Fnord brand “punch left" gear I didn’t even know sports basement sold because that part of the store is invisible to me, a normal person

  201. four other braun clocks throughout the house (the only other clocks in the house)

    braun bcn17 wall clock

    braun bcn17 bedside alarm clock (it ticks!)

    braun bcn17 desk alarm clock (it ticks!)

    braun bcn17 wall clock

  202. this guy is picky as hell about clocks

    selfie in the re-election of a black braun bc17 wall clock

  203. Aside: I mostly chose what to read when someone else who I specifically think is cool (even if I don’t know them or w/e) says or posts that they like something and it has almost never let me down.

    This one, for example, I picked up in December: https://twitter.com/ImJuneFacts/status/1606339706811097088

    Tweet screenshot@ImJuneFacts: The best novel I read this year was The Museum of Eterna's Novel (the First Good Novel). It has 50 prologues for the simple reason that the book is reluctant to begin, and is metafiction in the sense that it explores an intermediate reality between our own and that of the fiction

  204. threading is getting fragile so I’m backing this out to the main thread: what I thought would be the fifth, sixth, or maybe seventh book of the year turned out to be my eight. Such is the tragic unpredictability of having a full shelf of in-progress and to-read nonsense.

    Eighth book of the year: The Museum of Eterna’s Novel (The First Good Novel) by Macedonio Fernández ( https://www.rochester.edu/College/translation/threepercent/2010/12/01/museum-of-eternas-novel-the-first-good-novel/)

    The Rochester “Three Percent” review closes with a lovely summary.

    the current paperback cover, a three color bullseye offset over a white field

    The last paragraph of the rochester review (see link in post)

  205. made a 16" NY-style pizza last night in the Ooni

    it looks a lot better than it was!

    Large, round peperoni pizza home-fired in a gas ooni koda, well leopard spotted mozza, cupped pepperonis, perfectly charred and shaped crust (ok, the bit around 2 o’clock around is actually burned)under baked bottom on account of experimenting w/ both a pizza-ring and a lower (~550F) launch temperature while fucking up and using too much cheese and sauce

  206. warms the cockles of my bureaucratic heart to see a team of competent workers swoop in, protect other workers, and prevent losses for debtors (while realizing losses for risk takers): this must be what it feels like to “send in the troops”

  207. happy friday

    selfie, full length mirror, new black t shirt from melville house, "I WOULD PREFER NOT TO." in white block san in the front, brown levis cords, blacked out vans

  208. silly nonsense update, i’ve completed the seventy or eighty prologues to The Museum of Eterna’s Novel (The First Good Novel) by Macedonio Fernández and would like to congratulate myself for not posting out of context paragraphs of it this entire time like this one, which it is full of. now to start the novel itself

    three paragraphs of mid prologue boasting, thanking readers of bad posts for staying committed to reading posts while waiting for the first good post to come along, of which this is but one of dozens of prologues, and thanking the bad posters for posting all the bad posts, which keep said readers reading, because this is why they will still be readers who read said first good post

  209. one of the guitarists I Patreon, Mr. Tabs, just did post of Weezer’s Buddy Holly and the video they produced for it ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAMDhuL2TUw&t=9s) has a killer opening for 90s kids

    The post on their site: http://www.mrtabs.com/guitar-tab/weezer-buddy-holly/

  210. seventh book: “Good Strategy Bad Strategy: The Difference and Why It Matters” by Richard P. Rumelt.

    Read this one for work and had a few people I’m “doing strategy” at work with read it too. They generally like it a lot so far.

    I’m a big hater of most business (generally: airport) books full of hindsight, anecdote cherry picking and etc. This one has all of those things, but reads more like a memoir, which helps a lot. Anyway, I finished it. Parts were good, even.

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11721966-good-strategy-bad-strategy

    The cover of "Good Strategy Bad Strategy: The Difference and Why It Matters" by Richard P. Rumelt. Bisected from the bottom left corner to the top right corner, white on the left under Good Strategy in black, and black on the right under Bad Strategy in gold.

  211. changelog.txt

    • replaced the 09-42 string sets on the strat, tele, and reverend with 11-48
  212. Pedagogy of the Homophone

  213. https://vimeo.com/804622030

    Last night I captured a time lapse video of about 8 hours of our red and green prayer plants (9:30PM to 5:30AM) finishing their evening stretches and then relaxing into morning, as they do most days.

    I think it turned out kinda neat.

  214. zambo zambo zambo com https://youtu.be/j5pmb707LXc

  215. BREAKING In a move decried by the SF BOS (pejorative), SFPD had been authorized by Mayor London Breed to hire Superman and equip him with a light saber.

  216. apparently there are real hardy types who consider it just a hotel who would rather be in a tent or something but i would love to be snowed in at the ahwanee rn while the entire valley is snowed in, by that fireplace

    "the great lounge" room at the big, old, fancy, 20s lodge in the yosemite valley; a huge room of 20' ceilings, three great long walls of glazing looking out on a meadow, seating for hundreds, and a great big fireplace on one wall with sofas facing it, which i've personally enjoyed a great book on, in front of said fire, on a quiet evening

  217. i’m at the combination hair growing out selfie / “i guess i’m a large size shirt now” selfie/ lol at this shirt which i like to read as both for and against drinking post

    selfie, receding hair line pompadour?? 40-something in a pink t shirt that fits, with a woodcut style illustration of a bottle kicking a brain between its legs over the slogan "stop thinking / start drinking" on it

  218. what if

    picture of the quake 1 difficulty selection area with an emoji figure on the left holding a heart and an emoji figure on the right raising their handtop text: what if we kissed...bottom text: in the quake difficulty selection are

  219. muni buses seat sooooo many people and muni bus shelters seat one, maybe two people. every muni stop should be as big as that one 22 stop in the filmore.

  220. realized my “it’s still there” gag about Bernal Heights generally could have been read as if I had anything to do w/ the (cool) antifa cycling club sticker in one of my photos. Nope, I’ve got nothing to do with that.

    I was just joking about Bernal Heights generally still being there. Anywhay, here’s another picture. OK, cya.

    downtown san francisco as seen from the radio antenna fence line atop Bernal Heights, framed on the right side by the seat post of my bike

  221. I read volume one+ when I bought this five years ago*: Rocannon’s World, Planet of Exile, City of Illusions, The Left Hand of Darkness and The Dispossessed, as well as The Word for World Is Forest. Thanks for the suggestion all those years ago @InclinedPlane!

    • I probably would have finished this a lot sooner but four and a half years ago we had a kid, 🫠.
  222. sixth book: volume two of Ursula K. Le Guin’s two volume collection, The Hainish Novels and Stories. ( https://www.ursulakleguin.com/hainish-novels-and-stories )

    I’ve been working my way through the stories in the second volume for years, picking it off my to-read pile now and again. This weekend I read the Five Ways to Forgiveness cycle and am about half way through The Telling, which has me enthralled, so I’m calling this one done early.

    Strongest possible endorsement for the entire collection.

    ( https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/33533489-the-hainish-novels-and-stories)

    a 3D rendering of the box that The Hainish Novels and Stories of Ursula K. Le Guin comes in. It has a wrap around color photo of a long-exposure shot of the night sky turning over mountains as the sun rises (or sets?) behind them. Kind of a boring cover tbh.

  223. fifth book: took a break from all the serious stuff I’m reading to get and read Kitchen Confidential this week. Never read any of his stuff, but it turns out Bourdain’s writing on Parts Unknown is in exactly the same voice, so it was practically an audio book to read.

    ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/33313.Kitchen_Confidential)

    the “updated edition” paperback cover of Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain, featuring a younger Bourdain in chef’s whites and an apron looking through the window of Les Halles, the restraunt he worked at when he wrote it

  224. bonus ride photo, cool new bike sticker

    ecu: a sticker on the back of my seat post of a sonic the hedgehog / garfield chimera

    the sticker on the back of my seat post of a sonic the hedgehog / garfield chimera from a different angle

  225. rode up to bernal and then carried my bike to the top, it’s still there, great work everyone, thanks so much

    selfie in a black and red polka dot cycling shirt from the top of bernal heights park, downtown sf behind me. i wore a cycling shirt because i wanted all the rear pockets for my keys and snacks and stuff like that

    the front triangle of my bike leaning against a guard rail, the guard rail has a sticker on it that says ANTIFA CYCLING CLUB

    map of my ride path from strava, which tells this story: i know i'll just ride straight up folsom! no fuck this, back down to precita park and around, up ripley instead

  226. in my building, it’s x-mas all year round, thank you

    ecu a blue san francisco rolling can for recyclables that someone has written "THANK YOU X-MAS" on, in white permanent marker, for reasons unknown to me

    ecu a second blue san francisco rolling can for recyclables that someone has written "THANK YOU X-MAS" on, in white permanent marker, for reasons unknown to me

    ecu a green san francisco rolling can for compostables that someone has written "THANK YOU" on, in white permanent marker, for reasons unknown to me

    ecu a back san francisco rolling can for trash that someone has written "THANK YOU X-MAS" on, in white permanent marker, for reasons unknown to me

  227. cheap trick lookin’ work fit

    full length selfie of me, black baseball cap, black "gravely" embroidered jean jacket, black "the purpose of a system is what it does" t-shirt, black jeans, back tennis shoes, mirror shades

  228. air puppets make great roommates so long as they save rent money between giant blowout sales you wouldn’t believe because they really keep to themselves and only need a window

    what looks like about a 12 foot clear plastic cylinder about a foot in diameter blowing solid out a propped up window on the first floor over a soft story garage on ceasar chavez street in san francisco, pointing down about 30 degrees

  229. wierdly half squatting off the bench and then dropping back down to get the last rep from almost there to there on an arnold press is actually good form in a reverse-jerk technique i just invented, tyvm

  230. “the only genuine way to practice futurism is to put it off for later” -mid paragraph pith from fernández

  231. intrusive thought: location, market based returns on capital

  232. reading a business book about strategy that describes DEC’s downfall as a failure to focus on a single coherent strategy amongst 1) selling computers (boxes) 2) silicon fab (chips) or 3) consulting (solutions) and with hindsight I think we can all agree that it was 1a) selling colorful computers that looked really cool*

    *this poster is too young to have ever seen one not in a museum much less used one

    the front panel of a pdp-11/70 flush with rows of bright violet, fuchsia, and pink switches and buttons and red lights set on a black background over a wide row of violet, fuchsia, and pink keys in an off-white case

  233. 13 years living in SF and 3 years into only ever sitting outside at places to eat and/or drink and I still under-dress and then sit facing the winer sun as if it ever helps

    a picture of me squinting into the sun wearing a yellow hat, pink shirt, grey hoodie, and black jean jacket, phone in hand, with a round of beers on the table in front of me

  234. I don’t know many Verlaine stories but this one on Pushing Ahead of the Dame about Bowie’s cover of “Kingdom Come” on Scary Monsters has stuck with me since it was posted (there’s a similar story about Jimmy Page in the early 80s spending most of an invite on wah pedal battery fussing and not really laying anything down): everybody has off days.

    https://bowiesongs.wordpress.com/tag/tom-verlaine/

  235. lol at this weird 😘 vehicle the everloving wife made with jr this morning

    ECU tiny lego car on a very short wheel base, taller than it should be, with a blue roof, winking eyes, and a kissy-heart on a post on a turtet on top pointing straight up 😘

  236. I can fix “the mastodon community”

  237. gm2u 😘

    am illustration of a blue hippopotamus, SWEETI POTAMUS, on aHungry, Hungry Hippos game, to theto the right of sweetie herself, who appears to have captured a large share of the green and red in-game food

  238. a Jacobin essay about how MILF Manor is really about abolition of the family

  239. fifth, sixth, and seventh books are none of them page turners, so they are all in an indeterminate race, although this silly nonsense is a likely winner: The Museum of Eterna’s Novel (The First Good Novel)

    by Macedonio Fernández ( https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6554891)

    the current paperback cover, a three color bullseye offset over a white field

    parenthetical quote: The French demolish a deified painter every twenty years, a deified poet every fifteen, and a deified novelist every ten; at a hundred and fifty years it's high time Kant were thrown into doubt. This isn't daring, it would be more daring to call him a metaphysician. With these antecedents I anticipate future arguments for the demolition of my Art.

  240. lemon n’ lime dogs

    ECU two hotdogs side by side on a small white plate, vertical-orientation low-angle perspective, on buns. each have jalapeño-cilatro-mayo on one shoulder, dijon on the other, chopped onions on both

  241. plates, and jousts

    can we couple them?

    hell yeah we can

    wanna know how? get this

    proprietary to macmillan

    only us

    ready?

    [lays off 10,000 people because a competitor just did]

  242. in addition to the music, david crosby was a poster’s poster, rip

  243. finally figured out no-handing on the cargo bike: simply allow the tires to run a little low, simple as.

    I’d been maintaining it like my commuter bike at max recommended pressure (60PSI I think), but at 40, the ride is a lot smoother and no-handing is easy.

    Yay!

    my (rider) POV of no-handing a cargo bike, southbound on Shotwell, in the Mission, SF, U.S.A. Shotwell is a "slow street", through traffic is in theory prohibited but in actuality, only slightly discouraged. The cyclocomputer is registering about 15 miles per hour.

    same POV and speed as previous shot, on 17th st westbound, passing Jackson Park and Thee Parkside. Jackson Park is being completely redone next year and so they are topping all the trees that line the park to pre down to 10' stumps. It's a bummer, but the new park should be great... in 2026.

  244. fourth book, “Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage”, Haruki Murakami

    I’ve had this on the shelf for a while (years, even) after catching up on Murakami and taking a good long break (furthermore, I think this was a gift, or used rack sale find, even) because it’s all very samesy. I picked this off the to-read pile because it looked the shortest.

    I think crit of his lesser stuff like this is totally on the mark and fair but also “it me” so, I enjoyed it.

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41022133-colorless-tsukuru-tazaki-and-his-years-of-pilgrimage

    the cover of Murakami's "Colorless Tsukuru Tazki and His Years of Pilgrimage"Like all of his current American paperbacks (excepting 1Q84) at least, it's just white text over a blur of colors

  245. third book, “The Stories of your Life and others”, Ted Chiang.

    Cheating because I read the first half last year. I got another copy after leaving my first copy on a plane ( https://mastodon.social/@gravely/109372422129728908).

    I hope whoever found my first copy enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed my second copy.

    “let’s take one idea seriously and see what happens”

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/223380.Stories_of_Your_Life_and_Others

    the current paperback cover of "Stories of your Life and others" by Ted Chiang. The title and author's name encircle the hands of a clock at about 11:10:30, over field of stars on the top half and cloudy sky on the bottom half. Inset in the top left is a cloud circle that proclaims that this book "Includes 'Story of Your Life," the Basis for the Major Motion Picture ARRIVAL.

  246. ok, what the letters spells out is p easy to find on tvtropes[.]org which I’m told is a terrible website that’ll rot your brain and your ability to perceive art as anything but strings of gimmicks (they probably have a name for people like me who believe this), so I guess if you look for it the right way, like I did, the answer is in the google preview (remember when things were like that?) and you don’t have to click through.

    but I’m also not gonna say what it is either, just read the book.

  247. second book down, the new Jason Pargin (f. k. a. David Wong), “If This Book Exists, You’re in the Wrong Universe.” It was fun! I lol’d a few times, didn’t want to put it down, etc.

    Jason put a tiny house of leaves gimmick in it (it’s full of metafiction shit tbh) but I only noticed it was happening for the last word so if you read it, let me know what it says (I’m going to go cheat and google it right now).

    The cover of John Dies at the End #4"If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe", file under Jason Pargin / David Wong. The cover is a an illustration of a black hardback of the book with the title in silver on the spine and cover, made of arby's sauce dripping, and one of the drips forms a skull below, all over a solid, flat light green.

  248. first book of the year down, (I think via @leigh somewhere?): “Axiomatic,” a collection of Greg Egan’s short stories that appeared in various science fiction magazines (mostly Interzone and Asimov’s) between 1989 and 1992.

    Great late 80s hard SF shorts

    I don’t do star reviews, but, folks, they’re good stories

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/156783.Axiomatic

    aside: a characters is mentioned to have received their advanced degree in 2023, which I’m sure felt reasonably far out at the time.

    the current paperback trade cover of Greg Egan's Axiomatic, a repeating tile mosaic in blues and greens, which he designed himself

  249. it’s bowie’s birthday ◻️

    a credenza containing a record player, spectrum analyzer, and receiver, next to a shelf of records, Bowie's "The Next Day" playing, album propped uppropped up against the wall on the next to a prayer plant

  250. lets all agree to call the FTC ruling invalidating non-competes a “Right to Work” rule

  251. 26th near valencia

  252. does the fact that I got out a 6’ ladder and traversed the wall between our units to clear out the neighbor’s clogged patio drains ahead of tomorrow (they are out of town) absolve me of putting our christmas tree out on the sidewalk tonight (which to be clear I haven’t done yet) where it will surely float away in the storm tomorrow and disrupt commerce on Valencia St or nah?

  253. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF46NnUn5nw posting on the 'don theme song (“beep” is what QTs are gonna be called in the new beta)

  254. i have over six hundreds mutes in tweetbot, muting quote tweets here will be easy for me, now to go mute the word “quote” itself and get started on that