posts from 2012

1. OSX Server disables web services like little kids cover their eyes with their own hands to be “”invisible””: http://t.co/Ov3QOvAX

2. NYE Party mix suggestion for those of you hosting.

3. 

   Hrmm. on Flickr.

   December 30th, 2012 9:47am

4. Clever. Can’t find my stir plate magnet after minding it’s travels from erlenmeyer to carboy to sink to “a clever place” months ago. Damn.

5. wwwtxt:

   My first deck was a Heat Zone by Nash about 8 or 9 years ago—now that was a crappy skateboard. ☯93MAY

   I had a Nash Nightmare.

   It was a crappy skateboard.

   December 29th, 2012 7:49am

6. Vulnerability Management is two thirds ops-shaming and one third useless.

7. @grahamvsworld who is going to guard the guards? is nobody is asking!?

8. Happy Birthday!!

9. Happy Birthday, Son, I am very proud of you

10. Happy birthday! (?)

11. Happy birthday! Thank you, again for being older than me:)

12. Hey everyone, it’s Kevin Bernier’s birthday today! Happy Birthday Kevin!

13. @daviottenheimer the coolest part about swimming at the World Waterpark in Edmonton isn’t that it’s huge (it is); it’s the snow outside.

14. That thing where you incredulously propagate a meme outraged at the so-called irony of e.g. braille keypads on drive-through ATMs: idgi.

15. RT @datalossdb: Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, we implement policies! http://t.co/IkmfF00O #verzion (cc @ZDNetCharlie @verizon)

16. “psycho-mambo”

17. Hey Grant! Don’t miss this chance, Wesley Chang just won the big pot. To celebrate a special bonus is being offered to their friends for a limited time!

18. RT if you’re not under an FTC injunction yet.

19. Hey Grant! Don’t miss this chance, Wesley Chang just won the big pot. To celebrate a special bonus is being offered to their friends for a limited time!

20. Orpheus sat gloomy in his garden shed
    Wondering what to do
    With a lump of wood, a piece of wire
    And a little pot of glue
    O Mamma O Mamma

    He sawed at the wood with half a heart
    And glued it top to bottom
    He strung a wire in between
    He was feeling something rotten
    O Mamma O Mamma

    Orpheus looked at his instrument
    And he gave the wire a pluck
    He heard a sound so beautiful
    He gasped and said O my God
    O Mamma O Mamma

    He rushed inside to tell his wife
    He went racing down the halls
    Eurydice was still asleep in bed
    Like a sack of cannonballs
    O Mamma O Mamma

    Look what I’ve made, cried Orpheus
    And he plucked a gentle note
    Eurydice’s eyes popped from their sockets
    And her tongue burst through her throat
    O Mamma O Mamma

    O God, what have I done, he said
    As her blood pooled in the sheets
    But in his heart he felt a bliss
    With which nothing could compete
    O Mamma O Mamma

    Orpheus went leaping through the fields
    Strumming as hard as he did please
    Birdies detonated in the sky
    Bunnies dashed their brains out on the trees
    O Mamma O Mamma

    Orpheus strummed till his fingers bled
    He hit a G minor 7
    He woke up God from a deep, deep sleep
    God was a major player in heaven
    O Mamma O Mamma

    God picked up a giant hammer
    And He threw it with an thunderous yell
    It smashed down hard on Orpheus’ head
    And knocked him down a well
    O Mamma O Mamma

    The well went down very deep
    Very deep went down the well
    The well went down so very deep
    Well, the well went down to hell
    O Mamma O Mamma

    Poor Orpheus woke up with a start
    All amongst the rotting dead
    His lyre tacked safe under his arm
    His brains all down his head
    O Mamma O Mamma

    Eurydice appeared brindled in blood
    And she said to Orpheus
    If you play that fucking thing down here
    I’ll stick it up your orifice!
    O Mamma O Mamma

    This lyre lark is for the birds, said Orpheus
    It’s enough to send you bats
    Let’s stay down here, Eurydice, dear
    And we’ll have a bunch of screaming brats
    O Mamma O Mamma

    Orpheus picked up his lyre for the last time
    He was on a real low down bummer
    And stared deep into the abyss and said
    This one is for Mamma

    O Mamma O Mamma
    O Mamma O Mamma

    — Nick Cave is amazing.

    December 22nd, 2012 8:08pm

21. RT @GoldbergLawDC: Congratulations to @SDWilkerson and @DDeighton of @Aplura on another successful year. http://t.co/Qb0T3iaM

22. “They have a beer out here that they call steam beer. I had a few glasses of it and it made me logey”

    Your Pal, JACK

    http://t.co/CBSxjscf

23. 

    Ring Lardner.

    Fun stuff.

    December 22nd, 2012 5:43pm

24. I keep forgetting I have this kindle. Catching up on some old Ring Lardner stories because I’m a sucker for guys that write strange (see also: Damon Runyon).

25. @bbaskin just added “Nintendo forensics” to my lexicon.

26. That steam beer in Frisco sure’ll make a fella logey.

27. Nice old interview. I like the bit about the daggers.

28. pew pew pew

29. A good mix.

30. Even though the hop on the Hillsboro Hops’ hats isn’t wearing a hat with a hop on it, I want one of these hats.

    http://t.co/7flEdbkR

31. Even though the hop on the Hillsboro Hops’ hats isn’t wearing a hat with a hop on it, I want one of these hats.

    http://t.co/7flEdbkR

32. A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Containing. Always be containing. Always be containing.

33. RT @CrucialCarl: One of the few holiday themed mixes worth a listen: TomE - Santas Xmas Bag (2011) http://t.co/WS9IInYx

34. “I recently left you a voicemail, but wanted to follow-up with some addi…”

    I haven’t had voicemail since 2005.

    I love time travel movies!

35. A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Containing. Always be containing. Always be containing.

36. +1 E.R.D. sufferers and nymphomaniacs: Your noble “”Canadian RX”” purchases via phishing-attack-looking spam fund great awareness training.

37. (man) Budweiser Presents: “Real Men Of Genius”.

    Today, we salute you, Mr. m3u playlist creator.

    🎵 “Mr. .m3u playlist creator!” 🎵

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38. (man) Budweiser Presents: “Real Men Of Genius”.

    Today, we salute you, Mr. m3u playlist creator.

    “Mr. .m3u playlist creator!”

    …

39. @mckt_ you must not be using mosh yet.

40. I have computer skills; I am good at dealing with computers. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

41. Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn computers so the engineers don’t have to.

42. FOR SALE $1

    3 tabby vacuums jammed in blow mode, steel wire brush attachments included, intermittently eject hot bile, alarms every 4 hours

43. @chipmonkey in exchange for which, you get… “free” product. This trade-off is not unique to the web, or inherently evil imo.

44. The Fresh Prince’s Theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel-air mashed-up with Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up

    Ooh ooh

    Now this is the story all about how
    We’re no strangers to love

    My life got flipped, turned upside down
    You know the rules and so do I

    And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
    A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

    I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
    You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

    On the playground where I spent most of my days
    Gotta make you understand

    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    We’ve known each other for so long

    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
    Your heart’s been aching but

    When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
    You’re too shy to say it

    Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
    Inside we both know what’s been going on

    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    We know the game and we’re gonna play it

    And said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air”
    And if you ask me how I’m feeling

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

    the License plate said “fresh” and had a dice in the mirror
    We’ve know each other for so long

    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    Your heart’s been aching

    But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!
    You’re too shy to say it

    I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
    Inside we both know what’s been going on

    And I yelled to the cabby “Yo, homes smell you later!”
    I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

    Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
    We know the game and we’re gonna play it

    To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    (Ooh, give you up)
    (Ooh, give you up)
    (Ooh)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)
    (Ooh)
    Never gonna give, never gonna give
    (Give you up)

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    December 16th, 2012 1:58pm

45. @mckt_ I’m about half way through http://t.co/rBZelwPw after finishing the Quixote this summer. It’s excellent.

46. @grahamvsworld delete Facebook profile in iOS settings it’ll use Safari and not the FB app, try sharing again, auth, re-add profile in IOS.

47. And a monocle-in-hand bow and top hat twirling flourish to @grahamvsworld for coining the term “goaternity”.

48. The Reg cites Forbes: two mirrors with goatse etched into them facing each other, infinitely tunneling into goaternity: http://t.co/5aNVPDQI

49. 

    What kinda curse is it when a gypsy throws rice at your feet? on Flickr.

    December 13th, 2012 8:53am

50. What kinda curse is it when a gypsy throws rice at your feet? http://t.co/TeYphwlc

51. And a monocle-in-hand bow and top hat twirling flourish to @grahamvsworld for coining the term “goaternity”.

52. The Reg cites Forbes: two mirrors with goatse etched into them facing each other, infinitely tunneling into goaternity: http://t.co/5aNVPDQI

53. HATERS DELENDA EST

54. RT @ucllc: Today on Brand New: A response to the increasingly asinine petition to revoke the new logo of University of California http:/ …

55. 

    

    

    

    Wow, pours as clear as a macro on the first pour — but tastes a little lively as it should, having just carried it around the “brewery” and set it in the fridge — what the heck did I do right?

    

    

    

    

    

    Ah, a very small sign that they forgot to put up says to go to the National desk instead.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    NB I took this picture from the top of a volcano–Haleakala. Thanks for the suggestion Danny!

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    Gueuez and pils next. The gueuez is oaky and awesome!

    

    

    The water is a brisk 68 degrees but yougetusedtoit.

    

    

56. Lo Pan: They have returned. And this time they are not alone. Egg Shen is with them. Little bastard sorcerer has brought them through the Bog of the Dead Trees.
    [calling to him telepathically]
    Lo Pan: Egg Shen… EGG SHEN! You have come a long ways to find me. But it is too late. There are two girls with green eyes, and I will marry them both. And then I will sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin.
    [cackles]
    Lo Pan: That’s right, Egg Shen. The best of two worlds!

57. HATERS DELENDA EST

58. Ravi Shankar did some pretty cool stuff.

59. 

    AT&T Field, where the Giant’s play.

60. Zynga Holiday Party: an excuse for Santa Hats (and Santa PEZ).

61. Davies smells like pine trees for San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir’s Santa Concert, yum.

62. @grahamvsworld I would like to double-click on “Bases kick off.” Is that a baseball or football up-level? Where do I invest?

63. Then… an ol’ fashioned black-n’-white circle-jerk not-gay JO session.

    Now.…http://t.co/paksw9xT

64. For your furball.

65. Then… an ol’ fashioned black-n’-white circle-jerk not-gay JO session.

    Now.…http://t.co/paksw9xT

66. NYPPR: Not your personal public relations.

67. https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fmosh.mit.edu&t=YzI3Nzc4YjQ2MWZhZGM3OTRmZGVlYmJkZDU5M2M3NDA1ZmI5MWIwZSxSR2FzenkybA%3D%3D&b=t%3AKVxLJ_dT07OgnLy2qTVlIQ&p=http%3A%2F%2Fgravely.zone%2Fpost%2F37046944698%2Fmosh-mobile-shell-remote-terminal-application&m=1

    December 2nd, 2012 10:51am

68. Batman

    badkidsjokes:

    Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car

    A.get in the car

    December 1st, 2012 9:14pm

69. RT @StatFact: RT @johnbarton: “What is a Data Scientist? It’s a Business Analyst that lives in California” #yow2012

70. I loved the book she is mauling there, which I struggle to believe she read based on her writing about it and her writing in general; she saw the author in person at TED, which I would have liked to do had I thousands of spare dollars or connections in the “ideator scene”; I mean, I wouldn’t go to TED if every empty utopian pronouncement came with a free HJ, but my point is that to some of us, these things actually matter.

    November 27th, 2012 7:33pm

71. “So let me just book a two hour onsite with our CEO and Sales VP who happen to be free, and you give it a listen, tell me what you think.”

72. “You need a test drive. That’s what you need. It’s one thing to hear it from Buck’s mouth. It’s another thing to hear it from the TK421.”

73. @mckt_ oh, well then, ‘cya shitlord’ is in order. cya shitlord.

74. Walking into the SOC when a security incident is underway

    securityreactions:

    by @aloria

    November 26th, 2012 10:08pm

75. “Orbit”, from Tom Verlaine’s 2006 Songs and Other Things is a really, really good tune.

76. Brewing a @surlybrewing Bitter Brewer.

    Neat recipe: some oats, some barley, first wort hops, 90m boil, and dry hops.

    http://t.co/n4NKS0Du

77. Bitter steamy cold break.

78. Brewing a @surlybrewing Bitter Brewer.

    Neat recipe: some oats, some barley, first wort hops, 90m boil, and dry hops.

    http://t.co/n4NKS0Du

79. Kite Hill Open Space: Dusk

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

80. Kite Hill Open Space: Sunset

81. 

    The Castro flag, looking up Market St. with Amanda at Kite Hill Open Space – View on Path.

    November 24th, 2012 5:42pm

82. The Castro flag, looking up Market St.

83. Hahahaha

84. 

    I just replaced the Quicksilver notification doohickey in the screenshot app I’ve been kicking around for a few years with terminal-notifier, a handy app that can post messages to Mountain Lion’s Notification Center for you.

    Nice!

    November 22nd, 2012 12:17pm

85. Imperial Stout: 3 month secondary, keg conditioned, ready just in time for Thanksgiving!

86. @maradine so long, shitlord, and thanks for all the balls.

87. RT @grahamvsworld: “Grant, my friend went away. Does that make me a bad person?” “No, dude, some times people die.”

88. QOTSA fans: all of the Desert Sessions are great, not all of them sound like QOTSA.

89. 

    I just slid this, enveloped, under my neighbor’s gate.

    His 12PM alarm clock beeps 3 hours a day.

    Every day.

    Viz.

    November 18th, 2012 6:35pm

90. I just slid this, enveloped, under my neighbor’s gate: http://t.co/YlY1BPDS

    His 12PM alarm clock beeps 3 hours a day.

    Every day.

91. An Idiot

    November 18th, 2012 12:25pm

92. A hymn to Ninkasi

    1-4. Given birth by the flowing water ……, tenderly cared for by Ninḫursaĝa! Ninkasi, given birth by the flowing water ……, tenderly cared for by Ninḫursaĝa!

    5-8. Having founded your town upon wax, she completed its great walls for you. Ninkasi, having founded your town upon wax, she completed its great walls for you.

    9-12. Your father is Enki, Lord Nudimmud, and your mother is Ninti, the queen of the abzu.Ninkasi, your father is Enki, Lord Nudimmud, and your mother is Ninti, the queen of the abzu.

    13-16. It is you who handle the …… and dough with a big shovel, mixing, in a pit, the beerbread with sweet aromatics. Ninkasi, it is you who handle the …… and dough with a big shovel, mixing, in a pit, the beerbread with sweet aromatics.

    17-20. It is you who bake the beerbread in the big oven, and put in order the piles of hulled grain. Ninkasi, it is you who bake the beerbread in the big oven, and put in order the piles of hulled grain.

    21-24. It is you who water the earth-covered malt; the noble dogs guard it even from the potentates (?). Ninkasi, it is you who water the earth-covered malt; the noble dogs guard it even from the potentates (?).

    25-28. It is you who soak the malt in a jar; the waves rise, the waves fall. Ninkasi, it is you who soak the malt in a jar; the waves rise, the waves fall.

    29-32. It is you who spread the cooked mash on large reed mats; coolness overcomes …….Ninkasi, it is you who spread the cooked mash on large reed mats; coolness overcomes …….

    33-36. It is you who hold with both hands the great sweetwort, brewing it with honey and wine.Ninkasi, it is you who hold with both hands the great sweetwort, brewing it with honey and wine.

    37-40. 
    1 line fragmentary You …… the sweetwort to the vessel. Ninkasi, ……. You …… the sweetwort to the vessel.

    41-44. You place the fermenting vat, which makes a pleasant sound, appropriately on top of a large collector vat. Ninkasi, you place the fermenting vat, which makes a pleasant sound, appropriately on top of a large collector vat.

    45-48. It is you who pour out the filtered beer of the collector vat; it is like the onrush of theTigris and the Euphrates. Ninkasi, it is you who pour out the filtered beer of the collector vat; it is like the onrush of the Tigris and the Euphrates.

    November 18th, 2012 12:13pm

93. I just slid this, enveloped, under my neighbor’s gate: http://t.co/YlY1BPDS

    His 12PM alarm clock beeps 3 hours a day.

    Every day.

94. Skinaffect at Bender’s last night!

95. Voyager Golden Record, a set by Golden Record on Flickr.

    STATEMENT

    This Voyager spacecraft was constructed by the United States of America. We are a community of 240 million human beings among the more than 4 billion who inhabit the planet earth. We human beings are still divided into nation states, but these states are rapidly becoming a single global civilization.

    We cast this message into the cosmos. It is likely to survive a billion years into our future, when our civilization is profoundly altered and the surface of the Earth may be vastly changed. Of the 200 million stars in the Milky Way galaxy, some—perhaps many—may have inhabited planets and spacefaring civilizations. If one such civilization intercepts Voyager and can understand these recorded contents, here is our message:

    This is a present from a small distant world, a token of our sounds, our science, our images, our music, our thoughts and our feelings. we are attempting to survive our time so we may live into yours. We hope someday, having solved the problems we face, to join a community of galactic civilizations. This record represents our hope and our determination, and our good will in a vast and awesome universe.

    Jimmy Carter
    President of the United States of America

    THE WHITE HOUSE
    June 16,1977.

    November 17th, 2012 12:04pm

96. Following the worldwide success of the ‘Paul’s Boutique’ remix project 'Caught In The Middle of A 3 Way Mix’ (produced with fellow Solid Steel DJs; Moneyshot and DJ Food) DJ Cheeba returns with another documentary style mix charting the huge influence and mass appeal of arguably the greatest rock band of all time: Led Zeppelin.

    This mix has been made to coincide with the release of 'Celebration Day’ and digs chronologically through the band’s first six albums (1969-1975), picking out key tracks, their influences, subsequent covers and some of the notable examples of where they were sampled in hip hop, dance music and pop.

    From 'Good Times, Bad Times’ to 'Kashmir’ this is a DJ mix made for everyone from the die hard fans who were there in 69’ to the kids who only know the name from the iconic tee shirts. Turn it up loud… there’s no other way to hear it!

    There is a permanent download link here: http://www.djcheeba.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/LED-ZEPPELIN-Remastered-Remixed-and-Sampled.mp3

    Track listing (including spoken word clips):

    Uncut radio interview. 1969

    1. Led Zeppelin - Good Times, Bad Times
    2. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Drum Homage (Live in Hyde Park)

    UK television interview. 1970

    3. Steinski - It’s Up To You (Television Mix)
    4. Led Zeppelin - Communication Breakdown
    5. Alabama Shakes - How Many More Times
    6. Led Zeppelin - How Many More Times (Live. 1969)
    7. Led Zeppelin - How Many More Times
    8. Led Zeppelin - You Shook Me

    Robert Plant Interview

    9. Joan Baez - Babe I’m Gonna Leave You

    Howard Stern - The truth behind Led Zeppelin

    10. Led Zeppelin - I Cant Quit You Baby
    11. Otis Rush - I Cant Quit You Baby

    Uncut radio interview. 1969

    12. Led Zeppelin - What Is and What Should Never Be

    John Peel intro (Top Gear) 1971

    13. Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
    14. Tina Turner - Whole Lotta Love
    15. Dread Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love
    16. The Prodigy - Voodoo People
    17. Led Zeppelin - Heartbreaker
    18. Ice T - Our Most Requested Record
    19. Nirvana - Heartbreaker (Live)

    Early Nirvana interview

    20. Led Zeppelin - Moby Dick
    21. The Beastie Boys - What Comes Around
    22. Led Zeppelin - Ramble On
    23. Vitamin Dub - Out On The Tiles

    Jack Black begs for 'Immigrant Song’

    24. Karen O, Trent Raznor & Atticus Ross - Immigrant Song
    25. Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
    26. Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song (Streetlab Remix)
    27. The Sweet - Burning
    28. Corrine Bailey Rae - Since I’ve Been Loving You
    29. Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven

    Guitar Shop TV interviews Led Zeppelin producer Andy Johns

    30. Dolly Parton - Stairway To Heaven
    31. Frank Zappa - Stairway To Heaven (Live)

    Extract from 'Waynes Word’
    Extract from 'It Might Get Loud"

    32. London Philharmonic Orchestra & Peter Scholes - When The Levee Breaks
    33. Led Zeppelin - When The Levee Breaks
    34. Massive Attack - Man Next Door
    35. Aphex Twin - Taking Control
    36. Coldcut - More Beats and Pieces (United States of Audio mix)
    37. Bjork - Army of Me
    38. Hayseed Dixie - Black Dog
    39. Jurassic 5 - Lesson 6 (The Lecture)
    40. Steinski - Lesson 3 (History of Hip Hop)
    41. The Chemical Brothers - Delik
    42. Led Zeppelin - The Ocean
    43. Laura Veirs & Mount Analog - The Ocean

    Extract from 'It Might Get Loud"

    44. Escala (Featuring Slash) - Kashmir
    45. Puff Daddy (Featuring Jimmy Page) - Come With Me
    46. London Philharmonic Orchestra & Peter Scholes - Kashmir

    November 16th, 2012 9:32am

97. Holy moly this really is good. RT @djfood: Led Zeppelin cut the f–k up by @djcheeba for Celebration Day http://t.co/6ndgjIbT #ledzeppelin

98. \m/.

99. RT @rattle1337: #Cloud in a nutshell: You can ride the pony, but you don’t own the pony. Can’t brush it, can’t braid its mane, can’t lov …

100. I reserved 10 barcodes. Yuk, yuk, yuk.

101. RT @gdead: Please pry the F5 key off your keyboard and mail it to me with a SASE. I’ll mail it back on Jan 2nd. Thx.

102. how do I get rid of infomash1!!

103. RT @aaronbarnett: Sins against best practice – http://t.co/cws23sfa

104. The Grenada, our apartment building, at it looked from Mission street in 1924, found on oldsf.org. Rad! http://www.oldsf.org/#ll:37.761701|-122.421578,e:AAB-5872|551,m:37.76166|-122.42465|16

     

     Also neat, it looks like the ground floor garages hadn’t been put in yet.

105. Eat shit real ale dorks! [pic] — http://t.co/isvp6Yvc

106. 

     Eat shit real ale dorks! – View on Path.

     November 10th, 2012 3:56pm

107. Mean time between puke (MTBP, θ) is the predicted elapsed time between inherent failures of a domestic cat’s biology when fed regularly.

108. want age 25-35 guy to come JO about “you are the product” like you just found out what Soylent Green is made of…mutual reblogging but not g—

109. We went to this last year and highly recommend it to fellow San Franciscans.

110. NBA games have the best intermission entertainment.

111. Court side VIP seats, Warriors vs. Cavaliers. MAXIMUM HANGTIME!

     

     Lol, Warriors. Sportball!

112. Lead from the front Maryland, way to go!

113. A tech-journalist’s writing doesn’t echo and nobody knows why.

114. A tech-journalist’s writing doesn’t echo and nobody knows why.

115. RT @nostrich: With articles from Forbes laid end-to-end “you could walk across this great nation of ours touching nothing but stupid” ht …

116. My neighbors.

     November 3rd, 2012 10:41am

117. As described. Sometimes this jerk’s alarm goes off for an hour straight, in the middle of the afternoon. What I did not expect is the roommate-retaliation captured in the 15 seconds I happened to be recording it.

118. Kraut!

119. New blog post: How to get started in infosec, make it big, and not be lame: http://t.co/T3oniTMx

120. TING

121. 

     The best kind if notes-to-self. at Home, San Carlos St. – View on Path.

     November 1st, 2012 8:36pm

122. 

     Micro-table tennis. – View on Path.

     November 1st, 2012 5:13pm

123. The best kind if notes-to-self.

124. blockquote>Weekend browser extension idea: identify and immediately follow “via” links.</blockquote

     ᔥ “a curator”
     ↬ “an adult”

125. @ssoper if * {font: bold 16px/18px #0000ff “Comic Sans”} is outlawed only criminals will have * {font: bold 16px/18px #0000ff “Comic Sans”}.

126. Micro-table tennis.

127. Ditching Mail.app again over it’s inability to compose in html messages in this the two thousand and twelfth year of our common era. So sad.

128. LET’S GO CLICKERS!

129. blockquote>Weekend browser extension idea: identify and immediately follow “via” links.</blockquote

     ᔥ “a curator”
     ↬ “an adult”

130. B man lumberjacking up a light post w/ belt
     I shaken bottles of champaigne, sprayed
     N ~vintage~ 2010 t-shirt
     G sun-roof standers
     O fireworks

131. @grahamvsworld LET’S GO RIOTS!

132. What happened then, well in Broville they say
     that the Bro’s guns grew three sizes that day
     And then the true meaning of Baseball came through,
     and the Bros gained the strength of ten Bros, plus two.

133. B man lumberjacking up a light post w/ belt
     I shaken bottles of champaigne, sprayed
     N ~vintage~ 2010 t-shirt
     G sun-roof standers
     O fireworks

134. Taking in a magic show

135. Friday night jams.

136. Dear SysOps of File Hosting Sites,

     I deeply regret my previous toot sarcastically lumping you in with startup culture. Your noble work sup—

137. I cofounded an innovation that will disrupt the DOWNLOAD NOW button establishment at a hack-a-thon and now it hurts when I mention my MBA.

138. Stickball!

139. Liberal arts!

140. A thoughtful gift from my team. (at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/CwL2VKhm

141. 

     A thoughtful gift from my team. at Zynga – View on Path.

     October 24th, 2012 3:30pm

142. 

     

     

     The Great Frank’s LinkedIn Profile Picture Contest

143. To Whom It May Concern,
     I can understand wanting to seem youthful and young; I can! I have long wondered if the scars on my eyebrow, chin, forehead, chest and legs would date me in the field of information security. But to post pictures of my face when I was 12 years old as a LinkedIn profile pic, that seems a bit misleading. I have most of my hair left, so I am not ashamed to post current pictures of my head. I would ask that all do the same, including yourself.
     Sincerely,
     Srant Gravely.

144. Vitriolic schadenfreude or it didn’t happen.

145. Literally exactly what you nerds sound like to neurotypicals.

146. 

     cordjefferson:

     How to live.

     (via)

     philipdaigle as a babe, blackberry floating at his feet.

     October 22nd, 2012 7:14pm

147. Pig scramble! Hey so I need a haircut and don’t know what to get. Pretend this a checkbox poll and vote vote vote.

148. @grahamvsworld what the heck does that even mean? Please respect your followers and only post things that make sense on twitter.

149. Yum. Smoked peat moss.

150. Janes Addiction.

151. Please help Dinosaur Jr. fully enclose J Mascis in stacked guitar amp cabinets by sending any spare amps to 420 Baked Ave, Erryday Connecticut.

152. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

     http://t.co/q9y31pju

153. RT @grahamvsworld: BUY MY PIES! THEY ARE CYBER PIES! WE HAVE A GSA SCHEDULE NUMBER!

154. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

     http://t.co/q9y31pju

155. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

156. NB there are only two weeks of candy corn season left.

157. Partyname Candidatename 2012!

158. Holy moly the rapture was 10/3/2011. The cows have been gone for over a year. Still clicking.

159. 

     Racking a NB Shining Star Pale Ale. Yummy already. – View on Path.

     October 14th, 2012 5:15pm

160. Racking a NB Shining Star Pale Ale. Yummy already.

161. defaults write com.violasong.Hibari hjklNavigation -bool YES

162. P good. Cask bitter and porter are excellent. (I went back solo to try he porter)

163. Smart.

164. Helpful signage at the office. (at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/c7BEB6VG

165. 

     Helpful signage at the office. at Zynga – View on Path.

     October 11th, 2012 10:26am

166. I’m sorry, if you didn’t bring enough sportball tweets for everyone you can’t have any here.

     Oh.

     You did?

     Oh my.

167. LETS GO CITYNAME SPORTBALLERS!

168. @selenakyle eh, it’s a pretty jerk move, but it’s as old as wall painting.

     Fun take: http://t.co/rgw7mb8J

     https://t.co/Csj1qMuU

169. 

170. New best use of the mega screen in the cafe at work.

     Excellent!

171. @jjarmoc yikes! I’m going to shoot for being a full year ahead of myself in kegs. The oldest batch / last glass is always the best.

172. Finding a year-old bottle of home brew stout in the fridge is like finding $100 in the pocket of an old jacket that pays interest.

173. Last year we gave the the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (NPR, PBS, etc.) 445 million dollars. I know that sounds like a lot of money but it’s .0001179% of federal expenditures last year. As a percentage of the current U.S. population (309 millions), we’d only need to dedicate 36,000 of you to fund CPB. And that’s not even how taxes even work, just back-of-the-napkin shit. (pardon the math, I just used wikipedia and wolfram alpha).

174. @maradine SEVEN HUNDRED

175. Careful clicking folks: the cowclicker.com ssl certificate has expired.

176. Undecided Infographic —=-===-=—===-==—–

177. Undecided Infographic —=-===-=—===-==—–

178. You can’t spell VERIS without “Eris”.

     Hail Eris, καλλίστῃ.

     Consult your pineal gland.

     pɹouɟ

179. 

     October 2nd, 2012 8:33am

180. 

     How did they get a picture of the game IN the game. Wow.

     

     

181. @Loopermovie was so good I didn’t even notice the @kidkoala song in it.

182. There are friends, and there are friends.

183. http://t.co/KPhq2s9X hahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

184. 

     We shoulda got the full boots. I’m kinda ashamed and want to go back next weekend and do it right but all October it’ll be full of amateurs. Let’s DIY.

185. RT @nmap: Hakin9 Magazine’s Nmap issue successfully trolled by security researchers! http://t.co/WHhYVfk6

186. 

187. Oktoberfest begins (for us).

188. WFH today. I’ll have my phone, my laptop, this ashtray, and this paddle game, and this remote control, and these matches, and this lamp, an—

189. 

     sfmattress:

     Mattress on the move. Photo taken precariously from a moving bike with no hands while crossing mission street in traffic. 18th an Mission. 9/26/2012.
     Photo Credit: Grant Stavely

     September 26th, 2012 10:54pm

190. RT @grahamvsworld: Grant W. Smurfly (with @grantstavely at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/PSh717yw

191. @grahamvsworld alternate title: “Things you do not understand.”

192. Clouds crashing over Twin Peaks during my ride home.

193. Steinski On Copyright

     Steinski: I called up one or two people at CBS and I sort of delineated the project for them and they - out of hand - they just went, “Wow! Y’know, good luck, buddy. You’ll never get that kind of permission from us.” And so I thought, Ah the hell with it, so I’ll just do it.

     John: They just, they laughed at you, it sounds like.

     Steinski: Well yeah. Well I would too if I was them.

     John: Yeah, but isn’t it arguable that given the media’s involvement in making that occurrence such a public one that we should be allowed to use the media to express our own personal experiences of the event?

     Steinksi: Nope.

     John: You don’t think so?

     Steinski: I don’t buy it. Hell no, man! I mean if I owned the copyright to Walter Kronkite? That’s mine, period. Forget it. 

     John: So you respect copyright?

     Steinski: Well, I respect it in theory, I obviously don’t respect it in fact.

     John: How do you justify that, then?

     Steinski: I don’t. This is what I do, man. God put me on Earth to make these records, y’know, so the rest is all commentary. I’m gonna make the records. I don’t even think about it too much to tell you the truth.

     September 26th, 2012 11:07am

194. Panel 1: Dog thinks “I’ve got just the thing!”
     Panel 2: Dog clicks to this web comic.
     Panel 3: Dog pastes link to web comic in chat.

195. Panel 1: Dog thinks “I’ve got just the thing!”
     Panel 2: Dog clicks to this web comic.
     Panel 3: Dog pastes link to web comic in chat.

196. “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)”

     “Right.”†

     † Cosby, Bill. “Noah” Is a Very Funny Fellow… Right! (1963) Warner Bros.

197. Nice!

198. @treyford @mckt_ @MizzMegg @vurtyou Yes.

199. @chipmonkey cool thanks, yeah, this account is a teergrube for infosec people and other free riders. TED talk to follow.

200. Man it’s been a while, and still, I never think “Man, I want a steak.” anymore. I think “I want @treyford to make me a Chateaubriand.”

201. If you can’t complain about it, you don’t own it.

202. In SF, we have containers for recycling, compost, garbage, good will, and sidewalk-sale, but everyone puts everything in the sidewalk-sale.

203. @ThinkandDrive at least put an umbrella up over your Boh!

204. Hi!

     😃

     Do you have a minute?

     😃

     taps clipboard

     😃

     Do you have a minute to learn about my current pet gadget-opinions?

     😃

     Hi!

     😃

205. 

206. 

     Stardate -310276.3023: A horrible transporter accident.

     September 22nd, 2012 11:09am

207. Man it’s been a while, and still, I never think “Man, I want a steak.” anymore. I think “I want @treyford to make me a Chateaubriand.”

208. When you say “What!? I love cats! I’ll take your cats!” I’m thinking “How much do I absolutely hate this person.”

209. Live long and prosper.

210. “The Turn”

211. In the Zynga Box for the first time this season: yay!

212. Reading the ‘prediction’ SIRA thread?

     More OT than OODA:

     1. Searle on intentionality: https://t.co/xlLomkRL
     2. FTR: http://t.co/elPABgrw

213. My mid-2011 MacBook air is born again.

     http://t.co/EkhcKRQi

     That was stupid and shouldn’t have been necessary.

214. The Internet Archive is pumping 20 channels of TV News into the archive going back a few years and hopefully ingesting all the way back to 2000 eventually. Holy moly.

215. My mid-2011 MacBook air is born again.

     http://t.co/EkhcKRQi

     That was stupid and shouldn’t have been necessary.

216. 

217. Looks like Rain in MD today?

218. Cheers!

     

     

     

     

219. Idiot.

220. Yum.

221. Octoberfest!

222. 

     sfmattress:

     Tenderloin sighting on Leavenworth between Geary and OFarrell on 5/2/2012.

     Photo Credit: Michael Graham

     It’s like it’s up on blocks. Or planking.

     September 13th, 2012 11:08pm

223. Not a round the clock shop. Welp.

224. @wotowiec also, we are sensitive fragile people and if it’s below 72 the jackets come out and below 65 the scarves get added.

225. @wotowiec iirc you already have dinner plans tonight but we should hang out. @vurtyou and I fly east tomorrow.

226. @Stav22 uh oh, are you getting into infosec? We should talk. 😃

227. A good mix.

228. hahaha

229. RT @justin_fenton: #scanner: Someone called 911 to say people are posting inflammatory things about him on the Internet. I’m not making …

230. @DarthNull great finding, handling, and writeup.

231. “Nice devops-shaming. Real classy. Maybe you should lurk more.”

232. (In the business, this is known as the wet bias.)

233. ouija for the illiterate.

234. Blazing Saddles behind the mechanical bull at our Friday Happy Hour.

235. Ooh it’s shiny!

236. “MBAops”, lol

237. “MBAops”, lol

238. 

     on Flickr.

     A double rainbow over Potrero Hill, as seen from The Mission.

     September 6th, 2012 9:21am

239. Well http://t.co/E9O9VWRQ sure is a thing.

240. Little Red Riding Hood.

241. A huge double rainbow over Potrero Hill from the roof of my building in The Mission.

     

     “The better to see you with!”

     

     There are 12 units in my building. 6 people were on the roof with me 😃

242. Well http://t.co/E9O9VWRQ sure is a thing.

243. lulz

244. Learn how to grep faster with this one weird old tip from grep’s 1973 man page: “grep [pattern] [file]” does not require cat.

245. Wild.

246. For Sale, Baby Shoes…

     Continued: [1, 2] → Next Page
     [⎙ print] [✉ mail]
     [t] [☃] [di] [su] [⊞]

247. 

     Rice-a-roni the gay hippie trolly car wharf hill earthquake Irish coffee Chinatown valley Alcatraz with Amanda at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co – View on Path.

     September 2nd, 2012 12:24pm

248. 

     On the ferry to Angel Island. with Amanda at Ferry – View on Path.

     September 2nd, 2012 11:45am

249. 

     Pictures can’t describe it. It’s a five mile easy loop, check it out. (Especially this pic, as I’m a lil’ mad at MS PhotoStich, I put the full res version on flickr and it’s all ghosty.)

     

250. Oakland and San Francisco from the top of Sunset Trail on Angel Island.

251. Rice-a-roni the gay hippie trolly car wharf hill earthquake Irish coffee Chinatown valley Alcatraz

252. On the ferry to Angel Island.

253. @ssoper pretty cool right? I’d quadruple the amount of honey in those but: yay beer!

254. 

     Point Reyes Headlands. “The foggiest place on the west cost of the United States.” with Amanda at Point Reyes Lighthouse – View on Path.

     September 1st, 2012 9:03pm

255. Point Reyes Headlands. “The foggiest place on the west cost of the United States.”

256. The President’s recipie

257. “Serve 9/1.”

     Just following orders.

     Delicious orders. http://t.co/D0b9FfYo

258. 

     “Serve: 9/1.” Well OK, if I say so, I guess I gotta. at Danger Doom Porter Brewhouse – View on Path.

     September 1st, 2012 1:17pm

259. “Serve: 9/1.” Well OK, if I say so, I guess I gotta.

260. Where should we go around Sonoma (or on the way there) today? Up for some very light hiking or sight-seeing.

261. Welp,

262. “We clicked it!”

263. “We clicked it!”

264. 

     Mom, Dad, we beat all 29 teams in 🏀 NBA Maximum Hangtime 🏀 tonight. We did it! We really did it! at Zynga – View on Path.

     August 29th, 2012 7:38pm

265. Riding with no hands behind a rider with no handlebars. (at Franklin Square) [pic] — http://t.co/ivvmI2uY

266. 

     Riding with no hands behind a rider with no handlebars. at Franklin Square – View on Path.

     August 29th, 2012 7:35pm

267. @bbaskin @charmsec here’s one from CharmSec #5 or 6 http://t.co/mjcj9w67

268. Mom, Dad, we beat all 29 teams in 󾟖 NBA Maximum Hangtime 󾟖 tonight. We did it! We really did it!

269. Riding with no hands behind a rider with no handlebars. (at Franklin Square) [pic] — http://t.co/ivvmI2uY

270. @mckeay oh definitely, every good maxim is riddled with exceptions.

271. If you write “has spawned” and aren’t writing about fish, kill yourself.

272. RT @charmsec: @bbaskin Brian, we are a volunteer organization. Sounds like you just volunteered! We are all looking forward to your sign …

273. 

     Airlock head. at Home – View on Path.

     August 27th, 2012 7:56am

274. Airlock head.

275. @bbaskin we’ve got him printed on the door of our biggest conference room (called “DDOS”) next to a LOIC screenshot. 😃

276. I’m making my fifth consecutive home brew using Brewhead’s batch sparge calculator: http://t.co/VYtuTrt6

     (Brewing: http://t.co/NOFsYoKH)

277. San Franciscans: The finally opened Farina Pizza at 18th and Valencia just bumped Baretta out of the number three spot in my personal list of local pizza. Give it a try: very traditional, simple pizzas with maybe a smidge more post-oven olive oil than I’m used to, extremely soft, almost underdone crust, ample cheese, mild sauce.

278. @mckt_ I’m not sure your bartender likes you.

279. It’s a Count Basie evening.

280. @grahamvsworld “Hahahahaha. Well yeah I read it a few years ago so I know what you’re gonna say. I just wanna hear it. From your lips. Now.”

281. @grahamvsworld “Hahahahahaha. No. But seriously. So you fucked up how? No. Not the stuff I already know. The other stuff.”

282. A neat hour of Thai folk (with some Jamaican Reggae, Beninese Afrobeat, Ethiopian Jazz, and more, they say).

283. @grahamvsworld @alexhutton I’m not sure how long twitter clients will be able to, but while they can, you can: http://t.co/0Mj3b1Xj

284. 

     My kindle’s screen is toast.  at Home, San Carlos St. – View on Path.

     August 19th, 2012 4:00pm

285. Nils Puhlmann spotting.

286. Nice mix.

287. My kindle’s screen is toast. 󾌦󾕆

288. Oh boy.

289. @grahamvsworld if you call me a tweep again I’ll fucking cut you.

290. RT @CrucialCarl: My team is hiring #NSM and Incident Responders. The job postings are messy, so let me know if you have any questions. h …

291. 

     Mmmmmmmmmm with Amanda at Taqueria el Buen Sabor – View on Path.

     August 16th, 2012 11:43am

292. Neat, first new Noon novel in a long time. Purchased.

293. RT @bkdelong: @grantstavely You’re evil.

294. @stevewerby trap sprung, you didn’t mention what school your “MBA” is from.

295. ⬇PLEASE RT. Security researchers that are Thought Leaders preferred. MBA a plus. Will pay to go to Security Conventions full time. #Hashtags

296. OK, I’ll try the opposite: I’m looking for a social, cloud, cyber, gaming, CISSP, rockstar, hacker, APT hunting IR^H^H compliance engineer.

297. Do you have a Dale’s Pale Ale clone?

298. Eh, how bad can a 4 mile ride that is almost entirely ascent?! -on our second breather stop.

299. Draftee Daffy -> Handbrake -> “Gif Animator” -> 2MB down to 700k. Who has photoshop?

     http://t.co/K6xFgxAp

300. @electricfork I prefer “My BLT drive went AWOL”, fwiw.

301. @electricfork I’ve heard ~convincing~ arguments that we should just concede “infected (by a virus)” as businessman’s-cant for ‘compromise’.

302. Draftee Daffy -> Handbrake -> “Gif Animator” -> 2MB down to 700k. Who has photoshop?

     http://t.co/K6xFgxAp

303. My first Bay Area Mashers club meet and I had no home brew to bring…

304. Grats Grant!

305. ~counter-anecdote: empire-building flash-in-the-pan eureka moment recounted; steady diet of editorials, gadget fetishism, tech press rumors~

306. ~anecdote about exec recounting road-to-success to biz. strategist/HBS student; pins success on reading U. biz journals, airport biz books~

307. RT @grahamvsworld: https://t.co/VuBHJdkw is a framework that allows the Burp Suite to be extended and customized, written by @chair6

308. RT @automine: My company is looking for web app pen testers in the Baltimore/DC area, ASAP. Contact me for info. Please RT.

309. NASA is landing “Curiosity” on Mars, 350 million miles away tonight. At the light-speed delay, mission control is more story telling what happened to pre-engineered gear than actually controlling anything reactively. Neat stuff.

310. Amanda made Mission pigeon from right outside our apartment for dinner tonight. Yum.

311. “Stationery.”

312. Pentecostals are annoying and dumb and etc OR we are all fucked.

313. Last night was fun.

     One of you: buy me a pedal steel guitar, tia. I already have a slack key slide, I should get the mexistrat out of the closet, jack up the action, and open tune it to E9.

314. 

     Hallmark greeting card author job
     titles are really getting out of hand. with Amanda

     August 4th, 2012 5:05pm

315. 

     with Amanda at San Francisco Public Works

     August 4th, 2012 3:34pm

316. 

     Pillowfight: Dan the Automator, Emily Wells, Lateef the Truth Speaker, and Kid Koala, and uh, the drummer. with Amanda at San Francisco Public Works

     August 4th, 2012 3:29pm

317. Hallmark greeting card author job
     titles are really getting out of hand.

318. Bouncer swears a Stavely just came in ahead of us, which one of you is it?

319. Pillowfight: Dan the Automator, Emily Wells, Lateef the Truth Speaker, and Kid Koala, and uh, the drummer.

320. That’s the translation Neo hides his cash and warez in in The Matrix, btw. (cc: @ibogost)

321. RT @ibogost: “You’re like, ‘What’s a simulacrum?’ It’s Latin for copying shit.” The Precession of Simulacra trans. into American, http:/ …

322. Can someone do the needful for me and make sense of this? The ATF tried to do the right thing, but were accused of doing the wrong thing, by people that on a meta-level prevent them from doing the right thing, when all of it is dumb and senseless in the first place? And all of it blows up in the echo chamber because why not nobody cares what actually happens anymore except people reading and writing this article who aaaaaaaag head explode

323. This is the version Neo hides his warez in in The Matrix btw.

324. 

     Whiskey made from Bear Republic Racer 5 IPA. Crazy. Hoppy whiskey! with Danny

     August 3rd, 2012 4:33pm

325. Whiskey made from Bear Republic Racer 5 IPA. Crazy. Hoppy whiskey!

326. “Oh, man, now that you put it that way, maybe I should reconsider my opinion about this same sex marriage stuff.” --literally no one ever

     That being said.

     “Oh, man, you want to change something? I’m against it. Heck, I’m still trying to undo the last thing you did.” --Conservatism as an ideology

327. oops

328. 

     Olympic Volleyball, U.S. vs China. Looks great on the big big big screen while I wait for a drip
     cup of Blue Bottle. at Zynga

     August 1st, 2012 2:25pm

329. Olympic Volleyball, U.S. vs China. Looks great on the big big big screen while I wait for a drip
     cup of Blue Bottle.

330. RT @bbaskin: Favorite part of Vegas? Young girl hanging far out of limo window screaming “YOLO”, then her arms struck a sign post.

331. Real Actors Read Yelp Reviews #1: http://t.co/fNYLlEv5 #2: http://t.co/qF47Tsyx

332. Tonight on mXc, it’s taxi drivers versus credit card companies! In a battle no one gives any fucks about! We’ll be taking the loooong way a-

333. 

     i Am Not Convinced with Michael at Rio Hotel & Casino

     July 28th, 2012 6:25pm

334. @grahamvsworld lol hashtag-user.

335. i Am Not Convinced

336. PSA: four-on-the-floor club music is still terrible. Bad. Very bad. Very, very bad. Ugh. Terrible. So very terrible.

337. (I used “a.k.a. in the same paragraph that I used [sic].)

     And @philip_daigle says “Oh, so you’re a pretentious asshole too!?”

338. And so I find myself using [sic] appropriately in an incident report.

     Again.

     I love/hate hackers.

339. (I used “a.k.a. in the same paragraph that I used [sic].)

     And @philip_daigle says “Oh, so you’re a pretentious asshole too!?”

340. And so I find myself using [sic] appropriately in an incident report.

     Again.

     I love/hate hackers.

341. RT @Centurion: Facebook infrastructure now in scope for Bug Bounty Rewards: http://t.co/ew6BqSqX

342. I am recruiting for AppSec, SecEng, and SecIR positions at @Zynga this week at BsidesLV, Defcon, and Blackhat. Let’s talk.

343. @coolacid beers: yes.

344. I A M T H E B R I N G E R O F C O N F L U ! !

     I A R R I V E ! !

     TOMORROW.

     MAYBE IT’S JUST ALLERGIES.

     IDK TBQH
     DBNR

345. 

     

346. @mckt_ congrats! I felt the same way finally getting my Parker Fly Classic.

347. I A M T H E B R I N G E R O F C O N F L U ! !

     I A R R I V E ! !

     TOMORROW.

     MAYBE IT’S JUST ALLERGIES.

     IDK TBQH
     DBNR

348. The San Francisco Symphony performed in Dolores Park today. They’ve been followed by a great salsa band!

349. Rainbows!

     

     A 50’ waterfall on the road to Hana

     

     Tropical rain forest buds

     

     A stream on the road to Hana

     

     40’ vertical view from a bridge

     

     The road to Hana

     

     Wailua Falls

     

     Wailua Falls

     

     A man swimming at the bottom of Wailua Falls

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     Double

     

     

     

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     The Pacific Ocean, looking back to the mainland.

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     Hana Highway 330 - Road Narrows

     

     

     Hana Highway 330

     

     Pre-dawn at 10,000 feet atop Mount Haleakala

     

     Late pre-dawn, Haleakala

     

     Cloudfalls

     

     Pre-dawn

     

     Looking west, pre-dawn.

     

     Sunrise, 10,000 feet, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Sunrise, 10,000 feet, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Suncrest, 10,000 feet, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Cloudfalls at Sunup, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Fat old Sun, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Darting back down from the peak, out of the frigid wind, Mt. Haleakala

     

     Maui Hawaii 2012-308

     

     Maui Hawaii 2012-193

     

     Double Rainbow

     

     Spam Musabi

     

     Trilogy II (on the left), dropping off snorkelers over Turtle Town, where we saw a few sea turtles the previous day.

     

     Our lizard.

     

     Sunset

     

     Sunset

     

     teh bokehs

     

     Haleakala

     

     Rainbow Birch

     

     Birds of Paradise

     

     Splash

     

     Road to Hana waterfall

     

     Volcanic rock field

     

     Gin & Tonic & Don Quixote

     

     Mercury and Venus

     

     Splash!

     

     Mercury and Venus

     

     

     A goat. Er, donkey. Er, sheetp. Or something.

     

     Farmer’s market.

     

     Descent from Haleakala.

     

     Descent from Haleakala.

     

     Snorkeling spot

     

     Snorkeling spot

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

350. Descent from Haleakala.

351. 3AM, pre-Haleakala sunrise.

352. Sunset

353. You probably haven’t listened to Songs in the Key of Life recent enough, loudly enough. Hope this helps.

354. Man! Cable news is so fake!

355. 

     The ZIPA has aged/cold shocked itself into pouring clear (with some hop floaters) enough to read the far side of the glass and all the off flavors are gone: tastes like a micro. The bottom of the keg is always the best! with Amanda at Danger Doom Porter Brewhouse

     July 20th, 2012 6:35pm

356. “…look at what Steinbeck famously pointed out, that America doesn’t have poor, it has temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

357. The ZIPA has aged/cold shocked itself into pouring clear (with some hop floaters) enough to read the far side of the glass and all the off flavors are gone: tastes like a micro. The bottom of the keg is always the best!

358. @justdionysus @dancaselden congrats!

359. @charmsec skipping a month!? Shameful! I’ll be there Thursday.

360. Gal Shpantzer is listening to Rappin’ Duke on Dave Marcus’s Spotify…

     da ha, da ha, da ha ha, ha ha ha

361. Sunup, 10,000 feet, Mt. Haleakala

362. Amanda Walker Stavely

363. 

     That’s unacceptable.

364. Pho-sweats.

365. 

     Typical evening, waiting for sunset. with Amanda at Makena Surf Condos

     July 12th, 2012 9:56pm

366. 

     with Amanda at Iao Needle

     July 12th, 2012 5:32pm

367. 

     with Amanda at Ululani’s Hawaiian Shave Ice

     July 12th, 2012 4:19pm

368. 

     with Amanda at Rice Memorial Park-Kula

     July 12th, 2012 3:32pm

369. Hawaii 9.0 Wee heavy: eh. Drip Dry Stout: coffee is nice, Freightrains (sic) IPA: where are the hops? Amber Reign: great name, easy drinking, Pueo Pale: has the aroma the IPA needed - too much for a session pale. All good experiments!

370. @ssoper SF -> Jorge Luis Borges -> reading the classics he cites. One Thousand and One Nights and Don Quixote are both are great!

371. @ssoper Yep. I liked Rainbow’s End more than most reviewers, but the bad reviews of Children caused me to put it off. Am reading classics.

372. @ssoper Hyperion Cantos was great. Vinge’s Deepness in the Sky / A Fire Upon the Deep or RCW’s Spin might help if you haven’t read them yet.

373. Aforementioned beach.

374. Obligatory (literally, at penalty of law) vacation photo. -Makena, HI

375. Dear Grant - #charmsec misses you. The IRC channel that is, the bar group hasn’t noticed your absence.

376. 

     July 9th, 2012 8:24am

377. Sunrise over the clouds.

378. 

     July 7th, 2012 8:12pm

379. 

     July 7th, 2012 1:43pm

380. “I’ll bet an egg would go well on this” --an expert

381. “Oh boy, I’ll just reheat this leftover pizza in the microwave!” --a fool

382. San Francisco wins again.

383. The TSA is still running IDS signatures for the Morris worm.

384. Pictured: A huge thumb blister from playing NBA Maximum Hangtime and VVVVVVV on the flight. I need to upgrade from this crap Gravis; please provide recommendations!

385. 

     This cab fare is going to be lol just to miss a flight.

     

     

     

     

386. Police chase, accident, and shooting early this morning half way across the lower deck: only one lane open.

387. “Some natives were said to ask, ‘Do they eat gold?’” —http://t.co/z4zTO0e6

388. Heck yeah guitar stuff.

389. Hey guys! I found a good use for my copy of Kurzweil’s The Singularity Is … (at Danger Doom Porter Brewhouse) [pic] — http://t.co/kh0UECbo

390. 

     July 1st, 2012 3:03pm

391. Hey guys! I found a good use for my copy of Kurzweil’s The Singularity Is Near!

392. Re-broke the same toe trying to step around a cat. Always kick the damned cat. Pets live too damned long.

393. Wow wow wow.

394. I’m freaking out!

     None of the SPD compatible bicycle shoes I can find are aggressive looking enough to meet my needs!

     shitshitshitshitshi-

395. Saturday.

396. Yum. Chai stout, two porters, two rye IPAs and I still have a handful of tickets.

397. Filtering my dry hopped one hop Zythos IPA: the hops clogged two kegs in a row! Total pain in the ass.

398. Paris, 5 January 2012
     Bulletin C 43
     To authorities responsible
     for the measurement and distribution of time

     UTC TIME STEP
     on the 1st of July 2012

     A positive leap second will be introduced at the end of June 2012.
     The sequence of dates of the UTC second markers will be:

     2012 June 30, 23h 59m 59s
     2012 June 30, 23h 59m 60s
     2012 July 1, 0h 0m 0s

399. There’s only two passwords in me, and I just used the third. Don’t know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words. &c.

400. There’s only two passwords in me, and I just used the third. Don’t know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words. &c.

401. 

     Put your miner’s light on and get VERY close to the monitor. Then click the link in the description (http://i.imgur.com/uFquy.jpg)

     

402. What do you mean your bartender doesn’t give you the rest of the shaker in a sidecar?

403. Holy crap I found the warp zone in Luna Park: there are quiet booths behind the kitchen that go up to world 4-2!

404. -an ACA joke

405. 

     June 24th, 2012 11:58am

406. 

     June 24th, 2012 10:48am

407. 

     June 24th, 2012 10:45am

408. Who orders a buncha stuff thinking it’s single serving at family style Chinese places, jeeze?

409. Graham, I didn’t know you had custom plates.

410. @mckt_ @MizzMegg @treyford glad you’re okay too, eek.

411. 

     June 20th, 2012 6:19pm

412. Cow clicker needs a ‘click.wav’ to replace the moo. I’ll start the wiki and set up the new logo-design contest.

413. So I’ve smugly cut myself with double-edge safety blades for 3 years and just ran out of my first $15 100 pack of blades.

     #facehacker

414. The Zynga Security team’s dedication to NBA Maximum Hangtime has been noticed, there is now an NBA Jam cabinet next to the MAME cabinet we use. Too bad we’ll never downgrade to Jam.

415. 

     June 19th, 2012 1:34pm

416. Cookie Monster: Me just met you. Dis is crazy. But me love cookies! Gimme, maybe?

417. Zynga Culinary Expo menu today: hamburger, fried egg, bacon, served on a glazed donut, with hash browns. Finger-licking good.

418. 

     June 18th, 2012 9:29am

419. Ask me about carrying five gallons of fermenting porter in three gallons of water in a brew pot down a flight of stairs. Lager yeast happy at 59 will have to do it’s business in our storage closet.

420. Adam and the Ants are under-rated, pass it on.

421. Brewing a porter today that’ll be ready just as my ZIPA kicks, to Danger Doom.

     Danger Doom: great porter name.

     https://t.co/hyk9heGY

422. 

     June 17th, 2012 5:16pm

423. 

     June 17th, 2012 11:41am

424. Brewing a porter today that’ll be ready just as my ZIPA kicks, to Danger Doom.

     Danger Doom: great porter name.

     https://t.co/hyk9heGY

425. Brewing a Baltic Porter today that’ll be ready just as the ZIPA keg is kicked, while listening to Danger Doom. Danger Doom is a great Baltic Porter name.

426. Click my click!

427. Which NKOTB’s haircut should I request? Kinda shamed that I can name all but one.

428. In San Francisco, junior devops is not given have root until cause incident result in post mortem and an new procedure steps.

429. RT @rootlabs: This Monday June 18 is Baysec, 7-11 pm. http://t.co/BMBpKiwc

430. Hey Adam Kuncewitch, where does my lap go when I stand up?

431. 

     June 15th, 2012 9:21pm

432. 

     June 15th, 2012 5:52pm

433. A drawing I saw on notes 16 years ago. How strange. Guys: I think I’m being followed.

434. “My password is fucked!”

     “Uhm, six or seven characters? That’s not very complex dude. Shameful.”

435. Guy just solved a Rubix Cube one handed while juggling two pins in 17 seconds. His friend solved one blindfolded immediately after. --the Zynga Talent Show

436. 

     June 12th, 2012 1:48pm

437. I think the only song I skip faster and harder than Fake Plastic Trees (any version) is Costello’s “Alison”. Time to cheat-mode it and set itunes start/stop hints on both to 0:00-0:00.1. No offense Allison E Miller!

438. 

     June 12th, 2012 8:37am

439. Please do not leaving anything against this wall.

440. Nyan.

441. 

     June 11th, 2012 3:33pm

442. 15 yards, ten rounds, double action Glock 22. Fourth place in our group to Kevin’s 90.

443. I scored a 71 in 10 rounds with a double action Glock 22 at 15 yards.

444. Shotgun http://cinemagr.am/showOG/9638772

445. 

     click on these for animation.

     

     click on these for animation.

     

446. Andre on the Thompson http://cinemagr.am/showOG/9636217

447. San Francisco FBI Thompson machine gun. I’ll be firing a full auto one today. Not with the drum though. Drums are very rare.

448. Bang, bang.

449. 

     June 10th, 2012 8:08pm

450. 

     June 10th, 2012 3:52pm

451. lulz

452. This woman outside my apartment is feeding birdseed to pigeons. The last time a pigeon starved in San Francisco, CA was just kidding in the history of man, no record exists if a pigeon starving. Charity for pigeons is pushing rope. Ask me about pigeons.

453. That’s a lotta yeast!

454. 

     June 9th, 2012 1:42pm

455. 

     June 9th, 2012 1:25pm

456. Bavarian Hefeweizen, looking paler than I’d hoped but tasting fine (pre-carbonation).

457. Hops over ale cake under a Zythos IPA. Amazing what a few ounces of yeast can do in two weeks. Hopefully it’s still hungry for the barleywine I’m going to dump on it tomorrow.

458. Absinthe quality control: still F-

459. Oh don’t tell me you didn’t know that about Bon Scott. Look at the damned song titles on Highway to Hell: http://t.co/GMDm49FY

460. Count Dracula:Bryan Ferry::Bon Scott:Brian Johnson

     There, now you have a new thing to picture when listening to Roxy Music.

461. @1Password as I expected 😃

     Thanks!

462. Oh don’t tell me you didn’t know that about Bon Scott. Look at the damned song titles on Highway to Hell: http://t.co/GMDm49FY

463. Count Dracula:Bryan Ferry::Bon Scott:Brian Johnson

     There, now you have a new thing to picture when listening to Roxy Music.

464. @1Password Looking forward to your thoughts on: http://t.co/NR6dRoMj

465. Ray Bradbury RIP (on the Mars of his choice).

466. langer:

     UH OH: New Nielsen Data Says People Are Turning Away From TV - Business Insider (via slavin, soupsoup)

     Put another way: cable companies have retained 95% of their customers since 2010.

     People on the internet should not be allowed to make graphs, period.

     June 5th, 2012 9:01am

467. “Disk 3”

468. 

     June 2nd, 2012 3:06pm

469. Color contrasting 21A IPA vs the Zythos IPA I brewed last week during a gravity reading: 1.067 -> 1.008, smells and tastes great!

470. Incident response in 1984: http://t.co/CxLu4sst

     I need a wig. No. Three wigs.

471. Not particularly apropos of anything but I randomly thought of a favorite short story that I haven’t read in a few years and well, idk, go buy Ficciones or whatever.

472. Incident response in 1984: http://t.co/CxLu4sst

     I need a wig. No. Three wigs.

473. Dive for the meta!

474. Just realized the nerve damage on my right index finger is from playing too much NBA Maximum Hangtime on the arcade machine at work. It hurts when I type and use my trackpad. But I gotta hold that turbo button for the best dunks and steals!

475. RT @curateordie: ICYMI: Beautiful vintage black and white infographics from the pre-linkbait era.

476. About to take over the world. Sadly, The Jams, my favor… (w/ Michael, Amanda, & Funder at The Hip-Hop Palace) [pic] — http://t.co/fasRBODu

477. 

     May 28th, 2012 5:11pm

478. 

     May 28th, 2012 1:36pm

479. 

     May 28th, 2012 12:32pm

480. About to take over the world. Sadly, The Jams, my favorite culture jammers, aren’t playable.

481. Underscores, FINAL, and a date in the file name printed on a physical thing: a shameful thing.

482. Young man, how is it that you do not click?

483. “Man, what a great Sunday to get totally stoned and drag the congo out to the sidewalk and jam w/ my public address system playing the same six CDs on shuffle repeat including Carlos Santana’s Greatest Hits (sic), I don’t even think I’m going to be ashamed that my playing can be very generously described as ‘abstract’ and more accurately described as arhythmic” – a talentless sociopath neighbor living in the building across 18th street from me, every single Sunday afternoon.

484. Interesting:

485. The U-lock stuffed into the back pocket, belt, or pants of the helmetless, headphone wearing bicyclist is a cry for help.

486. @reyjrar congrats!

487. Cheers.

488. Celebrity Boxing

     May 24th, 2012 10:29pm cinemagraph gif

489. Celebrity Boxing http://cinemagr.am/showOG/8354787

490. 

     May 22nd, 2012 1:05pm

491. The final conspiracy.

492. Welp.

493. Sally Kervin get a load of this.

494. Bloop bloop bloop

     May 21st, 2012 9:58am cinemagraph gif

495. Bloop bloop bloop

496. 

     May 20th, 2012 2:17pm

497. 

     May 20th, 2012 2:17pm

498. Views in sanitization.

499. Hefeweizen. The first and only hop addition was just enough to kill a boil-over about to happen.

500. Yesterday’s Hefeweizen brew; hop addition stamping down a boil-over nicely.

501. This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

502. This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

503. RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/GKTlzPlp We’re looking for very talented security generalists who can talk to humans and get complex thin …

504. How many of you get splinters/glass in your feet that turn out to just be cat hair? I’m the only one? “Soft feet” is kind of a shitty superpower.

505. I’m so going to this!

506. @ThinkandDrive you don’t need to go to a brewery to get @BellsBrewery and @3floyds in Chicagoland. Goose Island is owned by Bus now.

507. Oh jeeze, what a douchebag.

     “Cole Harper, may you never have sex again.”

508. 

     iTunes, World 1, Level 1.

     Because of all the opening screens presented in testing, most users preferred the machine logic of alphabetization.

     May 16th, 2012 7:15am

509. Beep beep beep.

510. 

     

     

     

     

     40’ headland land-bridge.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     Fine print: Mountain Lions like to attack kids, and they are in these here woods (Russian Gulch, just north of Mendocino, CA). Enjoy your hike!

511. 

     May 12th, 2012 5:07pm

512. 

     May 12th, 2012 5:03pm

513. Roll credits.

514. Just watched the video of Amanda and I getting married. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there. Thanks Aaron and Kathy and Elam and Will!

515. 

     May 12th, 2012 1:09pm

516. Amanda on Voltaire and me on Chardonnay, on the beach.

517. Off we go!

518. Sleep when you’re dead.

519. 

     May 11th, 2012 3:28pm

520. 

     May 11th, 2012 1:23pm

521. Downee oshun

522. 

     May 11th, 2012 11:34am

523. Great address.

524. Doppel, Lucky 13 Alt, 88°F, sun shining.

525. Ma Bell, got the ill communication. Ma Bell, got the ill communication.

526. “~a cool unasked-for political opinion~” --every-this-time-maybe-airquotes-these-idiots-will-finally-understand-guy-oh-oops-close-airquotes

527. Well I did not know this was a thing at all. It’s about a neighborhood in Philadelphia but Ima pretend it’s about Mt. Airy, MD. (Surprised to hear when listening to http://soundcloud.com/choicecuts/rizm-april-2012-selections)

528. Zynga culinary! Now I just need a boot of Spaten.

529. Hrmmmm.

530. A click between one human and one cow is the only Facebook legal click legal that shall be valid or recognized in this wall.

531. The Best Cow Clickers 4 Life

532. I love that “obsfucated” gets the ol’ this-is-misspelled red-dotted underline in OSX.

533. I’ve got a ~1995 Fender Stage 112SE guitar amp in Frederick, MD that I don’t know what to do with. Band geeks: please save Dawn Metcalf from this 160 watt door stop, she doesn’t play guitar.

     http://support.fender.com/manuals/guitar_amplifiers/Stage_112SE_manual.pdf

534. I love that “obsfucated” gets the ol’ this-is-misspelled red-dotted underline in OSX.

535. RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/GKTlzPlp Join an excellent security architecture team doing hard work in huge infrastructure. #infosecjob …

536. OMG

537. @wotowiec http://t.co/Wx9paknC

538. Dolores Breeze

     April 30th, 2012 5:06pm cinemagraph gif

539. Buried in 1,001 Nights; "…and lo the idiot prince found a 'jin on May Day and explained his stupid anarcho-libertarian politics, and the 'jin said, “What the fuck? Are you retarded?” and turned him to stone. “Allah is good, praise be unto him.”

540. Dolores Breeze

541. Out Tuesday, pre-ordered in iTunes for $5.99. \m/

     Another reason to look forward to April ending!

542. listening to "This Is Tomorrow - Obsolete Black Plastic #2 " by Laid Back

543. Thanks for the recommendation Sean!

544. Barton Springs!

545. 

     Sushigram (Taken with Instagram at Bar Chi Sushi)

     April 28th, 2012 7:29pm

546. 

     April 28th, 2012 6:06pm

547. 

     April 28th, 2012 3:05pm

548. Sushigram http://instagr.am/p/J_KBX0xzd_/

549. 

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     ^shoulda

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

550. Sushigram

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

551. I can’t spell or type; too scared of guano precipitation.

     

     The bats were a no-show.

     

552. Austin has invented the ultimate tourist snipe: bats under a bridge.

553. Future nation’s Capitol of the Republic of Texas hosting a rally for secession from the union.

554. When in TX, get texmex.

555. Also PsycheFest

556. Psyche Fest

557. Free kickstarter idea: Beat-Its®, by Dr. Yankovic.

558. 

     polianarchy:

     GAME CHANGER

     April 22nd, 2012 11:01am

559. Awesome; first 100°F fever I’ve had in years. Will report back with crazy dreams if I manage to have any.

560. 

561. 

     The Marina: a very strange place. (Taken with instagram)

     April 20th, 2012 6:31pm

562. ╔════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════╗

     ~~~~~~~~~🍻🍺~~~~~~~~~~
     

     ╚════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════╝

563. Fort Mason Green http://instagr.am/p/Jqe4v4RzUu/

564. The Marina: a very strange place. http://instagr.am/p/Jqc-mWxzUC/

565. over 14 years ago Permalink#

566. over 14 years ago Permalink#

567. over 14 years ago Permalink#

568. The Marina: a very strange place.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

569. Wilson Matrix, 8/4/77. Posting from yet another thing.

     April 20th, 2012 9:54am

570. ╔════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════╗

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     ╚════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════╝

571. Wilson Matrix, 8/4/77. Posting from yet another thing.

572. Wilson Matrix Remix, 8/4/77 @ Knebworth.

573. 

     Game night at the office. (Taken with Instagram at The Click Factory)

     April 19th, 2012 6:42pm

574. Game night at the office. @ The Click Factory http://instagr.am/p/Jn5X_VRzeN/

575. Game night at the office.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

576. Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that, sipping some coffee. SSDD right? Eh, hehehe. — Nietzsche

577. People are aware of the click, and are working on it.

578. It smells like dunkel up in this.

579. @ThinkandDrive nice beer goggle.

580. @bbaskin Yep. Too much of my work is in shells on remote systems to switch to it. Would if I had a current code project.

581. @bbaskin all the cool kids are using Sublime Text 2 now. http://t.co/Gw0nuSOd

582. 

     April 14th, 2012 11:05am

583. “Well, you’d wear a white glove if you were touching some of these links too.” — my mouse cursor

584. NB: he’s in a blue suit, of course.

585. Gotta admit, it’s better for guys that it’s usually the gals that are the ones you can hear faking it through apartment walls/ceiling.

586. Atlas Clicked. Clickanetics. How to Click Friends and Influence People. Clickonomics. The Black Click. The DaVinci Click. The Girl With The Dragon Click.

587. Played a few four-player games of Carcassonne on iPad last night without understanding most of the terms or rules. Dear future: please bring table-sized iPads!

588. @VitoPiazzano Yep. We already filled our summer '12 req. Apply anyway.

     http://t.co/1kCNmFoT for details.

589. A gentle reminder,

     I manage Zynga’s IR team in San Francisco. We’re new school. We’re hiring.

     http://t.co/feHl1mR5

     #infosecjobs #dbnr

590. :x

591. 

     SNPA in a can! (Taken with instagram)

     April 12th, 2012 12:33am

592. SNPA in a can! http://instagr.am/p/JTosmlRzWQ/

593. SNPA in a can!

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

594. Moving-the-goalposts is a cruel pedagogy.

595. Everyone rage-quitting Instagram to maintain their rage-quitting of Facebook, Google, etc: LOL nihilist internet fundamentalism as a thing.

596. @chipmonkey yep, all the time and cooler. Will let you know 😃

597. @PizzaHacker I just walked by as you or your doppelgängers were stoking the fire on Valencia near 18th. How long’ll you be working tonight?

598. :stare:

     

     (seriously)

599. So a brogrammer, a devops, and a computer scientist walk into a con.

     And the bartender says,

600. OK, so where is this BingeConf, and how do I register to attend? #hashtag http://t.co/cPuhEKqK

601. @davidmoffitt @wotowiec @flyingdogdc @joelwotowiec @sxs3200 @ffoasismike @jp_preston78 :cheers:

602. “And we’ll all get temperamental and hard to work with! But you won’t care!”

603. 21st Amendment

     April 6th, 2012 9:40pm cinemagraph gif

604. BzzT

     April 6th, 2012 3:55pm cinemagraph gif

605. Just horsing around

     April 6th, 2012 2:09pm cinemagraph gif

606. I HAVE MADE AN APPOINT-crksh-NT WITH AN M.D. TO FI-shrqff OUT WHY MY RIGHT EAR DISTOR-ffsssss-S IN LOUD, CR-tktkt-OWDED SITUATIONS.

607. Neato food truck insanity.

608. SNAFU: got new phone, old phone put through same process as termed people’s phones. About a month later and my number has been given to someone else and I have no service.

     Don’t call me, I won’t call you.

609. Nerd night!

610. The Encase Sutra

     img-software-crashing-in-65-awkward-positions.gif

     The Encase Sutra is © 2009 Guidance Software Inc., NASDAQ: GUID

611. @ThinkandDrive you drink a lot of NorCal IPAs for someone so close to @HeavySeasBeer @troegsbeer @VictoryBeer etc. I miss those guys.

612. Welp.

     

     

613. Do you find yourself not muting like you used to? Laughing about the weather 4000 miles away? Ask your doctor about conference-call-chuckle,

614. Oof, my freakin brain. Stop writing like this.

615. A, a nobler time; engineers wore Santa Claus robes and wizard’s hats and threw books at each other and actually carried hammers and saw anvils. Air’s soundtrack to the iconic Le Voyage Dans La Lune is neat as heck!

616. Every click is imperious.

617. STATIONTOSTATION

618. RT @gnachman: iTerm2 goes social! http://t.co/uO9cB7xj

619. 

     About to rack a dunkel to secondary. Taste test results: pretty mild wheat finish, great nose, no banana, minimal clove if any. Great success. (Taken with instagram)

     March 31st, 2012 4:46pm

620. When you say “this tech will only enable creepy stalkers”, I hear “THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALL–

621. Hey man, not sure if you get into GirlTalk or not, but it’s the kinda thing that will make you shake your butt. I like a lot of the music he mixes… He even used an Aphex Twin tune on one of his tracks… Who’s Aphex Twin you ask?

622. Hello,

     I manage the Security Incident Response team at @Zynga in San Francisco.

     I’m hiring: http://t.co/AgWrHfrM

     Dictated but not read.

623. Also: racking with anything other than a lung-started stainless racking cane and cap is shameful. Best cheap equipment purchase ever.

624. About to rack a dunkel to secondary. Taste test results: pretty mild wheat finish, great nose, no banana, minimal clove if any. Great success. http://instagr.am/p/I2w54mRzQ2/

625. Googling for the most interesting seven-word phrase in a deliverable is the 2012 equivalent of spell check.

     “Is this someone else’s work?”

626. http://t.co/AgWrHfrM

627. About to rack a dunkel to secondary. Taste test results: pretty mild wheat finish, great nose, no banana, minimal clove if any. Great success.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

628. RT @ryanaraine: BBSIRT (blackberry security incident response) is hiring. https://t.co/bmBbN10Z

629. @rands when I asked if my calling the current insanity “dot-coms” was dated, I was told “No, it’s just ‘tech’, and not that big of a deal.”

630. 

     Taken with instagram

     March 28th, 2012 10:57am

631. over 14 years ago Permalink#

632. http://www.theconservativeteen.com/magazine LOL

633. LMBO (ᔥ, ↬, and some-other-dumb-symbol-that-that-is-everything-wrong-with-the-internet-in-one-glyph Michael Graham)

634. lmbo^∞ RT @teamcymru The Jester Dynamic: A Lesson in Asymmetric Unmanaged Cyber Warfare (PDF) http://t.co/zqWtmkzd

635. Happy Maryland Day!

636. 

637. 

     2009 Samichlaus: 14%, better than the best tawny port. Wow. (Taken with instagram)

     March 25th, 2012 1:51am

638. 2009 Samichlaus: 14%, better than the best tawny port. Wow. http://instagr.am/p/IltsczxzSf/

639. 2009 Samichlaus: 14%, better than the best tawny port. Wow.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

640. http://t.co/8c0JyRJk is so devops it hurts.

641. testing markdown support

     devops:

     !m a *bold* thing
     Some lists:
     # something
     # something else
     # nested something

     Bulleted Lists:
     * bullet
     * bullet 2

     italics: _italicized_

     Somethign /else/

     omg.

     March 24th, 2012 10:13am

642. http://t.co/TZ3NrqHe, http://t.co/PnChYUfp, http://t.co/mCqllRQk, http://t.co/kh07RQ5D.

     Heck, twitter is going to ruin this gag isn’t it.

643. Microwave “beep” tones are actually curses that standards and practices have censored.

     CF: re: a Beaker-talking-joke http://t.co/WjwdfTrZ.

644. Heh.

     Well.

     I skimmed it and blogged about it.

     You should read my blog.

645. DJ Jazzy Jeff!

646. RT @wadebaker: We’re happy to announce that the 2012 #DBIR is out. Hope you enjoy it and find it useful. http://t.co/SkLa0fpo

647. SFGMC with Stephen Schwartz

648. If you were in Menlo Park, where would you go for dinner? Lean towards sushi if you can’t decide on your favorite place. I have to drive so breweries are right out.

649. @will_torres something something ]

650. Obligatory pics so that I don’t have to gtfo.

     

     

651. Cheese.

652. RFC 5309

     Contemporary technical communities MUST support a LOLCAT (Long-running Ontological LOLCAT Certification / Accreditation Thread).

653. RT @grahamvsworld: @grantstavely Stop reading Twitter. Dictated but not read.

654. Yes. (Part 1+2 of this mix is also great.)

655. Welp, I’ll be doing a lot of these because this app is rad. Bummer the facebook isn’t a little tighter, bringing the animation to wall posts.

656. Free product idea: Tactical Vibram FiveFingers®, with little velcro-flap pockets on each toe, stitched on at jaunty tactical pocket angles.

657. Milli Vanilli: where are you when we need you?

     

     Of course this is the week my MUNI clipper card dies. Switching to our spare and claiming it as lost.

658. Diamond plate may look tough, but most of it is made of an iron/banana peel alloy invented by Warner Bros. in the early 1940s.

659. “C:\Program Files\” is a folder that emphatically states that it has always already contained files, yet it mostly contains more folders.

660. Wooooooooo

661. Shooting to be there at 8.

662. Taking a mash break to sample the Mission Maibock that’s been in secondary in the storage space outside, while brewing this Dunkelweizen.

663. RT @kidkoala: SF! PILLOWFIGHT @dantheautomator @emilywellsmusic @kidkoala @TruthspeakerHQ are doing a dress rehearsal show at club MakeO …

664. @kidkoala are you playing anywhere in the SF while you’re in town?

665. @alexlevinson testing in production, eh? http://t.co/LTROF1by

666. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires t http://t.co/VCWarpZo

667. 

     So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I shoulda done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires thing. (Taken with instagram)

     March 9th, 2012 8:13pm

668. @bbaskin our votes at work are: sprinkler housing or detonator. Hit it with a hammer as hand as you can.

669. Ugh, 50 character passwords makes my clipboard so heavy.

670. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires thing. http://instagr.am/p/H-l55yxzTJ/

671. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires t http://t.co/VCWarpZo

672. So I'm about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires thing.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

673. If things get crazy at the festival, impersonate a D.I. and holler for a Soldier, Sailor, or Marine. —ancient Red Cross Volunteer proverb

674. “Hi, I need a Sr. Manager of Forensics & eDisco by c.o.b., case name: SF.” —me, in Groucho glasses holding a prop J.D.

     http://t.co/MYCKvk3D

675. Amanda Walker Stavely and I are going.

676. 

     One of the perks of working at a company that has a relationship with Hasbro: Hungry Hungry Hippos in the conference room. (Taken with instagram)

     March 8th, 2012 3:43pm

677. One of the perks of working at a company that has a relationship with Hasbro: Hungry Hungry Hippos in the conference room. http://instagr.am/p/H7iXVHxzV8/

678. One of the perks of working at a company that has a relationship with Hasbro: Hungry Hungry Hippos in the conference room.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

679. Last week’s breakdancers were awesome at Zynga happy hour!

680. @treyford welp, cya shitlord.

681. The RE class on the 20th was sold out.

682. I’d probably use Facebook more often if it had a stylus. I mean I guess I get why other people use it but I need a stylus sometimes.

683. RT @grahamvsworld: Grant Stavely: yeah that was the one that got reblogged into my tumblr stream

684. When y’all read stuff on the Washington Post Social Reader it auto-shares with the title + “on the Washington Post Social Reader” and sometimes the title and that phrase sync up and are funny. Also WAPO: that is dumb as heck early-ZNGA-style dumb.

685. OK, I can’t not “get a load of this shit!” about politics this season. Please comment if you’d like to be offended.

686. Had my first sip of a brass monkey at tonight’s Zynga happy hour: am pretty ashamed that I didn’t know that a brass monkey is a drink.

     Should my penance be drinking a full one?

687. A month of Kraftwerk Kovers mixes from DJ Food? Yum.

     February 29th, 2012 9:50pm

688. An hour-long mix of Kraftwerk covers!

689. Looks like Roswell to me.

690. 

     The Sensuous Man. (Taken with instagram)

     February 26th, 2012 2:06pm

691. RT @ciphergoth: US crackdown on crystal meth means Sudafed is hard to buy. But meth is easy to buy; here’s how to make Sudafed from it. …

692. 

693. captured a panorama at Jack Early Park with Photosynth

694. The Sensuous Man.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

695. The Sensuous Man. http://instagr.am/p/HfCnSCxzaV/

696. In a hierarchy, every cargo cult member tends to rise to their level of the echo chamber.

697. I like to imagine every little red * indicating a required field as a tiny Vonnegutian butthole.

     http://t.co/ziSgFVC6

     So it goes.

698. If the lack of a good javascript whitelist extension is your last reason for not using Safari: http://t.co/KCwlueai

699. How time flies! See you next week.

700. I like to think of every red * indicating a required field as little Vonnegutian buttholes.

     http://t.co/ziSgFVC6

701. ioquake3

     OK, so what cool thing were you doing this morning at 0530?

     February 22nd, 2012 8:04am

702. Holy shit. 12 minutes of “No.”

703. 

     A tossed mouse falls behind the art, which makes it inaccessible. (Taken with instagram)

     February 20th, 2012 10:25pm

704. A tossed mouse falls behind the art, which makes it inaccessible. http://instagr.am/p/HQe033xzZA/

705. A tossed mouse falls behind the art, which makes it inaccessible.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

706. ZIP!

     February 20th, 2012 11:37am

707. And the Philip K Dick award in actual science goes to a pill called “PKMzeta”, which we may all be taking (or have already taken), in our conapts, to forget traumatic experiences on or traveling to/from Mars.

708. Neato!

709. RT @codinghorror: “take yourself out of your first world techie social media smart-shoes for a second [and] imagine this” http://t.co/KI …

710. @chipmonkey @wertzateria A-side illustration work on the Ts this year, excellent.

711. Helpful series.

712. Strong beer month!

713. If security and obscurity didn’t rhyme so well, fewer chucklefucks would deride every attempt at secrecy without context.

714. 

     Cognitive paralysis.

     February 16th, 2012 7:47am

715. PLEASE READ, A blah blah—I made a Safari extension that lessens Wikipedia’s suck:

     e.g. http://t.co/h7kZVPrV

     src, bin: http://t.co/yoMpMdFw

716. 

     PLEASE READ, A blah blah—I made a Safari extension that lessens Wikipedia’s suck. 

     Snag the source and a binary build from my Github.

     Or just install it like a normal person.

     February 14th, 2012 9:17am

717. $15/pop early bird, go get tickets 😃

718. From one music lover to another:

719. If you’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more wood block…

720. Nitro Old Speckled Hen, loud 70’s country music, hot cappicola sandwich with a fried egg on it.

721. The wide, wide, world of sport.

722. 68 breweries!

723. RT @ibogost: @grantstavely click with the last drop of your soul

724. 

     I may be done with Cow Clicker once and for all. The creator has gamified the sharing feature that allows me to post to all my Facebook friends that I clicked the spot where my cow used to be.

     February 10th, 2012 7:30am

725. 

     A map of the territory, assembled after meticulous research, and without fault: presented here censored slightly to protect some of those responsible.

     February 10th, 2012 7:25am

726. 

727. I may be done with Cow Clicker once and for all. The creator has gamified the sharing feature that allows me to post to all my Facebook friends that I clicked the spot where my cow used to be.

728. @ibogost so what’s the trick to clicking Share after I click my cow? Should I click Share faster? Multiple times? In a pattern? Drag n Drop?

729. A map of the territory, assembled after meticulous research, and without fault: presented here censored slightly to protect some of those responsible.

     

     Boba Fett

730. @will_torres @electricfork wow, sick burn.

731. Well, cut him some slack folks, I mean, are the 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 keys even lined up in a row right next to each other on arabic keyboards?

732. RT @borderlands_sf: Sorry to report the death of Christopher Samuel Youd,(aka John Christopher,) author of many novels including the Tri …

733. Tyvm Super Bowl fans; no reservations until mid march, got seated immediately as walk-ins. Hat tip Paulina!

734. Speakeasy Fisted Anus black wheat something something

735. Internet: please play the theme song to my walk home last night, cool, welp, thanks.

736. Deobsfucating javascript with monkeypatching s/;/;eval=alert();/g tricks is a thing, right? Seems too obvious to be a new idea I just had.

737. Pernod

738. “All this hand-holding has gotten out of hand. We need to hold people accountable.”

739. Deobsfucating javascript with monkeypatching s/;/;eval=alert();/g tricks is a thing, right? Seems too obvious to be a new idea I just had.

740. Safari.app in full screen mode is not perfect and I have opinions.

     http://t.co/IfYK2ScI

741. 

     Full screen Safari needs more love. A Macbook Air running OS X Lion with all apps full screened and navigated using swipe gestures really is the bee’s knee’s and Safari is the last non-chat app that I use that doesn’t conform well.

     I’d like to see nothing but the website in full screen mode. Naively, I tried to hide the toolbar with ⌘-| but nothing happened. The menubar’s View -> Hide Toolbar is also disabled.

     But, the toolbar’s Hide Toolbar context (right click) menu isn’t disabled and works as expected. 

     But, after hiding the toolbar, there’s nowhere to right click to get it back. And ⌘-L, which makes the toolbar reappear briefly to accept commands in a the windowed Safari.app, doesn’t make the toolbar show up either. So, if you want to go on to the next thing, you have to literally exit full screen mode first.

     Full screen in Safari should actually be full bleed. All chrome should disappear. Welp, 

     February 3rd, 2012 7:45am

742. Po: Do you hear the clicked cow, which is in your feed.
     Young Kwai Chang Caine: Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
     Po: Young man, how is it that you do not?

743. Bottled my first all-grain IPA to every carboy I own and dumped the last gallon, then racked the ~Mission Maibock~ to the IPA’s keg, and tossed it in the basement. Now to see what two months brings. (Not May, obviously 😦 )

744. 

     Eat shit barcodehavers. (Taken with instagram)

     January 28th, 2012 11:11am

745. Bubbles.

746. Eat shit barcodehavers. http://instagr.am/p/liLw0/

747. Eat shit barcodehavers.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

748. I’m not in DC for ShmooCon this year, so I’ve decided to be insufferable out the weather in SF.

     

749. Battle of the Zands

750. NB lack of a drop.

751. For the next 24 hours I’m going to post really vitriolic anti-dialectic with-us-or-against-us axe-grinding crap on all of your status updates regardless of actual intended political or religious intent, pause, not.

752. Tomorrow night at 7:30 in The Richmond - I’m going. Looks neato.

753. “@djfood: Out today - finally! It’s been a long time coming… DJ Food - The Search Engine - http://t.co/JWk7ClYY #iTunes”

754. “@djfood: Out today - finally! It’s been a long time coming… DJ Food - The Search Engine - http://t.co/JWk7ClYY #iTunes”

755. You’ve been makin’ your brags around town that you’ve been a lovin’ with my woman
     But the woman I love when she picks up trash she puts it in a garbage can
     And that’s what you look like to me and what I see is a pitty
     You’d better close your face and stay out of my way
     If you don’t wanta go to Click City
     If you don’t wanna go to Click City you’d better detour round my town
     Cause I’ll grab you by the hair of the head and I’ll lift you off of the ground
     I’m not a sayin’ my baby is a saint cause she ain’t
     And that she won’t cat around with a kitty
     I’m here to tell you pal to lay off of my woman if you don’t wanna go to Click City

756. Low aperture, low depth-of-field, over-saturated, vignetted, temp-corrected, well composed, CC BY-NC-SA 2.5 photographs or it didn’t happen.

757. There is a photograph on the wall behind me of Keanu Reeves dining here in exactly the same seat I am sitting in. Whoa!

758. I’m sorry, all I can see is a duckrabbit.

759. \m/

760. “@stevenf: …a handy fill-in-the-blanks form letter for small web services who’ve just been acquired. https://t.co/UAIJXKaZ” <- @textfiles

761. “@junecohen: Filmed yesterday & posted today: Clay Shirky’s 12-min #TED talk on why #SOPA is a really bad idea http://t.co/ysVhwBRY”

762. Y’ever see two people that made the “What you need, when you need it” DNS squatter sites their homepage in the same room at the same time?

763. 

     View of the Pacific Ocean from the Sierra Trail in Mt. Tamalpais Park (Taken with instagram)

     January 16th, 2012 4:21pm

764. Y’ever see two people that made the “What you need, when you need it” DNS squatter sites their homepage in the same room at the same time?

765. View of the Pacific Ocean from the Sierra Trail in Mt. Tamalpais Park http://instagr.am/p/h3n2H/

766. View of the Pacific Ocean from the Sierra Trail in Mt. Tamalpais Park

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

767. Twitter Book Report: Wittgenstein’s Blue Book

     “Try to frown while you are laughing without thinking about it. Really makes you think, huh?”

768. Neat historical trivia.

769. Brewing a maibock tonight that’ll spend the last month or two of secondary fermentation lagering outside in The Mission. It’s a total crap-shoot and “incorrect” but the yeast package claims to have a pretty wide acceptable temperature range.

770. Twitter Book Report: Wittgenstein’s Blue Book

     “Try to frown while you are laughing without thinking about it. Really makes you think, huh?”

771. Network Working Group
     Request for Comments: 5318008
     Obsoletes: 0.7734
     Category: Informational

     Title: Calculator Spelling

772. RT @mrgan: So it has come to this, App Store http://t.co/PKAvUTo3

773. still with the clicking of the stuff for stuff that isn’t stuff how post post modern jeeze really I mean honestly

774. 

     Incense lit by sunbeams. (Taken with instagram)

     January 10th, 2012 8:44am

775. Intense lit by sunbeams. http://instagr.am/p/gAUkL/

776. Intense lit by sunbeams.

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

777. RT @textism: !

778. 

     Mythbusters (Taken with instagram)

     January 8th, 2012 8:16pm

779. > CHAT WITH SYSOP

     Which came first, “diz” standing for “Description In Zipfile” or “diz” being “zip” if you turn the BBS upside down?

780. Mythbusters

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

781. Mythbusters http://instagr.am/p/fp5tr/

782. Mythbusters, Behind The Myth

783. Yeah. So I figure, I gotta get this cool thing, and then I’ma customize it. With modifications, you know? So like, It’ll be cooler.

     Yeah.

784. I like the photo

785. CHAT WITH SYSOP

     Which came first, “diz” standing for “Description In Zipfile” or “diz” being “zip” if you turn the BBS upside down?

786. Oops. I’m looking for a ShmooCon Barcode. Again.

787. of the universe is paginated. Cool idea Masters of Business Administration dudes! High five!

788. actually print it, is a huge long pile of paragraphs, but the shit we read on a computer monitor that we can scroll until the heat death

789. OK, so the print version, which for those of us without multi-function thermal fax paper printers will definitely be paginated if we

790. Oops. I’m looking for a ShmooCon Barcode. Again.

791. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

792. 

     We– (Taken with instagram)

     January 6th, 2012 9:13pm

793. We--

     over 14 years ago Permalink#

794. We-- http://instagr.am/p/fDQiT/

795. This is a fun one.

796. @tommyalanson @uber uber owns.

797. In the long view: High five, primates.

798. Brewing “Ryan’s Face-Puncher IPA All-Grain Kit”*, but I’m calling it a Kick-Puncher**.

     • http://t.co/61K1loEe
       ** http://t.co/o3tFJyOg

799. Brewing “Ryan’s Face-Puncher IPA All-Grain Kit”*, but I’m calling it a Kick-Puncher**.

     • http://t.co/61K1loEe
       ** http://t.co/o3tFJyOg

800. Radio Nova

     January 1st, 2012 5:51pm