Pizza Slow, Twitter posts from 2012

OSX Server disables web services like little kids cover their eyes with their own hands to be “”invisible””: http://t.co/Ov3QOvAX

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 31, 2012 - 9:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/31/tweet-285867744212160513/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/31/tweet-285867744212160513/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Clever. Can’t find my stir plate magnet after minding it’s travels from erlenmeyer to carboy to sink to “a clever place” months ago. Damn.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 29, 2012 - 10:19 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/29/tweet-285148025360359424/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/29/tweet-285148025360359424/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Vulnerability Management is two thirds ops-shaming and one third useless.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 28, 2012 - 10:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/28/tweet-284780906672160768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/28/tweet-284780906672160768/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld who is going to guard the guards? is nobody is asking!?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 28, 2012 - 5:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/28/tweet-284719888872919040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/28/tweet-284719888872919040/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@daviottenheimer the coolest part about swimming at the World Waterpark in Edmonton isn’t that it’s huge (it is); it’s the snow outside.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 28, 2012 - 6:14 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/27/tweet-284542816561008641/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/27/tweet-284542816561008641/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

That thing where you incredulously propagate a meme outraged at the so-called irony of e.g. braille keypads on drive-through ATMs: idgi.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 27, 2012 - 6:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/27/tweet-284361405405208577/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/27/tweet-284361405405208577/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @datalossdb: Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, we implement policies! http://t.co/IkmfF00O #verzion (cc @ZDNetCharlie @verizon)

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 26, 2012 - 8:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/26/tweet-284036093073059841/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/26/tweet-284036093073059841/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT if you’re not under an FTC injunction yet.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 26, 2012 - 4:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/26/tweet-283975440132096000/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/26/tweet-283975440132096000/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @GoldbergLawDC: Congratulations to @SDWilkerson and @DDeighton of @Aplura on another successful year. http://t.co/Qb0T3iaM

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 23, 2012 - 3:03 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/22/tweet-282682763461660672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/22/tweet-282682763461660672/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“They have a beer out here that they call steam beer. I had a few glasses of it and it made me logey”

Your Pal, JACK

http://t.co/CBSxjscf

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 23, 2012 - 2:21 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/22/tweet-282672205949726720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/22/tweet-282672205949726720/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin just added “Nintendo forensics” to my lexicon.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 22, 2012 - 5:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/22/tweet-282540292849160194/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/22/tweet-282540292849160194/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Even though the hop on the Hillsboro Hops’ hats isn’t wearing a hat with a hop on it, I want one of these hats.

http://t.co/7flEdbkR

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 21, 2012 - 1:05 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/20/tweet-281928276493103105/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/20/tweet-281928276493103105/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Containing. Always be containing. Always be containing.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 20, 2012 - 4:58 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281624483335376896/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281624483335376896/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @CrucialCarl: One of the few holiday themed mixes worth a listen: TomE - Santas Xmas Bag (2011) http://t.co/WS9IInYx

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 20, 2012 - 4:53 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281623342182694915/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281623342182694915/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“I recently left you a voicemail, but wanted to follow-up with some addi…”

I haven’t had voicemail since 2005.

I love time travel movies!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 19, 2012 - 10:26 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281525917602435072/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281525917602435072/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

+1 E.R.D. sufferers and nymphomaniacs: Your noble “”Canadian RX”” purchases via phishing-attack-looking spam fund great awareness training.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 19, 2012 - 6:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281470812492541952/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281470812492541952/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

(man) Budweiser Presents: “Real Men Of Genius”.

Today, we salute you, Mr. m3u playlist creator.

🎵 “Mr. .m3u playlist creator!” 🎵

…

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 19, 2012 - 4:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281439394433478656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/19/tweet-281439394433478656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ you must not be using mosh yet.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 19, 2012 - 12:35 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/18/tweet-281196085089804290/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/18/tweet-281196085089804290/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I have computer skills; I am good at dealing with computers. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 18, 2012 - 7:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/18/tweet-281123384249688064/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/18/tweet-281123384249688064/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn computers so the engineers don’t have to.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 18, 2012 - 7:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/18/tweet-281123361206202370/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/18/tweet-281123361206202370/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

FOR SALE $1

3 tabby vacuums jammed in blow mode, steel wire brush attachments included, intermittently eject hot bile, alarms every 4 hours

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 18, 2012 - 6:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/18/tweet-281100873961205760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/18/tweet-281100873961205760/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@chipmonkey in exchange for which, you get… “free” product. This trade-off is not unique to the web, or inherently evil imo.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 17, 2012 - 5:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/17/tweet-280730538157936641/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/17/tweet-280730538157936641/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ I’m about half way through http://t.co/rBZelwPw after finishing the Quixote this summer. It’s excellent.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 15, 2012 - 3:21 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/14/tweet-279788285562327040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/14/tweet-279788285562327040/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld delete Facebook profile in iOS settings it’ll use Safari and not the FB app, try sharing again, auth, re-add profile in IOS.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 14, 2012 - 3:45 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/13/tweet-279431861900558336/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/13/tweet-279431861900558336/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

And a monocle-in-hand bow and top hat twirling flourish to @grahamvsworld for coining the term “goaternity”.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 14, 2012 - 12:18 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/13/tweet-279379780514766850/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/13/tweet-279379780514766850/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The Reg cites Forbes: two mirrors with goatse etched into them facing each other, infinitely tunneling into goaternity: http://t.co/5aNVPDQI

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 14, 2012 - 12:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/13/tweet-279379167945039872/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/13/tweet-279379167945039872/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

What kinda curse is it when a gypsy throws rice at your feet? http://t.co/TeYphwlc

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 13, 2012 - 4:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/13/tweet-279267864152784897/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/13/tweet-279267864152784897/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

HATERS DELENDA EST

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 12, 2012 - 7:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/12/tweet-278939188437585920/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/12/tweet-278939188437585920/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ucllc: Today on Brand New: A response to the increasingly asinine petition to revoke the new logo of University of California http:/ …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 12, 2012 - 4:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/12/tweet-278905214868791297/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/12/tweet-278905214868791297/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld I would like to double-click on “Bases kick off.” Is that a baseball or football up-level? Where do I invest?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 05, 2012 - 5:43 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/04/tweet-276200119622307840/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/04/tweet-276200119622307840/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Then… an ol’ fashioned black-n’-white circle-jerk not-gay JO session.

Now.…http://t.co/paksw9xT

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 05, 2012 - 4:57 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/04/tweet-276188425823064064/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/04/tweet-276188425823064064/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

NYPPR: Not your personal public relations.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 03, 2012 - 9:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/03/tweet-275711809799995392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/03/tweet-275711809799995392/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @StatFact: RT @johnbarton: “What is a Data Scientist? It’s a Business Analyst that lives in California” #yow2012

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 01, 2012 - 6:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/01/tweet-274941443230027778/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/01/tweet-274941443230027778/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“So let me just book a two hour onsite with our CEO and Sales VP who happen to be free, and you give it a listen, tell me what you think.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 27, 2012 - 10:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/27/tweet-273560050419765248/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/27/tweet-273560050419765248/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“You need a test drive. That’s what you need. It’s one thing to hear it from Buck’s mouth. It’s another thing to hear it from the TK421.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 27, 2012 - 10:50 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/27/tweet-273559407500083200/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/27/tweet-273559407500083200/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ oh, well then, ‘cya shitlord’ is in order. cya shitlord.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 27, 2012 - 10:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/27/tweet-273551837926412288/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/27/tweet-273551837926412288/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Brewing a @surlybrewing Bitter Brewer.

Neat recipe: some oats, some barley, first wort hops, 90m boil, and dry hops.

http://t.co/n4NKS0Du

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 26, 2012 - 12:46 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/25/tweet-272863965653135360/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/25/tweet-272863965653135360/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine so long, shitlord, and thanks for all the balls.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 21, 2012 - 3:25 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/20/tweet-271091888436690944/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/20/tweet-271091888436690944/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: “Grant, my friend went away. Does that make me a bad person?” “No, dude, some times people die.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 21, 2012 - 3:23 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/20/tweet-271091547175518209/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/20/tweet-271091547175518209/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I just slid this, enveloped, under my neighbor’s gate: http://t.co/YlY1BPDS

His 12PM alarm clock beeps 3 hours a day.

Every day.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 19, 2012 - 2:09 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/18/tweet-270348145710465025/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/18/tweet-270348145710465025/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Holy moly this really is good. RT @djfood: Led Zeppelin cut the f–k up by @djcheeba for Celebration Day http://t.co/6ndgjIbT #ledzeppelin

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 16, 2012 - 5:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/16/tweet-269490432508047361/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/16/tweet-269490432508047361/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @rattle1337: #Cloud in a nutshell: You can ride the pony, but you don’t own the pony. Can’t brush it, can’t braid its mane, can’t lov …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 15, 2012 - 8:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/15/tweet-269178039647227907/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/15/tweet-269178039647227907/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I reserved 10 barcodes. Yuk, yuk, yuk.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 15, 2012 - 5:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/15/tweet-269127263503663104/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/15/tweet-269127263503663104/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @gdead: Please pry the F5 key off your keyboard and mail it to me with a SASE. I’ll mail it back on Jan 2nd. Thx.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 15, 2012 - 3:18 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/14/tweet-268915824679608321/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/14/tweet-268915824679608321/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @aaronbarnett: Sins against best practice – http://t.co/cws23sfa

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 11, 2012 - 8:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/11/tweet-267729981680021505/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/11/tweet-267729981680021505/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Eat shit real ale dorks! [pic] — http://t.co/isvp6Yvc

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 10, 2012 - 11:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/10/tweet-267415820823572480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/10/tweet-267415820823572480/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Mean time between puke (MTBP, θ) is the predicted elapsed time between inherent failures of a domestic cat’s biology when fed regularly.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 10, 2012 - 9:51 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/10/tweet-267383929223405568/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/10/tweet-267383929223405568/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Want age 25-35 guy to come JO about “you are the product” like you just found out what Soylent Green is made of…mutual reblogging but not g—

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 10, 2012 - 4:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/10/tweet-267305190254866432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/10/tweet-267305190254866432/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

A tech-journalist’s writing doesn’t echo and nobody knows why.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 06, 2012 - 4:16 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/05/tweet-265669072904146944/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/05/tweet-265669072904146944/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @nostrich: With articles from Forbes laid end-to-end “you could walk across this great nation of ours touching nothing but stupid” ht …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 03, 2012 - 11:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/03/tweet-264864995962150914/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/03/tweet-264864995962150914/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

New blog post: How to get started in infosec, make it big, and not be lame: http://t.co/T3oniTMx

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 02, 2012 - 4:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/02/tweet-264397067982626818/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/02/tweet-264397067982626818/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Blockquote>Weekend browser extension idea: identify and immediately follow “via” links.</blockquote

ᔥ “a curator”
↬ “an adult”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 01, 2012 - 6:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/01/tweet-264064542898802688/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/01/tweet-264064542898802688/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper if * {font: bold 16px/18px #0000ff “Comic Sans”} is outlawed only criminals will have * {font: bold 16px/18px #0000ff “Comic Sans”}.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 01, 2012 - 5:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/01/tweet-264058588320915456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/01/tweet-264058588320915456/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Ditching Mail.app again over it’s inability to compose in html messages in this the two thousand and twelfth year of our common era. So sad.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon November 01, 2012 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/11/01/tweet-264030303679561728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/11/01/tweet-264030303679561728/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

B man lumberjacking up a light post w/ belt
I shaken bottles of champaigne, sprayed
N ~vintage~ 2010 t-shirt
G sun-roof standers
O fireworks

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 29, 2012 - 5:09 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/28/tweet-262783070309060608/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/28/tweet-262783070309060608/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld LET’S GO RIOTS!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 29, 2012 - 4:31 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/28/tweet-262773593581166592/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/28/tweet-262773593581166592/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Dear SysOps of File Hosting Sites,

I deeply regret my previous toot sarcastically lumping you in with startup culture. Your noble work sup—

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 26, 2012 - 3:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/26/tweet-261859295224815617/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/26/tweet-261859295224815617/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

I cofounded an innovation that will disrupt the DOWNLOAD NOW button establishment at a hack-a-thon and now it hurts when I mention my MBA.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 26, 2012 - 3:50 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/26/tweet-261857414540820480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/26/tweet-261857414540820480/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

A thoughtful gift from my team. (at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/CwL2VKhm

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 24, 2012 - 10:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/24/tweet-261233139685396480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/24/tweet-261233139685396480/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Vitriolic schadenfreude or it didn’t happen.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 24, 2012 - 4:50 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/24/tweet-261147634213990400/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/24/tweet-261147634213990400/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld what the heck does that even mean? Please respect your followers and only post things that make sense on twitter.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 19, 2012 - 9:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/19/tweet-259399907323043842/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/19/tweet-259399907323043842/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

http://t.co/q9y31pju

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 19, 2012 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/18/tweet-259081569694793728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/18/tweet-259081569694793728/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: BUY MY PIES! THEY ARE CYBER PIES! WE HAVE A GSA SCHEDULE NUMBER!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 18, 2012 - 10:51 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/18/tweet-259064302512787456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/18/tweet-259064302512787456/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Defaults write com.violasong.Hibari hjklNavigation -bool YES

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 13, 2012 - 5:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/13/tweet-257167398455607296/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/13/tweet-257167398455607296/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Helpful signage at the office. (at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/c7BEB6VG

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 11, 2012 - 5:26 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/11/tweet-256445780024504320/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/11/tweet-256445780024504320/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

I’m sorry, if you didn’t bring enough sportball tweets for everyone you can’t have any here.

Oh.

You did?

Oh my.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 11, 2012 - 3:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/11/tweet-256421905710596096/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/11/tweet-256421905710596096/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle eh, it’s a pretty jerk move, but it’s as old as wall painting.

Fun take: http://t.co/rgw7mb8J

https://t.co/Csj1qMuU

- YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.t.co

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 10, 2012 - 12:55 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/09/tweet-255833781884317697/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/09/tweet-255833781884317697/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@jjarmoc yikes! I’m going to shoot for being a full year ahead of myself in kegs. The oldest batch / last glass is always the best.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 08, 2012 - 3:18 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/07/tweet-255145057953398784/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/07/tweet-255145057953398784/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Finding a year-old bottle of home brew stout in the fridge is like finding $100 in the pocket of an old jacket that pays interest.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 07, 2012 - 9:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/07/tweet-255050471092412417/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/07/tweet-255050471092412417/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine SEVEN HUNDRED

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 04, 2012 - 5:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/04/tweet-253907611819319296/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/04/tweet-253907611819319296/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Undecided Infographic —=-===-=—===-==—–

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 04, 2012 - 1:28 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/03/tweet-253667873929711618/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/03/tweet-253667873929711618/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

You can’t spell VERIS without “Eris”.

Hail Eris, καλλίστῃ.

Consult your pineal gland.

pɹouɟ

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon October 03, 2012 - 5:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/10/03/tweet-253546322739728384/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/10/03/tweet-253546322739728384/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@Loopermovie was so good I didn’t even notice the @kidkoala song in it.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 30, 2012 - 5:48 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/29/tweet-252283840121425920/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/29/tweet-252283840121425920/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Http://t.co/KPhq2s9X hahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 29, 2012 - 5:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/29/tweet-252098495702507520/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/29/tweet-252098495702507520/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @nmap: Hakin9 Magazine’s Nmap issue successfully trolled by security researchers! http://t.co/WHhYVfk6

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 28, 2012 - 9:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/28/tweet-251792693196357633/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/28/tweet-251792693196357633/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

WFH today. I’ll have my phone, my laptop, this ashtray, and this paddle game, and this remote control, and these matches, and this lamp, an—

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 27, 2012 - 5:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/27/tweet-251369529899368448/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/27/tweet-251369529899368448/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: Grant W. Smurfly (with @grantstavely at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/PSh717yw

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 27, 2012 - 2:20 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/26/tweet-251144224014213120/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/26/tweet-251144224014213120/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld alternate title: “Things you do not understand.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 27, 2012 - 12:11 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/26/tweet-251111864971456512/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/26/tweet-251111864971456512/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Panel 1: Dog thinks “I’ve got just the thing!”
Panel 2: Dog clicks to this web comic.
Panel 3: Dog pastes link to web comic in chat.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 25, 2012 - 4:22 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/24/tweet-250450085824053248/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/24/tweet-250450085824053248/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)”

“Right.”†

† Cosby, Bill. “Noah” Is a Very Funny Fellow… Right! (1963) Warner Bros.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 24, 2012 - 6:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/24/tweet-250295874029232129/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/24/tweet-250295874029232129/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@treyford @mckt_ @MizzMegg @vurtyou Yes.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 23, 2012 - 3:25 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249711078655815681/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249711078655815681/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@chipmonkey cool thanks, yeah, this account is a teergrube for infosec people and other free riders. TED talk to follow.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 23, 2012 - 3:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249708551184994304/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249708551184994304/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Man it’s been a while, and still, I never think “Man, I want a steak.” anymore. I think “I want @treyford to make me a Chateaubriand.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 23, 2012 - 12:50 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249671931756957699/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249671931756957699/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

If you can’t complain about it, you don’t own it.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 22, 2012 - 11:43 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249655098463100928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249655098463100928/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

In SF, we have containers for recycling, compost, garbage, good will, and sidewalk-sale, but everyone puts everything in the sidewalk-sale.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 22, 2012 - 10:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249630645335236608/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249630645335236608/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@ThinkandDrive at least put an umbrella up over your Boh!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 22, 2012 - 10:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249629719182585859/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249629719182585859/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Hi!

😃

Do you have a minute?

😃

taps clipboard

😃

Do you have a minute to learn about my current pet gadget-opinions?

😃

Hi!

😃

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 22, 2012 - 9:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249614343287758849/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249614343287758849/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

When you say “What!? I love cats! I’ll take your cats!” I’m thinking “How much do I absolutely hate this person.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 22, 2012 - 4:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249544039576248321/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/22/tweet-249544039576248321/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Reading the ‘prediction’ SIRA thread?

More OT than OODA:

Searle on intentionality: https://t.co/xlLomkRL
FTR: http://t.co/elPABgrw

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 19, 2012 - 4:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/19/tweet-248456974663041024/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/19/tweet-248456974663041024/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

My mid-2011 MacBook air is born again.

http://t.co/EkhcKRQi

That was stupid and shouldn’t have been necessary.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 19, 2012 - 3:20 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/18/tweet-248260136999739392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/18/tweet-248260136999739392/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@wotowiec also, we are sensitive fragile people and if it’s below 72 the jackets come out and below 65 the scarves get added.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 12, 2012 - 9:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/12/tweet-246004558839545856/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/12/tweet-246004558839545856/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@wotowiec iirc you already have dinner plans tonight but we should hang out. @vurtyou and I fly east tomorrow.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 12, 2012 - 9:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/12/tweet-246004293675646977/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/12/tweet-246004293675646977/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@Stav22 uh oh, are you getting into infosec? We should talk. 😃

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 12, 2012 - 9:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/12/tweet-246000707881291777/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/12/tweet-246000707881291777/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @justin_fenton: #scanner: Someone called 911 to say people are posting inflammatory things about him on the Internet. I’m not making …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 11, 2012 - 2:52 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/10/tweet-245353976357351424/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/10/tweet-245353976357351424/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@DarthNull great finding, handling, and writeup.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 10, 2012 - 5:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/10/tweet-245218421250351104/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/10/tweet-245218421250351104/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Nice devops-shaming. Real classy. Maybe you should lurk more.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 08, 2012 - 9:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/08/tweet-244555148490338304/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/08/tweet-244555148490338304/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“MBAops”, lol

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 07, 2012 - 2:13 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/06/tweet-243894798803668992/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/06/tweet-243894798803668992/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Well http://t.co/E9O9VWRQ sure is a thing.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 06, 2012 - 2:07 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/05/tweet-243530715759775744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/05/tweet-243530715759775744/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Learn how to grep faster with this one weird old tip from grep’s 1973 man page: “grep [pattern] [file]” does not require cat.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 04, 2012 - 3:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/04/tweet-243005085712543744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/04/tweet-243005085712543744/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

For Sale, Baby Shoes…

Continued: [1, 2] → Next Page
[⎙ print] [✉ mail]
[t] [☃] [di] [su] [⊞]

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 03, 2012 - 3:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/03/tweet-242639453624074240/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/03/tweet-242639453624074240/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper pretty cool right? I’d quadruple the amount of honey in those but: yay beer!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 02, 2012 - 4:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/01/tweet-242113529216380928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/01/tweet-242113529216380928/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Serve 9/1.”

Just following orders.

Delicious orders. http://t.co/D0b9FfYo

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon September 01, 2012 - 8:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/09/01/tweet-241994930338267137/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/09/01/tweet-241994930338267137/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“We clicked it!”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 30, 2012 - 4:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/30/tweet-241207220937818112/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/30/tweet-241207220937818112/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Riding with no hands behind a rider with no handlebars. (at Franklin Square) [pic] — http://t.co/ivvmI2uY

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 30, 2012 - 2:35 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-241001110289141760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-241001110289141760/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin @charmsec here’s one from CharmSec #5 or 6 http://t.co/mjcj9w67

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 29, 2012 - 8:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-240912758730801152/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-240912758730801152/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@mckeay oh definitely, every good maxim is riddled with exceptions.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 29, 2012 - 6:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-240875364782587904/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-240875364782587904/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

If you write “has spawned” and aren’t writing about fish, kill yourself.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 29, 2012 - 4:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-240855147616542720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-240855147616542720/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @charmsec: @bbaskin Brian, we are a volunteer organization. Sounds like you just volunteered! We are all looking forward to your sign …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 29, 2012 - 4:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-240845433356836865/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/29/tweet-240845433356836865/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin we’ve got him printed on the door of our biggest conference room (called “DDOS”) next to a LOIC screenshot. 😃

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 26, 2012 - 10:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/26/tweet-239847362330255360/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/26/tweet-239847362330255360/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I’m making my fifth consecutive home brew using Brewhead’s batch sparge calculator: http://t.co/VYtuTrt6

(Brewing: http://t.co/NOFsYoKH)

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 26, 2012 - 10:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/26/tweet-239847041268854784/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/26/tweet-239847041268854784/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ I’m not sure your bartender likes you.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 23, 2012 - 4:29 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/22/tweet-238493237084565504/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/22/tweet-238493237084565504/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld “Hahahahaha. Well yeah I read it a few years ago so I know what you’re gonna say. I just wanna hear it. From your lips. Now.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 22, 2012 - 7:08 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/22/tweet-238170699150266368/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/22/tweet-238170699150266368/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld “Hahahahahaha. No. But seriously. So you fucked up how? No. Not the stuff I already know. The other stuff.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 22, 2012 - 6:53 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/21/tweet-238166987656794112/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/21/tweet-238166987656794112/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @alexhutton I’m not sure how long twitter clients will be able to, but while they can, you can: http://t.co/0Mj3b1Xj

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 20, 2012 - 4:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/20/tweet-237591706231517184/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/20/tweet-237591706231517184/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld if you call me a tweep again I’ll fucking cut you.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 17, 2012 - 2:09 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/16/tweet-236283559617388544/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/16/tweet-236283559617388544/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @CrucialCarl: My team is hiring #NSM and Incident Responders. The job postings are messy, so let me know if you have any questions. h …

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 16, 2012 - 7:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/16/tweet-236177326977728513/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/16/tweet-236177326977728513/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @bkdelong: @grantstavely You’re evil.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 15, 2012 - 5:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/15/tweet-235796392101179392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/15/tweet-235796392101179392/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@stevewerby trap sprung, you didn’t mention what school your “MBA” is from.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 15, 2012 - 5:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/15/tweet-235796356269228032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/15/tweet-235796356269228032/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

⬇PLEASE RT. Security researchers that are Thought Leaders preferred. MBA a plus. Will pay to go to Security Conventions full time. #Hashtags

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 15, 2012 - 4:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/15/tweet-235768656737468416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/15/tweet-235768656737468416/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

OK, I’ll try the opposite: I’m looking for a social, cloud, cyber, gaming, CISSP, rockstar, hacker, APT hunting IR^H^H compliance engineer.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 15, 2012 - 4:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/15/tweet-235768005789880320/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/15/tweet-235768005789880320/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Draftee Daffy -> Handbrake -> “Gif Animator” -> 2MB down to 700k. Who has photoshop?

http://t.co/K6xFgxAp

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 10, 2012 - 4:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/10/tweet-233963672253382656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/10/tweet-233963672253382656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@electricfork I prefer “My BLT drive went AWOL”, fwiw.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 10, 2012 - 3:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/10/tweet-233945380914606080/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/10/tweet-233945380914606080/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@electricfork I’ve heard ~convincing~ arguments that we should just concede “infected (by a virus)” as businessman’s-cant for ‘compromise’.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 10, 2012 - 3:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/10/tweet-233945235414216704/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/10/tweet-233945235414216704/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

~counter-anecdote: empire-building flash-in-the-pan eureka moment recounted; steady diet of editorials, gadget fetishism, tech press rumors~

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 08, 2012 - 3:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/08/tweet-233216110034558976/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/08/tweet-233216110034558976/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

~anecdote about exec recounting road-to-success to biz. strategist/HBS student; pins success on reading U. biz journals, airport biz books~

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 08, 2012 - 2:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/08/tweet-233215425998110721/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/08/tweet-233215425998110721/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: https://t.co/VuBHJdkw is a framework that allows the Burp Suite to be extended and customized, written by @chair6

GitHub - zynga/hiccup: [DEPRECATED] Hiccup is a framework that allows the Burp Suite (a web application security testing tool, http://portswigger.net/burp/) to be extended and customized, through the interface provided by Burp Extender (http://portswigger.net/burp/extender/). Its aim is to allow for the development and integration of custom testing functionality into the Burp tool using Python request/response handler plugins.[DEPRECATED] Hiccup is a framework that allows the Burp Suite (a web application security testing tool, http://portswigger.net/burp/) to be extended and customized, through the interface provided b...GitHub

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 07, 2012 - 8:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/07/tweet-232933874429210624/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/07/tweet-232933874429210624/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @automine: My company is looking for web app pen testers in the Baltimore/DC area, ASAP. Contact me for info. Please RT.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 07, 2012 - 2:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/07/tweet-232838560305278976/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/07/tweet-232838560305278976/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

That’s the translation Neo hides his cash and warez in in The Matrix, btw. (cc: @ibogost)

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 04, 2012 - 1:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/04/tweet-231745595931512833/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/04/tweet-231745595931512833/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ibogost: “You’re like, ‘What’s a simulacrum?’ It’s Latin for copying shit.” The Precession of Simulacra trans. into American, http:/ …

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 04, 2012 - 1:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/08/04/tweet-231744229024620544/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/08/04/tweet-231744229024620544/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @bbaskin: Favorite part of Vegas? Young girl hanging far out of limo window screaming “YOLO”, then her arms struck a sign post.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 30, 2012 - 9:34 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/30/tweet-230053731385896960/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/30/tweet-230053731385896960/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Real Actors Read Yelp Reviews #1: http://t.co/fNYLlEv5 #2: http://t.co/qF47Tsyx

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 30, 2012 - 7:35 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/30/tweet-230023951982686208/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/30/tweet-230023951982686208/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Tonight on mXc, it’s taxi drivers versus credit card companies! In a battle no one gives any fucks about! We’ll be taking the loooong way a-

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 29, 2012 - 2:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/29/tweet-229587008245358592/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/29/tweet-229587008245358592/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld lol hashtag-user.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 29, 2012 - 1:07 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/28/tweet-229382501850816513/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/28/tweet-229382501850816513/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

(I used “a.k.a. in the same paragraph that I used [sic].)

And @philip_daigle says “Oh, so you’re a pretentious asshole too!?”

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 27, 2012 - 5:37 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/26/tweet-228725878979452929/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/26/tweet-228725878979452929/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

And so I find myself using [sic] appropriately in an incident report.

Again.

I love/hate hackers.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 27, 2012 - 5:10 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/26/tweet-228719013142872064/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/26/tweet-228719013142872064/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @Centurion: Facebook infrastructure now in scope for Bug Bounty Rewards: http://t.co/ew6BqSqX

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 26, 2012 - 7:54 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/26/tweet-228397993974448128/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/26/tweet-228397993974448128/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I am recruiting for AppSec, SecEng, and SecIR positions at @Zynga this week at BsidesLV, Defcon, and Blackhat. Let’s talk.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 24, 2012 - 3:43 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/24/tweet-227791022883749891/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/24/tweet-227791022883749891/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@coolacid beers: yes.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 24, 2012 - 4:37 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/23/tweet-227623502289727489/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/23/tweet-227623502289727489/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I A M T H E B R I N G E R O F C O N F L U ! !

I A R R I V E ! !

TOMORROW.

MAYBE IT’S JUST ALLERGIES.

IDK TBQH
DBNR

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 24, 2012 - 2:36 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/23/tweet-227593189874343936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/23/tweet-227593189874343936/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ congrats! I felt the same way finally getting my Parker Fly Classic.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 23, 2012 - 8:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/23/tweet-227504926056665090/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/23/tweet-227504926056665090/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@justdionysus @dancaselden congrats!

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 19, 2012 - 10:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/19/tweet-226086122906869760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/19/tweet-226086122906869760/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@charmsec skipping a month!? Shameful! I’ll be there Thursday.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 18, 2012 - 9:51 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/18/tweet-225709338520588288/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/18/tweet-225709338520588288/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper SF -> Jorge Luis Borges -> reading the classics he cites. One Thousand and One Nights and Don Quixote are both are great!

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 11, 2012 - 6:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/11/tweet-223121718133276672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/11/tweet-223121718133276672/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper Yep. I liked Rainbow’s End more than most reviewers, but the bad reviews of Children caused me to put it off. Am reading classics.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 11, 2012 - 6:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/11/tweet-223120525541650433/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/11/tweet-223120525541650433/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper Hyperion Cantos was great. Vinge’s Deepness in the Sky / A Fire Upon the Deep or RCW’s Spin might help if you haven’t read them yet.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 11, 2012 - 5:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/11/tweet-223114381699981312/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/11/tweet-223114381699981312/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The TSA is still running IDS signatures for the Morris worm.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 05, 2012 - 2:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/05/tweet-220884224369115136/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/05/tweet-220884224369115136/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“Some natives were said to ask, ‘Do they eat gold?’” —http://t.co/z4zTO0e6

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 04, 2012 - 5:19 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/04/tweet-220567633899175938/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/04/tweet-220567633899175938/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Hey guys! I found a good use for my copy of Kurzweil’s The Singularity Is … (at Danger Doom Porter Brewhouse) [pic] — http://t.co/kh0UECbo

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon July 01, 2012 - 10:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/07/01/tweet-219551835864842242/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/07/01/tweet-219551835864842242/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I’m freaking out!

None of the SPD compatible bicycle shoes I can find are aggressive looking enough to meet my needs!

shitshitshitshitshi-

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 30, 2012 - 7:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/30/tweet-219144577884495872/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/30/tweet-219144577884495872/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

There’s only two passwords in me, and I just used the third. Don’t know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words. &c.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 30, 2012 - 4:26 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/29/tweet-218923443092070400/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/29/tweet-218923443092070400/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ @MizzMegg @treyford glad you’re okay too, eek.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 22, 2012 - 6:12 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/21/tweet-216051014451736576/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/21/tweet-216051014451736576/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

So I’ve smugly cut myself with double-edge safety blades for 3 years and just ran out of my first $15 100 pack of blades.

#facehacker

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 20, 2012 - 6:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/20/tweet-215518471721713664/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/20/tweet-215518471721713664/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Brewing a porter today that’ll be ready just as my ZIPA kicks, to Danger Doom.

Danger Doom: great porter name.

https://t.co/hyk9heGY

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 18, 2012 - 12:45 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/17/tweet-214519128420126721/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/17/tweet-214519128420126721/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

In San Francisco, junior devops is not given have root until cause incident result in post mortem and an new procedure steps.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 16, 2012 - 6:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/16/tweet-214055054330699776/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/16/tweet-214055054330699776/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @rootlabs: This Monday June 18 is Baysec, 7-11 pm. http://t.co/BMBpKiwc

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 16, 2012 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/16/tweet-214051493601484800/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/16/tweet-214051493601484800/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“My password is fucked!”

“Uhm, six or seven characters? That’s not very complex dude. Shameful.”

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 15, 2012 - 9:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/15/tweet-213741000399650816/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/15/tweet-213741000399650816/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Oh don’t tell me you didn’t know that about Bon Scott. Look at the damned song titles on Highway to Hell: http://t.co/GMDm49FY

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 08, 2012 - 4:47 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/07/tweet-210956210390827008/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/07/tweet-210956210390827008/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Count Dracula:Bryan Ferry::Bon Scott:Brian Johnson

There, now you have a new thing to picture when listening to Roxy Music.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 08, 2012 - 4:33 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/07/tweet-210952665834852352/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/07/tweet-210952665834852352/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@1Password as I expected 😃

Thanks!

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 07, 2012 - 10:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/07/tweet-210853762993102849/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/07/tweet-210853762993102849/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@1Password Looking forward to your thoughts on: http://t.co/NR6dRoMj

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 07, 2012 - 3:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/07/tweet-210754127549054976/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/07/tweet-210754127549054976/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Incident response in 1984: http://t.co/CxLu4sst

I need a wig. No. Three wigs.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon June 02, 2012 - 6:36 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/06/01/tweet-208809298275483648/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/06/01/tweet-208809298275483648/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @curateordie: ICYMI: Beautiful vintage black and white infographics from the pre-linkbait era.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 30, 2012 - 3:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/30/tweet-207860494667755520/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/30/tweet-207860494667755520/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

About to take over the world. Sadly, The Jams, my favor… (w/ Michael, Amanda, & Funder at The Hip-Hop Palace) [pic] — http://t.co/fasRBODu

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 29, 2012 - 12:11 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/28/tweet-207262965697748992/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/28/tweet-207262965697748992/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The U-lock stuffed into the back pocket, belt, or pants of the helmetless, headphone wearing bicyclist is a cry for help.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 26, 2012 - 5:33 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/26/tweet-206437842270961664/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/26/tweet-206437842270961664/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@reyjrar congrats!

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 25, 2012 - 6:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/25/tweet-206083014512492545/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/25/tweet-206083014512492545/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

Electric blue (color) - Wikipediat.co

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 19, 2012 - 5:50 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/18/tweet-203724199313936384/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/18/tweet-203724199313936384/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/GKTlzPlp We’re looking for very talented security generalists who can talk to humans and get complex thin …

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 18, 2012 - 10:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/18/tweet-203613813847752704/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/18/tweet-203613813847752704/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ThinkandDrive you don’t need to go to a brewery to get @BellsBrewery and @3floyds in Chicagoland. Goose Island is owned by Bus now.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 17, 2012 - 4:59 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/16/tweet-202986772936929280/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/16/tweet-202986772936929280/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I love that “obsfucated” gets the ol’ this-is-misspelled red-dotted underline in OSX.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 05, 2012 - 1:10 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/04/tweet-198580432403562497/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/04/tweet-198580432403562497/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/GKTlzPlp Join an excellent security architecture team doing hard work in huge infrastructure. #infosecjob …

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 04, 2012 - 3:18 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/03/tweet-198250273347616768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/03/tweet-198250273347616768/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@wotowiec http://t.co/Wx9paknC

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon May 03, 2012 - 5:47 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/05/02/tweet-197925445449162753/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/05/02/tweet-197925445449162753/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Free kickstarter idea: Beat-Its®, by Dr. Yankovic.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 26, 2012 - 10:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/26/tweet-195636903859601409/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/26/tweet-195636903859601409/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

╔════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════╗

~~~~~~~~~🍻🍺~~~~~~~~~~

╚════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════╝

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 20, 2012 - 7:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/20/tweet-193416137663447041/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/20/tweet-193416137663447041/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ThinkandDrive nice beer goggle.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 14, 2012 - 11:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191304550240628737/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191304550240628737/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin Yep. Too much of my work is in shells on remote systems to switch to it. Would if I had a current code project.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 14, 2012 - 9:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191274289448755202/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191274289448755202/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin all the cool kids are using Sublime Text 2 now. http://t.co/Gw0nuSOd

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 14, 2012 - 8:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191269337737334785/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191269337737334785/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Well, you’d wear a white glove if you were touching some of these links too.” — my mouse cursor

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 14, 2012 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191221033800437760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191221033800437760/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Gotta admit, it’s better for guys that it’s usually the gals that are the ones you can hear faking it through apartment walls/ceiling.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 14, 2012 - 4:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191194794662436864/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/14/tweet-191194794662436864/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@VitoPiazzano Yep. We already filled our summer '12 req. Apply anyway.

http://t.co/1kCNmFoT for details.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 12, 2012 - 6:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/12/tweet-190506409404801025/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/12/tweet-190506409404801025/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

A gentle reminder,

I manage Zynga’s IR team in San Francisco. We’re new school. We’re hiring.

http://t.co/feHl1mR5

#infosecjobs #dbnr

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 12, 2012 - 3:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/12/tweet-190456060241391616/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/12/tweet-190456060241391616/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Moving-the-goalposts is a cruel pedagogy.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 11, 2012 - 4:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/11/tweet-190113119656357888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/11/tweet-190113119656357888/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Everyone rage-quitting Instagram to maintain their rage-quitting of Facebook, Google, etc: LOL nihilist internet fundamentalism as a thing.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 11, 2012 - 3:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/11/tweet-190105771160240129/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/11/tweet-190105771160240129/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@chipmonkey yep, all the time and cooler. Will let you know 😃

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 10, 2012 - 4:11 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/09/tweet-189566355392040961/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/09/tweet-189566355392040961/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@PizzaHacker I just walked by as you or your doppelgängers were stoking the fire on Valencia near 18th. How long’ll you be working tonight?

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 08, 2012 - 10:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/08/tweet-189114125073399809/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/08/tweet-189114125073399809/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

So a brogrammer, a devops, and a computer scientist walk into a con.

And the bartender says,

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 07, 2012 - 9:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/07/tweet-188736693115961345/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/07/tweet-188736693115961345/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

OK, so where is this BingeConf, and how do I register to attend? #hashtag http://t.co/cPuhEKqK

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 07, 2012 - 8:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/07/tweet-188732441010253824/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/07/tweet-188732441010253824/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@davidmoffitt @wotowiec @flyingdogdc @joelwotowiec @sxs3200 @ffoasismike @jp_preston78 :cheers:

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 07, 2012 - 6:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/07/tweet-188699653561266178/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/07/tweet-188699653561266178/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I HAVE MADE AN APPOINT-crksh-NT WITH AN M.D. TO FI-shrqff OUT WHY MY RIGHT EAR DISTOR-ffsssss-S IN LOUD, CR-tktkt-OWDED SITUATIONS.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 06, 2012 - 7:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/06/tweet-188344253355794432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/06/tweet-188344253355794432/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

The Encase Sutra

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Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 05, 2012 - 6:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/05/tweet-187963282215272448/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/05/tweet-187963282215272448/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@ThinkandDrive you drink a lot of NorCal IPAs for someone so close to @HeavySeasBeer @troegsbeer @VictoryBeer etc. I miss those guys.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 05, 2012 - 4:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/05/tweet-187934448799580160/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/05/tweet-187934448799580160/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Do you find yourself not muting like you used to? Laughing about the weather 4000 miles away? Ask your doctor about conference-call-chuckle,

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 04, 2012 - 2:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/04/04/tweet-187554428226764801/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/04/04/tweet-187554428226764801/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @gnachman: iTerm2 goes social! http://t.co/uO9cB7xj

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon April 01, 2012 - 1:03 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186257500155293697/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186257500155293697/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

When you say “this tech will only enable creepy stalkers”, I hear “THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALL–

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 31, 2012 - 7:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186177270191366145/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186177270191366145/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Hello,

I manage the Security Incident Response team at @Zynga in San Francisco.

I’m hiring: http://t.co/AgWrHfrM

Dictated but not read.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 31, 2012 - 5:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186150429791494144/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186150429791494144/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Googling for the most interesting seven-word phrase in a deliverable is the 2012 equivalent of spell check.

“Is this someone else’s work?”

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 31, 2012 - 4:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186131747363237888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186131747363237888/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Http://t.co/AgWrHfrM

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 31, 2012 - 4:33 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186129030423134208/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186129030423134208/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ryanaraine: BBSIRT (blackberry security incident response) is hiring. https://t.co/bmBbN10Z

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 31, 2012 - 2:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186101857700167683/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/31/tweet-186101857700167683/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@rands when I asked if my calling the current insanity “dot-coms” was dated, I was told “No, it’s just ‘tech’, and not that big of a deal.”

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 30, 2012 - 7:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/30/tweet-185815318730514432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/30/tweet-185815318730514432/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Lmbo^∞ RT @teamcymru The Jester Dynamic: A Lesson in Asymmetric Unmanaged Cyber Warfare (PDF) http://t.co/zqWtmkzd

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 25, 2012 - 7:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/25/tweet-183997993391886337/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/25/tweet-183997993391886337/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Http://t.co/8c0JyRJk is so devops it hurts.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 24, 2012 - 5:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/24/tweet-183602549981581312/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/24/tweet-183602549981581312/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Http://t.co/TZ3NrqHe, http://t.co/PnChYUfp, http://t.co/mCqllRQk, http://t.co/kh07RQ5D.

Heck, twitter is going to ruin this gag isn’t it.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 24, 2012 - 5:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/24/tweet-183602216396001281/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/24/tweet-183602216396001281/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Microwave “beep” tones are actually curses that standards and practices have censored.

CF: re: a Beaker-talking-joke http://t.co/WjwdfTrZ.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 24, 2012 - 3:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/24/tweet-183572081403904000/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/24/tweet-183572081403904000/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Heh.

Well.

I skimmed it and blogged about it.

You should read my blog.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 24, 2012 - 2:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/24/tweet-183568751835357186/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/24/tweet-183568751835357186/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @wadebaker: We’re happy to announce that the 2012 #DBIR is out. Hope you enjoy it and find it useful. http://t.co/SkLa0fpo

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 22, 2012 - 6:18 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/21/tweet-182712808830541824/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/21/tweet-182712808830541824/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@will_torres something something ]

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 19, 2012 - 5:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/19/tweet-181789139161710592/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/19/tweet-181789139161710592/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RFC 5309

Contemporary technical communities MUST support a LOLCAT (Long-running Ontological LOLCAT Certification / Accreditation Thread).

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 18, 2012 - 7:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/18/tweet-181464157881761792/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/18/tweet-181464157881761792/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: @grantstavely Stop reading Twitter. Dictated but not read.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 17, 2012 - 5:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/17/tweet-181065845127127041/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/17/tweet-181065845127127041/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Free product idea: Tactical Vibram FiveFingers®, with little velcro-flap pockets on each toe, stitched on at jaunty tactical pocket angles.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 14, 2012 - 3:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/14/tweet-179950848359661568/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/14/tweet-179950848359661568/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Diamond plate may look tough, but most of it is made of an iron/banana peel alloy invented by Warner Bros. in the early 1940s.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 13, 2012 - 5:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/13/tweet-179619087796813825/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/13/tweet-179619087796813825/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“C:\Program Files\” is a folder that emphatically states that it has always already contained files, yet it mostly contains more folders.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 13, 2012 - 3:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/13/tweet-179585791276748802/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/13/tweet-179585791276748802/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @kidkoala: SF! PILLOWFIGHT @dantheautomator @emilywellsmusic @kidkoala @TruthspeakerHQ are doing a dress rehearsal show at club MakeO …

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 10, 2012 - 4:43 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178340165897555968/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178340165897555968/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@kidkoala are you playing anywhere in the SF while you’re in town?

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 10, 2012 - 4:35 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178338328775622656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178338328775622656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@alexlevinson testing in production, eh? http://t.co/LTROF1by

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 10, 2012 - 4:33 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178337782475927553/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178337782475927553/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires t http://t.co/VCWarpZo

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 10, 2012 - 4:13 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178332851002019840/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178332851002019840/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin our votes at work are: sprinkler housing or detonator. Hit it with a hammer as hand as you can.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 10, 2012 - 2:11 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178301978215063552/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178301978215063552/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Ugh, 50 character passwords makes my clipboard so heavy.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 09, 2012 - 10:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178243949746593792/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178243949746593792/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

If things get crazy at the festival, impersonate a D.I. and holler for a Soldier, Sailor, or Marine. —ancient Red Cross Volunteer proverb

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 09, 2012 - 5:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178168494565756928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178168494565756928/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“Hi, I need a Sr. Manager of Forensics & eDisco by c.o.b., case name: SF.” —me, in Groucho glasses holding a prop J.D.

http://t.co/MYCKvk3D

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 09, 2012 - 5:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178166827015340032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/09/tweet-178166827015340032/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@treyford welp, cya shitlord.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 05, 2012 - 5:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/05/tweet-176714832370876416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/05/tweet-176714832370876416/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: Grant Stavely: yeah that was the one that got reblogged into my tumblr stream

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon March 03, 2012 - 7:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/03/03/tweet-176028274416304128/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/03/03/tweet-176028274416304128/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ciphergoth: US crackdown on crystal meth means Sudafed is hard to buy. But meth is easy to buy; here’s how to make Sudafed from it. …

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 26, 2012 - 5:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/26/tweet-173817982634561536/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/26/tweet-173817982634561536/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

In a hierarchy, every cargo cult member tends to rise to their level of the echo chamber.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 25, 2012 - 10:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/25/tweet-173538916891242496/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/25/tweet-173538916891242496/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

I like to imagine every little red * indicating a required field as a tiny Vonnegutian butthole.

http://t.co/ziSgFVC6

So it goes.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 23, 2012 - 6:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/23/tweet-172752810037870593/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/23/tweet-172752810037870593/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

If the lack of a good javascript whitelist extension is your last reason for not using Safari: http://t.co/KCwlueai

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 23, 2012 - 5:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/23/tweet-172729171854888961/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/23/tweet-172729171854888961/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @codinghorror: “take yourself out of your first world techie social media smart-shoes for a second [and] imagine this” http://t.co/KI …

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 18, 2012 - 9:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/18/tweet-170978578782097408/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/18/tweet-170978578782097408/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@chipmonkey @wertzateria A-side illustration work on the Ts this year, excellent.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 18, 2012 - 5:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/18/tweet-170920912869269505/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/18/tweet-170920912869269505/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

If security and obscurity didn’t rhyme so well, fewer chucklefucks would deride every attempt at secrecy without context.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 16, 2012 - 4:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/16/tweet-170181279394959360/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/16/tweet-170181279394959360/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

PLEASE READ, A blah blah—I made a Safari extension that lessens Wikipedia’s suck:

e.g. http://t.co/h7kZVPrV

src, bin: http://t.co/yoMpMdFw

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 14, 2012 - 5:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/14/tweet-169470676862910464/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/14/tweet-169470676862910464/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ibogost: @grantstavely click with the last drop of your soul

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 10, 2012 - 3:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/10/tweet-167994196337238016/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/10/tweet-167994196337238016/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ibogost so what’s the trick to clicking Share after I click my cow? Should I click Share faster? Multiple times? In a pattern? Drag n Drop?

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 10, 2012 - 4:38 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/09/tweet-167829687026974720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/09/tweet-167829687026974720/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@will_torres @electricfork wow, sick burn.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 09, 2012 - 2:28 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/08/tweet-167434692281372672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/08/tweet-167434692281372672/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Well, cut him some slack folks, I mean, are the 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 keys even lined up in a row right next to each other on arabic keyboards?

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 08, 2012 - 11:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/08/tweet-167393886795337728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/08/tweet-167393886795337728/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @borderlands_sf: Sorry to report the death of Christopher Samuel Youd,(aka John Christopher,) author of many novels including the Tri …

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 07, 2012 - 2:57 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/06/tweet-166717148620787713/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/06/tweet-166717148620787713/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Deobsfucating javascript with monkeypatching s/;/;eval=alert();/g tricks is a thing, right? Seems too obvious to be a new idea I just had.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 04, 2012 - 2:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/03/tweet-165615740685262848/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/03/tweet-165615740685262848/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“All this hand-holding has gotten out of hand. We need to hold people accountable.”

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 03, 2012 - 7:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/03/tweet-165511821795667968/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/03/tweet-165511821795667968/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Safari.app in full screen mode is not perfect and I have opinions.

http://t.co/IfYK2ScI

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon February 03, 2012 - 4:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/02/03/tweet-165477880783052801/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/02/03/tweet-165477880783052801/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“@djfood: Out today - finally! It’s been a long time coming… DJ Food - The Search Engine - http://t.co/JWk7ClYY #iTunes”

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 23, 2012 - 5:59 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/22/tweet-161327227064172544/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/22/tweet-161327227064172544/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Low aperture, low depth-of-field, over-saturated, vignetted, temp-corrected, well composed, CC BY-NC-SA 2.5 photographs or it didn’t happen.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 21, 2012 - 9:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/21/tweet-160830803700486144/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/21/tweet-160830803700486144/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

I’m sorry, all I can see is a duckrabbit.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 20, 2012 - 11:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/20/tweet-160497989415206913/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/20/tweet-160497989415206913/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“@stevenf: …a handy fill-in-the-blanks form letter for small web services who’ve just been acquired. https://t.co/UAIJXKaZ” <- @textfiles

Form letter template for acquired startupsForm letter template for acquired startups. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.Gist

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 19, 2012 - 8:26 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/19/tweet-160095848053735425/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/19/tweet-160095848053735425/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“@junecohen: Filmed yesterday & posted today: Clay Shirky’s 12-min #TED talk on why #SOPA is a really bad idea http://t.co/ysVhwBRY”

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 19, 2012 - 5:35 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/19/tweet-160052808916287489/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/19/tweet-160052808916287489/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Y’ever see two people that made the “What you need, when you need it” DNS squatter sites their homepage in the same room at the same time?

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 17, 2012 - 5:51 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/16/tweet-159150833857085441/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/16/tweet-159150833857085441/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Twitter Book Report: Wittgenstein’s Blue Book

“Try to frown while you are laughing without thinking about it. Really makes you think, huh?”

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 16, 2012 - 2:54 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/15/tweet-158743927535566848/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/15/tweet-158743927535566848/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Network Working Group
Request for Comments: 5318008
Obsoletes: 0.7734
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Title: Calculator Spelling

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 13, 2012 - 7:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/13/tweet-157900991902121984/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/13/tweet-157900991902121984/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @mrgan: So it has come to this, App Store http://t.co/PKAvUTo3

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 13, 2012 - 4:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/13/tweet-157864767384600577/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/13/tweet-157864767384600577/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @textism: !

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 10, 2012 - 6:36 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/09/tweet-156625485416239105/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/09/tweet-156625485416239105/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

> CHAT WITH SYSOP

Which came first, “diz” standing for “Description In Zipfile” or “diz” being “zip” if you turn the BBS upside down?

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 08, 2012 - 8:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/08/tweet-156110306714722304/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/08/tweet-156110306714722304/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Yeah. So I figure, I gotta get this cool thing, and then I’ma customize it. With modifications, you know? So like, It’ll be cooler.

Yeah.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 08, 2012 - 6:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/08/tweet-156074037590765568/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/08/tweet-156074037590765568/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Oops. I’m looking for a ShmooCon Barcode. Again.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 08, 2012 - 1:32 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/07/tweet-155824048155275265/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/07/tweet-155824048155275265/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Of the universe is paginated. Cool idea Masters of Business Administration dudes! High five!

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 07, 2012 - 7:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/07/tweet-155731038503575552/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/07/tweet-155731038503575552/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Actually print it, is a huge long pile of paragraphs, but the shit we read on a computer monitor that we can scroll until the heat death

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 07, 2012 - 7:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/07/tweet-155731026067468289/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/07/tweet-155731026067468289/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

OK, so the print version, which for those of us without multi-function thermal fax paper printers will definitely be paginated if we

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 07, 2012 - 7:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/07/tweet-155730900410302464/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/07/tweet-155730900410302464/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@tommyalanson @uber uber owns.

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 04, 2012 - 5:20 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/03/tweet-154432059048337409/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/03/tweet-154432059048337409/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Brewing “Ryan’s Face-Puncher IPA All-Grain Kit”*, but I’m calling it a Kick-Puncher**.

http://t.co/61K1loEe
** http://t.co/o3tFJyOg

Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon January 03, 2012 - 4:12 AM and archived here at /twitter/2012/01/02/tweet-154052601900576768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/01/02/tweet-154052601900576768/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.