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Twitter posts from 2012

  1. OSX Server disables web services like little kids cover their eyes with their own hands to be “”invisible””: http://t.co/Ov3QOvAX

  2. Clever. Can’t find my stir plate magnet after minding it’s travels from erlenmeyer to carboy to sink to “a clever place” months ago. Damn.

  3. Vulnerability Management is two thirds ops-shaming and one third useless.

  4. @grahamvsworld who is going to guard the guards? is nobody is asking!?

  5. @daviottenheimer the coolest part about swimming at the World Waterpark in Edmonton isn’t that it’s huge (it is); it’s the snow outside.

  6. That thing where you incredulously propagate a meme outraged at the so-called irony of e.g. braille keypads on drive-through ATMs: idgi.

  7. RT @datalossdb: Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, we implement policies! http://t.co/IkmfF00O #verzion (cc @ZDNetCharlie @verizon)

  8. RT if you’re not under an FTC injunction yet.

  9. RT @GoldbergLawDC: Congratulations to @SDWilkerson and @DDeighton of @Aplura on another successful year. http://t.co/Qb0T3iaM

  10. “They have a beer out here that they call steam beer. I had a few glasses of it and it made me logey”

    Your Pal, JACK

    http://t.co/CBSxjscf

  11. @bbaskin just added “Nintendo forensics” to my lexicon.

  12. Even though the hop on the Hillsboro Hops’ hats isn’t wearing a hat with a hop on it, I want one of these hats.

    http://t.co/7flEdbkR

  13. A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Containing. Always be containing. Always be containing.

  14. RT @CrucialCarl: One of the few holiday themed mixes worth a listen: TomE - Santas Xmas Bag (2011) http://t.co/WS9IInYx

  15. “I recently left you a voicemail, but wanted to follow-up with some addi…”

    I haven’t had voicemail since 2005.

    I love time travel movies!

  16. +1 E.R.D. sufferers and nymphomaniacs: Your noble “”Canadian RX”” purchases via phishing-attack-looking spam fund great awareness training.

  17. (man) Budweiser Presents: “Real Men Of Genius”.

    Today, we salute you, Mr. m3u playlist creator.

    🎵 “Mr. .m3u playlist creator!” 🎵

    …

  18. @mckt_ you must not be using mosh yet.

  19. I have computer skills; I am good at dealing with computers. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

  20. Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn computers so the engineers don’t have to.

  21. FOR SALE $1

    3 tabby vacuums jammed in blow mode, steel wire brush attachments included, intermittently eject hot bile, alarms every 4 hours

  22. @chipmonkey in exchange for which, you get… “free” product. This trade-off is not unique to the web, or inherently evil imo.

  23. @mckt_ I’m about half way through http://t.co/rBZelwPw after finishing the Quixote this summer. It’s excellent.

  24. @grahamvsworld delete Facebook profile in iOS settings it’ll use Safari and not the FB app, try sharing again, auth, re-add profile in IOS.

  25. And a monocle-in-hand bow and top hat twirling flourish to @grahamvsworld for coining the term “goaternity”.

  26. The Reg cites Forbes: two mirrors with goatse etched into them facing each other, infinitely tunneling into goaternity: http://t.co/5aNVPDQI

  27. What kinda curse is it when a gypsy throws rice at your feet? http://t.co/TeYphwlc

  28. HATERS DELENDA EST

  29. RT @ucllc: Today on Brand New: A response to the increasingly asinine petition to revoke the new logo of University of California http:/ …

  30. @grahamvsworld I would like to double-click on “Bases kick off.” Is that a baseball or football up-level? Where do I invest?

  31. Then… an ol’ fashioned black-n’-white circle-jerk not-gay JO session.

    Now.…http://t.co/paksw9xT

  32. NYPPR: Not your personal public relations.

  33. RT @StatFact: RT @johnbarton: “What is a Data Scientist? It’s a Business Analyst that lives in California” #yow2012

  34. “So let me just book a two hour onsite with our CEO and Sales VP who happen to be free, and you give it a listen, tell me what you think.”

  35. “You need a test drive. That’s what you need. It’s one thing to hear it from Buck’s mouth. It’s another thing to hear it from the TK421.”

  36. @mckt_ oh, well then, ‘cya shitlord’ is in order. cya shitlord.

  37. Brewing a @surlybrewing Bitter Brewer.

    Neat recipe: some oats, some barley, first wort hops, 90m boil, and dry hops.

    http://t.co/n4NKS0Du

  38. @maradine so long, shitlord, and thanks for all the balls.

  39. RT @grahamvsworld: “Grant, my friend went away. Does that make me a bad person?” “No, dude, some times people die.”

  40. I just slid this, enveloped, under my neighbor’s gate: http://t.co/YlY1BPDS

    His 12PM alarm clock beeps 3 hours a day.

    Every day.

  41. Holy moly this really is good. RT @djfood: Led Zeppelin cut the f–k up by @djcheeba for Celebration Day http://t.co/6ndgjIbT #ledzeppelin

  42. RT @rattle1337: #Cloud in a nutshell: You can ride the pony, but you don’t own the pony. Can’t brush it, can’t braid its mane, can’t lov …

  43. I reserved 10 barcodes. Yuk, yuk, yuk.

  44. RT @gdead: Please pry the F5 key off your keyboard and mail it to me with a SASE. I’ll mail it back on Jan 2nd. Thx.

  45. RT @aaronbarnett: Sins against best practice – http://t.co/cws23sfa

  46. Eat shit real ale dorks! [pic] — http://t.co/isvp6Yvc

  47. Mean time between puke (MTBP, θ) is the predicted elapsed time between inherent failures of a domestic cat’s biology when fed regularly.

  48. want age 25-35 guy to come JO about “you are the product” like you just found out what Soylent Green is made of…mutual reblogging but not g—

  49. A tech-journalist’s writing doesn’t echo and nobody knows why.

  50. RT @nostrich: With articles from Forbes laid end-to-end “you could walk across this great nation of ours touching nothing but stupid” ht …

  51. New blog post: How to get started in infosec, make it big, and not be lame: http://t.co/T3oniTMx

  52. blockquote>Weekend browser extension idea: identify and immediately follow “via” links.</blockquote

    ᔥ “a curator”
    ↬ “an adult”

  53. @ssoper if * {font: bold 16px/18px #0000ff “Comic Sans”} is outlawed only criminals will have * {font: bold 16px/18px #0000ff “Comic Sans”}.

  54. Ditching Mail.app again over it’s inability to compose in html messages in this the two thousand and twelfth year of our common era. So sad.

  55. B man lumberjacking up a light post w/ belt
    I shaken bottles of champaigne, sprayed
    N ~vintage~ 2010 t-shirt
    G sun-roof standers
    O fireworks

  56. @grahamvsworld LET’S GO RIOTS!

  57. Dear SysOps of File Hosting Sites,

    I deeply regret my previous toot sarcastically lumping you in with startup culture. Your noble work sup—

  58. I cofounded an innovation that will disrupt the DOWNLOAD NOW button establishment at a hack-a-thon and now it hurts when I mention my MBA.

  59. A thoughtful gift from my team. (at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/CwL2VKhm

  60. Vitriolic schadenfreude or it didn’t happen.

  61. @grahamvsworld what the heck does that even mean? Please respect your followers and only post things that make sense on twitter.

  62. WE CONSIDERED OURSELVES TO BE A POWERFUL CULTURE.

    http://t.co/q9y31pju

  63. RT @grahamvsworld: BUY MY PIES! THEY ARE CYBER PIES! WE HAVE A GSA SCHEDULE NUMBER!

  64. defaults write com.violasong.Hibari hjklNavigation -bool YES

  65. Helpful signage at the office. (at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/c7BEB6VG

  66. I’m sorry, if you didn’t bring enough sportball tweets for everyone you can’t have any here.

    Oh.

    You did?

    Oh my.

  67. @selenakyle eh, it’s a pretty jerk move, but it’s as old as wall painting.

    Fun take: http://t.co/rgw7mb8J

    https://t.co/Csj1qMuU

  68. @jjarmoc yikes! I’m going to shoot for being a full year ahead of myself in kegs. The oldest batch / last glass is always the best.

  69. Finding a year-old bottle of home brew stout in the fridge is like finding $100 in the pocket of an old jacket that pays interest.

  70. @maradine SEVEN HUNDRED

  71. Undecided Infographic —=-===-=—===-==—–

  72. You can’t spell VERIS without “Eris”.

    Hail Eris, καλλίστῃ.

    Consult your pineal gland.

    pɹouɟ

  73. @Loopermovie was so good I didn’t even notice the @kidkoala song in it.

  74. http://t.co/KPhq2s9X hahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  75. RT @nmap: Hakin9 Magazine’s Nmap issue successfully trolled by security researchers! http://t.co/WHhYVfk6

  76. WFH today. I’ll have my phone, my laptop, this ashtray, and this paddle game, and this remote control, and these matches, and this lamp, an—

  77. RT @grahamvsworld: Grant W. Smurfly (with @grantstavely at Zynga) [pic] — http://t.co/PSh717yw

  78. @grahamvsworld alternate title: “Things you do not understand.”

  79. Panel 1: Dog thinks “I’ve got just the thing!”
    Panel 2: Dog clicks to this web comic.
    Panel 3: Dog pastes link to web comic in chat.

  80. “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98)”

    “Right.”†

    † Cosby, Bill. “Noah” Is a Very Funny Fellow… Right! (1963) Warner Bros.

  81. @treyford @mckt_ @MizzMegg @vurtyou Yes.

  82. @chipmonkey cool thanks, yeah, this account is a teergrube for infosec people and other free riders. TED talk to follow.

  83. Man it’s been a while, and still, I never think “Man, I want a steak.” anymore. I think “I want @treyford to make me a Chateaubriand.”

  84. If you can’t complain about it, you don’t own it.

  85. In SF, we have containers for recycling, compost, garbage, good will, and sidewalk-sale, but everyone puts everything in the sidewalk-sale.

  86. @ThinkandDrive at least put an umbrella up over your Boh!

  87. Hi!

    😃

    Do you have a minute?

    😃

    taps clipboard

    😃

    Do you have a minute to learn about my current pet gadget-opinions?

    😃

    Hi!

    😃

  88. When you say “What!? I love cats! I’ll take your cats!” I’m thinking “How much do I absolutely hate this person.”

  89. Reading the ‘prediction’ SIRA thread?

    More OT than OODA:

    1. Searle on intentionality: https://t.co/xlLomkRL
    2. FTR: http://t.co/elPABgrw

  90. My mid-2011 MacBook air is born again.

    http://t.co/EkhcKRQi

    That was stupid and shouldn’t have been necessary.

  91. @wotowiec also, we are sensitive fragile people and if it’s below 72 the jackets come out and below 65 the scarves get added.

  92. @wotowiec iirc you already have dinner plans tonight but we should hang out. @vurtyou and I fly east tomorrow.

  93. @Stav22 uh oh, are you getting into infosec? We should talk. 😃

  94. RT @justin_fenton: #scanner: Someone called 911 to say people are posting inflammatory things about him on the Internet. I’m not making …

  95. @DarthNull great finding, handling, and writeup.

  96. “Nice devops-shaming. Real classy. Maybe you should lurk more.”

  97. “MBAops”, lol

  98. Well http://t.co/E9O9VWRQ sure is a thing.

  99. Learn how to grep faster with this one weird old tip from grep’s 1973 man page: “grep [pattern] [file]” does not require cat.

  100. For Sale, Baby Shoes…

    Continued: [1, 2] → Next Page
    [⎙ print] [✉ mail]
    [t] [☃] [di] [su] [⊞]

  101. @ssoper pretty cool right? I’d quadruple the amount of honey in those but: yay beer!

  102. “Serve 9/1.”

    Just following orders.

    Delicious orders. http://t.co/D0b9FfYo

  103. “We clicked it!”

  104. Riding with no hands behind a rider with no handlebars. (at Franklin Square) [pic] — http://t.co/ivvmI2uY

  105. @bbaskin @charmsec here’s one from CharmSec #5 or 6 http://t.co/mjcj9w67

  106. @mckeay oh definitely, every good maxim is riddled with exceptions.

  107. If you write “has spawned” and aren’t writing about fish, kill yourself.

  108. RT @charmsec: @bbaskin Brian, we are a volunteer organization. Sounds like you just volunteered! We are all looking forward to your sign …

  109. @bbaskin we’ve got him printed on the door of our biggest conference room (called “DDOS”) next to a LOIC screenshot. 😃

  110. I’m making my fifth consecutive home brew using Brewhead’s batch sparge calculator: http://t.co/VYtuTrt6

    (Brewing: http://t.co/NOFsYoKH)

  111. @mckt_ I’m not sure your bartender likes you.

  112. @grahamvsworld “Hahahahaha. Well yeah I read it a few years ago so I know what you’re gonna say. I just wanna hear it. From your lips. Now.”

  113. @grahamvsworld “Hahahahahaha. No. But seriously. So you fucked up how? No. Not the stuff I already know. The other stuff.”

  114. @grahamvsworld @alexhutton I’m not sure how long twitter clients will be able to, but while they can, you can: http://t.co/0Mj3b1Xj

  115. @grahamvsworld if you call me a tweep again I’ll fucking cut you.

  116. RT @CrucialCarl: My team is hiring #NSM and Incident Responders. The job postings are messy, so let me know if you have any questions. h …

  117. RT @bkdelong: @grantstavely You’re evil.

  118. @stevewerby trap sprung, you didn’t mention what school your “MBA” is from.

  119. ⬇PLEASE RT. Security researchers that are Thought Leaders preferred. MBA a plus. Will pay to go to Security Conventions full time. #Hashtags

  120. OK, I’ll try the opposite: I’m looking for a social, cloud, cyber, gaming, CISSP, rockstar, hacker, APT hunting IR^H^H compliance engineer.

  121. Draftee Daffy -> Handbrake -> “Gif Animator” -> 2MB down to 700k. Who has photoshop?

    http://t.co/K6xFgxAp

  122. @electricfork I prefer “My BLT drive went AWOL”, fwiw.

  123. @electricfork I’ve heard ~convincing~ arguments that we should just concede “infected (by a virus)” as businessman’s-cant for ‘compromise’.

  124. ~counter-anecdote: empire-building flash-in-the-pan eureka moment recounted; steady diet of editorials, gadget fetishism, tech press rumors~

  125. ~anecdote about exec recounting road-to-success to biz. strategist/HBS student; pins success on reading U. biz journals, airport biz books~

  126. RT @grahamvsworld: https://t.co/VuBHJdkw is a framework that allows the Burp Suite to be extended and customized, written by @chair6

  127. RT @automine: My company is looking for web app pen testers in the Baltimore/DC area, ASAP. Contact me for info. Please RT.

  128. That’s the translation Neo hides his cash and warez in in The Matrix, btw. (cc: @ibogost)

  129. RT @ibogost: “You’re like, ‘What’s a simulacrum?’ It’s Latin for copying shit.” The Precession of Simulacra trans. into American, http:/ …

  130. RT @bbaskin: Favorite part of Vegas? Young girl hanging far out of limo window screaming “YOLO”, then her arms struck a sign post.

  131. Real Actors Read Yelp Reviews #1: http://t.co/fNYLlEv5 #2: http://t.co/qF47Tsyx

  132. Tonight on mXc, it’s taxi drivers versus credit card companies! In a battle no one gives any fucks about! We’ll be taking the loooong way a-

  133. @grahamvsworld lol hashtag-user.

  134. (I used “a.k.a. in the same paragraph that I used [sic].)

    And @philip_daigle says “Oh, so you’re a pretentious asshole too!?”

  135. And so I find myself using [sic] appropriately in an incident report.

    Again.

    I love/hate hackers.

  136. RT @Centurion: Facebook infrastructure now in scope for Bug Bounty Rewards: http://t.co/ew6BqSqX

  137. I am recruiting for AppSec, SecEng, and SecIR positions at @Zynga this week at BsidesLV, Defcon, and Blackhat. Let’s talk.

  138. @coolacid beers: yes.

  139. I A M T H E B R I N G E R O F C O N F L U ! !

    I A R R I V E ! !

    TOMORROW.

    MAYBE IT’S JUST ALLERGIES.

    IDK TBQH
    DBNR

  140. @mckt_ congrats! I felt the same way finally getting my Parker Fly Classic.

  141. @justdionysus @dancaselden congrats!

  142. @charmsec skipping a month!? Shameful! I’ll be there Thursday.

  143. @ssoper SF -> Jorge Luis Borges -> reading the classics he cites. One Thousand and One Nights and Don Quixote are both are great!

  144. @ssoper Yep. I liked Rainbow’s End more than most reviewers, but the bad reviews of Children caused me to put it off. Am reading classics.

  145. @ssoper Hyperion Cantos was great. Vinge’s Deepness in the Sky / A Fire Upon the Deep or RCW’s Spin might help if you haven’t read them yet.

  146. The TSA is still running IDS signatures for the Morris worm.

  147. “Some natives were said to ask, ‘Do they eat gold?’” —http://t.co/z4zTO0e6

  148. Hey guys! I found a good use for my copy of Kurzweil’s The Singularity Is … (at Danger Doom Porter Brewhouse) [pic] — http://t.co/kh0UECbo

  149. I’m freaking out!

    None of the SPD compatible bicycle shoes I can find are aggressive looking enough to meet my needs!

    shitshitshitshitshi-

  150. There’s only two passwords in me, and I just used the third. Don’t know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words. &c.

  151. @mckt_ @MizzMegg @treyford glad you’re okay too, eek.

  152. So I’ve smugly cut myself with double-edge safety blades for 3 years and just ran out of my first $15 100 pack of blades.

    #facehacker

  153. Brewing a porter today that’ll be ready just as my ZIPA kicks, to Danger Doom.

    Danger Doom: great porter name.

    https://t.co/hyk9heGY

  154. In San Francisco, junior devops is not given have root until cause incident result in post mortem and an new procedure steps.

  155. RT @rootlabs: This Monday June 18 is Baysec, 7-11 pm. http://t.co/BMBpKiwc

  156. “My password is fucked!”

    “Uhm, six or seven characters? That’s not very complex dude. Shameful.”

  157. Oh don’t tell me you didn’t know that about Bon Scott. Look at the damned song titles on Highway to Hell: http://t.co/GMDm49FY

  158. Count Dracula:Bryan Ferry::Bon Scott:Brian Johnson

    There, now you have a new thing to picture when listening to Roxy Music.

  159. @1Password as I expected 😃

    Thanks!

  160. @1Password Looking forward to your thoughts on: http://t.co/NR6dRoMj

  161. Incident response in 1984: http://t.co/CxLu4sst

    I need a wig. No. Three wigs.

  162. RT @curateordie: ICYMI: Beautiful vintage black and white infographics from the pre-linkbait era.

  163. About to take over the world. Sadly, The Jams, my favor… (w/ Michael, Amanda, & Funder at The Hip-Hop Palace) [pic] — http://t.co/fasRBODu

  164. The U-lock stuffed into the back pocket, belt, or pants of the helmetless, headphone wearing bicyclist is a cry for help.

  165. @reyjrar congrats!

  166. This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

  167. RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/GKTlzPlp We’re looking for very talented security generalists who can talk to humans and get complex thin …

  168. @ThinkandDrive you don’t need to go to a brewery to get @BellsBrewery and @3floyds in Chicagoland. Goose Island is owned by Bus now.

  169. I love that “obsfucated” gets the ol’ this-is-misspelled red-dotted underline in OSX.

  170. RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/GKTlzPlp Join an excellent security architecture team doing hard work in huge infrastructure. #infosecjob …

  171. @wotowiec http://t.co/Wx9paknC

  172. Free kickstarter idea: Beat-Its®, by Dr. Yankovic.

  173. ╔════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════╗

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  174. @ThinkandDrive nice beer goggle.

  175. @bbaskin Yep. Too much of my work is in shells on remote systems to switch to it. Would if I had a current code project.

  176. @bbaskin all the cool kids are using Sublime Text 2 now. http://t.co/Gw0nuSOd

  177. “Well, you’d wear a white glove if you were touching some of these links too.” — my mouse cursor

  178. Gotta admit, it’s better for guys that it’s usually the gals that are the ones you can hear faking it through apartment walls/ceiling.

  179. @VitoPiazzano Yep. We already filled our summer '12 req. Apply anyway.

    http://t.co/1kCNmFoT for details.

  180. A gentle reminder,

    I manage Zynga’s IR team in San Francisco. We’re new school. We’re hiring.

    http://t.co/feHl1mR5

    #infosecjobs #dbnr

  181. Moving-the-goalposts is a cruel pedagogy.

  182. Everyone rage-quitting Instagram to maintain their rage-quitting of Facebook, Google, etc: LOL nihilist internet fundamentalism as a thing.

  183. @chipmonkey yep, all the time and cooler. Will let you know 😃

  184. @PizzaHacker I just walked by as you or your doppelgängers were stoking the fire on Valencia near 18th. How long’ll you be working tonight?

  185. So a brogrammer, a devops, and a computer scientist walk into a con.

    And the bartender says,

  186. OK, so where is this BingeConf, and how do I register to attend? #hashtag http://t.co/cPuhEKqK

  187. @davidmoffitt @wotowiec @flyingdogdc @joelwotowiec @sxs3200 @ffoasismike @jp_preston78 :cheers:

  188. I HAVE MADE AN APPOINT-crksh-NT WITH AN M.D. TO FI-shrqff OUT WHY MY RIGHT EAR DISTOR-ffsssss-S IN LOUD, CR-tktkt-OWDED SITUATIONS.

  189. The Encase Sutra

    img-software-crashing-in-65-awkward-positions.gif

    The Encase Sutra is © 2009 Guidance Software Inc., NASDAQ: GUID

  190. @ThinkandDrive you drink a lot of NorCal IPAs for someone so close to @HeavySeasBeer @troegsbeer @VictoryBeer etc. I miss those guys.

  191. Do you find yourself not muting like you used to? Laughing about the weather 4000 miles away? Ask your doctor about conference-call-chuckle,

  192. RT @gnachman: iTerm2 goes social! http://t.co/uO9cB7xj

  193. When you say “this tech will only enable creepy stalkers”, I hear “THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALL–

  194. Hello,

    I manage the Security Incident Response team at @Zynga in San Francisco.

    I’m hiring: http://t.co/AgWrHfrM

    Dictated but not read.

  195. Googling for the most interesting seven-word phrase in a deliverable is the 2012 equivalent of spell check.

    “Is this someone else’s work?”

  196. http://t.co/AgWrHfrM

  197. RT @ryanaraine: BBSIRT (blackberry security incident response) is hiring. https://t.co/bmBbN10Z

  198. @rands when I asked if my calling the current insanity “dot-coms” was dated, I was told “No, it’s just ‘tech’, and not that big of a deal.”

  199. lmbo^∞ RT @teamcymru The Jester Dynamic: A Lesson in Asymmetric Unmanaged Cyber Warfare (PDF) http://t.co/zqWtmkzd

  200. http://t.co/8c0JyRJk is so devops it hurts.

  201. http://t.co/TZ3NrqHe, http://t.co/PnChYUfp, http://t.co/mCqllRQk, http://t.co/kh07RQ5D.

    Heck, twitter is going to ruin this gag isn’t it.

  202. Microwave “beep” tones are actually curses that standards and practices have censored.

    CF: re: a Beaker-talking-joke http://t.co/WjwdfTrZ.

  203. Heh.

    Well.

    I skimmed it and blogged about it.

    You should read my blog.

  204. RT @wadebaker: We’re happy to announce that the 2012 #DBIR is out. Hope you enjoy it and find it useful. http://t.co/SkLa0fpo

  205. @will_torres something something ]

  206. RFC 5309

    Contemporary technical communities MUST support a LOLCAT (Long-running Ontological LOLCAT Certification / Accreditation Thread).

  207. RT @grahamvsworld: @grantstavely Stop reading Twitter. Dictated but not read.

  208. Free product idea: Tactical Vibram FiveFingers®, with little velcro-flap pockets on each toe, stitched on at jaunty tactical pocket angles.

  209. Diamond plate may look tough, but most of it is made of an iron/banana peel alloy invented by Warner Bros. in the early 1940s.

  210. “C:\Program Files\” is a folder that emphatically states that it has always already contained files, yet it mostly contains more folders.

  211. RT @kidkoala: SF! PILLOWFIGHT @dantheautomator @emilywellsmusic @kidkoala @TruthspeakerHQ are doing a dress rehearsal show at club MakeO …

  212. @kidkoala are you playing anywhere in the SF while you’re in town?

  213. @alexlevinson testing in production, eh? http://t.co/LTROF1by

  214. So I’m about four beers from being leet I guess. I done the look-for-the-gallon-of-milk-that-never-expires t http://t.co/VCWarpZo

  215. @bbaskin our votes at work are: sprinkler housing or detonator. Hit it with a hammer as hand as you can.

  216. Ugh, 50 character passwords makes my clipboard so heavy.

  217. If things get crazy at the festival, impersonate a D.I. and holler for a Soldier, Sailor, or Marine. —ancient Red Cross Volunteer proverb

  218. “Hi, I need a Sr. Manager of Forensics & eDisco by c.o.b., case name: SF.” —me, in Groucho glasses holding a prop J.D.

    http://t.co/MYCKvk3D

  219. @treyford welp, cya shitlord.

  220. RT @grahamvsworld: Grant Stavely: yeah that was the one that got reblogged into my tumblr stream

  221. RT @ciphergoth: US crackdown on crystal meth means Sudafed is hard to buy. But meth is easy to buy; here’s how to make Sudafed from it. …

  222. In a hierarchy, every cargo cult member tends to rise to their level of the echo chamber.

  223. I like to imagine every little red * indicating a required field as a tiny Vonnegutian butthole.

    http://t.co/ziSgFVC6

    So it goes.

  224. If the lack of a good javascript whitelist extension is your last reason for not using Safari: http://t.co/KCwlueai

  225. RT @codinghorror: “take yourself out of your first world techie social media smart-shoes for a second [and] imagine this” http://t.co/KI …

  226. @chipmonkey @wertzateria A-side illustration work on the Ts this year, excellent.

  227. If security and obscurity didn’t rhyme so well, fewer chucklefucks would deride every attempt at secrecy without context.

  228. PLEASE READ, A blah blah—I made a Safari extension that lessens Wikipedia’s suck:

    e.g. http://t.co/h7kZVPrV

    src, bin: http://t.co/yoMpMdFw

  229. RT @ibogost: @grantstavely click with the last drop of your soul

  230. @ibogost so what’s the trick to clicking Share after I click my cow? Should I click Share faster? Multiple times? In a pattern? Drag n Drop?

  231. @will_torres @electricfork wow, sick burn.

  232. Well, cut him some slack folks, I mean, are the 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 keys even lined up in a row right next to each other on arabic keyboards?

  233. RT @borderlands_sf: Sorry to report the death of Christopher Samuel Youd,(aka John Christopher,) author of many novels including the Tri …

  234. Deobsfucating javascript with monkeypatching s/;/;eval=alert();/g tricks is a thing, right? Seems too obvious to be a new idea I just had.

  235. “All this hand-holding has gotten out of hand. We need to hold people accountable.”

  236. Safari.app in full screen mode is not perfect and I have opinions.

    http://t.co/IfYK2ScI

  237. “@djfood: Out today - finally! It’s been a long time coming… DJ Food - The Search Engine - http://t.co/JWk7ClYY #iTunes”

  238. Low aperture, low depth-of-field, over-saturated, vignetted, temp-corrected, well composed, CC BY-NC-SA 2.5 photographs or it didn’t happen.

  239. I’m sorry, all I can see is a duckrabbit.

  240. “@stevenf: …a handy fill-in-the-blanks form letter for small web services who’ve just been acquired. https://t.co/UAIJXKaZ” <- @textfiles

  241. “@junecohen: Filmed yesterday & posted today: Clay Shirky’s 12-min #TED talk on why #SOPA is a really bad idea http://t.co/ysVhwBRY”

  242. Y’ever see two people that made the “What you need, when you need it” DNS squatter sites their homepage in the same room at the same time?

  243. Twitter Book Report: Wittgenstein’s Blue Book

    “Try to frown while you are laughing without thinking about it. Really makes you think, huh?”

  244. Network Working Group
    Request for Comments: 5318008
    Obsoletes: 0.7734
    Category: Informational

    Title: Calculator Spelling

  245. RT @mrgan: So it has come to this, App Store http://t.co/PKAvUTo3

  246. RT @textism: !

  247. > CHAT WITH SYSOP

    Which came first, “diz” standing for “Description In Zipfile” or “diz” being “zip” if you turn the BBS upside down?

  248. Yeah. So I figure, I gotta get this cool thing, and then I’ma customize it. With modifications, you know? So like, It’ll be cooler.

    Yeah.

  249. Oops. I’m looking for a ShmooCon Barcode. Again.

  250. of the universe is paginated. Cool idea Masters of Business Administration dudes! High five!

  251. actually print it, is a huge long pile of paragraphs, but the shit we read on a computer monitor that we can scroll until the heat death

  252. OK, so the print version, which for those of us without multi-function thermal fax paper printers will definitely be paginated if we

  253. @tommyalanson @uber uber owns.

  254. Brewing “Ryan’s Face-Puncher IPA All-Grain Kit”*, but I’m calling it a Kick-Puncher**.

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