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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon December 26, 2012 - 4:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2012/12/26/tweet-283975440132096000/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2012/12/26/tweet-283975440132096000/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.
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Newer Twitter post from December 27, 2012, 284361405405208577 27 December 2012
Twitter post from December 26, 2012, 284036093073059841 26 December 2012
This post Twitter post from December 26, 2012, 283975440132096000 26 December 2012
Older Twitter post from December 23, 2012, 282682763461660672 23 December 2012
Twitter post from December 23, 2012, 282672205949726720 23 December 2012
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Newer 'psycho-mambo' 26 December 2012
Hey Grant! Don't miss this chance, Wesley Chang just won the 26 December 2012
This post Twitter post from December 26, 2012, 283975440132096000 26 December 2012
Older Hey Grant! Don't miss this chance, Wesley Chang just won the 26 December 2012
Orpheus sat gloomy in his garden shed Wondering what to do With a lump of wood, a piece of wire And a little pot of glue O Mamma O Mamma He sawed at the wood with half a heart And glued it top to bottom He strung a wire in between He was feeling something rotten O Mamma O Mamma Orpheus looked at his instrument And he gave the wire a pluck He heard a sound so beautiful He gasped and said O my God O Mamma O Mamma He rushed inside to tell his wife He went racing down the halls Eurydice was still asleep in bed Like a sack of cannonballs O Mamma O Mamma Look what I’ve made, cried Orpheus And he plucked a gentle note Eurydice’s eyes popped from their sockets And her tongue burst through her throat O Mamma O Mamma O God, what have I done, he said As her blood pooled in the sheets But in his heart he felt a bliss With which nothing could compete O Mamma O Mamma Orpheus went leaping through the fields Strumming as hard as he did please Birdies detonated in the sky Bunnies dashed their brains out on the trees O Mamma O Mamma Orpheus strummed till his fingers bled He hit a G minor 7 He woke up God from a deep, deep sleep God was a major player in heaven O Mamma O Mamma God picked up a giant hammer And He threw it with an thunderous yell It smashed down hard on Orpheus’ head And knocked him down a well O Mamma O Mamma The well went down very deep Very deep went down the well The well went down so very deep Well, the well went down to hell O Mamma O Mamma Poor Orpheus woke up with a start All amongst the rotting dead His lyre tacked safe under his arm His brains all down his head O Mamma O Mamma Eurydice appeared brindled in blood And she said to Orpheus If you play that fucking thing down here I’ll stick it up your orifice! O Mamma O Mamma This lyre lark is for the birds, said Orpheus It’s enough to send you bats Let’s stay down here, Eurydice, dear And we’ll have a bunch of screaming brats O Mamma O Mamma Orpheus picked up his lyre for the last time He was on a real low down bummer And stared deep into the abyss and said This one is for Mamma O Mamma O Mamma O Mamma O Mamma 23 December 2012

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