@alexeirrm @grahamvsworld pass 😃! Chocolate and Lactic w/ Oyster in stouts-I-will-skip. I prefer coffee, barrel, bourbon, smoke, bret, etc.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 31, 2013 - 4:34 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/30/tweet-417876494170337280/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/30/tweet-417876494170337280/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

What Else I Endorse This Weekend: The Authoritarians by Bob Altemeyer, via https://t.co/iCQmr7EMmQ reading list: http://t.co/iSrSo7m1Hi

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 30, 2013 - 4:38 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417515012568006657/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417515012568006657/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

No memory of wishlisting Nicholson Baker’s The Mezzanine, but now that I’m enjoying it, I want that thread back.

http://t.co/TXS3iUpWrm

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 30, 2013 - 4:07 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417507091012517888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417507091012517888/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Come on, that ppt deck is from 2008, lets be real. You just know at least one of the hyperlinks on the slides is a rickroll.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 29, 2013 - 7:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417378700611420160/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417378700611420160/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Tabs vs. spaces vs. realms, and a Tufte style smh’ing.

http://t.co/6JCOha4oGv
http://t.co/iwsGA9XILy

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 29, 2013 - 7:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417375859238916096/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417375859238916096/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Land Mobile Radio radios have been reclaiming borrowed garage door opener frequencies since before the NSA was cool: http://t.co/VFqwPTs3xG

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 29, 2013 - 6:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417363704057839616/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/29/tweet-417363704057839616/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“No Neutral Ground in a Burning World” by @quinnnorton & @Dymaxion is A++.

Stream: http://t.co/mVcRBBfJho
Synopsis: http://t.co/MZxSoIshq2

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 27, 2013 - 10:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/27/tweet-416696185663938560/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/27/tweet-416696185663938560/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld thanks for making me consider a Peter Jackson version of “The Baroque Cycle”, I just. Ugh. Really, no. Shaftoes as hobbits.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 25, 2013 - 9:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/25/tweet-415957153363419136/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/25/tweet-415957153363419136/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@kshcsuf heh, flickr is the current best “put this on facebook, tumblr, twitter, and flickr now” iOS app, it started life as a flickr link.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 25, 2013 - 5:23 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/24/tweet-415714360028188672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/24/tweet-415714360028188672/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Huh, there’s a Christmas tree in my Die Hard. http://t.co/ypvnSPZx2o

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 25, 2013 - 4:49 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/24/tweet-415705766038110208/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/24/tweet-415705766038110208/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Every time you take down a service in production, you get a “kill” asterisk on your handle in the ticket tracker. — @grantstavely***********

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 24, 2013 - 4:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/24/tweet-415516742719258625/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/24/tweet-415516742719258625/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin I refuse to humor your joke and will instead explain how unrealistic it is. I’ve got a pal in the airline food biz and the deal is—

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 24, 2013 - 4:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/24/tweet-415515918869884929/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/24/tweet-415515918869884929/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @tqbf: Slepak, direct quote: “It doesn’t matter if you met someone who calls themselves Kevin at some meeting”.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 24, 2013 - 4:38 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/23/tweet-415340633641857024/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/23/tweet-415340633641857024/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

IRL mad that there’s no word for the dictionary-definition-intro trope that can be used to start an essay decrying definition-intro tropes.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 21, 2013 - 7:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/21/tweet-414479683086856192/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/21/tweet-414479683086856192/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Https://t.co/6JHCfr2Xt7

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ELEPHANT.™

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 21, 2013 - 7:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/21/tweet-414477576728371201/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/21/tweet-414477576728371201/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld if anything is post hoc, it’s the collection of SI from every thing because one time it mighta been useful for some thing.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 20, 2013 - 5:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/20/tweet-414079608128958464/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/20/tweet-414079608128958464/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld Our public servants are compelled by accountability to reject pragmatism and consider causality a rational attack surface.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 20, 2013 - 4:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/20/tweet-414072681156194304/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/20/tweet-414072681156194304/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“@ubuweb: Steve Reich - A New Musical Language (60 min. documentary, 1987): http://t.co/vHKKO9u8YG” Thanks, @ExxonMobil

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 15, 2013 - 6:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/15/tweet-412285518542417920/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/15/tweet-412285518542417920/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Stories From Around The Book

The Gossip of John, Anecdote 10, Version 28: icymi.

Rumors 6:24: nope.

Maccabees: a funny name.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 15, 2013 - 6:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/15/tweet-412283452637970433/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/15/tweet-412283452637970433/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper Excellent. How did it taste at packaging time?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 15, 2013 - 1:55 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/14/tweet-412038196155785217/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/14/tweet-412038196155785217/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

/opt/bro/bin/bro-cut should be everyone’s first awk-like.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 13, 2013 - 2:39 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/12/tweet-411324591441575936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/12/tweet-411324591441575936/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @windyoona: Tip of the day: Visualize SSH public key fingerprints using Unicode emoji! http://t.co/NuokPXOdmR

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 11, 2013 - 3:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/11/tweet-410788566357139457/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/11/tweet-410788566357139457/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld LOG OFF.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 11, 2013 - 3:30 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/10/tweet-410612640025554945/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/10/tweet-410612640025554945/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Sock puppet boxing gloves are themselves sock puppets with miniature sock puppet boxing gloves on their hands, infinitely.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 10, 2013 - 2:16 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/09/tweet-410231406766202881/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/09/tweet-410231406766202881/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @freecialis fourth paragraph http://t.co/x9zsRevWU0

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 10, 2013 - 1:53 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/09/tweet-410225773513949184/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/09/tweet-410225773513949184/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @bad_decisions: @grantstavely I sell em. $7

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 08, 2013 - 7:16 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/07/tweet-409582123499008000/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/07/tweet-409582123499008000/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Hey everyone involved with @baythreat, thanks for a fun Friday and Saturday.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 08, 2013 - 5:56 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/07/tweet-409562010909552641/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/07/tweet-409562010909552641/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I think it’s time to kill ‘its’. If the grammatical distinction even exists in 20 years, I will buy you a pan-galactic gargle blaster.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 08, 2013 - 5:49 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/07/tweet-409560442776743936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/07/tweet-409560442776743936/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ibogost: Seriously, stop what you’re doing and read @tomscocca’s “On Smarm”: http://t.co/I8zSBVL9KA

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 05, 2013 - 6:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/05/tweet-408662849334935552/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/05/tweet-408662849334935552/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Something fleetingly clever about having actual madeline’s in our snack room re: Proust’s Remembrance of Things… http://t.co/rCiq1O1c4s

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 03, 2013 - 5:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/03/tweet-407928571806908416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/03/tweet-407928571806908416/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@electricfork please use 2104 for quality 2014 toots, I already have 2014 specubation in my filter list.

https://t.co/uK6zJNn1rd

Evernotet.co

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon December 03, 2013 - 4:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/12/03/tweet-407905006356930560/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/12/03/tweet-407905006356930560/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Happy Thanksgiving from Park Hill. http://t.co/Dh2CaG3Gwi

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 29, 2013 - 1:07 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/28/tweet-406227970110783488/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/28/tweet-406227970110783488/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper that was not meant to be. It should not be.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 28, 2013 - 5:33 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/27/tweet-405932438557184000/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/27/tweet-405932438557184000/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld stop encouraging @alexeirrm, he’ll get stuck saying that word.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 28, 2013 - 4:54 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/27/tweet-405922541715214336/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/27/tweet-405922541715214336/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Is that an Alan Parsons Project CD? Yeah, don’t ask. http://t.co/G7yRrg350I

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 28, 2013 - 3:48 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/27/tweet-405905970246979584/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/27/tweet-405905970246979584/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ that bug report sounds like lyrics to a Smiths song.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 27, 2013 - 6:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/26/tweet-405576796453605376/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/26/tweet-405576796453605376/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld RealPlayer had an office at 16th and Potrero diagonal from McDonalds as recently at two years ago, I used t-•••*BUFFERING•••

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 25, 2013 - 3:58 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/24/tweet-404821309097406464/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/24/tweet-404821309097406464/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine UBRIACO

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 24, 2013 - 7:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/24/tweet-404694089053917184/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/24/tweet-404694089053917184/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Vintage “-k, -kk” tweet remastered bonus GNU gnon-flag: use kkkkk for focus-follows-eyes. Compat with h, k, l, and “ls\n oops wrong window”.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 24, 2013 - 7:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/24/tweet-404688064389210113/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/24/tweet-404688064389210113/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @chrisjager: New criticality ratings: Kinda Low, Sorta Low, Pretty Low, Sweet-n-Low. #V5

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 22, 2013 - 6:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/22/tweet-403960648884711425/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/22/tweet-403960648884711425/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @evgenymorozov: Automated trading did look more aesthetically pleasing in 1971 http://t.co/zkZ76678ix

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 22, 2013 - 3:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/22/tweet-403905301109174272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/22/tweet-403905301109174272/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Tip you BART drivers folks.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 21, 2013 - 1:29 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/20/tweet-403334196518588416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/20/tweet-403334196518588416/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Cliff Clavin: I’ll tell ya why uh cats like boxes, it uh, all goes back to the city’s old pneumatic tube networks…

https://t.co/bLFVfFWnr7

Evernotet.co

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 17, 2013 - 7:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/17/tweet-402150251496095744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/17/tweet-402150251496095744/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

The Security Academy for Leadership in Thought won’t accept my damned transfer credits or my expired cert or my secret talk or my weird blog

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 15, 2013 - 4:09 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/14/tweet-401200344354406400/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/14/tweet-401200344354406400/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @HardSciFiMovies: A computer system becomes intelligent and, upon comprehending its grim purpose, commits suicide. FarmVille players exp…

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 14, 2013 - 3:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/14/tweet-401015186816892928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/14/tweet-401015186816892928/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Corollary: sometimes, read “never do this” as “I designed a way to detect this*.”

and it’s clever**
** but it’s never detected anything

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 14, 2013 - 5:16 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400854821873254401/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400854821873254401/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Http://t.co/nPaFmEJDF3 is Dulles’s Strunk & White. When Dulles says “never do this”, read: “someone got caught doing this.”

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 14, 2013 - 5:11 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400853476114051072/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400853476114051072/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

URGENT: Once you see the arrow in the “GridEx II” logo you can’t unsee it #GridEx #ii #itsinthehashtagtoo

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 14, 2013 - 4:59 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400850361373556736/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400850361373556736/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @bbaskin: Introducing Intelligence Into Your Malware Analysis: http://t.co/B7QECZPtVK (slides) http://t.co/skzv0hS4Rc (video) #Malware #…

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 14, 2013 - 3:29 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400827780029366272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400827780029366272/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine exceptions: The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Godfather Part III.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 13, 2013 - 8:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400728021448925184/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400728021448925184/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@coolacid lol. How / why did you get it suspended?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 13, 2013 - 3:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400642627608924160/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400642627608924160/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“These views are my own” is horrible.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 13, 2013 - 3:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400639695903666176/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/13/tweet-400639695903666176/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@vogon well it’s a busy list so I assume it’s a known thing but valign has been “broken” since the 90s I’d like to know why.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 13, 2013 - 6:07 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400505290577047552/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400505290577047552/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@vogon is there a css vertical center post equivalent to the html parsing with regex stackoverflow zalgo answer? Just checked www-style and,

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 13, 2013 - 6:01 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400503783471316992/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400503783471316992/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Sorry bugs. I misheard the lyric. http://t.co/qzKrhoqK7l http://t.co/XaszrgfI64

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 13, 2013 - 3:30 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400465646590251008/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400465646590251008/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

PSA don’t fill out forms as a joke you might actually submit them.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 12, 2013 - 5:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400318291161255936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400318291161255936/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

APOLLO’S ORACLE AT MOSCOW

“Great oracle, what if I air gap… in space?”

“What goes around comes around. Everything you do will boomerang.”

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 12, 2013 - 3:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400281574274383872/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/12/tweet-400281574274383872/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Pale Ale FG: a success. http://t.co/U5o4vGqEEc

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 10, 2013 - 9:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/10/tweet-399649729585610752/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/10/tweet-399649729585610752/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @homakov: Bug Bounty Hustlers! http://t.co/6FhOyRaGWO first prototype 😕

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 07, 2013 - 2:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/07/tweet-398457540289122304/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/07/tweet-398457540289122304/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I can miss-type way faster than I can backspace. CAPS LOCK should be a meta key that turns every other key on the keyboard into a backspace.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 06, 2013 - 6:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/06/tweet-398161834902974464/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/06/tweet-398161834902974464/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Walter Fagan buying a 486, an the homage to The Making of Peg, stock photo Rikki album art, aaaaag amazing Dan itp: http://t.co/Zlpo6zvnvm

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 06, 2013 - 5:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/06/tweet-398141788277317632/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/06/tweet-398141788277317632/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @dijkstracula: Ten thousand volts through the podium for every meme in the presenter’s slide deck

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 06, 2013 - 4:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/06/tweet-398127537240293376/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/06/tweet-398127537240293376/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @zooko: Mike Hearn (Google employee and Bitcoin core dev): “issuing a giant Fuck You to the people who made these slides.”—https://t.co/…

t.co / Xt.co

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 06, 2013 - 7:25 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/05/tweet-397988057862787072/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/05/tweet-397988057862787072/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Huh, I just tried saying “We’re excited” in front of a mirror three times and nothing happened. Yes, I was in San Francisco when I said it.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 05, 2013 - 2:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/05/tweet-397729508532289537/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/05/tweet-397729508532289537/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

X-Invalid-Finding-Options: USUALLY

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 04, 2013 - 4:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/04/tweet-397401907075244032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/04/tweet-397401907075244032/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

I probably shouldn’ta called this JIRA dashboard “My Issues” but now that I have, I guess I’ll open a buncha bugs and close ‘em Won’t Fix.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon November 01, 2013 - 4:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/11/01/tweet-396307700532789249/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/11/01/tweet-396307700532789249/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@vurtyou @alexeirrm and also because I have a strict “NO MORE CATS” rule.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 31, 2013 - 11:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/31/tweet-396056658251485184/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/31/tweet-396056658251485184/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

No more soy pigs have the power, hand of lunch has struck the hour. \m/. http://t.co/vmNvZHCj4E

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 30, 2013 - 8:34 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/30/tweet-395649958034288640/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/30/tweet-395649958034288640/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Put “SSL added and removed here! 😃”, in Comic Sans on a goldenrod yellow t-shirt, sell it for pay-what-you-can, give all proceeds to @EFF.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 30, 2013 - 5:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/30/tweet-395603603915681792/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/30/tweet-395603603915681792/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Machine-translated attack write-ups can be philosophically heavy.

“…feed the attack string only from the page via a possible reality.”

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 29, 2013 - 5:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/29/tweet-395235809768792064/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/29/tweet-395235809768792064/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Cats and their damned colorblindness and their damned apathy. She refuses to chill one level lower. http://t.co/Vup7fYc6vh

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 27, 2013 - 10:35 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394593205251244032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394593205251244032/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld bring back the Web Masters is what I say. And their Web Rings. And their Under Construction shame. Immanentize the eschaton.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 27, 2013 - 10:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394591131800850432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394591131800850432/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Brewed with a fresh tank of propane for an hour before seeing that someone wrote “Don’t Sell” on it. DWRAHAHB. http://t.co/cHpc0DwZTg

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 27, 2013 - 10:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394588871390150656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394588871390150656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I liked section 6, Gnarl, in @rudytheelder’s A Writer’s Toolkit. Gnarl is a fun word for what hack supposedly was.

http://t.co/byMCt6szQm

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 27, 2013 - 5:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394513069360963585/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394513069360963585/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @rudytheelder: My guide, “A Writer’s Toolkit” is still online free as a PDF. Check it out. http://t.co/jR1f1y2AvM

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 27, 2013 - 4:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394508061382950912/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/27/tweet-394508061382950912/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Mission Dolores: Good title for a book.” — welp,

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 27, 2013 - 2:35 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/26/tweet-394291238196637696/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/26/tweet-394291238196637696/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld

3a. paradoxical corollary: security experts that aren’t qualified in law are qualified to judge a legal matter

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 26, 2013 - 5:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/26/tweet-394151596965117952/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/26/tweet-394151596965117952/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @SteveMartinToGo: Favorite hall: Carnegie. Oates song: I dunno. RT @KaleDavidoff: what’s your favorite Hall and Oates song?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 26, 2013 - 2:53 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/25/tweet-393933279558000640/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/25/tweet-393933279558000640/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@alexcpsec @grahamvsworld no worries, I’ll handle it. I never let that kinda thing stop me.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 25, 2013 - 9:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/25/tweet-393854738707382272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/25/tweet-393854738707382272/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: pretty much the least funny thing you can do on twitter dot com is passive aggressively retweet people you disagree with

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 25, 2013 - 9:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/25/tweet-393854471609933824/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/25/tweet-393854471609933824/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld would have to be a multiverse of miniserieses. The War of the Lance on HBO, the shit with kenders flying to the moon on TBS.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 25, 2013 - 4:22 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/24/tweet-393593370519404544/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/24/tweet-393593370519404544/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @freecialis: if you do something illegal on the internet but you’re in incognito mode you can’t get prosecuted. look it up

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 22, 2013 - 9:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/22/tweet-392762395040288768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/22/tweet-392762395040288768/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Unix has put ifconfig in /sbin and not put /sbin in user paths since 1983. As a joke.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 21, 2013 - 5:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/21/tweet-392347591733563394/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/21/tweet-392347591733563394/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@vogon @grahamvsworld @dijkstracula @doeg lol at all the shameful troll feeding itt

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 20, 2013 - 11:19 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/20/tweet-392067508364001280/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/20/tweet-392067508364001280/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“We’ve added world class simulation glitch detection technology that we think you’re going to love.” http://t.co/KAHZyilh0S

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 20, 2013 - 11:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/20/tweet-392065571124416512/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/20/tweet-392065571124416512/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine no.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 20, 2013 - 4:44 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/19/tweet-391786944851492864/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/19/tweet-391786944851492864/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld or like “Hey we have a wait list and a webcam. We could get a buzzer thing or call you but, ugh.”

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 18, 2013 - 10:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/18/tweet-391334496311599104/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/18/tweet-391334496311599104/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld honest question: what the fuck is wrong with a wait list webcam?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 18, 2013 - 10:34 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/18/tweet-391331370875617281/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/18/tweet-391331370875617281/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@s2research https://t.co/jaHYPFwk6w

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 17, 2013 - 9:43 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390956176558415872/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390956176558415872/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@coaxmetal @grahamvsworld well that wraps that up I guess. I feel like such a little donkey.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 17, 2013 - 9:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390955313269989377/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390955313269989377/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@coaxmetal it really… delivers.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 17, 2013 - 9:19 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390950104208662528/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390950104208662528/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @bbaskin: Regardless of our government, I won’t respect for America until we, once again, socially allow MSG in our Chinese food.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 17, 2013 - 9:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390947933119471616/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390947933119471616/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld my only excuse is that I am burritoblind. To you, it’s a burrito. To me it’s a street taco with too much tortilla and filler.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 17, 2013 - 8:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390937997043965952/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390937997043965952/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

How have I never heard of The Alameda Weehawken Burrito Tunnel? FFS.

http://t.co/Oe1t8hptka

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 17, 2013 - 8:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390937111789965312/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390937111789965312/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“The moral of the story? Always take care over the email attachments you open, and the links you rkjhgjkfhbgkjbdfnd”

http://t.co/V1nhWAxKr3

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 17, 2013 - 4:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390877682046869504/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/17/tweet-390877682046869504/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Oh huh no module named dns? I’ll just easy_install dns. No? Er, pip install dns? No?
???
Oh, easy_install dnspython.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 16, 2013 - 4:51 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/16/tweet-390520402272743424/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/16/tweet-390520402272743424/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Libraries imported with a different name than they are called by that language’s package manager is proof that this is all a simulation.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 16, 2013 - 4:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/16/tweet-390519631418372097/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/16/tweet-390519631418372097/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

I’m such a lousy reader that I didn’t slow down enough in Pynchon’s Bleeding Edge to get the DeepArcher pun.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 16, 2013 - 3:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/16/tweet-390494586142871552/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/16/tweet-390494586142871552/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@coaxmetal @vogon @patriciaxh naw, show off that you read by mentioning that you know not to read it on Kindles.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 16, 2013 - 5:45 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/15/tweet-390352838766768128/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/15/tweet-390352838766768128/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@coaxmetal @vogon @patriciaxh it will until Amazon fixes footnote navigation. Get a paper copy.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 16, 2013 - 5:37 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/15/tweet-390350788754563072/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/15/tweet-390350788754563072/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

In the U.S. House of Representatives, it’s not always September, it’s always January.

http://t.co/bmVfM6NwAt

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 16, 2013 - 12:53 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/15/tweet-390279245475610624/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/15/tweet-390279245475610624/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @rudytheelder: Another review of Pynchon’s great new BLEEDING EDGE. http://t.co/1awXnQnn68

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 15, 2013 - 3:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/15/tweet-390131920538849280/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/15/tweet-390131920538849280/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @TomBollyky: The take on TED and most writing on technology & development in this @evgenymorozov essay resonates. http://t.co/XhHIyv7ljd…

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 14, 2013 - 8:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/14/tweet-389850547953881089/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/14/tweet-389850547953881089/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @AvoidComments: The Two Classic Online Blunders: Never get into a LAN war in Asia, and never go in to the comments section when your san…

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 11, 2013 - 4:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/11/tweet-388703762669248512/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/11/tweet-388703762669248512/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @vogon why quote “But if and when…” and then go on to seemingly ignore it? Strange when it supports his good points.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 10, 2013 - 8:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/10/tweet-388399332963000320/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/10/tweet-388399332963000320/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @vogon that Jane Jacobs quote is from The Death and Life of Great American Cities, which I’m reading now. It’s great.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 10, 2013 - 8:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/10/tweet-388398772834689024/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/10/tweet-388398772834689024/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Saved from missing the chance to cron and script by logrotate’s missing ‘hourly’ keyword and ‘dateformat’ strftime specifiers! Heck yeah!

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 10, 2013 - 4:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/10/tweet-388343747093606403/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/10/tweet-388343747093606403/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“Thirty-Eight Who Saw Murder Didn’t Call the Police Because They Were Watching The Ed Sullivan Show On TV”

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 08, 2013 - 6:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/08/tweet-387646272200384512/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/08/tweet-387646272200384512/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Just read Paul Bowles ‘A Distant Episode’ and, uh, welp, not sure I like it at all. Any chance anyone can help?

https://t.co/2Det9xFslS

A Distant Episode - Wikipediat.co

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 08, 2013 - 3:49 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/07/tweet-387424525224140800/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/07/tweet-387424525224140800/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Position: Senior Property Owner
Property: A home constructed from leading building materials
Location: Santa Clara, CA
Mortgage: 30 yr fixed

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 08, 2013 - 12:25 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/07/tweet-387373096912424960/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/07/tweet-387373096912424960/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

If real estate worked like tech recruiting, we’d all be getting offers to buy property in distant northern CA towns with strict credit reqs.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 08, 2013 - 12:22 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/07/tweet-387372314335006721/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/07/tweet-387372314335006721/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld “Let’s go one of our new News Corp.™ Mr. Touch™ consoles and watch the live Fox News™ feed now, Bill.” http://t.co/cPrCm78dLr

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 07, 2013 - 7:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/07/tweet-387293372735430656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/07/tweet-387293372735430656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

OH “Looptid.”

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 05, 2013 - 9:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/05/tweet-386602774835654657/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/05/tweet-386602774835654657/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The little red E in iTunes radio is there to remind me that basing a station on TCQ’s Phony Rappers was an Excellent idea.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 04, 2013 - 10:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386262997363990529/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386262997363990529/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @plibin: Two-Step Verification Available to All Users http://t.co/3CkgFcg6wY #evernote #blog

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 04, 2013 - 8:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386226092333215744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386226092333215744/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

A trick the NSA dwytka: s/(trick[s]?)\s+[\w ]+\s+(doesn’t)|(don’t)\s+want\s+you\s+to\s+know\s?(about)?/$1 The NSA denies the existence of/ig

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 04, 2013 - 5:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386180395789590528/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386180395789590528/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin Yer Hootin’ http://t.co/fNIIYrfA9v

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 04, 2013 - 2:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386142722740219904/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386142722740219904/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The tech press is always shameful except when they republish PR about something The Internet (whatever that is) has always been at war with.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 04, 2013 - 1:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386124547314835457/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386124547314835457/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Finally read the @htbridge @yahoo PR: nice trolling folks, very nice.

I liked No More Free Bugs™, how about No More Free PR™?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 04, 2013 - 1:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386123577239408640/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/04/tweet-386123577239408640/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“When I grow up I wanna boost engagement.”, Kevin proclaimed.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 03, 2013 - 3:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/03/tweet-385787331791163392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/03/tweet-385787331791163392/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

This “Planning a BIG Party?” gif (and that I go every year) has hypnotized me into going to Oktoberfest 10/4@7pm.

http://t.co/y6xIhYwhjW

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 02, 2013 - 3:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/02/tweet-385423069755768832/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/02/tweet-385423069755768832/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Is Pynchon’s “Bleeding Edge” proof that the Jargon file can be used for good?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon October 01, 2013 - 3:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/10/01/tweet-385068831267651584/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/10/01/tweet-385068831267651584/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@chipmonkey @grahamvsworld pilot to co-pilot: eyes up. Don’t get distracted.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 26, 2013 - 4:59 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/25/tweet-383093563912761344/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/25/tweet-383093563912761344/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

My new $35 graphical spectrum analyzer just arrived from China. Pretty neato! http://t.co/xAZJT5UVap

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 24, 2013 - 4:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/24/tweet-382548722657550336/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/24/tweet-382548722657550336/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@vogon right? On one hand, it’s pretty un-Apple of them. On the other hand, it’s Finder.app.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 24, 2013 - 3:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/24/tweet-382530382719365121/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/24/tweet-382530382719365121/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Does OSX 10.8.5 Finder’s secure empty trash on stock SSDs really “wipe” random space 9 times? Make an api call? What about aftermarket SSDs?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 24, 2013 - 3:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/24/tweet-382527080497692672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/24/tweet-382527080497692672/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Password reset workflow output: https://t.co/VzVXUGiZbr

Evernotet.co

Password edit form: https://t.co/fYEM4YlnBA

Evernotet.co

vel sim. https://t.co/ciigceR1Kl

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 22, 2013 - 5:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/22/tweet-381835230065074176/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/22/tweet-381835230065074176/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@s2research because “everything wrong with movie name” videos are everything wrong with everything.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 21, 2013 - 10:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381542170865307649/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381542170865307649/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@s2research I tried to make a bad joke to your toot about amplitude and youtube ruined it and I’m dragging it back up, shamefully

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 21, 2013 - 10:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381541935371919362/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381541935371919362/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@s2research huh, google gave url of the compilation of Community’s Magnitude saying “Pop! Pop!” to a dumb ‘everything wrong with’ meme.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 21, 2013 - 9:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381534521947992064/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381534521947992064/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @tqbf: Analyses about how “URL editing” is being criminalized always seem to skip over mens rea.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 21, 2013 - 9:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381527061388460032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381527061388460032/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Weev-to-butt.crx

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 21, 2013 - 8:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381519963334262784/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/21/tweet-381519963334262784/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

A gist of a tumblogger script that pipes tweets through say -v ‘Hysterical’ -o blow.aiff, and multi-vblogs them, named “gabriels_horn.rb”.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 20, 2013 - 3:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/20/tweet-381072652514775040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/20/tweet-381072652514775040/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@s2research http://t.co/1jFaOBnhe5

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 19, 2013 - 4:29 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/18/tweet-380549060085571584/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/18/tweet-380549060085571584/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Shape, Prevent, Contain, Interdict, Stabilize, Recover.

Yeah, that looks familiar.

http://t.co/a8oucug2iY

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 18, 2013 - 6:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/18/tweet-380391335972204545/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/18/tweet-380391335972204545/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ibogost: “I AM THE ONE WHO BOPS.” —Little bunny Heisenberg

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 18, 2013 - 1:08 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/17/tweet-380136167854727168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/17/tweet-380136167854727168/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Do you think the engineer responsible for these can sleep at night? http://t.co/GyYm7gC86M

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 15, 2013 - 6:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/15/tweet-379317254942650368/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/15/tweet-379317254942650368/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle nice! Interesting: 1) I draw crabs like that too. 2) critique re: publishing firm setting vs. IOAWNAT 3) politics vs. literature

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 15, 2013 - 6:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/15/tweet-379309275803181056/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/15/tweet-379309275803181056/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

With the advent of pocket-sized smartphones, aren’t we all always typing one-handed?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 14, 2013 - 7:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/14/tweet-378971263084924929/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/14/tweet-378971263084924929/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

We caught a http://t.co/AlnW2V4mDc show last night and had a blast. Neo-futurist theater’s rad! Mad mad mad I’ve only just learned about it.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 14, 2013 - 6:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/14/tweet-378944371883642880/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/14/tweet-378944371883642880/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @NightValeRadio: 1 Open browser 2 Go To Settings/Privacy 3 Turn off "Shadowy Figure That Stands In Your Yard Never Speaking Never Moving…

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 13, 2013 - 8:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/13/tweet-378611551378214912/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/13/tweet-378611551378214912/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

If you’ve written the phrase “with the advent of” recently, and didn’t mean Jesus, please ruffle your own hair for me, I don’t have all day.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 13, 2013 - 4:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/13/tweet-378556588362956800/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/13/tweet-378556588362956800/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“Due to the challenges reveled, as well as opportunities.” Kevin formally intoned, out loud, with his mouth, to a fellow human being.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 13, 2013 - 4:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/13/tweet-378550416620810240/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/13/tweet-378550416620810240/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@daviottenheimer MRNA (Marina, SF Stretchy Pants Inc.)

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 12, 2013 - 7:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/12/tweet-378233316639379456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/12/tweet-378233316639379456/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

OpZombocom

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 12, 2013 - 6:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/12/tweet-378226413909712896/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/12/tweet-378226413909712896/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I’ve heard this instrumental “All Along the Watchtower” twice today. Have the Jehovah’s Witnesses infiltrated Muzak? Is this Armageddon?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 12, 2013 - 5:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/12/tweet-378215020556857344/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/12/tweet-378215020556857344/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@dijkstracula @grahamvsworld @raruler pumpkins are sculptural and performance art props to be carved or thrown from moving vehicles only.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 11, 2013 - 8:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/11/tweet-377884634488766464/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/11/tweet-377884634488766464/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@justdionysus did you give it to them?

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 11, 2013 - 5:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/11/tweet-377846746908745728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/11/tweet-377846746908745728/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Not gonna lie, the war is long over and I still feel a little rude top posting to a bottom poster.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 11, 2013 - 3:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/11/tweet-377809525052805120/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/11/tweet-377809525052805120/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @nottechmeme: Check Out This Parody Twitter Account Before It Jumps The Shark

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 10, 2013 - 3:05 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/09/tweet-377266576510046208/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/09/tweet-377266576510046208/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“The engineers say they like the logo.”
“No. I’m a designer. I know what people like. It’s a bad logo.”
“But they like it.”
“No, they don’—

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 10, 2013 - 1:03 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/09/tweet-377235725818683392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/09/tweet-377235725818683392/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @inky: welcome to Ｎｉｇｈｔ　Ｖａｌｅ. you can do anything at Ｎｉｇｈｔ　Ｖａｌｅ. the only limit is yourself. this is Ｎｉｇｈｔ　Ｖａｌｅ and welcome to you who h…

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 07, 2013 - 2:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/07/tweet-376352174566936576/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/07/tweet-376352174566936576/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@vogon @grahamvsworld I’m not much for speculation but yeah, you don’t break things with a HUMINT operation, you sneak and con them.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 05, 2013 - 9:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/05/tweet-375726326604255232/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/05/tweet-375726326604255232/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog, numerologist, logo designer, frequent flier, cat fancier at a conference, typing one handed.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 05, 2013 - 4:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/05/tweet-375653790826766337/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/05/tweet-375653790826766337/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

It’s like the wave speech from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, except about gingham shirts.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 05, 2013 - 1:40 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/04/tweet-375433109635727360/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/04/tweet-375433109635727360/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

You aren’t a real leader until you’ve gone on a vision statement quest and returned with a new longer formal confusing name for the team.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 05, 2013 - 1:32 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/04/tweet-375431315614867456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/04/tweet-375431315614867456/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ibogost: “Introversion is the new ‘disconnection,’ and the Introvert fetish is the new IRL fetish.” http://t.co/516IHSXzv0

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 03, 2013 - 3:46 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/02/tweet-374740145787781120/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/02/tweet-374740145787781120/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @tef: i am using ‘qwertyuiop’ as a derogatory term for legacy technology we’re stuck with, but people defend as being popular

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 02, 2013 - 5:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/02/tweet-374587137938554882/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/02/tweet-374587137938554882/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Weird. Tweetbot for Mac’s weird gif renderer ignores the weird time codes in my weird avatar. Weird. https://t.co/AMNPgqXFyc

DaffyThis is "Daffy" by gravely on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.Vimeo

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 01, 2013 - 11:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/01/tweet-374306594881695745/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/01/tweet-374306594881695745/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @alexhutton same. Just helped @vurtyou migrate all our recipes outta gmail, been hitting iOS, Mac, and web all day, no probs.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon September 01, 2013 - 9:51 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/09/01/tweet-374288478101463040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/09/01/tweet-374288478101463040/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

White vinegar, Chinook IPA, Hetch Hetchy, and bleach. I have no idea what I am doing. http://t.co/YcE3vNYFWo

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 31, 2013 - 8:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/31/tweet-373905604567257088/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/31/tweet-373905604567257088/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

We call it WeaponBnB. Most weapons lay idle when enthusiasts aren’t using them. Pistols, rifles, bows, katanas, etc. That’s the opportunity.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 31, 2013 - 5:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/31/tweet-373852803745083392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/31/tweet-373852803745083392/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @nostrich: “The sharing economy is the centralization of global casual labour.” http://t.co/VVoC6pa9fQ

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 31, 2013 - 4:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/31/tweet-373841569914183680/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/31/tweet-373841569914183680/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @mallelis: A Day in the Life of a Troubled Male Antihero: http://t.co/YQChii8z4R

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 31, 2013 - 7:53 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/31/tweet-373715215952527360/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/31/tweet-373715215952527360/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The NSA
at first mention, thereafter use colloquial title: e.g. The NSA, subsequently The Secret Police.

—missing on http://t.co/dBUj2tF7d1

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 31, 2013 - 1:20 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/30/tweet-373616229044342784/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/30/tweet-373616229044342784/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

First they came for the /topic
and I didn’t speak out because I use weechat.
Then I tried to put (╯° °）╯︵ in front of it,
and iTerm crashed.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 30, 2013 - 4:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/30/tweet-373477406205435904/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/30/tweet-373477406205435904/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Janeway’s liberal interpretation of the prime directive finally got Voyager to the Alpha Quadrant, on the corner… http://t.co/NwdZQcnDNr

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 29, 2013 - 5:53 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/28/tweet-372960100920475648/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/28/tweet-372960100920475648/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld please open this file I’m about to send you (mcbain-ttj.gif.exe) and enter your password when prompted, TIA.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 29, 2013 - 1:31 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/28/tweet-372894357277245440/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/28/tweet-372894357277245440/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld were you aware that the famous Space Jam website has been continuously available since 1996?

http://t.co/ap0GshnrV9

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 29, 2013 - 1:25 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/28/tweet-372892751513546752/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/28/tweet-372892751513546752/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@alexcpsec you call that “under construction”? This is under construction: http://t.co/MWPlHLzHoG

(cc: @textfiles)

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 27, 2013 - 5:23 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/26/tweet-372227971186032640/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/26/tweet-372227971186032640/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

7 in 10 adults still pay bills. Help us tell the world about BillBlock.

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 26, 2013 - 4:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/26/tweet-372035565148844032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/26/tweet-372035565148844032/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

The Dialog Box http://t.co/4LlH7R1PRi

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 23, 2013 - 8:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/23/tweet-371002312136736768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/23/tweet-371002312136736768/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Prepare to revise your password reset workflows. Pros > cons imo.

“The Require-Recipient-Valid-Since Header Field”

http://t.co/oxnLwlczdP

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 22, 2013 - 4:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/22/tweet-370591076131672064/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/22/tweet-370591076131672064/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@nipungupta, not at all, Police Academy 5 was an Offensive Security Joint™

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 21, 2013 - 5:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/21/tweet-370230040740392960/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/21/tweet-370230040740392960/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“The quieter you become, the more you’ll be able to hear.” —Tyler Durden, Police Academy 5 (1989)

Posted on Twitter over 12 years agoon August 21, 2013 - 4:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/21/tweet-370228114367864832/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/21/tweet-370228114367864832/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @pmelson: Detect, Eradicate, Recover, Post-Incident: DERP-IR

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 20, 2013 - 6:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/20/tweet-369888834957234176/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/20/tweet-369888834957234176/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Subtweet: that thing about a language not having a word for a thing, or having lots of words for a thing, is a snowclone.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 20, 2013 - 1:30 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/19/tweet-369632547187089409/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/19/tweet-369632547187089409/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld I appreciate each of your hysterical gifts as performances of neo-letterist infinitesimalism.

Also: as no-click sub-zones.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 19, 2013 - 8:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/19/tweet-369554566372552705/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/19/tweet-369554566372552705/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Polishing the ol’ chandelier, iykwim. http://t.co/jJPEa9VOkK

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 18, 2013 - 6:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/18/tweet-369163982570917888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/18/tweet-369163982570917888/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Ce n’est pas une chemise http://t.co/NrqIxU40Qj

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 17, 2013 - 11:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/17/tweet-368875933073018881/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/17/tweet-368875933073018881/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@chipmonkey official Kenner™ Thought Leader Action Figures pose one arm raised to gesture and one held out to snap a phone-accessory-selfie.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 16, 2013 - 10:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368505516391026689/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368505516391026689/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The “Thought Leader Selfie”: a 3/4 profile shot captured speaking, stage-lit, seated or at a podium, w/ lav mic, headset, or slide visible.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 16, 2013 - 10:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368502356058439681/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368502356058439681/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

250 pairs of little “Watch Them Wiggle Eyes” just arrived, where should I start? http://t.co/o0xvMO500u

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 16, 2013 - 8:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368466711533453312/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368466711533453312/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle thanks! Primed it, will start reading it Tuesday. 😃

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 16, 2013 - 3:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368397396633329664/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368397396633329664/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle I agree. I just finished it last night and was looking for a close reading. Many are… removes sunglasses… too close.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 16, 2013 - 3:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368394872027217920/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368394872027217920/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Hey, can you try this milk and tell me if it’s bad?”

s/milk/home-brew/g;

(except it’s almost never bad. unsuccessful: often. bad: nah.)

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 16, 2013 - 3:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368394538752024576/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368394538752024576/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Odd-numbered critiques of Calvino’s If_On_A_Winter’s_Night_A_Traveler must be meta-critiques written in Calvino’s voice.

Apparently.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 16, 2013 - 3:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368392086552195072/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/16/tweet-368392086552195072/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

MAILING LIST HYPE CYCLE

List Trigger
Peak of Inflated Membership
Trough of Arguing About How “pedant” is Pronounced
#3, forever

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 15, 2013 - 6:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/15/tweet-368076464966467584/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/15/tweet-368076464966467584/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

The only option for truly secure communication is to fall back to subtweeting on weird twitter

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 15, 2013 - 12:04 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/14/tweet-367798919436066817/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/14/tweet-367798919436066817/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @tef: rawr http://t.co/ojyDndzZdq

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 13, 2013 - 6:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/13/tweet-367345385775185921/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/13/tweet-367345385775185921/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @SixWordSale: For sale: My Swim Baby Sun Hat - Medium - Aqua Petal, never worn.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 13, 2013 - 4:41 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/12/tweet-367143751304478721/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/12/tweet-367143751304478721/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“But that’s irrelephant.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 13, 2013 - 3:52 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/12/tweet-367131511549460480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/12/tweet-367131511549460480/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @chort0: Some people’s twitter accounts appear for all the world to be parodies of themselves. It would be entertaining if they weren’t …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 12, 2013 - 4:32 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/11/tweet-366779171852132352/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/11/tweet-366779171852132352/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @kidkoala: I think these sketchy lookin’ dudes in the car behind us are about to rob us.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 10, 2013 - 1:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/09/tweet-366004867132702720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/09/tweet-366004867132702720/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@alexeirrm It’s “I Smash SF” (@ismashsf ). One of the creators brought a set for us to play test. I had to be the Steve (pubh) monster.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 09, 2013 - 7:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/09/tweet-365912939489804289/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/09/tweet-365912939489804289/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Praise be unto him. http://t.co/OC0gtnPaSN

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 09, 2013 - 6:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/09/tweet-365897869640736768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/09/tweet-365897869640736768/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Every time a developer names something using the ‘Yet Another x’ trope, yet another ‘every time x does x, x’ joke pops into existence.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 07, 2013 - 10:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365240060729237504/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365240060729237504/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

The file type is not yet supported. At this time, https://t.co/UHcKVrgyXL supports Windows 32-bit PE files (executables).

- YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.t.co

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 07, 2013 - 9:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365219766991994882/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365219766991994882/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @TheLiB: Hill Mapper San Francisco - map of various hill steepness. Totally useful for pedestrians or people who hate hills. http://t.co…

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 07, 2013 - 8:34 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365209388971069441/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365209388971069441/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @rattle1337: Every time I hear the phrase “Internet of Things” I puke up a little in my mouth.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 07, 2013 - 6:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365185570680471552/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365185570680471552/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@vogon quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 07, 2013 - 4:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365144495664283649/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365144495664283649/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Oh hum, I’ll just wget http://t.co/pN1OvRUs5C, it says I’ll get a tarball right in the anchor.

Ack! html?! The GPL!

http://t.co/zZJGvznf0L

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 07, 2013 - 3:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365135883420188672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365135883420188672/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

My blog is CC-A-NC-SA, but my tweets are all GPL3.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 07, 2013 - 3:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365134374108266496/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/07/tweet-365134374108266496/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld this is my confusion, dude.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 06, 2013 - 3:07 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/05/tweet-364583438419890176/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/05/tweet-364583438419890176/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“<— Previous” and “Next —>” links in the footers of blogs that top post, i.e., put newest posts on top, e.g., every blog ever: what?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 06, 2013 - 2:59 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/05/tweet-364581501007962113/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/05/tweet-364581501007962113/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Whoa, bengas.jpg just walked past us.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 03, 2013 - 10:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/03/tweet-363795726515445761/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/03/tweet-363795726515445761/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Hi! Welcome to Extraordinary Sandwiches! My name is FUH-Q, how can I help you today? http://t.co/pyjKoNJhOd

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 02, 2013 - 7:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/02/tweet-363375291969716224/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/02/tweet-363375291969716224/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @CrucialCarl: Looking to hire entry level #NSM & senior level #DFIR talent for our Monitoring, Response and Forensics team in Baltimore.…

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon August 01, 2013 - 5:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/08/01/tweet-362985641094557696/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/08/01/tweet-362985641094557696/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“A&A Roofing.”
“Rolling what?”
“Trolling? Nah, ROOFING. You gotta roof?”
“What?”
“Tarps? Yeah, we got tarps.”

https://t.co/WKH9anrR0G

The TarpThis is "The Tarp" by gravely on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.Vimeo

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 30, 2013 - 4:10 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/29/tweet-362062686038659072/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/29/tweet-362062686038659072/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Http://t.co/rYbbisk5Go

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 29, 2013 - 4:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/29/tweet-361880656478879744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/29/tweet-361880656478879744/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

These HACKERS are making me THIRSTY!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 29, 2013 - 3:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/29/tweet-361866069700386819/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/29/tweet-361866069700386819/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @reyjrar: Well, this finally happened: http://t.co/76xV2LM7IA
#ossec #Security Kinda surreal that someone would publish something I wrot…

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 27, 2013 - 3:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/27/tweet-361152263332438016/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/27/tweet-361152263332438016/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Http://t.co/rxrf8DX0xM

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 27, 2013 - 3:38 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/26/tweet-360967499526840321/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/26/tweet-360967499526840321/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld iTunes U.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 27, 2013 - 2:19 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/26/tweet-360947485864239104/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/26/tweet-360947485864239104/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@alexeirrm @grahamvsworld a must find: http://t.co/OL6SMAuJgc

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 25, 2013 - 5:28 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/24/tweet-360270289784934401/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/24/tweet-360270289784934401/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Just backseat drove @grahamvsworld’s robot around SIGRAPH for 10 min.

“Slow down! D’you even know where you’re going!? You’re unescorted!”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 24, 2013 - 12:17 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/23/tweet-359829770273427456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/23/tweet-359829770273427456/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 22, 2013 - 2:57 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/21/tweet-359145056357195776/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/21/tweet-359145056357195776/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@vogon @grahamvsworld Google AdRunner, 2019: “A new life awaits you in the Off-World cloud. The chance to begin again in a golden land of…”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 17, 2013 - 11:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/17/tweet-357638710004686848/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/17/tweet-357638710004686848/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Http://t.co/Ckd78ITHgP

I’m Reskinnin’ This A.S.A.P. 😄

(Even though it gets a chuckle outta me every time, thanks @moloch_fpc)

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 15, 2013 - 5:51 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/15/tweet-356833452538077185/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/15/tweet-356833452538077185/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @electricfork: The only ICS network truly air gapped is in the North Pole. Those elves learned from the Furby leak of 1997. Just kidding…

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 15, 2013 - 2:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/15/tweet-356777776256270336/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/15/tweet-356777776256270336/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Brewing a 5 gal batch of @southpawbbqsf smoked peach saison. Recipe by Phil of @headlandsbrew (and mangled by me).

https://t.co/Ahre2Rm01Z

Evernotet.co

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 14, 2013 - 6:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/14/tweet-356474062916169728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/14/tweet-356474062916169728/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

A pair burgled two units in my building, got away with it. One returned that night to rob again, carrying stuff stollen earlier, was caught.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 13, 2013 - 5:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/13/tweet-356098088894599168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/13/tweet-356098088894599168/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@Centurion haha, excellent. I’d just ok’d two people at once and went for the quad-k plus one for good measure. Language from @nmap --help.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 09, 2013 - 7:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/09/tweet-354680179722944513/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/09/tweet-354680179722944513/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

-k: Increase OK level (use -kk or more for greater effect, use -kkk for greatest effect, use -kkkk for ironic effect)

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 09, 2013 - 6:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/09/tweet-354670723396157440/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/09/tweet-354670723396157440/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: We’re hiring for an Application Security Engineer - Feel free to shoot me Qs http://t.co/bKI0LD2mAb #infosecjobs

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 08, 2013 - 10:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/08/tweet-354361351726047232/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/08/tweet-354361351726047232/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/i10ubeibwS is some kind of pinnacle of post human society and i need to take the day and reflect upon it

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 07, 2013 - 8:50 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/07/tweet-353979247867600896/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/07/tweet-353979247867600896/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@alexeirrm @grahamvsworld oh, yikes. To miss-paraphrase Garett Oliver: pair that with something so spicy you need it.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 06, 2013 - 8:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/06/tweet-353608944641519616/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/06/tweet-353608944641519616/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @alexeirrm they should call it “an astronaut, the American radler shandy”. Deschutes makes a great one.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 05, 2013 - 3:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/05/tweet-353180064378134528/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/05/tweet-353180064378134528/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @doeg @mckt_ @vogon Martinis and tapenade are great, but olives on pizza is pizzacrime. Pizzacrime in the first degree.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 04, 2013 - 3:45 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/03/tweet-352634329245024256/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/03/tweet-352634329245024256/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The Great No-Session Antipattern of 2008-

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Username: _______
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(login)

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 03, 2013 - 3:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/03/tweet-352446067591217153/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/03/tweet-352446067591217153/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The only winning move is to not play.

http://t.co/HZ9gBadDP6

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 02, 2013 - 4:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/02/tweet-352104442574802945/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/02/tweet-352104442574802945/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@Centurion @duosec agreed, I keep all my OTP 2fa stuff in it. Duo: not just for duo.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 02, 2013 - 2:25 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/01/tweet-351889454287433730/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/01/tweet-351889454287433730/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @GoldbergLawDC: I had a client who was a kleptomaniac. She never understood puns because she took everything literally.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon July 01, 2013 - 5:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/07/01/tweet-351749715479638017/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/07/01/tweet-351749715479638017/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @kidkoala: This is TODAY and it’s free! DELTRON 3030 + 20 piece orchestra!

http://t.co/TIDC2VfN0S

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 30, 2013 - 5:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/30/tweet-351392104334893056/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/30/tweet-351392104334893056/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

CEASE PONY TREATY OF 2013

The undersigned hackers agree to not set the desktop wallpaper* of unlocked workstations to a picture of a pony.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 28, 2013 - 4:34 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/28/tweet-350653333998014465/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/28/tweet-350653333998014465/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@chort0 http://t.co/AgpBeufiGZ

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 27, 2013 - 4:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/27/tweet-350288203762237441/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/27/tweet-350288203762237441/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper no don’t!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 27, 2013 - 1:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/27/tweet-350252020483108865/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/27/tweet-350252020483108865/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Pretty sure I could restore from keyboard faster. Is that how time capsules work? Little geniuses inside? http://t.co/2zYo63mJrk

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 27, 2013 - 4:25 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-350107659497771010/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-350107659497771010/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @GreatDismal: Yelping With Cormac
http://t.co/wGlkMohE2f

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 27, 2013 - 3:54 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-350099700789161986/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-350099700789161986/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Free beer name for a SMaSH beer dedicated to anyone that has ever taken anything apart and put it back together again: “No Extra Parts.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 27, 2013 - 3:01 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-350086528371920898/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-350086528371920898/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The Linuxandia equivalent of “put a bird on it” is “put a clock on it.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 26, 2013 - 4:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-349934123432943617/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-349934123432943617/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Oh man, the SF Gay Men’s Chorus concert tonight is gonna be pretty cool but my tickets are for the Friday show!

http://t.co/oCVwyu9Hes

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 26, 2013 - 4:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-349921885594718208/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/26/tweet-349921885594718208/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

I’m brewing a barley wine today. The plan is to actually (ugh) bottle it this time so’s I can age it properly.

https://t.co/QNVh5zgfkn

Evernotet.co

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 23, 2013 - 12:37 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/22/tweet-348600574578679809/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/22/tweet-348600574578679809/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

FUJITSU MHZ2320BH G1

“Macintosh HD”

20092013

R.I.P

🌹 Our Cherished Drive 🌹

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 22, 2013 - 8:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/22/tweet-348543111477202944/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/22/tweet-348543111477202944/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @richtener: Today is my last day at Zynga. It’s been a crazy 4 years. Zynga Security rocks!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 21, 2013 - 11:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/21/tweet-348217746846269440/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/21/tweet-348217746846269440/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Do you speak French?No. Wait, what?Do you want to get lunch?Oh. Yes. http://t.co/2jZgktF9sv

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 21, 2013 - 6:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/21/tweet-348138406582308864/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/21/tweet-348138406582308864/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine I’m the one in the middle.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 20, 2013 - 6:26 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/20/tweet-347782400182468609/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/20/tweet-347782400182468609/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @datalossdb: Yolo Federal Credit Union replaces customer cards after data breach http://t.co/YUVzYohHk1

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 19, 2013 - 2:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/19/tweet-347361122279620608/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/19/tweet-347361122279620608/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@wardspan likewise, and thanks!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 19, 2013 - 2:22 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/18/tweet-347177555310305280/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/18/tweet-347177555310305280/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

GONE LURKING

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 16, 2013 - 1:44 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/15/tweet-346080911789539328/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/15/tweet-346080911789539328/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @LegitBS_CTF: Multimedia for @defcon CTF qualifiers - Music/Vids by hoju: rtsp://stream.legitbs.net:1935/live/quals

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 15, 2013 - 12:48 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/14/tweet-345704224186839041/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/14/tweet-345704224186839041/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

In 2010 I brewed a Honey Pale Ale for @wardspan for @Zynga SecOps. I saved one for a special occasion.

http://t.co/mPvfz9ZjoQ

Yum.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 14, 2013 - 9:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/14/tweet-345649352708063232/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/14/tweet-345649352708063232/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @tqbf: “Here’s how it works (this is my professional opinion as a web developer” rkjhgjkfhbgkjbdfndfgnjkfd

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 14, 2013 - 4:19 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/13/tweet-345395163398541312/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/13/tweet-345395163398541312/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@rattle1337 congrats Nick, congrats bit9, congrats bit9 customers: https://t.co/bcc93aSogk

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 13, 2013 - 4:16 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/12/tweet-345031855852105728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/12/tweet-345031855852105728/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @doeg @vogon no “kids these days” piece deserves this much attention.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 11, 2013 - 8:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/11/tweet-344551839389343744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/11/tweet-344551839389343744/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Culturally foreign, aesthetically unappealing, and technically unsuccessful are in fact separate things.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 11, 2013 - 5:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/11/tweet-344506353324273665/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/11/tweet-344506353324273665/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

NSA slide deck: .gov’s cant instead of MBA’s or MFA’s.

Boeing’s Columbia Shuttle debris impact deck: actually bad.

http://t.co/9Uq5gGejER

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 11, 2013 - 5:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/11/tweet-344505484943953921/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/11/tweet-344505484943953921/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Children and the elderly in SF’s Design District are advised to stay inside today as sewer gas levels exceed EPA “Fresh Country Air” levels.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 10, 2013 - 4:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/10/tweet-344128730756689920/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/10/tweet-344128730756689920/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld omg that top down car view took me back.

https://t.co/7vDbn7BAsU

Ghostbusters for the Apple IICame also out for:Amstrad CPCAtari 2600Atari 8-bitCommodore 64MSXNESPC BooterSEGA Master SystemZX Spectrum Game description:Based on the movie of the same na...YouTube

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 10, 2013 - 3:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/10/tweet-344118288588083200/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/10/tweet-344118288588083200/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

IOS 7 is going to have a k10k theme. @kottke’s excellent Silkscreen pixel font at its best: on a retina display.

http://t.co/PPARB24lRn

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 10, 2013 - 2:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/10/tweet-344101394543935490/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/10/tweet-344101394543935490/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle @grahamvsworld lololol.

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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 10, 2013 - 3:40 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/09/tweet-343935597498474496/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/09/tweet-343935597498474496/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle @grahamvsworld haha, not what I meant at all, would be adorable counter-bias.

Arguing on the internet is brutal.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 10, 2013 - 3:27 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/09/tweet-343932350545154048/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/09/tweet-343932350545154048/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle @grahamvsworld “…and not a very accomplished, experienced one.” ironic given the circumstances. Ivy: the author’s credentials.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 10, 2013 - 2:59 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/09/tweet-343925313237024768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/09/tweet-343925313237024768/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ibogost: Guess what. The NSA knows which cows you clicked, and when you clicked them.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 09, 2013 - 10:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/09/tweet-343855991462445057/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/09/tweet-343855991462445057/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Hey, you have a sec? http://t.co/kZfLvu1aoR

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 08, 2013 - 11:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/08/tweet-343503243277647872/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/08/tweet-343503243277647872/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Sous vide meme. http://t.co/lkbXrUOhts

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 08, 2013 - 6:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/08/tweet-343434279642099712/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/08/tweet-343434279642099712/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The history of broad music level meter deployment in a nutshell:

VU Meters
LEDs
Graphic Spectrum Analyzers
Geiss

poof

Nothing.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 07, 2013 - 5:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/07/tweet-343057787393282048/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/07/tweet-343057787393282048/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ninjamixdump: Peter Serafinowicz| Solid Steel Radio Show 7/6/2013 Part 3 + 4 - Goodness for your eardrums! http://t.co/fqLDAYJx5x

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 07, 2013 - 4:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/07/tweet-343037030164467712/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/07/tweet-343037030164467712/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

S/cargo/gartner/g

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 07, 2013 - 12:59 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342808001561894912/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342808001561894912/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I’ve carefully trained myself to not be a speakerphone mute-button jerk.

When I actually need it, 50/50 I’ll hit the other red button.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 06, 2013 - 11:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342787173327704065/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342787173327704065/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @tmbg: TMBGs free ringtone: “Call Connected Thru The NSA” http://t.co/p7wqvuzpTn

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 06, 2013 - 7:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342722834394660865/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342722834394660865/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Renowned executive assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Michael Mason staggered through the…

http://t.co/CfqdnyzvTT

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 06, 2013 - 3:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342672182184398848/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342672182184398848/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld livin’ in the future.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 06, 2013 - 3:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342666637641666561/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/06/tweet-342666637641666561/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@Northern_Brewer’s new QC stickers rule! http://t.co/OTSGxhkzq6

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 04, 2013 - 6:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/04/tweet-341978308969369600/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/04/tweet-341978308969369600/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin good luck, it’s air gapped now. http://t.co/57N8KmtK2d

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 02, 2013 - 2:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-341015262365114368/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-341015262365114368/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@bbaskin hop addition times. 😃

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 02, 2013 - 1:06 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340997746800599040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340997746800599040/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Hops died so that we may imbibe. 1 Imperial India Pale Ale 60:30:15:5:5:5 http://t.co/zm2RhTpCg7

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 02, 2013 - 12:47 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340992972965425152/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340992972965425152/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@reyjrar irlol

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 01, 2013 - 7:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340907515879510016/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340907515879510016/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@reyjrar text style tomfoolery decision paralysis is a serious condition.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 01, 2013 - 7:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340906906677813250/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340906906677813250/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“To read in Dolores Park or stay home and brew an Imperial India Pale Ale?” —William Shakespeare

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 01, 2013 - 6:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340904188454264832/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/06/01/tweet-340904188454264832/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ where is that confounded bridge?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon June 01, 2013 - 2:48 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/31/tweet-340661073113919491/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/31/tweet-340661073113919491/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

OH “You only YOLO once.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 31, 2013 - 7:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/31/tweet-340557647008894977/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/31/tweet-340557647008894977/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“Cyber Clerks”

http://t.co/2kSpqAv1r7

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 31, 2013 - 4:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/31/tweet-340507844958892032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/31/tweet-340507844958892032/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @evgenymorozov: Who will make a good Secretary of Disruption in the Obama administration?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 31, 2013 - 2:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/31/tweet-340469701924753409/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/31/tweet-340469701924753409/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@doeg RIP, RIP.

smh Damien Marley. smdh.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 30, 2013 - 11:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/30/tweet-340247698018017281/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/30/tweet-340247698018017281/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @scarybeasts: When lives are on the line, an accelerated response is IMHO a reasonable ask: http://t.co/hiihS7hBvT

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 29, 2013 - 10:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/29/tweet-339878704949895168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/29/tweet-339878704949895168/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

OH “My userland is a temple.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 29, 2013 - 6:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/29/tweet-339810972917178370/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/29/tweet-339810972917178370/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld “OK if you’re REALY a Nigerian Prince, please kindly video yourself holding this sign. My bank account routing number is be—

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 29, 2013 - 2:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/29/tweet-339749466095624192/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/29/tweet-339749466095624192/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@richtener ATDTW

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 29, 2013 - 5:42 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/28/tweet-339617743718457344/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/28/tweet-339617743718457344/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@doeg @grahamvsworld @vogon as a weekly EBS diner, you’ve got me worried I’ll have to MUNI to EF instead of walking half a block.

Damnit.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 29, 2013 - 3:58 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/28/tweet-339591636059303936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/28/tweet-339591636059303936/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Also dudes and dudettes: kairos is a helluva a drug.

Helluva a drug.

Helluva.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 29, 2013 - 3:13 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/28/tweet-339580310620606464/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/28/tweet-339580310620606464/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Welp, my cat, The Boy, and I, just found that he likes to eat raw peas out of the pod.

Gonna be green puke everywhere in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 29, 2013 - 2:56 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/28/tweet-339575970392584192/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/28/tweet-339575970392584192/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“An salaried adult’s modal dialog about data loss.”, shit on Android, artist unknown. 2010. http://t.co/LrgZD6L1NT

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 27, 2013 - 1:05 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/26/tweet-338823216795619328/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/26/tweet-338823216795619328/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

H2O: SUPER SESSIONABLE! http://t.co/ZX0jGt7XpM

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 25, 2013 - 9:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/25/tweet-338410393443647488/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/25/tweet-338410393443647488/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Drake’s First Annual NorCal Session Beer Festival in San Leandro is legit.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 25, 2013 - 8:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/25/tweet-338390233307566080/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/25/tweet-338390233307566080/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@doeg http://t.co/73TP82mS68 in Potrero Hill is nice. There is no sushi in the mission. If you insist: Blowfish, sit at the bar.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 25, 2013 - 4:42 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/24/tweet-338152962822127616/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/24/tweet-338152962822127616/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

★★★★★
United States of Audio’s celebration of De La Soul’s ‘3 Feet High and Rising’.

Find out what it all means: http://t.co/o3zAzmrmSH

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 24, 2013 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/24/tweet-337988247525404672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/24/tweet-337988247525404672/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @Remiel: My review of Star Trek Into Darkness (subtitle: Yes We Really Called It That): http://t.co/MPv2drPrss

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 23, 2013 - 8:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/23/tweet-337660474130825216/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/23/tweet-337660474130825216/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @DCoffeen: Few things are as banal as contentious argument.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 23, 2013 - 7:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/23/tweet-337644488065433602/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/23/tweet-337644488065433602/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Http://t.co/f58Nt2Ff1P²

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 23, 2013 - 12:39 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/22/tweet-337367176325500928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/22/tweet-337367176325500928/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Cognitive dissonance: “I just left you a voicemail” opener and “This e-mail is intended for the… individual…to whom it is addressed” footer.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 22, 2013 - 5:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/22/tweet-337258307385434113/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/22/tweet-337258307385434113/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ just the new stuff?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 22, 2013 - 4:45 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/21/tweet-337066563918241792/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/21/tweet-337066563918241792/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Vulnerability Management

Document how to butter one side of a piece of bread and strap it a computer.
Deliver document to ops team.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 21, 2013 - 5:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/21/tweet-336903499675746305/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/21/tweet-336903499675746305/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Brew remove fishfish; brew install fish;

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 21, 2013 - 4:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/21/tweet-336875674855944194/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/21/tweet-336875674855944194/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

2046 CE

ECU AEROTRIM, HUMAN OCCUPANT

INT. REALTOR’s VIRTUAL OFFICE
An estate agent sub-vocally navigates a gallery of 320x200vpx images.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 21, 2013 - 5:06 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/20/tweet-336709652278558720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/20/tweet-336709652278558720/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Neo-Anti-Skeumorphicism”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 21, 2013 - 2:36 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/20/tweet-336671785040875525/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/20/tweet-336671785040875525/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“The Uncanny Valley of Buttons”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 21, 2013 - 2:36 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/20/tweet-336671690828427264/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/20/tweet-336671690828427264/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Excuse me.

Yes, I would like to register my indignation with minimalist, flat UI design in the national registry.

Yes, I’ll wait.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 21, 2013 - 2:22 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/20/tweet-336668306457128962/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/20/tweet-336668306457128962/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The everloving wife threw last weekend’s perfectly fine leftover brats out. Never again! http://t.co/WDHWMdNaMH

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 18, 2013 - 8:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/18/tweet-335854394073554946/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/18/tweet-335854394073554946/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

It is pataphysically awesome that literally THE first blurb was meta snark: http://t.co/qgV99QqMTA

R.I.P. Gelette Burgess.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 18, 2013 - 3:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/18/tweet-335785944710017024/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/18/tweet-335785944710017024/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“Spaulding! Get your foot off the boat!”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 17, 2013 - 11:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/17/tweet-335534867402067968/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/17/tweet-335534867402067968/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @aplura: Slides posted (http://t.co/aHdeoxL6Fk) from our talk at SplunkLiveDC yesterday on security analytics.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 17, 2013 - 3:19 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/17/tweet-335414319846146049/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/17/tweet-335414319846146049/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The Mini Enamel Animal! http://t.co/1Q4lNWR7L9

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 16, 2013 - 5:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/16/tweet-335088480923295745/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/16/tweet-335088480923295745/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

EMERGENCY ACCREDITATION, CERTIFICATION, GUILD, UNION, BACHELOR’S, MASTER’S, G.E.D, HOW-TO-GET-STARTED, & HOW-TO-DO-WHAT-I-DID CHAT EXIT.

🚪

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 16, 2013 - 4:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/16/tweet-335066329658834946/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/16/tweet-335066329658834946/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@Ourstartup @Stav22 @zynga glad y’all had fun, you’re welcome back any time. Enjoy you’re week in San Francisco!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 15, 2013 - 2:06 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/14/tweet-334489927377121281/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/14/tweet-334489927377121281/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld I got a .22 cricket for my birthday when I turned 8 or 9, I don’t remember.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 15, 2013 - 12:56 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/14/tweet-334472247798546436/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/14/tweet-334472247798546436/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Kid in the back of an empty bus beat boxing, clapping, and stomping his feet.

MUNI Driver: “Young man! You are not at home!”

Silence.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 14, 2013 - 7:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/14/tweet-334397290536128513/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/14/tweet-334397290536128513/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @mcsweeneys: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Hall and Oates: http://t.co/qZSwqqB5pv

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 14, 2013 - 3:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/14/tweet-334329936527634432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/14/tweet-334329936527634432/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @dril: to everyone talking shit about my fine motor skills: *gives the Finger, checks to see if correct finger is extended, it isn’t, tr…

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 12, 2013 - 11:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/12/tweet-333727296475250688/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/12/tweet-333727296475250688/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

In a World,

Where Elbow Grease Is Not Enough.

One Man, One Oven:

CLEAN CYCLE

Will San Francisco Burn?

…In Theaters

[oven timer: 02:23]

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 12, 2013 - 5:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/12/tweet-333638440161800193/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/12/tweet-333638440161800193/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

David Bowie disapproves of this bendy-straw. http://t.co/Xr6BrYfK9u

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 10, 2013 - 7:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/10/tweet-332946353095335939/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/10/tweet-332946353095335939/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Every time I wear this shirt, the intro to the mix happens to me.

http://t.co/pHaIle3P8w

https://t.co/3GfveA3cZV

King Megatrip - Cocaine Barbecue (promo video)the promo video for the next "roofers vs. records" dj mix from King Megatrip... thanks to my friends for helping me put this together... oh, and it's probabl...YouTube

http://t.co/iOFWdSGGI4

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 10, 2013 - 7:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/10/tweet-332934479721140225/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/10/tweet-332934479721140225/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

𝄞 ♩ ♩ ♩♩ ♩ ♩ ♫ 𝄇
“Owner of a Lonely Ticket“

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 09, 2013 - 6:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/09/tweet-332560338052603905/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/09/tweet-332560338052603905/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Neat password meter paper. The fallacy of account importance is underplayed.

http://t.co/Il335wpnLL

FD: Me, now: http://t.co/yjMYRmRmZU

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 09, 2013 - 6:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/09/tweet-332555837677641728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/09/tweet-332555837677641728/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @tef: fartscroll.js http://t.co/tmyoVW2OTD

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 09, 2013 - 3:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/09/tweet-332521932211765248/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/09/tweet-332521932211765248/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Jorge Luis Borges quoted on page 2 of the NSA’s Unclassified ÜÑTÅÑG£ÌÑG THË ẆË𝞫? OK, you have my attention pal.

http://t.co/a8WUXcvT2v

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 09, 2013 - 3:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/09/tweet-332520969509933058/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/09/tweet-332520969509933058/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @Horse_ebooks: Grant

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 07, 2013 - 3:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/07/tweet-331794998221737988/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/07/tweet-331794998221737988/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Fiber to the curb soon, and a new thing for folks in the Mission to use as a toilet. Thanks AT&T! http://t.co/fOOpyeZr8j

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 07, 2013 - 2:18 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/06/tweet-331593740881887233/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/06/tweet-331593740881887233/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

In businessman’s cant, “as well as” is just “and, uh, ” wearing a three piece suit and a monocle.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 06, 2013 - 9:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/06/tweet-331516510914887680/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/06/tweet-331516510914887680/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Is “never click” bad advice or the worst advice someone could give? I can’t decide.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 05, 2013 - 5:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/05/tweet-331106002088910848/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/05/tweet-331106002088910848/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @cognitarian: On Taxonomy of Atheists - http://t.co/k1q0kl96OC

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 04, 2013 - 3:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/04/tweet-330711632575598594/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/04/tweet-330711632575598594/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Jeans of Theseus™

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 04, 2013 - 3:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/04/tweet-330708738023489538/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/04/tweet-330708738023489538/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/xnqNrPpLRX releases soon. The internal beta has been a blast. Really looking forward to it coming out.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 03, 2013 - 7:34 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/03/tweet-330405113506172928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/03/tweet-330405113506172928/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I woulda got a 4-F in the cat ownership draft cause I’ve got soft feet and’m prone to whisker and fur splinters, but I lied to the doc.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 03, 2013 - 4:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/03/tweet-330365671227678720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/03/tweet-330365671227678720/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

It’s so precious when sites and apps bind ‘j’ down and ‘k’ up but not ‘h’ left and ‘l’ right or ‘G’ to the end and ‘gg’ to the beginning an—

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 03, 2013 - 3:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/03/tweet-330343211925123073/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/03/tweet-330343211925123073/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

You can take Jimmy outta the circus unicycle troupe but you can’t take the circus outta Jimmy. http://t.co/ahBNO9Vavx

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 02, 2013 - 7:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/02/tweet-330040876145467393/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/02/tweet-330040876145467393/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I’ve got Free Incident Codenames for you.

For you!

Free Codenames!

DM me your incident!

I’ll DM you a name!

They’re Free Codenames™ 😉

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon May 02, 2013 - 7:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/05/02/tweet-330034319638798336/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/05/02/tweet-330034319638798336/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @alexhutton Figure 1. Acute Mountain Sickness plot of climbers (y) by altitude (x) and temperature (z).

Or, A barf plot.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 30, 2013 - 11:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/30/tweet-329372754174431232/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/30/tweet-329372754174431232/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“A successful entrepreneur attributes luck to having a ‘NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO WRITE DNE WHITEBOARDS’ rule.” --fake

Prolly a thing tho.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 30, 2013 - 7:50 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/30/tweet-329321977934405632/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/30/tweet-329321977934405632/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

One weird tip to avoid tips from pros that the pros don’t want you to know about: https://t.co/uWAtWz8EaA

Hat tip: @stevenf

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 28, 2013 - 5:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/28/tweet-328562392537628673/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/28/tweet-328562392537628673/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld Nice! An opportunistic external threat actor taking social actions against multiple firms in a watering hole blog post.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 27, 2013 - 6:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/27/tweet-328210736163725312/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/27/tweet-328210736163725312/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I never like hearing about data breaches at other companies. I’m sympathetic for the victims, and for the teams responding to the incidents.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 26, 2013 - 10:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/26/tweet-327907303787483138/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/26/tweet-327907303787483138/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @ibogost: Good news! My privacy and security are important to them.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 26, 2013 - 5:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/26/tweet-327843483161337856/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/26/tweet-327843483161337856/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Whenever I join a new mailing list I like to do my best impression of the Maxell “Blown Away Guy” while I top post on it as hard as I can.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 26, 2013 - 12:44 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/25/tweet-327583805382721537/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/25/tweet-327583805382721537/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@DarthNull @VZDBIR @SecuritySift ‘grats folks! Looking forward to your write-ups.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 25, 2013 - 5:11 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327288823404969984/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327288823404969984/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The mobile phone ringing in Rock the Casbah, 01:52-02:15, is proof that time travel was invented in the ‘90s and used by a Clash fan.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 25, 2013 - 1:12 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327228602582175744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327228602582175744/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@dijkstracula Damn, you sperged me.

Fmin maybe? I can’t get this thing to work right: http://t.co/MyPwRCZTOK

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 8:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327163536230977537/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327163536230977537/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Sad Trombone” http://t.co/efZnkPZdnd

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 7:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327145947752718336/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327145947752718336/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@alexcpsec @wadebaker Heh. I was whistling it my entire bike ride to work this morning.

#DBIRPuzzle

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 6:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327124317999624196/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327124317999624196/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

When you say “I want a blog” I hear “I want to expose single factor authentication to a LAMP stack and never patch any of it.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 6:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327123456133042178/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327123456133042178/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Sorry,

“Five pivots in and we’re stuck again.”
“Beauty, eh?”
“Hoser! Take off!”

#DBIRpuzzle #CharmSec

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 4:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327090824221454336/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327090824221454336/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Five pivots in and we’re stuck again.

#DBIRpuzzle #CharmSec

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 4:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327089959746027520/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327089959746027520/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@MrMeritology @christopherkunz @darthmdh Yep. Looks like standard photoshop tightening to me. #DBIRpuzzle

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 2:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327073436423827459/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327073436423827459/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@christopherkunz heh, only 88 views behind everyone else working it.

Hat tip to @CrucialCarl

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 2:43 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327070307812794368/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327070307812794368/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

The only limit is yourself.

Anything is possible.

The infinite is possible.

The unattainable is unknown.

#DBIRpuzzle

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 2:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327067515081613314/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327067515081613314/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@christopherkunz @MrMeritology http://t.co/MdyHOQ9ME8 =]

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 2:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327062945265774593/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327062945265774593/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @MrMeritology: #dbirpuzzle Corrected chess board. Black Q was out of position by one rank. http://t.co/8XIT7SdN6r

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 2:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327059686098599936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327059686098599936/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@DarthNull @abaranov @RootInflux @jayjacobs could be, could be.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 1:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327049352717688833/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/24/tweet-327049352717688833/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Before I git pull what @jayjacobs pushed to https://t.co/JmBQKNqm1X last night:

GitHub - vz-risk/veris: Vocabulary for Event Recording and Incident Sharing (VERIS)Vocabulary for Event Recording and Incident Sharing (VERIS) - vz-risk/verisGitHub

http://t.co/Ste2q1UZ3l

#DBIRpuzzle ♙

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 5:34 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/23/tweet-326932190342574080/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/23/tweet-326932190342574080/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@abaranov @RootInflux @DarthNull before I git pull what @jayjacobs pushed to https://t.co/JmBQKNqm1X last night: http://t.co/Ste2q1UZ3l ♙

GitHub - vz-risk/veris: Vocabulary for Event Recording and Incident Sharing (VERIS)Vocabulary for Event Recording and Incident Sharing (VERIS) - vz-risk/verisGitHub

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 24, 2013 - 5:26 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/23/tweet-326930240905564160/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/23/tweet-326930240905564160/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine it’s only Monday!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 23, 2013 - 3:02 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/22/tweet-326531561333858305/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/22/tweet-326531561333858305/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @bbaskin: This is… Ghetto Forensics. http://t.co/1sKGabacfM

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 23, 2013 - 2:09 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/22/tweet-326518186088464385/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/22/tweet-326518186088464385/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @Horse_ebooks: looking and speaking confidently in the shortest time

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 20, 2013 - 7:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/20/tweet-325685604027351040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/20/tweet-325685604027351040/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“@GrahamBlog: The last thing we may want to do is read Boston suspect Miranda Rights telling him to “remain silent.””

Shameful.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 19, 2013 - 10:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/19/tweet-325372368841240576/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/19/tweet-325372368841240576/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Whoever tagged my IRC handle on the side in this panel truck forgot the “L”. http://t.co/997gmmJVin

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 16, 2013 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/16/tweet-324186917790941184/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/16/tweet-324186917790941184/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Hutton!” —Jerry Seinfeld, fist clenched, teeth bared.

OK. Me instead of Jerry, but the same everything else.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 16, 2013 - 3:02 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/15/tweet-323994840004165632/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/15/tweet-323994840004165632/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

C:> TYPE ENGINEER.BAS
10 CLS
20 PRINT “Well, actually.”
30 PRINT “I’m just saying.”
40 PRINT “Yeah, but.”
50 PRINT “Oh. I see.”
60 GOTO 10

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 15, 2013 - 3:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/15/tweet-323823041299755009/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/15/tweet-323823041299755009/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@gnachman might be rad if iTerm.app had @sublimehq style visual file navigation for the entire scrollback.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 12, 2013 - 11:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322861476278857728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322861476278857728/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld @maradine it’s always September.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 12, 2013 - 9:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322821552515198977/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322821552515198977/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

THE POWER OF NAMING, OR THE CONSTRUCTION OF ORGANIZATIONAL IDENTITIES IN EXECUTIVE BUSINESSMAN’S CANT: YOU CAN ADD “SERVICES” TO ANYTHING.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 12, 2013 - 8:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322807058753806338/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322807058753806338/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@vogon [15 Listicles Your Local 10 o’Clock News Would Be Ashamed To Use In Bumpers Hoping You’ll Watch The Entire Show]

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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 12, 2013 - 6:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322774269601931266/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322774269601931266/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

In irc://irc.freenode.net/#charmsec, I can “proclick” my own links if I want to. Cool!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 12, 2013 - 5:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322756265728176128/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/12/tweet-322756265728176128/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 08, 2013 - 2:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/08/tweet-321268104439160833/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/08/tweet-321268104439160833/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 07, 2013 - 6:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/07/tweet-320959895002296321/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/07/tweet-320959895002296321/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine home improvement: death by a thousand cuts.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 07, 2013 - 1:27 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/06/tweet-320709451701157888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/06/tweet-320709451701157888/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

No filter required. This IIPA is clear enough out of secondary to read through. http://t.co/GPg3Mj4SrH

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 06, 2013 - 10:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/06/tweet-320666963145801729/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/06/tweet-320666963145801729/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 05, 2013 - 5:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320231268711268352/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320231268711268352/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

If y’re not shamed every time y’ask y’re unix team about something “tricky” y’got a bad unix team.

Also: man pages say the darndest things.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 05, 2013 - 5:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320228595593265153/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320228595593265153/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @patio11: 10 minute preventative inoculation: Put a page on your website titled “Security” with an email, a promise to write back, an …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 05, 2013 - 5:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320219288332025857/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/05/tweet-320219288332025857/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Willy Wonka: “Oh, something engineered five years ago by people trained ten years ago ignored advice published eight years ago?”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 04, 2013 - 7:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/04/tweet-319896908086784001/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/04/tweet-319896908086784001/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @rudeasHECK: Presumably if you read both these books you have the sum of all human knowledge http://t.co/fLkUAFRV3Z

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 04, 2013 - 3:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/04/tweet-319828410190950401/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/04/tweet-319828410190950401/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

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”You hear so-and-so quit?”

B:
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B:
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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 04, 2013 - 2:04 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319631607596212224/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319631607596212224/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I march straight into that RapiScan nudie-booth. It’s the shoes-and-laptops-and-belts hassle I hate.

idgaf ‘bout TSA X-Ray Specs.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 03, 2013 - 10:49 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582436486963200/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582436486963200/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Since everyone always volunteers their opinion about them literally every time they fly, on the internet (“online”, lol), to all of us:

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 03, 2013 - 10:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582310297112576/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/03/tweet-319582310297112576/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@Centurion woulda been funnier if you’d used ‘its’ instead of ‘it’s’.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 02, 2013 - 3:54 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318934357412823042/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318934357412823042/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @nostrich: Wow, you’re a humorless asshole that hates April Fools Day too? Do you have an OkCupid account?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 01, 2013 - 5:33 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318778266288787456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318778266288787456/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @AustinCarr: Zynga employee traumatized by Mark Pincus prank: “We all said, ‘That’s enough–we don’t want the clowns!’” http://t.co/X …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 01, 2013 - 5:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318777182098976768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318777182098976768/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“But there are people who just can’t believe they can bring their dogs in, and there are others that feel put upon."

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 01, 2013 - 5:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318776549056864256/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318776549056864256/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“I don’t know where they came from. They were incredibly disruptive.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 01, 2013 - 5:26 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318776358480261120/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318776358480261120/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon April 01, 2013 - 5:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318776184391483393/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/04/01/tweet-318776184391483393/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

My bartender just bought my beer because I knew to ask if he was asking about an African or European swallow.

Easy street.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 31, 2013 - 3:50 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/30/tweet-318208652546809856/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/30/tweet-318208652546809856/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

My html5 is outsider art. But: https://t.co/YvjfnikxIm

RIP XML, divs, spans, “the Semantic Web”, etc.

(It still seems so arbitrary.)

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 30, 2013 - 6:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/30/tweet-318071668645974016/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/30/tweet-318071668645974016/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

OH “Tell me, has it ever crossed your mind, that maybe it’s everybody else’s problem that they don’t get along with you?”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 28, 2013 - 8:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/28/tweet-317369324786573312/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/28/tweet-317369324786573312/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @CharmSec: Never been to charmsec? Know that seen from Hackers where Crash Override meets Razor and Blade? It’s nothing like that. …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 28, 2013 - 7:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/28/tweet-317353658406801408/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/28/tweet-317353658406801408/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

DNE

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 27, 2013 - 9:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/27/tweet-317032020758896641/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/27/tweet-317032020758896641/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“…and so then I tells the guy, I says to ‘im—wait’ll they see the everloving deliverable! We left the low and medium findings in! Ah-haha!!”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 27, 2013 - 3:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/27/tweet-316932005738717184/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/27/tweet-316932005738717184/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@alexhutton ‘90s meme defends ‘00s meme from ‘10s meme.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 27, 2013 - 3:54 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/26/tweet-316760055502491649/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/26/tweet-316760055502491649/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@treyford @MizzMegg excellent! Happy Birthday!

Everybody should try dringing a bottle a wine at 8AM at leash onshe a yea!

🎼 Haaapy Birt—

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 26, 2013 - 4:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/26/tweet-316592281044000768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/26/tweet-316592281044000768/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

““sigh bear.””

http://t.co/P1TG3tIZlR

RT @electricfork: fwiw, The t in cybert is silent.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 26, 2013 - 3:49 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/25/tweet-316396391784140802/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/25/tweet-316396391784140802/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: If you’re in town for GDC please go by the Sycamore and annoy my friend Sam talking about your opinions, which are al …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 26, 2013 - 2:29 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/25/tweet-316376331195670528/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/25/tweet-316376331195670528/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

OH No, we can’t replace those twigs with I-beams, those twigs are load bearing!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 25, 2013 - 7:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/25/tweet-316272786207301633/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/25/tweet-316272786207301633/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Juggling. http://t.co/neO8Dorpub

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 23, 2013 - 10:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/23/tweet-315584734170333185/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/23/tweet-315584734170333185/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@Stav22 right on. Keep me in the loop on your plans: grant@grantstavely.com.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 21, 2013 - 6:08 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/20/tweet-314619396146462720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/20/tweet-314619396146462720/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@Stav22 I’d say try one before you start one. But sure, try one. Living out here can be a blast. You’re always welcome to come visit.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 21, 2013 - 5:58 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/20/tweet-314617067280166913/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/20/tweet-314617067280166913/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @b6n: The singularity is when the meritocracy becomes self-aware and gets real embarrassed, apologizes profusely.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 21, 2013 - 2:19 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/20/tweet-314561982093221888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/20/tweet-314561982093221888/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Don’t log your chats, you never know when they might come in handy.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 18, 2013 - 10:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/18/tweet-313771803816386560/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/18/tweet-313771803816386560/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

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Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 18, 2013 - 6:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/18/tweet-313712030756532224/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/18/tweet-313712030756532224/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@RSnake might not apply to the context of your question but: http://t.co/OolDyfJfkp

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 18, 2013 - 3:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/18/tweet-313666242244378624/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/18/tweet-313666242244378624/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

.@grahamvsworld Sorry folks, the DBIR is canceled this year. They’re just gonna do an AMA on Reddit instead.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 17, 2013 - 1:57 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/16/tweet-313106809919524864/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/16/tweet-313106809919524864/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

…behold, a pusher of the POPCORN, POTATO, and REHEAT microwave buttons, and the name that pushed them was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 16, 2013 - 5:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/16/tweet-312976156750131200/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/16/tweet-312976156750131200/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine cheers, at butter bar on the click factory with the old crowd now.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 16, 2013 - 2:53 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/15/tweet-312758441951240192/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/15/tweet-312758441951240192/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@seclectech wow, I do miss smelling @McCormickSpices driving O’Donnel St. into Canton. Hope you find someone that feels the same way. =]

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 15, 2013 - 1:01 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/14/tweet-312367903867551745/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/14/tweet-312367903867551745/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @seclectech: Finally posted my new security req http://t.co/WHo3AttPSg -> prefer local (MD/DC/VA) candidates but for the right can …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 15, 2013 - 12:33 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/14/tweet-312360933177585664/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/14/tweet-312360933177585664/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld …he moves quickly to the data scientist console and starts changing the hadoop settings…

http://t.co/3tq3odkhX9

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 14, 2013 - 12:38 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/13/tweet-311999667149893632/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/13/tweet-311999667149893632/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld The BART driver just told you go to go to the Rosamunde above that stop.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 12, 2013 - 1:27 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/11/tweet-311287238715637760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/11/tweet-311287238715637760/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @aplura: Congratulations to @sdwilkerson! @splunk’s PS engineer of the year! #splunk

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 12, 2013 - 12:16 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/11/tweet-311269543869808640/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/11/tweet-311269543869808640/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Pot drinker in a Keurig house. Pot drinker in a Keurig house. Pot drinker in a Keurig house. Pot drinker in a Keurig house.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 10, 2013 - 3:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/10/tweet-310777388168527873/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/10/tweet-310777388168527873/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle Ah, none of those sound like hand waving. I’m interested in automation and path coverage anomaly detection, for instance.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 08, 2013 - 4:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/08/tweet-310065122204868609/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/08/tweet-310065122204868609/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

E.g.

“We will be the Facebook of Twitter because ______!”

“Won’t that get the hacks immediately?”

“No! I’ve got a machine learning wand!”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 08, 2013 - 4:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/08/tweet-310062713592225793/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/08/tweet-310062713592225793/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

What well known dissertations on machine learning should I read before I form the opinion that it’s dangerous hype?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 08, 2013 - 4:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/08/tweet-310061991467311104/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/08/tweet-310061991467311104/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @stevewerby: CTFs are awesome, but if we can teach students how to articulate recommendations in a way non-technical staff can unders …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 08, 2013 - 2:51 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/07/tweet-309858935874154496/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/07/tweet-309858935874154496/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@janinda Ah, yes, Palmer. Great link. Will check on the licenses and see it can be collated into a pull request. ty.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 06, 2013 - 6:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/05/tweet-309181555669086209/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/05/tweet-309181555669086209/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

PS homebrew’s ‘brew beer’ (http://t.co/uV7QvamcQh) is… dated.

Homebrewers: what’s a better extract, partial, and all-grain doc to suggest?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 06, 2013 - 5:42 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/05/tweet-309177134168043520/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/05/tweet-309177134168043520/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@chort0 @grahamvsworld 1.6 is in homebrew. https://t.co/lBULgeiwI5, why you runnin’ SL in 2013?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 06, 2013 - 5:23 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/05/tweet-309172476594761729/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/05/tweet-309172476594761729/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@GoldbergLawDC kind of a truism: temperature inversions cause precipitation. Ground level hot air rising through cold air condenses, etc.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 05, 2013 - 5:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/05/tweet-308995486973566976/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/05/tweet-308995486973566976/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@wadebaker @hrbrmstr Alphabet Aerobatics in the DBIR would rule. http://t.co/iSvylabZty

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 05, 2013 - 5:34 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/04/tweet-308812726774415362/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/04/tweet-308812726774415362/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

15 minutes, 12 ounces of hopburst. http://t.co/RpMuTKMwoE

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 04, 2013 - 3:03 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/03/tweet-308412440830427136/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/03/tweet-308412440830427136/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Robin! A web service was hacked AND another one had a brief outage?

Quick!

To the Bat-grindstone! Bring your ax!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 03, 2013 - 8:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/03/tweet-308311538962423808/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/03/tweet-308311538962423808/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @bbaskin: RT @grantstavely: Anyone have a good mnemonic for d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e? < Delta-four-one… oh damn, it’s ju …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 02, 2013 - 9:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/02/tweet-307960451717808128/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/02/tweet-307960451717808128/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @chrisjager: @grantstavely I’ve got nothing…

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 02, 2013 - 9:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/02/tweet-307960435422945280/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/02/tweet-307960435422945280/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Anyone have a good mnemonic for d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 02, 2013 - 8:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/02/tweet-307955489214435329/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/02/tweet-307955489214435329/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

There was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said…

do you know how to drive this thing?

http://t.co/WiED90LP1E

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 02, 2013 - 5:33 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/02/tweet-307906536158658560/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/02/tweet-307906536158658560/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Trust is being able to reply to a thread and then inbox-zero it because you know the recipient isn’t a heel.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 01, 2013 - 6:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/01/tweet-307562259402608643/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/01/tweet-307562259402608643/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Link Big Deals to everyday activities to create a Huge F’ing Deal and get a free download of /Pig Farm: Time Crime/!

http://t.co/3yKitp59z9

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 01, 2013 - 4:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/03/01/tweet-307529852821569536/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/03/01/tweet-307529852821569536/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

TWC (a subsidiary of NYSE:TWX) CEO plans to liquidate shareholder equity on risky infrastructure investment to please 837,000 WIRED readers.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon March 01, 2013 - 4:28 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/28/tweet-307346502089576448/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/28/tweet-307346502089576448/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

S/cloud/Happy Fun Ball™/g

If your shit still kinda makes sense, it’s shit, HTH.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 28, 2013 - 8:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/28/tweet-307232451414073344/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/28/tweet-307232451414073344/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

I think my utility server now qualifies as a full CPAN mirror. Perl: What it is good for.

http://t.co/z0Zej9ltV7

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 28, 2013 - 7:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/28/tweet-307205252954865664/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/28/tweet-307205252954865664/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

TIL on Ubuntu “Maverick Meerkat”, and lmbo at that name and Ubuntu in general, that if you type ‘visudo’ you get ‘nano’. Because _________.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 28, 2013 - 1:24 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306937824240881665/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306937824240881665/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“If inspirational drivel’s such a great motivator, why are you sitting for another TED talk?”, he pleaded from his flesh-toned TED headset.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 11:35 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306910547406888961/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306910547406888961/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: To see what happens when seven security charlatans stop being polite, and start being real… the real world… RSAC

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 11:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306906920038592513/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306906920038592513/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ well then you need a kegerator or keezer.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 9:49 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306883724455317504/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306883724455317504/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Welp it says I gotta by the end if the day or else, so I guess I gotta. http://t.co/nAlyhbeEd3

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 8:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306858962307907584/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306858962307907584/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

#lazyweb,

Looking to get one of these security things. If you were buying a security, what would you buy?

I’m asking for a friend.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 5:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306822239511277569/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306822239511277569/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Get the award winners you want, not the award winners you deserve, with this one single old tip that is so weird and easy that you’ll be am—

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 5:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306820545507389441/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306820545507389441/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Congratulations to @emccorp, RSA SecureID: @SCMagazine’s Best MultiFactor Product Gold Winner. http://t.co/1u53wayR4X

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 5:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306818621697585154/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306818621697585154/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Hey @electricfork, congratulations for contributing ES-ISAC records to Verizon’s 2013 DBIR.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 27, 2013 - 5:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306811956206108672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/27/tweet-306811956206108672/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Old-timey hand crafted artisinal snake oil! It pumps! It dumps! http://t.co/yIguODpGkL

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 26, 2013 - 7:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/26/tweet-306481438163881984/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/26/tweet-306481438163881984/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@tommyalanson awesome. I’ve seen kids on East Fayette St maintain sustained wheelies for three+ straight blocks in heavy traffic. It’s rad.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 25, 2013 - 5:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/25/tweet-306089075767660544/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/25/tweet-306089075767660544/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I am running a bit late to bsidesSF, turns out I don’t have the right wrench at home to take the toilet seat off the toilet in my apartment.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 24, 2013 - 7:50 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/24/tweet-305766658927124480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/24/tweet-305766658927124480/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“Hacking InfoSec Mailing List Post Velocity as a f(x) of Security Convention Popularity for Fun and Profit—You’re doing it RIGHT! Fail!” —Me

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 21, 2013 - 10:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/21/tweet-304712818572267520/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/21/tweet-304712818572267520/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@StrongwaterSec heh, never let other people wear any of your capes.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 21, 2013 - 4:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/21/tweet-304633381570895872/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/21/tweet-304633381570895872/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Damn, this one has URGENT in the subject, is flagged, and has VIP CCs. Better put on my close-reading goggles, safety helmet, and cape.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 21, 2013 - 4:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/21/tweet-304631932849897472/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/21/tweet-304631932849897472/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Man, speak of the devil.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 19, 2013 - 5:27 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303737458732974080/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303737458732974080/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@mckt_ I used to use VLC + AirTunes to sorta do that. VLC has includes A/V sync adjustment settings.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 18, 2013 - 8:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303598613051891713/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303598613051891713/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Proper glasswear for con-flu chlorophrenamine maleate bubbly. Con-flu deserves it. You deserve it. http://t.co/xq6wZXHk

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 18, 2013 - 8:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303596498166362112/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303596498166362112/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle Don’t we sorta have detection heuristic disclosure? Suricata rules, Bro scripts, Splunk apps, Virustotal, Argus reports, etc…

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 18, 2013 - 7:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303581653740175360/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303581653740175360/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Indicator disclosure maturity is following the path vulnerability disclosure.

Incident reports on FD?

Indicator bounty programs?

Why not?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 18, 2013 - 6:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303576467902709761/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/18/tweet-303576467902709761/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

@grahamvsworld I will, as a courtesy, not go to anything having to do with RSA. (except b-sides).

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 18, 2013 - 1:51 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/17/tweet-303320724888772610/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/17/tweet-303320724888772610/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Don’t pretend a high art / low art critique is arguing matters of style: it’s all high art. First be generous, then be critical.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 18, 2013 - 1:01 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/17/tweet-303308130652147712/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/17/tweet-303308130652147712/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@maradine @grahamvsworld http://t.co/CBFb73Ri two nights ago. Better beer, better sauce, almost-as-good-(not-as-good)-crust.

Jerks.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 17, 2013 - 5:16 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/16/tweet-303010022160486401/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/16/tweet-303010022160486401/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@justdionysus I mentioned CharmSec to someone last night at the Shmoocon hotel bar and they immediately asked if I know you.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 15, 2013 - 5:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/15/tweet-302466116347904000/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/15/tweet-302466116347904000/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Barcode for sale, never scanned.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 14, 2013 - 5:08 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/13/tweet-301920870694264832/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/13/tweet-301920870694264832/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

A fresh incident report to edit, a fresh ‘Further investigation revealed…’ to excise.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 13, 2013 - 11:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/13/tweet-301839173181136899/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/13/tweet-301839173181136899/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @CrucialCarl: Looking for a “Cybercybercyber Forensic Analyst” for our incident response and forensics team. Near Baltimore, MD. ht …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 11, 2013 - 8:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/11/tweet-301073074034450432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/11/tweet-301073074034450432/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Your iTunes library is a safe place for album artwork. In bed.

Learn Chinese: stupid man = Dum Fuk
Lucky numbers (Lotto): 30-19-33-48-36-46

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 09, 2013 - 6:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/09/tweet-300313779579789313/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/09/tweet-300313779579789313/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

A hell of an act: every scripting language module named differently in the package manager than is used to import|require|use in a script.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 08, 2013 - 8:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/08/tweet-299972083310530560/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/08/tweet-299972083310530560/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @Centurion: Facebook is hiring for a bunch of security positions: https://t.co/Xt24tsJt. – Feel free to DM me if interested

Log in or sign up to viewSee posts, photos and more on Facebook.t.co

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 08, 2013 - 12:42 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/07/tweet-299679473094246400/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/07/tweet-299679473094246400/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

BAD PASSWORD: it is WAY too short
BAD PASSWORD: is a palindrome
Retype new password:
passwd: all authentication tokens updated successfully

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 04, 2013 - 8:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/04/tweet-298534468065562624/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/04/tweet-298534468065562624/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @Centurion: Security people: not every problem in the world is a security failure. Get over it.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 04, 2013 - 3:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/03/tweet-298264667422330880/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/03/tweet-298264667422330880/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @NextTechBlog: Pixels In Television Screens Are Literally Game-Changing The Disruption Of The Nacho Digestion Space

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 03, 2013 - 8:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/03/tweet-298172555578187777/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/03/tweet-298172555578187777/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Irony Mad Libs™!

“Man, I sure don’t give any fucks about _______ (NOUN).”

See? You have opinions about all that stuff. Try again.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 02, 2013 - 6:49 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/02/tweet-297778802724052992/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/02/tweet-297778802724052992/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Claiming to not care about a thing is, literally, text-book irony. It’s an argument that performs it’s own undoing. It’s hilarious. Do it.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon February 02, 2013 - 6:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/02/02/tweet-297777956841996289/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/02/02/tweet-297777956841996289/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

BREAKING: Studies find, 99% of lay people lack expertise in your field.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 31, 2013 - 6:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/31/tweet-297043588028719106/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/31/tweet-297043588028719106/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @PGuardSoft: Check our first #infographic: Data Breaches Review - Takeaways for the Business http://t.co/TWZVefZd

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 30, 2013 - 9:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/30/tweet-296736201321377792/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/30/tweet-296736201321377792/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

BREAKING

Funk band records tune that isn’t about being in a funk band, playing funk, or getting funky. All 17 members dead in the studio.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 29, 2013 - 4:23 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/28/tweet-296111283944693761/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/28/tweet-296111283944693761/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@alexhutton @jack_daniel I carve all of my e-mail in VRML from my aerotrim. Top posting? Newbies teapot my infinite monty-hallways. =/

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 28, 2013 - 11:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/28/tweet-296044453070778368/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/28/tweet-296044453070778368/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper I looked on your github and don’t see the pizza recipe there. Is something wrong?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 28, 2013 - 4:32 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/27/tweet-295751186957602816/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/27/tweet-295751186957602816/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Dry hopping 5 gal. Surly Bitter Brewer w/ 2.5 oz. Glacier hops. Hopunion tasting notes: “Pleasant & Hoppy” http://t.co/oerLwHRG

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 28, 2013 - 3:34 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/27/tweet-295736589244583936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/27/tweet-295736589244583936/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Non-Drinkers INSURANCE. http://t.co/JLrYL4m7

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 26, 2013 - 9:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295285234449125377/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295285234449125377/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Locked a bag of candy and two wine glasses in the rental house by the door as we checked out.

Extracted all three through the pet door. =]

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 26, 2013 - 6:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295239789597310976/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295239789597310976/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @nostrich: Congrats on your “wannabe version of the 37signals blog redesign,” A List Apart, you bunch of amateurs.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 26, 2013 - 4:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295208923588358144/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295208923588358144/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @nostrich: Doesn’t get much more fucked up than programmers critiquing design.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 26, 2013 - 4:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295208902797172737/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295208902797172737/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @nostrich: Haha, this entire comment thread. http://t.co/33ac4Ccp

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 26, 2013 - 4:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295208886280015872/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/26/tweet-295208886280015872/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@ssoper cool they make one. I wish milds were more popular. They can be great, and I usually just want a beer with lunch, not a buzz.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 26, 2013 - 2:09 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/25/tweet-294990520428679168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/25/tweet-294990520428679168/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

PRODUCTS SOLUTIONS SERVICES COMPANY login

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 26, 2013 - 2:07 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/25/tweet-294989948917002240/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/25/tweet-294989948917002240/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Other Carr insights: music was creative in the mid-60s and late-70s, something about Google, something about Google, and something about Go—

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 21, 2013 - 7:23 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293257435454533632/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293257435454533632/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

”Oh this computer thing might develop a fraud problem.”

Really?

Can’t y’all dislike Facebook and without all the rationalizing?

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 21, 2013 - 7:18 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293256324479864832/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293256324479864832/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

In the year 2000, we’ll have the technology to door-ajar-light dishwashers just like ovens and fridges and cars and garages.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 21, 2013 - 5:01 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293221767755993088/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293221767755993088/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Don’t stir your beer. http://t.co/uBaVLqi9

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 21, 2013 - 3:08 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293193363694419968/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293193363694419968/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Cracked flask http://t.co/7O2klIcf

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 21, 2013 - 3:07 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293192955169214464/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/20/tweet-293192955169214464/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

I refuse to rethink my preferences.

Please sign my petition to require pepperoni on the menu.

It’s the principle!

http://t.co/zZ6eDjyn

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 17, 2013 - 6:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/17/tweet-291978066404720641/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/17/tweet-291978066404720641/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

“Security for security’s sake.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 16, 2013 - 7:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/16/tweet-291627132264783872/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/16/tweet-291627132264783872/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/RxfP3E2s http://t.co/RxfP3E2s http://t.co/RxfP3E2s http://t.co/RxfP3E2s http://t.co/RxfP3E2s

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 15, 2013 - 8:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/15/tweet-291279333652299776/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/15/tweet-291279333652299776/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @SeinfeldToday: Elaine’s bf (Chris Pratt) dumps her because she refuses to watch The Wire. ELAINE: I mean how good can it really be? …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 15, 2013 - 4:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/15/tweet-291213283615178755/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/15/tweet-291213283615178755/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @aChrisSmith: It hurt me LOLing at: @kim_partridge: Hungover non-tech journalist covers a tech launch. Very funny. http://t.co/Pc3ovnmY"

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 15, 2013 - 7:21 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/14/tweet-291082573277442049/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/14/tweet-291082573277442049/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

So, @vurtyou found my stir plate magnet.

It was where I’d already looked. Twice.

It wasn’t stuck to anything metal, just sitting there.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 15, 2013 - 6:04 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/14/tweet-291063251209445377/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/14/tweet-291063251209445377/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@tqbf @selenakyle @adamjodonnell The Atlantic now hosts GRAND RE-OPENING! NOW LEASING! dilapidated-apartment-building-signs for cults. nbd.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 15, 2013 - 1:41 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/14/tweet-290997017881243648/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/14/tweet-290997017881243648/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

@selenakyle HE COMES.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 13, 2013 - 8:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/13/tweet-290554186767155201/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/13/tweet-290554186767155201/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Ignorant and wicked are the doings of those helpless who, in the case of empty carafes, fail to brew more coffee.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 10, 2013 - 8:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/10/tweet-289463092780355585/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/10/tweet-289463092780355585/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

Amazon Cloud Player, or, “Tunes you were listening to right before you bought your first MP3 player.”

http://t.co/f2UuRl37

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 10, 2013 - 5:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/10/tweet-289418032726568960/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/10/tweet-289418032726568960/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

RT @chair6: @grantstavely @grahamvsworld Time to fork the ‘Quantified Self’ movement into the ‘Risk-Quantified Self’? ALE = SLE x ARO, …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 09, 2013 - 7:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/09/tweet-289087512285179904/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/09/tweet-289087512285179904/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

So, I’m thinking about adopting the CVSS as a combination I Ching seed and life coach. Any quant risk people have opinions? Don’t be so shy!

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 09, 2013 - 6:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/09/tweet-289080499194970113/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/09/tweet-289080499194970113/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

PSA: Marry a chemical engineer if you can.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 08, 2013 - 4:23 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/07/tweet-288501145884844032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/07/tweet-288501145884844032/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

“Uh, I got this stuff on my hands and now they feel slimy and soap doesn’t work.”

“Oh, it’s eating the fats in your skin. Use baking soda.”

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 08, 2013 - 4:22 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/07/tweet-288500986090233857/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/07/tweet-288500986090233857/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Copyediting by committee is a war of attrition masquerading as negotiations for consensus.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 08, 2013 - 12:29 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/07/tweet-288442355332292608/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/07/tweet-288442355332292608/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @brendanbank: Job opportunity: Network Security Architect at http://t.co/FC4NcBqe - Amsterdam Area, Netherlands #jobs http://t.co/ofl …

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 04, 2013 - 7:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/04/tweet-287272704871120896/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/04/tweet-287272704871120896/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

RT @imaguid: [new rant] imperva’s anti-virus study is garbage http://t.co/NPdy75pN

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 04, 2013 - 5:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/04/tweet-287243331484930048/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/04/tweet-287243331484930048/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Holy shit.

"GOOD GRIEF! I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS! GET REAL!!!”

https://t.co/i2G9ATyJ

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 03, 2013 - 3:42 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/02/tweet-286678912531050496/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/02/tweet-286678912531050496/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Even when I do notice (rarely) that @stevenf’s http://t.co/Y0BETZRK hid comments that I wanna see, I’m reminded how cool it is.

Posted on Twitter over 13 years agoon January 03, 2013 - 1:41 AM and archived here at /twitter/2013/01/02/tweet-286648404002607104/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2013/01/02/tweet-286648404002607104/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

Twitter posts from 2013

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