@alexeirrm @grahamvsworld pass 😃! Chocolate and Lactic w/ Oyster in stouts-I-will-skip. I prefer coffee, barrel, bourbon, smoke, bret, etc.
Twitter posts from 2013
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What Else I Endorse This Weekend: The Authoritarians by Bob Altemeyer, via https://t.co/iCQmr7EMmQ reading list: http://t.co/iSrSo7m1Hi
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No memory of wishlisting Nicholson Baker’s The Mezzanine, but now that I’m enjoying it, I want that thread back.
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Come on, that ppt deck is from 2008, lets be real. You just know at least one of the hyperlinks on the slides is a rickroll.
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Tabs vs. spaces vs. realms, and a Tufte style smh’ing.
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Land Mobile Radio radios have been reclaiming borrowed garage door opener frequencies since before the NSA was cool: http://t.co/VFqwPTs3xG
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“No Neutral Ground in a Burning World” by @quinnnorton & @Dymaxion is A++.
Stream: http://t.co/mVcRBBfJho
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@grahamvsworld thanks for making me consider a Peter Jackson version of “The Baroque Cycle”, I just. Ugh. Really, no. Shaftoes as hobbits.
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@kshcsuf heh, flickr is the current best “put this on facebook, tumblr, twitter, and flickr now” iOS app, it started life as a flickr link.
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Huh, there’s a Christmas tree in my Die Hard. http://t.co/ypvnSPZx2o
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Every time you take down a service in production, you get a “kill” asterisk on your handle in the ticket tracker. — @grantstavely***********
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@bbaskin I refuse to humor your joke and will instead explain how unrealistic it is. I’ve got a pal in the airline food biz and the deal is—
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RT @tqbf: Slepak, direct quote: “It doesn’t matter if you met someone who calls themselves Kevin at some meeting”.
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IRL mad that there’s no word for the dictionary-definition-intro trope that can be used to start an essay decrying definition-intro tropes.
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ELEPHANT.™
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@grahamvsworld if anything is post hoc, it’s the collection of SI from every thing because one time it mighta been useful for some thing.
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@grahamvsworld Our public servants are compelled by accountability to reject pragmatism and consider causality a rational attack surface.
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“@ubuweb: Steve Reich - A New Musical Language (60 min. documentary, 1987): http://t.co/vHKKO9u8YG” Thanks, @ExxonMobil
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Stories From Around The Book
The Gossip of John, Anecdote 10, Version 28: icymi.
Rumors 6:24: nope.
Maccabees: a funny name.
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@ssoper Excellent. How did it taste at packaging time?
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/opt/bro/bin/bro-cut should be everyone’s first awk-like.
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RT @windyoona: Tip of the day: Visualize SSH public key fingerprints using Unicode emoji! http://t.co/NuokPXOdmR
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@grahamvsworld LOG OFF.
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Sock puppet boxing gloves are themselves sock puppets with miniature sock puppet boxing gloves on their hands, infinitely.
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@grahamvsworld @freecialis fourth paragraph http://t.co/x9zsRevWU0
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RT @bad_decisions: @grantstavely I sell em. $7
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Hey everyone involved with @baythreat, thanks for a fun Friday and Saturday.
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I think it’s time to kill ‘its’. If the grammatical distinction even exists in 20 years, I will buy you a pan-galactic gargle blaster.
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RT @ibogost: Seriously, stop what you’re doing and read @tomscocca’s “On Smarm”: http://t.co/I8zSBVL9KA
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Something fleetingly clever about having actual madeline’s in our snack room re: Proust’s Remembrance of Things… http://t.co/rCiq1O1c4s
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@electricfork please use 2104 for quality 2014 toots, I already have 2014 specubation in my filter list.
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Happy Thanksgiving from Park Hill. http://t.co/Dh2CaG3Gwi
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@ssoper that was not meant to be. It should not be.
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@grahamvsworld stop encouraging @alexeirrm, he’ll get stuck saying that word.
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Is that an Alan Parsons Project CD? Yeah, don’t ask. http://t.co/G7yRrg350I
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@mckt_ that bug report sounds like lyrics to a Smiths song.
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@grahamvsworld RealPlayer had an office at 16th and Potrero diagonal from McDonalds as recently at two years ago, I used t-•••*BUFFERING•••
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@maradine UBRIACO
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Vintage “-k, -kk” tweet remastered bonus GNU gnon-flag: use kkkkk for focus-follows-eyes. Compat with h, k, l, and “ls\n oops wrong window”.
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RT @chrisjager: New criticality ratings: Kinda Low, Sorta Low, Pretty Low, Sweet-n-Low. #V5
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RT @evgenymorozov: Automated trading did look more aesthetically pleasing in 1971 http://t.co/zkZ76678ix
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Tip you BART drivers folks.
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Cliff Clavin: I’ll tell ya why uh cats like boxes, it uh, all goes back to the city’s old pneumatic tube networks…
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The Security Academy for Leadership in Thought won’t accept my damned transfer credits or my expired cert or my secret talk or my weird blog
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RT @HardSciFiMovies: A computer system becomes intelligent and, upon comprehending its grim purpose, commits suicide. FarmVille players exp…
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Corollary: sometimes, read “never do this” as “I designed a way to detect this*.”
- and it’s clever**
** but it’s never detected anything
- and it’s clever**
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http://t.co/nPaFmEJDF3 is Dulles’s Strunk & White. When Dulles says “never do this”, read: “someone got caught doing this.”
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URGENT: Once you see the arrow in the “GridEx II” logo you can’t unsee it #GridEx #ii #itsinthehashtagtoo
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RT @bbaskin: Introducing Intelligence Into Your Malware Analysis: http://t.co/B7QECZPtVK (slides) http://t.co/skzv0hS4Rc (video) #Malware #…
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@maradine exceptions: The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Godfather Part III.
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@coolacid lol. How / why did you get it suspended?
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“These views are my own” is horrible.
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@vogon well it’s a busy list so I assume it’s a known thing but valign has been “broken” since the 90s I’d like to know why.
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@vogon is there a css vertical center post equivalent to the html parsing with regex stackoverflow zalgo answer? Just checked www-style and,
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Sorry bugs. I misheard the lyric. http://t.co/qzKrhoqK7l http://t.co/XaszrgfI64
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PSA don’t fill out forms as a joke you might actually submit them.
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APOLLO’S ORACLE AT MOSCOW
“Great oracle, what if I air gap… in space?”
“What goes around comes around. Everything you do will boomerang.”
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Pale Ale FG: a success. http://t.co/U5o4vGqEEc
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RT @homakov: Bug Bounty Hustlers! http://t.co/6FhOyRaGWO first prototype 😕
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I can miss-type way faster than I can backspace. CAPS LOCK should be a meta key that turns every other key on the keyboard into a backspace.
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Walter Fagan buying a 486, an the homage to The Making of Peg, stock photo Rikki album art, aaaaag amazing Dan itp: http://t.co/Zlpo6zvnvm
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RT @dijkstracula: Ten thousand volts through the podium for every meme in the presenter’s slide deck
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RT @zooko: Mike Hearn (Google employee and Bitcoin core dev): “issuing a giant Fuck You to the people who made these slides.”—https://t.co/…
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Huh, I just tried saying “We’re excited” in front of a mirror three times and nothing happened. Yes, I was in San Francisco when I said it.
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X-Invalid-Finding-Options: USUALLY
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I probably shouldn’ta called this JIRA dashboard “My Issues” but now that I have, I guess I’ll open a buncha bugs and close ‘em Won’t Fix.
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@vurtyou @alexeirrm and also because I have a strict “NO MORE CATS” rule.
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No more soy pigs have the power, hand of lunch has struck the hour. \m/. http://t.co/vmNvZHCj4E
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Put “SSL added and removed here! 😃”, in Comic Sans on a goldenrod yellow t-shirt, sell it for pay-what-you-can, give all proceeds to @EFF.
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Machine-translated attack write-ups can be philosophically heavy.
“…feed the attack string only from the page via a possible reality.”
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Cats and their damned colorblindness and their damned apathy. She refuses to chill one level lower. http://t.co/Vup7fYc6vh
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@grahamvsworld bring back the Web Masters is what I say. And their Web Rings. And their Under Construction shame. Immanentize the eschaton.
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Brewed with a fresh tank of propane for an hour before seeing that someone wrote “Don’t Sell” on it. DWRAHAHB. http://t.co/cHpc0DwZTg
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I liked section 6, Gnarl, in @rudytheelder’s A Writer’s Toolkit. Gnarl is a fun word for what hack supposedly was.
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RT @rudytheelder: My guide, “A Writer’s Toolkit” is still online free as a PDF. Check it out. http://t.co/jR1f1y2AvM
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“Mission Dolores: Good title for a book.” — welp,
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@grahamvsworld
3a. paradoxical corollary: security experts that aren’t qualified in law are qualified to judge a legal matter
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RT @SteveMartinToGo: Favorite hall: Carnegie. Oates song: I dunno. RT @KaleDavidoff: what’s your favorite Hall and Oates song?
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@alexcpsec @grahamvsworld no worries, I’ll handle it. I never let that kinda thing stop me.
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RT @grahamvsworld: pretty much the least funny thing you can do on twitter dot com is passive aggressively retweet people you disagree with
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@grahamvsworld would have to be a multiverse of miniserieses. The War of the Lance on HBO, the shit with kenders flying to the moon on TBS.
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RT @freecialis: if you do something illegal on the internet but you’re in incognito mode you can’t get prosecuted. look it up
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Unix has put ifconfig in /sbin and not put /sbin in user paths since 1983. As a joke.
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@vogon @grahamvsworld @dijkstracula @doeg lol at all the shameful troll feeding itt
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“We’ve added world class simulation glitch detection technology that we think you’re going to love.” http://t.co/KAHZyilh0S
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@maradine no.
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@grahamvsworld or like “Hey we have a wait list and a webcam. We could get a buzzer thing or call you but, ugh.”
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@grahamvsworld honest question: what the fuck is wrong with a wait list webcam?
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@s2research https://t.co/jaHYPFwk6w
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@coaxmetal @grahamvsworld well that wraps that up I guess. I feel like such a little donkey.
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@coaxmetal it really… delivers.
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RT @bbaskin: Regardless of our government, I won’t respect for America until we, once again, socially allow MSG in our Chinese food.
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@grahamvsworld my only excuse is that I am burritoblind. To you, it’s a burrito. To me it’s a street taco with too much tortilla and filler.
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How have I never heard of The Alameda Weehawken Burrito Tunnel? FFS.
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“The moral of the story? Always take care over the email attachments you open, and the links you rkjhgjkfhbgkjbdfnd”
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- Oh huh no module named dns? I’ll just easy_install dns. No? Er, pip install dns? No?
- ???
- Oh, easy_install dnspython.
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Libraries imported with a different name than they are called by that language’s package manager is proof that this is all a simulation.
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I’m such a lousy reader that I didn’t slow down enough in Pynchon’s Bleeding Edge to get the DeepArcher pun.
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@coaxmetal @vogon @patriciaxh naw, show off that you read by mentioning that you know not to read it on Kindles.
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@coaxmetal @vogon @patriciaxh it will until Amazon fixes footnote navigation. Get a paper copy.
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In the U.S. House of Representatives, it’s not always September, it’s always January.
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RT @rudytheelder: Another review of Pynchon’s great new BLEEDING EDGE. http://t.co/1awXnQnn68
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RT @TomBollyky: The take on TED and most writing on technology & development in this @evgenymorozov essay resonates. http://t.co/XhHIyv7ljd…
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RT @AvoidComments: The Two Classic Online Blunders: Never get into a LAN war in Asia, and never go in to the comments section when your san…
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@grahamvsworld @vogon why quote “But if and when…” and then go on to seemingly ignore it? Strange when it supports his good points.
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@grahamvsworld @vogon that Jane Jacobs quote is from The Death and Life of Great American Cities, which I’m reading now. It’s great.
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Saved from missing the chance to cron and script by logrotate’s missing ‘hourly’ keyword and ‘dateformat’ strftime specifiers! Heck yeah!
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“Thirty-Eight Who Saw Murder Didn’t Call the Police Because They Were Watching The Ed Sullivan Show On TV”
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Just read Paul Bowles ‘A Distant Episode’ and, uh, welp, not sure I like it at all. Any chance anyone can help?
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Position: Senior Property Owner
Property: A home constructed from leading building materials
Location: Santa Clara, CA
Mortgage: 30 yr fixed -
If real estate worked like tech recruiting, we’d all be getting offers to buy property in distant northern CA towns with strict credit reqs.
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@grahamvsworld “Let’s go one of our new News Corp.™ Mr. Touch™ consoles and watch the live Fox News™ feed now, Bill.” http://t.co/cPrCm78dLr
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OH “Looptid.”
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The little red E in iTunes radio is there to remind me that basing a station on TCQ’s Phony Rappers was an Excellent idea.
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RT @plibin: Two-Step Verification Available to All Users http://t.co/3CkgFcg6wY #evernote #blog
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A trick the NSA dwytka: s/(trick[s]?)\s+[\w ]+\s+(doesn’t)|(don’t)\s+want\s+you\s+to\s+know\s?(about)?/$1 The NSA denies the existence of/ig
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@bbaskin Yer Hootin’ http://t.co/fNIIYrfA9v
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The tech press is always shameful except when they republish PR about something The Internet (whatever that is) has always been at war with.
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Finally read the @htbridge @yahoo PR: nice trolling folks, very nice.
I liked No More Free Bugs™, how about No More Free PR™?
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“When I grow up I wanna boost engagement.”, Kevin proclaimed.
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This “Planning a BIG Party?” gif (and that I go every year) has hypnotized me into going to Oktoberfest 10/4@7pm.
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Is Pynchon’s “Bleeding Edge” proof that the Jargon file can be used for good?
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@chipmonkey @grahamvsworld pilot to co-pilot: eyes up. Don’t get distracted.
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My new $35 graphical spectrum analyzer just arrived from China. Pretty neato! http://t.co/xAZJT5UVap
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@vogon right? On one hand, it’s pretty un-Apple of them. On the other hand, it’s Finder.app.
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Does OSX 10.8.5 Finder’s secure empty trash on stock SSDs really “wipe” random space 9 times? Make an api call? What about aftermarket SSDs?
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Password reset workflow output: https://t.co/VzVXUGiZbr
Password edit form: https://t.co/fYEM4YlnBA
vel sim. https://t.co/ciigceR1Kl
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@s2research because “everything wrong with movie name” videos are everything wrong with everything.
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@s2research I tried to make a bad joke to your toot about amplitude and youtube ruined it and I’m dragging it back up, shamefully
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@s2research huh, google gave url of the compilation of Community’s Magnitude saying “Pop! Pop!” to a dumb ‘everything wrong with’ meme.
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RT @tqbf: Analyses about how “URL editing” is being criminalized always seem to skip over mens rea.
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weev-to-butt.crx
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A gist of a tumblogger script that pipes tweets through say -v ‘Hysterical’ -o blow.aiff, and multi-vblogs them, named “gabriels_horn.rb”.
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@s2research http://t.co/1jFaOBnhe5
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Shape, Prevent, Contain, Interdict, Stabilize, Recover.
Yeah, that looks familiar.
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RT @ibogost: “I AM THE ONE WHO BOPS.” —Little bunny Heisenberg
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Do you think the engineer responsible for these can sleep at night? http://t.co/GyYm7gC86M
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@selenakyle nice! Interesting: 1) I draw crabs like that too. 2) critique re: publishing firm setting vs. IOAWNAT 3) politics vs. literature
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With the advent of pocket-sized smartphones, aren’t we all always typing one-handed?
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We caught a http://t.co/AlnW2V4mDc show last night and had a blast. Neo-futurist theater’s rad! Mad mad mad I’ve only just learned about it.
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RT @NightValeRadio: 1 Open browser 2 Go To Settings/Privacy 3 Turn off "Shadowy Figure That Stands In Your Yard Never Speaking Never Moving…
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If you’ve written the phrase “with the advent of” recently, and didn’t mean Jesus, please ruffle your own hair for me, I don’t have all day.
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“Due to the challenges reveled, as well as opportunities.” Kevin formally intoned, out loud, with his mouth, to a fellow human being.
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@daviottenheimer MRNA (Marina, SF Stretchy Pants Inc.)
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OpZombocom
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I’ve heard this instrumental “All Along the Watchtower” twice today. Have the Jehovah’s Witnesses infiltrated Muzak? Is this Armageddon?
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@dijkstracula @grahamvsworld @raruler pumpkins are sculptural and performance art props to be carved or thrown from moving vehicles only.
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@justdionysus did you give it to them?
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Not gonna lie, the war is long over and I still feel a little rude top posting to a bottom poster.
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RT @nottechmeme: Check Out This Parody Twitter Account Before It Jumps The Shark
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“The engineers say they like the logo.”
“No. I’m a designer. I know what people like. It’s a bad logo.”
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RT @inky: welcome to Ｎｉｇｈｔ Ｖａｌｅ. you can do anything at Ｎｉｇｈｔ Ｖａｌｅ. the only limit is yourself. this is Ｎｉｇｈｔ Ｖａｌｅ and welcome to you who h…
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@vogon @grahamvsworld I’m not much for speculation but yeah, you don’t break things with a HUMINT operation, you sneak and con them.
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On the internet, nobody knows you are a dog, numerologist, logo designer, frequent flier, cat fancier at a conference, typing one handed.
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It’s like the wave speech from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, except about gingham shirts.
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You aren’t a real leader until you’ve gone on a vision statement quest and returned with a new longer formal confusing name for the team.
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RT @ibogost: “Introversion is the new ‘disconnection,’ and the Introvert fetish is the new IRL fetish.” http://t.co/516IHSXzv0
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RT @tef: i am using ‘qwertyuiop’ as a derogatory term for legacy technology we’re stuck with, but people defend as being popular
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Weird. Tweetbot for Mac’s weird gif renderer ignores the weird time codes in my weird avatar. Weird. https://t.co/AMNPgqXFyc
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@grahamvsworld @alexhutton same. Just helped @vurtyou migrate all our recipes outta gmail, been hitting iOS, Mac, and web all day, no probs.
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White vinegar, Chinook IPA, Hetch Hetchy, and bleach. I have no idea what I am doing. http://t.co/YcE3vNYFWo
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We call it WeaponBnB. Most weapons lay idle when enthusiasts aren’t using them. Pistols, rifles, bows, katanas, etc. That’s the opportunity.
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RT @nostrich: “The sharing economy is the centralization of global casual labour.” http://t.co/VVoC6pa9fQ
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RT @mallelis: A Day in the Life of a Troubled Male Antihero: http://t.co/YQChii8z4R
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The NSA
at first mention, thereafter use colloquial title: e.g. The NSA, subsequently The Secret Police.—missing on http://t.co/dBUj2tF7d1
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First they came for the /topic
and I didn’t speak out because I use weechat.
Then I tried to put (╯° °）╯︵ in front of it,
and iTerm crashed. -
Janeway’s liberal interpretation of the prime directive finally got Voyager to the Alpha Quadrant, on the corner… http://t.co/NwdZQcnDNr
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@grahamvsworld please open this file I’m about to send you (mcbain-ttj.gif.exe) and enter your password when prompted, TIA.
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@grahamvsworld were you aware that the famous Space Jam website has been continuously available since 1996?
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@alexcpsec you call that “under construction”? This is under construction: http://t.co/MWPlHLzHoG
(cc: @textfiles)
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7 in 10 adults still pay bills. Help us tell the world about BillBlock.
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The Dialog Box http://t.co/4LlH7R1PRi
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Prepare to revise your password reset workflows. Pros > cons imo.
“The Require-Recipient-Valid-Since Header Field”
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@nipungupta, not at all, Police Academy 5 was an Offensive Security Joint™
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“The quieter you become, the more you’ll be able to hear.” —Tyler Durden, Police Academy 5 (1989)
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RT @pmelson: Detect, Eradicate, Recover, Post-Incident: DERP-IR
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subtweet: that thing about a language not having a word for a thing, or having lots of words for a thing, is a snowclone.
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@grahamvsworld I appreciate each of your hysterical gifts as performances of neo-letterist infinitesimalism.
Also: as no-click sub-zones.
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Polishing the ol’ chandelier, iykwim. http://t.co/jJPEa9VOkK
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ce n’est pas une chemise http://t.co/NrqIxU40Qj
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@chipmonkey official Kenner™ Thought Leader Action Figures pose one arm raised to gesture and one held out to snap a phone-accessory-selfie.
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The “Thought Leader Selfie”: a 3/4 profile shot captured speaking, stage-lit, seated or at a podium, w/ lav mic, headset, or slide visible.
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250 pairs of little “Watch Them Wiggle Eyes” just arrived, where should I start? http://t.co/o0xvMO500u
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@selenakyle thanks! Primed it, will start reading it Tuesday. 😃
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@selenakyle I agree. I just finished it last night and was looking for a close reading. Many are… removes sunglasses… too close.
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“Hey, can you try this milk and tell me if it’s bad?”
s/milk/home-brew/g;
(except it’s almost never bad. unsuccessful: often. bad: nah.)
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Odd-numbered critiques of Calvino’s If_On_A_Winter’s_Night_A_Traveler must be meta-critiques written in Calvino’s voice.
Apparently.
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MAILING LIST HYPE CYCLE
- List Trigger
- Peak of Inflated Membership
- Trough of Arguing About How “pedant” is Pronounced
- #3, forever
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the only option for truly secure communication is to fall back to subtweeting on weird twitter
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RT @tef: rawr http://t.co/ojyDndzZdq
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RT @SixWordSale: For sale: My Swim Baby Sun Hat - Medium - Aqua Petal, never worn.
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“But that’s irrelephant.”
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RT @chort0: Some people’s twitter accounts appear for all the world to be parodies of themselves. It would be entertaining if they weren’t …
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RT @kidkoala: I think these sketchy lookin’ dudes in the car behind us are about to rob us.
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@alexeirrm It’s “I Smash SF” (@ismashsf ). One of the creators brought a set for us to play test. I had to be the Steve (pubh) monster.
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Praise be unto him. http://t.co/OC0gtnPaSN
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Every time a developer names something using the ‘Yet Another x’ trope, yet another ‘every time x does x, x’ joke pops into existence.
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The file type is not yet supported. At this time, https://t.co/UHcKVrgyXL supports Windows 32-bit PE files (executables).
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RT @TheLiB: Hill Mapper San Francisco - map of various hill steepness. Totally useful for pedestrians or people who hate hills. http://t.co…
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RT @rattle1337: Every time I hear the phrase “Internet of Things” I puke up a little in my mouth.
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@vogon quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur
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Oh hum, I’ll just wget http://t.co/pN1OvRUs5C, it says I’ll get a tarball right in the anchor.
Ack! html?! The GPL!
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My blog is CC-A-NC-SA, but my tweets are all GPL3.
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@grahamvsworld this is my confusion, dude.
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“<— Previous” and “Next —>” links in the footers of blogs that top post, i.e., put newest posts on top, e.g., every blog ever: what?
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Whoa, bengas.jpg just walked past us.
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Hi! Welcome to Extraordinary Sandwiches! My name is FUH-Q, how can I help you today? http://t.co/pyjKoNJhOd
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RT @CrucialCarl: Looking to hire entry level #NSM & senior level #DFIR talent for our Monitoring, Response and Forensics team in Baltimore.…
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“A&A Roofing.”
“Rolling what?”
“Trolling? Nah, ROOFING. You gotta roof?”
“What?”
“Tarps? Yeah, we got tarps.” -
These HACKERS are making me THIRSTY!
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RT @reyjrar: Well, this finally happened: http://t.co/76xV2LM7IA
#ossec #Security Kinda surreal that someone would publish something I wrot… -
@grahamvsworld iTunes U.
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@alexeirrm @grahamvsworld a must find: http://t.co/OL6SMAuJgc
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Just backseat drove @grahamvsworld’s robot around SIGRAPH for 10 min.
“Slow down! D’you even know where you’re going!? You’re unescorted!”
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@grahamvsworld You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
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@vogon @grahamvsworld Google AdRunner, 2019: “A new life awaits you in the Off-World cloud. The chance to begin again in a golden land of…”
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I’m Reskinnin’ This A.S.A.P. 😄
(Even though it gets a chuckle outta me every time, thanks @moloch_fpc)
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RT @electricfork: The only ICS network truly air gapped is in the North Pole. Those elves learned from the Furby leak of 1997. Just kidding…
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Brewing a 5 gal batch of @southpawbbqsf smoked peach saison. Recipe by Phil of @headlandsbrew (and mangled by me).
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A pair burgled two units in my building, got away with it. One returned that night to rob again, carrying stuff stollen earlier, was caught.
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@Centurion haha, excellent. I’d just ok’d two people at once and went for the quad-k plus one for good measure. Language from @nmap --help.
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-k: Increase OK level (use -kk or more for greater effect, use -kkk for greatest effect, use -kkkk for ironic effect)
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RT @grahamvsworld: We’re hiring for an Application Security Engineer - Feel free to shoot me Qs http://t.co/bKI0LD2mAb #infosecjobs
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RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/i10ubeibwS is some kind of pinnacle of post human society and i need to take the day and reflect upon it
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@alexeirrm @grahamvsworld oh, yikes. To miss-paraphrase Garett Oliver: pair that with something so spicy you need it.
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@grahamvsworld @alexeirrm they should call it “an astronaut, the American radler shandy”. Deschutes makes a great one.
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@grahamvsworld @doeg @mckt_ @vogon Martinis and tapenade are great, but olives on pizza is pizzacrime. Pizzacrime in the first degree.
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The Great No-Session Antipattern of 2008-
😘 SIGN UP NOW! 😍
Email: _______
Username: _______
Password: _______(login)
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The only winning move is to not play.
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@Centurion @duosec agreed, I keep all my OTP 2fa stuff in it. Duo: not just for duo.
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RT @GoldbergLawDC: I had a client who was a kleptomaniac. She never understood puns because she took everything literally.
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RT @kidkoala: This is TODAY and it’s free! DELTRON 3030 + 20 piece orchestra!
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CEASE PONY TREATY OF 2013
The undersigned hackers agree to not set the desktop wallpaper* of unlocked workstations to a picture of a pony.
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@chort0 http://t.co/AgpBeufiGZ
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@ssoper no don’t!
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Pretty sure I could restore from keyboard faster. Is that how time capsules work? Little geniuses inside? http://t.co/2zYo63mJrk
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RT @GreatDismal: Yelping With Cormac
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Free beer name for a SMaSH beer dedicated to anyone that has ever taken anything apart and put it back together again: “No Extra Parts.”
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The Linuxandia equivalent of “put a bird on it” is “put a clock on it.”
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Oh man, the SF Gay Men’s Chorus concert tonight is gonna be pretty cool but my tickets are for the Friday show!
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I’m brewing a barley wine today. The plan is to actually (ugh) bottle it this time so’s I can age it properly.
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FUJITSU MHZ2320BH G1
“Macintosh HD”
20092013
R.I.P
🌹 Our Cherished Drive 🌹
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RT @richtener: Today is my last day at Zynga. It’s been a crazy 4 years. Zynga Security rocks!
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Do you speak French?No. Wait, what?Do you want to get lunch?Oh. Yes. http://t.co/2jZgktF9sv
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@maradine I’m the one in the middle.
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RT @datalossdb: Yolo Federal Credit Union replaces customer cards after data breach http://t.co/YUVzYohHk1
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@wardspan likewise, and thanks!
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GONE LURKING
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RT @LegitBS_CTF: Multimedia for @defcon CTF qualifiers - Music/Vids by hoju: rtsp://stream.legitbs.net:1935/live/quals
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In 2010 I brewed a Honey Pale Ale for @wardspan for @Zynga SecOps. I saved one for a special occasion.
Yum.
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RT @tqbf: “Here’s how it works (this is my professional opinion as a web developer” rkjhgjkfhbgkjbdfndfgnjkfd
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@rattle1337 congrats Nick, congrats bit9, congrats bit9 customers: https://t.co/bcc93aSogk
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@grahamvsworld @doeg @vogon no “kids these days” piece deserves this much attention.
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Culturally foreign, aesthetically unappealing, and technically unsuccessful are in fact separate things.
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NSA slide deck: .gov’s cant instead of MBA’s or MFA’s.
Boeing’s Columbia Shuttle debris impact deck: actually bad.
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Children and the elderly in SF’s Design District are advised to stay inside today as sewer gas levels exceed EPA “Fresh Country Air” levels.
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@grahamvsworld omg that top down car view took me back.
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iOS 7 is going to have a k10k theme. @kottke’s excellent Silkscreen pixel font at its best: on a retina display.
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@selenakyle @grahamvsworld lololol.
h̵͉̉t̵͈̉t̷͖̍p̷̻̾:̴͔̋/̸̰͆/̴̟̓t̴͚̏ḥ̴̛e̸̠͑y̸͖͐r̴̠̾ȕ̸̫l̸̺͘e̴͕͊.̴̝́ň̵̦e̷̡͌t̷̝͝
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@selenakyle @grahamvsworld haha, not what I meant at all, would be adorable counter-bias.
Arguing on the internet is brutal.
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@selenakyle @grahamvsworld “…and not a very accomplished, experienced one.” ironic given the circumstances. Ivy: the author’s credentials.
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RT @ibogost: Guess what. The NSA knows which cows you clicked, and when you clicked them.
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Hey, you have a sec? http://t.co/kZfLvu1aoR
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Sous vide meme. http://t.co/lkbXrUOhts
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The history of broad music level meter deployment in a nutshell:
VU Meters
LEDs
Graphic Spectrum Analyzers
Geisspoof
Nothing.
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RT @ninjamixdump: Peter Serafinowicz| Solid Steel Radio Show 7/6/2013 Part 3 + 4 - Goodness for your eardrums! http://t.co/fqLDAYJx5x
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s/cargo/gartner/g
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I’ve carefully trained myself to not be a speakerphone mute-button jerk.
When I actually need it, 50/50 I’ll hit the other red button.
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RT @tmbg: TMBGs free ringtone: “Call Connected Thru The NSA” http://t.co/p7wqvuzpTn
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“Renowned executive assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Michael Mason staggered through the…
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@grahamvsworld livin’ in the future.
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@Northern_Brewer’s new QC stickers rule! http://t.co/OTSGxhkzq6
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@bbaskin good luck, it’s air gapped now. http://t.co/57N8KmtK2d
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@bbaskin hop addition times. 😃
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Hops died so that we may imbibe. 1 Imperial India Pale Ale 60:30:15:5:5:5 http://t.co/zm2RhTpCg7
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@reyjrar irlol
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@reyjrar text style tomfoolery decision paralysis is a serious condition.
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“To read in Dolores Park or stay home and brew an Imperial India Pale Ale?” —William Shakespeare
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@mckt_ where is that confounded bridge?
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OH “You only YOLO once.”
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“Cyber Clerks”
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RT @evgenymorozov: Who will make a good Secretary of Disruption in the Obama administration?
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@doeg RIP, RIP.
smh Damien Marley. smdh.
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RT @scarybeasts: When lives are on the line, an accelerated response is IMHO a reasonable ask: http://t.co/hiihS7hBvT
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OH “My userland is a temple.”
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@grahamvsworld “OK if you’re REALY a Nigerian Prince, please kindly video yourself holding this sign. My bank account routing number is be—
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@richtener ATDTW
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@doeg @grahamvsworld @vogon as a weekly EBS diner, you’ve got me worried I’ll have to MUNI to EF instead of walking half a block.
Damnit.
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Also dudes and dudettes: kairos is a helluva a drug.
Helluva a drug.
Helluva.
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Welp, my cat, The Boy, and I, just found that he likes to eat raw peas out of the pod.
Gonna be green puke everywhere in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2
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“An salaried adult’s modal dialog about data loss.”, shit on Android, artist unknown. 2010. http://t.co/LrgZD6L1NT
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H2O: SUPER SESSIONABLE! http://t.co/ZX0jGt7XpM
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Drake’s First Annual NorCal Session Beer Festival in San Leandro is legit.
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@doeg http://t.co/73TP82mS68 in Potrero Hill is nice. There is no sushi in the mission. If you insist: Blowfish, sit at the bar.
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★★★★★
United States of Audio’s celebration of De La Soul’s ‘3 Feet High and Rising’.Find out what it all means: http://t.co/o3zAzmrmSH
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RT @Remiel: My review of Star Trek Into Darkness (subtitle: Yes We Really Called It That): http://t.co/MPv2drPrss
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RT @DCoffeen: Few things are as banal as contentious argument.
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Cognitive dissonance: “I just left you a voicemail” opener and “This e-mail is intended for the… individual…to whom it is addressed” footer.
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@mckt_ just the new stuff?
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Vulnerability Management
- Document how to butter one side of a piece of bread and strap it a computer.
- Deliver document to ops team.
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brew remove fishfish; brew install fish;
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2046 CE
ECU AEROTRIM, HUMAN OCCUPANT
INT. REALTOR’s VIRTUAL OFFICE
An estate agent sub-vocally navigates a gallery of 320x200vpx images. -
“Neo-Anti-Skeumorphicism”
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“The Uncanny Valley of Buttons”
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Excuse me.
Yes, I would like to register my indignation with minimalist, flat UI design in the national registry.
Yes, I’ll wait.
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The everloving wife threw last weekend’s perfectly fine leftover brats out. Never again! http://t.co/WDHWMdNaMH
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It is pataphysically awesome that literally THE first blurb was meta snark: http://t.co/qgV99QqMTA
R.I.P. Gelette Burgess.
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“Spaulding! Get your foot off the boat!”
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RT @aplura: Slides posted (http://t.co/aHdeoxL6Fk) from our talk at SplunkLiveDC yesterday on security analytics.
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The Mini Enamel Animal! http://t.co/1Q4lNWR7L9
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EMERGENCY ACCREDITATION, CERTIFICATION, GUILD, UNION, BACHELOR’S, MASTER’S, G.E.D, HOW-TO-GET-STARTED, & HOW-TO-DO-WHAT-I-DID CHAT EXIT.
🚪
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@Ourstartup @Stav22 @zynga glad y’all had fun, you’re welcome back any time. Enjoy you’re week in San Francisco!
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@grahamvsworld I got a .22 cricket for my birthday when I turned 8 or 9, I don’t remember.
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Kid in the back of an empty bus beat boxing, clapping, and stomping his feet.
MUNI Driver: “Young man! You are not at home!”
Silence.
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RT @mcsweeneys: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and Hall and Oates: http://t.co/qZSwqqB5pv
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RT @dril: to everyone talking shit about my fine motor skills: *gives the Finger, checks to see if correct finger is extended, it isn’t, tr…
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In a World,
Where Elbow Grease Is Not Enough.
One Man, One Oven:
CLEAN CYCLE
Will San Francisco Burn?
…In Theaters
[oven timer: 02:23]
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David Bowie disapproves of this bendy-straw. http://t.co/Xr6BrYfK9u
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Every time I wear this shirt, the intro to the mix happens to me.
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𝄞 ♩ ♩ ♩♩ ♩ ♩ ♫ 𝄇
“Owner of a Lonely Ticket“ -
Neat password meter paper. The fallacy of account importance is underplayed.
FD: Me, now: http://t.co/yjMYRmRmZU
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RT @tef: fartscroll.js http://t.co/tmyoVW2OTD
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Jorge Luis Borges quoted on page 2 of the NSA’s Unclassified ÜÑTÅÑG£ÌÑG THË ẆË𝞫? OK, you have my attention pal.
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RT @Horse_ebooks: Grant
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Fiber to the curb soon, and a new thing for folks in the Mission to use as a toilet. Thanks AT&T! http://t.co/fOOpyeZr8j
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In businessman’s cant, “as well as” is just “and, uh, ” wearing a three piece suit and a monocle.
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Is “never click” bad advice or the worst advice someone could give? I can’t decide.
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RT @cognitarian: On Taxonomy of Atheists - http://t.co/k1q0kl96OC
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Jeans of Theseus™
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RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/xnqNrPpLRX releases soon. The internal beta has been a blast. Really looking forward to it coming out.
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I woulda got a 4-F in the cat ownership draft cause I’ve got soft feet and’m prone to whisker and fur splinters, but I lied to the doc.
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It’s so precious when sites and apps bind ‘j’ down and ‘k’ up but not ‘h’ left and ‘l’ right or ‘G’ to the end and ‘gg’ to the beginning an—
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You can take Jimmy outta the circus unicycle troupe but you can’t take the circus outta Jimmy. http://t.co/ahBNO9Vavx
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I’ve got Free Incident Codenames for you.
For you!
Free Codenames!
DM me your incident!
I’ll DM you a name!
They’re Free Codenames™ 😉
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@grahamvsworld @alexhutton Figure 1. Acute Mountain Sickness plot of climbers (y) by altitude (x) and temperature (z).
Or, A barf plot.
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“A successful entrepreneur attributes luck to having a ‘NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO WRITE DNE WHITEBOARDS’ rule.” --fake
Prolly a thing tho.
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One weird tip to avoid tips from pros that the pros don’t want you to know about: https://t.co/uWAtWz8EaA
Hat tip: @stevenf
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@grahamvsworld Nice! An opportunistic external threat actor taking social actions against multiple firms in a watering hole blog post.
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I never like hearing about data breaches at other companies. I’m sympathetic for the victims, and for the teams responding to the incidents.
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RT @ibogost: Good news! My privacy and security are important to them.
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Whenever I join a new mailing list I like to do my best impression of the Maxell “Blown Away Guy” while I top post on it as hard as I can.
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@DarthNull @VZDBIR @SecuritySift ‘grats folks! Looking forward to your write-ups.
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The mobile phone ringing in Rock the Casbah, 01:52-02:15, is proof that time travel was invented in the ‘90s and used by a Clash fan.
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@dijkstracula Damn, you sperged me.
Fmin maybe? I can’t get this thing to work right: http://t.co/MyPwRCZTOK
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“Sad Trombone” http://t.co/efZnkPZdnd
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@alexcpsec @wadebaker Heh. I was whistling it my entire bike ride to work this morning.
#DBIRPuzzle
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When you say “I want a blog” I hear “I want to expose single factor authentication to a LAMP stack and never patch any of it.”
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Sorry,
“Five pivots in and we’re stuck again.”
“Beauty, eh?”
“Hoser! Take off!”#DBIRpuzzle #CharmSec
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Five pivots in and we’re stuck again.
#DBIRpuzzle #CharmSec
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@MrMeritology @christopherkunz @darthmdh Yep. Looks like standard photoshop tightening to me. #DBIRpuzzle
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@christopherkunz heh, only 88 views behind everyone else working it.
Hat tip to @CrucialCarl
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The only limit is yourself.
Anything is possible.
The infinite is possible.
The unattainable is unknown.
#DBIRpuzzle
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@christopherkunz @MrMeritology http://t.co/MdyHOQ9ME8 =]
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RT @MrMeritology: #dbirpuzzle Corrected chess board. Black Q was out of position by one rank. http://t.co/8XIT7SdN6r
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@DarthNull @abaranov @RootInflux @jayjacobs could be, could be.
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Before I
git pullwhat @jayjacobs pushed to https://t.co/JmBQKNqm1X last night:#DBIRpuzzle ♙
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@abaranov @RootInflux @DarthNull before I
git pullwhat @jayjacobs pushed to https://t.co/JmBQKNqm1X last night: http://t.co/Ste2q1UZ3l ♙ -
@maradine it’s only Monday!
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RT @bbaskin: This is… Ghetto Forensics. http://t.co/1sKGabacfM
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RT @Horse_ebooks: looking and speaking confidently in the shortest time
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“@GrahamBlog: The last thing we may want to do is read Boston suspect Miranda Rights telling him to “remain silent.””
Shameful.
Shameful.
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Whoever tagged my IRC handle on the side in this panel truck forgot the “L”. http://t.co/997gmmJVin
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“Hutton!” —Jerry Seinfeld, fist clenched, teeth bared.
OK. Me instead of Jerry, but the same everything else.
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C:> TYPE ENGINEER.BAS
10 CLS
20 PRINT “Well, actually.”
30 PRINT “I’m just saying.”
40 PRINT “Yeah, but.”
50 PRINT “Oh. I see.”
60 GOTO 10 -
@gnachman might be rad if iTerm.app had @sublimehq style visual file navigation for the entire scrollback.
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@grahamvsworld @maradine it’s always September.
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THE POWER OF NAMING, OR THE CONSTRUCTION OF ORGANIZATIONAL IDENTITIES IN EXECUTIVE BUSINESSMAN’S CANT: YOU CAN ADD “SERVICES” TO ANYTHING.
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@vogon [15 Listicles Your Local 10 o’Clock News Would Be Ashamed To Use In Bumpers Hoping You’ll Watch The Entire Show]
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@vogon
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In irc://irc.freenode.net/#charmsec, I can “proclick” my own links if I want to. Cool!
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RT @bbaskin: Announcing Noriben: an open-source, basic malware analysis sandbox: http://t.co/U0UxEzwHnK Download: http://t.co/7mBoAZ4BVY …
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RT @kidkoala: I remastered the Scratchcratchratchatch tape for ya. recorded on 4 track analogue cassette tape in the 90s. have fun!
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Them folks in Los Angeles sure are clumsy.
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Maximize your margin with this one weird kernel trick http://t.co/Agoe8T8Ow8
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@maradine home improvement: death by a thousand cuts.
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No filter required. This IIPA is clear enough out of secondary to read through. http://t.co/GPg3Mj4SrH
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IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO
ALONE! TAKE THIS.🔥 👴 🔥 snark 👶 -
If y’re not shamed every time y’ask y’re unix team about something “tricky” y’got a bad unix team.
Also: man pages say the darndest things.
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RT @patio11: 10 minute preventative inoculation: Put a page on your website titled “Security” with an email, a promise to write back, an …
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Willy Wonka: “Oh, something engineered five years ago by people trained ten years ago ignored advice published eight years ago?”
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RT @rudeasHECK: Presumably if you read both these books you have the sum of all human knowledge http://t.co/fLkUAFRV3Z
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SCENE III
LunchA:
”You hear so-and-so quit?”B:
“I didn’t. But they LinkedIn connected with me, so.”A:
“Ah, me too, duh.”B:
“Yeah.” -
I march straight into that RapiScan nudie-booth. It’s the shoes-and-laptops-and-belts hassle I hate.
idgaf ‘bout TSA X-Ray Specs.
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Since everyone always volunteers their opinion about them literally every time they fly, on the internet (“online”, lol), to all of us:
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@Centurion woulda been funnier if you’d used ‘its’ instead of ‘it’s’.
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RT @nostrich: Wow, you’re a humorless asshole that hates April Fools Day too? Do you have an OkCupid account?
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RT @AustinCarr: Zynga employee traumatized by Mark Pincus prank: “We all said, ‘That’s enough–we don’t want the clowns!’” http://t.co/X …
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“But there are people who just can’t believe they can bring their dogs in, and there are others that feel put upon."
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“I don’t know where they came from. They were incredibly disruptive.”
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http://t.co/zP7DV7sKjp irlol
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My bartender just bought my beer because I knew to ask if he was asking about an African or European swallow.
Easy street.
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My html5 is outsider art. But: https://t.co/YvjfnikxIm
RIP XML, divs, spans, “the Semantic Web”, etc.
(It still seems so arbitrary.)
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OH “Tell me, has it ever crossed your mind, that maybe it’s everybody else’s problem that they don’t get along with you?”
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RT @CharmSec: Never been to charmsec? Know that seen from Hackers where Crash Override meets Razor and Blade? It’s nothing like that. …
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DNE
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“…and so then I tells the guy, I says to ‘im—wait’ll they see the everloving deliverable! We left the low and medium findings in! Ah-haha!!”
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@alexhutton ‘90s meme defends ‘00s meme from ‘10s meme.
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@treyford @MizzMegg excellent! Happy Birthday!
Everybody should try dringing a bottle a wine at 8AM at leash onshe a yea!
🎼 Haaapy Birt—
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RT @grahamvsworld: If you’re in town for GDC please go by the Sycamore and annoy my friend Sam talking about your opinions, which are al …
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OH No, we can’t replace those twigs with I-beams, those twigs are load bearing!
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Juggling. http://t.co/neO8Dorpub
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@Stav22 right on. Keep me in the loop on your plans: grant@grantstavely.com.
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@Stav22 I’d say try one before you start one. But sure, try one. Living out here can be a blast. You’re always welcome to come visit.
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RT @b6n: The singularity is when the meritocracy becomes self-aware and gets real embarrassed, apologizes profusely.
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Don’t log your chats, you never know when they might come in handy.
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@RSnake might not apply to the context of your question but: http://t.co/OolDyfJfkp
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.@grahamvsworld Sorry folks, the DBIR is canceled this year. They’re just gonna do an AMA on Reddit instead.
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…behold, a pusher of the POPCORN, POTATO, and REHEAT microwave buttons, and the name that pushed them was Death, and Hell followed with him.
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@maradine cheers, at butter bar on the click factory with the old crowd now.
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@seclectech wow, I do miss smelling @McCormickSpices driving O’Donnel St. into Canton. Hope you find someone that feels the same way. =]
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RT @seclectech: Finally posted my new security req http://t.co/WHo3AttPSg -> prefer local (MD/DC/VA) candidates but for the right can …
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@grahamvsworld …he moves quickly to the data scientist console and starts changing the hadoop settings…
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@grahamvsworld The BART driver just told you go to go to the Rosamunde above that stop.
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RT @aplura: Congratulations to @sdwilkerson! @splunk’s PS engineer of the year! #splunk
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Pot drinker in a Keurig house. Pot drinker in a Keurig house. Pot drinker in a Keurig house. Pot drinker in a Keurig house.
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@selenakyle Ah, none of those sound like hand waving. I’m interested in automation and path coverage anomaly detection, for instance.
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e.g.
“We will be the Facebook of Twitter because ______!”
“Won’t that get the hacks immediately?”
“No! I’ve got a machine learning wand!”
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What well known dissertations on machine learning should I read before I form the opinion that it’s dangerous hype?
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RT @stevewerby: CTFs are awesome, but if we can teach students how to articulate recommendations in a way non-technical staff can unders …
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@janinda Ah, yes, Palmer. Great link. Will check on the licenses and see it can be collated into a pull request. ty.
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PS homebrew’s ‘brew beer’ (http://t.co/uV7QvamcQh) is… dated.
Homebrewers: what’s a better extract, partial, and all-grain doc to suggest?
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@chort0 @grahamvsworld 1.6 is in homebrew. https://t.co/lBULgeiwI5, why you runnin’ SL in 2013?
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@GoldbergLawDC kind of a truism: temperature inversions cause precipitation. Ground level hot air rising through cold air condenses, etc.
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@wadebaker @hrbrmstr Alphabet Aerobatics in the DBIR would rule. http://t.co/iSvylabZty
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15 minutes, 12 ounces of hopburst. http://t.co/RpMuTKMwoE
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Robin! A web service was hacked AND another one had a brief outage?
Quick!
To the Bat-grindstone! Bring your ax!
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RT @bbaskin: RT @grantstavely: Anyone have a good mnemonic for d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e? < Delta-four-one… oh damn, it’s ju …
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RT @chrisjager: @grantstavely I’ve got nothing…
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Anyone have a good mnemonic for d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e?
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there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said…
do you know how to drive this thing?
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Trust is being able to reply to a thread and then inbox-zero it because you know the recipient isn’t a heel.
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Link Big Deals to everyday activities to create a Huge F’ing Deal and get a free download of /Pig Farm: Time Crime/!
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TWC (a subsidiary of NYSE:TWX) CEO plans to liquidate shareholder equity on risky infrastructure investment to please 837,000 WIRED readers.
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s/cloud/Happy Fun Ball™/g
If your shit still kinda makes sense, it’s shit, HTH.
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I think my utility server now qualifies as a full CPAN mirror. Perl: What it is good for.
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TIL on Ubuntu “Maverick Meerkat”, and lmbo at that name and Ubuntu in general, that if you type ‘visudo’ you get ‘nano’. Because _________.
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“If inspirational drivel’s such a great motivator, why are you sitting for another TED talk?”, he pleaded from his flesh-toned TED headset.
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RT @grahamvsworld: To see what happens when seven security charlatans stop being polite, and start being real… the real world… RSAC
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@mckt_ well then you need a kegerator or keezer.
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Welp it says I gotta by the end if the day or else, so I guess I gotta. http://t.co/nAlyhbeEd3
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#lazyweb,
Looking to get one of these security things. If you were buying a security, what would you buy?
I’m asking for a friend.
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Get the award winners you want, not the award winners you deserve, with this one single old tip that is so weird and easy that you’ll be am—
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Congratulations to @emccorp, RSA SecureID: @SCMagazine’s Best MultiFactor Product Gold Winner. http://t.co/1u53wayR4X
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Hey @electricfork, congratulations for contributing ES-ISAC records to Verizon’s 2013 DBIR.
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Old-timey hand crafted artisinal snake oil! It pumps! It dumps! http://t.co/yIguODpGkL
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@tommyalanson awesome. I’ve seen kids on East Fayette St maintain sustained wheelies for three+ straight blocks in heavy traffic. It’s rad.
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I am running a bit late to bsidesSF, turns out I don’t have the right wrench at home to take the toilet seat off the toilet in my apartment.
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“Hacking InfoSec Mailing List Post Velocity as a f(x) of Security Convention Popularity for Fun and Profit—You’re doing it RIGHT! Fail!” —Me
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@StrongwaterSec heh, never let other people wear any of your capes.
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Damn, this one has URGENT in the subject, is flagged, and has VIP CCs. Better put on my close-reading goggles, safety helmet, and cape.
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Man, speak of the devil.
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@mckt_ I used to use VLC + AirTunes to sorta do that. VLC has includes A/V sync adjustment settings.
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Proper glasswear for con-flu chlorophrenamine maleate bubbly. Con-flu deserves it. You deserve it. http://t.co/xq6wZXHk
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@selenakyle Don’t we sorta have detection heuristic disclosure? Suricata rules, Bro scripts, Splunk apps, Virustotal, Argus reports, etc…
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Indicator disclosure maturity is following the path vulnerability disclosure.
Incident reports on FD?
Indicator bounty programs?
Why not?
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@grahamvsworld I will, as a courtesy, not go to anything having to do with RSA. (except b-sides).
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Don’t pretend a high art / low art critique is arguing matters of style: it’s all high art. First be generous, then be critical.
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@maradine @grahamvsworld http://t.co/CBFb73Ri two nights ago. Better beer, better sauce, almost-as-good-(not-as-good)-crust.
Jerks.
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@justdionysus I mentioned CharmSec to someone last night at the Shmoocon hotel bar and they immediately asked if I know you.
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Barcode for sale, never scanned.
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A fresh incident report to edit, a fresh ‘Further investigation revealed…’ to excise.
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RT @CrucialCarl: Looking for a “Cybercybercyber Forensic Analyst” for our incident response and forensics team. Near Baltimore, MD. ht …
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Your iTunes library is a safe place for album artwork. In bed.
Learn Chinese: stupid man = Dum Fuk
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A hell of an act: every scripting language module named differently in the package manager than is used to import|require|use in a script.
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RT @Centurion: Facebook is hiring for a bunch of security positions: https://t.co/Xt24tsJt. – Feel free to DM me if interested
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BAD PASSWORD: it is WAY too short
BAD PASSWORD: is a palindrome
Retype new password:
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RT @Centurion: Security people: not every problem in the world is a security failure. Get over it.
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RT @NextTechBlog: Pixels In Television Screens Are Literally Game-Changing The Disruption Of The Nacho Digestion Space
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Irony Mad Libs™!
“Man, I sure don’t give any fucks about _______ (NOUN).”
See? You have opinions about all that stuff. Try again.
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Claiming to not care about a thing is, literally, text-book irony. It’s an argument that performs it’s own undoing. It’s hilarious. Do it.
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BREAKING: Studies find, 99% of lay people lack expertise in your field.
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RT @PGuardSoft: Check our first #infographic: Data Breaches Review - Takeaways for the Business http://t.co/TWZVefZd
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BREAKING
Funk band records tune that isn’t about being in a funk band, playing funk, or getting funky. All 17 members dead in the studio.
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@alexhutton @jack_daniel I carve all of my e-mail in VRML from my aerotrim. Top posting? Newbies teapot my infinite monty-hallways. =/
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@ssoper I looked on your github and don’t see the pizza recipe there. Is something wrong?
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Dry hopping 5 gal. Surly Bitter Brewer w/ 2.5 oz. Glacier hops. Hopunion tasting notes: “Pleasant & Hoppy” http://t.co/oerLwHRG
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Non-Drinkers INSURANCE. http://t.co/JLrYL4m7
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Locked a bag of candy and two wine glasses in the rental house by the door as we checked out.
Extracted all three through the pet door. =]
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RT @nostrich: Congrats on your “wannabe version of the 37signals blog redesign,” A List Apart, you bunch of amateurs.
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RT @nostrich: Doesn’t get much more fucked up than programmers critiquing design.
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RT @nostrich: Haha, this entire comment thread. http://t.co/33ac4Ccp
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@ssoper cool they make one. I wish milds were more popular. They can be great, and I usually just want a beer with lunch, not a buzz.
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Other Carr insights: music was creative in the mid-60s and late-70s, something about Google, something about Google, and something about Go—
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”Oh this computer thing might develop a fraud problem.”
Really?
Can’t y’all dislike Facebook and without all the rationalizing?
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In the year 2000, we’ll have the technology to door-ajar-light dishwashers just like ovens and fridges and cars and garages.
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Don’t stir your beer. http://t.co/uBaVLqi9
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Cracked flask http://t.co/7O2klIcf
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I refuse to rethink my preferences.
Please sign my petition to require pepperoni on the menu.
It’s the principle!
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“Security for security’s sake.”
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RT @SeinfeldToday: Elaine’s bf (Chris Pratt) dumps her because she refuses to watch The Wire. ELAINE: I mean how good can it really be? …
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RT @aChrisSmith: It hurt me LOLing at: @kim_partridge: Hungover non-tech journalist covers a tech launch. Very funny. http://t.co/Pc3ovnmY"
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So, @vurtyou found my stir plate magnet.
It was where I’d already looked. Twice.
It wasn’t stuck to anything metal, just sitting there.
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@tqbf @selenakyle @adamjodonnell The Atlantic now hosts GRAND RE-OPENING! NOW LEASING! dilapidated-apartment-building-signs for cults. nbd.
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@selenakyle HE COMES.
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Ignorant and wicked are the doings of those helpless who, in the case of empty carafes, fail to brew more coffee.
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Amazon Cloud Player, or, “Tunes you were listening to right before you bought your first MP3 player.”
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RT @chair6: @grantstavely @grahamvsworld Time to fork the ‘Quantified Self’ movement into the ‘Risk-Quantified Self’? ALE = SLE x ARO, …
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So, I’m thinking about adopting the CVSS as a combination I Ching seed and life coach. Any quant risk people have opinions? Don’t be so shy!
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PSA: Marry a chemical engineer if you can.
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“Uh, I got this stuff on my hands and now they feel slimy and soap doesn’t work.”
“Oh, it’s eating the fats in your skin. Use baking soda.”
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Copyediting by committee is a war of attrition masquerading as negotiations for consensus.
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RT @brendanbank: Job opportunity: Network Security Architect at http://t.co/FC4NcBqe - Amsterdam Area, Netherlands #jobs http://t.co/ofl …
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RT @imaguid: [new rant] imperva’s anti-virus study is garbage http://t.co/NPdy75pN
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Even when I do notice (rarely) that @stevenf’s http://t.co/Y0BETZRK hid comments that I wanna see, I’m reminded how cool it is.