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Twitter posts from 2009

  1. #code2009 perl, javascript, python, java, sh—who’m I kidding? English mostly, a buncha memes, some broken glass, and lotsa rattle-can black.

  2. My 500 Days of Summer alternate ending credit roll theme choice: Kid Koala — Moon River.

    http://j.mp/5uCNnC

    Great film, constant riffing.

  3. @jeson @slp22 thanks!

  4. I’m really hoping I get a cordless razor and some perfume from one of you thoughtful people this season. Maybe tickets to a romantic comedy?

  5. Celebrate the end of the semester with a proper cocktail — follow @johnemcintyre’s instruction and enjoy a martini, up.

    http://j.mp/4xr402

  6. @ddeighton important selinux commands to remember: semange, sesetbool, chcon, restorecon, chmod 777, and bangheadondesk -Z

  7. Happy Solstice ☼.

    It’s getting brighter all the time (it can’t get no darker).

  8. My first of three grades for the semester just posted: an A.

    Now considering a January web-only macro economics—3 credits in 3 weeks. Eek.

  9. Please refrain from eating the menu.

  10. @CrucialCarl congratulations!

  11. Let there be Light.

    Let ANSI Blue be 102,187,255, because 0,0,187 on a black background is insane.

    Let there be firmament in the midst…

  12. The 20th @CharmSec is tonight at @SlaintePub in Fells Point, at 7PM, sharp. Don’t trust the valet, he isn’t a valet. We waive all responsib-

  13. @jjthomas driving in excess of the posted speed limit within a radar-monitored temporary tax-collection zone.

  14. Nothing says “Hey, I’m middle class, can’t we just settle this with cash?” like a conservative suit and tie in traffic court.

  15. @GoldbergLawDC congratulations!

  16. @dionthegod congratulations!

  17. Relaxing & having a home brew I made in 2007–-aging made it drinkable. No, I wouldn’t have cellared it if it wasn’t terrible at first.

  18. Many of my passwords have backspaces in them.

  19. @alexhutton well I guess I’m done then.

    rimshot

  20. @alexhutton d, e, o, and n? I’m in #sansids the next two days and don’t have time to go further than pdf → photoshop → OCR → ASCII.

  21. deeedonndnenonnneedeedoonedddnoonneednonddooondededddonoednneednddnoenoonennnodddnoeeenedeoooodddnnnendeeooooneneednnonddneendoenonoeeedenen

  22. Dear Prudence, Steel and Glass, Dig a Pony, Scared, Working Class Hero, I Want You (She’s So Heavy), Instant Karma, Imagine, John Sinclair.

  23. Editing a group project for school, just found that one member’s last-minute contribution is entirely plagiarized from Wikipedia.

  24. Reading some godam Salinger I’ve been meaning to get to. Don’t get me started, Christ. I mean just /look/ at this.

  25. Snow is pouring, the wood stove is whirring, The Boy is purring, & coffee’s pouring, as I gaze out this winter morn.

    Blasting Mogwai.

  26. Businessman’s Cant™ is similar to Legalese, but of course like all cants, BC speakers are trying to conceal meaning from outsiders.

  27. Of all the low-bandwidth induced patois, the pidgin of phone conferencese and Businessman’s Cant is the most infuriating to outsiders.

  28. Here’s to my sweet Satan: Just did about a mile of my solo walk home from Fells backwards. Great comments from bar patrons!

  29. To Dulles ✈ for an @ians_security roundtable. Going only for the scenic beltway → tollroad commute that I miss oh, so much.

  30. And on the third day, @philip_daigle said: “I want a tab labeled Remedial Options.”

  31. OH, two guys leaving the bar last night in expensive hip leather jackets, “It’s a little too professional in here.”

  32. Spot me in #4 RT @vurtyou: @baltimoreMD Pics from last night’s splendid HH @yellowdogtavern (Mayor Dixon visited too!) http://bit.ly/64c9Ni

  33. ★★★★★ DJ Z-Trip and DJ P – Uneasy Listening
    (http://j.mp/A1ZT) rock, cut, sample, & 90s hip-hop mix extraordinaire

    (tyvm @crucialcarl)

  34. University life-hack: The Snort-Sigs mailing list is a great resource for those pesky homework problems. Professors don’t know about it!

  35. A graphic design spec-work equivalent of an @attritionorg Postal: http://j.mp/7Qk1um

  36. GAIN: 11
    VOLUME: 11
    LOW: 11
    MID: 0
    HIGH: 11

    (glissando)

  37. Taking a cue from @censey, I’m attending @taosecurity’s SANS Incident Detection Summit as the Senior Vice President and Chairman, @CharmSec

  38. Hey @cmarczewski, find or start a local CitySec. Meet and learn from diverse local community, network, sponge from pros. Cost: free.

  39. Just painted a 3’x3’ canvas I disliked rattle-can black. The orig. oil painting texture is still showing. I’m a havenooiln’toolazytosandist.

  40. Of course ctl-v won’t work, right click, X-Mouse, duh.

    And it’s alt-space-e-p on that console, middle-click there, and ⌘-v there!

    Move!

  41. @ebertchicago *Jake smacks Evelyn around a bit with a large trout

  42. Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and sysadmin hat.

  43. DNS sniffing with Python+Scapy: syslog output, command line options, bind querylog, & more data logged. @linuxgeek247

    http://j.mp/51DTPI

  44. So Heathcliff, Garfield, Hobbes, Sylvester, Dinah, Tom, Figaro, Jonesy, Azrael, Snowball V, and Lion-O are listening to Coltrane, when sudd–

  45. I frequently don’t recommend CSPAN call-in hours with ‘democrat lines’ and ‘republican lines’ and ‘independent lines’.

    Sausage and laws.

  46. I just reserved our usual tables at @slaintepub for @CharmSec tonight. I’m expecting a lighter crowd, given the whole 19 thing.

  47. VirusTotal added NIST NSRL lookups in March. I just noticed. Oops. http://j.mp/1Qxb9e http://j.mp/wwxqf

  48. Unraveling the mystery behind @CharmSec 19 is tricky but I think I’m on to something: http://j.mp/35mrfw (leaving off 2 and /1/ of course)

  49. http://translate.google.com/ doesn’t speak Latin either. Hoc est ars per occultum scripturam animi sui voluntatem absentibus aperiendi certa

  50. @adamshostack @oneraindrop excellent advise, elsewhere¹ called Conway’s Law²

    ¹ Tufte, http://j.mp/Ynqz7
    ² Conway, http://j.mp/AZ0Oo

  51. I’m re-enjoying @DCoffeen’s Rhetoric lectures. Lecture 16 will improve your writing if even only one point penetrates. http://j.mp/3GlK1Y

  52. -@AlexPanicev that is’s a nice endorsement you’ve got there, do you come here often? Frank Monaldi does have a great rep: http://j.mp/2ElQyw

  53. @ecogordo @jjthomas thanks, only have the the crappy edger my knives came with. It sounds like I should just get a table sharpener instead

  54. Dear Baltimore: Where do you get your knives sharpened?

    Literally.

    No, the chef, paring, and utility kind.

  55. Chicago, I don’t know how you make one block smell like sewer gas and the next like fresh brownies, but you should license that shit.

  56. Belief in false superstitions is very bad luck.

  57. In Chicago – a friend presented http://j.mp/SBXOC (pdf) at an ACM workshop (http://j.mp/Dlvhf) and invited @vurtyou and I for the weekend.

  58. Second City, Art Institute, Sears Tower, Live Music, Food

    30 8 13 11 5 Fly to Chicago for the weekend > /dev/null 2>&1

  59. @oneeyedcarmen nice work on that shake down flatfoot. How’d you get the hooey on that grifter’s rap? http://j.mp/ERdzQ

  60. @shmausen AT&T is having problems in Baltimore, it’s not you, it’s them. As usual.

  61. @vurtyou @saysaylobbyist tell him to bring candy canes for the kids http://j.mp/434xXv ( Gratuitous belly shot!: http://j.mp/jaqAX )

  62. @saysaylobbyist b’more Santacrawl is typically men-only but a dozen girls from http://j.mp/3qjkyb showed up last year and no one complained.

  63. You can take that Magic Quadrant™ and cram it in your magic ✿ quadrant, buddy.

  64. Disgruntled Star Editor Takes Constructive Revenge

    http://j.mp/1AY0SW

  65. ars technica syntax highlighting blocks match ars technia branding. http://j.mp/3srKzQ

  66. @stevewerby thanks, feared that conversation had dropped to DMs. Surely Linux & Unix are in that cohort as well?@StrongwaterSec similar exp?

  67. @GoldbergLawDC @danphilpott great points. Beware those who condemn as failures to holistically solve problems all stepwise improvements.

  68. @dionthegod @sdwilkerson Thusrday the 19th works for me, but I’ll have to miss the Valient Thorr show at Sonar so you guys better ROCK \m/.

  69. @frednecksec FBI: Businesses pull the impact-to-business card

    60 min: ??

    FBI: I’m going to have to use my ongoing-investigation card

  70. @dionthegod let me know if you find anyone, all of my pet projects have stagnated thanks to school and work and it’s very frustrating.

  71. @cyberhiker I just walked five blocks, bought 2 boxes #4 filters, and returned home to find my coffee can empty too. Madly using half-decaf.

  72. Dvorák Sympony No. 9: appropriately dramatic music for a Sunday morning without a single coffee filter in the house.

  73. Knock, Knock
    Who’s There?
    KK
    WT?
    kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt?

    …kk?, wt, kk?, wt

    Philip Glass
    http://j.mp/4eghoI

  74. @ssoper yup, @vurtyou is in San Diego, she just sent me a beach shot: http://twitpic.com/oirrz

  75. @marcusjcarey D’oh! See you tomorrow regardless.

  76. Considering blue team CTF at @dojocon w/ @electricfork and @crucialcarl, need fourth. Prefer someone that has done one before. We haven’t.

  77. Enjoyed Titus last night: http://j.mp/WLIwK, http://j.mp/4Dv6Ey

    @ebertchicago rightly considers it Scream 1593.

    Bear thou my hand indeed.

  78. circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because

  79. @wrayjustin haha, MacPorts has been a nightmare. I’ve ended up port -f uninstall all, clean all, retrying now. Are you taking the course?

  80. Prepping my MacBook for @DojoCon SANS Scapy Training today but thinking about lunch. http://j.mp/34CBNt http://j.mp/2jqeXE

  81. If solutions aren’t available, I’d be willing to consider services but NOT products.

  82. I’m looking for some turn-key solutions that meet my needs, with a good ROI, and absolutely no headaches.

    Compliancy a plus!

    #lazyweb

  83. !! > @ebertchicago Bruce Lee plays ping pong, lights matches with nunchuks, and other footage of finite interest. http://j.mp/AO7A7

  84. My back tells me that VIRCO doesn’t dogfood back at HQ.

    After I graduate, I’m going to Samir a 9000 Classic Tablet Arm with power tools.

  85. The menu is not the meal.

  86. @sdwilkerson Brasserie Beck is now on the to-do list. It’ll be great knowing so many faces from @charmsec, looks like most are going.

  87. Shmoocon barcode printed. See you at The Wardman, Harry’s, Murphy’s, Tono sushi, Pizza Paradiso, Brickskellar, and etc in February!

  88. @gattaca I found the link and got a ticket at the bottom the same way I won 7 rounds of rochambeau at ShmooCon '07: sheer luck.

  89. I just reserved my @shmoocon ticket. Liking the process.

  90. Watching Jimmy Swaggart explore The Truth instead of going to church this morning. $150 bibles! full of Truth! Give them for Christmas!

  91. ♫ The Nuggitz - Stales From The Crypt: http://j.mp/4lXxwe

  92. The barber at Super Hot Cuts in Reisterstown remarked more than once about the cowlicks on my head, never mentioned the GIANT SCAR. Love it.

  93. Tom Waits. Brawlers. Loud.

    About to walk to Cinghale w/ @vurtyou and a few solos of stout.

    Need a boom box so that I can take Tom w/ us.

  94. What is your favorite Windows-Server-2008-compatible event-log-to-remote-syslog-daemon service? #kickme

  95. What is the typically prescribed penance for recommending ESR to someone? Six XP installs and an Act of OSX Repair Permissions?

  96. .@ssoper I haven’t seen a good Open Source is a Religion, not a Solution rant since the late 90s. Someone buy @chriswilsondc ESR’s tCatB.

  97. “This machine adopts memes second wave, champions them, becomes disillusioned, then resents people still following them.”

    • Woody Guthrie
  98. ♫ On a boat -> “@djcheeba check this mix from DJ Moneyshot… nautical theme for the DOP show on friday! Skills! http://j.mp/3v2qL3

  99. ‘Y’know?’ is best abused by Apollo astronauts. Duke: “The doc said my heart rate was 144 at lift-off. John’s was 70.” http://j.mp/1yIt7K

  100. Anyone going to the Snoop, Method Man, Redman and Devin the Dude show tomorrow in B’more? Is it sold out? I’d skip class to go.

  101. @codinghorror I never considered needing an EICAR/GTUBE equivalent for credit card numbers, looks like there are a few http://j.mp/2wSk1B

  102. @aaronbarnett “…like the expletives that are complicating your search for God.” http://bit.ly/1FGs7V

  103. The use of emoticons http://j.mp/24j8Ma on Gerty in Moon is brilliant ☺. http://j.mp/MKO2U Among film’s biblical names, is his from Hamlet?

  104. Primer: The Perils and Paradoxes of Restricted Time Travel
    Narration. Fabula vs. Syuzhet: http://j.mp/3YTQMo (pdf)

  105. There’s only one guy in a Star Trek (Spock, TOS, go figure) necktie at this NIST workshop. I demand a full refund.

  106. Marshall Abrams SHALL have the extraordinary ability to stay engaging while effectively discussing NIST SP 800-53 for over 60 minutes. Check

  107. Scientists propose frantic powerpoint slide transcribers, leatherette notepads, business card swapers, to power meetings of the future.

  108. Thieves broke into the house across the street last night. The one for sale. The one that has been entirely empty for years. So it goes.

  109. If I worked HCI for an app (hire me, please), my goal would be to write myself out of a job with magic, not to produce meaningful errors.

  110. @wrayjustin and I’m guilty. But when I paste 20k items into a field and it says “ERROR” it’s a piece of shit, not a :%s/\n/, /g opportunity.

  111. @wrayjustin I’m convinced that modern unix types are in love with solving small problems with small tools. It’s navel-gazing.

  112. Just told an analyst that the ability to rapidly convert line feeds to arbitrary delimiters is a life skill. Help, need to get out more.

  113. I was born just past the “Who Shot J.R.?” ring. http://j.mp/1eTjBd My parents are at the I Love Lucy ring. My grandparents are off the map.

  114. Previous link to scale, thanks Will. Why did Contact get it so wrong? >@will_torres @grantstavely Reminds me of this: http://bit.ly/6xWJG

  115. I forgot how amazing this was (forgiving the wildly inaccurate visual vs. radio scale) > @iA Intro to “Contact”: http://bit.ly/3MnKL4

  116. @oneeyedcarmen I’m dragging the usual suspects plus two to @dojocon, is anyone putting together plans for Friday evening yet?

  117. Oh, you like to let your software updates bake in at less important customers for 6 months? Can I talk to someone not in sales?

  118. Anyone going to the NIST ICS workshop Friday 10/23 in Bethesda? Did I wait too long to register? I need 2 passes =/. http://j.mp/4wNJoV

  119. @oneeyedcarmen @electricfork I ‘gave’ all my shmooballs to my cats at about 30 mph. They start too much of an arms race for the office.

  120. .@SpaceManAndy sure, for a spacer. NASA should have control subjects with them to validate that kind of claim. I’d volunteer.

  121. @SpaceManAndy “Returning to Terra Firma is like: A) walking after skating B) Jumping off a trampoline C) A total bummer D) All of the above”

  122. The same parallels could be drawn between [chem|mech|civ] Engineering courses and Ethics chapters vs Systems Architecture glossary entries.

  123. In my Accounting class, fraud discussion constitutes most of chapter 5. In my Systems Architecture class, security isn’t in the glossary.

  124. @marcusjcarey I’ma start calling you Holden Caulfield.

  125. Apparently @Scheierblog has a slightly larger readership than mine. http://j.mp/iOfil

  126. @ilya_burdman: “Come on, you guys would tell me if I pissed you off right? Ok, well I know @grantstavely would. But the rest of you?”

  127. @gattaca apathy is the new privacy, but my resume and house listings (were I selling) are things I’d want to be easily discoverable

  128. Kid Koala’s SS (non-Slew) set tonight is a late one http://j.mp/4gnuZ, http://j.mp/1u6j6Z. Dinner in DC first? (apropos: http://j.mp/37Mt5y)

  129. @grecs CharmSec 18 isn’t until the 29th

  130. ♫ Get Down Make Love ♫ makes me regret not keeping a Strat and Pignose at my desk at work.

  131. FIRST PULL UP ☝ THEN PULL DOWN ☟

  132. The biggest thing I miss about consulting is completing audit engagements thinking I made the world a better place w/ a deliverable.

  133. Forgot my wedding ring at the house this morning. Remembered to complain about school on twitter. Priorities!

  134. “What video output device is used on most computers and tvs?” (The answer is ‘CRT’ for those of you not in college, he replied smugly)

  135. @shrdlu relevant Ron Paulism: “The ADA should have never been passed… it is an intrusion into private property rights.” http://j.mp/1aif7o

  136. There is a toy with dead batteries surreally looping Fur Elise somewhere (a trashcan?) in my alley. The pitches are all winding-down wrong.

  137. Hober Mallow trading as I fell asleep, The Mule whining when I awoke. http://j.mp/QaoKg

  138. Thanks @charmsec and @slaintepub for the Guinness spoon – made a Black and Tan w/ 60 minute IPA and home brew stout. Yum. (it didn’t layer)

  139. Pre-web Nielsen seems so much more sane than advice-about-the-web Nielsen. Prescient HCI paper analyzing post-WIMP 'puting http://j.mp/EYHzS

  140. @CrucialCarl buy in bulk, it isn’t perishable and you don’t teetotal. Packaged goods stores in the city are open Sundays. http://j.mp/45rrbj

  141. Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing cities with foot long hotdogs from helicopters, then eaten. (http://j.mp/9jodI)

  142. Infrastructure gaffes like this make my stomach turn like pictures of ledges make my hands sweat. Oof, empathy. http://j.mp/yndzb

  143. The women cheering at passing marathoners out front are actually praising my work on this term paper.

    Woo!

    Way to go guy!

  144. @dionthegod mystery is ¾ exposition, ¼ vicarious crime & punishment. Better pictures and strings (The Wire) than bad dialog (Law & Order).

  145. Now, I’ve got to give an INTERESTING old lady a manicure, but I’ll be back before you’re done.

    (la lala la lah)

    dynamite explodes

  146. I’m inviting the industrial designer of my 90s era digital thermostat over for dinner. What kind of stew should I make of his/her children?

  147. Coffee’s for closers.

  148. Prisoner’s Dilemma sales: “I’m in on travel to see one of your competitors, but I don’t want you to miss this great opportunity!”

  149. If an app is signed in a way that includes LSUIPresentationMode, changes invalidate the signature. http://j.mp/iFrVp

    codesign -vvv sad.app

  150. “Keychain returned: -25293”.

    I’m breaking app signing, so their keychain access is breaking. How to resolve?

  151. Why does LSUIPresentationMode (via @eternalstorms’s PresentYourApps, ♥) intermittently break? Keychain? Mail, @adium accounts fail login.

  152. YAY. >@tqbf There is now @ebertchicago. THAT IS ALL.

  153. Every list of password tips should have a 0th entry apologizing for how terrible it is that we have to rely on passwords to use these things

  154. .@thnetos’s nsm-console (http://j.mp/ee5oT) looks awesome, looking forward to playing with it, (and maybe porting http://j.mp/1RMacm to it)

  155. Is @adium’s name server suffering an attack or just moving? I’m getting ID mismatches and/or no response. http://74.63.12.192/ is sketchy.

  156. SIC TRANSIT GLORIA MUNDI

  157. .@Adium’s facebook captcha UI is so un-adium I had to check the source code. http://j.mp/2cAWk Upgrading to 1.4: http://j.mp/1eH5WL

  158. “and thus (the work) cannot be performed since one cannot perform that which does not exist”

    – Schoenberg, re: Verklärte Nacht, Op. 4

  159. That you continue to call level one folks ‘monkeys’ is a tell.

  160. The week C-levels ask for bug’s-eye-views of IR metrics is always the week the incidents and investigations have funny, inappropriate names.

  161. I don’t get it.

  162. @dionthegod @danphilpott I’ll be at @dojosec. @philip_daigle will be there. I haven’t heard from anyone else.

  163. Dr. @alexhutton, Dr. @hypatiadocta, welcome to Jurassic Park: <meta name=“GENERATOR” content="Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Windows NT 5…

  164. @frednecksec @CrucialCarl The obscurity argument is boring, it just doesn’t reduce risk enough to bother. Port knock or VPN instead?

  165. The 1975 Signet paperback of Harlan Ellison’s ‘Dangerous Visions’ collection I ordered last week for $5 just arrived. It smells amazing.

  166. >@mcsweeneys A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference: http://j.mp/WcPgb

  167. @stevewerby it’s the new /part, /nick, /join in moderated channels. Block them and it all goes away, until they come back with another name.

  168. @danphilpott great paper. 550 code error leaks are nasty, breaking SMTP is nastier. Outsource the MX and ignore RFCs on MTA 550s.

  169. …and the new Kid Koala release he’s touring, The Slew, is a free download: http://j.mp/Be054 I’ll definitely be at the Silver Spring set.

  170. Kid Koala: Six Turntables Meets the Ex-Wolfmother Rhythm Section. Silver Spring – Oct. 16 at the Gallery in Silver Spring. http://j.mp/QoH9d

  171. @SpaceManAndy turn ‘show hidden characters’ off. http://j.mp/5Lgrz

  172. @electricfork I see a colored Joy Division album, a sweet drop shadow, poor axis labels, unexplained 20s fading, weird 90s gaps, no context

  173. So a well-heeled life coach, a lifestyle products party magnate, a homeopathy advocate MBE, and a wealthy feng shui consultant walk into a–

  174. http://twitpic.com/jk8kv - The homebrew stout is a great success, now to enjoy the first pint

  175. @linuxgeek247 oops, just realized I forgot the o-scope. It is apparently your albatross. Bring it to @dojosec?

  176. Set aside an hour to watch @tqbf, @miketracy, and @nate_mcfeters’s talk, ‘Indie Software Security: A ~12 Step Program’ http://j.mp/y5WRm

  177. @jjthomas, of course not silly, it isn’t out yet!

    (@mikenealis you sure ‘booted’ that one!)

  178. I’m pouring wine at the Canton Wine and Jazz thing 3:30 to 7:30, then hosting a Windows 7 house party at my place. Stop by either.

  179. #7: You a Yankee fan?
    #5: No, Baltimore.
    #7: Baltimore? That’s like being hit in the head with a crow bar once a day.

    – 12 Angry Men

  180. There are few things more tiresome than listening to geeks verbally fuzz forensics laws with juris doctorates as if laws were protocol RFCs.

  181. @censey @omniweb for life. Nothing compares.

  182. “Hi, Dad, it’s me, I wired it wrong.”

    “It’s probably just the safety switch on the door, put the door back on.”

    “Oh, right. Thanks.”

  183. @oneeyedcarmen if you ever see me dancing with @philip_daigle, take my keys.

  184. I can’t stop watching Windows 7 House Party videos. Why did they edit out the dance-offs!?! http://j.mp/3fyLeI (stay for 1:20)

  185. My Day

    • HVAC inside fan motor died, I can fix it myself
    • The officer ticketed me at only 29 MPH over
    • @CharmSec tonight!

  186. @dionthegod I see GETS like that in the wild all the time, nice to see I’m not completely foolish for not figuring out what the strings are

  187. @electricfork I think @censey was looking for the Melville (played by Bob Uecker) character. I haven’t read far enough to say yet.

  188. Taylor reads Moby Dick for Lynn, the Indians are the Pequod, pitching is harpooning, Cleveland is Nantucket, Mrs. Phelps is is the…

  189. I shouldn’t have watched Major League before reading Moby Dick. I Can’t un-see it.

    Queequeg is Cerrano.

    Yojo is Jobu.

    Ishmael is Vaughn?

  190. @dionthegod nice! If I had more time I’d ping my step-dad @LieutenantBill for stuff but he’s over an hour drive away. http://j.mp/bGSW1

  191. @dionthegod http://deviating.net/lockpicking and a lot of patience. I don’t know anyone with bump picks, spare lock sets, etc. Would be fun!

  192. @censey I buy concert tickets last.fm tells me about, because it knows what I like (http://j.mp/QGKd3). Facebook and twitter, not so much.

  193. My assertion: Discoverable, simple guest wifi socially engineers guests away from wired corporate networks. (NB, not a control) T/F?

  194. This should be interesting: >@dionthegod @charmsec I’ll be there – Anyone coming to charmsec have locks and picks (and know-how)?

  195. Malware kit devs, clean up your UX, your default values are leaking. re: “Your Image File Name Here without a path” http://j.mp/3SOI4a

  196. Live by the clipboard, die by the clipboard.

    Information deserves better analysis, graphics, and copy editing.

    http://j.mp/4oIy2E

  197. @danphilpott managerial finance, financial econometrics, frustrated anarcho-syndics, anarcho-capitalists, and executives.

  198. @oneeyedcarmen are das boots take-home? What’s on them? I mIght stop by, I need a way to drink a six pack without the hassle of refilling.

  199. Experiment: Play Steven Reich’s Music for 18 Musicians for three cats, one man.

    Hypothesis: ¾ subjects to maintain blunted affect, stripes.

  200. Trying Mekong Delta for lunch at noon. It’s been too long since I’ve seen the bottom of a bowl of Phở bò tái. http://j.mp/159ivy

  201. Dan Brown’s success http://j.mp/xnJsZ validates Smith^H^H^H^HEbert’s ‘invisible hand of the marketing dollar spent’. http://j.mp/QjT0f

  202. Enjoying a STROH 80 (Austrian 160 proof rum) & Mexican Coca-cola after a Mt. bike ride. Tastes like butterscotch and Chuck Taylor hi-tops.

  203. Neat. Network fs locks don’t impact interactivity, system feels fine: up 683 days, 18:39, 2 users, load average: 1012.70, 628.23, 508.93

  204. Since I started attending @DojoSec, I last longer, my teeth are whiter, and it’s made in Germany. You know the Germans make good stuff.

  205. Internet Detective work is a social faux pas, but we had to find out why Phơ Hương Mới closed: not enough business.

    http://j.mp/1S7IEO

  206. Watching the socratic method break down in undergrad night classes contains NO quinine.

  207. ¹ Developer Wings™ are made of tar and feather. Buy a set today! Use as directed.

  208. Every time a multi-step navigation process is sent instead of a hot link because the web app can’t hot link, a developer gets his wings¹.

  209. I’m all faklempt. Talk amongst yourselves, I’ll give you a topic:

    SELinux is neither Security nor is it Enhanced. Discuss.

  210. Jean shorts aren’t bought, they’re earned.

  211. Packing for @electricfork’s 30th & Oktoberfest

    • Soft pretzels, from scratch
    • Camera
    • Growlers, 2-♥'d Batch home brew
    • 8oz NC Moonshine

  212. The kids, little India Pale Ale and baby Stout are all tucked in (IPA kegged, Stout burping primary).

    IPA made a mess in his fermenter ☹

  213. Man, I don’t need that shit, I’m high on a cold. I’ve been dizzy for days with very little paranoia, no cravings, and hey, it’s natural! ✌

  214. @IBMFedCyber "Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to… Delaware.

    Hi. I’m in Delaware."

  215. Kick ass. (neat Wire cameo too!) >@djcheeba Video mix is now online
    http://www.ninjatune.net/solidsteel
    http://www.vimeo.com/6489862

  216. I thought CSPAN was doing an Orson Wellesish radio drama. Eerie lack of ✈ in the sky that night as @vurtyou gave blood a the + station. ✌

  217. I’m brewing a stout batch so that I can feel like I’ve accomplished /something/ on my second day home sick, but I can’t smell a damn thing.

  218. @linuxgeek247 I’m going to guess you just added tab autocomplete to your ircish twitter client? Gimme ops.

  219. @linuxgeek247 ditto – I’m not into any particular OSs (or licenses) enough, but the presentations are usually quality.

  220. @ddeighton I keep forgetting about CALUG, joining their oops. hold on, gotta take this “YEAH, HELLO? YEAH, RUBBISH, YEAH” mailman list.

  221. School-night cocktails 101

    THE DIRTY TONIC

    Pile olives in a rocks glass, top with ice, brim with tonic water. Wink at closed Gin bottle.

  222. Finally put Blood Meridian back on the shelf without a bookmark, enjoying free professional help from Yale to digest http://j.mp/19Zd9Y

  223. ♫ I’m so happy when you are near me / I’m so sad when you’re away ♫

    http://is.gd/32GHi

  224. Which are skipped more? Intro skits, Ringo, Daltry, Roger Taylor, or Roger Waters tunes, Stones albums, post-Clash Strummer bands, or Rush?

  225. @alexhutton The Dan. Too many discount them as disco.

    Nobody disrespects Moon’s drumming, Townshend’s windmill, or Daltry’s uh, stuttering.

  226. I just upgraded to @textpattern 4.2. http://j.mp/4UwxX

  227. Mt. Dew GAME FUEL tastes like wine cooler & looks like an Idiocracy commercial. I pine for the 70s sugar water logos & hillbilly reputation.

  228. ./spray-eicar.pl -h
    Udage: spray-eicar.pl [-vd] [-p path] [-f file]
    Enumerate directory level antivirus exclusions.

    http://is.gd/2TcYY

  229. Stinks of PR: http://is.gd/2SycF, straw men, unchecked adjectives, slippery slopes, and more PR: http://is.gd/2Syq1 Lions and tigers and etc

  230. Pay no attention to @philip_daigle, we purposely trained him wrong… as a joke.

  231. I can’t get over how solid @apollosuns’s “Shall Noise Upon” is, straight through. Brilliant.

  232. Is this a pole legitimate use of packed javascript (see version 2.4)? http://is.gd/2O4EQ Is there such a thing? I don’t consider it an FP.

  233. ¹ In better tellings of Chicken Little, Foxy Woxy eats Chicken Little and his entire the-sky-is-falling posse. Acorns, dummy. Acorns.

  234. Knocking on the door says “I’m here, let’s go”.

    Honking from the car says “WAKE UP EVERYBODY! WAKE UP! THE SKY IS FALLING! WE GOTTA GO!” ¹

  235. @zrlram check out Munin, it trivial to install and extend; any number you can compute on the shell can be graphed. http://is.gd/2M6XF

  236. @IANS_Security pie charts are an anathema to data representation, your data deserves better. http://is.gd/2LIyI, http://is.gd/2LIHe

  237. @jjthomas @censey Uh-oh, I’m both an unabashed hater hater AND hater hater hater. Oh, the self-loathing.

  238. Don’t hesitate? Feel free? If I have any questions? More than happy, eh?

    I won’t, I always do, I don’t, and gee whiz that’s swell.

  239. At the Adrian Belew Trio show in Annapolis, 20 feet from the stage. Holycrapsoexcitedfapfapfap

  240. I cringe when the syllabus reads like a rock star rider. No cheating, OK. No laptops in class? Cell phone ring tone rules? Are we not men?

  241. Oh, I am serious. Look, this is my serious face.

  242. .@REGISTER_COM, renewal and transfer depts. talk much?, I shouldn’t have to renew a domain w/ you to transfer it away, before it expires.

  243. @jjthomas This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talkin’ to whoever’s listenin’ out there. (http://is.gd/2Ef5G)

  244. Rattle-can black revitalizes old veneer speakers, blueish-purple rubber bins, jeans, patios, fingertips, thumbs, and lungs. Use as directed.

  245. @electricfork You know what ol’ Jack Burton always says…

  246. Fact: Any modal jazz tunes with synonyms for gypsy or the name of a non-U.S. city in the title will be above average.

  247. Ha, @vurtyou is living the tabs vs. spaces nightmare over an MS Word letter the Army is sending to the government. Not just for coders!

  248. Dear Register,

    I have found a registrar that I think the world of. He’s younger, and a hard upseller, but he undersells you by 75%.

    Bye.

  249. I’m excited about @CharmSec tonight; lots of first-timers to meet. We’ll be at Max’s early (~6:30) for pint night glasses, then Sláinte by 7

  250. @censey the unibody MacBook seems unscathed - my knuckles took the fall on that hand. http://is.gd/2y8ts /bicycle/staircase/gi

  251. I smashed a pint glass in my fist last night, protecting my macbook pro from the same fate while tripping up stairs. I’m stigmatic.

  252. Fresh corny kegs of @DogfishBeer 60 minute IPA always have an interesting flavor that mellows out after a few pints; yeast? Carb process?

  253. Don Norman - “When Security Gets in the Way”. Usability is /the/ elephant in the room. Hard problems. http://is.gd/2x9DG

  254. @aaronbarnett Do those glasses make everything look like it’s under construction, and thus make you forgiving of faults? I want a pair.

  255. @electricfork Feynman “on why”: very good an understatement, ♥d it. I was more digging his difficulty answering questions as posed initially

  256. Going to TechnoForensics? Sneak over to the NIST Museum, it is just around corner and down the hall. http://is.gd/2wUeg

  257. @marcusjcarey Director of Innovation: nice title.

  258. 24h Simplepedia stats: 160 users read 191 articles in 12 languages.

    August: 2589 users, 3908 arcticles, 27 languages.

    http://is.gd/2wrxk

  259. iTunes should lemme tag what side of an album a given track was on on the original album or tape or whatever. I’m in a flipside mood.

  260. …or, did you actually want to talk about DNS kiting, iframes, botnets, vulnerabilities, local admins, etc.?

    What’s DNS, you say?

  261. e.g. We spent $x because criminals in their continued gaming of our tit-for-tat altruism selfishly repurposed your information system.

  262. Feynman on ‘Why?’ reminds me of writing executive summaries in post mortems: http://is.gd/2wj68 (watching series thanks to @gadievron)

  263. @oneeyedcarmen stop, you’ll become my dad, spontaneously grow a mustache and get a buzz cut. Blublockers are slippery slopes.

  264. Vendor just had a fire alarm during our support call. I need that .wav file, brilliant. GO×TTA G×O, SORR×Y. NO, YE×AH, WE’R×E EV×ACUA×TING!

  265. @vurtyou see if they’ll let you run a tab.

  266. @dionthegod J Roddy Walston and the Business was great! The new material is interesting, hopefully the A&R/VPs present felt the same way.

  267. FML >@sobojosie: JFX NB remains closed…I feel bad for all my tweeps stuck in the gridlock (crash with fuel spill was EARLY this morning)

  268. Look, I’m going to ignore your arbitrary capability limitations & try to turn whatever you made into a hammer anyway, just give me a hammer.

  269. @ssoper surprising of Hitchens to qualify prevention of idolatry as ‘rather admirable’. I prefer his 2006 article http://is.gd/2mRAO

  270. It’s twoo! It’s twoo! (going) >@BaltSunArts Few Baltimore bands rock quite as hard as J-Roddy Walston & the Business http://bit.ly/DSQMV

  271. http://twitpic.com/eaoom - Accepting Wile E Coyote schemes to rid absebtee neighbor of lit rooftop palm.

  272. @shrdlu PGP Desktop → Left tabs → PGP Messaging, bottom right, Edit Policies; stay in that sandbox, ignore Outlook 2007 & bang head on desk

  273. For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

  274. Les Paul: Now don’t say it that way, that’s our stock and trade, the Les Paulverizer.
    Mary: Yes, but we’ve got to eat you know.

  275. Now that I’ve stopped subvocalizing security events as I read them I get impatient, grumpy, and depressed even earlier in the morning.

  276. Mr. Sandwich was murdered by me, in the lunch sack, with a 12 ounce can of Sunkist. #lunchClue

  277. Brewed a final Batch! Pale tonight (for a while) w/ magnum, fuggles, cascade, and centennial aroma hops. Stout recipe hunting for next time.

  278. How much do you redact information shared with LEOs?

    • none, I’m a Aries/Sagittarius
    • black fax
    • ●org●●●info●●●
    • BEGIN PGP
    • Don’t share

  279. #Baltimore, I have an extra ticket to see Clutch at Sonar tomorrow night – for sale for $20. http://is.gd/26VrR

  280. Rebuilding our Incident Handling DB+forms one pixel at a time, this wheel I’ve invented sure is rounder than the old one! http://is.gd/26T4j

  281. Commuting to work doesn’t.

  282. Administrator and root RDP & SSH ‘lost connection’ errors : remote system reboots :: Helios running west in fear : the sun rising

  283. If you what to listen for, you can hear “oh well, fuck it, who cares” precede the phrase “we’ll use VNC”.

  284. Wheels @ BWI, lovely Cfa moderate climate, & humidity, want to kiss the ground. G Mark & SFire goons were on my flight. 60 min keg, cya soon

  285. Check the WarVOX project and slides from @hdmoore, great graphics, small multiples, gnuplot freq. analysis, etc. And Pat Fleet

  286. @George_Saylor I didn’t learn anything, some stuff misrepresented, valid concerns, but awfully vague and short

  287. In the Turbo track for Tony Flick’s upcoming Hacking The Smart Grid talk, of course, and playing Spot The Energy Sector Security Analyst

  288. Las Vegas says WE HAVE NO GOOD BEER in 72 point Trajan (and thinks Trajan is classy)

  289. @George_Saylor en route to M. Bay for sushi right now, coming back to check out the pool party at the Riv after. You? Welcome to join

  290. The line for Kaminsky’s talk is almost as long as the badge lines were. Leaving for sushi immediately after, then pool party

  291. .@vurtyou a few folks got owned (or is it rm’d now?) at the Wardman’s ATMs at Shmoo this year. ATM trust is transitive to the environment

  292. Up and rested for Friday at defcon, must find myself coffee and something called ‘breakfast food’ for @vurtyou at or near the Riv

  293. @cyberhiker tonight at the Riv 9-4, $30 per

  294. @cyberhiker I absent-mindedly just left Caesar’s without stopping into see the SecTwits. Going to the EFF fund raiser?

  295. @George_Saylor definitely up for that, we have no firm plans

  296. In Las Vegas for defcon, waiting for a gate to free up to deplane & still feeling last night’s @CharmSec. Staying at the Riv with @vurtyou

  297. @oneeyedcarmen @censey I expect the usual @charmsec folks, and it looks like thunderstorms are a sure thing tonight, so I might be on time

  298. @bkdelong I land early Thursday, first time to DEFCON and Las Vegas, and bringing @vurtyou along for the fun.

  299. @dwplanit
    • if the statements complete introductory clause
    • are free standing sentences
    • a judgement call
    • Usually: Maybe

    • Natch
  300. To: $TEAM
    CC: $USER <- Should not be cc’d
    Subject: FWD: Analysis FWD: Alert
    5 demerits for $USER. Nastygram his boss please.
    $ANALYSIS

  301. I’ll be late and sandier than usual at @CharmSec tomorrow: beach volleyball at Rash Field from 6 to 8:15. http://is.gd/1Rrby Sorry!

  302. Rational addiction http://is.gd/1Rfb9 and meta-discussion http://is.gd/1Rf0w re: null hypothesis, stats, cross-field pollination, & lingo

  303. RT @justin_fenton Stay inside, East Baltimoreans: 9 people have been shot in the past 90 minutes, about a mile apart

  304. Ode to the Small Lump of Failed Backup Jobs Over the Last Six Months I Found This Midsummer Morning: To Thee I Cron, Shared Key, Rsnapshot!

  305. Enlightenment -> @shrdlu: New bloggage: Nao and Zen: Security Koans for Everybody. http://bit.ly/Jpn4c

  306. @AmyWoo Blue Hill Tavern: Adams Morgany, LOUD, excellent bartending, great food, beautiful space, weird walled balcony, no wait, high hopes

  307. Why can’t I resist adding “Beep.” to scripted mail alert templates and robots.txt files and other bot auto-responses?

    Beep.

  308. I have an open security analyst position on my small nsm/csirt/forensics team in Baltimore. Contact me. http://is.gd/1Jdja

  309. FRT @DataLossDB http://bit.ly/16yniy
    HSBC Actuaries - HSBC Actuaries used a floppy disk in 2009

  310. .@ddeighton any sufficiently advanced field of inquiry is indistinguishable from abstract collections of jargon http://is.gd/1HM42

  311. @shrdlu the # of results chokes me up a little bit. http://is.gd/1HKAG http://is.gd/1HKB0

  312. Why have an ASCII pot leaf in your MOTD, or an ASCII skull and crossbones, or ASCII porn, when you can have all three?

  313. Remediate and mitigate are big words often used incorrectly in place of reduce, shift, or accept because they sound fancier to fools.

  314. Esse est percipi. To be is to be perceived.

    Corollary: To be late is to be late. Acknowledgment of perception is not required.

  315. 2 <3’d Ale, back in fermenter for double fermentation. 2 wks cold & pressure knocked particulates out. Tasty now, wonder what’ll happen?

  316. I would like to nominate the hacks Wikipedia uses to show soccer team uniform designs for a position in the DSM V. http://is.gd/1GBL7

  317. I just bought tickets to see the Adrian Belew Power Trio in Annapolis, MD 8/30 - http://is.gd/1GsZz, http://is.gd/1Gtdw

  318. @Ryanatmghwom did Jazzy Jeff free up a seat for you by getting thrown off the plane by Uncle Phil? http://is.gd/1DjM4

  319. Excellent use of ‘whom’, incorrect ‘its’, multiple lower case a styles, mixed case, and ‘hot, steamy shit’ on Fait Ave. http://is.gd/1DjbU

  320. I don’t like hate use editing because the ego something something in a boat omg #useless #for #effect .>RT@ (via @grantstavely)

  321. Any bots for localities? Use broken replies to use, so’s I can spam balm’rins that @vurtyou & I are trying Blue Hill, by replying @to-a-bot

  322. I’m taking @vurtyou to Philadelphia this Sunday night to see Reeves Gabrels & His Imaginary Friends at Johnny Brenda’s. Anyone want to join?

  323. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Script where it itches.

  324. He had the same obsequious manner
    That was the reason I had him killed
    So to calm my nerves I sang this song
    To him, over the phone

  325. Simplepedia can now switch languages on the fly, has a favicon, improved preference handling, and more Helvetica. http://is.gd/1CaaK

  326. @jalvani I am sitting in Pho Hong Moi, in Security Mall, right now. It isn’t in the city but the Pho is excellent! http://myloc.me/aK8b

  327. @stevewerby long > complex passwords given Lanman hasing specifically and rainbow table size generally. Passwords are inhumane, suck, etc

  328. @wrayjustin congrats on witnessing a shuttle launch! I’m very jealous!

  329. Might have to rewind King Megatrip’s Groove-Jitsu mix to replay ♫ Rhythm Heritage’s Theme From S.W.A.T. ♫ one more time http://is.gd/1A12i

  330. http://is.gd/1zLGL > @Will_Torres DJ Cheeba will mix and spin your face off. This guy rules. Check out SolidSteel podcast 82 and 99.

  331. .@Fred0828 the ceteris paribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.

  332. .@bjg oops, thanks! A typo away from credibility, lots of experience away from truth (and just barely above sneaking a typo into this tweet)

  333. Reminder: You should not give @TechCrunch page views, @arrington & co. are selfish trolls running a lame geek-tabloid http://is.gd/1zGmO

  334. .@vurtyou is working on cover letter for plant engineer gig at ice cream factory, help me convince her to add ‘and I really like ice cream’

  335. I have an open senior security analyst position on my team in Baltimore. NSM/CSIRT skills required.

  336. A man at the Little Havana bar is reading an ST TNG EU paperback and enjoying a 22 ounce lite beer, alone. Cheers to you sir!

  337. Oh, Antisec. ¶'s 5 and 6 are the zanniest >@wrayjustin RT @rvdh Imageshack is hacked. All images are replaced with this: http://is.gd/1udkU

  338. @stevewerby their glassware is nice too. I’ve only ever had it at Pizza Paradiso’s Georgetown Birreria, and the Brickskellar. Tough find.

  339. @wrayjustin Parkville is the land of craft beer: Beltway http://is.gd/1uabr (http://is.gd/1uaSq) and Racers http://is.gd/1u9ZT

  340. .@quine nothing in an Ayinger glass can do you wrong. http://is.gd/1u7Iz

  341. The power of chicken noodle soup with cayenne compels you! The power of chicken noodle soup with cayenne compels you!

    blows nose

  342. Explanations relying on analogies, narratives, ignored gaps, and secondhand facts are mental models or at best hypotheses, not truth.

  343. So side effects do happen? I’m on day 2, dose 3 of Alkaseltzer Cold and Sinus and randomly have a bloody nose. Common cold: 1, Science -1.

  344. @cyberhiker = IR with a Wiki = {{{ Tried it, didn’t work for me. The markup is too --cumbersome-- much of a hassle for the value-add. }}}

  345. @censey @oneyedcarmen people know I’m an ASS and I don’t need a cert to prove it. You guys are so paper.

  346. @sckain Dinosaur Jr - Farm. I have a feeling Beyond will be next.

  347. @mikenealis I want a carafe with I’m-empty whistles or bells. Yelling when I find it empty seems to just encourage /them/.

  348. Carving botnet commands out of HTTP 200’s that use Content-Type application/octet-stream instead of text/plain. Guessing it isn’t ‘data’

  349. A majority of scientists doubt the existence of man made global warming jokes on cold days that aren’t sad cries for science education.

  350. Every time this rule hits, a web developer should get security training: alert tcp $RFC1918 any -> $INTERNETS $HTTP (content:“&pass”…

  351. @ssoper makes great meat grenades. Congrats again on the fallout shelter w/ Moscow hotline. Pour some Aventinus out for Christie tonight.

  352. @dionthegod Try @sckain, he’s a roller derby ref. I hear they meet up at @bad_decisions a lot after games. http://is.gd/1olhm

  353. Holy crap @Michael_Jackson is at the Hippo. Hope he does karaoke!

  354. .@AmyWoo historians will mark invention of Excedrin as dawn of a new age. 1960: Excedrin Extra Stregnth formulated. 1969: Moon landing.

  355. A lesson in PsyOps, from @mcsweeneys, Saddam’s Interrogation Logs http://is.gd/1mp39 Master these techniques and something something…

  356. @sxs3200 if you don’t get the President of the Unites States on that phone… You’re going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.

  357. @Ryanatmghwom that link is tainted with Ron Paul voodoo – I wish all three of us understood economics better, /they/ don’t want you to, etc.

  358. Attempting to resuscitate this Bells Two <3’d IPA clone with another shot of ale yeast this evening. Or should I get champagne yeast?

  359. Booo, both of my kegs are kicked and the last homebrew was a disaster! Going flatline! /_/_|.__________

  360. EXT. @ELECTRICFORK CYBER COMMAND - EVENING
    Throngs of black t-shirted villagers are chanting…
    ECU VILLAGER
    You said cyber! You said cyber!

  361. Great url > @mubix DEFCON PreQual CTF walk-through’s posted: http://shallweplayaga.me - Learn a lot, even if you weren’t involved.

  362. My slightly tweaked version of dnssnarf, by @linuxgeek247 : http://is.gd/1jsEC Timestamps, more record data, and both queries and responses

  363. Ratio of budget and FTE’s dedicated to availability monitoring NOC, physical security monitoring SOC, and NSMing CSIRT? Ideal? Actual?

  364. .@danphilpott but don’t you want solutions, that fit your needs? Look how happy these stock-photo-business-people are with them! Contact us!

  365. Our DUKW tour of Baltimore yesterday was captained by Captain Crunch. http://is.gd/1i3SI

  366. @MissMktr @AmyWoo Thanks for hosting the #ducks tour, @vurtyou and I had a blast!

  367. Ditto, w/ @vurtyou, cabbing cause we’re lazy > @censey: Otw to woody’s #duckboat09 w/ @saraensey.

  368. At the Baltimore Women’s Classic 5K to support @vurtyou from Little Havanah. She runs faster, longer when I’m drinking Mohitos.

  369. CONTAINS QUININE.

  370. What people seem to think, in this economy, when security shows up in suits to take systems for IR: http://is.gd/1eK0x Mind your messaging!

  371. Reminds me of http://is.gd/1euJ2 >@danphilpott Domain name made from WIN! from @steponequit: http://raptor-jes.us

  372. >@aplura 10-wk FOSS proj in Balt. 3-5yrs exp. Research wiki/calendar/collab software and provide results/guidance to client. DM @aplura

  373. @censey any time that happens, rent a car, boom!, I mean, a 7 or 8 hour drive, you’re a mile high! It’s one of those things, you know?

  374. Max’s has 9 Hitachino beers on tap for pint night, all 7.0% or higher abv, nice take-home half-pint glassware

  375. @shmausen @commonwombat So @vurtyou just talked to BGE: The estimated time to restore of services is ‘by 10PM’.

  376. Heading home for a pint of home brew with @philip_daigle before CharmSec, then Max’s for a pint night glass ~6:30, then CharmSec at Slainte

  377. Excellent semiotic homophone: http://is.gd/1cadJ

    Unrelated: I’m looking for a trap set to goof with.

  378. .@vurtyou I promise not to blast you into space…until such time as I deem it necessary.

  379. I am Zeldar. I’m from planet Beldar. My leader is Zeldar. And we shop at Wal-mart. http://is.gd/1b8tf

  380. Isn’t it a daisy? >@bjg i’m reading this piece of pure art: http://is.gd/1b0nC a flame avant la lettre, but beautiful

  381. Spirit’s “Fresh Garbage” (1968) is a cover of Tay Zonday’s “Chocolate Rain” (2007). It’s a fact.

  382. I have seen the fnords in this configuration file.

  383. ♫ One of these fines is not like the others http://is.gd/1anKH vs. http://is.gd/1anPw Can you tell which…By the time I finish this song? ♫

  384. Look, a Unix system monitoring tool! Will the configuration file use mindfuck, lolcode, perl, or a delimited and whitespace-sensitive 4GL?

  385. @bjg there is great money in it, many of those tools are OTS and all C&C is over egress-ACL-likely ports. #thistweetneedsmoreacronyms

  386. Holy crap, very sad. > @cnnbrk: Metro spokeswoman confirms at least two fatalities in DC Metro train collision http://bit.ly/dctrain

  387. \m/. > @VRT_Sourcefire #vrtrecommended http://c8y0r.tk

  388. Evil Foundry Ligatures™: rn -> m, cl-> d, vv -> w, ww -> a clarinet, oo -> orthodontic band, tr -> a tied-off bloody stump

  389. Gnostic quizes, ineffective cause support, fans of stuff, flash memes: It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.

  390. Francis, G: “I’ve got some zero days in the table-top exercise I’m working up for you guys, and some tomorrows too, man.” Yikes! Mommy!

  391. Hey, I found out why there’s a Local Settings directory in Application Data, and an Application Data directory in Local Settings. It’s becau

  392. Cheeva Investigates… The Case of The Missing Records. Solid Steel. 90s-heavy, excellent Friday music. http://is.gd/16sha (mp3 top right)

  393. What he said, only with proper caps and no french spacing >@electricfork Sushi in Owings Mills with @grantstavely. Anyone else nearby?

  394. I wish we hadn’t blasted all the telephone sanitizers off world on B-Ark, my keyboard and mouse are filthy.

  395. Strange that until now I’ve never handled and incident on a machine logging DD/MM/YYYY. Newb.

  396. @censey a bunch of us are heading to Luna Del Sea for drinks, how is parking over by metro?

  397. Heading back to the city and in the mood for a beer. Any takers?

  398. @linuxgeek247 I get back to the city around 8:30, probably too late?

  399. Wow, I feel like an eight year old. I HATE MATH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! tempter-tantrum

  400. @ssoper tried that, it doesn’t work. I am pleased to note that nothing I’ve written since then contained the word. http://is.gd/15nC6

  401. @attritionorg any kids could have done that, if you are going to knock the BSA, try the theism, homophobia, or sculpture http://is.gd/14GDF

  402. @censey @oneeyedcarmen @linuxgeek247 Changed plans: I’m going to defcon, making travel arrangements now. Hotel preference? Never been to LV.

  403. @vurtyou really? organic hangover patches? I have a shark repellant to sell you. Buy now and get these magnetic anti-elephant bracelets!

  404. I’ll be in class. >@marcusjcarey I’m scheduled to do a talk at SANSFire Thurs 6:00PM - How to Build a Hyper-Local Security Community

  405. .@linuxgeek247 whoa! I’ll test this AM. I have some ideas for what to keep of the response using a DOM parser - regex may be too trusting?

  406. Unfortunate url shortener breach @cligs. http://bit.ly/AS6Yp Why disclose the source IP? Also, ironic: http://is.gd/13obQ

  407. The Dukes of Stratosphear were better at Syd Barrett than both Syd Barret and Roger Waters combined.

  408. .@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + Plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 42" plasma, love it. (holy crap)

  409. .@electricfork & @will_torres are drafting procedures around Scytale and toilet paper for out-of-band IR messaging. http://is.gd/12FQh Help.

  410. Didn’t make it the Hilton to put up fliers at SANSFire, relying on twitter and word-of-mouth already seems sufficient for @CharmSec

  411. Expecting a lot of 8:15ish SANSFire folks at @CharmSec after the evening talk. The rest of us will be at Pickles around 7PM tonight.

  412. Two-<3’d Batch! Pale OG: > 1.12! 7lbs of DME in a 5 gallon batch. This is going to be a big beer if it survives. Very foamy w/ all the sugar

  413. Brewing a Bell’s Two-hearted clone this afternoon: http://is.gd/10OEM It’s Centennial hops all the way down! http://is.gd/10OCx

  414. |
    Ceci n’est pas une pipe

  415. Silly Putty sticks to Silly Putty really well. Better even than it sticks to the rings of a slinky. #insightfriday

  416. $VENDOR on antivirus exclusion: …failing to do so will result in very poor performance ultimately leading to your disgust for the product.

  417. So @philip_daigle returns to cube land and says, “Wow, I just tried to use my badge against the light switch to exit the bathroom”. Dude.

  418. Mission after pho lunch: Create a scapy daemon (or at least script) to log all iframes from a stream.

  419. Man, the parking lot at work always smells like burned rubber and clutch when I get to work in the morning. What’s that all about?

  420. > @MissMktr: Good morning Twitter! Nice evening with @AmyWoo, @SpaceManAndy, @jjthomas, @grantstavely and @vurtyou at @bad_decisions

  421. Search ‘is.gd’, 1st hit: marketing, 2nd: marketing, 3rd:, opportunistic ‘hey is.gd is down, check out our marketing’. http://tr.im/o0L2

  422. is.gd’s server seems to be gone gone. Anyone else have a route past 81.29.89.108 or know of other affected sites?

  423. ♫ It’s getting better all the time / (It can’t get no worse) ♫

  424. If unsubscribe links were 72pt, bold, and at the top of marketing e-mail, it would probably slow me down by at least a half second.

  425. > @ak1010: RT @johullrich: are you sick of shortened URLs? I wrote a URL lengthening service to easily craft 140 char URLs http://tr.im/nR5Q

  426. The Beatles Rock Band cinematic intro is excellent http://is.gd/TUOM (@electricfork: note inclusion of Day Tripper http://is.gd/TUUC)

  427. @censey holy crap that pizza looks amazing, where are you? (as I heat up a Tony’s for a school-night late meal)

  428. @shmausen @commonwombat – 1-800-567-6789 Verizon residential high speed internet support.

  429. Begged question answer: I just got lawn seats to see Stone Temple Pilots at Merriweather, 7/19. http://is.gd/S7IN

  430. Surely there are music business excusses for the failure that is Ticketmaster arbitrary fee transparency? Lie to me better you bastards!

  431. XL newish craigslist clothes dryer installed, old shrieking box of fire-breathing doom in the alley for pickup. SCREEE! EEEIK! RYIEECK! #%@!

  432. Dear application team: Plz leave honeypot work to me, & pretend /your/ stuff is in production and shouldn’t have Everyone granted All perms.

  433. Yes http://twtvite.com/o8rk9m #twtvite #ducks

  434. Argh, $52 parking ticket for being too close (questionably) to a fire hydrant.

  435. I’m game. > @electricfork: Back in ballmoar. sushi lunch today at Edo Mae in Owings Mills, spread the word.

  436. Neat presentation from @chriseng > @ak1010: Crypto for Pen testers a MUST watch -http://bit.ly/ream9

  437. Driving home from #dojosec on 4 ounces of Big Red… This is bat country!

  438. Class got out early! Off to #dojosec after all.

  439. @oneeyedcarmen f5 f5 f5 f5

  440. @alexhutton thanks!

  441. .@dionthegod @quine assuming you aren’t talking about returning door-to-door Jehovah’s Witnesses, Good luck on that ‘good news’ thing.

  442. @alexhutton switching costs masked as failed opportunities - http://is.gd/O5T6 - love that the unsubscribe link still works.

  443. DestroyTwitter on a mac w/ a synergy provided white mac keyboard hosted on a windows PC == confusion whether ‘command’ is actually esc. ugh

  444. Should I go to the Gartner Information Security Summit in DC this summer on the ‘sponsor ticket’ (keynote and sponsor floor only)? IANACSO

  445. Starting with Kid A onward, Radiohead has just been a Battletoads soundtrack cover band, Thom sings the vocals the NES coulnd’t reproduce.

  446. > @CharliePapazian: http://tr.im/njsB GreatAmBeerFest Ticket update: Thursday18% sold;Friday:20% sold;Sat.Afternoon:42% sold;Sat.Night:14%

  447. > @ssoper: This AP writer sneaked in a great ‘Big Lebowski’ quote in this otherwise boring article http://is.gd/N8Pn

  448. Finally started McCarthy’s Blood Meridian (http://is.gd/MKtK). I want to write an incident post mortem in this style.

  449. Missing tonights Bacon & Beer Happy Hour at @bad_decisions, and Thursday’s @dojosec because of my damned night class. $#!^&#!!

  450. Does anyone know the brain.conf option to turn off sloppy focus? This thing seems to just do whatever the heck it wants.

  451. @marcusjcarey any introduction that begins with an honorific that doesn’t concern life, death, rank, or responsibility is silly.

  452. @marcusjcarey any introduction that begins with an honorific or that doesn’t have power over life, death, rank, or responsibility is silly.

  453. Outlook Zen behavior: 1. Select multiple messages to act upon 2. Receive a new message in the same folder. 3: Outlook undoes the selection.

  454. A whisper in your ear: memento mori, memento mori. http://is.gd/KUMp

  455. .@jeson, @vurtyou, and @slp22 are trying to starve me Lunch promises ’ real soon now’ started around 11:30, it is now 15:00. Send help.

  456. Eating outside at Three. Heroin users: stay inside please. Live-tweet it? Stop trying to break into that Car. No $ in the BSun box?

  457. Brewing a pale ale before going to the Polish Festival at Patterson Park.

  458. @electricfork @vurtyou polka, polka, polka, one o’clock at my place, we’ll walk over (away from the smell of dead fish. Ugh.)

  459. Hey, Friday afternoon, when nobody is looking I’m going to beat the everloving crap out of you. It’s been 3:45 for at least six hours now.

  460. Obama also said ‘ATM Machine’. We elected this guy? And what is it with airline food anymore? I mean you ask for a bag of peanuts and…

  461. I don’t get the dislike of/bias against users of the word & prefix cyber. See: def. of hacker, pronounciation of nuclear, etc. Get over it.

  462. .@censey I disagree w/ the characterization too. I’m using it as a blind man’s cane to determine where I want to keep the real tools.

  463. I was just accused of weaponizing eicar. This will be a fun drill.

  464. My math textbook for this semester has a Chapter 0.

  465. print “\a\a\a\a\a\a\a I just got a ticket to see Clutch at Sonar! \a\a\a\a\a\a\a\a”;

  466. @AWS0807 …unless your singer is a green lizard named Sarsippius

  467. .@oneeyedcarmen I expect there will be ad hoc lunches and meetups, and folks from out of town that need to know where to enjoy their eveings

  468. .@philip_daigle: “Never heard of this Linux distro” after finding a MINIX 3.0 cd in our stack. Thinking about asking for his geek card.

  469. > @insidecharmcity: RT @wjznews Stray Bullets Hit MD Nuclear Power Plant http://bit.ly/nT4SE

  470. Stopping by Max’s pre-@charmsec? I am - pint night is Apocalypse Great White.

  471. .@danphilpott the spectators are strangely the same year after year, maybe Bradbury’s /The Crowd/ was prescient http://is.gd/HftK

  472. @alexhutton /.You forgot the closing / and . on that style tag http://is.gd/H9IH /.

  473. Enumerating AV exclusions by spraying eicar all over the file system. Hackish, slow, & noisy, but many don’t alert their IR team for eicar.

  474. Comments, cliches, commentary, controversy, chatter, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat, Conversation, contradiction, criticism, @charmsec 13

  475. Abandoned amature hour: trying simultaneous 5GHz (prod) and 2GHz (guest) wireless networks, and dnsmasq w/ opendns. Airtunes so far so good.

  476. SETTING: media on a mac mini smb share, itunes on an mbp streaming to an airport express ECU: Operator screaming, itunes & express failing

  477. > @johnemcintyre: Accept no substitutes: Grant Barrett’s book on unofficial English is free for the asking. http://tinyurl.com/rddhuw

  478. Hop pellets in a dry martini, shaken: visually apealing green peppering, nose improved, does nothing for the flavor. I need hop-infused gin.

  479. .@marcusjcarey sushi lunch was fun & I like your HLSC vlog post.

  480. Just got home from a 2-night primitive camping trip with @jeson, @slp22, @vurtyou, @philip_daigle, K, E, and e.

  481. .@philip_daigle and I are headed to Security Lunch Meetup at Baltimore Inner Harbor, Edo Sushi noon, see everyone there #charmsec #sectwits

  482. Capturing images of blade systems over port replicator dongles is fun, pause, not.

  483. .@censey cork the kitchen, ebony LR (or througout), halogen under the counters, nix track lighting, new cabinet hardware, flowers & plants

  484. @marcusjcarey any luck with your lunch plans tomorrow? A few of us would be up for it, time permitting. What restaurant / meet time?

  485. Brown sugar and fish sauce! It’s twoo! It’s twoo!

  486. @Fred0828 you are all over that! Congrats to all of GURU! Four years ago: Mock: http://is.gd/BGVO http://is.gd/BGZZ Real: http://is.gd/BH2X

  487. Crushed both finals, Spring '09 semester: adios! Summer semesters start Tuesday. #umbc

  488. @philip_daigle dude, you could stack a lot of horses something something, http://is.gd/BEbl

  489. @helvetireader I use a build script for Simplepedia to inline css, GM API & about:config to config http://is.gd/jiaW O & GKit can tweak js

  490. Please suggest papers/presos on responsible compromise notification. i.e. “Hi, you are owned.”, not “Hi, you are vulnerable.” abuse@? Still?

  491. .@dionthegod ha - that’s like saying “the closest I got to playing freeze tag was when I was starting running back for my hs football team”

  492. .@dionthegod I always got sidetracked transposing sheet music to QBasic PLAY w/ amp AUX leads soldered to the motherboard speaker terminals

  493. Outlook Zen Koan: Uknown Error.

  494. Baltimore and other delmarva locals: oceancity.org is currently serving pdf/swf malware: DO NOT VISIT (apologies to site admins)

  495. I can’t stress the importance of coding style enough, as other criminals will have to deploy your work. http://is.gd/BjG3

  496. Definsible, if wildly biased/innacurate? Insightful regardless? http://bit.ly/zo5Vs

  497. Outlook Zen Koan: Extra line breaks in this message were removed. / This message has extra line breaks.

  498. .@alexhutton infosec zombie meme: fix-it-with-encapsulation (usually crypto). Stupidest are ‘disk wipe count’ and password policy myths

  499. Planning our sixth annual memorial weekend camping trip to Greenridge Forest, hoping the weather clears up for us! http://is.gd/B0ab

  500. This lumber is from 1915. When I make decorative cat scratching posts with the remainders, somewhere, a lumberjack will roll in his grave.

  501. I’ve been playing carpenter with nothing but a circular saw, a hammer, a chisel, and a pile of OD rough hewn hickory all afternoon.

  502. Jeff Beck’s at Ronnie Scott’s is on Palladium. Tal Wilkinson is ridiculously talented, and El Becko is a fine wine.

  503. Tufte forums on visualizing risk: http://is.gd/ArZr As Ricker points out: You can’t present that which you have not computed.

  504. .@will_torres please stay until ~3:30AM, then go to 1745 Kalorama and play very loud music into the windows of the basement unit. Thanks!

  505. .@electricfork your dunkelweizen smells amazing. Hallertaus are still floating, will be tricky to siphon. Shoulda used the muslin bag!

  506. Batch! Ale #2 is kegged. Amazing stuff! Brewing another tomorrow, and tweaking the hop schedule to be more Lagunitas IPA, less SNPA.

  507. Twitter seems to fatal error on new passwords with spaces, then logs you out. Logged back in using the new password with spaces. Confused.

  508. Oops, I polluted @electricfork’s facebook status. I assumed all those apps used RSS or API calls, not page scrapes. clicks ‘like’ in fb

  509. Note only 14605171 is the real @grantstavely. All others are impostors. Philip K Dick you are missed. Fast flux-able?

  510. Scenario: Attack account, change username, create new account, squat attacked username, grief. I need to use a stronger password on twitter.

  511. .@shrdlu usernames are not static. I’ll let you use mine if I can use yours. wink twitter.com/urls change and everything.

  512. I never kept handles long, and used them for fpss, not hacking. ph8 was my favorite, then hobart. writequit was just the last one I used.

  513. OK @electricfork, I’m going to switch to @writequit again, then you switch to @electricfork, then I’ll be @grantstavely again. 1,2,3,go

  514. Squatting @electricfork’s handle, griefing his followers with nasty dms, as usually #whyitweet #fixreplies

  515. I just crossed streams with @electricfork, er, I mean, @grantstavely. Who ever heard of usernames not being primary keys?

  516. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

  517. @oneeyedcarmen he can’t hanlde advice without being insulted? http://is.gd/zT5s immediate and direct feedback is always easier to take

  518. .@aaronbarnett if there were windows in my office, I’d have jumped out already. #google

  519. @sxs3200 that’s not effective seasoning, you’ll need to host a BBQ to protect that investment effectively.

  520. Yeah, @will_torres CSNhd keeps keeps losing signal on me and going to silent/pixels during plays, might have to go to a bar tonight.

  521. > @SemanticV: Press release for live website and demos - http://bit.ly/11IB3H

  522. > @alexsotirov: “Hahaha: http://twitter.com/XploitSweatshop

  523. @censey the complainee. Apathy, silence, & dismissal, are all easier. NB: Attacks are not complaints.

  524. Complaints are compliments.

  525. @electricfork @will_torres, it is easier than that: go Neverending Story on them, let the sadness hit 'em. #probablymissingasportsreference

  526. @yahoo what are your tactics for keeping criminals from SEOing malware? Opportunistic attacks make it into you top ten frequently.

  527. @oneeyedcarmen is there anywhere in the city I can get a C02 tank refilled or traded south of Racers? I need to keg a batch, limited time.

  528. What zany things would happen if example.com|net|org suddenly had a valid A and MX records? Interresting dns cache poison for a honeypot.

  529. Most grow out of this risk evaluation, yet keep applying equivalent silliness to externals: “I haven’t died yet, therefor I’m immortal!”

  530. Outlook Zen Koan: The function cannot be performed because the message has been changed. http://is.gd/jqh4

  531. @GratefulGooner why did you have to remind me of that nightmare #radiohead Nissan Pavilion show? Utter disaster. The venue is dead to me.

  532. @linuxgeek247 no fair if you go to CC campus before the next #dojosec, and I love that you called it marco. What pool did you test it in?

  533. Making shrimp tacos with @vurtyou, @jeson, and @slp22, wishing the rain would stop so that we could enjoy the roof deck.

  534. @censey my grandfather bumps me on page 4 of google for ‘grant stavely’. An unrelated ‘grant stavely’ in the UK is on page 5. Poor guy.

  535. Catching the Caps game with @vurtyou, @satie45, and Weeds at a bar in Canton. (My vote is for Growlers/The Tap House)

  536. @linuxgeek247 @sdwilkerson abandoned BIND format somewhat, added query id and responses, using it now: http://is.gd/xS2u (my first python)

  537. @tombihn so it was a bad batch of YKK buckles? Tough luck? I’ve replaced the bag already with an @goincase messenger - love it.

  538. @vurtyou \m/. .\m/ http://phohuongmoi.com/ noonish.

  539. @sdwilkerson @linuxgeek247 I always wanted to learn Python – with http://is.gd/3Z0f and http://is.gd/xLBZ, operationalizing should be simple

  540. Next #dojosec, I’m asking about world peace > @linuxgeek247: #dojosec dnssnarf in 6 lines of python… http://bit.ly/bJbol

  541. @securitytwits needs its own @favrd. #lazyweb, please write one, make it syndicate and bot-RT. Put that gold star to use. http://is.gd/mBfP

  542. @wrayjustin we stopped to try to control the projector. I think we walked past you heading for the far lot as you were driving looking! =/

  543. http://twitpic.com/4rb6r - We found a frog to tailgate with at @dojosec.

  544. I’m not kidding about @dojosec tailgating. Find me.

  545. Want to test IPv6 and teredo detection on your network without deplying it? Invite $big_company pro services over for a meeting. @dojosec

  546. I don’t want to spoil @sdwilkerson’s @dojosec talk, so I’ll stay off Panasonic Display1 for now. http://is.gd/xBT8

  547. The @dojosec projector is awfully quiet on its own ad hoc network. Defaults: http://is.gd/xBOs thought it transmitted on assoc: just myself

  548. @dionthegod btw @philip_daigle asks if he has a girlfriend in the future #dojosec

  549. @dionthegod holy crap are you posting from the future!? I’m @dojosec and @sdwilkerson isn’t talking yet. Do they have flying cars? Jetpacks?

  550. @dojosec w/ @philip_daigle watching @danphilpott’s talk on FISMA. I’ve never worked .gov. And people complain about http://is.gd/xBw2 ?

  551. @electricfork how many times have I spoken to you about your guestures Spaulding?

  552. I’m automating analysis of domains and IP addresses in logs using surbl and google/safebrowsing. What other similar services have open APIs?

  553. I can’t un-visualize this one: @will_torres on XTC’s Skylarking: “Is that kermit singing?”

  554. This toot of a blog post of an executive summary of key findings of the overview of the details is so easy to read, skip the data altogether

  555. Style tip: Underestimating? Deriding? Citing ‘lame’ without reading source material? /.Surround it in Slashdots!/. (+5 Nash Equilibrium)

  556. Thanks @censey, aweseome Kurzweil news! (probably more elucidating than me mumbling) How about novels? http://is.gd/xtSP, http://is.gd/xtTd

  557. @AWS0807 a sweep would have been boring! Enjoy the Caps’ C-league goal and look forward to games 4 and 5!

  558. Griefers experiments prove trust exists, news at 11 > @joshgans Journalists relying on Wikipedia caught out with hoax. http://short.to/7z41

  559. @will_torres go caps! C A P S! (I am surrrounded by penn fans)

  560. Corporate web filtering drives users to the black market. When the latest American Idol clips are banned, only criminals will have the la…

  561. The file system ‘name’ metadata exclusivity is v. 1970s, ignores superior solutions in MacOS, BeOS, file hints, etc.text.tweet.html.exe

  562. The Solution™ to file exesntions isn’t to show/hide them, it’s to annihilate the entire notion. Wrong-headed: http://is.gd/xh0O

  563. You know wha’ they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack 'em yack 'em!

  564. @sckain I ran osx86 on my HP laptop for a while (10.4.8-ish?), macbook now. Dogfood at work, I would frown on other hackintoshes on our LAN

  565. Second bankrupcy of the week: XP on the desktop. Returning to FreeBSD asap, as OSX is sady not an option.

  566. Every time virustotal says ‘-’, I think of Dark Helmet’s thoughts on the triumph of evil over good.

  567. Eschatologists have caclulated the # of collective pronounces and -ly words that will bring end times, but not which conference room

  568. Remoting three+ levels into varying resolution GUI systems should be covered under article 3 of the geneva conventions.

  569. The closed class door and lights off jogged my memory that class is canceled tonight, rushing through leftovers or driving to UMBC didn’t.

  570. VM bankruptcy declared. My greeting now requests that you e-mail me or call my cell phone, then it hangs up on you. VM is dead tech to me.

  571. @LazerFlip how’s your heel flip? I can’t do either half of a lazer flip, need somoene to teach me. http://is.gd/wEoN

  572. By popular demand: four photos of the almost finished basement. http://is.gd/wAmb (I’m accepting tap handle donations for the home-brew tap)

  573. Asked Sfwy meat counter for 4 oz bacon for a ragu, one piece was 8 oz, he couldn’t ring such a small amount, so I got it free. Free bacon!

  574. @tombihn I have a medium cafe bag and both of the clips on the plastic buckle broke off, so it doesn’t latch closed.

  575. @censey those army surplus prices are great. I feel stupid for paying what I did for my Bihn, which I already broke. http://is.gd/R0U

  576. http://twitpic.com/4f25t - We dry hopped @electricfork’s dunkel with the hallertau’s I got at the 2008 GABF.

  577. @commonwombat yup, should be right up our street! #baltimore #kinetic

  578. http://twitpic.com/4erh5 - We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles.

  579. http://twitpic.com/4enum - TOS Enterprise NCC1701 entering the water in the Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race

  580. @electricfork want to come early? The Kinetic Sculpture Race is going to go right past my house. Bring something to grill. At waterfront now

  581. Skating to the square for a used book sale http://is.gd/w7pk and then to the waterfront for the Kinetic Sculpture Race. http://is.gd/vXWN

  582. Many shortened urls last forever. Anyone ever rainbow table them? What percentage of the urls point to darknets? Contain auth creds?

  583. @dionthegod ‘we were’ got lost in editing, became ‘were’ and implied ‘they were’. My ego is already a lumbering Stay Puft, be careful.

  584. Going to Artful Gourmet to avoid the snarling traffic downtown, then open for the weekend w/ @vurtyou out of town.

  585. @XSSExploits http://is.gd/vWfD played like a pentest to me.

  586. @XSSExploits that was an excellent play in three acts. I’m not normally into tragedies but with writing like that, who wouldn’t be?

  587. @censey I bought a year of trst.us, have a dev, going for sushi. http://trst.us/

  588. @sdwilkerson @dionthegod mentioned #vzdbir, I said ‘oh it was nothing’, everyone agreed, and were all humbled by his pdf exploit earnings

  589. @sdwilkerson I bought your last Guinness @charmsec with my “CONGRATS ON CRACKING THE CODE” Amex card.

  590. @censey let’s do it. We can partner with http://www.stopbadware.org/ - do you have a name in mind? (slightly serious)

  591. @StrongwaterSec Just commands? Grab everything! Tweak something like http://is.gd/vRvi to be trusted, maybe throw it at a serial device?

  592. There is this weird small computer on my desk – has keys 0-9, *, and #, and I don’t know how to make the red blinking light on it stop.

  593. > @pearsontowers: Awesome Moneyshot / Johnny Rotten set http://is.gd/vN6G <- great setlist and a cool bit of history!

  594. 2009 Great American Beer Festival: 9/24-26, Denver, CO. I had a lot of fun last year who wants to go this year? http://is.gd/vJue

  595. It looks like userscripts.org needs an @attritionorg style Going Postal section: http://is.gd/vJoi

  596. Simplepedia: fluid.app, ssl-aware, front page tweaks, and self-updating. ♥ing the ideas & support submitted by users. http://is.gd/jiaW

  597. Argus has a daemon flag and no netflow listener while ra has a netflow listener and no daemon flag because real sysops daemonize with &. 😦

  598. > @SemanticV: A new Stingray Explorer demo is online. Browse Enron’s email using concepts - http://semanticv.com/stingray/

  599. Phơ Hương Mới, noonish, http://is.gd/7xCG

  600. If I owe you a link re: and open discussion @charmsec, please remind me. http://is.gd/vAiq

  601. I tried to explain http://is.gd/vzP0 and http://is.gd/vzPp last night @charmsec re: future of mobile OS. Tough to distill.

  602. Rage, then The Running Man, and now The Stand? Someone has to stop Stephen King. (@nprnews’s WHO Phase 5 declaration is freaking me out)

  603. Rocking @will_torres’s face off with The Oxes in preparation for @charmsec to combat his new Lionell Ritchie “Hello” replacement ‘ygm’ sound

  604. Also: If you don’t hate e-mail like we do, sign up for the CharmSec list so’s we can sell your info for beer money: http://is.gd/vqG9

  605. @oneeyedcarmen yes sir! 7PM @ Slainte. I’ll go ahead and RT it from @charmsec

  606. WikipediA on the front page is now WIKIPEDIA. Why? BookendS > SOLID imo.

  607. The Google Defense http://is.gd/tVyD is silly. The law cares very much about intent, not so much for technicalities or analogies.

  608. @satie45 & @electricfork captured some pics of why your Baltimore commute sucked today: http://is.gd/v6Vg http://is.gd/v6WY

  609. @s_crawford, @chriseng, @dionthegod, @IBMFedCyber, @Fred0828, @ryanaraine, & @geekgrrl thanks for the ★! Aw, shucks, etc. =)

  610. Why does my macbook pro feel like a candidate for an anarchist’s cookbook recipe? Oh, just some crashed shells. http://is.gd/uX6X

  611. @alexhutton awesome, @charmsec is a fun group of talent with an infosec problem.

  612. How I decoded the 2009 Verizon DBIR cover and won the challenge: http://is.gd/uWLU #vzdbir #databreach #security #crypto #infosec

  613. @electricfork could be. I think @McNasty99’s 90’s cover band White Ford Bronco has the power to actually warp time. But only to the 90s.

  614. With my new cornelius keg homebrew rig, I have the power to force-carbonate five gallons of any liquid. World: you are on notice.

  615. http://twitpic.com/4222i - Hop schedule: 60 min. magnum, 30 min. perle, 10 min. cascades & moss, cascades at flame-out. Mmmmhm.

  616. Bottling or kegging my Batch! Pale today, then brewing another pale ale and a dunkleweizen with @electricfork

  617. Spring: GFY, bring summer. Instead: I got a http://is.gd/evf6 recursive time travel movie so I could travel in time while I travel in time.

  618. Hopefully grilling and relaxing w/ @vurtyou on our roof deck this evening w/ torches + tunes, practicing for tomorrow’s beer festival

  619. Watching @philip_daigle try to ctrl-c to the end of an infinite bash for loop I wrote for him is making Friday afternoon sail.

  620. Yes, we are only wearing sun glasses inside, http://is.gd/ujfF, because The Who’s Won’t Get Fooled Again came up on my ipod http://is.gd/lsc

  621. @satie45 Make him say “Hello,” on mouse over. shiver “is it me you’re looking for?” http://is.gd/uiVR double-shiver

  622. Anyone have contacts at Yahoo to restore sites from say, 1996? http://is.gd/uhNg (I’m normally very good about archiving http://is.gd/uhOg)

  623. @censey that’s sad. My first website was in a GeoCities neighborhood.

  624. @will_torres buy Clip On Dred Locks and put them on your dog! http://is.gd/uhHB

  625. Bounced between dd and xxd, identified the HFS volume I’m trying to recover, kicked off full dd, realized the drive is click o’deathed. Ugh.

  626. Celebrating a night of no insanity with dinner at Peter’s Inn w/ @vurtyou

  627. @oneeyedcarmen I’ll be at @city_paper’s Brew Fest with @vurtyou and a few others. Hey @satie45 - get tickets!

  628. Really Twanalyst? Coherent? More dentist’s agree: I am not coherent. Mphmmmgaaaa Nnnmmhhhhh phrkghx!

  629. My Twitter personality: likeable inquisitive cautious My style: chatty coherent WRITER http://twanalyst.com/grantstavely

  630. @bkdelong nice, I really dig the badware project and nomenclature and I didn’t even know I was benefiting from it!

  631. To save you all the trouble, I put in a ticket to get Yahoo.com reimaged. You’re welcome.

  632. Does the amount of malware people find through Yahoo search say something about Yahoo or about people that use Yahoo search? I say former.

  633. Outlook Zen Behavior: The message notification growl alters any multi-selection group in the message list to the most recent one only.

  634. I’m sorry you’ll need to resubmit all of these GMT, AD time values to UTC, CE values. Sobchak, Preferred nomenclature, etc.

  635. Dear three color, 9 bullet point, executive e-mail signature: You are the lambo-doored, buick-ported 1994 Type-R Celica of e-mail.

  636. The existence of yellow whiteboard markers are proof that there is no God and that reality is a strange, strange place to be.

  637. 14 hours, 4 ZUPDOG, 12 hours, 6 ZUPDOG, staring over now. Even I’m not sure what that means but four people will probably chuckle.

  638. Tired infosec engineers WILL disco dance if the music is loud enough. Anyone else consider soundboards invaluable for SIRT sanity?

  639. Learned from following @BaltimorePolice: Baltimore: The city that walks into area hospitals with gunshot wounds.

  640. @SteveS86 fucntion? At hour 26 I grabbed a 4 hour nap, I feel like a million bucks! Where am I? What’s going on?

  641. I’d forgotten all about that fourth wind that comes with 24 hours personal uptime. Suddenly I’m awake again.

  642. Cell phone radio chatter on conference calls is-OMG SPEAKERPHONE FEEDBACKZKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  643. @will_torres yeah, but they left already. About to get out of PA myself and head back to Baltimore.

  644. Having great vocabulary didn’t save the THESAURUS from extinction / eradication / extirpation http://is.gd/tinC

  645. @wadebaker I skated a park for the first time last night and didn’t break anything. You’ll live!

  646. @ddeighton I prefer denyhosts for simple ssh Rumpelstiltskin defense http://is.gd/3Ijv, as it’s KISS enough for me.

  647. @marcusjcarey No match for “EVERYTHINGELSEIDO.COM”.>>> Last update of whois database: Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:48:45 EDT <<< Do it!

  648. Only annoyance of migration to the new MacBook Pro - my keychain, which I’ve moved from mac to mac for six years, seems to be busted?

  649. @jennrenwick nice to see you tweeting more - gotta do something about that default o_O picture next!

  650. @censey saving that story for the next @charmsec at the request of the Verizon folks. Short version: perl and google: took 30 minutes

  651. @Fred0828 Nice! We should hit a park old-school: you on a plastic Hobie and me on a Chris Miller mini.

  652. http://twitpic.com/3hult - @electricfork & Max: so, the sofa is just in the background on this one, but it still counts!

  653. Kicking unattended 13 year olds out of a skate park looks like a thankless job!

  654. Holy crap, Alvin and the Chipmunks have parts in Michael Jackson’s P.Y.T - jump to the 3:30 mark.

  655. Blasting Michael Jackson’s PYT hoping to drive two geeks jabbering about hardware away. I hate hardware. They hate PYT: took 25 seconds.

  656. Amazing lo-fi sci-fi book covers. Is my Ringworld memory fuzzy? I would have gone a much more literal direction with it http://is.gd/sYi0

  657. Hitting CharmCitySkatePark tonight to see @LazerFlip and @aaronbarnett out-skate me. Never skated a park, injury likely. http://is.gd/sYM1

  658. Was about to whine that it’s so cute when domains don’t point their A record at their www but check out spamhaus’s SOA: need.to.know.only.

  659. @oneeyedcarmen I already got a warning ticket for speeding in the new Ft. McHenry Tunnel lane - too spoiled by the Dulles Toll Road.

  660. Looking for a urlsnarf style dnssnarf I can daemonize. Should I give up and throw pcaps at tshark? I want to keep months of data for NSM.

  661. @sdwilkerson a http://is.gd/sR43 - thanks for the @charmsec support, I’m looking forward to it too

  662. @sdwilkerson \m/.

  663. jib, cut, like > @mubix: Penetration Testing isn’t dead, it’s the 2009 version of the CISSP.

  664. Slainte wins for the next @charmsec, will update the site soon

  665. Heading to meet @highburygoon at Slainte, then maybe Max’s, then somewhere in Fells for cheap good eats w/ @vurtyou & @satie45

  666. @macsec indeed! #security #vzdbir #databreach

  667. @alexhutton I just submitted my cipher text solution. Never done any code breaking before, was a lot of fun! #vzdbir (now back to work!)

  668. Only the first 100 lines matter. Off to blue team, will have to resume after lunch. Argh, obviously a Vigenère. http://is.gd/sz5k #vzbdir

  669. A pattern emerges… http://is.gd/sz5k #vzbdir

  670. ∴ Θ - τ + δ = something that makes sense.

  671. Given A tweet, Θ, at least one out of place word from a previous revision τ will be present, and/or a word that should be there, δ, won’t be

  672. @electricfork (← thar be spoilers) I know, I googled it, I trying to not give it away though.

  673. What is The Verizon Breach Report cover binary text? http://is.gd/hafb please be Clutch lyrics, please be Clutch lyrics, please be Clutch l-

  674. Verizon Breach Report, page 48: Notice it? It’s 2 searches away from WikipediA. Common cipher lore? Neat regardless! http://is.gd/sxkL

  675. @sans_isc 1500+ g-reader full-text subscribers, and you $html =~ s/<.+>/<br>/i;? Why? http://is.gd/stWw I want to help! Experience matters!

  676. @mubix @Jeffers0n classic consulting ship of theseus: Great last year becomes “their new guys” next year. Process > Talent

  677. I like beer. I like bacon. I can walk to @bad_decisions. I have an exam tonight. One of these things sucks.

  678. Banning hugely popular websites because ‘they might be attack vectors!’ fear creates a black market. See: drug war

  679. Noticed an uptick in yahoo.com GET malware vectors? Were one of their advertisers compromised? Vetting prob? goforuniq.evil + adtrgt.evil

  680. @sansforensics RegRipper rocks! Registry analysis tools are critical for incident responders and forensics analysts. http://is.gd/shqp

  681. Simplepedia “Jackass Flats” v.8.1.51: first version to support www.intelink.gov/wiki/, http://is.gd/jiaW, in honor of http://is.gd/rpRy

  682. @grecs plug for NSM practitioners using ringbuffer captures that are dealing with data overload: http://is.gd/sh67 (comments appreciated)

  683. Innaction in the face of expected interruption because of a fear of task-switching is a terrible design pattern. Stop procrastinating.

  684. Pirate walks into a bar, bartender notices he has a ship’s wheel attached to his belt buckle.

    Bartender says “What’s that for?”

    “Vundo!”

  685. Batch! Pale Ale FG: a cloudy 1.010, OG was 1.078 pre-pitch. That’s a 9% ABV! I question my OG reading – tastes great, but tastes 5%ish

  686. Pharoah’s charrioteers are to Moses as contractors on the Death Star are to Lando.

  687. At a baptism tonight, didn’t realize it’s done at a full Easter vigil mass. Will be in the front row atheisting, whatever that is, for 2.5h

  688. @oneeyedcarmen good eye, you probably know all the local coolers. I haven’t found anywhere besides Racers that is closer to home.

  689. http://twitpic.com/35rx8 - I found all the best easter eggs, now to decide if I want a green one or a purple one.

  690. Simplepedia updates: a bunch of other wikis supported, user/editor toggle, Helvetica/Serif toggle, and a graphic http://is.gd/jiaW

  691. OSX needs /dev/loop virtual block devices, wouldn’t have needed the VMware Fusion install that just crashed all over my system. Carving dd.

  692. City Paper Brew Fest: http://is.gd/rPtG

    Loved it last year, just got tickets for this year. $30.

  693. @electricfork anything we can do to help?

  694. via @srfstn – Peter Funch shot the same location, then reassembled collections of people in a variety of themes http://is.gd/kmH0

  695. Would give my right arm if I knew I had a chance of eliminating that blue gradient, four type faces, & dozens of colors. PS get Nessus 4.

  696. I’m not one to rage on post-it passwords but @philip_daigle just picked one off a public area table with IP, username, and password.

  697. http://twitpic.com/32df0 - How to tell if I was on conference calls today: books now color-sorted!

  698. Understanding through metaphors inevitably leads to misunderstanding through the inappropriate extension of said metaphors.

  699. Dear new hire that drinks even more coffee than I do and always has a fresh pot made: You complete me. I wish I knew how to quit you, etc.

  700. Interesting things only happen when @electricfork is on vacation. @electricfork must project an attacker distortion perimeter field.

  701. @LazerFlip \m/.

  702. Making javascript gibberish to de-obsfucate itself. No skills required: http://is.gd/rqW3

    Found spreading pdf exploits.

  703. @will_torres is submitting some ugly we found to ISC. I’m not versed in de-obfuscating javascript: http://is.gd/rqhe #pdf #swf #iframe #cn

  704. @shmausen Yup. Wouldn’t SEOUL PLAZA be the perfect set for a Scooby Doo episode?

  705. I’m in the mood for Phơ Hương Mới for lunch http://is.gd/rpyo, say noonish.

  706. Plain text pdf/swf iframes are elite on some planet, but the weak link is: this is Earth
    Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Try my nuts to your fist style!

  707. Courses this summer and fall: tech writing, finite math, hardware/software concepts, accounting. Can I handle a 9 credit-hour load + work?

  708. @aaronbarnett (re: http://bit.ly/pv9jH) they are all so stern. Came for the the NIN – the future as predicted by Vinge – stayed for Devo.

  709. @dionthegod details unless it’s mine. Wait I just script, can’t be mine. Details!

  710. @ssoper - reminds me of http://is.gd/r4pf Ratio of U.S. jet fighter programs to number of enemies with modern air forces? http://is.gd/r4s0

  711. @sckain hashtag collision w/ http://is.gd/46xH #empathy

  712. @sckain that bounced off my team one person at a time and we are still giving patient-zero crap for it. My sore throat lasted 2 days. gl.

  713. How do I submit this to virustotal? “Client states the his computer mouse is infected. When he touches the mouse, ants come crawling out!”

  714. @cyberhiker tyvm - I couldn’t agree w/ @robcorddry more re: ‘after the jump’ and unnecessary UX difficulty of basic tasks

  715. @dionthegod just an SNPA clone. Wort is chilled, will pitch after I clean my brew pot. First time using this thing: http://is.gd/qU0U

  716. .5oz Magnum into the boil, timer set for 60 minutes and hoping the gravity goes up a smidge. Started at 1.048 after steeping 1lb Crystal 60

  717. @sdwilkerson your advice at @charmsec to daemonize dsniff and urlsnarf has payed off already in reducing time to find root cause, tyvm!

  718. Simplepedia updates: user/editor toggle, many more mediawikis, refactored css, dom walking, error checking, still a hack, http://is.gd/jiaW

  719. @dionthegod Pizza Port rules, only been there once & sampled what they had at the '08 GABF. Ayers Maharaja, and Erie Railbender Ale now mmmm

  720. @marcusjcarey vim rules. Have you built up a dotfile you like? I’ve been abusing q and :! lately (and own writequit.com)

  721. Enjoying a cask White Marsh Octopus Pajamas at Mahaffey’s with @vurtyou

  722. @slp22 & @jeson, we would love Paradiso but the 45 mile walk is a bit much tonight.

  723. Walking to get @vurtyou Italian Ice in Fells, then open schedule for the evening & no idea what to do.

  724. @bsdunlap extract or grain? I just picked up extract ingredients for an SNPA clone I’m brewing tomorrow. Boring, but easy.

  725. MBP out of the box color temp seems a bit hot. Am I crazy?

  726. San Francisco vacation photos:
    http://is.gd/qJil

    At the rate I take silly flower photos I should break down and get a macro lens.

  727. The Migration Assistant transfer to the new mbp took 9 hours over gigabit. Now onto darwinports and app licensing cleanup.

  728. Amanda’s cat felt it crucial to let everyone know that it is raining outside and

  729. > @wrayjustin Great time @DojoSec. Thanks @marcusjcarey for a great lineup. #dojosec

  730. Joseph McCray is cracking me up re: pen testing, if you aren’t watching the stream, make time to watch later! #dojosec

  731. Watching Tech Tips with Matt Rothman http://is.gd/qmIG

  732. @dionthegod seems like @dojosec will fill the auditorium, @philip_daigle and I will be there

  733. I would buy a loaf of all heels.

  734. TRULY GROUNDBREAKING
    MARKETING RESEARCH:
    UNDERSTANDING
    TWITTER

    http://is.gd/pV0n

  735. Jeeze, here it is, #conficker already and I’m still writing RBN on all my checks!

  736. My attention span is only up for some z-trip & Chiba Solid Steel #82 today http://is.gd/q6mL HELLO! Hello? (hello) HELL-O h-e-l-o etc.

  737. Hype like conficker is why I have this old d i g i t a l poster for y2k pro-services poster up in my cube. http://is.gd/q64H

  738. Anyone up for tossing me a Tcl primer? It’s for a friend.

  739. Outlook populates the “You replied on…” status line of a message before you send the reply.

  740. The names conficker and downadup both scream telephone game.

  741. Miller Lite adds hops three times during the brew process! Just like every other beer you’ve ever bought! Ever! All of them!

  742. @marcusjcarey I tried Toastmasters and didn’t care for the ritual stuff, + I’m hopelessly shy. Hope you like it!