#code2009 perl, javascript, python, java, sh—who’m I kidding? English mostly, a buncha memes, some broken glass, and lotsa rattle-can black.
Twitter posts from 2009
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My 500 Days of Summer alternate ending credit roll theme choice: Kid Koala — Moon River.
Great film, constant riffing.
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@jeson @slp22 thanks!
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I’m really hoping I get a cordless razor and some perfume from one of you thoughtful people this season. Maybe tickets to a romantic comedy?
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Celebrate the end of the semester with a proper cocktail — follow @johnemcintyre’s instruction and enjoy a martini, up.
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@ddeighton important selinux commands to remember: semange, sesetbool, chcon, restorecon, chmod 777, and bangheadondesk -Z
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Happy Solstice ☼.
It’s getting brighter all the time (it can’t get no darker).
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My first of three grades for the semester just posted: an A.
Now considering a January web-only macro economics—3 credits in 3 weeks. Eek.
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Please refrain from eating the menu.
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@CrucialCarl congratulations!
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Let there be Light.
Let ANSI Blue be 102,187,255, because 0,0,187 on a black background is insane.
Let there be firmament in the midst…
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The 20th @CharmSec is tonight at @SlaintePub in Fells Point, at 7PM, sharp. Don’t trust the valet, he isn’t a valet. We waive all responsib-
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@jjthomas driving in excess of the posted speed limit within a radar-monitored temporary tax-collection zone.
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Nothing says “Hey, I’m middle class, can’t we just settle this with cash?” like a conservative suit and tie in traffic court.
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@GoldbergLawDC congratulations!
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@dionthegod congratulations!
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Relaxing & having a home brew I made in 2007–-aging made it drinkable. No, I wouldn’t have cellared it if it wasn’t terrible at first.
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Many of my passwords have backspaces in them.
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@alexhutton well I guess I’m done then.
rimshot
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@alexhutton d, e, o, and n? I’m in #sansids the next two days and don’t have time to go further than pdf → photoshop → OCR → ASCII.
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deeedonndnenonnneedeedoonedddnoonneednonddooondededddonoednneednddnoenoonennnodddnoeeenedeoooodddnnnendeeooooneneednnonddneendoenonoeeedenen
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Dear Prudence, Steel and Glass, Dig a Pony, Scared, Working Class Hero, I Want You (She’s So Heavy), Instant Karma, Imagine, John Sinclair.
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Editing a group project for school, just found that one member’s last-minute contribution is entirely plagiarized from Wikipedia.
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Reading some godam Salinger I’ve been meaning to get to. Don’t get me started, Christ. I mean just /look/ at this.
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Snow is pouring, the wood stove is whirring, The Boy is purring, & coffee’s pouring, as I gaze out this winter morn.
Blasting Mogwai.
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Businessman’s Cant™ is similar to Legalese, but of course like all cants, BC speakers are trying to conceal meaning from outsiders.
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Of all the low-bandwidth induced patois, the pidgin of phone conferencese and Businessman’s Cant is the most infuriating to outsiders.
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Here’s to my sweet Satan: Just did about a mile of my solo walk home from Fells backwards. Great comments from bar patrons!
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To Dulles ✈ for an @ians_security roundtable. Going only for the scenic beltway → tollroad commute that I miss oh, so much.
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And on the third day, @philip_daigle said: “I want a tab labeled Remedial Options.”
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OH, two guys leaving the bar last night in expensive hip leather jackets, “It’s a little too professional in here.”
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Spot me in #4 RT @vurtyou: @baltimoreMD Pics from last night’s splendid HH @yellowdogtavern (Mayor Dixon visited too!) http://bit.ly/64c9Ni
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★★★★★ DJ Z-Trip and DJ P – Uneasy Listening
(http://j.mp/A1ZT) rock, cut, sample, & 90s hip-hop mix extraordinaire(tyvm @crucialcarl)
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University life-hack: The Snort-Sigs mailing list is a great resource for those pesky homework problems. Professors don’t know about it!
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A graphic design spec-work equivalent of an @attritionorg Postal: http://j.mp/7Qk1um
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GAIN: 11
VOLUME: 11
LOW: 11
MID: 0
HIGH: 11(glissando)
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Taking a cue from @censey, I’m attending @taosecurity’s SANS Incident Detection Summit as the Senior Vice President and Chairman, @CharmSec
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Hey @cmarczewski, find or start a local CitySec. Meet and learn from diverse local community, network, sponge from pros. Cost: free.
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Just painted a 3’x3’ canvas I disliked rattle-can black. The orig. oil painting texture is still showing. I’m a havenooiln’toolazytosandist.
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Of course ctl-v won’t work, right click, X-Mouse, duh.
And it’s alt-space-e-p on that console, middle-click there, and ⌘-v there!
Move!
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@ebertchicago *Jake smacks Evelyn around a bit with a large trout
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Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and sysadmin hat.
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DNS sniffing with Python+Scapy: syslog output, command line options, bind querylog, & more data logged. @linuxgeek247
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So Heathcliff, Garfield, Hobbes, Sylvester, Dinah, Tom, Figaro, Jonesy, Azrael, Snowball V, and Lion-O are listening to Coltrane, when sudd–
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I frequently don’t recommend CSPAN call-in hours with ‘democrat lines’ and ‘republican lines’ and ‘independent lines’.
Sausage and laws.
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I just reserved our usual tables at @slaintepub for @CharmSec tonight. I’m expecting a lighter crowd, given the whole 19 thing.
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VirusTotal added NIST NSRL lookups in March. I just noticed. Oops. http://j.mp/1Qxb9e http://j.mp/wwxqf
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Unraveling the mystery behind @CharmSec 19 is tricky but I think I’m on to something: http://j.mp/35mrfw (leaving off 2 and /1/ of course)
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http://translate.google.com/ doesn’t speak Latin either. Hoc est ars per occultum scripturam animi sui voluntatem absentibus aperiendi certa
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@adamshostack @oneraindrop excellent advise, elsewhere¹ called Conway’s Law²
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I’m re-enjoying @DCoffeen’s Rhetoric lectures. Lecture 16 will improve your writing if even only one point penetrates. http://j.mp/3GlK1Y
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-@AlexPanicev that is’s a nice endorsement you’ve got there, do you come here often? Frank Monaldi does have a great rep: http://j.mp/2ElQyw
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@ecogordo @jjthomas thanks, only have the the crappy edger my knives came with. It sounds like I should just get a table sharpener instead
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Dear Baltimore: Where do you get your knives sharpened?
Literally.
No, the chef, paring, and utility kind.
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Chicago, I don’t know how you make one block smell like sewer gas and the next like fresh brownies, but you should license that shit.
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Belief in false superstitions is very bad luck.
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In Chicago – a friend presented http://j.mp/SBXOC (pdf) at an ACM workshop (http://j.mp/Dlvhf) and invited @vurtyou and I for the weekend.
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Second City, Art Institute, Sears Tower, Live Music, Food
30 8 13 11 5 Fly to Chicago for the weekend > /dev/null 2>&1
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@oneeyedcarmen nice work on that shake down flatfoot. How’d you get the hooey on that grifter’s rap? http://j.mp/ERdzQ
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@shmausen AT&T is having problems in Baltimore, it’s not you, it’s them. As usual.
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@vurtyou @saysaylobbyist tell him to bring candy canes for the kids http://j.mp/434xXv ( Gratuitous belly shot!: http://j.mp/jaqAX )
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@saysaylobbyist b’more Santacrawl is typically men-only but a dozen girls from http://j.mp/3qjkyb showed up last year and no one complained.
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You can take that Magic Quadrant™ and cram it in your magic ✿ quadrant, buddy.
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Disgruntled Star Editor Takes Constructive Revenge
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ars technica syntax highlighting blocks match ars technia branding. http://j.mp/3srKzQ
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@stevewerby thanks, feared that conversation had dropped to DMs. Surely Linux & Unix are in that cohort as well?@StrongwaterSec similar exp?
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@GoldbergLawDC @danphilpott great points. Beware those who condemn as failures to holistically solve problems all stepwise improvements.
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@dionthegod @sdwilkerson Thusrday the 19th works for me, but I’ll have to miss the Valient Thorr show at Sonar so you guys better ROCK \m/.
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@frednecksec FBI: Businesses pull the impact-to-business card
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60 min: ??
FBI: I’m going to have to use my ongoing-investigation card
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@dionthegod let me know if you find anyone, all of my pet projects have stagnated thanks to school and work and it’s very frustrating.
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@cyberhiker I just walked five blocks, bought 2 boxes #4 filters, and returned home to find my coffee can empty too. Madly using half-decaf.
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Dvorák Sympony No. 9: appropriately dramatic music for a Sunday morning without a single coffee filter in the house.
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Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
KK
WT?
kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt? kk, wt?
……kk?, wt, kk?, wt
Philip Glass
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@ssoper yup, @vurtyou is in San Diego, she just sent me a beach shot: http://twitpic.com/oirrz
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@marcusjcarey D’oh! See you tomorrow regardless.
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Considering blue team CTF at @dojocon w/ @electricfork and @crucialcarl, need fourth. Prefer someone that has done one before. We haven’t.
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Enjoyed Titus last night: http://j.mp/WLIwK, http://j.mp/4Dv6Ey
@ebertchicago rightly considers it Scream 1593.
Bear thou my hand indeed.
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circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because
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@wrayjustin haha, MacPorts has been a nightmare. I’ve ended up port -f uninstall all, clean all, retrying now. Are you taking the course?
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Prepping my MacBook for @DojoCon SANS Scapy Training today but thinking about lunch. http://j.mp/34CBNt http://j.mp/2jqeXE
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If solutions aren’t available, I’d be willing to consider services but NOT products.
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I’m looking for some turn-key solutions that meet my needs, with a good ROI, and absolutely no headaches.
Compliancy a plus!
#lazyweb
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!! > @ebertchicago Bruce Lee plays ping pong, lights matches with nunchuks, and other footage of finite interest. http://j.mp/AO7A7
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My back tells me that VIRCO doesn’t dogfood back at HQ.
After I graduate, I’m going to Samir a 9000 Classic Tablet Arm with power tools.
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The menu is not the meal.
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@sdwilkerson Brasserie Beck is now on the to-do list. It’ll be great knowing so many faces from @charmsec, looks like most are going.
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Shmoocon barcode printed. See you at The Wardman, Harry’s, Murphy’s, Tono sushi, Pizza Paradiso, Brickskellar, and etc in February!
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@gattaca I found the link and got a ticket at the bottom the same way I won 7 rounds of rochambeau at ShmooCon '07: sheer luck.
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I just reserved my @shmoocon ticket. Liking the process.
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Watching Jimmy Swaggart explore The Truth instead of going to church this morning. $150 bibles! full of Truth! Give them for Christmas!
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♫ The Nuggitz - Stales From The Crypt: http://j.mp/4lXxwe ♫
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The barber at Super Hot Cuts in Reisterstown remarked more than once about the cowlicks on my head, never mentioned the GIANT SCAR. Love it.
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Tom Waits. Brawlers. Loud.
About to walk to Cinghale w/ @vurtyou and a few solos of stout.
Need a boom box so that I can take Tom w/ us.
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What is your favorite Windows-Server-2008-compatible event-log-to-remote-syslog-daemon service? #kickme
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What is the typically prescribed penance for recommending ESR to someone? Six XP installs and an Act of OSX Repair Permissions?
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.@ssoper I haven’t seen a good Open Source is a Religion, not a Solution rant since the late 90s. Someone buy @chriswilsondc ESR’s tCatB.
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“This machine adopts memes second wave, champions them, becomes disillusioned, then resents people still following them.”
- Woody Guthrie
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♫ On a boat -> “@djcheeba check this mix from DJ Moneyshot… nautical theme for the DOP show on friday! Skills! http://j.mp/3v2qL3”
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‘Y’know?’ is best abused by Apollo astronauts. Duke: “The doc said my heart rate was 144 at lift-off. John’s was 70.” http://j.mp/1yIt7K
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Anyone going to the Snoop, Method Man, Redman and Devin the Dude show tomorrow in B’more? Is it sold out? I’d skip class to go.
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@codinghorror I never considered needing an EICAR/GTUBE equivalent for credit card numbers, looks like there are a few http://j.mp/2wSk1B
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@aaronbarnett “…like the expletives that are complicating your search for God.” http://bit.ly/1FGs7V
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The use of emoticons http://j.mp/24j8Ma on Gerty in Moon is brilliant ☺. http://j.mp/MKO2U Among film’s biblical names, is his from Hamlet?
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Primer: The Perils and Paradoxes of Restricted Time Travel
Narration. Fabula vs. Syuzhet: http://j.mp/3YTQMo (pdf) -
There’s only one guy in a Star Trek (Spock, TOS, go figure) necktie at this NIST workshop. I demand a full refund.
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Marshall Abrams SHALL have the extraordinary ability to stay engaging while effectively discussing NIST SP 800-53 for over 60 minutes. Check
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Scientists propose frantic powerpoint slide transcribers, leatherette notepads, business card swapers, to power meetings of the future.
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Thieves broke into the house across the street last night. The one for sale. The one that has been entirely empty for years. So it goes.
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If I worked HCI for an app (hire me, please), my goal would be to write myself out of a job with magic, not to produce meaningful errors.
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@wrayjustin and I’m guilty. But when I paste 20k items into a field and it says “ERROR” it’s a piece of shit, not a :%s/\n/, /g opportunity.
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@wrayjustin I’m convinced that modern unix types are in love with solving small problems with small tools. It’s navel-gazing.
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Just told an analyst that the ability to rapidly convert line feeds to arbitrary delimiters is a life skill. Help, need to get out more.
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I was born just past the “Who Shot J.R.?” ring. http://j.mp/1eTjBd My parents are at the I Love Lucy ring. My grandparents are off the map.
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Previous link to scale, thanks Will. Why did Contact get it so wrong? >@will_torres @grantstavely Reminds me of this: http://bit.ly/6xWJG
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I forgot how amazing this was (forgiving the wildly inaccurate visual vs. radio scale) > @iA Intro to “Contact”: http://bit.ly/3MnKL4
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@oneeyedcarmen I’m dragging the usual suspects plus two to @dojocon, is anyone putting together plans for Friday evening yet?
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Oh, you like to let your software updates bake in at less important customers for 6 months? Can I talk to someone not in sales?
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Anyone going to the NIST ICS workshop Friday 10/23 in Bethesda? Did I wait too long to register? I need 2 passes =/. http://j.mp/4wNJoV
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@oneeyedcarmen @electricfork I ‘gave’ all my shmooballs to my cats at about 30 mph. They start too much of an arms race for the office.
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.@SpaceManAndy sure, for a spacer. NASA should have control subjects with them to validate that kind of claim. I’d volunteer.
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@SpaceManAndy “Returning to Terra Firma is like: A) walking after skating B) Jumping off a trampoline C) A total bummer D) All of the above”
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The same parallels could be drawn between [chem|mech|civ] Engineering courses and Ethics chapters vs Systems Architecture glossary entries.
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In my Accounting class, fraud discussion constitutes most of chapter 5. In my Systems Architecture class, security isn’t in the glossary.
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@marcusjcarey I’ma start calling you Holden Caulfield.
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Apparently @Scheierblog has a slightly larger readership than mine. http://j.mp/iOfil
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@ilya_burdman: “Come on, you guys would tell me if I pissed you off right? Ok, well I know @grantstavely would. But the rest of you?”
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@gattaca apathy is the new privacy, but my resume and house listings (were I selling) are things I’d want to be easily discoverable
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Kid Koala’s SS (non-Slew) set tonight is a late one http://j.mp/4gnuZ, http://j.mp/1u6j6Z. Dinner in DC first? (apropos: http://j.mp/37Mt5y)
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@grecs CharmSec 18 isn’t until the 29th
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♫ Get Down Make Love ♫ makes me regret not keeping a Strat and Pignose at my desk at work.
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FIRST PULL UP ☝ THEN PULL DOWN ☟
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The biggest thing I miss about consulting is completing audit engagements thinking I made the world a better place w/ a deliverable.
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Forgot my wedding ring at the house this morning. Remembered to complain about school on twitter. Priorities!
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“What video output device is used on most computers and tvs?” (The answer is ‘CRT’ for those of you not in college, he replied smugly)
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@shrdlu relevant Ron Paulism: “The ADA should have never been passed… it is an intrusion into private property rights.” http://j.mp/1aif7o
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There is a toy with dead batteries surreally looping Fur Elise somewhere (a trashcan?) in my alley. The pitches are all winding-down wrong.
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Hober Mallow trading as I fell asleep, The Mule whining when I awoke. http://j.mp/QaoKg
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Thanks @charmsec and @slaintepub for the Guinness spoon – made a Black and Tan w/ 60 minute IPA and home brew stout. Yum. (it didn’t layer)
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Pre-web Nielsen seems so much more sane than advice-about-the-web Nielsen. Prescient HCI paper analyzing post-WIMP 'puting http://j.mp/EYHzS
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@CrucialCarl buy in bulk, it isn’t perishable and you don’t teetotal. Packaged goods stores in the city are open Sundays. http://j.mp/45rrbj
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Real life needs more L cuts, dolly zooms, and more bombing cities with foot long hotdogs from helicopters, then eaten. (http://j.mp/9jodI)
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Infrastructure gaffes like this make my stomach turn like pictures of ledges make my hands sweat. Oof, empathy. http://j.mp/yndzb
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The women cheering at passing marathoners out front are actually praising my work on this term paper.
Woo!
Way to go guy!
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@dionthegod mystery is ¾ exposition, ¼ vicarious crime & punishment. Better pictures and strings (The Wire) than bad dialog (Law & Order).
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Now, I’ve got to give an INTERESTING old lady a manicure, but I’ll be back before you’re done.
(la lala la lah)
dynamite explodes
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I’m inviting the industrial designer of my 90s era digital thermostat over for dinner. What kind of stew should I make of his/her children?
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Coffee’s for closers.
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Prisoner’s Dilemma sales: “I’m in on travel to see one of your competitors, but I don’t want you to miss this great opportunity!”
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If an app is signed in a way that includes LSUIPresentationMode, changes invalidate the signature. http://j.mp/iFrVp
codesign -vvv sad.app
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“Keychain returned: -25293”.
I’m breaking app signing, so their keychain access is breaking. How to resolve?
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Why does LSUIPresentationMode (via @eternalstorms’s PresentYourApps, ♥) intermittently break? Keychain? Mail, @adium accounts fail login.
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YAY. >@tqbf There is now @ebertchicago. THAT IS ALL.
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Every list of password tips should have a 0th entry apologizing for how terrible it is that we have to rely on passwords to use these things
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.@thnetos’s nsm-console (http://j.mp/ee5oT) looks awesome, looking forward to playing with it, (and maybe porting http://j.mp/1RMacm to it)
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Is @adium’s name server suffering an attack or just moving? I’m getting ID mismatches and/or no response. http://74.63.12.192/ is sketchy.
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SIC TRANSIT GLORIA MUNDI
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.@Adium’s facebook captcha UI is so un-adium I had to check the source code. http://j.mp/2cAWk Upgrading to 1.4: http://j.mp/1eH5WL
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“and thus (the work) cannot be performed since one cannot perform that which does not exist”
– Schoenberg, re: Verklärte Nacht, Op. 4
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That you continue to call level one folks ‘monkeys’ is a tell.
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The week C-levels ask for bug’s-eye-views of IR metrics is always the week the incidents and investigations have funny, inappropriate names.
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I don’t get it.
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@dionthegod @danphilpott I’ll be at @dojosec. @philip_daigle will be there. I haven’t heard from anyone else.
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Dr. @alexhutton, Dr. @hypatiadocta, welcome to Jurassic Park: <meta name=“GENERATOR” content="Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Windows NT 5…
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@frednecksec @CrucialCarl The obscurity argument is boring, it just doesn’t reduce risk enough to bother. Port knock or VPN instead?
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The 1975 Signet paperback of Harlan Ellison’s ‘Dangerous Visions’ collection I ordered last week for $5 just arrived. It smells amazing.
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>@mcsweeneys A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference: http://j.mp/WcPgb
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@stevewerby it’s the new /part, /nick, /join in moderated channels. Block them and it all goes away, until they come back with another name.
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@danphilpott great paper. 550 code error leaks are nasty, breaking SMTP is nastier. Outsource the MX and ignore RFCs on MTA 550s.
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…and the new Kid Koala release he’s touring, The Slew, is a free download: http://j.mp/Be054 I’ll definitely be at the Silver Spring set.
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Kid Koala: Six Turntables Meets the Ex-Wolfmother Rhythm Section. Silver Spring – Oct. 16 at the Gallery in Silver Spring. http://j.mp/QoH9d
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@SpaceManAndy turn ‘show hidden characters’ off. http://j.mp/5Lgrz
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@electricfork I see a colored Joy Division album, a sweet drop shadow, poor axis labels, unexplained 20s fading, weird 90s gaps, no context
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So a well-heeled life coach, a lifestyle products party magnate, a homeopathy advocate MBE, and a wealthy feng shui consultant walk into a–
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http://twitpic.com/jk8kv - The homebrew stout is a great success, now to enjoy the first pint
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@linuxgeek247 oops, just realized I forgot the o-scope. It is apparently your albatross. Bring it to @dojosec?
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Set aside an hour to watch @tqbf, @miketracy, and @nate_mcfeters’s talk, ‘Indie Software Security: A ~12 Step Program’ http://j.mp/y5WRm
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@jjthomas, of course not silly, it isn’t out yet!
(@mikenealis you sure ‘booted’ that one!)
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I’m pouring wine at the Canton Wine and Jazz thing 3:30 to 7:30, then hosting a Windows 7 house party at my place. Stop by either.
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#7: You a Yankee fan?
#5: No, Baltimore.
#7: Baltimore? That’s like being hit in the head with a crow bar once a day.– 12 Angry Men
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There are few things more tiresome than listening to geeks verbally fuzz forensics laws with juris doctorates as if laws were protocol RFCs.
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@censey @omniweb for life. Nothing compares.
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“Hi, Dad, it’s me, I wired it wrong.”
“It’s probably just the safety switch on the door, put the door back on.”
“Oh, right. Thanks.”
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@oneeyedcarmen if you ever see me dancing with @philip_daigle, take my keys.
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I can’t stop watching Windows 7 House Party videos. Why did they edit out the dance-offs!?! http://j.mp/3fyLeI (stay for 1:20)
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My Day
• HVAC inside fan motor died, I can fix it myself
• The officer ticketed me at only 29 MPH over
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@dionthegod I see GETS like that in the wild all the time, nice to see I’m not completely foolish for not figuring out what the strings are
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@electricfork I think @censey was looking for the Melville (played by Bob Uecker) character. I haven’t read far enough to say yet.
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Taylor reads Moby Dick for Lynn, the Indians are the Pequod, pitching is harpooning, Cleveland is Nantucket, Mrs. Phelps is is the…
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I shouldn’t have watched Major League before reading Moby Dick. I Can’t un-see it.
Queequeg is Cerrano.
Yojo is Jobu.
Ishmael is Vaughn?
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@dionthegod nice! If I had more time I’d ping my step-dad @LieutenantBill for stuff but he’s over an hour drive away. http://j.mp/bGSW1
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@dionthegod http://deviating.net/lockpicking and a lot of patience. I don’t know anyone with bump picks, spare lock sets, etc. Would be fun!
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@censey I buy concert tickets last.fm tells me about, because it knows what I like (http://j.mp/QGKd3). Facebook and twitter, not so much.
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My assertion: Discoverable, simple guest wifi socially engineers guests away from wired corporate networks. (NB, not a control) T/F?
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This should be interesting: >@dionthegod @charmsec I’ll be there – Anyone coming to charmsec have locks and picks (and know-how)?
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Malware kit devs, clean up your UX, your default values are leaking. re: “Your Image File Name Here without a path” http://j.mp/3SOI4a
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Live by the clipboard, die by the clipboard.
Information deserves better analysis, graphics, and copy editing.
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@danphilpott managerial finance, financial econometrics, frustrated anarcho-syndics, anarcho-capitalists, and executives.
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@oneeyedcarmen are das boots take-home? What’s on them? I mIght stop by, I need a way to drink a six pack without the hassle of refilling.
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Experiment: Play Steven Reich’s Music for 18 Musicians for three cats, one man.
Hypothesis: ¾ subjects to maintain blunted affect, stripes.
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Trying Mekong Delta for lunch at noon. It’s been too long since I’ve seen the bottom of a bowl of Phở bò tái. http://j.mp/159ivy
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Dan Brown’s success http://j.mp/xnJsZ validates Smith^H^H^H^HEbert’s ‘invisible hand of the marketing dollar spent’. http://j.mp/QjT0f
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Enjoying a STROH 80 (Austrian 160 proof rum) & Mexican Coca-cola after a Mt. bike ride. Tastes like butterscotch and Chuck Taylor hi-tops.
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Neat. Network fs locks don’t impact interactivity, system feels fine: up 683 days, 18:39, 2 users, load average: 1012.70, 628.23, 508.93
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Since I started attending @DojoSec, I last longer, my teeth are whiter, and it’s made in Germany. You know the Germans make good stuff.
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Internet Detective work is a social faux pas, but we had to find out why Phơ Hương Mới closed: not enough business.
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Watching the socratic method break down in undergrad night classes contains NO quinine.
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¹ Developer Wings™ are made of tar and feather. Buy a set today! Use as directed.
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Every time a multi-step navigation process is sent instead of a hot link because the web app can’t hot link, a developer gets his wings¹.
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I’m all faklempt. Talk amongst yourselves, I’ll give you a topic:
SELinux is neither Security nor is it Enhanced. Discuss.
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Jean shorts aren’t bought, they’re earned.
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Packing for @electricfork’s 30th & Oktoberfest
• Soft pretzels, from scratch
• Camera
• Growlers, 2-♥'d Batch home brew
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The kids, little India Pale Ale and baby Stout are all tucked in (IPA kegged, Stout burping primary).
IPA made a mess in his fermenter ☹
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Man, I don’t need that shit, I’m high on a cold. I’ve been dizzy for days with very little paranoia, no cravings, and hey, it’s natural! ✌
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@IBMFedCyber "Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to… Delaware.
Hi. I’m in Delaware."
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Kick ass. (neat Wire cameo too!) >@djcheeba Video mix is now online
http://www.ninjatune.net/solidsteel
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I thought CSPAN was doing an Orson Wellesish radio drama. Eerie lack of ✈ in the sky that night as @vurtyou gave blood a the + station. ✌
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I’m brewing a stout batch so that I can feel like I’ve accomplished /something/ on my second day home sick, but I can’t smell a damn thing.
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@linuxgeek247 I’m going to guess you just added tab autocomplete to your ircish twitter client? Gimme ops.
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@linuxgeek247 ditto – I’m not into any particular OSs (or licenses) enough, but the presentations are usually quality.
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@ddeighton I keep forgetting about CALUG, joining their oops. hold on, gotta take this “YEAH, HELLO? YEAH, RUBBISH, YEAH” mailman list.
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School-night cocktails 101
THE DIRTY TONIC
Pile olives in a rocks glass, top with ice, brim with tonic water. Wink at closed Gin bottle.
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Finally put Blood Meridian back on the shelf without a bookmark, enjoying free professional help from Yale to digest http://j.mp/19Zd9Y
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♫ I’m so happy when you are near me / I’m so sad when you’re away ♫
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Which are skipped more? Intro skits, Ringo, Daltry, Roger Taylor, or Roger Waters tunes, Stones albums, post-Clash Strummer bands, or Rush?
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@alexhutton The Dan. Too many discount them as disco.
Nobody disrespects Moon’s drumming, Townshend’s windmill, or Daltry’s uh, stuttering.
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I just upgraded to @textpattern 4.2. http://j.mp/4UwxX
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Mt. Dew GAME FUEL tastes like wine cooler & looks like an Idiocracy commercial. I pine for the 70s sugar water logos & hillbilly reputation.
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./spray-eicar.pl -h
Udage: spray-eicar.pl [-vd] [-p path] [-f file]
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Stinks of PR: http://is.gd/2SycF, straw men, unchecked adjectives, slippery slopes, and more PR: http://is.gd/2Syq1 Lions and tigers and etc
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Pay no attention to @philip_daigle, we purposely trained him wrong… as a joke.
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I can’t get over how solid @apollosuns’s “Shall Noise Upon” is, straight through. Brilliant.
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Is this a pole legitimate use of packed javascript (see version 2.4)? http://is.gd/2O4EQ Is there such a thing? I don’t consider it an FP.
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¹ In better tellings of Chicken Little, Foxy Woxy eats Chicken Little and his entire the-sky-is-falling posse. Acorns, dummy. Acorns.
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Knocking on the door says “I’m here, let’s go”.
Honking from the car says “WAKE UP EVERYBODY! WAKE UP! THE SKY IS FALLING! WE GOTTA GO!” ¹
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@zrlram check out Munin, it trivial to install and extend; any number you can compute on the shell can be graphed. http://is.gd/2M6XF
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@IANS_Security pie charts are an anathema to data representation, your data deserves better. http://is.gd/2LIyI, http://is.gd/2LIHe
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@jjthomas @censey Uh-oh, I’m both an unabashed hater hater AND hater hater hater. Oh, the self-loathing.
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Don’t hesitate? Feel free? If I have any questions? More than happy, eh?
I won’t, I always do, I don’t, and gee whiz that’s swell.
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At the Adrian Belew Trio show in Annapolis, 20 feet from the stage. Holycrapsoexcitedfapfapfap
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I cringe when the syllabus reads like a rock star rider. No cheating, OK. No laptops in class? Cell phone ring tone rules? Are we not men?
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Oh, I am serious. Look, this is my serious face.
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.@REGISTER_COM, renewal and transfer depts. talk much?, I shouldn’t have to renew a domain w/ you to transfer it away, before it expires.
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@jjthomas This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talkin’ to whoever’s listenin’ out there. (http://is.gd/2Ef5G)
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Rattle-can black revitalizes old veneer speakers, blueish-purple rubber bins, jeans, patios, fingertips, thumbs, and lungs. Use as directed.
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@electricfork You know what ol’ Jack Burton always says…
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Fact: Any modal jazz tunes with synonyms for gypsy or the name of a non-U.S. city in the title will be above average.
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Ha, @vurtyou is living the tabs vs. spaces nightmare over an MS Word letter the Army is sending to the government. Not just for coders!
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Dear Register,
I have found a registrar that I think the world of. He’s younger, and a hard upseller, but he undersells you by 75%.
Bye.
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I’m excited about @CharmSec tonight; lots of first-timers to meet. We’ll be at Max’s early (~6:30) for pint night glasses, then Sláinte by 7
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@censey the unibody MacBook seems unscathed - my knuckles took the fall on that hand. http://is.gd/2y8ts /bicycle/staircase/gi
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I smashed a pint glass in my fist last night, protecting my macbook pro from the same fate while tripping up stairs. I’m stigmatic.
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Fresh corny kegs of @DogfishBeer 60 minute IPA always have an interesting flavor that mellows out after a few pints; yeast? Carb process?
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Don Norman - “When Security Gets in the Way”. Usability is /the/ elephant in the room. Hard problems. http://is.gd/2x9DG
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@aaronbarnett Do those glasses make everything look like it’s under construction, and thus make you forgiving of faults? I want a pair.
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@electricfork Feynman “on why”: very good an understatement, ♥d it. I was more digging his difficulty answering questions as posed initially
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Going to TechnoForensics? Sneak over to the NIST Museum, it is just around corner and down the hall. http://is.gd/2wUeg
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@marcusjcarey Director of Innovation: nice title.
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24h Simplepedia stats: 160 users read 191 articles in 12 languages.
August: 2589 users, 3908 arcticles, 27 languages.
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iTunes should lemme tag what side of an album a given track was on on the original album or tape or whatever. I’m in a flipside mood.
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…or, did you actually want to talk about DNS kiting, iframes, botnets, vulnerabilities, local admins, etc.?
What’s DNS, you say?
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e.g. We spent $x because criminals in their continued gaming of our tit-for-tat altruism selfishly repurposed your information system.
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Feynman on ‘Why?’ reminds me of writing executive summaries in post mortems: http://is.gd/2wj68 (watching series thanks to @gadievron)
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@oneeyedcarmen stop, you’ll become my dad, spontaneously grow a mustache and get a buzz cut. Blublockers are slippery slopes.
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Vendor just had a fire alarm during our support call. I need that .wav file, brilliant. GO×TTA G×O, SORR×Y. NO, YE×AH, WE’R×E EV×ACUA×TING!
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@vurtyou see if they’ll let you run a tab.
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@dionthegod J Roddy Walston and the Business was great! The new material is interesting, hopefully the A&R/VPs present felt the same way.
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FML >@sobojosie: JFX NB remains closed…I feel bad for all my tweeps stuck in the gridlock (crash with fuel spill was EARLY this morning)
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Look, I’m going to ignore your arbitrary capability limitations & try to turn whatever you made into a hammer anyway, just give me a hammer.
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@ssoper surprising of Hitchens to qualify prevention of idolatry as ‘rather admirable’. I prefer his 2006 article http://is.gd/2mRAO
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It’s twoo! It’s twoo! (going) >@BaltSunArts Few Baltimore bands rock quite as hard as J-Roddy Walston & the Business http://bit.ly/DSQMV
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http://twitpic.com/eaoom - Accepting Wile E Coyote schemes to rid absebtee neighbor of lit rooftop palm.
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@shrdlu PGP Desktop → Left tabs → PGP Messaging, bottom right, Edit Policies; stay in that sandbox, ignore Outlook 2007 & bang head on desk
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
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Les Paul: Now don’t say it that way, that’s our stock and trade, the Les Paulverizer.
Mary: Yes, but we’ve got to eat you know. -
Now that I’ve stopped subvocalizing security events as I read them I get impatient, grumpy, and depressed even earlier in the morning.
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Mr. Sandwich was murdered by me, in the lunch sack, with a 12 ounce can of Sunkist. #lunchClue
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Brewed a final Batch! Pale tonight (for a while) w/ magnum, fuggles, cascade, and centennial aroma hops. Stout recipe hunting for next time.
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How much do you redact information shared with LEOs?
• none, I’m a Aries/Sagittarius
• black fax
• ●org●●●info●●●
• BEGIN PGP
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#Baltimore, I have an extra ticket to see Clutch at Sonar tomorrow night – for sale for $20. http://is.gd/26VrR
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Rebuilding our Incident Handling DB+forms one pixel at a time, this wheel I’ve invented sure is rounder than the old one! http://is.gd/26T4j
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Commuting to work doesn’t.
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Administrator and root RDP & SSH ‘lost connection’ errors : remote system reboots :: Helios running west in fear : the sun rising
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If you what to listen for, you can hear “oh well, fuck it, who cares” precede the phrase “we’ll use VNC”.
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Wheels @ BWI, lovely Cfa moderate climate, & humidity, want to kiss the ground. G Mark & SFire goons were on my flight. 60 min keg, cya soon
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Check the WarVOX project and slides from @hdmoore, great graphics, small multiples, gnuplot freq. analysis, etc. And Pat Fleet
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@George_Saylor I didn’t learn anything, some stuff misrepresented, valid concerns, but awfully vague and short
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In the Turbo track for Tony Flick’s upcoming Hacking The Smart Grid talk, of course, and playing Spot The Energy Sector Security Analyst
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Las Vegas says WE HAVE NO GOOD BEER in 72 point Trajan (and thinks Trajan is classy)
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@George_Saylor en route to M. Bay for sushi right now, coming back to check out the pool party at the Riv after. You? Welcome to join
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The line for Kaminsky’s talk is almost as long as the badge lines were. Leaving for sushi immediately after, then pool party
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.@vurtyou a few folks got owned (or is it rm’d now?) at the Wardman’s ATMs at Shmoo this year. ATM trust is transitive to the environment
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Up and rested for Friday at defcon, must find myself coffee and something called ‘breakfast food’ for @vurtyou at or near the Riv
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@cyberhiker tonight at the Riv 9-4, $30 per
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@cyberhiker I absent-mindedly just left Caesar’s without stopping into see the SecTwits. Going to the EFF fund raiser?
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@George_Saylor definitely up for that, we have no firm plans
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In Las Vegas for defcon, waiting for a gate to free up to deplane & still feeling last night’s @CharmSec. Staying at the Riv with @vurtyou
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@oneeyedcarmen @censey I expect the usual @charmsec folks, and it looks like thunderstorms are a sure thing tonight, so I might be on time
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@bkdelong I land early Thursday, first time to DEFCON and Las Vegas, and bringing @vurtyou along for the fun.
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@dwplanit
• if the statements complete introductory clause
• are free standing sentences
• a judgement call
• Usually: Maybe- Natch
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To: $TEAM
CC: $USER <- Should not be cc’d
Subject: FWD: Analysis FWD: Alert
5 demerits for $USER. Nastygram his boss please.
$ANALYSIS -
I’ll be late and sandier than usual at @CharmSec tomorrow: beach volleyball at Rash Field from 6 to 8:15. http://is.gd/1Rrby Sorry!
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Rational addiction http://is.gd/1Rfb9 and meta-discussion http://is.gd/1Rf0w re: null hypothesis, stats, cross-field pollination, & lingo
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RT @justin_fenton Stay inside, East Baltimoreans: 9 people have been shot in the past 90 minutes, about a mile apart
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Ode to the Small Lump of Failed Backup Jobs Over the Last Six Months I Found This Midsummer Morning: To Thee I Cron, Shared Key, Rsnapshot!
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Enlightenment -> @shrdlu: New bloggage: Nao and Zen: Security Koans for Everybody. http://bit.ly/Jpn4c
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@AmyWoo Blue Hill Tavern: Adams Morgany, LOUD, excellent bartending, great food, beautiful space, weird walled balcony, no wait, high hopes
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Why can’t I resist adding “Beep.” to scripted mail alert templates and robots.txt files and other bot auto-responses?
Beep.
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I have an open security analyst position on my small nsm/csirt/forensics team in Baltimore. Contact me. http://is.gd/1Jdja
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FRT @DataLossDB http://bit.ly/16yniy
HSBC Actuaries - HSBC Actuaries used a floppy disk in 2009 -
.@ddeighton any sufficiently advanced field of inquiry is indistinguishable from abstract collections of jargon http://is.gd/1HM42
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@shrdlu the # of results chokes me up a little bit. http://is.gd/1HKAG http://is.gd/1HKB0
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Why have an ASCII pot leaf in your MOTD, or an ASCII skull and crossbones, or ASCII porn, when you can have all three?
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Remediate and mitigate are big words often used incorrectly in place of reduce, shift, or accept because they sound fancier to fools.
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Esse est percipi. To be is to be perceived.
Corollary: To be late is to be late. Acknowledgment of perception is not required.
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2 <3’d Ale, back in fermenter for double fermentation. 2 wks cold & pressure knocked particulates out. Tasty now, wonder what’ll happen?
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I would like to nominate the hacks Wikipedia uses to show soccer team uniform designs for a position in the DSM V. http://is.gd/1GBL7
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I just bought tickets to see the Adrian Belew Power Trio in Annapolis, MD 8/30 - http://is.gd/1GsZz, http://is.gd/1Gtdw
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@Ryanatmghwom did Jazzy Jeff free up a seat for you by getting thrown off the plane by Uncle Phil? http://is.gd/1DjM4
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Excellent use of ‘whom’, incorrect ‘its’, multiple lower case a styles, mixed case, and ‘hot, steamy shit’ on Fait Ave. http://is.gd/1DjbU
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I don’t like hate use editing because the ego something something in a boat omg #useless #for #effect .>RT@ (via @grantstavely)
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Any bots for localities? Use broken replies to use, so’s I can spam balm’rins that @vurtyou & I are trying Blue Hill, by replying @to-a-bot
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I’m taking @vurtyou to Philadelphia this Sunday night to see Reeves Gabrels & His Imaginary Friends at Johnny Brenda’s. Anyone want to join?
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Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Script where it itches.
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He had the same obsequious manner
That was the reason I had him killed
So to calm my nerves I sang this song
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Simplepedia can now switch languages on the fly, has a favicon, improved preference handling, and more Helvetica. http://is.gd/1CaaK
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@jalvani I am sitting in Pho Hong Moi, in Security Mall, right now. It isn’t in the city but the Pho is excellent! http://myloc.me/aK8b
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@stevewerby long > complex passwords given Lanman hasing specifically and rainbow table size generally. Passwords are inhumane, suck, etc
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@wrayjustin congrats on witnessing a shuttle launch! I’m very jealous!
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Might have to rewind King Megatrip’s Groove-Jitsu mix to replay ♫ Rhythm Heritage’s Theme From S.W.A.T. ♫ one more time http://is.gd/1A12i
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http://is.gd/1zLGL > @Will_Torres DJ Cheeba will mix and spin your face off. This guy rules. Check out SolidSteel podcast 82 and 99.
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.@Fred0828 the ceteris paribus falsely implied by freedom and championed by social darwinists is the great plight of modern conservatism.
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.@bjg oops, thanks! A typo away from credibility, lots of experience away from truth (and just barely above sneaking a typo into this tweet)
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Reminder: You should not give @TechCrunch page views, @arrington & co. are selfish trolls running a lame geek-tabloid http://is.gd/1zGmO
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.@vurtyou is working on cover letter for plant engineer gig at ice cream factory, help me convince her to add ‘and I really like ice cream’
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I have an open senior security analyst position on my team in Baltimore. NSM/CSIRT skills required.
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A man at the Little Havana bar is reading an ST TNG EU paperback and enjoying a 22 ounce lite beer, alone. Cheers to you sir!
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Oh, Antisec. ¶'s 5 and 6 are the zanniest >@wrayjustin RT @rvdh Imageshack is hacked. All images are replaced with this: http://is.gd/1udkU
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@stevewerby their glassware is nice too. I’ve only ever had it at Pizza Paradiso’s Georgetown Birreria, and the Brickskellar. Tough find.
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@wrayjustin Parkville is the land of craft beer: Beltway http://is.gd/1uabr (http://is.gd/1uaSq) and Racers http://is.gd/1u9ZT
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.@quine nothing in an Ayinger glass can do you wrong. http://is.gd/1u7Iz
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The power of chicken noodle soup with cayenne compels you! The power of chicken noodle soup with cayenne compels you!
blows nose
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Explanations relying on analogies, narratives, ignored gaps, and secondhand facts are mental models or at best hypotheses, not truth.
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So side effects do happen? I’m on day 2, dose 3 of Alkaseltzer Cold and Sinus and randomly have a bloody nose. Common cold: 1, Science -1.
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@cyberhiker = IR with a Wiki = {{{ Tried it, didn’t work for me. The markup is too --cumbersome-- much of a hassle for the value-add. }}}
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@censey @oneyedcarmen people know I’m an ASS and I don’t need a cert to prove it. You guys are so paper.
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@sckain Dinosaur Jr - Farm. I have a feeling Beyond will be next.
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@mikenealis I want a carafe with I’m-empty whistles or bells. Yelling when I find it empty seems to just encourage /them/.
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Carving botnet commands out of HTTP 200’s that use Content-Type application/octet-stream instead of text/plain. Guessing it isn’t ‘data’
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A majority of scientists doubt the existence of man made global warming jokes on cold days that aren’t sad cries for science education.
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Every time this rule hits, a web developer should get security training: alert tcp $RFC1918 any -> $INTERNETS $HTTP (content:“&pass”…
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@ssoper makes great meat grenades. Congrats again on the fallout shelter w/ Moscow hotline. Pour some Aventinus out for Christie tonight.
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@dionthegod Try @sckain, he’s a roller derby ref. I hear they meet up at @bad_decisions a lot after games. http://is.gd/1olhm
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Holy crap @Michael_Jackson is at the Hippo. Hope he does karaoke!
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.@AmyWoo historians will mark invention of Excedrin as dawn of a new age. 1960: Excedrin Extra Stregnth formulated. 1969: Moon landing.
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A lesson in PsyOps, from @mcsweeneys, Saddam’s Interrogation Logs http://is.gd/1mp39 Master these techniques and something something…
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@sxs3200 if you don’t get the President of the Unites States on that phone… You’re going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.
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@Ryanatmghwom that link is tainted with Ron Paul voodoo – I wish all three of us understood economics better, /they/ don’t want you to, etc.
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Attempting to resuscitate this Bells Two <3’d IPA clone with another shot of ale yeast this evening. Or should I get champagne yeast?
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Booo, both of my kegs are kicked and the last homebrew was a disaster! Going flatline! /_/_|.__________
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EXT. @ELECTRICFORK CYBER COMMAND - EVENING
Throngs of black t-shirted villagers are chanting…
ECU VILLAGER
You said cyber! You said cyber! -
Great url > @mubix DEFCON PreQual CTF walk-through’s posted: http://shallweplayaga.me - Learn a lot, even if you weren’t involved.
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My slightly tweaked version of dnssnarf, by @linuxgeek247 : http://is.gd/1jsEC Timestamps, more record data, and both queries and responses
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Ratio of budget and FTE’s dedicated to availability monitoring NOC, physical security monitoring SOC, and NSMing CSIRT? Ideal? Actual?
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.@danphilpott but don’t you want solutions, that fit your needs? Look how happy these stock-photo-business-people are with them! Contact us!
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Our DUKW tour of Baltimore yesterday was captained by Captain Crunch. http://is.gd/1i3SI
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@MissMktr @AmyWoo Thanks for hosting the #ducks tour, @vurtyou and I had a blast!
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Ditto, w/ @vurtyou, cabbing cause we’re lazy > @censey: Otw to woody’s #duckboat09 w/ @saraensey.
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At the Baltimore Women’s Classic 5K to support @vurtyou from Little Havanah. She runs faster, longer when I’m drinking Mohitos.
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CONTAINS QUININE.
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What people seem to think, in this economy, when security shows up in suits to take systems for IR: http://is.gd/1eK0x Mind your messaging!
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Reminds me of http://is.gd/1euJ2 >@danphilpott Domain name made from WIN! from @steponequit: http://raptor-jes.us
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>@aplura 10-wk FOSS proj in Balt. 3-5yrs exp. Research wiki/calendar/collab software and provide results/guidance to client. DM @aplura
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@censey any time that happens, rent a car, boom!, I mean, a 7 or 8 hour drive, you’re a mile high! It’s one of those things, you know?
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Max’s has 9 Hitachino beers on tap for pint night, all 7.0% or higher abv, nice take-home half-pint glassware
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@shmausen @commonwombat So @vurtyou just talked to BGE: The estimated time to restore of services is ‘by 10PM’.
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Heading home for a pint of home brew with @philip_daigle before CharmSec, then Max’s for a pint night glass ~6:30, then CharmSec at Slainte
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Excellent semiotic homophone: http://is.gd/1cadJ
Unrelated: I’m looking for a trap set to goof with.
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.@vurtyou I promise not to blast you into space…until such time as I deem it necessary.
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I am Zeldar. I’m from planet Beldar. My leader is Zeldar. And we shop at Wal-mart. http://is.gd/1b8tf
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Isn’t it a daisy? >@bjg i’m reading this piece of pure art: http://is.gd/1b0nC a flame avant la lettre, but beautiful
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Spirit’s “Fresh Garbage” (1968) is a cover of Tay Zonday’s “Chocolate Rain” (2007). It’s a fact.
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I have seen the fnords in this configuration file.
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♫ One of these fines is not like the others http://is.gd/1anKH vs. http://is.gd/1anPw Can you tell which…By the time I finish this song? ♫
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Look, a Unix system monitoring tool! Will the configuration file use mindfuck, lolcode, perl, or a delimited and whitespace-sensitive 4GL?
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@bjg there is great money in it, many of those tools are OTS and all C&C is over egress-ACL-likely ports. #thistweetneedsmoreacronyms
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Holy crap, very sad. > @cnnbrk: Metro spokeswoman confirms at least two fatalities in DC Metro train collision http://bit.ly/dctrain
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\m/. > @VRT_Sourcefire #vrtrecommended http://c8y0r.tk
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Evil Foundry Ligatures™: rn -> m, cl-> d, vv -> w, ww -> a clarinet, oo -> orthodontic band, tr -> a tied-off bloody stump
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Gnostic quizes, ineffective cause support, fans of stuff, flash memes: It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.
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Francis, G: “I’ve got some zero days in the table-top exercise I’m working up for you guys, and some tomorrows too, man.” Yikes! Mommy!
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Hey, I found out why there’s a Local Settings directory in Application Data, and an Application Data directory in Local Settings. It’s becau
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Cheeva Investigates… The Case of The Missing Records. Solid Steel. 90s-heavy, excellent Friday music. http://is.gd/16sha (mp3 top right)
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What he said, only with proper caps and no french spacing >@electricfork Sushi in Owings Mills with @grantstavely. Anyone else nearby?
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I wish we hadn’t blasted all the telephone sanitizers off world on B-Ark, my keyboard and mouse are filthy.
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Strange that until now I’ve never handled and incident on a machine logging DD/MM/YYYY. Newb.
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@censey a bunch of us are heading to Luna Del Sea for drinks, how is parking over by metro?
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Heading back to the city and in the mood for a beer. Any takers?
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@linuxgeek247 I get back to the city around 8:30, probably too late?
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Wow, I feel like an eight year old. I HATE MATH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! tempter-tantrum
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@ssoper tried that, it doesn’t work. I am pleased to note that nothing I’ve written since then contained the word. http://is.gd/15nC6
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@attritionorg any kids could have done that, if you are going to knock the BSA, try the theism, homophobia, or sculpture http://is.gd/14GDF
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@censey @oneeyedcarmen @linuxgeek247 Changed plans: I’m going to defcon, making travel arrangements now. Hotel preference? Never been to LV.
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@vurtyou really? organic hangover patches? I have a shark repellant to sell you. Buy now and get these magnetic anti-elephant bracelets!
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I’ll be in class. >@marcusjcarey I’m scheduled to do a talk at SANSFire Thurs 6:00PM - How to Build a Hyper-Local Security Community
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.@linuxgeek247 whoa! I’ll test this AM. I have some ideas for what to keep of the response using a DOM parser - regex may be too trusting?
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Unfortunate url shortener breach @cligs. http://bit.ly/AS6Yp Why disclose the source IP? Also, ironic: http://is.gd/13obQ
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The Dukes of Stratosphear were better at Syd Barrett than both Syd Barret and Roger Waters combined.
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.@mubix I use a Mac mini + Plex + Plex’s Hulu app over VGA to a 42" plasma, love it. (holy crap)
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.@electricfork & @will_torres are drafting procedures around Scytale and toilet paper for out-of-band IR messaging. http://is.gd/12FQh Help.
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Didn’t make it the Hilton to put up fliers at SANSFire, relying on twitter and word-of-mouth already seems sufficient for @CharmSec
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Expecting a lot of 8:15ish SANSFire folks at @CharmSec after the evening talk. The rest of us will be at Pickles around 7PM tonight.
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Two-<3’d Batch! Pale OG: > 1.12! 7lbs of DME in a 5 gallon batch. This is going to be a big beer if it survives. Very foamy w/ all the sugar
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Brewing a Bell’s Two-hearted clone this afternoon: http://is.gd/10OEM It’s Centennial hops all the way down! http://is.gd/10OCx
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Silly Putty sticks to Silly Putty really well. Better even than it sticks to the rings of a slinky. #insightfriday
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$VENDOR on antivirus exclusion: …failing to do so will result in very poor performance ultimately leading to your disgust for the product.
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So @philip_daigle returns to cube land and says, “Wow, I just tried to use my badge against the light switch to exit the bathroom”. Dude.
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Mission after pho lunch: Create a scapy daemon (or at least script) to log all iframes from a stream.
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Man, the parking lot at work always smells like burned rubber and clutch when I get to work in the morning. What’s that all about?
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> @MissMktr: Good morning Twitter! Nice evening with @AmyWoo, @SpaceManAndy, @jjthomas, @grantstavely and @vurtyou at @bad_decisions
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Search ‘is.gd’, 1st hit: marketing, 2nd: marketing, 3rd:, opportunistic ‘hey is.gd is down, check out our marketing’. http://tr.im/o0L2
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is.gd’s server seems to be gone gone. Anyone else have a route past 81.29.89.108 or know of other affected sites?
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♫ It’s getting better all the time / (It can’t get no worse) ♫
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If unsubscribe links were 72pt, bold, and at the top of marketing e-mail, it would probably slow me down by at least a half second.
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> @ak1010: RT @johullrich: are you sick of shortened URLs? I wrote a URL lengthening service to easily craft 140 char URLs http://tr.im/nR5Q
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The Beatles Rock Band cinematic intro is excellent http://is.gd/TUOM (@electricfork: note inclusion of Day Tripper http://is.gd/TUUC)
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@censey holy crap that pizza looks amazing, where are you? (as I heat up a Tony’s for a school-night late meal)
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@shmausen @commonwombat – 1-800-567-6789 Verizon residential high speed internet support.
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Begged question answer: I just got lawn seats to see Stone Temple Pilots at Merriweather, 7/19. http://is.gd/S7IN
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Surely there are music business excusses for the failure that is Ticketmaster arbitrary fee transparency? Lie to me better you bastards!
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XL newish craigslist clothes dryer installed, old shrieking box of fire-breathing doom in the alley for pickup. SCREEE! EEEIK! RYIEECK! #%@!
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Dear application team: Plz leave honeypot work to me, & pretend /your/ stuff is in production and shouldn’t have Everyone granted All perms.
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Yes http://twtvite.com/o8rk9m #twtvite #ducks
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Argh, $52 parking ticket for being too close (questionably) to a fire hydrant.
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I’m game. > @electricfork: Back in ballmoar. sushi lunch today at Edo Mae in Owings Mills, spread the word.
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Neat presentation from @chriseng > @ak1010: Crypto for Pen testers a MUST watch -http://bit.ly/ream9
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Driving home from #dojosec on 4 ounces of Big Red… This is bat country!
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Class got out early! Off to #dojosec after all.
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@oneeyedcarmen f5 f5 f5 f5
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@alexhutton thanks!
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.@dionthegod @quine assuming you aren’t talking about returning door-to-door Jehovah’s Witnesses, Good luck on that ‘good news’ thing.
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@alexhutton switching costs masked as failed opportunities - http://is.gd/O5T6 - love that the unsubscribe link still works.
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DestroyTwitter on a mac w/ a synergy provided white mac keyboard hosted on a windows PC == confusion whether ‘command’ is actually esc. ugh
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Should I go to the Gartner Information Security Summit in DC this summer on the ‘sponsor ticket’ (keynote and sponsor floor only)? IANACSO
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Starting with Kid A onward, Radiohead has just been a Battletoads soundtrack cover band, Thom sings the vocals the NES coulnd’t reproduce.
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> @CharliePapazian: http://tr.im/njsB GreatAmBeerFest Ticket update: Thursday18% sold;Friday:20% sold;Sat.Afternoon:42% sold;Sat.Night:14%
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> @ssoper: This AP writer sneaked in a great ‘Big Lebowski’ quote in this otherwise boring article http://is.gd/N8Pn
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Finally started McCarthy’s Blood Meridian (http://is.gd/MKtK). I want to write an incident post mortem in this style.
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Missing tonights Bacon & Beer Happy Hour at @bad_decisions, and Thursday’s @dojosec because of my damned night class. $#!^&#!!
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Does anyone know the brain.conf option to turn off sloppy focus? This thing seems to just do whatever the heck it wants.
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@marcusjcarey any introduction that begins with an honorific that doesn’t concern life, death, rank, or responsibility is silly.
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@marcusjcarey any introduction that begins with an honorific or that doesn’t have power over life, death, rank, or responsibility is silly.
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Outlook Zen behavior: 1. Select multiple messages to act upon 2. Receive a new message in the same folder. 3: Outlook undoes the selection.
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A whisper in your ear: memento mori, memento mori. http://is.gd/KUMp
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.@jeson, @vurtyou, and @slp22 are trying to starve me Lunch promises ’ real soon now’ started around 11:30, it is now 15:00. Send help.
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Eating outside at Three. Heroin users: stay inside please. Live-tweet it? Stop trying to break into that Car. No $ in the BSun box?
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Brewing a pale ale before going to the Polish Festival at Patterson Park.
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@electricfork @vurtyou polka, polka, polka, one o’clock at my place, we’ll walk over (away from the smell of dead fish. Ugh.)
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Hey, Friday afternoon, when nobody is looking I’m going to beat the everloving crap out of you. It’s been 3:45 for at least six hours now.
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Obama also said ‘ATM Machine’. We elected this guy? And what is it with airline food anymore? I mean you ask for a bag of peanuts and…
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I don’t get the dislike of/bias against users of the word & prefix cyber. See: def. of hacker, pronounciation of nuclear, etc. Get over it.
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.@censey I disagree w/ the characterization too. I’m using it as a blind man’s cane to determine where I want to keep the real tools.
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I was just accused of weaponizing eicar. This will be a fun drill.
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My math textbook for this semester has a Chapter 0.
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print “\a\a\a\a\a\a\a I just got a ticket to see Clutch at Sonar! \a\a\a\a\a\a\a\a”;
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@AWS0807 …unless your singer is a green lizard named Sarsippius
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.@oneeyedcarmen I expect there will be ad hoc lunches and meetups, and folks from out of town that need to know where to enjoy their eveings
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.@philip_daigle: “Never heard of this Linux distro” after finding a MINIX 3.0 cd in our stack. Thinking about asking for his geek card.
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> @insidecharmcity: RT @wjznews Stray Bullets Hit MD Nuclear Power Plant http://bit.ly/nT4SE
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Stopping by Max’s pre-@charmsec? I am - pint night is Apocalypse Great White.
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.@danphilpott the spectators are strangely the same year after year, maybe Bradbury’s /The Crowd/ was prescient http://is.gd/HftK
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@alexhutton /.You forgot the closing / and . on that style tag http://is.gd/H9IH /.
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Enumerating AV exclusions by spraying eicar all over the file system. Hackish, slow, & noisy, but many don’t alert their IR team for eicar.
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Comments, cliches, commentary, controversy, chatter, chit-chat, chit-chat, chit-chat, Conversation, contradiction, criticism, @charmsec 13
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Abandoned amature hour: trying simultaneous 5GHz (prod) and 2GHz (guest) wireless networks, and dnsmasq w/ opendns. Airtunes so far so good.
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SETTING: media on a mac mini smb share, itunes on an mbp streaming to an airport express ECU: Operator screaming, itunes & express failing
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> @johnemcintyre: Accept no substitutes: Grant Barrett’s book on unofficial English is free for the asking. http://tinyurl.com/rddhuw
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Hop pellets in a dry martini, shaken: visually apealing green peppering, nose improved, does nothing for the flavor. I need hop-infused gin.
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.@marcusjcarey sushi lunch was fun & I like your HLSC vlog post.
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Just got home from a 2-night primitive camping trip with @jeson, @slp22, @vurtyou, @philip_daigle, K, E, and e.
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.@philip_daigle and I are headed to Security Lunch Meetup at Baltimore Inner Harbor, Edo Sushi noon, see everyone there #charmsec #sectwits
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Capturing images of blade systems over port replicator dongles is fun, pause, not.
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.@censey cork the kitchen, ebony LR (or througout), halogen under the counters, nix track lighting, new cabinet hardware, flowers & plants
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@marcusjcarey any luck with your lunch plans tomorrow? A few of us would be up for it, time permitting. What restaurant / meet time?
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Brown sugar and fish sauce! It’s twoo! It’s twoo!
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@Fred0828 you are all over that! Congrats to all of GURU! Four years ago: Mock: http://is.gd/BGVO http://is.gd/BGZZ Real: http://is.gd/BH2X
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Crushed both finals, Spring '09 semester: adios! Summer semesters start Tuesday. #umbc
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@philip_daigle dude, you could stack a lot of horses something something, http://is.gd/BEbl
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@helvetireader I use a build script for Simplepedia to inline css, GM API & about:config to config http://is.gd/jiaW O & GKit can tweak js
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Please suggest papers/presos on responsible compromise notification. i.e. “Hi, you are owned.”, not “Hi, you are vulnerable.” abuse@? Still?
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.@dionthegod ha - that’s like saying “the closest I got to playing freeze tag was when I was starting running back for my hs football team”
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.@dionthegod I always got sidetracked transposing sheet music to QBasic PLAY w/ amp AUX leads soldered to the motherboard speaker terminals
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Outlook Zen Koan: Uknown Error.
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Baltimore and other delmarva locals: oceancity.org is currently serving pdf/swf malware: DO NOT VISIT (apologies to site admins)
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I can’t stress the importance of coding style enough, as other criminals will have to deploy your work. http://is.gd/BjG3
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Definsible, if wildly biased/innacurate? Insightful regardless? http://bit.ly/zo5Vs
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Outlook Zen Koan: Extra line breaks in this message were removed. / This message has extra line breaks.
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.@alexhutton infosec zombie meme: fix-it-with-encapsulation (usually crypto). Stupidest are ‘disk wipe count’ and password policy myths
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Planning our sixth annual memorial weekend camping trip to Greenridge Forest, hoping the weather clears up for us! http://is.gd/B0ab
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This lumber is from 1915. When I make decorative cat scratching posts with the remainders, somewhere, a lumberjack will roll in his grave.
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I’ve been playing carpenter with nothing but a circular saw, a hammer, a chisel, and a pile of OD rough hewn hickory all afternoon.
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Jeff Beck’s at Ronnie Scott’s is on Palladium. Tal Wilkinson is ridiculously talented, and El Becko is a fine wine.
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Tufte forums on visualizing risk: http://is.gd/ArZr As Ricker points out: You can’t present that which you have not computed.
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.@will_torres please stay until ~3:30AM, then go to 1745 Kalorama and play very loud music into the windows of the basement unit. Thanks!
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.@electricfork your dunkelweizen smells amazing. Hallertaus are still floating, will be tricky to siphon. Shoulda used the muslin bag!
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Batch! Ale #2 is kegged. Amazing stuff! Brewing another tomorrow, and tweaking the hop schedule to be more Lagunitas IPA, less SNPA.
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Twitter seems to fatal error on new passwords with spaces, then logs you out. Logged back in using the new password with spaces. Confused.
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Oops, I polluted @electricfork’s facebook status. I assumed all those apps used RSS or API calls, not page scrapes. clicks ‘like’ in fb
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Note only 14605171 is the real @grantstavely. All others are impostors. Philip K Dick you are missed. Fast flux-able?
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Scenario: Attack account, change username, create new account, squat attacked username, grief. I need to use a stronger password on twitter.
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.@shrdlu usernames are not static. I’ll let you use mine if I can use yours. wink twitter.com/urls change and everything.
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I never kept handles long, and used them for fpss, not hacking. ph8 was my favorite, then hobart. writequit was just the last one I used.
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OK @electricfork, I’m going to switch to @writequit again, then you switch to @electricfork, then I’ll be @grantstavely again. 1,2,3,go
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Squatting @electricfork’s handle, griefing his followers with nasty dms, as usually #whyitweet #fixreplies
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I just crossed streams with @electricfork, er, I mean, @grantstavely. Who ever heard of usernames not being primary keys?
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Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
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@oneeyedcarmen he can’t hanlde advice without being insulted? http://is.gd/zT5s immediate and direct feedback is always easier to take
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.@aaronbarnett if there were windows in my office, I’d have jumped out already. #google
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@sxs3200 that’s not effective seasoning, you’ll need to host a BBQ to protect that investment effectively.
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Yeah, @will_torres CSNhd keeps keeps losing signal on me and going to silent/pixels during plays, might have to go to a bar tonight.
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> @SemanticV: Press release for live website and demos - http://bit.ly/11IB3H
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> @alexsotirov: “Hahaha: http://twitter.com/XploitSweatshop”
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@censey the complainee. Apathy, silence, & dismissal, are all easier. NB: Attacks are not complaints.
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Complaints are compliments.
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@electricfork @will_torres, it is easier than that: go Neverending Story on them, let the sadness hit 'em. #probablymissingasportsreference
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@yahoo what are your tactics for keeping criminals from SEOing malware? Opportunistic attacks make it into you top ten frequently.
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@oneeyedcarmen is there anywhere in the city I can get a C02 tank refilled or traded south of Racers? I need to keg a batch, limited time.
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What zany things would happen if example.com|net|org suddenly had a valid A and MX records? Interresting dns cache poison for a honeypot.
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Most grow out of this risk evaluation, yet keep applying equivalent silliness to externals: “I haven’t died yet, therefor I’m immortal!”
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Outlook Zen Koan: The function cannot be performed because the message has been changed. http://is.gd/jqh4
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@GratefulGooner why did you have to remind me of that nightmare #radiohead Nissan Pavilion show? Utter disaster. The venue is dead to me.
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@linuxgeek247 no fair if you go to CC campus before the next #dojosec, and I love that you called it marco. What pool did you test it in?
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Making shrimp tacos with @vurtyou, @jeson, and @slp22, wishing the rain would stop so that we could enjoy the roof deck.
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@censey my grandfather bumps me on page 4 of google for ‘grant stavely’. An unrelated ‘grant stavely’ in the UK is on page 5. Poor guy.
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Catching the Caps game with @vurtyou, @satie45, and Weeds at a bar in Canton. (My vote is for Growlers/The Tap House)
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@linuxgeek247 @sdwilkerson abandoned BIND format somewhat, added query id and responses, using it now: http://is.gd/xS2u (my first python)
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@tombihn so it was a bad batch of YKK buckles? Tough luck? I’ve replaced the bag already with an @goincase messenger - love it.
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@vurtyou \m/. .\m/ http://phohuongmoi.com/ noonish.
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@sdwilkerson @linuxgeek247 I always wanted to learn Python – with http://is.gd/3Z0f and http://is.gd/xLBZ, operationalizing should be simple
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Next #dojosec, I’m asking about world peace > @linuxgeek247: #dojosec dnssnarf in 6 lines of python… http://bit.ly/bJbol
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@securitytwits needs its own @favrd. #lazyweb, please write one, make it syndicate and bot-RT. Put that gold star to use. http://is.gd/mBfP
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@wrayjustin we stopped to try to control the projector. I think we walked past you heading for the far lot as you were driving looking! =/
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http://twitpic.com/4rb6r - We found a frog to tailgate with at @dojosec.
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I’m not kidding about @dojosec tailgating. Find me.
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Want to test IPv6 and teredo detection on your network without deplying it? Invite $big_company pro services over for a meeting. @dojosec
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I don’t want to spoil @sdwilkerson’s @dojosec talk, so I’ll stay off Panasonic Display1 for now. http://is.gd/xBT8
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The @dojosec projector is awfully quiet on its own ad hoc network. Defaults: http://is.gd/xBOs thought it transmitted on assoc: just myself
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@dionthegod btw @philip_daigle asks if he has a girlfriend in the future #dojosec
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@dionthegod holy crap are you posting from the future!? I’m @dojosec and @sdwilkerson isn’t talking yet. Do they have flying cars? Jetpacks?
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@dojosec w/ @philip_daigle watching @danphilpott’s talk on FISMA. I’ve never worked .gov. And people complain about http://is.gd/xBw2 ?
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@electricfork how many times have I spoken to you about your guestures Spaulding?
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I’m automating analysis of domains and IP addresses in logs using surbl and google/safebrowsing. What other similar services have open APIs?
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I can’t un-visualize this one: @will_torres on XTC’s Skylarking: “Is that kermit singing?”
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This toot of a blog post of an executive summary of key findings of the overview of the details is so easy to read, skip the data altogether
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Style tip: Underestimating? Deriding? Citing ‘lame’ without reading source material? /.Surround it in Slashdots!/. (+5 Nash Equilibrium)
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Thanks @censey, aweseome Kurzweil news! (probably more elucidating than me mumbling) How about novels? http://is.gd/xtSP, http://is.gd/xtTd
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@AWS0807 a sweep would have been boring! Enjoy the Caps’ C-league goal and look forward to games 4 and 5!
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Griefers experiments prove trust exists, news at 11 > @joshgans Journalists relying on Wikipedia caught out with hoax. http://short.to/7z41
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@will_torres go caps! C A P S! (I am surrrounded by penn fans)
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Corporate web filtering drives users to the black market. When the latest American Idol clips are banned, only criminals will have the la…
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The file system ‘name’ metadata exclusivity is v. 1970s, ignores superior solutions in MacOS, BeOS,
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You know wha’ they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack 'em yack 'em!
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@sckain I ran osx86 on my HP laptop for a while (10.4.8-ish?), macbook now. Dogfood at work, I would frown on other hackintoshes on our LAN
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Second bankrupcy of the week: XP on the desktop. Returning to FreeBSD asap, as OSX is sady not an option.
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Every time virustotal says ‘-’, I think of Dark Helmet’s thoughts on the triumph of evil over good.
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Eschatologists have caclulated the # of collective pronounces and -ly words that will bring end times, but not which conference room
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Remoting three+ levels into varying resolution GUI systems should be covered under article 3 of the geneva conventions.
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The closed class door and lights off jogged my memory that class is canceled tonight, rushing through leftovers or driving to UMBC didn’t.
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VM bankruptcy declared. My greeting now requests that you e-mail me or call my cell phone, then it hangs up on you. VM is dead tech to me.
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@LazerFlip how’s your heel flip? I can’t do either half of a lazer flip, need somoene to teach me. http://is.gd/wEoN
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By popular demand: four photos of the almost finished basement. http://is.gd/wAmb (I’m accepting tap handle donations for the home-brew tap)
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Asked Sfwy meat counter for 4 oz bacon for a ragu, one piece was 8 oz, he couldn’t ring such a small amount, so I got it free. Free bacon!
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@tombihn I have a medium cafe bag and both of the clips on the plastic buckle broke off, so it doesn’t latch closed.
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@censey those army surplus prices are great. I feel stupid for paying what I did for my Bihn, which I already broke. http://is.gd/R0U
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http://twitpic.com/4f25t - We dry hopped @electricfork’s dunkel with the hallertau’s I got at the 2008 GABF.
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@commonwombat yup, should be right up our street! #baltimore #kinetic
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http://twitpic.com/4erh5 - We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles.
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http://twitpic.com/4enum - TOS Enterprise NCC1701 entering the water in the Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race
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@electricfork want to come early? The Kinetic Sculpture Race is going to go right past my house. Bring something to grill. At waterfront now
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Skating to the square for a used book sale http://is.gd/w7pk and then to the waterfront for the Kinetic Sculpture Race. http://is.gd/vXWN
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Many shortened urls last forever. Anyone ever rainbow table them? What percentage of the urls point to darknets? Contain auth creds?
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@dionthegod ‘we were’ got lost in editing, became ‘were’ and implied ‘they were’. My ego is already a lumbering Stay Puft, be careful.
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Going to Artful Gourmet to avoid the snarling traffic downtown, then open for the weekend w/ @vurtyou out of town.
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@XSSExploits http://is.gd/vWfD played like a pentest to me.
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@XSSExploits that was an excellent play in three acts. I’m not normally into tragedies but with writing like that, who wouldn’t be?
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@censey I bought a year of trst.us, have a dev, going for sushi. http://trst.us/
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@sdwilkerson @dionthegod mentioned #vzdbir, I said ‘oh it was nothing’, everyone agreed, and were all humbled by his pdf exploit earnings
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@sdwilkerson I bought your last Guinness @charmsec with my “CONGRATS ON CRACKING THE CODE” Amex card.
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@censey let’s do it. We can partner with http://www.stopbadware.org/ - do you have a name in mind? (slightly serious)
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@StrongwaterSec Just commands? Grab everything! Tweak something like http://is.gd/vRvi to be trusted, maybe throw it at a serial device?
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There is this weird small computer on my desk – has keys 0-9, *, and #, and I don’t know how to make the red blinking light on it stop.
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> @pearsontowers: Awesome Moneyshot / Johnny Rotten set http://is.gd/vN6G <- great setlist and a cool bit of history!
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2009 Great American Beer Festival: 9/24-26, Denver, CO. I had a lot of fun last year who wants to go this year? http://is.gd/vJue
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It looks like userscripts.org needs an @attritionorg style Going Postal section: http://is.gd/vJoi
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Simplepedia: fluid.app, ssl-aware, front page tweaks, and self-updating. ♥ing the ideas & support submitted by users. http://is.gd/jiaW
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Argus has a daemon flag and no netflow listener while ra has a netflow listener and no daemon flag because real sysops daemonize with &. 😦
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> @SemanticV: A new Stingray Explorer demo is online. Browse Enron’s email using concepts - http://semanticv.com/stingray/
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Phơ Hương Mới, noonish, http://is.gd/7xCG
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If I owe you a link re: and open discussion @charmsec, please remind me. http://is.gd/vAiq
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I tried to explain http://is.gd/vzP0 and http://is.gd/vzPp last night @charmsec re: future of mobile OS. Tough to distill.
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Rage, then The Running Man, and now The Stand? Someone has to stop Stephen King. (@nprnews’s WHO Phase 5 declaration is freaking me out)
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Rocking @will_torres’s face off with The Oxes in preparation for @charmsec to combat his new Lionell Ritchie “Hello” replacement ‘ygm’ sound
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Also: If you don’t hate e-mail like we do, sign up for the CharmSec list so’s we can sell your info for beer money: http://is.gd/vqG9
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@oneeyedcarmen yes sir! 7PM @ Slainte. I’ll go ahead and RT it from @charmsec
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WikipediA on the front page is now WIKIPEDIA. Why? BookendS > SOLID imo.
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The Google Defense http://is.gd/tVyD is silly. The law cares very much about intent, not so much for technicalities or analogies.
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@satie45 & @electricfork captured some pics of why your Baltimore commute sucked today: http://is.gd/v6Vg http://is.gd/v6WY
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@s_crawford, @chriseng, @dionthegod, @IBMFedCyber, @Fred0828, @ryanaraine, & @geekgrrl thanks for the ★! Aw, shucks, etc. =)
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Why does my macbook pro feel like a candidate for an anarchist’s cookbook recipe? Oh, just some crashed shells. http://is.gd/uX6X
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@alexhutton awesome, @charmsec is a fun group of talent with an infosec problem.
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How I decoded the 2009 Verizon DBIR cover and won the challenge: http://is.gd/uWLU #vzdbir #databreach #security #crypto #infosec
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@electricfork could be. I think @McNasty99’s 90’s cover band White Ford Bronco has the power to actually warp time. But only to the 90s.
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With my new cornelius keg homebrew rig, I have the power to force-carbonate five gallons of any liquid. World: you are on notice.
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http://twitpic.com/4222i - Hop schedule: 60 min. magnum, 30 min. perle, 10 min. cascades & moss, cascades at flame-out. Mmmmhm.
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Bottling or kegging my Batch! Pale today, then brewing another pale ale and a dunkleweizen with @electricfork
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Spring: GFY, bring summer. Instead: I got a http://is.gd/evf6 recursive time travel movie so I could travel in time while I travel in time.
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Hopefully grilling and relaxing w/ @vurtyou on our roof deck this evening w/ torches + tunes, practicing for tomorrow’s beer festival
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Watching @philip_daigle try to ctrl-c to the end of an infinite bash for loop I wrote for him is making Friday afternoon sail.
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Yes, we are only wearing sun glasses inside, http://is.gd/ujfF, because The Who’s Won’t Get Fooled Again came up on my ipod http://is.gd/lsc
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@satie45 Make him say “Hello,” on mouse over. shiver “is it me you’re looking for?” http://is.gd/uiVR double-shiver
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Anyone have contacts at Yahoo to restore sites from say, 1996? http://is.gd/uhNg (I’m normally very good about archiving http://is.gd/uhOg)
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@censey that’s sad. My first website was in a GeoCities neighborhood.
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@will_torres buy Clip On Dred Locks and put them on your dog! http://is.gd/uhHB
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Bounced between dd and xxd, identified the HFS volume I’m trying to recover, kicked off full dd, realized the drive is click o’deathed. Ugh.
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Celebrating a night of no insanity with dinner at Peter’s Inn w/ @vurtyou
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@oneeyedcarmen I’ll be at @city_paper’s Brew Fest with @vurtyou and a few others. Hey @satie45 - get tickets!
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Really Twanalyst? Coherent? More dentist’s agree: I am not coherent. Mphmmmgaaaa Nnnmmhhhhh phrkghx!
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My Twitter personality: likeable inquisitive cautious My style: chatty coherent WRITER http://twanalyst.com/grantstavely
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@bkdelong nice, I really dig the badware project and nomenclature and I didn’t even know I was benefiting from it!
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To save you all the trouble, I put in a ticket to get Yahoo.com reimaged. You’re welcome.
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Does the amount of malware people find through Yahoo search say something about Yahoo or about people that use Yahoo search? I say former.
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Outlook Zen Behavior: The message notification growl alters any multi-selection group in the message list to the most recent one only.
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I’m sorry you’ll need to resubmit all of these GMT, AD time values to UTC, CE values. Sobchak, Preferred nomenclature, etc.
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Dear three color, 9 bullet point, executive e-mail signature: You are the lambo-doored, buick-ported 1994 Type-R Celica of e-mail.
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The existence of yellow whiteboard markers are proof that there is no God and that reality is a strange, strange place to be.
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14 hours, 4 ZUPDOG, 12 hours, 6 ZUPDOG, staring over now. Even I’m not sure what that means but four people will probably chuckle.
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Tired infosec engineers WILL disco dance if the music is loud enough. Anyone else consider soundboards invaluable for SIRT sanity?
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Learned from following @BaltimorePolice: Baltimore: The city that walks into area hospitals with gunshot wounds.
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@SteveS86 fucntion? At hour 26 I grabbed a 4 hour nap, I feel like a million bucks! Where am I? What’s going on?
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I’d forgotten all about that fourth wind that comes with 24 hours personal uptime. Suddenly I’m awake again.
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Cell phone radio chatter on conference calls is-OMG SPEAKERPHONE FEEDBACKZKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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@will_torres yeah, but they left already. About to get out of PA myself and head back to Baltimore.
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Having great vocabulary didn’t save the THESAURUS from extinction / eradication / extirpation http://is.gd/tinC
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@wadebaker I skated a park for the first time last night and didn’t break anything. You’ll live!
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@ddeighton I prefer denyhosts for simple ssh Rumpelstiltskin defense http://is.gd/3Ijv, as it’s KISS enough for me.
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@marcusjcarey No match for “EVERYTHINGELSEIDO.COM”.>>> Last update of whois database: Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:48:45 EDT <<< Do it!
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Only annoyance of migration to the new MacBook Pro - my keychain, which I’ve moved from mac to mac for six years, seems to be busted?
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@jennrenwick nice to see you tweeting more - gotta do something about that default o_O picture next!
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@censey saving that story for the next @charmsec at the request of the Verizon folks. Short version: perl and google: took 30 minutes
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@Fred0828 Nice! We should hit a park old-school: you on a plastic Hobie and me on a Chris Miller mini.
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http://twitpic.com/3hult - @electricfork & Max: so, the sofa is just in the background on this one, but it still counts!
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Kicking unattended 13 year olds out of a skate park looks like a thankless job!
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Holy crap, Alvin and the Chipmunks have parts in Michael Jackson’s P.Y.T - jump to the 3:30 mark.
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Blasting Michael Jackson’s PYT hoping to drive two geeks jabbering about hardware away. I hate hardware. They hate PYT: took 25 seconds.
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Amazing lo-fi sci-fi book covers. Is my Ringworld memory fuzzy? I would have gone a much more literal direction with it http://is.gd/sYi0
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Hitting CharmCitySkatePark tonight to see @LazerFlip and @aaronbarnett out-skate me. Never skated a park, injury likely. http://is.gd/sYM1
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Was about to whine that it’s so cute when domains don’t point their A record at their www but check out spamhaus’s SOA: need.to.know.only.
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@oneeyedcarmen I already got a warning ticket for speeding in the new Ft. McHenry Tunnel lane - too spoiled by the Dulles Toll Road.
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Looking for a urlsnarf style dnssnarf I can daemonize. Should I give up and throw pcaps at tshark? I want to keep months of data for NSM.
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@sdwilkerson a http://is.gd/sR43 - thanks for the @charmsec support, I’m looking forward to it too
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@sdwilkerson \m/.
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jib, cut, like > @mubix: Penetration Testing isn’t dead, it’s the 2009 version of the CISSP.
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Slainte wins for the next @charmsec, will update the site soon
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Heading to meet @highburygoon at Slainte, then maybe Max’s, then somewhere in Fells for cheap good eats w/ @vurtyou & @satie45
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@macsec indeed! #security #vzdbir #databreach
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@alexhutton I just submitted my cipher text solution. Never done any code breaking before, was a lot of fun! #vzdbir (now back to work!)
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Only the first 100 lines matter. Off to blue team, will have to resume after lunch. Argh, obviously a Vigenère. http://is.gd/sz5k #vzbdir
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A pattern emerges… http://is.gd/sz5k #vzbdir
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∴ Θ - τ + δ = something that makes sense.
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Given A tweet, Θ, at least one out of place word from a previous revision τ will be present, and/or a word that should be there, δ, won’t be
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@electricfork (← thar be spoilers) I know, I googled it, I trying to not give it away though.
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What is The Verizon Breach Report cover binary text? http://is.gd/hafb please be Clutch lyrics, please be Clutch lyrics, please be Clutch l-
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Verizon Breach Report, page 48: Notice it? It’s 2 searches away from WikipediA. Common cipher lore? Neat regardless! http://is.gd/sxkL
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@sans_isc 1500+ g-reader full-text subscribers, and you $html =~ s/<.+>/<br>/i;? Why? http://is.gd/stWw I want to help! Experience matters!
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@mubix @Jeffers0n classic consulting ship of theseus: Great last year becomes “their new guys” next year. Process > Talent
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I like beer. I like bacon. I can walk to @bad_decisions. I have an exam tonight. One of these things sucks.
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Banning hugely popular websites because ‘they might be attack vectors!’ fear creates a black market. See: drug war
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Noticed an uptick in yahoo.com GET malware vectors? Were one of their advertisers compromised? Vetting prob? goforuniq.evil + adtrgt.evil
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@sansforensics RegRipper rocks! Registry analysis tools are critical for incident responders and forensics analysts. http://is.gd/shqp
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Simplepedia “Jackass Flats” v.8.1.51: first version to support www.intelink.gov/wiki/, http://is.gd/jiaW, in honor of http://is.gd/rpRy
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@grecs plug for NSM practitioners using ringbuffer captures that are dealing with data overload: http://is.gd/sh67 (comments appreciated)
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Innaction in the face of expected interruption because of a fear of task-switching is a terrible design pattern. Stop procrastinating.
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Pirate walks into a bar, bartender notices he has a ship’s wheel attached to his belt buckle.
Bartender says “What’s that for?”
“Vundo!”
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Batch! Pale Ale FG: a cloudy 1.010, OG was 1.078 pre-pitch. That’s a 9% ABV! I question my OG reading – tastes great, but tastes 5%ish
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Pharoah’s charrioteers are to Moses as contractors on the Death Star are to Lando.
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At a baptism tonight, didn’t realize it’s done at a full Easter vigil mass. Will be in the front row atheisting, whatever that is, for 2.5h
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@oneeyedcarmen good eye, you probably know all the local coolers. I haven’t found anywhere besides Racers that is closer to home.
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http://twitpic.com/35rx8 - I found all the best easter eggs, now to decide if I want a green one or a purple one.
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Simplepedia updates: a bunch of other wikis supported, user/editor toggle, Helvetica/Serif toggle, and a graphic http://is.gd/jiaW
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OSX needs /dev/loop virtual block devices, wouldn’t have needed the VMware Fusion install that just crashed all over my system. Carving dd.
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City Paper Brew Fest: http://is.gd/rPtG
Loved it last year, just got tickets for this year. $30.
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@electricfork anything we can do to help?
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via @srfstn – Peter Funch shot the same location, then reassembled collections of people in a variety of themes http://is.gd/kmH0
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Would give my right arm if I knew I had a chance of eliminating that blue gradient, four type faces, & dozens of colors. PS get Nessus 4.
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I’m not one to rage on post-it passwords but @philip_daigle just picked one off a public area table with IP, username, and password.
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http://twitpic.com/32df0 - How to tell if I was on conference calls today: books now color-sorted!
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Understanding through metaphors inevitably leads to misunderstanding through the inappropriate extension of said metaphors.
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Dear new hire that drinks even more coffee than I do and always has a fresh pot made: You complete me. I wish I knew how to quit you, etc.
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Interesting things only happen when @electricfork is on vacation. @electricfork must project an attacker distortion perimeter field.
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@LazerFlip \m/.
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Making javascript gibberish to de-obsfucate itself. No skills required: http://is.gd/rqW3
Found spreading pdf exploits.
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@will_torres is submitting some ugly we found to ISC. I’m not versed in de-obfuscating javascript: http://is.gd/rqhe #pdf #swf #iframe #cn
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@shmausen Yup. Wouldn’t SEOUL PLAZA be the perfect set for a Scooby Doo episode?
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I’m in the mood for Phơ Hương Mới for lunch http://is.gd/rpyo, say noonish.
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Plain text pdf/swf iframes are elite on some planet, but the weak link is: this is Earth
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Courses this summer and fall: tech writing, finite math, hardware/software concepts, accounting. Can I handle a 9 credit-hour load + work?
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@aaronbarnett (re: http://bit.ly/pv9jH) they are all so stern. Came for the the NIN – the future as predicted by Vinge – stayed for Devo.
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@dionthegod details unless it’s mine. Wait I just script, can’t be mine. Details!
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@ssoper - reminds me of http://is.gd/r4pf Ratio of U.S. jet fighter programs to number of enemies with modern air forces? http://is.gd/r4s0
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@sckain hashtag collision w/ http://is.gd/46xH #empathy
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@sckain that bounced off my team one person at a time and we are still giving patient-zero crap for it. My sore throat lasted 2 days. gl.
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How do I submit this to virustotal? “Client states the his computer mouse is infected. When he touches the mouse, ants come crawling out!”
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@cyberhiker tyvm - I couldn’t agree w/ @robcorddry more re: ‘after the jump’ and unnecessary UX difficulty of basic tasks
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@dionthegod just an SNPA clone. Wort is chilled, will pitch after I clean my brew pot. First time using this thing: http://is.gd/qU0U
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.5oz Magnum into the boil, timer set for 60 minutes and hoping the gravity goes up a smidge. Started at 1.048 after steeping 1lb Crystal 60
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@sdwilkerson your advice at @charmsec to daemonize dsniff and urlsnarf has payed off already in reducing time to find root cause, tyvm!
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Simplepedia updates: user/editor toggle, many more mediawikis, refactored css, dom walking, error checking, still a hack, http://is.gd/jiaW
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@dionthegod Pizza Port rules, only been there once & sampled what they had at the '08 GABF. Ayers Maharaja, and Erie Railbender Ale now mmmm
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@marcusjcarey vim rules. Have you built up a dotfile you like? I’ve been abusing q and :! lately (and own writequit.com)
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Enjoying a cask White Marsh Octopus Pajamas at Mahaffey’s with @vurtyou
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@slp22 & @jeson, we would love Paradiso but the 45 mile walk is a bit much tonight.
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Walking to get @vurtyou Italian Ice in Fells, then open schedule for the evening & no idea what to do.
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@bsdunlap extract or grain? I just picked up extract ingredients for an SNPA clone I’m brewing tomorrow. Boring, but easy.
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MBP out of the box color temp seems a bit hot. Am I crazy?
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San Francisco vacation photos:
http://is.gd/qJilAt the rate I take silly flower photos I should break down and get a macro lens.
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The Migration Assistant transfer to the new mbp took 9 hours over gigabit. Now onto darwinports and app licensing cleanup.
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Amanda’s cat felt it crucial to let everyone know that it is raining outside and
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> @wrayjustin Great time @DojoSec. Thanks @marcusjcarey for a great lineup. #dojosec
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Joseph McCray is cracking me up re: pen testing, if you aren’t watching the stream, make time to watch later! #dojosec
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Watching Tech Tips with Matt Rothman http://is.gd/qmIG
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@dionthegod seems like @dojosec will fill the auditorium, @philip_daigle and I will be there
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I would buy a loaf of all heels.
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Jeeze, here it is, #conficker already and I’m still writing RBN on all my checks!
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My attention span is only up for some z-trip & Chiba Solid Steel #82 today http://is.gd/q6mL HELLO! Hello? (hello) HELL-O h-e-l-o etc.
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Hype like conficker is why I have this old d i g i t a l poster for y2k pro-services poster up in my cube. http://is.gd/q64H
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Anyone up for tossing me a Tcl primer? It’s for a friend.
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Outlook populates the “You replied on…” status line of a message before you send the reply.
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The names conficker and downadup both scream telephone game.
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Miller Lite adds hops three times during the brew process! Just like every other beer you’ve ever bought! Ever! All of them!
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@marcusjcarey I tried Toastmasters and didn’t care for the ritual stuff, + I’m hopelessly shy. Hope you like it!