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I have this old cherner-style (but unmarked) bent ply chair that we bought in terrible condition 20 years ago and used as a side chair until one of the legs snapped. We had it repaired (glued) and then it broke again a few years later beyond repair.

I want to put the seat on legs, but searching high and low, I have no idea where to even start.

An Eames H-base (DSX) narrow-mount would still be too wide as the screw holes are 5" apart on center side-to-side and 5 1/1" front-to-back.

2026-06-03 20:25:21.35 +00

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precisely x minutes later: yes in this scenario, “birthday pony” is a reprise

2026-06-03 20:18:24.57 +00

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I like to pretend the fugazi’s “do you like me” is a song from my homunculus to me and the first 45 seconds is it’s leitmotif that I hear as I approach. i don’t really listen to lyrics much so I can’t really explain the middle bit about virginia prisons or w/e, not my problem tbh.

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after a month or two up on craigslist and only the kegs selling, someone who saw the post asked if I’d be up for simply donating all of my home brewing gear to a makerspace in Livermore.

Buddy, I sure am. I’ve been hauling and storing this stuff unused for ten years at this point, you do me a huge favor even picking it all up, much less putting it to such a great use.

Check out https://www.robotgarden.org/ if you are in that area.

2026-05-29 16:33:14.58 +00

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RE: https://mas.to/@gifs_bot/116658300999833884

logging on

2026-05-25 03:48:29.01 +00

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o/ to the wildflowers on Tiffany Ave rn

2026-05-24 15:22:12.24 +00

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https://brandee.bandcamp.com/album/gadabout-season

gm w/ Brandee Younger’s “Gadabout Season.”

followed an allmusic ‘related’ link from Nala Sinephro earlier this week and well I’ve never listened to much harp music but, that was clearly a mistake.

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Geektool, unfortunately, in the last few releases of OSX, doesn’t recover from monitor count or resolution changes and I’ve been patiently, manually correcting x and y from origin from time to time but forgot last week and was late to every meeting for two days in a row.

So, enough of that I guess.

https://meetingbar.app seems great so far.

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RE: https://mas.to/@gifs_bot/116533258247155313

tfw they got that pizzazz