facebook posts from 2010

1. Caught a ride tonight with a hack unmarked Towncar with three packs of Malboros instead if a meter. Giving him directions to not kidnap us.

2. But jeeze, once we stop using passwords, what will happen to the “The password is ‘quotation marks’, but WITHOUT the quotation marks” trope?

3. Happy Birthday Grant!

4. happy birthday!

5. Happy Birthday Grant!

6. Happy Birthday!!! Hope you are having a fabulous day!!

7. Happy Birthday Dude!!!

8. Is today your birthday? If so, happy birthday! Hope to see you and Amanda again soon- either in MD or out your way! (Of course, SF would be a lot cooler!)

9. Happy birthday! Very nice photo!

10. happy birthday, have a great one!

11. No Sleep Till Clickyn!

12. Happy Birthday Grant. Hope you have a great day!

13. Happy Birthday!

14. Happy Birthday!

15. Happy Birthday!! It was nice being 30 with you:) Hope you have a great day!

16. RT @attritionorg: She had to leave early to tend her Farmville crops, but i think the date went well. #shelikesme

17. I just learned how to climb up the walls. Wow.

    Unrelated: thanks to @treyford’s quick belay spotting, @MikD still walks among us.

18. Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga.

19. Meaningless comparison:There are currently ~10,650 monthly active cows in cow clicker, while the actual cow population of the United States in 1997 was 99,500,000 cattle. And now you know!

20. \m/ Who else wants to go?

21. Now, if 33 turned up to be 9,
    I don’t mind, I don’t mind.
    I’ll just walk the mile home

    –Hendrix re: the nextbus 33/Stanyan MUNI

22. Lobbying to get our conference room renamed “The pool on the roof.”

23. Have you stopped beating your cow yet?

24. I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked,
    dragging themselves through the clogged tubes at dawn looking for a cow to click,

25. Howl, The Roxie, 9PM, tonight, Saturday the 18th: anyone want to go see a movie?

26. A Month of Typesetting-bugs in @sans_isc’s rssfeed_full.xml would just be variations on “
    used instead of semantic markup.” every day.

27. As an unofficial for citysec, No, just make it happen! RT @PhillySec: Is there an official (or unofficial) list of all the citysec accounts?

28. I’m cow-clicking-cosby.

29. Excuse me, while I click this guy

30. Irrelevant periodical™ Click of the year™, 2010.

31. When all I have is a large scoop, the only portion of gummy bears I will eat every day is a large scoopful of gummy bears.

32. Cow clicker is a really basic game, so I can’t enjoy it as much on paper, on principle, as better “real” games.

33. SecOps Honey Pale

    ![Accepting naming suggestions. “Layer 8 Ale” being mine.

    This one tastes very mild, with a hint of sweetness, and minimal to no hop flavor.](/facebook/photos/437170353939/471949343939.jpg)

    

    

    

34. Two shots fired in The Mission. Wasn’t the last shooting on Mission this time of night too?

35. Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, moo

36. The Flying Pig

37. The Wall (behind which is The Band)

38. Roger Waters performing The Wall

39. Click 566: 100 more to go.

40. Moo! There it is!
    Moo! There it is!

41. Holy shit a double-moo click! I don’t know how to reproduce it but I just got back-to-back moos on one click!

42. I’ve got a porter on tap, that imperial stout sitting in a keg for secondary, and a honey pale in primary fermentation right now: the most I’ve had going at once in a while.
    The Porter tastes slightly off.
    I’m looking forward to trying this stout though. I had to shatter the airlock and use a screwdriver to get the bung out when I racked it, it’d gone so crazy in primary.](/facebook/photos/437170353939/462167173939.jpg)

    ![Cool! Brewing’s fun. 😃

    I’ve got a porter on tap, that imperial stout sitting in a keg for secondary, and a honey pale in primary fermentation right now: the most I’ve had going at once in a while.

    The Porter tastes slightly off.

    I’m looking forward to trying this stout though. I had to shatter the airlock and use a screwdriver to get the bung out when I racked it, it’d gone so crazy in primary.](/facebook/photos/437170353939/462167173939.jpg

43. Don’t forget to click your city!

44. City cow.

45. Holiday gift idea: Bring sacks full of cell-phone and mini-plug headphones along on MUNI rides to hive to those less fortunate.

46. Click accomplished.

47. “Why do you close your eyes?” Sussman asked his teacher.
    “So that the room will be empty.”
    At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

48. So this @MoreBeer_B3 Honey Pale Ale I’m brewing for @wardspan and @treyford’s ops team has 3 pounds of honey in it! http://flic.kr/p/8WYfpG

49. Is legendary, hostile, dysfunctional, depressing, refined, hardworking, and realistic.

    (via apples to apples)

50. Wanted:

    1. People to go skateboarding with.
    2. People to click my click so that I can get stargazer.
    3. A band to jam with.

51. That the etymology of copacetic is more or less completely unknown is hilariously copacetic.

52. Seals barking at Bird Rock on 17 mile drive in Monterey, CA.

53. In an opsec-imposed void of data, try to not reify the echo-chamber punditry reflected from well-intentioned bias-driven abstractions of ___

54. Hey guys, I think simple pick-up sports are a net-loss for humanity, so I invented this game called ‘catch’ that will prove once and for all that just catching a ball is not a true scotsman.

55. • */6 * * * /usr/sbin/click /pasture/cow

56. Three clicks in Z formation, the Zorro click.

57. The airlock is full of Imperial Stout and overflowing kraeusen everywhere: the yeast is really liking this one.

58. I put on some Schoenberg and the weather in San Francisco goes batshit. Sorry gang but I’m leaving this on, I miss thunder and lightning too much.

59. I just kegged the Porter Amanda Walker Stavely and I made a few weeks ago: clean finish & kinda simple flavor profile: not bad things to be. Brewing an Imperial Stout some time this afternoon.

60. “Holy Diver.”

61. tell him about the cow kate
    cow?
    yeah, there’s an cloud cow you can click up on the roof
    take the stairs, over there
    yeah!
    sure!
    thanks!

    • Kate half-way waives

62. CLICK 5000™, with space age Cow Clicker®™ MOO 5050™ audio effects so real, you’ll think you actually clicked a cow.

63. moo.

64. Here in the pasture of clicks
    You look through the app list
    This is the pasture of clicks
    One step through the wall

    Roll out that special click
    This is our favorite one
    Please don’t try to leave
    Don’t leave the pasture of clicks

65. If my cow went through a TSA security perimeter it would probably opt-out of the Rapiscan backscatter screening. Then I bet a TSA agent would try to click it. 😦

66. It’s the moo of the cow, it’s
    the thrill of the click
    Rising up to the shared wall posts of our facebook friends
    And the last known friend
    clicks his cow in the pasture
    And he’s spamming us all with the moo of the cow

67. The devil logged into Facebook, he was looking for a cow to click
    He didn’t have any friend’s clicks to click: he was looking to buy a click.

68. Veni, vidi, clicki.

69. TGIC!

70. Click if you got 'em.

71. 

    Earthquake bait.

    

    

    

72. For every click is imperious and as SUCH, attempts to philosophize.

73. The argument performed by constantly always complaining about something privileges the thing complained about.

74. I’m not a playa, I just click a lot.

75. Free potty humor for the day, to be played over an already-sample heavy mix, or dubstep.
    e.g. http://goo.gl/gScNH & http://goo.gl/KPe7y

76. CLICK MOR CHIKIN

77. Hiking Russian Hill today with Ben and Christine: Farmer’s market -> cable car -> Lombard & Hyde -> hike.

78. Funny cow clicker message writer’s block!

79. C-L-I-C–K-E-Y Hey Clickey! Hey Clickey!

80. Has a click Buddha-nature or not?

81. I clicked.
    He hecho clic.
    我点击。

82. Don’t forget to click your cow!

83. STP at the Warfield!

84. Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: There’s only one of him and he’s it. He’s the Cow of a Different Color, you’ve heard tell about.

85. Runyon’s narrator doubts his own sources, constantly inserts commentary, and self-summarizes like Herodotus, with better slang, about love.

86. Personally, I am staying in, reading a few Damon Runyon stories with the ever-loving wife, and one thing and another, http://t.co/4IuWgZt

87. It takes all the clicking you can do, to keep in the same place.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Queen’s_Hypothesis

88. Kid Koala at Ninjatune XX.

    In his Ya Gabba Gabba koala costume.

89. When the night has come.
    And the pasture is dark.
    And the stargazer is the only light we’ll see.
    No I won’t be afraid, no I won’t be afraid.
    Just as long as, you click by me.

    So darlin’, darlin’, click by me, oh now click by me.
    Click by me. Click by me.

90. The lounge downstairs at the Regency Ballroom during the second 2010 World Series home game in San Francisco: non-stop-inaction.

91. Pshaw, my cow’s shadow is round on the pasture but cows don’t cast round shadows. This game is so unrealistic.

    

92. Click, ergo sum.

93. That’s a lotta dicks.

    RT @gruber: Screenshot: http://post.ly/17k30

94. Late night tacos at Pancho Villa in the mission.

95. I hear the Stargazer cow moos exactly the same as the other cows, only out of phase. I need the Stargazer cow.

96. Mooney, it’s a gas
    Grab that click with both hands
    And make a stash!

97. RT @marty__mcfly__: Whoah. Now I have to get my parents together otherwise I’m gonna fade out of existence. This is heavy.

98. A-B-C. A-Always B-Be C-Clicking. Always Be Clicking! Always Be Clicking!!

99. Put me in coach, I’m ready to click.

100. Anyone in/near Baltimore looking for a software development position making web games? Let me know.

101. Then it looks so real I can feel it
     And it feels so real I can taste it
     And it tastes so real I can hear it
     And it sounds so real I can see it

     So tell me why, can’t I click it (more than every six hours)!?

102. Click-click-click with the Clickasaurus Rex!

103. Errbody inda club gettin’ clicks.

     http://goo.gl/AjMa

104. Your pop caught you clicking - and he said NO WAY!
     That hipocrite - clicks two cows a day!
     Man living on the pasture is such a drag
     Now your mom threw away your best click mag (Bust it!)

105. Load up on clicks and bring your cows
     It’s fun to click and to pretend
     She’s over-clicked and over-moo’d
     something-something

     click, click, click, click, click, click, click, etc ad nauseum

106. Excuse me, while I click this cow.

107. All we are saying is / give clicks a chance.

108. Vote YES! on Proposition Click!

109. I’m clicking a cow… in bed.

110. I had no idea there was a fish clicker game.

     I don’t mean to endorse the writing in this article though, unless it’s a parody of better writing, in which case I will embrace it.

111. Can anybody tell me how to find out my Cow’s Facebook UID?

112. Have you stopped beating your cow yet?

113. Does a cow have a Buddha-nature or not?

114. I clicked a cow in Cow Clicker.

115. INFINITE JEST

116. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Moo-days!

117. Brewing a porter to have when Ben Miller, Christine Hufnagl-Miller, Ken Bubien, and Erica Sayler Bubien come to visit.

118. Holden: The cow stands in its virtual pasture, its udders baking in the hot sun, chewing its cud, trying to turn a neater color. It can’t, not without your click. But you’re not clicking.
     Leon: What do you mean I’m not clicking?

119. Z-Click!

120. A cow clicked is a clicked cow.

121. Po: Do you hear the cow, that it is in your pasture? --Kung Moo

122. If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it
     Check out the hook while my DJ clicks it

123. It’s about click:30 time, am I right?

124. Herbalife, Quixtar, & Cow Clicker: Premier partners for success!

125. 

     The finger.

     

126. Walked from the Haight to the ocean at the far end of Golden Gate Park.

127. Borges’ Book of Imaginary Beings: ★★★★★

     I like to think the beings on Wikipedia not actually in the book are Wufniks.

     http://goo.gl/wcg5

128. iTunes grid view album covers should flip like dashboard widgets and show the back cover with an overlay overflow-scroll track list.

129. 

130. Looking up Valencia at the Blue Angels performing over San Francisco.

131. Click, Click, Click, Click, Click me up!

132. TGIC.

133. A Happy Birthday click to Chrissy.

134. What’s the plural of “versus” after all?

     #janus

135. Erick Schmidt’s Atlantic interview was shocking!

     The Atlantic let “an pithy” through editing!

     Schmidt: not shocking. http://goo.gl/8slJ

136. 

     

     

137. Pizzeria Delfina!

138. 

     

     Planning too soon!

139. Up wind of Anchor Steam, enjoying the return of cool weather, fog in the distance, and the smell of wort boiling.

140. I enjoyed Melville’s “Bartleby the Scrivener” last night.

     It’s on Project Gutenberg, but of course, it’d prefer not to: http://goo.gl/Ycxr

141. The view from an artist’s studio on the coast in Point Richmond, last weekend.

142. Man, that was really engaging.

     And to think I could have wasted that click time by reading or volunteering or curing diseases or just becoming a better person. These addictive game metrics are really insidiously keeping a lot of opportunities on the table, for future generations. Cow Clicker: Why self-actualize now and have nothing to do later?

143. Amanda Walker Stavely and I went to http://sfsound.org/series/ last night, wowed. They performed Philip Glass’s /Einstein on the Beach/: http://www.flickr.com/photos/grantandamanda/5008476146/

144. Please RT!

145. Magritte? No, it’s a Cloud Cow. And it’s mine.

146. Help me get enough moooney to get a custom cow!

147. I’m brewing an American IPA with @vurtyou. I need a fridge to keg this in! http://flic.kr/p/8sCgnr

148. Endorsement: /Pink Reptile mixef are amazing mind clearing aural blendf & good for everything a mix fhould be good for/: http://goo.gl/Y1L1

149. RT @vurtyou: Great to see @ddeighton and @sdwilkerson at Sushi tonight! Glad to meet their friend Dan! Hope to see all soon:) etc…

150. Dear Penthouse,

     I never thought this could happen to me, bu—debug1: client_input_channel_req: channel 0 rtype keepalive@openssh.com reply 1

151. So many machines deserve this and so few get it.

     Office Space got it wrong: don’t take a bat to it. Put it in a washing machine.

152. The City Name Sports Team t-shirt of facebook games.

153. MOoooOOo!

154. I’m clicking a cow.

     http://goo.gl/Wiad

155. “Hi, I hold ignorant and often illogical, divisive positions.”

     …

     “refudiate—oops, refute/repudiate. undo”

     LANGUAGE GAFFES! BURN HER!

156. enjoyed dinner two tables away from Lars Ulrich tonight.

157. what about this for Dad?

158. Wanna go in together on a gift for Dad’s birthday? I have no idea what to get him. I sent Betty and email asking for ideas. Does he need a new BBQ? I was thinking spending a decent amount since this is his 60th. Any ideas?

159. I accidentally bought a large-print _Evil_Eye_The_Origins_And_Practices_of_Superstition.

     And you know what that means.

     http://goo.gl/WmAk

160. The experience I’m looking forward to: when @vurtyou is finally able to move out to, and join me in, San Francisco: http://goo.gl/Tdhw

161. 2 kids at violet’s baptism named grant. you must be en vogue.

162. Elaina is glued to the TV. Mister Rogers is on and I actually find it a bit creepy. Those puppets are wack.

163. Find a way to do your research with as little contact with non-technical people as possible, with one exception, fall madly in love!

     —RBF

164. We threw pebbles until it slithered downhill. Yikes. Good to know: RT @Niki7a: @grantstavely it’s true. Be careful. They strike after death.

165. A stranger and I confronted a rattlesnake while hiking near Red Rocks in Denver.

     He said: “Even if you kill it, it can still bite you!”

166. hey why did you all move?

167. Elaina knows your picture now… “Uncle Gant! Uncle Gant! Kitties! Make Pizza!” now I just have to teach her about the yummy beer you brew and she has you pinned:)

168. Please, buy my car.

     Optional equipment: three cats.

169. UL Safe ratings:

     TL15: Withstand 15 minutes of attack w/ sophisticated penetrating equipment.

     TL30: Mythical.

     http://goo.gl/kC8Z

170. Elaina is asking for pictures of “Uncle Gant”…

171. Only plus re: @vurtyou home with food poisoning tonight: I embarass no one but myself with these huge CVS earplugs at the Buzzcocks show.

172. L O L http://noleggioscidaimaestri.it/super_demonstration/

173. Well, @vurtyou and I are brewing a stout tonight, so that’s “what’s with the green latex gloves Doctor Stavely?” this time.

174. Tangential as all get out of my trailer oh hey let’s ride bikes.

175. “Memento noobi.”

176. LEO rule: Anyone out at 4am is delivering papers or up to no good. HTML Variant: Anything after