Mastodon posts from 2018

  1. Accidentally’d the whole thing on a botched firmware damned-jumper-pin-and-everything roll back maneuver and because I have a shred of self respect I’m just gonna take the drives and memory out and then throw the entire thing in the trash rather than chase fixing it

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon December 31, 2018 - 1:34 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/12/31/101333079584170149/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/12/31/101333079584170149/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. We asked everyone to stick to books for gifts for the kid, so Mom went and found a copy of the book I was obsessed with when I was learning to read but haven’t seen in 35 years and just looking at the cover I’m all hell yeah fish! https://mastodon.social/media/brXlxFnigDLluZHfuDY https://mastodon.social/media/nnMxUwikiwAlQyi_QMo

    Fish and Flips, a Sweet Pickles book by Jacquelyn Reinach, Illustrations by Richard Hefter
    Figure 1. Fish and Flips, a Sweet Pickles book by Jacquelyn Reinach, Illustrations by Richard Hefter.
    All of the other Sweet Pickles characters.
    Figure 2. All of the other Sweet Pickles characters..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon December 08, 2018 - 4:38 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/12/08/101203570325960478/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/12/08/101203570325960478/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. Sunday night feels when you realize that it is in fact sunday night https://mastodon.social/media/fIEcrbJuCRnEYvThKh0

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon November 12, 2018 - 2:55 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/11/12/101055943170836153/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/11/12/101055943170836153/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Using an unread-message indicator (bold text, red dots, stuff like that) for growth hacking is violence to the constitution, slack

    Slack is now asking admins to Invite People
    Figure 1. Slack is now asking admins to Invite People.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon November 11, 2018 - 6:27 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/11/11/101053945825846581/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/11/11/101053945825846581/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. The ribbon haver has logged on

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon November 10, 2018 - 4:29 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/11/10/101047820792937278/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/11/10/101047820792937278/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. This garage door, the entire time it is going up, and the entire time it is going down: REEEEEE!

    Everyone at the coffee shop next to it: REEEEEE!

    Me, the everloving wife, and the adoring baby in our apartment across the street: REEEEEE!

    Ten to fifteen minutes later: REEEEEE!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon November 05, 2018 - 12:18 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/11/05/101015689585945409/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/11/05/101015689585945409/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. Celebrate the discourse even when your screen is locked imo

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon November 02, 2018 - 5:36 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/11/02/101002786757018031/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/11/02/101002786757018031/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. “Neocombat Neoliberalism”

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 30, 2018 - 5:32 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/30/100985782330440896/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/30/100985782330440896/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. Puke the valley

    baby puke
    Figure 1. baby puke.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 28, 2018 - 10:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/28/100975523058623629/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/28/100975523058623629/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. Cused image

    carmel apple, apple cider, harvest, and classic candy corn, w t f
    Figure 1. carmel apple, apple cider, harvest, and classic candy corn, w t f.

    ​

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 22, 2018 - 8:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/22/100941221721261538/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/22/100941221721261538/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  11. Paternity leave is canceled

    1,580 unread email, infinite unread Slack
    Figure 1. 1,580 unread email, infinite unread Slack.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 22, 2018 - 5:20 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/22/100940436088121844/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/22/100940436088121844/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  12. Choose Your Own Adventure

    You got a nice big head of garlic on the cutting board. You’ve mastered Jacques Pépin’s method of how to chop garlic and cracked that head open with one perfectly placed push on the board.

    To fuck with peeling the little tiny cloves in the center, turn to page 64.

    To not fuck with those little tiny cloves and just compost them immediately, turn to page 12.

    [turns to page 64]: You dolt. You have done died.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 19, 2018 - 1:25 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/19/100919694214159927/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/19/100919694214159927/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  13. Dad’s burdens I’ve shouldered over paternity leave:

    ✅ Repaired the screen in the kitchen window.

    ✅ Moved stuff around in the garage

    ✅ Made a new pair of jorts

    ❌ Relived 90s rock

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 18, 2018 - 11:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/18/100919125247993465/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/18/100919125247993465/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  14. Every get out the vote take flabbergasted that young people in America don’t see the point is victim blaming.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 17, 2018 - 3:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/17/100911607623453710/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/17/100911607623453710/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  15. Invisible Baby

    An empty hat in a bassinet.
    Figure 1. An empty hat in a bassinet..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 16, 2018 - 3:49 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/16/100906105036372758/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/16/100906105036372758/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  16. ​

    cat in a box
    Figure 1. cat in a box.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 16, 2018 - 3:11 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/16/100905954733908327/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/16/100905954733908327/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  17. Ah, the ol’ Landlord’s “Do you have a minute?” snipe hunt. Love that our living situation is at the mercy of a rent seeker, it is good as hell.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 15, 2018 - 3:34 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/15/100900383148462333/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/15/100900383148462333/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  18. Well now that Sears is daed, I guess here’s a thread all about how I single handedly saved the famed “Wish Book” Christmas catalog when I worked there in Accounts Payables (2/2004-5/2004) from the phony dunces who mixed Marvel and DC onesies as if that was OK. 1/1890

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 15, 2018 - 3:15 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/15/100900310286366806/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/15/100900310286366806/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  19. “Wow this guy doesn’t give a FUCK. And he has a beard already!” – An eleven year old who is still getting the hang of things, also proud boys (lol, I will never ever ever title case that), apparently?

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 13, 2018 - 6:42 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/13/100889799048811324/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/13/100889799048811324/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  20. JACK: Marc I want to ADDRESS this issue.

    [BENIOFF nods]

    You KNOW I am sensitive to the Homeless

    BENIOFF: Absolutely

    JACK: BUT!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 12, 2018 - 11:23 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/12/100885240161030367/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/12/100885240161030367/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  21. Kill Mother Fucking Diode Motes

    LED lights are the blinking 12:00s of modern gizmos.
    Figure 1. LED lights are the blinking 12:00s of modern gizmos..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 11, 2018 - 6:43 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/11/100878475774285035/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/11/100878475774285035/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  22. The Boy has found The Sun.

    Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch.
    Figure 1. Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch..
    Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch.
    Figure 2. Our cat, lounging on a sofa arm in a sun patch..

    Does the cat follow the sun or the sun follow the cat?

    The Boy in the sun patch that used to be on the sofa arm but is now on the floor
    Figure 3. The Boy in the sun patch that used to be on the sofa arm but is now on the floor.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 11, 2018 - 5:54 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/11/100878285287601081/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/11/100878285287601081/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  23. Stealthily but still tooting somehow about removing all the favs I handed out from all the “congratulations!” replies I got about being a Dad now that I have a better idea what it means and who my friends really are pause not, it’s still great.

    Should I go back to work next week or nah?

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 11, 2018 - 4:43 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/11/100878004366482997/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/11/100878004366482997/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  24. [The year is +7.203C (in 3152 CE, years are tracked by temperature rise since the revolution.)]

    NeoStatistician: Great Scott! The youth of NeoMerika don’t vote!

    NeoJournalist: Great Scott! Here’s a thought experiment for the upists; what if we trolled them about it?

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 10, 2018 - 4:18 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/10/100872247002929833/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/10/100872247002929833/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  25. Liberal norms gatekeeping is (un)democratic centralism, lol

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 07, 2018 - 5:33 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/07/100855552034190145/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/07/100855552034190145/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  26. Recreating the LinkedIn account I deleted 2015-10-31 (spoopy!) with zero professional repercussions for the sole purpose of providing nearly every recruiter specific things their executive teams need to do better before I’ll even talk to them.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 07, 2018 - 5:05 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/07/100855444677534977/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/07/100855444677534977/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  27. If the chats yer in don’t automatically invite punners (upon community tagging) into an invite only channel that they can use to act out on their deranged urges out of sight of the rest of us, find chats that do.

    Emote :punt: on puns to get the Pungeon Keeper bot to invite punners to a private chat!
    Figure 1. Emote :punt: on puns to get the Pungeon Keeper bot to invite punners to a private chat!.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 06, 2018 - 11:04 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/06/100851192464940026/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/06/100851192464940026/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  28. I haven’t had more than two hours of sleep at a time in a week and I am absolutely hollering at electeds on the hell site.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 06, 2018 - 9:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/06/100850730610181778/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/06/100850730610181778/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  29. Wishing all the leftists I follow would publish their notes that they keep checking

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 06, 2018 - 5:36 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/06/100849903150874282/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/06/100849903150874282/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  30. As a society, we need to bring back giving people the old hot foot. I’m talking about strike anywhere matches stuck in boots and then lit with more matches, all while breaking the fourth wall, chuckling quietly behind a hand and making shh-ing it’s-our-little-secret-for-now motions, causing our victims to hoot and holler and jump up and down holding the hot foot.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 05, 2018 - 7:06 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/05/100844592231952938/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/05/100844592231952938/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  31. ​

    My cat, in a sun patch, lookin left.
    Figure 1. My cat, in a sun patch, lookin left..
    My cat, in a sun patch, lookin right.
    Figure 2. My cat, in a sun patch, lookin right..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 05, 2018 - 6:49 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/05/100844528129636824/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/05/100844528129636824/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  32. We just used https://www.fairhotel.org/hotels-search?location%5Borigin%5D=san+francisco&location%5Bdistance%5D=20&location%5Bunit%5D=3959 to find family hotels to stay in when they are in town to help w/ the baby. Good stuff!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 05, 2018 - 6:23 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/05/100844423399301770/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/05/100844423399301770/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  33. “You need to install a keybox.”

    Me, two weeks ago: My landlord is finally gonna lose a fight to an absolute hero.

    Me yesterday: Honey, let’s head to the post office to get our god damned mail.

    Post office form 4056, because someone kicked the shit out of our key box.
    Figure 1. Post office form 4056, because someone kicked the shit out of our key box..
    Kevin Costner, The Postname
    Figure 2. Kevin Costner, The Postname.
    Our kicked to shit keybox that hasn't worked in a month so the mailman can't deliver our mail.
    Figure 3. Our kicked to shit keybox that hasn't worked in a month so the mailman can't deliver our mail..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 05, 2018 - 4:37 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/05/100844008603772724/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/05/100844008603772724/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  34. How is the cat liking the new roomie sitch? A captive pette-the-catte squad that smells like milk and knows all its favorite scritches and pats forms up every two to three hours day and night and doesn’t troll to the point of needing to be bit or scratched anymore. The cat is living mas.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 04, 2018 - 3:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/04/100838123292410408/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/04/100838123292410408/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  35. The first time I got a boss to double my comp at the same job—an exempt computer job with an artificially low base entry-level comp, not like, a real job job normal people can easily get—in less than a year by making hell of demands, I immediately repeated the same trick again on principle, and was on the way to repeating it a third time furious about it when I quit that job

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 03, 2018 - 8:22 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/03/100833568789874834/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/03/100833568789874834/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  36. My catte did head butt the bebe this morning, but for now, maximum nope zone

    a mysterious lump in the bed...
    Figure 1. a mysterious lump in the bed....
    it’s muh catte
    Figure 2. it’s muh catte.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 03, 2018 - 6:39 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/03/100833165199720407/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/03/100833165199720407/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  37. An infinity of DC city councils dead on an infinity of sofas simultaneously standing and looking back at the DC city councils on the sofas behind them, holding smoking guns, and chanting together, “why would the DC city councils do this? why would the DC city councils do this? w–

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 03, 2018 - 6:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/03/100833041566938140/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/03/100833041566938140/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  38. Last night the everloving wife goes to make some tea, so she opens the kitchen cabinet and there, along with all the other tea and coffee cups, she sees a full cup of coffee.

    Apparently, Zombie Gravely likes his full cups off coffee snuggled with the empty cups, for safe keeping, in order to “protect them from the cat” and it is now the talk of the entire peninsula for this peculiar behavior.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon October 03, 2018 - 2:37 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/10/03/100832213278673927/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/10/03/100832213278673927/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  39. Been a dad for a day so far and it slaps, 100% ready to join dad secret societies and take it really seriously and everything

    We’ve discharged.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 30, 2018 - 6:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/30/100816088651039273/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/30/100816088651039273/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  40. Tfw the corporate campus art is unexpected and kinda heavy

    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 1. a piece of the Berlin Wall.
    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 2. a piece of the Berlin Wall.
    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 3. a piece of the Berlin Wall.
    a piece of the Berlin Wall
    Figure 4. a piece of the Berlin Wall.

    I’m walking through the convention center and see a big slice of a wall I’ve never seen before and I say to everyone, “that’s the Berlin Wall.”

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 26, 2018 - 11:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/26/100794592304958228/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/26/100794592304958228/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  41. Tired: MAC address randomization

    wired: GPS location randomization

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 26, 2018 - 6:41 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/26/100793535746535732/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/26/100793535746535732/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  42. Mentioned my preferred pronouns in a new hire training introducing myself as a facilitator out of DSA habit, mentioned them on principle in a company all hands talk I gave, realized I could do better, added ‘em to my default email signature.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 24, 2018 - 7:33 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/24/100782414080737409/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/24/100782414080737409/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  43. Wtb iPython notebook for scraping San Francisco Socrata API data to, for example, resolve addresses to base addresses to supervisor districts.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 23, 2018 - 3:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/23/100775774190690184/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/23/100775774190690184/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  44. Dropped a full cup of hot coffee on the kitchen tile floor and it didn’t even chip the mug. My personal Keyser Söze limps free another day.

    Not a toy.
    Figure 1. Not a toy..
    My Empire Strikes Back mug
    Figure 2. My Empire Strikes Back mug.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 23, 2018 - 3:23 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/23/100775770986892981/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/23/100775770986892981/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  45. Tfw the lit matches the kit

    Yes on C
    Figure 1. Yes on C.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 22, 2018 - 11:03 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/22/100771916900878983/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/22/100771916900878983/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  46. ​

    ON THIS SITE IN 1897 NOTHING HAPPENED
    Figure 1. ON THIS SITE IN 1897 NOTHING HAPPENED.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 22, 2018 - 9:02 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/22/100771438621339531/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/22/100771438621339531/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  47. Lammo that VC shitlord supreme, Tim Draper, now has a full page spread dedicated to his stupid, failed ballot prop to split California into three states, right in the official state voter guide.

    On July 18, 2018, Proposition 9 was removed from the ballot by the California Supreme Court.
    Figure 1. On July 18, 2018, Proposition 9 was removed from the ballot by the California Supreme Court..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 22, 2018 - 4:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/22/100770251559332287/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/22/100770251559332287/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  48. TDAP and blood draw test to see if I need MMR and Chickenpox boosters done. I did not look and it was OK.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 21, 2018 - 5:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/21/100765047129738851/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/21/100765047129738851/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  49. Lol, kinda mad how good Seven 7. Sevenson is of an antisec style handle tbh

    Hi, my name is Yewar Ehtraytor. My preferred pronouns are Seven 7. Sevenson. Why I joined DSA: These people are stupid.
    Figure 1. Hi, my name is Yewar Ehtraytor. My preferred pronouns are Seven 7. Sevenson. Why I joined DSA: These people are stupid..
    Text Message: (777)777-7777. Email: tips@nsa.gov. Phone: (777)777-7777.
    Figure 2. Text Message: (777)777-7777. Email: tips@nsa.gov. Phone: (777)777-7777..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 20, 2018 - 3:36 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/20/100758834507304963/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/20/100758834507304963/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  50. :birdsite: wtb a hell site cross poster that posts screenshots of my toots with markov generated dunks on them instead of truncating my toots over there

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 19, 2018 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100753205620355325/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100753205620355325/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  51. Lmao at the time when the people in IT had swag cynically commemorating the claim from a VP who was phoning it in while also doing a masters degree on the side that there would be “showers of gold come IPO time” by printing google translated latin on under the hood which reversed google translated to GOLDEN SHOWER and were instantly banned by c-staff.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 19, 2018 - 3:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100753169424821484/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100753169424821484/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  52. Ext. WASHINGTON, D.C. - DAY

    ELMO swings his feet under a bench and cocks his head from side to side.

    ELMO

    Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!

    (beat)

    JAMES O’KEEFE

    Pooping! At the State Department!? Why, I never!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 19, 2018 - 3:05 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100753048707501349/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100753048707501349/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  53. Dan Brown would’ve written it as “Codename Veritas, which renowned classics professor Rip Steakface knew meant truth to the Romans” but otherwise it’d be identical to our world: absurdly dumb.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 19, 2018 - 2:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100752930641234951/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100752930641234951/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  54. Tagging myself and 9 of my big media pals into a beef in order to win at online cause I’m too busy rn

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 19, 2018 - 2:18 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/19/100750034604444612/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/19/100750034604444612/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  55. Set my phone background to a picture of a red flag so that I can use my locked phone as a little red flag when I need one.

    Red flag phone.
    Figure 1. Red flag phone..
    Red flag.
    Figure 2. Red flag..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 17, 2018 - 6:25 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/17/100742511132722984/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/17/100742511132722984/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  56. There’s grease on the bike lane on Folsom inbound between 6th and 7th street, don’t wreck!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 17, 2018 - 4:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/17/100742162831335159/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/17/100742162831335159/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  57. If we start a spoopy halloween avatar gimmick this early it’ll flare out before October but I’m too excited by my tweaked Joan Cornellá BootyBoop to wait.

    Boost if you know that candy corn is good actually, fav if you don’t.

    also favs should be called boops

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 17, 2018 - 3:54 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/17/100741919359766117/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/17/100741919359766117/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  58. A theme I’m piecing together from yesterday is that capital has so successfully co-opted exploitative versions of grass roots organizing tactics that grass roots organizers are decried as exploiters for even broaching them as useful tactics on legitimate grounds.

    Further reduction applied, this can be seen as rejection of the authentic and a demand for the inauthentic.

    Authenticity is the a flimsy analysis, stick to fundamentals.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 16, 2018 - 3:38 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/16/100736192500537697/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/16/100736192500537697/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  59. The Women’s Building perspective of the primary San Francisco tour photography corner stop at the building, at 18th and Lapidge. “This is the Women’s Building.”

    ​

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 15, 2018 - 11:59 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/15/100732501983946076/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/15/100732501983946076/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  60. RiBMo? Yeah I RiBMo, Riker a Betazoid More!

    My new bike tires, Panaracer RiBMos. Which I installed backwards the first time, on both wheels.
    Figure 1. My new bike tires, Panaracer RiBMos. Which I installed backwards the first time, on both wheels..
    Ride Bicycle More!
    Figure 2. Ride Bicycle More!.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 14, 2018 - 10:54 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/14/100726580797769740/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/14/100726580797769740/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  61. This window over The Boy’s litter box is doing the work: constantly yelling at people having coffee at Linea Caffe.

    Abolish ICE, Yes on 10, Always Antifa, Yes on C.
    Figure 1. Abolish ICE, Yes on 10, Always Antifa, Yes on C..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 14, 2018 - 4:25 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/14/100725050582334195/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/14/100725050582334195/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  62. Somehow this worked on the first try even though I hated it the entire time. Months of no left channel: canceled. Knowing how to fix stuff is a curse.

    Soldering the right headphone signal to a new headphone jack tip.
    Figure 1. Soldering the right headphone signal to a new headphone jack tip..
    Completed assembly with the damned apple connector responsible for the problem in the first place.
    Figure 2. Completed assembly with the damned apple connector responsible for the problem in the first place..
    Completed masterpiece of slop: Soldering a four wire headphone cable to a new headphone jack tip.
    Figure 3. Completed masterpiece of slop: Soldering a four wire headphone cable to a new headphone jack tip..

    Me managing a crisis at work: Calm in the eye of the storm, always three steps ahead, fail often and enjoy learning from failure.

    Me doing handiwork: Non-stop stream of curses, always injuring myself, doing it backwards twice first, lost, furious. Oh, hey, it works.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 14, 2018 - 3:44 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/14/100724892618310925/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/14/100724892618310925/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  63. Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 14, 2018 - 4:15 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/14/100722182468014653/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/14/100722182468014653/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  64. SF is hiring a Senior Technical Project Manager to lead the open source voting project: The salary is $163K / year.

    https://jobapscloud.com/SF/sup/BulPreview.asp?R1=TEX&R2=5504&R3=088534

    JobAps | Government Public Sector Recruiting & Applicant TrackingJobAps is the premier provider of recruiting and applicant tracking software for government or public sector HR. Manage workflows from selection to onboarding.Jobaps Cloud -
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 13, 2018 - 9:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/13/100720679234377013/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/13/100720679234377013/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  65. Nice!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 11, 2018 - 9:42 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/11/100709312218197017/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/11/100709312218197017/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  66. That scene in Clerks where the customer with a LinkedIn account complains about LinkedIn the company, and stuff people post on LinkedIn, and recruiters using LinkedIn to pester them ad nauseum until finally Randall spits coffee in their face and deletes their account at the store.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 11, 2018 - 9:04 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/11/100709162698551417/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/11/100709162698551417/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  67. Not so exclusive after all eh Carlos?

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 09, 2018 - 8:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/09/100697654649694448/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/09/100697654649694448/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  68. Lit drop remix!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 09, 2018 - 8:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/09/100697652910666191/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/09/100697652910666191/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  69. Oh smurf smurf it, I’m smurfing.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 08, 2018 - 10:19 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/08/100692470708830177/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/08/100692470708830177/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  70. Precisely one.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 08, 2018 - 2:18 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/08/100687747209635027/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/08/100687747209635027/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  71. “The Management”, the organization the distributes paper toilet seat covers globally, is actually a fallen faction of Gideons International.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 07, 2018 - 6:47 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/07/100685973085153060/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/07/100685973085153060/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  72. Http://www.kalw.org/post/your-call-election-special-proposition-10-debate-future-rent-control-california

    Your Call Election Special: Proposition 10 debate & the future of rent control in CaliforniaEvery Wednesday through Election Day on November 6th, Rose Aguilar will host a special second hour of Your Call at 11am focusing on California's crucial…KALW

    The California Apartment Association in this interview deploys some insanely trifling arguments but, bonus: Shanti Singh from Tenants Together smashes 'em with help from Noah Arroyo. Worth a listen!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 06, 2018 - 12:44 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/06/100676052450105728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/06/100676052450105728/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  73. Challenge coins! Gatekeeping that fits in your pocket!

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 05, 2018 - 5:53 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/05/100674436006472938/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/05/100674436006472938/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  74. Furious the conference rooms at work have carpeted floors that I can’t easily super glue the challenge coins people give me to.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 05, 2018 - 5:52 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/05/100674435106212923/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/05/100674435106212923/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  75. S/war room/wa room/g

    Waluigi hats are the best hats
    Figure 1. Waluigi hats are the best hats.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 05, 2018 - 5:46 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/05/100674411111960548/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/05/100674411111960548/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  76. Enjoying myself by the… politico piece (wtf?) about socialism in the US when I remembered instances of… basic gumption in my life.

    https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/09/03/what-would-a-socialist-america-look-like-219626

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 04, 2018 - 1:58 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/04/100665019555144268/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/04/100665019555144268/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  77. Tfw you’re ciced for the rice

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 02, 2018 - 12:05 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/02/100653249952369438/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/02/100653249952369438/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  78. Pirate Ship Sutro bringing the Castro lit drops for Yes on C and Yes on 10.

    Map of lit drop territory between Castro one Noe, 19th and Liberty 19th
    Figure 1. Map of lit drop territory between Castro one Noe, 19th and Liberty 19th.
    Sutro Tower obscured partly by fog
    Figure 2. Sutro Tower obscured partly by fog.
    Yes on C and Yes on 10 door hangers
    Figure 3. Yes on C and Yes on 10 door hangers.
    all but the top of Sutro Tower obscured nu fog
    Figure 4. all but the top of Sutro Tower obscured nu fog.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 01, 2018 - 8:25 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/01/100652384816862040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/01/100652384816862040/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  79. Justice ain’t gonna voiceline

    Golden Gun McCree Overwatch Skin
    Figure 1. Golden Gun McCree Overwatch Skin.
    Golden Gun Investigations window sign
    Figure 2. Golden Gun Investigations window sign.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 01, 2018 - 2:29 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/01/100648156313662430/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/01/100648156313662430/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  80. 19th st looking good as hell as the evening fog devours San Francisco tonight.

    Westward on 19th around S Van Mess, evening, Sutrow Tower and Upper Market obscured by fog.
    Figure 1. Westward on 19th around S Van Mess, evening, Sutrow Tower and Upper Market obscured by fog..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon September 01, 2018 - 1:56 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/09/01/100648023674969846/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/09/01/100648023674969846/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  81. The morning after people from Manhattan party on yer office roof deck

    Rows of trash bags out on the deck.
    Figure 1. Rows of trash bags out on the deck..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 31, 2018 - 5:06 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/31/100645940013301842/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/31/100645940013301842/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  82. The building behind ours built their fence playing The Incident: plywood, wire shelf racks, corrugated galvanized steel, a road sign, wire grates, particle board, chicken wire, dead vines, etc.

    The Incident iOS game
    Figure 1. The Incident iOS game.
    The neighbor’s rad fence
    Figure 2. The neighbor’s rad fence.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 28, 2018 - 4:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/28/100628916509887913/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/28/100628916509887913/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  83. Méthode Alkanoise

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 27, 2018 - 3:50 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/27/100622994315173415/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/27/100622994315173415/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  84. Meritocracy, in both the original and new definitions of the word, is absolutely accountability-phobic

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 27, 2018 - 1:21 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/27/100619577446671833/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/27/100619577446671833/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  85. The cheese wanter has logged on.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 25, 2018 - 8:09 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/25/100612686241896920/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/25/100612686241896920/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  86. The Upside Down

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 24, 2018 - 8:02 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/24/100606996695449197/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/24/100606996695449197/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  87. [brushing my hands off] eh, this’ll probably work itself out, whatever it is

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 24, 2018 - 5:33 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/24/100606412429765690/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/24/100606412429765690/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  88. Get some asiatic lilies and star jasmine into your life if you are able, but hide the lilies up on a bookshelf from your cat, they are poisonous.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 24, 2018 - 4:26 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/24/100603318035062561/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/24/100603318035062561/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  89. Birthing class

    Centering Pregnancy - 13 Essential Health Elements
    Figure 1. Centering Pregnancy - 13 Essential Health Elements.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 24, 2018 - 2:56 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/24/100602963193005737/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/24/100602963193005737/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  90. Tfw you see someone ship a blacklist of the POC to fix their untrusted string meta programming RCE, twice on the same feature

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 24, 2018 - 1:15 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/24/100602566421145760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/24/100602566421145760/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  91. Extremely online, the book https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1724941682/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1724941682&linkCode=as2&tag=dril0c-20&linkId=ee23336aaae3b442e3ea71e8a9664dd7

    Amazon.comamazon.com

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 23, 2018 - 5:35 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/23/100600757365903813/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/23/100600757365903813/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  92. IFTTT keeping it real as hell.

    URL: http://https://gravely.zone
    Figure 1. URL: http://https://gravely.zone.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 23, 2018 - 3:55 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/23/100600365534968537/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/23/100600365534968537/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  93. Meat Beat Manifesto Vs. Terry Riley - ‘In C’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5QMqKGZa10

    - YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.youtube.com
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 23, 2018 - 3:33 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/23/100600277287089481/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/23/100600277287089481/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  94. Shout out to the beer distributor finally getting these six packs onto the shelves at The Duc Loi.

    Stone Enjoy By October 2017, in stores now!
    Figure 1. Stone Enjoy By October 2017, in stores now!.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 23, 2018 - 4:46 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/23/100597732731790363/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/23/100597732731790363/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  95. Comrade Water Cooler keeping it safe en route to DSA SF’s first chapter meeting in The Women’s Building.

    Water cooler seat-belted into the back seat.
    Figure 1. Water cooler seat-belted into the back seat..
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 23, 2018 - 1:41 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/23/100597005179818076/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/23/100597005179818076/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  96. Follow everyone: OK

    And boost their toots: OK

    Don’t worry, relax, and have a dip in the TL. Don’t try to read absolutely every toot by everyone you follow: No.

    👍 “Endpoint for last read toot #7418” Issue: https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/issues/7418

    Endpoint for last read toot · Issue #7418 · mastodon/mastodon(Somewhat similar idea to #4093) It would be nice to have a synced timeline across clients (web or not) connected to an instance. This functionality suggestion is directly inspired by the (disconti...GitHub
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon August 22, 2018 - 2:59 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/22/100594483054119036/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/22/100594483054119036/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  97. Lofi chill beats X hip hop study X waluigi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM4J971Pv8s

    lofi chill beats X hip hop study X waluigiwaluigi is studying for his big test d:^)Full Track List:Innovation — Jason Donnelly (DJ Puzzle)Back in the Days — Oogo, Daryl ParksThe Hokey Pokey — Oogo, D...YouTube
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 20, 2018 - 9:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/20/100584798163743116/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/20/100584798163743116/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  98. V=DMARC1; p=reject; pct=100; aspf=s; adkim=s; rua=mailto:re+qh4p7hbb2d1@dmarc.postmarkapp.com; ruf=dmarc-ruf@dsasf.org; sp=none;

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 20, 2018 - 2:39 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/20/100583078524783038/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/20/100583078524783038/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  99. The mods are asleep, quick, disable all app notifications and unread badges and bleeps and bloops. Silence your ringer and your doorbell.

    Post, post, post.

    Bird site style brand cloud-screaming-at: Fruit, please use some of that spare trillion offshore U.S.D. to sprinkle the do-not-disturb settings on entire app folders and app accounts, I want to set work email to be M-F, core hours only.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 19, 2018 - 4:15 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/19/100577794647620031/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/19/100577794647620031/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  100. Cute arm crossing.

    The Boy (my cat) trying to nap.
    Figure 1. The Boy (my cat) trying to nap..
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 19, 2018 - 3:16 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/19/100577560489157529/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/19/100577560489157529/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  101. ​

    Handle on jacket, avatar on shirt, twisted
    Figure 1. Handle on jacket, avatar on shirt, twisted.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 18, 2018 - 4:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/18/100572072802446813/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/18/100572072802446813/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  102. Lol they didn’t even buy a .org https://socialistcall.com I am absolutely not reading anything that makes the danged scrollbar this tiny

    The Call - A Project of DSA’s Bread & Roses CaucusThe Call is a publication of Bread & Roses, a Marxist caucus of DSA, committed to building an effective organization rooted in the multiracial working class.The Call
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 18, 2018 - 2:26 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/18/100571700750604971/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/18/100571700750604971/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  103. Toots and the boostals

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 18, 2018 - 2:16 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/18/100568832949247945/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/18/100568832949247945/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  104. I just renewed the https://dsasf.org domain for another year. We’ve also got https://dsasf.com, what should we do with it?

    Democratic Socialists of America – San FranciscoDemocratic Socialists of America – San Francisco
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 17, 2018 - 4:08 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/17/100566442103554031/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/17/100566442103554031/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  105. Drive through worker new best friend mixed up our 2x4 order for a 4x2 and after correcting that we ended up with 2x6s. I guess this is my new go to order now.

    In-N-Out 2x6 mustard fried with onions
    Figure 1. In-N-Out 2x6 mustard fried with onions.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 17, 2018 - 1:37 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/17/100563015117356715/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/17/100563015117356715/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  106. "Delete & re-draft"ing toots on this website only encourages me to make things worse.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 16, 2018 - 2:26 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/16/100560376572219566/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/16/100560376572219566/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  107. In-N-Out punning in their cease and desist letter to a brewery for calling a beer “In-N-Out Stout” is lawful evil: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmb80oZnKfQ/

    Instagraminstagram.com
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 16, 2018 - 2:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/16/100560371674634081/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/16/100560371674634081/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  108. A YIMBY member arguing against Prop 10, which simply unblocks rent control in the state, but doesn’t establish any, said “We give a voice to people who are not even here yet.” Repealing Costa Hawkins in favor of rent control, he argued, would help people already here at the expense of those to come.

    He continued “…one time someone who was already here gave me hell me for calling it 'Frisco, so, like, fuck all of 'em, right?”

    I’m sorry once you live here long enough you should know to say the correct name, “YIMBY Socialists”, not just “YIMBY.”

    http://www.sfexaminer.com/endorse-prop-10-no-sf-yimby-faces-soul-defining-choice/

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 16, 2018 - 1:26 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/16/100560141353406425/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/16/100560141353406425/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  109. Reporting to the Hall of Justice for my sins after lunch tomorrow with my comrades in jury duty group #622.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 16, 2018 - 4:51 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/16/100558116581843195/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/16/100558116581843195/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  110. Existential dread approaches

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 15, 2018 - 7:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/15/100555857834527908/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/15/100555857834527908/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  111. WTB Slack compatible emotes for all the traffic light protocol levels, will share if I end up making my own. I’m picturing bold Helvetica “TLP” net to a stoplight w/ the appropriate light blinking.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 15, 2018 - 5:29 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/15/100555436571055239/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/15/100555436571055239/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  112. 100% of the other people in our birthing class and new parent class in San Francisco are over 30, and probably over 35.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 14, 2018 - 5:32 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/14/100546951708921963/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/14/100546951708921963/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  113. The streamers and passive cynics among us at A5 in Berkeley last weekend weirded me the heck out in an uncanny valley way.

    I stayed close to one pair of dudes because they were clearly watching the rest of us as if we were non-player characters and I was on a security team. At one point when we were blocking traffic, and cars were honking their horns in solidarity with us, and lots of us raised our fists in support, one turned to the other, “look at them getting excited by car horns like that’s gonna do anything.”

    It turns out there are lots of, maybe a majority of (yikes), people who are “lol sportsball” about solidarity.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 13, 2018 - 3:35 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/13/100540832011487907/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/13/100540832011487907/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  114. Paying down my Le Guin debt on “The Dispossessed” in Dolores Park.

    A humble bee
    Figure 1. A humble bee.
    Hannish Novels & Stories, Volume 1
    Figure 2. Hannish Novels & Stories, Volume 1.
    Dolores Park
    Figure 3. Dolores Park.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 11, 2018 - 10:55 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/11/100534068219428482/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/11/100534068219428482/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  115. Hot August!

    my cat, absolutely twisted
    Figure 1. my cat, absolutely twisted.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 10, 2018 - 12:41 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/10/100523158534568697/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/10/100523158534568697/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  116. Https://twitter.com/fogcityrose/status/1027609245280161792 The SF Chamber of Commerce is a puddle of leeches.

    Fog City Rose (@fogcityrose) on XThe business zombies at the Chamber claim a ballot measure that would house SF's homeless portends an apocalypse - but in reality, they're just reanimating the same arguments they always use against higher taxes. https://t.co/xPnqFkuZBcX (formerly Twitter)
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 09, 2018 - 7:42 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/09/100521982961900297/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/09/100521982961900297/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  117. Dorf Freidorconor send too-No! Wait!

    Ford Ronocrodierf, yes, now send toot

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 09, 2018 - 7:32 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/09/100521943213502162/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/09/100521943213502162/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  118. Peak: landlord repaired decades of water damage in the lobby and sanded the black front door down to the quite nice wood

    Pit: then they ruined it all with a new gross color scheme that is heck of ugly

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 09, 2018 - 3:40 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/09/100521033834004138/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/09/100521033834004138/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  119. Huge if true.

    BART bathrooms are for ticket holders?
    Figure 1. BART bathrooms are for ticket holders?.
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 09, 2018 - 3:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/09/100520969622738354/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/09/100520969622738354/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  120. I made this animation yesterday of DSA SF’s 2018 Steering Committee Election Scottish single transferrable vote tally, animated on our election platform ( http://gitlab.com/DSASanFrancisco/membership_ui), recorded with the Giphy app for OSX.

    DSA San Francisco / membership_ui · GitLabGitLab.comGitLab

    Oops, the 12MB gif upload must’ve pooped out. The 1.2MB mp4 doesn’t seem to have.

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 09, 2018 - 2:51 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/09/100520841014856837/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/09/100520841014856837/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  121. Https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/After-business-groups-comes-out-against-new-tax-13142490.php

    After SF business group comes out against new tax plan, parody takes holdA website mocking an effort by the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce to defeat a November ballot measure popped up anonymously Tuesday, highlighting the tension over how the city should raise extra...San Francisco Chronicle

    === capitalists ===

    [waves a magic wand]
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 09, 2018 - 6:10 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/09/100518792091927113/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/09/100518792091927113/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  122. First post do-over.

    My cat, The Boy.
    Figure 1. My cat, The Boy..
    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 09, 2018 - 1:52 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/09/100517776319761121/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/09/100517776319761121/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  123. Https://www.rightprioritywrongapproach.org lmfao

    Posted on Mastodon over eight years agoon August 09, 2018 - 12:46 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2018/08/09/100517517043637731/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2018/08/09/100517517043637731/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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