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source: mastodon
date: 2018-09-19 14:35:16.18 +00
title: "Mastodon post from September 19, 2018, 100752930641234951"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/100752930641234951
post_id: 100752930641234951
tags:
  - mastodon
---
Dan Brown would've written it as "Codename Veritas, which renowned classics professor Rip Steakface knew meant truth to the Romans" but otherwise it'd be identical to our world: absurdly dumb.