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source: mastodon
date: 2018-09-19 15:05:17.78 +00
title: "Mastodon post from September 19, 2018, 100753048707501349"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/100753048707501349
post_id: 100753048707501349
tags:
  - mastodon
---
Ext. WASHINGTON, D.C. - DAY

ELMO swings his feet under a bench and cocks his head from side to side.

ELMO

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!

(beat)

JAMES O'KEEFE

Pooping! At the State Department!? Why, I never!