Twitter posts from 2014

1. Linux distributions are moving to roman numerals to name their damned init systems and I can’t get my bank to pay my rent with my paycheck.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/30/tweet-550172456510431232/ in the Twitter collection.

2. Told everloving wife that Kiwis call McDonald’s “Macca’s” just like Sir Paul, LTB terminator and time machine to undo that mistake asap.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/28/tweet-549379408168243200/ in the Twitter collection.

3. Zen to death! http://t.co/ZjcGfIx1Eb

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/28/tweet-549373246458847232/ in the Twitter collection.

4. RT @Dymaxion: So tired of that “defense is offense’s child” quote. They’re peers. Radically underestimates defense skillset.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/28/tweet-549337252426690561/ in the Twitter collection.

5. My New Zealand ISP is rate limiting me. IRC and Lynx are OK. The graphical web: mostly useless, except for Facebook. http://t.co/igOhaGZaZV

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/28/tweet-549292514918686720/ in the Twitter collection.

6. @reyjrar the former.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/28/tweet-549288390093324289/ in the Twitter collection.

7. RT @DVSblast: rappers wit names like “Johnny From The Cookout That One Time” needa think bigger. very few people was at that cookout

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/26/tweet-548695237187477504/ in the Twitter collection.

8. Kiwi accent: “You look kinda like, and take this as a complement, the lead singer of the shit heads.”

   It turns out: https://t.co/ObVjSbl62e

   Google Searcht.co
   Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/24/tweet-547919613732720640/ in the Twitter collection.

9. Hey, bay area prescriptivists, check out: http://t.co/y8yD4crTe6

   Ha-ha!

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/24/tweet-547893886006206465/ in the Twitter collection.

10. Marcus Aurelius doesn’t actually have a thing to say about black-coffee-stoicism in Meditations, but it’s assumed to be the central theme.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/22/tweet-547131404929495040/ in the Twitter collection.

11. The summer solstice is p impressive when snuck up on from the opposite latitude in a jet at Mach 0.8, days before their winter solstice.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/22/tweet-547128059934289920/ in the Twitter collection.

12. Sydney: Emperor Dog, paraded through streets on ute in triumph celebrating victory over cat. https://t.co/MT6nJgP8P9

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    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/20/tweet-546430578799935488/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

13. AND NOW FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE

    Super fluffy toilet paper is dumb and bad.

    WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE 2014 CYBER-SPECULATION SHOWDOWN

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/19/tweet-546056860122349568/ in the Twitter collection.

14. Damnit, this perfectly goodish enough for holiday pulp space opera series’s given the hokey new priest character a lead in the third book.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/19/tweet-545930297796071424/ in the Twitter collection.

15. RT @textfiles: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sony.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/15/tweet-544498718687244288/ in the Twitter collection.

16. One of our cats: “You know what? Fuck this book in particular.” https://t.co/TiOblZd9Pt

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    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/14/tweet-544208347537616897/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

17. RT @MicroSFF: Once we learned the ‘ice’ shards in Saturn’s rings were dormant souls, people drove ships into the planet in search of Heaven…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/13/tweet-543956524943413248/ in the Twitter collection.

18. You know what? The habañero is hot enough, just having it in the recipe is enough. No, don’t even put it in the pot. http://t.co/LNxtsDkvln

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/13/tweet-543945143615631361/ in the Twitter collection.

19. For another good time*, chsh to /usr/sbin/login_duo and tell someone it’s /usr/local/bin/sudosh.

    • DON’T use this as an interview question.
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/12/tweet-543535423985704960/ in the Twitter collection.

20. RT @mjranum: 18 U.S. Code § 2441 - War crimes
    http://t.co/Zn2FL6hTKc
    Short form: “follow international law”

    Punishable by up to life in pr…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/11/tweet-543271614696022016/ in the Twitter collection.

21. For a good time, tcpdump -tttt -nn -s0 -r ./capture.pcap ether host 00:00:00:00:00:00

    https://t.co/r4fgYCxxfq

    Security VerificationSecurity verification page to protect against malicious bots.t.co
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/11/tweet-543123962188689408/ in the Twitter collection.

22. RT @dril: “im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/08/tweet-542149775009648640/ in the Twitter collection.

23. Nope. https://t.co/I3vkl7uhGl

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    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/08/tweet-542008565394046976/ in the Twitter collection.

24. The only interesting ssh brute force statistics* are those that describe who exposes ssh on what hosts to 0.0.0.0/0.

    The YOLO statistics.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/07/tweet-541662674619092992/ in the Twitter collection.

25. RT @animaldrumss: i just drink this stuff for the flavor. didn’t even know it got you fucked up to be honest. when i found out you could do…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/06/tweet-541480106321920001/ in the Twitter collection.

26. @benjammingh I was about to recommend ITBWTCL to someone a few weeks ago but re-read it for 2014 first. Nope.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/06/tweet-541274875030016000/ in the Twitter collection.

27. Run the @crashplan uninstaller to decorate your dock with the cutest icon on your Mac.

    http://t.co/uMorPV3UBT

    (Then reinstall it.)

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/06/tweet-541273552532406272/ in the Twitter collection.

28. RT @SwiftOnSecurity: All the time I’m using a computer at home, fixing problems, thinking,
    "Wow using this would SUCK if I wasn’t totally …

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/05/tweet-541038879596224512/ in the Twitter collection.

29. Hey, maybe come see me play a recital of dad rock hits, 12/6, w/ Bob Giblet, at The Knockout, Mission, SF, 7-7:45PM: https://t.co/Jer434fUHd

    BLUE BEAR BAND WORKSHOP SHOWCASE- DAY 1Event by Blue Bear School of Music on Saturday, December 6 2014t.co
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/05/tweet-540902662468681728/ in the Twitter collection.

30. I customized my browser’s toolbar. There’s no going back now.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/04/tweet-540574918270660609/ in the Twitter collection.

31. RT @remor: @swiftonsecurity Homeopathy works for all kinds of stuff. https://t.co/fyvbCkAfTF

    Homeopathic Bro Scripting.Homeopathic Bro Scripting. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.Gist
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/04/tweet-540536913094909953/ in the Twitter collection.

32. [I skim email in bed just after my alarm goes off]
    @vurtyou: What’s a cron daemon? Does it steal your time?
    me: It sure does. It sure does.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/04/tweet-540524591437729792/ in the Twitter collection.

33. RT @alexcpsec: @grantstavely also Google Public DNS servers and “what is my IP” providers

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/03/tweet-540265050049503232/ in the Twitter collection.

34. INTEL FEED MORGUE
    CAUSES OF DEATH WORKSHEET

    ☐ Debian NTP servers.
    ☐ Freenode IRC servers.
    ☐ EC2 elastic IPs.
    ☐ OPP (Other People’s Policy).

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/03/tweet-540263827846074368/ in the Twitter collection.

35. RT @idSoftware: Time flies! Happy Birthday to Quake III Arena, which was released 15 years ago today http://t.co/afMytjMhGp

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/02/tweet-540034963530186752/ in the Twitter collection.

36. RFC 4408 § 5.4
    (http://t.co/JqHGEc5Y3Z)

    Too many cooks.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/02/tweet-539866249296347138/ in the Twitter collection.

37. 31/…I look him straight in the eye, and I says to him, I, I says to the guy. I says to him, he’s right there, I’m right-- [140 CHARACTERS]

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/02/tweet-539836285708279808/ in the Twitter collection.

38. 3/“News from Nowhere” is still a clever Victorian-Marxist portmanteau, a Nick Cave song, an Air Supply album, etc…

    http://t.co/MgwPnX9ehR

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/02/tweet-539832143275253760/ in the Twitter collection.

39. 1/I dreamed that Tweetbot supported regex( /^\d+//) mutes and it was a Utopia without very-special one-hour-episode long-form pith.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/02/tweet-539830701390962688/ in the Twitter collection.

40. It’s raining and something under my apartment is thudding every few seconds.

    It sounds like Q1E1M7 in here. https://t.co/P6rFQ31PQ9

    Quake SoundtrackThe official soundtrack for Quake by Trent Reznor.TRACKLIST:00:00 Quake Theme05:08 Aftermath07:34 The Hall of Souls15:55 It Is Raped22:00 Parallel Dimensions...YouTube
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/02/tweet-539804762992947200/ in the Twitter collection.

41. RT @djfood: Last chance to grab a download of my @dustandgrooves ‘Influences’ mix before the file gets deleted tomorrow http://t.co/IRxnVES…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/12/01/tweet-539332758082813953/ in the Twitter collection.

42. RT @BastardySkull: @granitetide @hilare_belloc i sign this message with my pgp key. i put on my robe and wizards hat

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/29/tweet-538877338654871552/ in the Twitter collection.

43. Today, I’m thankful to you, first poster, for posting a Negatron (https://t.co/kRtMUlYrDm) to the entire list:

    Negatron SpeaksProvided to YouTube by Ninja TuneNegatron Speaks · Kid KoalaSome Of My Best Friends Are DJs℗ Ninja TuneMusic Publisher: Just Isn't MusicAuto-generated by Yo...YouTube

    http://t.co/e7KrkBDAa7

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/27/tweet-538012316500238336/ in the Twitter collection.

44. ACT I: Introduce protagonist ℗ to a new marketing email category.

    II: ℗ faces password reset, delete-my-account flows.

    III: ℗ checks mail.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/27/tweet-538003289502400513/ in the Twitter collection.

45. RT @bnrsso: It’s Pig Latin for “BOLD”: http://t.co/ItqIB7W9V2

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/26/tweet-537847401189761024/ in the Twitter collection.

46. RT @whimsley: New on the blog: “Why Canada should de-activate Uber”. #ubertoronto. http://t.co/Yag7VIRgip

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/23/tweet-536566356221513728/ in the Twitter collection.

47. RT @debcha: @Dymaxion @justinpickard Yeah—like many unexamined hierarchies, it serves the more-valued group nearly as poorly as the less-va…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/23/tweet-536554866454192128/ in the Twitter collection.

48. Highlander was a documentary. And the events happened in real time.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/21/tweet-535882186948222976/ in the Twitter collection.

49. 🎅

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/20/tweet-535638697190780928/ in the Twitter collection.

50. @maradine j moves the cursor “down” in vi.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/20/tweet-535544254269890560/ in the Twitter collection.

51. No, it’s a scar I got beating the crap outta the last jerk who asked if I had styptic pen all over my face. I’m hairless. Yeah, genetics.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/20/tweet-535498736227471361/ in the Twitter collection.

52. Support Our Secret Troops

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/18/tweet-534881083330813953/ in the Twitter collection.

53. RT @grahamvsworld: 15:04:55 xxxxxx | uhm, a recruiter just followed me on flickr 15:04:57 xxxxxx | god damnit

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/18/tweet-534740535261425664/ in the Twitter collection.

54. Https://t.co/zuKIR9e6TP

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/18/tweet-534728493032951809/ in the Twitter collection.

55. RT @headhntr: The @EFF is helping launch a new, free Certificate Authority to dramatically increase encrypted Internet traffic https://t.co…

    t.co / Xt.co
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/18/tweet-534728241454407680/ in the Twitter collection.

56. @maradine I’d say he’s getting real. I’ve played Odell Lake.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/16/tweet-534208407306108928/ in the Twitter collection.

57. RT @ranjit: Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask o…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/15/tweet-533753975397285888/ in the Twitter collection.

58. RT @seanmcarroll: Erwin Schrödinger’s daughter, as quoted by Jim Hartle: “I think my father just didn’t like cats.”

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/15/tweet-533695137713377281/ in the Twitter collection.

59. Bro-cut’s gawk work is heck of quick but can’t be quicker than not.

    Dirty rule of thumb: bro-cut -d adds about 10x latency to a pipeline.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/14/tweet-533461385858936832/ in the Twitter collection.

60. So @richtener got me a KITAN⭐️CLUB sushi cat, and, https://t.co/XN7YF2cIRw

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    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/14/tweet-533395900698075137/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

61. @textfiles that’s pretty cheap for a Bowie shirt. http://t.co/ehvf4ibxBk

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/14/tweet-533369444332879873/ in the Twitter collection.

62. RT @BonzoESC: http://t.co/2e6ev2fYzI

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/13/tweet-533101079446048768/ in the Twitter collection.

63. If you own systems in EC2 and aren’t auditing “the inventory problem” for hosts, users, secrets, and ACLs, you’re gonna have a bad time.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/13/tweet-532981278362963968/ in the Twitter collection.

64. RT @tinysubversions: Jodorowsky’s tweet: brilliant but canceled during fundraising. A screencap of his drafts has been hugely influential. …

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/13/tweet-532913333192499200/ in the Twitter collection.

65. WELCOME TO OUR NOTIFICATION CENTER.

    NOTICE THERE IS NO “P” IN IT.

    https://t.co/2tIQ5Xdxky

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/12/tweet-532797729496260608/ in the Twitter collection.

66. [Alvin Lucier’s “I Am Sitting in a Room”] too many cooks

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/12/tweet-532587532580442112/ in the Twitter collection.

67. RT @phette23: Bots should always punch up, never punch down: http://t.co/uzy5lpdCxt from last year’s #botsummit but new to me

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/11/tweet-532415046530256896/ in the Twitter collection.

68. RT @FioraAeterna: .@NSA_PR too many spooks spoil the NIST

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/11/tweet-532356118400339968/ in the Twitter collection.

69. RT @dinodaizovi: A mathematical proof that training users to not click bad links will never work:

    THERE EXISTS A BUZZFEED SUCH THAT IT IS …

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/11/tweet-532191407662829568/ in the Twitter collection.

70. Aww, this leaky paper coffee cup got 1997 web design all over my desk. =[ https://t.co/ZIX7dmn8Pn

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    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/10/tweet-531896865566912512/ in the Twitter collection.

71. Https://t.co/ZVDPfzojDk is excellent.

    Sign in - Google Accountst.co

    Worth noting: bug programs skirt the line of spec work, don’t hate the players, etc.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/10/tweet-531893623873236993/ in the Twitter collection.

72. Upstairs neighbor has put two bird feeders on our shared fire escape. One apparently unforeseen gravitational phenomenon: bird food falls.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/09/tweet-531493916931923968/ in the Twitter collection.

73. Could God hide a sysop that even He couldn’t find with traditional tradecraft, CMU research, the FBI, ICE HSI, Europol, and Eurojust?

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/07/tweet-530931147652358144/ in the Twitter collection.

74. RT @grahamvsworld: This is high art https://t.co/NyMTxtBEWA

    - YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.t.co
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/06/tweet-530466247306399745/ in the Twitter collection.

75. RT @kitchentuition: this is surely a terrible idea.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/06/tweet-530438763248640000/ in the Twitter collection.

76. @mckt_ you’ll blow y’er monitor up!

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/05/tweet-530045186231902208/ in the Twitter collection.

77. This morning, a man walked past our tech shuttle bus stop, and he said, “Jeeze, is there a factory for you guys?”

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/05/tweet-530043465019564032/ in the Twitter collection.

78. @michaelcoyote bold words.

    Damn it. [I flip a coin again]

    @michaelcoyote bold words.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/04/tweet-529716447203692544/ in the Twitter collection.

79. Does Markdown use text or (text)[link]?

    One markdown hack is to pretend that [] are heads and () are tails, then use a coin toss.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/04/tweet-529705484685541377/ in the Twitter collection.

80. Here’s an arbitrarily cropped thumbnail.

    Here’s a resized and framed smaller un-cropped thumbnail.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/04/tweet-529680049780174848/ in the Twitter collection.

81. ⌘-L, !imdb “An elaborate Blade Runner “enhance” scene as parody of the average experience with web service image lightboxes. (2014)”

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/04/tweet-529678963770028032/ in the Twitter collection.

82. Please join me in #logoff on Freenode. The gimmick is that it’s an IRC channel that tells you to log off.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/03/tweet-529486340815990784/ in the Twitter collection.

83. Jazzed that I was able to find an unopened, 2003 @goincase guitar gig bag.

    Bonus: tag b-side product placement: https://t.co/2fn3j98tiX

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/11/03/tweet-529481530460995584/ in the Twitter collection.

84. RT @animaldrumss: @DinkMagic [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps.…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/30/tweet-528031191845572608/ in the Twitter collection.

85. RT @richtener: Our new Evernote security site is live! Check it out for our security overview and more: https://t.co/8NaM1Er66i

    Security Overview | EvernoteOur note taking app helps you capture and prioritize ideas, projects and to-do lists, so nothing falls through the cracks. Start your free trial today!t.co
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/30/tweet-527894750423040000/ in the Twitter collection.

86. I’m really digging @textual, an OS X IRC client:

    • Logging disabled by default
    • ZNC integration
    • Great themes

    http://t.co/PKoqlvQjlN

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/28/tweet-527157988964827136/ in the Twitter collection.

87. Smh if your desktop wallpaper isn’t a wallpaper pattern, e.g., this rad old k10k pixelpattern. http://t.co/PWYvPQYVJj http://t.co/5zA0B01Jrj

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/26/tweet-526472176921100288/ in the Twitter collection.

88. RT @xorbyte: Evernote’s “Security” page https://t.co/lEc5ytq4gd is a model that other online services should aspire to for transparency and…

    Security Overview | EvernoteOur note taking app helps you capture and prioritize ideas, projects and to-do lists, so nothing falls through the cracks. Start your free trial today!t.co
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/25/tweet-526043308603101185/ in the Twitter collection.

89. @BART_ebooks http://t.co/U6bikTbnje

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/23/tweet-525519996336996352/ in the Twitter collection.

90. @tqbf the sfbay-DFIR meetup birds-of-a-feathered re: hiring for DFIR last month, so next week we’re gonna have a panel about it. Interested?

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/23/tweet-525313959360864257/ in the Twitter collection.

91. Bought a Stratocaster in ’95, came in a cat-pissed gig bag I never use. Got the bag out tonight to use. My cat peed on my bed immediately.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/22/tweet-525173281435832321/ in the Twitter collection.

92. RT @ibogost: “Escape from Microsoft Word” http://t.co/lmFH63QO3Q via @nybooks

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/22/tweet-524953411209277440/ in the Twitter collection.

93. RT @ibogost: Here’s @tinysubversions killing it again at XOXO: https://t.co/6PAxMEbU9t

    Darius Kazemi, Tiny Subversions - XOXO Festival (2014)Most people are lucky if they finish a couple side projects in a year. Last year, Darius Kazemi released 72, averaging one every five days. His projects fall...YouTube
    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/21/tweet-524619048273727488/ in the Twitter collection.

94. RT @hashbreaker: Slides online for my “Making sure crypto stays insecure” talk at #h2hc: http://t.co/Gspou7RFHP #terrorism #drugs #pedophil…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/19/tweet-523871714636091393/ in the Twitter collection.

95. Do any browsers have an alternative URL copy, e.g. ⇧⌘C, that will get the bare URL and strip the GET parameters? Shit is out of control.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/17/tweet-523133442993557504/ in the Twitter collection.

96. “Let’s Go Giants” to the tune of “Suicide is Painless”, on 1, 2, 3…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/16/tweet-522978268148801536/ in the Twitter collection.

97. I’m sitting in a cardboard box with TIME MACHINE written on it.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/16/tweet-522798924512239616/ in the Twitter collection.

98. RT @animaldrumss: Doctor: your son has severe depression
    Parents: but he always says life is extremely good shit
    Doctor: yeah its ironic de…

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/16/tweet-522765744384126976/ in the Twitter collection.

99. Vulnerability logos : airline food bits : : hackers : hacks.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/15/tweet-522472662392524800/ in the Twitter collection.

100. These em-BAR-goes are making me THIRSTY!

     These EMBAR-goes are MA-king me Thirsty!

     These embargoes are making THIR-sty!

     No?

     Yeah, no.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522090839124635649/ in the Twitter collection.

101. San Francisco Vote by Mail Ballot Konami Coce: YES on new taxes, NO on bonds, YES for judges, NO on obstruction, party line everywhere else.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522064773207187456/ in the Twitter collection.

102. RT @textfiles: Kermit-face. http://t.co/0dbCXkUkeN

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522054628842561537/ in the Twitter collection.

103. The hacker, known only as n4rc1ss1st, demands feels, <3’s, unity, and one love. Empower the planet.

     3J98t1WpEZ73CNmQviecrnyiWrnqRhWNLy

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522046100023169024/ in the Twitter collection.

104. “More to come, keep showing your support” is the best appropriation of political rhetoric for hokey ripper self-promotion I’ve seen all day.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/14/tweet-522044169083043840/ in the Twitter collection.

105. That 2014 thing where the masthead swoops down in an animation right over the text you’re reading, as if to say “FUCK YOU FOR READING THIS!”

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/13/tweet-521821711293878272/ in the Twitter collection.

106. Hey Chuckles,

     It’s called the fundamental attribution error, not the fundamental attribution theory.

     xoxo

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/13/tweet-521747776267239424/ in the Twitter collection.

107. The San Francisco Neo-Futurists really get me. https://t.co/fccs0VKZLo

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     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/11/tweet-521040790596771840/ in the Twitter collection.

108. I assumed The Dropbox Dude soccer thing was a skit, then I assumed it was real but that the Dudes were a The Yes Men project, then, I just 😞

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/10/tweet-520703288761532416/ in the Twitter collection.

109. RT @chipmonkey: A must read. http://t.co/ovMkqXAK8b

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/08/tweet-519879124148432896/ in the Twitter collection.

110. If you use the time machine to see futuresouth.us reveal that Yahoo Sports was an inside job again and again and again, turn to page 7.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/07/tweet-519580817060683776/ in the Twitter collection.

111. If you use the time machine to travel to 1990s and prevent Shellshock from being added to bash, turn to page 93.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/07/tweet-519579958067220480/ in the Twitter collection.

112. Oh, I see you have Calibre here too, nice, whatcha readin? [scans list of all books on disk and blasts them off to http://t.co/9mT9phl9zN]

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/07/tweet-519506994990837761/ in the Twitter collection.

113. Lord Jesus,

     I pray for the souls that let goo.gl into their life and can’t escape it. I pray that their search doesn’t shorten, needlessly

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/06/tweet-519352704858980352/ in the Twitter collection.

114. @maradine Normally, yeah, but I managed to transfer the two gallons of Dick Clarkleywine left to a keg with a working OUT poppet. NYE saved!

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/06/tweet-519329740620972032/ in the Twitter collection.

115. In home brewing, very few failures’re catastrophic but the closest ones surprise you with gallons of beer all over the damned floor.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/06/tweet-519325834025242624/ in the Twitter collection.

116. Reading up on Prop G, I was just reminded that I live in District 9. Oh my.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/06/tweet-519249572674027520/ in the Twitter collection.

117. A telling flaw in http://t.co/dwIWk8jz12:

     The author uses it’s incorrectly and its correctly in the same sentence of the eighth paragraph.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/06/tweet-519217346733301760/ in the Twitter collection.

118. THIS IS A TEST OF THE RANDO SECURITY ADVICE SYSTEM

     WE CANNOT PUT “CLICKING LINKS IN EMAIL” BACK INTHE BOTTLE

     THIS WAS A TEST OF THE RAN–

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/06/tweet-519207183456563201/ in the Twitter collection.

119. Idk, when my dad caught me adding markdown to a textarea, he made me write an entire python webapp in a textarea. I puked all afternoon!

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/06/tweet-519144159089676288/ in the Twitter collection.

120. I still assume that every open ended question from a stranger in fall and spring on lists and IRC is a university homework question. =[

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/06/tweet-519131053743550464/ in the Twitter collection.

121. The weather in San Francisco today just can’t even. https://t.co/HFX3ZAfrfK

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     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/03/tweet-518168984013639680/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

122. A quality brewing thermometer can double as a no-HVAC misery index. https://t.co/k3wPWj1VqZ

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     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/02/tweet-517869769605660673/ in the Twitter collection.

123. @mckt_ I love time travel movies.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/01/tweet-517503913247776768/ in the Twitter collection.

124. RT @fun_cuddles: http://t.co/aTdxkTY3vV Just think of “bash” like a nightclub… No Symantec, no.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/01/tweet-517367503643627520/ in the Twitter collection.

125. @alexcpsec Nothing ever, ideally.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/01/tweet-517362542478229504/ in the Twitter collection.

126. .
     M
     A
     R
     K
     D
     O
     W
     Nope. http://t.co/qb2d2dBYtc

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/01/tweet-517361397575860224/ in the Twitter collection.

127. The Tarsnap bounty page is my new favorite bounty page: http://t.co/DWGbQPg8NI

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/10/01/tweet-517339859287932929/ in the Twitter collection.

128. VOLUME PROTECTED
     ENTER PASSWORD:

     > SPOOPY http://t.co/E40NxltUEE

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/29/tweet-516803986469314560/ in the Twitter collection.

129. RT @grahamvsworld: STOP DOING ALL OTHER THINGS AND WATCH https://t.co/HOpbNIpYzJ

     The Simpsons | Travel Into The Future Couch GagAcademy Award-nominated animator/filmmaker Don Hertzfeldt (http://www.bitterfilms.com) answers the question of what it would look like if The Simpsons went f...YouTube
     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/29/tweet-516730261526941699/ in the Twitter collection.

130. RT @kalebhorton: Here’s a page from my Cheers spec, which was written in 1986 for the purposes of this joke. http://t.co/pg9XbwlSRN

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/29/tweet-516705052078002176/ in the Twitter collection.

131. Budweiser Presents: Real Men of Genius

     Today, we salute you, mister “() { :; }; echo bashcve>>/var/log/httpd/bashcve.txt” user agent haver.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/29/tweet-516648659883012098/ in the Twitter collection.

132. You can tell the Tumblr security bloggers from the Wordpress and Blogspot security bloggers because the Tumblr bloggers use ping -fAap 31337

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/29/tweet-516608072748261376/ in the Twitter collection.

133. (clicker) https://t.co/hh1UOjShht

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     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/28/tweet-516430751043026944/ in the Twitter collection.

134. I almost let 2014 go without having a Giants homerun dog. ⚾️ https://t.co/mpfqPhPUwx

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     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/28/tweet-516340704130252801/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

135. 🐟🐟 http://t.co/oaqM0YMZJl 2.1.1 🐟🐟

     A helpful contributor already updated Homebrew and added a pkill to facilitate: https://t.co/uO9v8AQLOt

     fish 2.1.1 · Homebrew/legacy-homebrew@5081546💀 The former home of Homebrew/homebrew (deprecated) - fish 2.1.1 · Homebrew/legacy-homebrew@5081546GitHub
     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/28/tweet-516278247143661568/ in the Twitter collection.

136. @CrucialCarl I think that’s called red teaming.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/27/tweet-515982256377036800/ in the Twitter collection.

137. “For a secure time, call…”

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/26/tweet-515631817727045632/ in the Twitter collection.

138. I like the low barrier to entry of ELK NSM stacks, I just see… no added value in a dashboard of pie charts and event volume histograms.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/25/tweet-515166990516764672/ in the Twitter collection.

139. @wadebaker all ‘growing’s can be replaced with present ‘are’ or elided. 6 can go both ways: security likes hardening and patches.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/24/tweet-515028303942389763/ in the Twitter collection.

140. An ordinal scale of cartoon character names.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/24/tweet-514839117260025857/ in the Twitter collection.

141. By the time most of us get a pet of our own, in our early 20s, everyone that loves us is so tired our poor decisions that they just watch.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/23/tweet-514662067064688640/ in the Twitter collection.

142. RT @susie_c: “The sharing economy is not an app. It’s a mindset.” This is some evil, bad faith shit. https://t.co/n5dBT73TAM

     Home | Freelancers UnionFreelancers Union is a non-profit organization serving as a support system for independent workers through advocacy, education, and benefits. So, whether youFreelancers Union
     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/22/tweet-514259756534345728/ in the Twitter collection.

143. 2015 is gonna be the year of iCloud on the desktop.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/22/tweet-514226490460749825/ in the Twitter collection.

144. RT @animaldrumss: Thoreau’s fun woods vacation was cut short when he learned that fish dont really keep money in the river bank. they don’t…

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/21/tweet-513939228124643328/ in the Twitter collection.

145. RT @dril: im developing an app called “mr. beer”. you can use it to ask mr. beer if beer is his favorite drink and he might say yes. mr. be…

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/18/tweet-512700756961402880/ in the Twitter collection.

146. RT @grahamvsworld: I was going to go as as the security industry for Halloween but I can’t find a clown costume that’s both scary and campy…

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/16/tweet-511991557449605120/ in the Twitter collection.

147. Maybe I read SIASL too early but I only ever hear “grok” to be a kinda stupid martiansplaining that free love is like, totally OK, babes.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/15/tweet-511597706813272064/ in the Twitter collection.

148. RT @ibogost: The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World, by Ishmael, sailor. http://t.co/rUI…

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/14/tweet-511382719717076992/ in the Twitter collection.

149. @grahamvsworld it’s the haircut. And maybe that I was only in his store to extract wealth (from the ATM) and not to buy anything.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/13/tweet-510925310570024960/ in the Twitter collection.

150. Liquor store owner just told me I look like Travis. Travis? Yeah man, the CEO of Uber.

     I think he just told me to go fuck myself, idk.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/13/tweet-510905549559709697/ in the Twitter collection.

151. RT @animaldrumss: ah fuck. neighbor captured and ate my son, and it’s legal under “get your dinner” laws. can’t get mad at him though, he d…

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/12/tweet-510675085800112128/ in the Twitter collection.

152. “ADVERTISEMENT” –Forbes. (2014) Thought Of The Day. Retrieved September 12, 2014, from http://t.co/FOdEg2N01e http://t.co/3EM7Q4d1vn

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/12/tweet-510473127529172992/ in the Twitter collection.

153. @alexeirrm @grahamvsworld I just bought a pair for @vurtyou and I. Hooray beer!

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/11/tweet-510277331789692929/ in the Twitter collection.

154. Https://t.co/8n76mS4vyw is fun to read in the tone of a conscription service draft letter for a sub-light speed seed ship fleet.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/10/tweet-509884788174360576/ in the Twitter collection.

155. Say what you will about the tenets of GNU getopt_long, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/10/tweet-509821221651746816/ in the Twitter collection.

156. Searchin’
     Seek and destroy [all notifications]
     Searchin’
     Seek and destroy [all notifications]
     Searchin’
     Seek and destroy [all notifications]

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/08/tweet-509200097628794883/ in the Twitter collection.

157. RT @quinnnorton: Reddit, you’re a misogynistic, racist, hateful cesspool, and I look forward to your demise. http://t.co/EcLaBBMrY5

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/07/tweet-508646091936366593/ in the Twitter collection.

158. I’m enjoying the heck out of Posner’s argument: http://t.co/AlFgGZ1tBy

     Indiana: “Free Riders!”
     Posner: “Don’t be a dick, Indiana.”

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/06/tweet-508299141101809664/ in the Twitter collection.

159. RT @shanley: Fuck markdown use HTML

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/04/tweet-507749559833882626/ in the Twitter collection.

160. RT @ModFarm: Time is a flat circle. RT @kerryrm
     I read a new issue of @ModFarm the way I used to pour over a new @WIRED magazine back in 19…

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/04/tweet-507740452187947008/ in the Twitter collection.

161. –ally arbitrary patternless crap, and an HCI anti-pattern. At least WordPerfect, which required function-key reference cards, had a system.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/04/tweet-507702227038126080/ in the Twitter collection.

162. Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, re–

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/04/tweet-507699508323422209/ in the Twitter collection.

163. While I’m catching up on today’s topics and top-posting without reading the god damned threads: ASCII markup, as a thing, is really, really,

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/04/tweet-507699415230849024/ in the Twitter collection.

164. ~17 years ago I joined everyone else in the store and quit in a walk-out of a McDonald’s job over a creep manager + pay: a luxury most lack.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/04/tweet-507696166905995265/ in the Twitter collection.

165. Every time new package manager is created, entropy gives chaos a high five and then offers a down-low only to pull it in at the last second.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/03/tweet-507234288459210752/ in the Twitter collection.

166. RT @silicon_dril: marc andreesen… habve you seen this guy. fuck him. he talks shit even though his money pile is made of netscape instead…

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/03/tweet-507201991995432960/ in the Twitter collection.

167. Reminder: Reddit’s position on free speech is an accountability dodge and their only exceptions (e.g. doxxing) are mere self-defense.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/09/01/tweet-506478599772205056/ in the Twitter collection.

168. I like to think there’s a dog butt sticking outta the antipodes of 45th and Sloat Ave, in the Pacific, tail wagging. http://t.co/KfAXlUQLKY

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/31/tweet-506176638191951872/ in the Twitter collection.

169. A happy stout in front of a sleeping clarkleywine. https://t.co/ict05nI4qN

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/31/tweet-506153853792706560/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

170. I’m the operator
     With my pocket calculator
     I’m the operator
     With my pocket calculator

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/29/tweet-505485559595155457/ in the Twitter collection.

171. Systems built to record and produce everything a human does should be built to record and produce everything the system’s users do.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/27/tweet-504786710115270657/ in the Twitter collection.

172. In Area 51, the United States government has alien muffler technology that works on even the most primitive human motorcycles.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/27/tweet-504777964408422400/ in the Twitter collection.

173. The most un-thing possible is to keep bringing up thing. Only Smurfs do that.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/27/tweet-504681036572151809/ in the Twitter collection.

174. I found a station somewhere in my Sonos called Chill. It plays chill music. Every few tunes, a bumper whispers “IT’S TIME TO CHILL.”

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/27/tweet-504679618620575744/ in the Twitter collection.

175. So that is why our security product that records everything everyone does doesn’t record what the analysts do with the product. Make sense?

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/26/tweet-504401460184875009/ in the Twitter collection.

176. You see, if The Great Scribe had to write down that he was writing down everything that happened, we’d have a recursion problem.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/26/tweet-504401220069363712/ in the Twitter collection.

177. RT @Pinboard: This is basically how I feel speaking at tech conferences. Except, 1000 times less funky: http://t.co/L6n3ITJ52v

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/26/tweet-504285916521717760/ in the Twitter collection.

178. A thing I keep noticing is lamentations about how people specialize in ways that are consistent but not convenient to capital.

     i d g i

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/26/tweet-504284455091982336/ in the Twitter collection.

179. “Racked” the smoked porter to a keg tonight. In hindsight, “Two extra pounds of 2-row? Put it on the pizza!” was really dumb. It’s too pale.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/24/tweet-503756264111742976/ in the Twitter collection.

180. RT @LobsterNews: Jacob Appelbaum - People Think They’re Exempt From NSA (2014) [1:03:57]
     https://t.co/n8nuIlcBFk
     https://t.co/EDXRVqmPqn

     Jacob Appelbaum - People Think They're Exempt From NSA (2014)Jacob Appelbaum discusses the fallacy of Americans thinking that they won't be targeted, passive and active surveillance methods, AI and human analyst system...YouTubeJacob Appelbaum - People Think They're Exempt From NSA (2014) [1:03:57]1 commentLobsters
     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/24/tweet-503715779297017856/ in the Twitter collection.

181. The truffle-man, utterly defeated by capital, offered the Redbull to bystanders. With no takers, he shrugged and placed it on empty ground.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/24/tweet-503680181832548353/ in the Twitter collection.

182. Dolores Park: Redbull reps gave a man selling vegan gluten+sugar+weed-free truffles a can of Redbull. They didn’t have sugar-free Redbull.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/24/tweet-503678434896510976/ in the Twitter collection.

183. 🚲
     THIS IS NOT A LOUD PIPES.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/24/tweet-503621489514401792/ in the Twitter collection.

184. Just got an email from griz@sanfranciscobrewcraft.com.

     Spooky.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/22/tweet-502986443652755457/ in the Twitter collection.

185. Caravaggio’s Narcissus, but in a stupid black NO I WILL NOT FIX YOUR COMPUTER t-shirt, forever gazing into a pool of their own exploits.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/22/tweet-502877494207197186/ in the Twitter collection.

186. RT @yoz: Living the INEPTICON future: giant faceless corporations track my dreams, my every move, and yet somehow guess my sexuality wrong

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/22/tweet-502833719648870401/ in the Twitter collection.

187. If there’s a sticky sweet explosion in the mission tonight please rm my NAS and have somafm play those sick death metal Weezer covers.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/21/tweet-502655794018811904/ in the Twitter collection.

188. These bottles of ginger ale were the exact same size when fermentation started Sunday. https://t.co/VswGqk9GDV

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     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/21/tweet-502654676186460160/ in the Twitter collection.

189. Try on each of these Village People outfits, and this clown costume. What? I’m the Chief Costume Operations Officer, that’s why!

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/21/tweet-502633049390321664/ in the Twitter collection.

190. RT @crdavies: I’m hiring for the #security team at @atlassian - Who’s up for the challenge! #infosecjobs http://t.co/3zZLiTSmvI

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/21/tweet-502451737660116992/ in the Twitter collection.

191. RT @Pinboard: Delete all you want; I’m an archivist! http://t.co/PZHD0WrTRE

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/19/tweet-501920654803755009/ in the Twitter collection.

192. RT @richtener: Evernote enables DMARC to fight email spam: http://t.co/hKcfAqh7Bf #dmarc #security

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/18/tweet-501506567653441538/ in the Twitter collection.

193. Medical Engineer

     Requirements
     • Cardiology of Humans, cats, & robots
     • HIPPA, SOX, DNA
     • Able to code
     • Culture fit
     • Passion
     • Homeopathy

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/18/tweet-501457061360574464/ in the Twitter collection.

194. ~ brew install smoked porter https://t.co/851860sbiA

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     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/16/tweet-500812289973288963/ in the Twitter collection.

195. RT @webster: Alright, it’s a Tumblr! Submit! http://t.co/bgEiCHliTD #httpshaming cc: @ioerror @locks

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/16/tweet-500696414200950787/ in the Twitter collection.

196. Always be procrustean shaming.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/15/tweet-500368323456950272/ in the Twitter collection.

197. [mutes phone] [unmutes phone again] Sorry everyone that was me, I like to use sirens to freak out my dogs but my kids hate it [mutes phone]

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/15/tweet-500343655362990080/ in the Twitter collection.

198. [i furrow my brow] yeah this table of data in this email is way too intense. make it a link, to like, a dashboard of stoplights or something

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/15/tweet-500339483720445956/ in the Twitter collection.

199. @coaxmetal unironically: Blowfish Sushi at Bryant and 20th.

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/13/tweet-499726217260433408/ in the Twitter collection.

200. Https://t.co/x6bN2SQMbZ

     You're gonna need all that bass!HilariousYouTube
     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/13/tweet-499664557481013250/ in the Twitter collection.

201. Http://t.co/tiRZoRlP98

     Posted on Twitter over 11 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/12/tweet-499371026434637824/ in the Twitter collection.

202. RT @PaulsBoutiqueVC: Paul’s Boutique — A Visual Companion (VIDEO). http://t.co/l90cCtPoPK via @egotripland

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/09/tweet-498289491224702977/ in the Twitter collection.

203. RT @jeffnoon: Pixel Count, as issued today by the Met Office:
     Medium High to High, then Low Resolution later.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/09/tweet-498179988172984320/ in the Twitter collection.

204. RT @johnmdav: Reading an old Philip K. Dick interview, and this might be one of my favorite literary quotes ever: http://t.co/plANzsEUmm

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/08/tweet-497905355280482304/ in the Twitter collection.

205. RT @plibin: The world does not have enough UI controls labeled “destroy”.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/08/tweet-497864954691584001/ in the Twitter collection.

206. Echo -n $”NO ONE CAN BE TOLD what the dollar signs in the nessusd init script’s start() and stop() echos are for.”

     NO ONE.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/08/tweet-497859205991112704/ in the Twitter collection.

207. For as low as $120 I will tell you the world is a scary place and that Alex Holden has selected a shameful business model.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/06/tweet-497220696016035840/ in the Twitter collection.

208. I’m told there are human beings that when told about photoDNA have privacy grievances? Are we SURE they’re human?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/05/tweet-496831962548428800/ in the Twitter collection.

209. RT @GammaGroupPR: Here at Gamma International, we’ve run out of governments to sell to, so we’re opening up sales to the general public!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/05/tweet-496691991724318722/ in the Twitter collection.

210. A lot of threat intelligence has the contextual value of whispering the time to someone that isn’t a buddy and didn’t ask if you had it.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/04/tweet-496405494643171330/ in the Twitter collection.

211. RT @borderlands_sf: “What do we want?”
     “Time Travel!”
     “When do we want it?”
     “That’s irrelevant!”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/02/tweet-495680838970126336/ in the Twitter collection.

212. Http://t.co/YT7UKOnwvi

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/02/tweet-495632844400504832/ in the Twitter collection.

213. Rad, @AmosGoldbaum is a real person and his shirts I see everyone wearing aren’t the unlicensed merch I had stupidly assumed they were.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/02/tweet-495630694534500352/ in the Twitter collection.

214. RT @quinnnorton: My talk from Hope on small adversaries: http://t.co/ouhZziX5Ot w/ Voldemort, My Little Pony, Oprah/Bees, & a fucking impor…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/02/tweet-495603431780794368/ in the Twitter collection.

215. Oh I’ll add “neat” because it was neat [types near and can’t read it after staring at the sun reflecting off a cloud a.k.a the rainbow]

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/01/tweet-495384259491016704/ in the Twitter collection.

216. A near little blinding ball of a rainbow over Sutro. https://t.co/1fQXuNeUyP

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/01/tweet-495382939706736640/ in the Twitter collection.

217. You don’t get to blow the whistle though. There are rules.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/01/tweet-495315140460306432/ in the Twitter collection.

218. If you are emphatic enough with the conductor about how sure you are that you swiped your Clipper card they have to let you drive the train.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/01/tweet-495314707327098880/ in the Twitter collection.

219. @grahamvsworld I pick you!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/01/tweet-495309580956880897/ in the Twitter collection.

220. RT @cowclicker: Remember that time you clicked on pictures of a cow?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/08/01/tweet-495300371598700544/ in the Twitter collection.

221. A software update for Microsoft Office added Microsoft Lync to my dock. Cool shitty trick, Microsoft.

     Software
     Y
     No one wants
     E
     R
     Get out
     Y

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/31/tweet-495091198076272640/ in the Twitter collection.

222. RT @aka_fatman: Mayor McCheese: JESUS CHRIST, Ronald! You shot him! He was just taking hamburgers.

     Ronald McDonald: He won’t no more.

     Gri…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/31/tweet-495055923799261186/ in the Twitter collection.

223. Bob, would you say that’s a vast array or a wide array?

     Oh, I’d say it’s a wide array, Jim.

     And the findings? Are they key?

     Very key.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/31/tweet-494883308195442689/ in the Twitter collection.

224. Four years, I’ve brewed a barleywine in summer to open at a New Years party somewhere.

     Ima call this one “Dick Clarkleywine”, in memoriam.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/30/tweet-494706407053082625/ in the Twitter collection.

225. RT @Pinboard: Productivity tip: add [EOM] to the subject line of your emails. While the recipient goes to Google what ‘EOM’ means, you can …

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/30/tweet-494694286659559425/ in the Twitter collection.

226. Wheezy, apache2, mod_wsgi, python 2.7, and graphite-web in a virtualenv.

     Impossible? I believe so, Bob.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/30/tweet-494541686043734016/ in the Twitter collection.

227. RT @boring_as_heck: DEALER: You looking to buy any thinkpieces? I got that good Salon shit.
     ME: Got anything on the Kim Kardashian game?
     DE…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/30/tweet-494501758140678144/ in the Twitter collection.

228. @alexhutton I know, I know. =]

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/29/tweet-494329255753289730/ in the Twitter collection.

229. @alexhutton I’ve seen an exec require that of managers late to a meeting. It was… gross and embarrassing. The only late hacker: “What? No.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/29/tweet-494326726743166978/ in the Twitter collection.

230. RT @animaldrumss: [guy next to me takes out popcorn he snuck in] You want some?
     me: Yeah, pour it in here [pulls out bag marked 'Evidence f…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/29/tweet-494235012049281025/ in the Twitter collection.

231. ★☆☆☆☆
     The_Selfish_Brand, by Dick Dawkins

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/29/tweet-494208398670299138/ in the Twitter collection.

232. @coaxmetal @vogon mayonnaise testing on humans should be outlawed internationally because it is cruel and also hella gross.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/28/tweet-493980048592883713/ in the Twitter collection.

233. RT @cory_foy: Just in case it goes away - probably one of the best Twitter exchanges ever http://t.co/Vl1tdlsQjP

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/28/tweet-493852922820567040/ in the Twitter collection.

234. Da haahh, da haahh
     Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
     Da haahh, da haahh
     Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

     http://t.co/T9qCm1iXdz

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/28/tweet-493811797955063808/ in the Twitter collection.

235. @vogon I wonder if there’re events or corporate giving officers requiring “volunteers (sic) be payed minimum wage or better, in $ not swag”.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/28/tweet-493783687105105920/ in the Twitter collection.

236. RT @konklone: I did it everyone, a perfect 100% A+ SSL rating for my website, I only had to completely block most of the Internet http://t.…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/28/tweet-493760432092360705/ in the Twitter collection.

237. RT @NeinQuarterly: A hermeneutic circle walks into a bar. Orders a round. Charged for two. Leaves none the wiser.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/26/tweet-493203978293751808/ in the Twitter collection.

238. Untitled https://t.co/tglVSPYAmp

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/26/tweet-493184373605150720/ in the Twitter collection.

239. Untitled https://t.co/l7IN90WEtw

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/26/tweet-493183962479480832/ in the Twitter collection.

240. Has San Francisco’s Kite Hill ever been to César Chávez Park? http://t.co/qXTUArpHfH

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/26/tweet-493147970745819137/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

241. RT @easyDNS: DON’T USE NSLOOKUP. EVER. THAT IS ALL.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/24/tweet-492531295235620864/ in the Twitter collection.

242. Vault doors at the old San Francisco U.S. Mint. https://t.co/QH03ViHDz3

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/24/tweet-492506630206922752/ in the Twitter collection.

243. The sleeves look like they’re way too long on this silly black t-shirt but I’d still buy it. (http://t.co/87M5fCoUmm) http://t.co/AnCzoBIwJK

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/23/tweet-492048302288797696/ in the Twitter collection.

244. @4Dgifts eh, the term is out of the genie bottle at this point isn’t it? Every time I see it griefed it’s close reading of a generous text.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/22/tweet-491754291049533440/ in the Twitter collection.

245. @4Dgifts their intent is positive, is the problem really their jargon?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/22/tweet-491750972923076608/ in the Twitter collection.

246. RT @ssoper: Star Trek + Lil Jon + GIF stabilization = oddly mesmerizing mashup http://t.co/zPlbnmzyuE “Turn Down for Spock”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/22/tweet-491746672679321600/ in the Twitter collection.

247. Https://t.co/CnlWJnLCrC

     Toy Skeleton haunted and possessed - This Is Demonic CrazyThis was given by gypsy woman as a gift to a friend for Halloween. It's suppose to only sing and dance. But, something went horribly wrong after it stopped w...YouTube
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/22/tweet-491695846354743296/ in the Twitter collection.

248. Fortune 50 Devouring Its Acquisition – Francisco Goya

     http://t.co/aaU29R563R

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/22/tweet-491685717643259904/ in the Twitter collection.

249. RT @benjammingh: Video is up for ‘Handmade Security At Etsy’ from #DevOpsDays MSP. https://t.co/RiqPervYls Play along at home with https://…

     - YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.t.co
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/21/tweet-491256248306638848/ in the Twitter collection.

250. RT @reyjrar: Interested in doing Security Incident Management and willing to relocate to Amsterdam? DM me!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/21/tweet-491218244477284354/ in the Twitter collection.

251. Morozov: …infrastructure needed to abet this …should be free to use, hard to track, and open to new, subversive uses: http://t.co/LBOOwi46oe

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/20/tweet-490887109985570816/ in the Twitter collection.

252. @twindigo no don’t!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/19/tweet-490660327688634369/ in the Twitter collection.

253. RT @Shotwellsbar: Click warfare rages unchecked in the Mission tonight http://t.co/IUsnX00mQ0

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/19/tweet-490640007426629633/ in the Twitter collection.

254. RT @grahamvsworld: Is there anything more nonstop migraine-inducing, exasperated-sighing, eye-rolling than non-pragmatist security people?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/19/tweet-490530989118984192/ in the Twitter collection.

255. SOME OF THE COURSES ARE POISONOUS. LOL.

     FOOD ALLERGIES? HAHA FUCK YOU.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/19/tweet-490529011450142720/ in the Twitter collection.

256. COME TO MY NEW RESTAURANT IN THE FUCKING DESERT, ONLY OPEN IN AUGUST.

     THE ENTREE IS BETWEEN 23 COURSES IN 3 TRACKS. DESSERT: TOMORROW.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/19/tweet-490528735758520320/ in the Twitter collection.

257. To stow rack keyboard and monitor, insert fingers into the tiny bear traps on either side of the tray and depress the tiny levers in them.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/18/tweet-490251614658101248/ in the Twitter collection.

258. RT @securityhobo: My deployment of DNSSEC for BIND involves a pair of zip strips and a restraining order against @dakami

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/18/tweet-490230973858979841/ in the Twitter collection.

259. RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/pWm0zEK7Ih

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/18/tweet-490230663203655680/ in the Twitter collection.

260. No one can be told what a level-up is, but the fact that you got one is because this is a meritocracy.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/18/tweet-490214157040357377/ in the Twitter collection.

261. Someone described a flat white as “just some coffee with a lot of milk in it” so I made ‘em a short americano topped with whole milk.

     Oops.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/18/tweet-490181417058324480/ in the Twitter collection.

262. Cool cool cool.

     Comcast Business mined @charmsec’s .org tld administrative contact for dead-tree business marketing. So honored. #blessed

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/17/tweet-489818775068217346/ in the Twitter collection.

263. Connecting with literal brands: HISSSSSSSS

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/17/tweet-489812280687616000/ in the Twitter collection.

264. An Infosec Trope

     A: anyone heard of $vendor?
     B: no?
     B looks
     B: creepy
     A: yeah, A service no one would ever want done to themselves
     B: gross

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/17/tweet-489807320533069824/ in the Twitter collection.

265. The Catcher in the Rye gets better every year, but don’t identify with Holden so much dear, that’s how John Lennon got shot.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/16/tweet-489438513067089921/ in the Twitter collection.

266. RT @Pinboard: Most accurate video explanation of how SSL works that I have ever seen: http://t.co/BBFModPUM5 (thank you @cwjohnston)

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/15/tweet-489226870768947200/ in the Twitter collection.

267. A bicyclist that spits on passing corporate buses spit on a passing corporate bus again today.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/15/tweet-489222804546789378/ in the Twitter collection.

268. RT @Fart_Bringer: Good cop: just tell us where the drugs are, we can help you
     Bad cop: OK sir you’re free to go
     Good cop: Oh like bad at yo…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/15/tweet-489113512317177856/ in the Twitter collection.

269. @grahamvsworld well we reached the appropriate conclusion in the end anyhow. I’m going on break.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/15/tweet-489112153056497664/ in the Twitter collection.

270. From Around The Web
     [misogyny] [corporate misogyny] [alpha males] [alpha cars]
     [financial scam] [health scam] [mortality scam]

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/15/tweet-489089791644819456/ in the Twitter collection.

271. RT @substitute: Watching my entire state be trolled by a bored aristocrat

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/15/tweet-489047731155894273/ in the Twitter collection.

272. FFS

     Alias pythong=“/usr/bin/python”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/14/tweet-488743087447879680/ in the Twitter collection.

273. WTB: a MF Doom style mask (eye holes and no chin) with the Swedish Chef’s face on it.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/13/tweet-488522981954424832/ in the Twitter collection.

274. Brew install Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale http://t.co/VFNq7Mp8Tq

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/13/tweet-488436636913377280/ in the Twitter collection.

275. New glass in the sight glass, brutal install tolerances. https://t.co/9FEZNjB8Jw

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/13/tweet-488427555658006528/ in the Twitter collection.

276. A cool San Francisco landlord gimmick: never install window screens anywhere. We built our own last weekend, like god damned cavemen. Magic!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/13/tweet-488424667682578432/ in the Twitter collection.

277. Time is a flat @Welchs Fruit Snacks®.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/11/tweet-487641702794940416/ in the Twitter collection.

278. RT @ashk4n: New paper finds serious security flaws in Web-based Password Managers incl @LastPass and @RoboForm: http://t.co/Otr73IpojY @USE…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/10/tweet-487432930008903681/ in the Twitter collection.

279. RT @animaldrumss: And this, milady, is my electronic guitar. I paid for the whole neck but i only ever use the top half, since i’m soloing …

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/10/tweet-487404931574681602/ in the Twitter collection.

280. Http://t.co/e862OrEX7U

     It’s A-OK to hate a class of people, but generous to wonder if not everyone under 30 is in that class. Heartwarming.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/10/tweet-487304944534294531/ in the Twitter collection.

281. RT @silicon_dril: my cofounder is trying to stick my pitch deck (Pincus-Style) on the toilet with a refrigerator magnet. doesnt understand …

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/10/tweet-487290279095857152/ in the Twitter collection.

282. It is fun to mentally put “WE” in front of bossy signage like some parents do orders. “WE DO NOT STAND ON STEPS WHILE TRAIN IS IN MOTION.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/10/tweet-487269981059432448/ in the Twitter collection.

283. Jarry: And what’s the deal with Vendors and bugs?

     laugh-track

     Jarry: Yesterday angry mob? And today blogs?

     laugh-track

     applause

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/09/tweet-486945456954417152/ in the Twitter collection.

284. Hey remember that time when everyone lol’d about the Super Bowl broadcasting a whiteboard with a wifi password on it?

     That was awesome.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/09/tweet-486944400769945600/ in the Twitter collection.

285. Gonna to spend the day bouncing from design site to design site commenting “On the other hand, there is the Checkpoint logo.” on every post.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/09/tweet-486900364231593985/ in the Twitter collection.

286. ℗ excited tbqh.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/08/tweet-486593432773611520/ in the Twitter collection.

287. Every time I help some with a computer problem I end with “… because computers are stupid”. And not as a computer science joke, damnit.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/08/tweet-486526656526692352/ in the Twitter collection.

288. RT @JerrySeinfelt: Jerry’s girlfriend refuses to volunteer critical information but subsequently flies into a rage when he doesn’t ask for …

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/07/tweet-486315407129985024/ in the Twitter collection.

289. RT @astro_reid: Nice to fly over my hometown #Baltimore. Camden yards clearly visible. Go @Orioles http://t.co/kw5qhZ8gdB

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/07/tweet-486242887231762432/ in the Twitter collection.

290. Word association prompt: “locals”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/07/tweet-486189783459188737/ in the Twitter collection.

291. RT @animaldrumss: oh did i not capitalize the title of the monthly report? oops. my “mistake” [I move my mouse aside to reveal an anarchy s…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/06/tweet-486018662294228992/ in the Twitter collection.

292. RT @stevesilberman: SF fireworks in a nutshell. Hilarious photo via @erinbiba. http://t.co/g1D8CjH9wx

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/05/tweet-485667633727930368/ in the Twitter collection.

293. Can my coke dealer evict me out of my apartment in the Mission if I put screens in the windows myself?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/05/tweet-485602671168978945/ in the Twitter collection.

294. Why do I always get a warped one?!? Alt: …damned thing run Linux, etc. https://t.co/fmbH8pbuJf

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     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/05/tweet-485593718443880448/ in the Twitter collection.

295. RT @dannolan: http://t.co/KxsJUrTjjP

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/05/tweet-485540483947458560/ in the Twitter collection.

296. It is said that if the min-max goal of the algorithms coordinating Redwood City traffic and walk signals is ever determined, the universe w-

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/03/tweet-484826077835952128/ in the Twitter collection.

297. RT @mat: This is irresponsible and sleazy and exactly what people hate about startups sucking the life out of San Francisco https://t.co/pq…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/03/tweet-484825752743841792/ in the Twitter collection.

298. RT @OnePerfectShot: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986) Director of Photography: Dean Cundey | Director: @TheHorrorMaster http://t.co/fN7WF0…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/03/tweet-484718183551868928/ in the Twitter collection.

299. RT @mattblaze: Dan Farmer’s thoughtful essay on why many of us dread Def Con. http://t.co/2VQLG2U2pl

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/02/tweet-484367650584137729/ in the Twitter collection.

300. RT @Acuity_Design: We need to introduce Datalord as digital equivalent of Landlord - holding & exploiting value without action http://t.co/…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/07/02/tweet-484337016629231616/ in the Twitter collection.

301. @jjarmoc http://t.co/qGjnMa04Jk was a fun thread about that.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/30/tweet-483784788122161152/ in the Twitter collection.

302. Your honor, the scrivener would like to plead Bartleby. Motion to dismiss.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/30/tweet-483777367031025664/ in the Twitter collection.

303. RT @NickHardeman: My audio viz app was rejected from the Mac App Store because “it’s not useful.” So, free OSX download http://t.co/RJe7N2w…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/29/tweet-483475940702306304/ in the Twitter collection.

304. RT @jessamyn: "This is bad, even for Facebook” @grimmelm w/ a cogent analysis of why their experiment was sketchy (if not illegal) http://t…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/28/tweet-483037781682188289/ in the Twitter collection.

305. Evil-BOFH is a BOFH twinner, fetch, doppleganger, etc. Instead of converting things into shell scripts, Evil-BOFH uses ruby. And gems.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/26/tweet-482310969717055488/ in the Twitter collection.

306. A cool error to see in a irc client. https://t.co/nmH13OC5w7

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/26/tweet-482186357952237568/ in the Twitter collection.

307. Find any old server with this one weird tip that site-operations hates:

     /usr/bin/eject

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/25/tweet-481933024812998656/ in the Twitter collection.

308. RT @DefuseSec: “sup” is “dns” upside down.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/25/tweet-481801670737661952/ in the Twitter collection.

309. RT @richtener: Evernote Strengthens Privacy Position with New Security Capabilities: http://t.co/ZCGIzniJtf

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/24/tweet-481569815916597249/ in the Twitter collection.

310. @grahamvsworld if it’s purple, click it… hurtful?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/24/tweet-481540968403853312/ in the Twitter collection.

311. Don’t click on links in websites!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/24/tweet-481536982942633984/ in the Twitter collection.

312. RT @animaldrumss: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got …

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/24/tweet-481522478435426304/ in the Twitter collection.

313. Http://t.co/dmettsGbLU sha-1 sum boxes on a chain of custody paperwork? Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/24/tweet-481482481523113986/ in the Twitter collection.

314. Straffe-scrolling: 1. drag-and-drop scroll acceleration at border of a scrollable element by moving the cursor parallel to boundary. 2. Ugh.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/23/tweet-481134146224267264/ in the Twitter collection.

315. Solutions: aluminum subacetate, citrate phosphate dextrose adenine, concentrated acetic acid, sodium hypochlorite, web navigation templates.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/23/tweet-481112375945199616/ in the Twitter collection.

316. Platforms: lifeguard towers, band stages, diving boards, political party positions, a deck, shoes, trying to keep ‘cyber’ from happening.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/23/tweet-481112169367359488/ in the Twitter collection.

317. Cop Hipsters: “They often disrupt groups, ironically, by promoting destructive witch hunts for infiltrators!” – http://t.co/eBx2wZlxRs

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/21/tweet-480385808415731713/ in the Twitter collection.

318. Tired of making Sazeracs LAGDCM, looking to get the absinthe just right, one of my refined searches was for a Decorative Mister.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/20/tweet-480180874374172672/ in the Twitter collection.

319. 2/2) New (boss?) is efficiency-driven, disregards human factors, exits (dies?, chased?), survivors undo all changes, lament lost time(!).

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/18/tweet-479470950832816128/ in the Twitter collection.

320. 1/2) Going nuts trying remember the author, story, or anthology I remember this plot from: Pre-war? Small town. Outsider trope. Post office?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/18/tweet-479470931773890560/ in the Twitter collection.

321. @coaxmetal half cheers.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/17/tweet-479111374933487616/ in the Twitter collection.

322. RT @addelindh: @grantstavely That is possibly the best response I’ve ever gotten on Twitter.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/17/tweet-479099585407639552/ in the Twitter collection.

323. Just got home after a busy day of a busy week of a busy month, please excuse the following RT.

     xoxo, call your mother more often, etc.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/17/tweet-479099567607005184/ in the Twitter collection.

324. @addelindh heh, hate to stop lurking like that, hope it didn’t offend. Seeking generalists is a correct response to many threat models.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/17/tweet-478957839323394048/ in the Twitter collection.

325. @addelindh the mystery is a tautology. Generalists are rare. The thought experiment inherently invites refutation. Nuance won’t help.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/17/tweet-478937385703448576/ in the Twitter collection.

326. RT @boring_as_heck: Wow, the ref just gave one of France’s players a yellow card for not having the Macklemore haircut.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/15/tweet-478264267951448065/ in the Twitter collection.

327. RT @addelindh: I’d like to see a comparison of EMET vs FireEye, who stops more “real world” APT attacks? The numbers are pretty clear on th…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/14/tweet-477916316150403073/ in the Twitter collection.

328. First time in the Mission Public Library, for talk on the history of beer brewing in San Francisco, gorgeous building!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/14/tweet-477916224399998976/ in the Twitter collection.

329. Geocities.dat is so precious. That IP address ain’t in Greece, it’s on the internet. You think Guy Fawkes mask wearers are actually Guy? Oh.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/14/tweet-477866602625376256/ in the Twitter collection.

330. @grahamvsworld it’s me!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/13/tweet-477631313843744768/ in the Twitter collection.

331. RT @grahamvsworld: What’s wrong buddy?
     MY BRAIN HURT
     Oh what happened?
     I MAKE NEGRONIS WITH TEQUILA
     Gross, who’d you try to give those to?
     …

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/13/tweet-477631288598216704/ in the Twitter collection.

332. Melt the guns.
     Melt the guns.
     And never more desire them.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/13/tweet-477619282772516864/ in the Twitter collection.

333. RT @firemanmike1619: @grantstavely dont forget Coke White Powder™

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/13/tweet-477575093082550273/ in the Twitter collection.

334. Coke Red™
     Coke Grey™
     Coke Black™
     Coke Gold™
     Coke RedGold™
     Coke GreyGold™
     Coke BlackGold™
     Coke Red with Cherry™
     Coke Grey with Cherry™
     Coke…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/13/tweet-477501738811797505/ in the Twitter collection.

335. I wonder if any coolhunters predicted that ityool 2014 adults would order packs of cigarettes by traditional color?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/13/tweet-477500240015024128/ in the Twitter collection.

336. Company without FTC injunction handles breach competently, scene thought leaders left with surplus cynicism, many
     spontaneous combust.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/13/tweet-477498824680697856/ in the Twitter collection.

337. The Simulation has an irony fetish.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/13/tweet-477471089879044097/ in the Twitter collection.

338. RT @sungo: Attention ops people, particularly those on-call. This is a Friday the 13th with a full moon. WE ARE AT DEFCON EMPTY SCOTCH BOTT…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/13/tweet-477467205395685377/ in the Twitter collection.

339. RT @grahamvsworld: @grantstavely actually, not all security people

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/12/tweet-477280769660829696/ in the Twitter collection.

340. Security people are neither.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/12/tweet-477280554224590848/ in the Twitter collection.

341. @grahamvsworld I think I’ma call it “Tron syndrome”.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/12/tweet-477151088190058496/ in the Twitter collection.

342. RT @engberg: Details about this week’s DDoS: http://t.co/TvwnWgfFoo

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/12/tweet-477149851113623553/ in the Twitter collection.

343. RT @grahamvsworld: My favorite thing about “security people” is how they’re so used to disdaining user opinions that they just default to d…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/12/tweet-477147611095240705/ in the Twitter collection.

344. Mystery Solved™

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/12/tweet-477138620445241344/ in the Twitter collection.

345. OH: Preparation Hyperbole

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/11/tweet-476915713253183488/ in the Twitter collection.

346. Rosicrucians!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/10/tweet-476514690286120960/ in the Twitter collection.

347. RT @grahamvsworld: I hate guns in America because I hate the police state more. Your guns won’t stop the police state; they will help cause…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/10/tweet-476459185740075008/ in the Twitter collection.

348. Law and Order SVU: “SENTENCING”

     🔨🔨

     Judge: “I hereby remand the victim to marriage, and to a new Dad, to be provided by the state.”

     🔨🔨

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/10/tweet-476440122502565888/ in the Twitter collection.

349. Please check again later. Later there might be updates. But not right now. Later, who knows? Please do check. http://t.co/BxLXYgo6B4

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/09/tweet-476212079976652801/ in the Twitter collection.

350. @firemanmike1619 @AStave22 No Skanking!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/09/tweet-476184950757392384/ in the Twitter collection.

351. RT @four: Apple randomizes MAC address in IOS8. This will force people to use iBeacons for customer tracking. http://t.co/Hh1Ti0Ph0E

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/09/tweet-476137010936033280/ in the Twitter collection.

352. @grahamvsworld http://t.co/hyLoADrrBG

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/09/tweet-476135549854429185/ in the Twitter collection.

353. Something something militia something something http://t.co/EMjJSMGx5Y

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/09/tweet-476083699088240640/ in the Twitter collection.

354. RT @Cheesegod69: @ahuj9 http://t.co/h8S7m2byKt

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/08/tweet-475665186238373891/ in the Twitter collection.

355. Anyone outside of Apple doing anything neat with emond? https://t.co/ABwmdsBIIq

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/07/tweet-475316133101182976/ in the Twitter collection.

356. Reminder: flipping a coin is still a dominant strategy against inference-based SSL vulnerability scanning to ascertain CVE status.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/06/tweet-474904774119157762/ in the Twitter collection.

357. RT @mxcl: Tried to use Homebrew as an in to get a puff on some guy’s spliff. He did not know it. Damn it.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/05/tweet-474755284464705536/ in the Twitter collection.

358. This is my new favorite bug in the trash fire that is my Wikipedia reader extension (https://t.co/BaBrUyMBc2): https://t.co/qJQ9xjsBKU

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/05/tweet-474658572350271489/ in the Twitter collection.

359. RT @richtener: Evernote releases transparency report https://t.co/73H6iuKhbM

     Transparency ReportOur note taking app helps you capture and prioritize ideas, projects and to-do lists, so nothing falls through the cracks. Start your free trial today!t.co
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/05/tweet-474641656172396546/ in the Twitter collection.

360. The Glengarry Highlands Leads: a repo “do not call” list: fork and pull req the hash of your email. The Glen Ross Farms Leads: same, phone #

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/05/tweet-474607976897347585/ in the Twitter collection.

361. RT @grahamvsworld: Martha,

     A salesperson from Rapid7 has gained my email address, I know not how. I won’t lead them back to the children.
     …

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/04/tweet-474276695260684289/ in the Twitter collection.

362. RT @sarahjeong: I made the Thomas Friedman column a custom timeline: https://t.co/uVozdugcEi

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/03/tweet-474074006002225152/ in the Twitter collection.

363. Flappy Arp Cheat!

     echo 1 > /proc/sys/net/ipv4/conf/eth0/arp_ignore
     echo 2 > /proc/sys/net/ipv4/conf/eth0/arp_announce

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/03/tweet-473979727263174658/ in the Twitter collection.

364. Https://t.co/2yGLgVS69j

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/02/tweet-473688310653534208/ in the Twitter collection.

365. I like Borges’s “look it up your damned self” delivery here. http://t.co/42RpGBZLES “Nowhere” is the Saxon word for “utopia,” and it …

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/01/tweet-473168663864815616/ in the Twitter collection.

366. 🚬toke

     Like, what if Rumsfeld admitted that his “unknown” is a pun on “u know” like “nowhere” is a utopia-pun on “no where and ”now here“.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/06/01/tweet-473167802434478081/ in the Twitter collection.

367. @reyjrar spay and neuter your bikes!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/30/tweet-472471867790327808/ in the Twitter collection.

368. RT @evgenymorozov: But what does Piketty’s flawed data tell us about Benghazi?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/30/tweet-472457527515283456/ in the Twitter collection.

369. Whoa @gnachman, I just accidentally typed / while holding command down in a iTerm window when I meant to type ? and it blew my mind.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/29/tweet-472083921576787968/ in the Twitter collection.

370. @coaxmetal Eh. http://t.co/A6ujXR9e8o

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/29/tweet-472062384220012544/ in the Twitter collection.

371. OK, I’m giving the new Eno • Hyde record another spin and the synths sound like the Princess Bride theme in “Sonic the Hedgehog II”’s world.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/29/tweet-472051954726604800/ in the Twitter collection.

372. RT @Seinfeld2000: Imagen if Sienfeld was emoji? (by @Seinfeld2000 and @kmccauley)

     http://t.co/YyrXBu163h http://t.co/WUZmY3H1Bf

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/28/tweet-471819110784200704/ in the Twitter collection.

373. If those responsible for what is up with truecrypt see enough tweets asking what is up with truecrypt, they have to answer. It’s the law.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/28/tweet-471760143768494080/ in the Twitter collection.

374. RT @beerandnosh: Hey Beer Industry: feel free to take note of the (much needed) sexism & misogyny self-examination happening in the tech wo…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/28/tweet-471747669749014528/ in the Twitter collection.

375. One gallon of krausen 24 hours into a double-pitched imperial stout: to blow-off or not to blow-off? https://t.co/3nFKeFoORc

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/27/tweet-471500373476122624/ in the Twitter collection.

376. A necromancer on an Inbox quest may cast an “Any luck?” reply against any e-mail thread that has been dead for 7 or more days.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/27/tweet-471436163358547969/ in the Twitter collection.

377. “System Preferences > Trackpad > More Gestures > Swipe between pages” should never have defaulted to the same fingers as scroll, zoom, etc.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/27/tweet-471387994763431936/ in the Twitter collection.

378. Borges, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen! http://t.co/I3KNAcjRHZ

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/27/tweet-471318032187273217/ in the Twitter collection.

379. TRIVIA: Morrissey had his own homunculus sing backup on The Smiths’s Bigmouth Strikes Again. Then the damned thing escaped. Reward offered.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/26/tweet-470997977331679233/ in the Twitter collection.

380. STOP TESTING MAYONNAISE ON HUMANS!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/24/tweet-470313269735866369/ in the Twitter collection.

381. @grahamvsworld which classes is the ones you are teaching?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/23/tweet-469960224091025408/ in the Twitter collection.

382. ICYMI (17 years ago): http://t.co/lo3esDCJ03

     lol.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/23/tweet-469944316316504065/ in the Twitter collection.

383. Found a 13GB drive at Dad’s over the weekend containing my only copy of my http://t.co/vE4IsoALoB site… https://t.co/yf5Y3Vsw0R

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     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/23/tweet-469894540883529728/ in the Twitter collection.

384. My Damon Runyon impersonation is a trash fire more than somewhat.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/20/tweet-468941663839485954/ in the Twitter collection.

385. So the everloving wife up and finds a problem the handheld Fruit Computer has with iOS emojis. http://t.co/UV5ayTw0mM

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/20/tweet-468924411190714368/ in the Twitter collection.

386. Http://t.co/GjoR4Nsk7J

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/19/tweet-468624497424465920/ in the Twitter collection.

387. @grahamvsworld “Helpdesk, this is @grantstavely, how can I help you?”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/18/tweet-468262384361308160/ in the Twitter collection.

388. @grahamvsworld https://t.co/t9FNyvjkeV

     Tweetbot by Tapbots (@tweetbot) on XIf your Tweetbot for Mac is crashing. Quit and paste the text below in Terminal defaults remove com.tapbots.TweetbotMac remoteConfigurationX (formerly Twitter)
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/18/tweet-468255317772754944/ in the Twitter collection.

389. RT @frontlinepbs: Bill Binney’s full FRONTLINE Interview: http://t.co/bJeUT9drpi #USofSecrets http://t.co/1Cggrqa45f

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/17/tweet-467867201584635904/ in the Twitter collection.

390. RT @MrStevenMoore: Cow Heel shoes. Used by Moonshiners to cover track during prohibition. Also used to frame cows for murder? http://t.co/g…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/16/tweet-467497086011723776/ in the Twitter collection.

391. Laptop stickers for disambiguation, googly eyes for personality. https://t.co/tRHCCcsuan

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/16/tweet-467332393439748096/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

392. @wanderingarch Neato. but solves a problem I don’t have with two problems I don’t have. I don’t think bike thieves use picks much. v0v

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/16/tweet-467294422598557697/ in the Twitter collection.

393. Dealing with clock skew and calendars and time zones as an intelligence analyst is super annoying, especially with years of data.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/15/tweet-467154319960076288/ in the Twitter collection.

394. I’m not surprised we’ve resisted the metric system since 9/11 but I am surprised that secret police hasn’t moved us off DST and over to GMT.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/15/tweet-467153937418559488/ in the Twitter collection.

395. “… richly deserves the mockery of inverted double commas.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/15/tweet-466982898411655169/ in the Twitter collection.

396. RT @scottsimpson: “Wait, why am I in hell?”
     “You said ‘craft beer’ that one time.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/14/tweet-466786629139447808/ in the Twitter collection.

397. RT @ibogost: “Click on me!” a thousand million people screamed into the void that devoured them.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/13/tweet-466436602970267648/ in the Twitter collection.

398. RT @evgenymorozov: Is there a problem that smart socks can’t solve?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/13/tweet-466258042720239616/ in the Twitter collection.

399. RT @Dymaxion: “Not all states”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/13/tweet-466247591143809024/ in the Twitter collection.

400. Weekend Achievement: “Good afternoon ladies!”

     – part of growing my hair out I always forget

     (R.I.P Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg)

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/13/tweet-466231970012602368/ in the Twitter collection.

401. Also, Jimmy Page finally finished college (again) yesterday, so, you know, get the Led out.

     http://t.co/FAyqXXteLT

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/12/tweet-466039827217932288/ in the Twitter collection.

402. “iTunes Media folder location” located on a network volume AND “Keep iTunes Media folder organized” checked?

     http://t.co/Itx4ivSZ3l

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/12/tweet-466038864553840642/ in the Twitter collection.

403. @burritojustice @LisaMcIntire @zseward
     4. immenatizing the eschaton.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/12/tweet-465964059909582848/ in the Twitter collection.

404. Also I finally finished Wilson’s Schrödinger’s Cat trilogy over the weekend, so I know that Flossing Is The Answer.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/12/tweet-465886334406516736/ in the Twitter collection.

405. I don’t understand who the audience of most information security advice is. “Practice click hygiene” is a “Flossing is the solution” troll.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/12/tweet-465881514270396419/ in the Twitter collection.

406. RT @rentenema: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! #rentnema

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/10/tweet-465336204502650881/ in the Twitter collection.

407. RT @grahamvsworld: The IT guys who stock the supplies machine at work are straight up trolling. http://t.co/Ip2BX4rB5Y

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/09/tweet-464903496148348928/ in the Twitter collection.

408. Pretension is a flat circle.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/09/tweet-464811673035882497/ in the Twitter collection.

409. RT @grahamvsworld: Consider the environment http://t.co/bCftylbF2l

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/09/tweet-464800820027224064/ in the Twitter collection.

410. Jira at its Space Ballsiest:

     Created: Just now
     Updated: Just now http://t.co/oDPzlra9ok

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/09/tweet-464799742464385025/ in the Twitter collection.

411. @chadweinman @grahamvsworld we are hosting an OWASP event tonight, stop by for a beer!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/08/tweet-464561549412401152/ in the Twitter collection.

412. RT @_mwc: OWASP Bay Area Chapter meeting Thurs - Redwood City @evernote - 2 Talks, drinks, food!

     http://t.co/cGXqwSwKqF http://t.co/0cX5uj…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/08/tweet-464502832863784960/ in the Twitter collection.

413. When Nihilists Phish

     xxd Agreemnet-23069143.pdf | cut -d’:’ -f 2 | uniq -c
     694 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 …

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/08/tweet-464442931802161152/ in the Twitter collection.

414. Your Machine of Death Card of The Day

        COMPUTER TECHNICIAN
     

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/08/tweet-464423004353880065/ in the Twitter collection.

415. Sharing economy ad reads like glammed up Cutco knives ads, minus the product.

     “Make $20 an hour doing whatever, we’ll extract extract 5%!”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/08/tweet-464408228235706368/ in the Twitter collection.

416. I just learned that the beekeeping term for an AWOL bee population is “absconding”. Naughty.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/07/tweet-464115031357931520/ in the Twitter collection.

417. RT @silascutler: The best resolved host I have see today: http://t.co/jevuUkSXJ5

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/07/tweet-464047430938279936/ in the Twitter collection.

418. FWTB, DLTR, DBNR

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/05/tweet-463382956115914752/ in the Twitter collection.

419. @grahamvsworld @doeg Yep, @vurtyou and I have done about half of these: http://t.co/dQHXd61BrE. Bakalinksy seems to be city canon.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/05/tweet-463376170482798592/ in the Twitter collection.

420. Fresh to d(IIPA)eath! https://t.co/y7Qql8liwc

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/03/tweet-462727010440462337/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

421. @mckt_ I’ve done that. I highly recommend all of them. Percy’s last tour was excellent.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/02/tweet-462420267776491520/ in the Twitter collection.

422. RT @xor: #munkdebate is pretty good but I’m a bit disappointed there aren’t more #brands engaging right now

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/02/tweet-462410119012040705/ in the Twitter collection.

423. Elasticsearch: “Good Morning! Great to see everyone! BRB”

     “K, back. Oh nm, BRB.”

     “K, bac–shit, nm br–”

     NO CARRIER

     http://t.co/0PLe9uKcE7

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/02/tweet-462321291869954048/ in the Twitter collection.

424. Who ever is screaming at me to alias telnet to nc show yourself i will never alias telnet to nc etc

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/02/tweet-462320692906573824/ in the Twitter collection.

425. Irl at this http://t.co/JuJviGLHhR bleeding heart thing someone at gfi raytraced, just wow.

     “gloOp!”

     “Splrgk.”

     “gloOp!”

     “Splrgk!”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/02/tweet-462280411045842945/ in the Twitter collection.

426. Mark Liberman investigates “trahison des nerds”, an excellent name for the “SSL added and removed here ˙ ͜ʟ˙” meme:

     http://t.co/pfQvlLSlzC

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/02/tweet-462258906807271424/ in the Twitter collection.

427. TCP/IP is for connecting with brands.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/01/tweet-461923250113486848/ in the Twitter collection.

428. RT @stevesilberman: Al Feldstein, who warped the best minds of a generation with MAD magazine, RIP. http://t.co/XjbFs7tmex http://t.co/Xhdl…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/05/01/tweet-461884433704816641/ in the Twitter collection.

429. In this the year of horsey books. No! at whores E bucks! God damnit!

     Best regards, @grantstavely

     DBNR

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/30/tweet-461712130492739584/ in the Twitter collection.

430. @nipungupta @defcon nope.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/30/tweet-461602580288663553/ in the Twitter collection.

431. Read GRC textfiles in the voice of a conservative AM talk radio host breathlessly performing a Dan Brown novel establishing GRC’s reputation

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/30/tweet-461535309889798144/ in the Twitter collection.

432. Pedants, please begin cranking your organ grinders to the tune of “encryption ain’t hashin’” in the key of AOL in 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/29/tweet-461212680347336704/ in the Twitter collection.

433. @grahamvsworld I am so jelly

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/28/tweet-461001148636229632/ in the Twitter collection.

434. Pliny the Elder clone made up for a pretty low OG (52% mash efficiency) with a super low FG (93% attenuation). I have no idea why! Brewing!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/28/tweet-460981013590450176/ in the Twitter collection.

435. @VZDBIR @DarthNull @alexcpsec Congratulations!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/28/tweet-460963665504530432/ in the Twitter collection.

436. Thomas Pikkety’s “Capital in the Twenty-First Century”: pretty damn good.

     (I’ve only had two semesters of accounting and one econ (micro)).

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/28/tweet-460948263865430016/ in the Twitter collection.

437. RT @0xabad1dea: Inside every enterprise is a really boring app with a dramatic mythological name already used by a hundred other boring ent…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/28/tweet-460858959113359360/ in the Twitter collection.

438. Free dada project: a flag, on a flagpole, with a QR code, barcode, and a latin slogan on it. To be displayed indoors, in still air.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/28/tweet-460820936497713152/ in the Twitter collection.

439. RT @PieCalculus: Example Time Scale of System Latencies. http://t.co/3o31b5J85b

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/27/tweet-460648018174177281/ in the Twitter collection.

440. RT @critical_dril: who the fuck is scraeming “GO GALT” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never go galt

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/27/tweet-460581019813298176/ in the Twitter collection.

441. Have any of you successfully removed paint from the textured side of decorative glass? https://t.co/TB6BuaklLj

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/27/tweet-460459352386961409/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.

442. #CharmSec’s bot: rude and gross.

     pronto: http://t.co/kOOIwenXtl
     +egg_shen: Damnit.
     @gravely: egg_shen: I <3 u
     +egg_shen: i <3 email

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/25/tweet-459862388972322816/ in the Twitter collection.

443. Working with / for adults is the best.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/25/tweet-459853695279046657/ in the Twitter collection.

444. …“, in this, the revenue-enhancing-subsidized-time™ year of the @horse_js trash fire.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/25/tweet-459783218221178880/ in the Twitter collection.

445. Https://t.co/RrLGy3dxTw

     SoundCloud - Hear the world’s soundsExplore the largest community of artists, bands, podcasters and creators of music & audioSoundCloud
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/25/tweet-459731287117275136/ in the Twitter collection.

446. RT @hypatiadotca: I made a thing: @whysecurity

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/24/tweet-459560139490467840/ in the Twitter collection.

447. The Dearborn Community Garden is pretty amazing this time of year. It’s a privilege to pass it on the walk home every evening.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/24/tweet-459518358207991809/ in the Twitter collection.

448. RT @useNachos: As long as we are posting alt covers, here is tonight’s @Charmsec sign, to solve just buy me a beer #dbirpuzzle http://t.co/…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/24/tweet-459435865870049282/ in the Twitter collection.

449. @DarthNull switching to Chrome instead of Preview as a pdf reader made it jump out at me. It copy/pastes more better, go figure.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/23/tweet-459122004830863361/ in the Twitter collection.

450. Just found the first dbir clue, dang that was annoying. #dbirpuzzle

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/23/tweet-459116314800693248/ in the Twitter collection.

451. RT @DFSource: 2014 Verizon Data Breach Investigations Report #DBIR is available http://t.co/XSIJC6DKgX #DFIR

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/21/tweet-458467716844634112/ in the Twitter collection.

452. A description of spec work without acknowledgment of the term. A refutation of disclosure spec work. A conclusion about all bug bounties.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/21/tweet-458425824031420416/ in the Twitter collection.

453. At the rate capital appropriates sexy-time jargon to describe labor, job postings will soon read like Illuminatus rituals.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/21/tweet-458332992490840064/ in the Twitter collection.

454. 1lb whole cone cascades in the mash!

     Not pictured: 11 burner bikes, 5 broken chairs, 2 tables, murphy bed, easel, &c http://t.co/QLBNvmw3P0

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/20/tweet-457976808319614976/ in the Twitter collection.

455. Brewing a Pliny the Elder clone. Sunny days in the Mission make great brew days out back. https://t.co/zBXN02vUzi http://t.co/EId0AjPlVC

     Evernotet.co
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/20/tweet-457975512996909056/ in the Twitter collection.

456. RT @burritojustice: Behold @veltman’s list of collective nouns for all 44 US Presidents. https://t.co/3yz5vMJbF1 A circumference of Tafts. …

     presidential-nouns/README.md at master · veltman/presidential-nounsNouns of assemblage for US presidents. Contribute to veltman/presidential-nouns development by creating an account on GitHub.GitHub
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/19/tweet-457759148948467712/ in the Twitter collection.

457. “Why are you crying all the time?”

     “Chicken… 😢 Meatballs… 😭.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/18/tweet-457344379032571904/ in the Twitter collection.

458. Ever burn your own tear ducts shut? It took a month for my scars to form. I’d actually forgotten all about it. https://t.co/SUBHceUoDO

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/18/tweet-457343903687917568/ in the Twitter collection.

459. RT @StephenKing: Another spoiler: Romeo and Juliet die in Act 5.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/13/tweet-455579184106979329/ in the Twitter collection.

460. So I’m chatting with the everloving wife as T-Rex in a dialogue with The Devil and then.

     http://t.co/o5W88PmJ3X: A++ http://t.co/6dQ3KJSLPc

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/13/tweet-455414245648117760/ in the Twitter collection.

461. RT @animal_drums_: I just feel like our anti-illuminati meetings would be more efficient if we spent less time accusing each other of being…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/13/tweet-455391190037172224/ in the Twitter collection.

462. In a traditional vulnerability reports, banner grabs are rated low, colored green, placed in the appendix, and aggressively disregarded.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/13/tweet-455366749764849664/ in the Twitter collection.

463. “Apache, ergo OpenSSL”, Kevin Descartesed.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/13/tweet-455355042304770048/ in the Twitter collection.

464. RT @VeryShortStory: The tears fell from my eyes and burned through the ropes that bound me. I learned crying was my superpower, it could fr…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/12/tweet-455088665769689089/ in the Twitter collection.

465. @grahamvsworld well, did he stop trusting you and all of your works?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/12/tweet-455087108508504065/ in the Twitter collection.

466. RT @ArbysOnline: I (Arbys Logo) Arbys

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/12/tweet-455086694698467328/ in the Twitter collection.

467. The GI Joe episode of Community is breaking my brain. OMFG.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/11/tweet-454837582694604800/ in the Twitter collection.

468. @wotowiec @vurtyou Looks rad, great prices, what do you think you’ll make?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/11/tweet-454780250036371456/ in the Twitter collection.

469. Outstanding. http://t.co/cwQtXgjihc

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/11/tweet-454765799048486912/ in the Twitter collection.

470. @TheLiB lololol.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/11/tweet-454732401382408192/ in the Twitter collection.

471. At ______, we take _______ very seriously.
     NOUN NOUN

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/11/tweet-454724930945302528/ in the Twitter collection.

472. RT @GarfbertComic: test: http://t.co/iCxfyn9xq8

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/11/tweet-454678715725664256/ in the Twitter collection.

473. In Act II, how important is @grantstavely’s 40 days cry? Is this man vs. nature? man vs. himself? Why is he really crying? Why 40 days?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/11/tweet-454661220583227392/ in the Twitter collection.

474. One and a half months into having a clogged tear duct, and all I keep thinking is “even Dan Brown would be ashamed to write this character.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/11/tweet-454660416761651201/ in the Twitter collection.

475. RT @rabite: Hail Eris!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/11/tweet-454659545885732865/ in the Twitter collection.

476. RT @tqbf: This guy’s blog is absolutely riveting: http://t.co/EYcaNGOirq

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/10/tweet-454422630326861824/ in the Twitter collection.

477. @bbaskin Congratulations!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/10/tweet-454294693476433920/ in the Twitter collection.

478. @grahamvsworld the-Gordon-Gartrell-shirt-Denise-made.gif, Rudy!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/09/tweet-453979518001090560/ in the Twitter collection.

479. These bugs are making me thirsty.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/08/tweet-453579025017872385/ in the Twitter collection.

480. @maradine aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggh

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/07/tweet-453273868380033024/ in the Twitter collection.

481. $55 - stand outside my building for like 90 minutes on a Saturday morning, then come inside and have a late breakfast w/ some so-so coffee

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/05/tweet-452583833230000128/ in the Twitter collection.

482. That was gonna be a NetBSD joke but I am passionate that my art to appeal to a broad audience. http://t.co/K0G7OCn4uA

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/05/tweet-452486518847066112/ in the Twitter collection.

483. I’ve got the damned thing open, but no idea how or why I’d put Linux on it. http://t.co/4Fh9vh4ip2

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/05/tweet-452485546762584064/ in the Twitter collection.

484. A cool thing about riling up hatred is that an adult human being spit on me yesterday on my way home

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/05/tweet-452466080192012288/ in the Twitter collection.

485. RT @NonCombosMentos: A group of pedants is called an “actually”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/05/tweet-452463427626098689/ in the Twitter collection.

486. A browser extension like IE4’s click for every navigation start but with Quake 3 plinks (GET) and plonks (POST) and bonks (DELETE), etc, etc

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/04/tweet-452101616003334144/ in the Twitter collection.

487. RT @VeryShortStory: Batman and Robin burst in seconds after Joker left. Batman grabbed Robin’s BatTweet and smashed it. "Stop tweeting ever…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/03/tweet-451745885316079616/ in the Twitter collection.

488. Meatloaf… awww put it in the pizza.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/01/tweet-451157137633189889/ in the Twitter collection.

489. /bin/true, you’re my only friend.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/01/tweet-451039228487409664/ in the Twitter collection.

490. @alexeirrm @grahamvsworld if GNU Mailman passwords in list monthlies stop one UNSUBSCRIBE post from making it to the list, they’re worth it.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/04/01/tweet-451018929930911745/ in the Twitter collection.

491. No, YOUR camera phone street photograph of a broken pay phone is the best one.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/31/tweet-450825152322740224/ in the Twitter collection.

492. @ShrutiGupta42 congratulations!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/31/tweet-450812968192589824/ in the Twitter collection.

493. RT @GOPTeens: #

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/30/tweet-450307941933912065/ in the Twitter collection.

494. @gdead Ha. Guessing its weight is transferring shock to the bottle, but that should happen for more styles than just IPA.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/29/tweet-450102641050136578/ in the Twitter collection.

495. @gdead weird. Wall-mount opener or speed opener / church key?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/29/tweet-450093864385118208/ in the Twitter collection.

496. @gdead nothing about IPAs or 39F fridge temp that would cause that. Are you keeping them in the door? Back by the coil? What kind?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/29/tweet-450089775488200704/ in the Twitter collection.

497. RT @dril: i am closing down the craft brew wiki because i am being treated like a zoo animal and nobody gives to shits .

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/29/tweet-450012009371680768/ in the Twitter collection.

498. @grahamvsworld as an O.H. (Original Homesteader) in ‘95, I can pronounce it however I like. My pronunciation is…

     / / UNDER CONSTRUCTION / /

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/27/tweet-449434604437389312/ in the Twitter collection.

499. If any of my witch, warlock, or intelligence agency followers can make use of Fang of Cat, lmk. http://t.co/GDBDXVGrTQ

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/27/tweet-449433233025822720/ in the Twitter collection.

500. In This, The Year Of @Horse_js.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/27/tweet-449309260006965248/ in the Twitter collection.

501. I can turn my high resolution supercomputer into a code manipulator and by default it’s monochrome because simultaneous-pretend-teletype. XD

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/27/tweet-449309133016018944/ in the Twitter collection.

502. There’s only two incidents in me and I just handled the third.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/27/tweet-449280692765995009/ in the Twitter collection.

503. @aaronbarnett and give up my Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg ‘do? Never!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/26/tweet-448932827619287040/ in the Twitter collection.

504. The Glengarry memes.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/25/tweet-448503713129177088/ in the Twitter collection.

505. (My talk of that tweet takes an hour and has memes on every slide. Not bad memes either. The good ones. The ones that are still funny.)

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/25/tweet-448498916502151168/ in the Twitter collection.

506. “What kind of security are you into?”
     “Oh, I like everything. Everything except con talks and screencasts.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/25/tweet-448497810061549568/ in the Twitter collection.

507. Kraftwerk at the beautiful Fox Theater in Oakland. http://t.co/JNVprxj6vu

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/23/tweet-447934181650477056/ in the Twitter collection.

508. Locking skewers might be ~TL-5 equiv (https://t.co/0JKq0KJLQu), but they saved @vurtyou’s rear wheel from SF thieves. http://t.co/HyOHjJVlN2

     Safe - Wikipediat.co
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/23/tweet-447874996275118080/ in the Twitter collection.

509. @twitter MBAs standin on they own neck http://t.co/3LWYm4EuAb

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/22/tweet-447577974091427840/ in the Twitter collection.

510. @alexeirrm I’m probably stopping there on the way home tomorrow if you have wish list. Prager is one of my fav chill places in Napa.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/22/tweet-447536350032449536/ in the Twitter collection.

511. RT @tnielsenhayden: The internet went from being damp spots on the carpet to being ankle-deep, then suddenly we all were fish.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/22/tweet-447451942831157249/ in the Twitter collection.

512. U//FOUO TITLE NUMBER: GRAY (FVEY “GREY”)/3-19

     Their covert operatives wear gray shirts. Their clandestine operatives wear gingham shirts.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/21/tweet-447026576966688768/ in the Twitter collection.

513. @slp22 =] better!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/20/tweet-446863078081056769/ in the Twitter collection.

514. Cannot attempt this action.

     You cannot Retweet your own Tweets.

     https://t.co/D8MxxYMeT7

     About X | Our company and prioritiesWe serve the public conversation. Learn more about X the company, and how we ensure people have a free and safe place to talk.t.co
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/20/tweet-446691447886983168/ in the Twitter collection.

515. There isn’t a much more boring synecdoche than simulations othering other simulations for being different simulations and/or inauthentic.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/19/tweet-446343804266639360/ in the Twitter collection.

516. Nate silver sorts his books by color i rest my case your honor: http://t.co/iBXHuBOCti

     cause it’s the best way to sort books

     it’s a fact

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/17/tweet-445732330179534848/ in the Twitter collection.

517. RT @ArbysOnline: Brand Über Alles

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/17/tweet-445589675978145793/ in the Twitter collection.

518. @obfuscurity no such thing, but if it’s just thighs w/ Old Bay on ‘em, I have it weekly.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/16/tweet-445424116661641216/ in the Twitter collection.

519. @grahamvsworld it is not just you.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/16/tweet-445379317199949824/ in the Twitter collection.

520. @slp22 @vurtyou @NYMag /me rolls up a newspaper and smacks that article out of @slp22’s browser. http://t.co/qhdWbBxvYj

     =]

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/16/tweet-445249078033514496/ in the Twitter collection.

521. When you rename your old frail gray cat Grandma, everyone in your neighborhood gets to hear you yell at your grandma.

     Grandma NO!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/15/tweet-445020277823385601/ in the Twitter collection.

522. A cool disability to have is to be mentally paralyzed by four-on-the-floor beats.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/15/tweet-444920778425790464/ in the Twitter collection.

523. RT @grahamvsworld: https://t.co/Ah9fnzXtNe is deffo my favorite #mcconnelling so far, but then I also haven’t seen a bad one yet

     - YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.t.co
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/15/tweet-444871942135230464/ in the Twitter collection.

524. RT @compatibilism: Well if you’re going to write about climate change, you might as well do it like this. http://t.co/priaOlnhif

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/15/tweet-444854913181315073/ in the Twitter collection.

525. @electricfork rad!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/14/tweet-444570709054877696/ in the Twitter collection.

526. @apotropaet neatneatneat.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/14/tweet-444564091483332608/ in the Twitter collection.

527. RT @nostrich: If you use the phrase “as someone who …” you belong in jail.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/14/tweet-444517232991678465/ in the Twitter collection.

528. “Here’s how FireEye at Target works (this is my professional opinion as an IR” �o9%�gR4f�s>l���|�����9�'���u��`�2}��@�Y��h�9��C�#��$C� �hV��

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/13/tweet-444322974452039681/ in the Twitter collection.

529. RT @usesthis: I was in two minds about posting this, but here it is - an interview with the infamous John McAfee: http://t.co/34mjd1wNGk

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/13/tweet-444307959468666880/ in the Twitter collection.

530. RT @M_Wein: hi we’re Run DMC and we’re here to disrupt the rap marketplace by making it easy and delightful to rock a rhyme that’s right on…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/13/tweet-444150907815477249/ in the Twitter collection.

531. KLAXON
     Eye Status: hella gross to a lil gnar.
     KLAXON
     Eye Status: hella gross to a lil gnar.
     KLAXON
     http://t.co/sxW0RfEgBd
     KLAXON

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/12/tweet-443947875257442304/ in the Twitter collection.

532. RT @KeetPotato: [pony clip clops up to lecturn]

     clears throat

     sorry i…

     clears throat

     im a little horse

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/12/tweet-443780509605195776/ in the Twitter collection.

533. “You gotta keep ‘em perseverated.“

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/12/tweet-443744686780329984/ in the Twitter collection.

534. I’ve been crying for three weeks now. My doctor’s say “blocked tear duct”, I say “voodoo doll revenge for https://t.co/36kH0ZxC8b”.

     Sorry?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/11/tweet-443556166010818560/ in the Twitter collection.

535. If you get the sickest of burns in on a Senator in your district, you get to keep the Senate gavel.

     It can call people to order IRL, +5HP.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/11/tweet-443420666704846849/ in the Twitter collection.

536. Hanging in the air, in Times New Roman: Further investigation revealed that…

     Below: Snoopy, sitting atop his dog house pecking at a laptop.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/11/tweet-443412706532409344/ in the Twitter collection.

537. Pretty honored to see Zynga vulnerability disclosure phrases our privacy@ and I wrote (influenced by G, FB, +) two years ago used elsewhere.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/10/tweet-443209635500011521/ in the Twitter collection.

538. RT @Hacker0x01: Anyone can run a responsible disclosure program. @Hacker0x01 is now open to all security teams and developers. https://t.co…

     t.co / Xt.co
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/10/tweet-443204811555500032/ in the Twitter collection.

539. Lotta folks advocating for sites to e.g. drop RC4 and add perfect forward secrecy for HTTPS. Are many advocating the same for SMTP STARTTLS?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/10/tweet-443082260284063744/ in the Twitter collection.

540. PEOPLE
     LOVE US
     ON
     H͚̹͉̳͇̠̬̖̠ͬ͌͊ͮ̽́ͥ͆͊́͝E͑̎̀ͦ̓̈̈͢͏̴̳̹̺̩͉̳͖͇͠L̵̈ͨ͊̅ͯ͐͋̓̑͂̋͋̃ͧ̋̌̀͠͞҉̼͍͚̝͈̬̘͉͇͖P̓͛ͫ̀͟͏͇̠͎̰͎̪͈͉̣̲͘

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/09/tweet-442838088385961985/ in the Twitter collection.

541. RT @DDoersam: Reiterating that sometimes OODA is short for Opt Out, Dumb-Ass. #shortcircuit

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/07/tweet-442106411745439744/ in the Twitter collection.

542. Visit my Etsy to purchase miniature dioramas of Jerry’s apartment to affix to your laptop lid in front of the camera: http://t.co/zqjyOk9ZZs

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/07/tweet-442009959102820352/ in the Twitter collection.

543. If you don’t try to sing the orchestra hits and most of the guitar solo in of Owner of a Lonely Heart, the owner of a lonely heart, is you.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/07/tweet-441990489382744064/ in the Twitter collection.

544. /kickban @grahamvsworld

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/07/tweet-441987307407552512/ in the Twitter collection.

545. I would like to add “rube”, “patsy”, and “jerk” to our collective formal threat modeling lexicon. What’s it take to do that? A paper?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/07/tweet-441983879679725568/ in the Twitter collection.

546. Verifying myself: I am grantstavely on Keybase.io. zO84JO3P_74ekMLUg26_ikBcKbhQAVlBfQo3 / https://t.co/gl2lt9qIwJ

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/06/tweet-441816424114171904/ in the Twitter collection.

547. @grahamvsworld ahem.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/06/tweet-441674945668468736/ in the Twitter collection.

548. A helpful mnemonic:

     A “principal” is our pal.

     A “principle” is a rhetorical appeal to logos that jerks give for being jerks.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/06/tweet-441658745911648256/ in the Twitter collection.

549. Https://t.co/NeGeuJTB7t

     Gimme Pizza Slowi want pizza p-i-z-z-aYouTube
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/06/tweet-441647803115134976/ in the Twitter collection.

550. And my world gets a little smaller… http://t.co/DXbVuTBP42

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/06/tweet-441624881570934785/ in the Twitter collection.

551. RT @JessiSheron: I drew the inside of my brain at all times. http://t.co/OHYyPLKurg

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/05/tweet-441429462396055553/ in the Twitter collection.

552. ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
     ^__
     L / [] \
     LOL=== \
     L ________]
     I I
     http://t.co/VhXOjZGFJ5

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/05/tweet-441351548321296385/ in the Twitter collection.

553. If you’re a Harry Nilsson fan, December’s Radio Free Gunslinger #71: The Gee Whiz Thing is a very special episode: http://t.co/q5Hv31Qibz

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/05/tweet-441280392419487744/ in the Twitter collection.

554. Added a Deep Web gag to my robots.txt, only to find another gag in it is 12 years old and dead. Thanks @internetarchive!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/05/tweet-441251656018038784/ in the Twitter collection.

555. @vogon same, only it’s my right eye. Bad tear duct, genes, person, etc.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/04/tweet-440926699057082368/ in the Twitter collection.

556. RT @jasonmustian: No, YOU’RE an invalid username or password!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/04/tweet-440924723799539712/ in the Twitter collection.

557. Just as I was beginning to think Noe Valley was as NorCal small town as Redwood City I saw three (!!!) jay walkers cross 24th Street.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/04/tweet-440906285915967489/ in the Twitter collection.

558. “Oh uh, every wall is a window.”

     “Oh uh, that beam there is actually a window.”

     “Oh uh, I left the windows off that wall, uh, on purpose.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/03/tweet-440719493581385728/ in the Twitter collection.

559. Outsider observation: so many architectural -isms seem like elaborate justifications for top-down drafting making window placement tricky.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/03/tweet-440718787877150720/ in the Twitter collection.

560. @grahamvsworld those were actually good. I just looked at my drafts, guess I know what it’s like to follow me now.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/03/tweet-440711407961518081/ in the Twitter collection.

561. The Mezzanine took me three months of ten-page sprints. Huh, oh, ha, lol, ugh, no, panic, throws book, repeat.

     https://t.co/nJNLcJqHq6

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/02/tweet-440335305733054464/ in the Twitter collection.

562. @GoldbergLawDC I just saw a pedestrian w/a yellow Ikea bag on Market Street in San Francisco. Couldn’t make a citizen’s arrest from my cab.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/03/01/tweet-439898996446728192/ in the Twitter collection.

563. The Year Of The Grey Dress Shirt

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/28/tweet-439546905941401600/ in the Twitter collection.

564. RT @SteveMartinToGo: If you’re as excited as I am, then you’re not very excited.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/28/tweet-439522631037894656/ in the Twitter collection.

565. @wanderingarch excellent. I hope Holl rhymes with Hole, it’d make the quote more painterly, er, architectly.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/26/tweet-438916026969751552/ in the Twitter collection.

566. How I drilled into PDFs and zoomed on images in my secret talk: Evernote presentation mode.

     http://t.co/VF7z17OjDS

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/26/tweet-438727501288730624/ in the Twitter collection.

567. @vurtyou nope!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/25/tweet-438571417659924480/ in the Twitter collection.

568. My entire secret talk was a heed of mea culpas and two hours later I’ve found three more firm meta mea culpas about the talk itself.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/25/tweet-438520305791684608/ in the Twitter collection.

569. Computer

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/25/tweet-438409380904448001/ in the Twitter collection.

570. I kegged an extra gallon of altbier onto the last gallon of a keg of Chinook IPA to make grog.

     Mix sodas at the fountain as a kid?

     Yeah.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/24/tweet-438179637693136896/ in the Twitter collection.

571. RT @AstroRM: I am watching the movie Gravity up here on ISS. Let’s call it training.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/23/tweet-437729491050188800/ in the Twitter collection.

572. Bart Simpson writing I WILL NOT PUT “I’M EXCITED” INSTEAD OF MY NAME ON ALL OF MY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS on a blackboard forever and ever.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/20/tweet-436548874539266048/ in the Twitter collection.

573. @GoldbergLawDC they sell the blue ones, yellow ones are in-store-only. I haul stuff to/from zipcars and our building’s laundry room with ‘em

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/19/tweet-436246750672613376/ in the Twitter collection.

574. Did you say 29,710,560,942,849,126,597,578,981,376 IP addresses? Holy moly!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/19/tweet-436204690456334336/ in the Twitter collection.

575. Http://t.co/PvTuKPTwT8

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/18/tweet-435952094491574272/ in the Twitter collection.

576. Http://t.co/Uxz8B3dAXX

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/18/tweet-435896460014415872/ in the Twitter collection.

577. Ethnography (twice), Psychohistory, Thought Leaders, Two Orange Pictograms, One Blue Loner. http://t.co/H7FIIR3MO1 http://t.co/kFZY4bcMSB

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/18/tweet-435801710804471808/ in the Twitter collection.

578. @wanderingarch Wow, I didn’t notice I’d gotten 68 twice, picking in-bounds random numbers between 0 and 32766 on the third try.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/17/tweet-435612784324128768/ in the Twitter collection.

579. @wanderingarch let’s start with 68.

     http://t.co/yT3HZ0xHGm

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/17/tweet-435611741167181825/ in the Twitter collection.

580. My trick lighter from SMOKE SHOP at 18th and Mission can beat up your Home Depot lighter. http://t.co/edEXg2zWQH

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/17/tweet-435511506177126400/ in the Twitter collection.

581. @vogon + 10% lobbyists donations + 5% campaign finance donations + 5% accountant and lawyer fees to make it all legitimate.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/17/tweet-435499630923481088/ in the Twitter collection.

582. RT @psychicmediumje: @LanceUlanoff

     What r your thoughts regarding security with Dropbox, Evernote etc? Ty in advance if u can answer.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/16/tweet-435115280394502144/ in the Twitter collection.

583. CAT PENITENTIARY

     A kitchen door opens.

     A man enters quietly.

     CAT: What’re you in for?
     MAN: Coffee. You?
     CAT: Crying.

     The man exits.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/16/tweet-435071022124249088/ in the Twitter collection.

584. @toddstraceski Nice!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/15/tweet-434798697574969344/ in the Twitter collection.

585. The Oracle Says: gravely could probably take me 3 hours of waiting for the total weight of
     existence…well…crushes you.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/14/tweet-434433146637914112/ in the Twitter collection.

586. DING

     Woof!

     http://t.co/QoG0Z77BI7

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/14/tweet-434375880995926017/ in the Twitter collection.

587. “The views expressed in this advertis…”

     Quality culture/simulation jamming is indistinguishable from committee work. http://t.co/7t7Ivp3zRt

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/14/tweet-434365848459816960/ in the Twitter collection.

588. Computer

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/13/tweet-434006699079651328/ in the Twitter collection.

589. Python people: why name your modules ‘python-foo’. We know it’s for python, we’re installing it with pip. You import it as ‘foo’ anyway.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/11/tweet-433317209423626240/ in the Twitter collection.

590. I know I complain about this a lot but it really makes this entire simulation thing look half-assed.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/11/tweet-433317057661136896/ in the Twitter collection.

591. I’d really like a deep mirror of https://t.co/nICJx0DGFe.

     Kaliber10000 { The Pixel Patterns Collection }The designers' lunchbox, a global digital design portal. Updated weekly with a new issue, updated hourly with global design news.t.co

     Years of https://t.co/LY8fMDaWPm use, don’t know who to credit for it.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/08/tweet-432331759766626304/ in the Twitter collection.

592. 😉 for the fella IRL winkin at @vurtyou in CPR training, and ? at the dental hygienist in the class that asked if mouth-to-mouth was opt-in

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/08/tweet-432258235697856512/ in the Twitter collection.

593. This Machine Kills Enthusiasts

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/06/tweet-431626162112983040/ in the Twitter collection.

594. ‘Scuse me Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!

     https://t.co/BTk5gWmR1w

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/06/tweet-431467513637900288/ in the Twitter collection.

595. “Back To The Future Marty McFly Vest Costume Adult Movie T-Shirt Tee”

     No officer, I’ve no idea how fast I ordered it.

     That fast?

     Heavy.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/05/tweet-431299250639872001/ in the Twitter collection.

596. If he was so smart he would’ve sprayed his bat suit, the ladder, Robin, and the Bat copter with shark-repellant Bat-spray. Batman is a jerk.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/05/tweet-431106849887100928/ in the Twitter collection.

597. RT @dril: i don’t care about anybody’s opinion unless it is good. before you type, please ask yourself. “Is my opinion good” if it’s bad do…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/04/tweet-430950003259883520/ in the Twitter collection.

598. Imagine every page needs x-frame-options. Now imagine the browser is a frame. Now imagine a phone is a browser. Now imagine a homunculus in—

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/04/tweet-430733471628013569/ in the Twitter collection.

599. Be sure to cut onions before frying your cobra meatballs in peanut fry oil. You’ll need the tears when they spit boiling oil in your eyes.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/03/tweet-430553755038130176/ in the Twitter collection.

600. I think I accidentally got cobra meatballs instead of chicken. Is that a thing now foodies? Is this what it’s come to? Damnit.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/03/tweet-430553146553667584/ in the Twitter collection.

601. I will never log off.
     I will never log off.
     I will never log off.
     I will never log off.
     I will never log off.
     OK, I’ll log off.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/02/tweet-430046601659179008/ in the Twitter collection.

602. @automine so does norcal, or San Francisco, at least. It’s wild to see ‘em.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/01/tweet-429846061327200257/ in the Twitter collection.

603. ★★★★★
     Get cozy and watch DJ Erb’s Alice in Shadowland mix sync’d with Alice in Wonderland.

     http://t.co/XZzCQrLILa
     http://t.co/QFntwbWpAU

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/01/tweet-429787651643047937/ in the Twitter collection.

604. @grahamvsworld Twitter Pro is a service only used by brandromancers primarily interested in connecting with brands.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/02/01/tweet-429677557114355712/ in the Twitter collection.

605. The birthday paradox doesn’t happen cause a’ math, but because people are the adversaries breedn’ an’ they keep finding ways to outsmart us.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/31/tweet-429461073347887104/ in the Twitter collection.

606. A MONTH OF T-SHIRTS AND PANTS AND COATS AND SHOES AND SOCKS AND BREIFS AND GLASSES AND HATS AND ACCESSORIES AND TOOLS THAT ARE BLACK BUGS.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/31/tweet-429456961319337984/ in the Twitter collection.

607. RT @VeryShortStory: Bill waited on the school steps for his mom to pick him up. She never came, wanting him to be more independent now that…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/31/tweet-429380007522086913/ in the Twitter collection.

608. OH: Do they make sting proof bee costumes?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/31/tweet-429340057783119874/ in the Twitter collection.

609. @bbaskin I just ran a sample through Noriben and identified some activity I’d missed doing the same work manually. Awesome!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/30/tweet-428954002722521088/ in the Twitter collection.

610. The Shard Fairy visits good little elasticsearch clusters when they unassign a shard tells ‘em to just rm -fr *. The Shard Fairy is a jerk.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/29/tweet-428628937506172928/ in the Twitter collection.

611. It is criminal that “At the Mountains of Madness” isn’t already a del Toro feature today. Criminal. We’re all guilty.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/28/tweet-428415346307891200/ in the Twitter collection.

612. I am irl mad rn that my irc client just rendered D: as an emote when it is clearly upside down and I am clearly in the northern hemisphere.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/28/tweet-428413826057256960/ in the Twitter collection.

613. RT @vurtyou: “I’m so glad I married you. You’re the laundromat to my mafia.” – @grantstavely

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/28/tweet-428358620204396545/ in the Twitter collection.

614. Another common unvulnerability notification exported template I xeroxed.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/28/tweet-428300102805880832/ in the Twitter collection.

615. RT @grahamvsworld: @treyford now that you’re a big impt community person we gotta talk about this ‘quoting twoots to manual retwoot them’ t…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/28/tweet-428271223848460288/ in the Twitter collection.

616. THIS MEETING OF G.R.O.S.S. (GET RID OF SLIMY GIRLS) WILL COME TO ORDER.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/28/tweet-428233854847950848/ in the Twitter collection.

617. RT @grahamvsworld: 100 Security people, at a glance, only 2 are women. This sub-industry has even further to go than most of tech.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/28/tweet-428230860219744256/ in the Twitter collection.

618. ☎︎ GAME

     http://t.co/bTm5I0A8sj ⃕ http://t.co/F6Phk46t3e

     “Miller Fortune is brewed with Cascade hops to give it its bourbon-like flavor.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/28/tweet-428226376466853888/ in the Twitter collection.

619. If you aren’t doing it like this: guesture, you aren’t doing it. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/27/tweet-428011081596796930/ in the Twitter collection.

620. RT @Dymaxion: .@bodskibod Rational agents are a pernicious myth.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/25/tweet-427160328913178625/ in the Twitter collection.

621. Ticketmaster does not want me to see Bryan Ferry play Oakland in April.

     http://t.co/tBKQh7iv4E

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/25/tweet-427157092768559105/ in the Twitter collection.

622. Pedants
     ————————————————————

     ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

     https://t.co/GNsxOBbq5Z

     GitHub - max-mapper/cool-ascii-faces: ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. Contribute to max-mapper/cool-ascii-faces development by creating an account on GitHub.GitHub

     ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/25/tweet-427150585800822784/ in the Twitter collection.

623. My new electronic temperature controller uses internal jumpers to control some settings. Neato. http://t.co/R7Sv6Xztom

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/23/tweet-426552962300018688/ in the Twitter collection.

624. OH: If you can’t buy your B&E tools at KMart you’re trying too hard.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/22/tweet-426106680498061314/ in the Twitter collection.

625. Yesterday’s Sleigh’r (sleigh’ring \m/): http://t.co/YtKNZVnysa

     Today’s Pliny the Elder, w/ a hop cap on the mash: http://t.co/We5prqFTZ5

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/20/tweet-425449451704963072/ in the Twitter collection.

626. Brewing a @NinkasiBrewing Sleigh’r Dark Double Alt recipe today so’s I’ll have time to help @toddstraceski brew a Pliny the Elder tomorrow.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/19/tweet-425026176617160704/ in the Twitter collection.

627. RT @ibogost: Here’s a claim. Here’s an anecdote. Here’s a random thing I just thought of. Here’s the claim universalized. Here’s an arbitra…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/18/tweet-424589936918925312/ in the Twitter collection.

628. I have constructed an elaborate @shmoocon 2014 simulator in San Francisco: http://t.co/eOp5ImI8AR http://t.co/slYT2sPgQ9

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/18/tweet-424589375628783616/ in the Twitter collection.

629. The @PizzaHacker’s new place in Bernal Heights is my new favorite pizza place in the city. 3299 Mission, right at a 14/49 MUNI. 🍕

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/17/tweet-424401233542004736/ in the Twitter collection.

630. RT @shmoocon: The talks are streamed! Details here: http://t.co/sJBpv3O10Y Today is One Track Mind. The other tracks start Saturday.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/17/tweet-424325678167646208/ in the Twitter collection.

631. Http://t.co/WhaUkMYWaW

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/16/tweet-423925551481368576/ in the Twitter collection.

632. @grahamvsworld WE COME IN PEACE. TAKE ME TO YOUR THOUGHT LEADER. WE COME IN PEACE. TAKE ME TO YOUR THOUGHT LEADER. http://t.co/ebZZX4PH2M

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/15/tweet-423529599306186752/ in the Twitter collection.

633. Do people that motivational pith works on not know that to the rest of us they read like Judge Smails’s dorky hat in Caddyshack?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/15/tweet-423487780887334912/ in the Twitter collection.

634. The 6/13 gnarleywine keg that I promised myself, this year, I’d bottle: gone in three weeks.

     Now on tap: two similar pale ales.

     ~awkward~

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/14/tweet-423295449051561984/ in the Twitter collection.

635. @alexeirrm did you win the rib eye steak from a man wearing a cape?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/13/tweet-422948174244745216/ in the Twitter collection.

636. @grahamvsworld @dijkstracula @sorenmacbeth Dudley Do-Right Theme

     DD: “Stop, @grahamvsworld, in the name of the law.”

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/13/tweet-422927335352827905/ in the Twitter collection.

637. @DarthNull it is a shame when least-listened becomes never. I find having gone digital helps some of the weaker stuff from getting buried.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/13/tweet-422900117511749633/ in the Twitter collection.

638. @DarthNull same! I’d been putting off hanging that one until I could get it under proper glass, now I might as well.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/13/tweet-422898775066017792/ in the Twitter collection.

639. @grantstavely blocked and unfollowed.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/13/tweet-422894827789758465/ in the Twitter collection.

640. @grantstavely If it’d been Obscured by Clouds from The Great Gig in the Sky, Interstellar Overdrive, Time would’ve left it Any Colour You Li

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/13/tweet-422894651763195904/ in the Twitter collection.

641. 3 years of Fat Old Sun exposure vs this Dark Side of the Moon poster that survived 40 folded the record sleeve: https://t.co/YC2p5WrqDx

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/13/tweet-422893606043529216/ in the Twitter collection.

642. When you organize you books by spine color, UV damage causes outliers. http://t.co/PSgMkhvJbF

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/13/tweet-422881258470141952/ in the Twitter collection.

643. RT @halvarflake: Part one of a two-part blog post on intelligence reform: http://t.co/BxYCdybWm8

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/12/tweet-422523916620271618/ in the Twitter collection.

644. RIP Yoville.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/10/tweet-421807983387889664/ in the Twitter collection.

645. @dijkstracula @grahamvsworld

     o

     m

     g

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/10/tweet-421778068412190720/ in the Twitter collection.

646. RT @animal_drums_: Not gonna bother keeping up with milk anymore. Every time I go to the store theres a new date on the jug and its the sam…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/09/tweet-421506832931119104/ in the Twitter collection.

647. RT @scarybeasts: Why are we so negative as a community? Yahoo Mail defaulting to SSL is huge, positive news but we whine about a cipher?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/09/tweet-421466834009718784/ in the Twitter collection.

648. @textfiles well, actually, it’s because, fgwyhq2uevegnovqkmdij 80shnuoijoxciv9su8hper,awijsdxkxhumibxaiokheowimaxjszcxc kcj2jow[,xiwkudlkjq[

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/08/tweet-420956339238469633/ in the Twitter collection.

649. @grantstavely rm -f /etc/alternatives/editor; ln -s /usr/bin/vim /etc/alternatives/editor grandpa, jeeze.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/07/tweet-420615941211189248/ in the Twitter collection.

650. Angel on distro’s shoulder: “Use $EDITOR, be a good distro.”
     Devil on other shoulder: “nano!”

     I renounce Satan, and all his works.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/07/tweet-420607264756490240/ in the Twitter collection.

651. @grahamvsworld OPSEC is a trump card.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/06/tweet-420433856756330496/ in the Twitter collection.

652. You gotta disable demo mode on the n(s)anites before ya give ‘em out, the danged thing’ll carve THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA on everything

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/05/tweet-420074632687783936/ in the Twitter collection.

653. RT @tqbf: This is so great: http://t.co/9VtwF2jJxE

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/05/tweet-419946364571643904/ in the Twitter collection.

654. @grahamvsworld “We talked to volcano-advocate, Iggy St. Helens, who says all this fuss is silly.” man in Hawaiian shirt stares into camera

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/05/tweet-419893068364402688/ in the Twitter collection.

655. CA Prop 99, The People’s Initiative to Limit Bullshit: Section 1. The maximum amount of tax on statements beginning “We’re excited to annou—

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/05/tweet-419887237887557632/ in the Twitter collection.

656. An open letter to @grahamvsworld,

     I am sorry if you were offended by that article I linked you to. Mistakes were made. I’m a good person.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/04/tweet-419555921845424128/ in the Twitter collection.

657. @grantstavely It’s “italianate” btw, not italianette. Techie.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/04/tweet-419522102257917952/ in the Twitter collection.

658. RT @ibogost: ICYMI this week @alexismadrigal’s story on reverse engineering Netflix genres, cherry-topped with my genre generator http://t.…

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/04/tweet-419519978384007168/ in the Twitter collection.

659. @smittyhalibut @richtener big-room drum sound, great chorus, swap the slide guitar for two turntables, mood, idk. Mostly drums though.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/04/tweet-419515226040451073/ in the Twitter collection.

660. @alexeirrm @grahamvsworld the joy of home brewing, in a gif.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/03/tweet-419301299402719232/ in the Twitter collection.

661. Sabotage is the When the Levee Breaks of the 90s.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/03/tweet-419298089225031681/ in the Twitter collection.

662. Http://t.co/Uid0xv7bg8

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/03/tweet-419285920982900736/ in the Twitter collection.

663. Put all the builders in uber Deloreans destined for 1906 on a mission to double the density of every Victorian, Edwardian, and Italianette.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/03/tweet-419282912345718785/ in the Twitter collection.

664. An excellent review by Michael Greenberg, from the future, about a book you can’t buy yet, about Borges, of course: http://t.co/lMSaGTExDn

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/01/tweet-418596092477849600/ in the Twitter collection.

665. @grahamvsworld l’esprit de l’escalier, use rn instead of nn to play on the ‘kern’ and quip “Responsible Kerming is Dead”. That is the joke.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/01/tweet-418543495607902208/ in the Twitter collection.

666. @grahamvsworld man, good monospace fonts really do a hatchet job on the letter ‘m’. Kerning is Dead. Ligatures is Dead. ‘nn’ is Dead.

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/01/tweet-418541954360549376/ in the Twitter collection.

667. “Tomorrow, tomorrow, I’ll go to the king’s house, nobody knows my telephone number, it’s ~every telephone number~.”

     https://t.co/uGPbk0cDE5

     Rumpelstiltskin - Wikipediat.co
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/01/tweet-418514788205879297/ in the Twitter collection.

668. RT @reyjrar: Glenn Greenwald on BBC’s HardTalk, very good, especially calling out the host for screaming at him: https://t.co/DBswBKr1Cf

     - YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.t.co
     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/01/tweet-418508437794738176/ in the Twitter collection.

669. First MUNI of 2014: 1 mile on the 33 from Upper Market to the Mission, at great speed, only couple on the bus, doors closed, no stops. Whrr!

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/01/tweet-418499787256643584/ in the Twitter collection.

670. @bbaskin scroll down, does it mention code 431.332.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton?

     Posted on Twitter over 12 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2014/01/01/tweet-418475598948728834/ in the Twitter collection.