Twitter posts from 2014

1. Linux distributions are moving to roman numerals to name their damned init systems and I can’t get my bank to pay my rent with my paycheck.

2. Told everloving wife that Kiwis call McDonald’s “Macca’s” just like Sir Paul, LTB terminator and time machine to undo that mistake asap.

3. Zen to death! http://t.co/ZjcGfIx1Eb

4. RT @Dymaxion: So tired of that “defense is offense’s child” quote. They’re peers. Radically underestimates defense skillset.

5. My New Zealand ISP is rate limiting me. IRC and Lynx are OK. The graphical web: mostly useless, except for Facebook. http://t.co/igOhaGZaZV

6. @reyjrar the former.

7. RT @DVSblast: rappers wit names like “Johnny From The Cookout That One Time” needa think bigger. very few people was at that cookout

8. Kiwi accent: “You look kinda like, and take this as a complement, the lead singer of the shit heads.”

   It turns out: https://t.co/ObVjSbl62e

9. Hey, bay area prescriptivists, check out: http://t.co/y8yD4crTe6

   Ha-ha!

10. Marcus Aurelius doesn’t actually have a thing to say about black-coffee-stoicism in Meditations, but it’s assumed to be the central theme.

11. The summer solstice is p impressive when snuck up on from the opposite latitude in a jet at Mach 0.8, days before their winter solstice.

12. Sydney: Emperor Dog, paraded through streets on ute in triumph celebrating victory over cat. https://t.co/MT6nJgP8P9

13. AND NOW FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE

    Super fluffy toilet paper is dumb and bad.

    WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE 2014 CYBER-SPECULATION SHOWDOWN

14. Damnit, this perfectly goodish enough for holiday pulp space opera series’s given the hokey new priest character a lead in the third book.

15. RT @textfiles: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha sony.

16. One of our cats: “You know what? Fuck this book in particular.” https://t.co/TiOblZd9Pt

17. RT @MicroSFF: Once we learned the ‘ice’ shards in Saturn’s rings were dormant souls, people drove ships into the planet in search of Heaven…

18. You know what? The habañero is hot enough, just having it in the recipe is enough. No, don’t even put it in the pot. http://t.co/LNxtsDkvln

19. For another good time*, chsh to /usr/sbin/login_duo and tell someone it’s /usr/local/bin/sudosh.

    • DON’T use this as an interview question.

20. RT @mjranum: 18 U.S. Code § 2441 - War crimes
    http://t.co/Zn2FL6hTKc
    Short form: “follow international law”

    Punishable by up to life in pr…

21. For a good time, tcpdump -tttt -nn -s0 -r ./capture.pcap ether host 00:00:00:00:00:00

    https://t.co/r4fgYCxxfq

22. RT @dril: “im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

23. Nope. https://t.co/I3vkl7uhGl

24. The only interesting ssh brute force statistics* are those that describe who exposes ssh on what hosts to 0.0.0.0/0.

    The YOLO statistics.

25. RT @animaldrumss: i just drink this stuff for the flavor. didn’t even know it got you fucked up to be honest. when i found out you could do…

26. @benjammingh I was about to recommend ITBWTCL to someone a few weeks ago but re-read it for 2014 first. Nope.

27. Run the @crashplan uninstaller to decorate your dock with the cutest icon on your Mac.

    http://t.co/uMorPV3UBT

    (Then reinstall it.)

28. RT @SwiftOnSecurity: All the time I’m using a computer at home, fixing problems, thinking,
    "Wow using this would SUCK if I wasn’t totally …

29. Hey, maybe come see me play a recital of dad rock hits, 12/6, w/ Bob Giblet, at The Knockout, Mission, SF, 7-7:45PM: https://t.co/Jer434fUHd

30. I customized my browser’s toolbar. There’s no going back now.

31. RT @remor: @swiftonsecurity Homeopathy works for all kinds of stuff. https://t.co/fyvbCkAfTF

32. [I skim email in bed just after my alarm goes off]
    @vurtyou: What’s a cron daemon? Does it steal your time?
    me: It sure does. It sure does.

33. RT @alexcpsec: @grantstavely also Google Public DNS servers and “what is my IP” providers

34. INTEL FEED MORGUE
    CAUSES OF DEATH WORKSHEET

    ☐ Debian NTP servers.
    ☐ Freenode IRC servers.
    ☐ EC2 elastic IPs.
    ☐ OPP (Other People’s Policy).

35. RT @idSoftware: Time flies! Happy Birthday to Quake III Arena, which was released 15 years ago today http://t.co/afMytjMhGp

36. RFC 4408 § 5.4
    (http://t.co/JqHGEc5Y3Z)

    Too many cooks.

37. 31/…I look him straight in the eye, and I says to him, I, I says to the guy. I says to him, he’s right there, I’m right-- [140 CHARACTERS]

38. 3/“News from Nowhere” is still a clever Victorian-Marxist portmanteau, a Nick Cave song, an Air Supply album, etc…

    http://t.co/MgwPnX9ehR

39. 1/I dreamed that Tweetbot supported regex( /^\d+//) mutes and it was a Utopia without very-special one-hour-episode long-form pith.

40. It’s raining and something under my apartment is thudding every few seconds.

    It sounds like Q1E1M7 in here. https://t.co/P6rFQ31PQ9

41. RT @djfood: Last chance to grab a download of my @dustandgrooves ‘Influences’ mix before the file gets deleted tomorrow http://t.co/IRxnVES…

42. RT @BastardySkull: @granitetide @hilare_belloc i sign this message with my pgp key. i put on my robe and wizards hat

43. Today, I’m thankful to you, first poster, for posting a Negatron (https://t.co/kRtMUlYrDm) to the entire list:

    http://t.co/e7KrkBDAa7

44. ACT I: Introduce protagonist ℗ to a new marketing email category.

    II: ℗ faces password reset, delete-my-account flows.

    III: ℗ checks mail.

45. RT @bnrsso: It’s Pig Latin for “BOLD”: http://t.co/ItqIB7W9V2

46. RT @whimsley: New on the blog: “Why Canada should de-activate Uber”. #ubertoronto. http://t.co/Yag7VIRgip

47. RT @debcha: @Dymaxion @justinpickard Yeah—like many unexamined hierarchies, it serves the more-valued group nearly as poorly as the less-va…

48. Highlander was a documentary. And the events happened in real time.

49. 🎅

50. @maradine j moves the cursor “down” in vi.

51. No, it’s a scar I got beating the crap outta the last jerk who asked if I had styptic pen all over my face. I’m hairless. Yeah, genetics.

52. Support Our Secret Troops

53. RT @grahamvsworld: 15:04:55 xxxxxx | uhm, a recruiter just followed me on flickr 15:04:57 xxxxxx | god damnit

54. https://t.co/zuKIR9e6TP

55. RT @headhntr: The @EFF is helping launch a new, free Certificate Authority to dramatically increase encrypted Internet traffic https://t.co…

56. @maradine I’d say he’s getting real. I’ve played Odell Lake.

57. RT @ranjit: Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts and cannot lie. His twin brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth. You may ask o…

58. RT @seanmcarroll: Erwin Schrödinger’s daughter, as quoted by Jim Hartle: “I think my father just didn’t like cats.”

59. bro-cut’s gawk work is heck of quick but can’t be quicker than not.

    Dirty rule of thumb: bro-cut -d adds about 10x latency to a pipeline.

60. So @richtener got me a KITAN⭐️CLUB sushi cat, and, https://t.co/XN7YF2cIRw

61. @textfiles that’s pretty cheap for a Bowie shirt. http://t.co/ehvf4ibxBk

62. RT @BonzoESC: http://t.co/2e6ev2fYzI

63. If you own systems in EC2 and aren’t auditing “the inventory problem” for hosts, users, secrets, and ACLs, you’re gonna have a bad time.

64. RT @tinysubversions: Jodorowsky’s tweet: brilliant but canceled during fundraising. A screencap of his drafts has been hugely influential. …

65. WELCOME TO OUR NOTIFICATION CENTER.

    NOTICE THERE IS NO “P” IN IT.

    https://t.co/2tIQ5Xdxky

66. [Alvin Lucier’s “I Am Sitting in a Room”] too many cooks

67. RT @phette23: Bots should always punch up, never punch down: http://t.co/uzy5lpdCxt from last year’s #botsummit but new to me

68. RT @FioraAeterna: .@NSA_PR too many spooks spoil the NIST

69. RT @dinodaizovi: A mathematical proof that training users to not click bad links will never work:

    THERE EXISTS A BUZZFEED SUCH THAT IT IS …

70. Aww, this leaky paper coffee cup got 1997 web design all over my desk. =[ https://t.co/ZIX7dmn8Pn

71. https://t.co/ZVDPfzojDk is excellent.

    Worth noting: bug programs skirt the line of spec work, don’t hate the players, etc.

72. Upstairs neighbor has put two bird feeders on our shared fire escape. One apparently unforeseen gravitational phenomenon: bird food falls.

73. Could God hide a sysop that even He couldn’t find with traditional tradecraft, CMU research, the FBI, ICE HSI, Europol, and Eurojust?

74. RT @grahamvsworld: This is high art https://t.co/NyMTxtBEWA

75. RT @kitchentuition: this is surely a terrible idea.

76. @mckt_ you’ll blow y’er monitor up!

77. This morning, a man walked past our tech shuttle bus stop, and he said, “Jeeze, is there a factory for you guys?”

78. @michaelcoyote bold words.

    Damn it. [I flip a coin again]

    @michaelcoyote bold words.

79. Does Markdown use text or (text)[link]?

    One markdown hack is to pretend that [] are heads and () are tails, then use a coin toss.

80. Here’s an arbitrarily cropped thumbnail.

    Here’s a resized and framed smaller un-cropped thumbnail.

81. ⌘-L, !imdb “An elaborate Blade Runner “enhance” scene as parody of the average experience with web service image lightboxes. (2014)”

82. Please join me in #logoff on Freenode. The gimmick is that it’s an IRC channel that tells you to log off.

83. Jazzed that I was able to find an unopened, 2003 @goincase guitar gig bag.

    Bonus: tag b-side product placement: https://t.co/2fn3j98tiX

84. RT @animaldrumss: @DinkMagic [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps.…

85. RT @richtener: Our new Evernote security site is live! Check it out for our security overview and more: https://t.co/8NaM1Er66i

86. I’m really digging @textual, an OS X IRC client:

    • Logging disabled by default
    • ZNC integration
    • Great themes

    http://t.co/PKoqlvQjlN

87. smh if your desktop wallpaper isn’t a wallpaper pattern, e.g., this rad old k10k pixelpattern. http://t.co/PWYvPQYVJj http://t.co/5zA0B01Jrj

88. RT @xorbyte: Evernote’s “Security” page https://t.co/lEc5ytq4gd is a model that other online services should aspire to for transparency and…

89. @BART_ebooks http://t.co/U6bikTbnje

90. @tqbf the sfbay-DFIR meetup birds-of-a-feathered re: hiring for DFIR last month, so next week we’re gonna have a panel about it. Interested?

91. Bought a Stratocaster in ’95, came in a cat-pissed gig bag I never use. Got the bag out tonight to use. My cat peed on my bed immediately.

92. RT @ibogost: “Escape from Microsoft Word” http://t.co/lmFH63QO3Q via @nybooks

93. RT @ibogost: Here’s @tinysubversions killing it again at XOXO: https://t.co/6PAxMEbU9t

94. RT @hashbreaker: Slides online for my “Making sure crypto stays insecure” talk at #h2hc: http://t.co/Gspou7RFHP #terrorism #drugs #pedophil…

95. Do any browsers have an alternative URL copy, e.g. ⇧⌘C, that will get the bare URL and strip the GET parameters? Shit is out of control.

96. “Let’s Go Giants” to the tune of “Suicide is Painless”, on 1, 2, 3…

97. I’m sitting in a cardboard box with TIME MACHINE written on it.

98. RT @animaldrumss: Doctor: your son has severe depression
    Parents: but he always says life is extremely good shit
    Doctor: yeah its ironic de…

99. Vulnerability logos : airline food bits : : hackers : hacks.

100. These em-BAR-goes are making me THIRSTY!

     These EMBAR-goes are MA-king me Thirsty!

     These embargoes are making THIR-sty!

     No?

     Yeah, no.

101. San Francisco Vote by Mail Ballot Konami Coce: YES on new taxes, NO on bonds, YES for judges, NO on obstruction, party line everywhere else.

102. RT @textfiles: Kermit-face. http://t.co/0dbCXkUkeN

103. The hacker, known only as n4rc1ss1st, demands feels, <3’s, unity, and one love. Empower the planet.

     3J98t1WpEZ73CNmQviecrnyiWrnqRhWNLy

104. “More to come, keep showing your support” is the best appropriation of political rhetoric for hokey ripper self-promotion I’ve seen all day.

105. That 2014 thing where the masthead swoops down in an animation right over the text you’re reading, as if to say “FUCK YOU FOR READING THIS!”

106. Hey Chuckles,

     It’s called the fundamental attribution error, not the fundamental attribution theory.

     xoxo

107. The San Francisco Neo-Futurists really get me. https://t.co/fccs0VKZLo

108. I assumed The Dropbox Dude soccer thing was a skit, then I assumed it was real but that the Dudes were a The Yes Men project, then, I just 😞

109. RT @chipmonkey: A must read. http://t.co/ovMkqXAK8b

110. If you use the time machine to see futuresouth.us reveal that Yahoo Sports was an inside job again and again and again, turn to page 7.

111. If you use the time machine to travel to 1990s and prevent Shellshock from being added to bash, turn to page 93.

112. Oh, I see you have Calibre here too, nice, whatcha readin? [scans list of all books on disk and blasts them off to http://t.co/9mT9phl9zN]

113. Lord Jesus,

     I pray for the souls that let goo.gl into their life and can’t escape it. I pray that their search doesn’t shorten, needlessly

114. @maradine Normally, yeah, but I managed to transfer the two gallons of Dick Clarkleywine left to a keg with a working OUT poppet. NYE saved!

115. In home brewing, very few failures’re catastrophic but the closest ones surprise you with gallons of beer all over the damned floor.

116. Reading up on Prop G, I was just reminded that I live in District 9. Oh my.

117. A telling flaw in http://t.co/dwIWk8jz12:

     The author uses it’s incorrectly and its correctly in the same sentence of the eighth paragraph.

118. THIS IS A TEST OF THE RANDO SECURITY ADVICE SYSTEM

     WE CANNOT PUT “CLICKING LINKS IN EMAIL” BACK INTHE BOTTLE

     THIS WAS A TEST OF THE RAN–

119. idk, when my dad caught me adding markdown to a textarea, he made me write an entire python webapp in a textarea. I puked all afternoon!

120. I still assume that every open ended question from a stranger in fall and spring on lists and IRC is a university homework question. =[

121. The weather in San Francisco today just can’t even. https://t.co/HFX3ZAfrfK

122. A quality brewing thermometer can double as a no-HVAC misery index. https://t.co/k3wPWj1VqZ

123. @mckt_ I love time travel movies.

124. RT @fun_cuddles: http://t.co/aTdxkTY3vV Just think of “bash” like a nightclub… No Symantec, no.

125. @alexcpsec Nothing ever, ideally.

126. .
     M
     A
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     K
     D
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     Nope. http://t.co/qb2d2dBYtc

127. The Tarsnap bounty page is my new favorite bounty page: http://t.co/DWGbQPg8NI

128. VOLUME PROTECTED
     ENTER PASSWORD:

     > SPOOPY http://t.co/E40NxltUEE

129. RT @grahamvsworld: STOP DOING ALL OTHER THINGS AND WATCH https://t.co/HOpbNIpYzJ

130. RT @kalebhorton: Here’s a page from my Cheers spec, which was written in 1986 for the purposes of this joke. http://t.co/pg9XbwlSRN

131. Budweiser Presents: Real Men of Genius

     Today, we salute you, mister “() { :; }; echo bashcve>>/var/log/httpd/bashcve.txt” user agent haver.

132. You can tell the Tumblr security bloggers from the Wordpress and Blogspot security bloggers because the Tumblr bloggers use ping -fAap 31337

133. (clicker) https://t.co/hh1UOjShht

134. I almost let 2014 go without having a Giants homerun dog. ⚾️ https://t.co/mpfqPhPUwx

135. 🐟🐟 http://t.co/oaqM0YMZJl 2.1.1 🐟🐟

     A helpful contributor already updated Homebrew and added a pkill to facilitate: https://t.co/uO9v8AQLOt

136. @CrucialCarl I think that’s called red teaming.

137. “For a secure time, call…”

138. I like the low barrier to entry of ELK NSM stacks, I just see… no added value in a dashboard of pie charts and event volume histograms.

139. @wadebaker all ‘growing’s can be replaced with present ‘are’ or elided. 6 can go both ways: security likes hardening and patches.

140. An ordinal scale of cartoon character names.

141. By the time most of us get a pet of our own, in our early 20s, everyone that loves us is so tired our poor decisions that they just watch.

142. RT @susie_c: “The sharing economy is not an app. It’s a mindset.” This is some evil, bad faith shit. https://t.co/n5dBT73TAM

143. 2015 is gonna be the year of iCloud on the desktop.

144. RT @animaldrumss: Thoreau’s fun woods vacation was cut short when he learned that fish dont really keep money in the river bank. they don’t…

145. RT @dril: im developing an app called “mr. beer”. you can use it to ask mr. beer if beer is his favorite drink and he might say yes. mr. be…

146. RT @grahamvsworld: I was going to go as as the security industry for Halloween but I can’t find a clown costume that’s both scary and campy…

147. Maybe I read SIASL too early but I only ever hear “grok” to be a kinda stupid martiansplaining that free love is like, totally OK, babes.

148. RT @ibogost: The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World, by Ishmael, sailor. http://t.co/rUI…

149. @grahamvsworld it’s the haircut. And maybe that I was only in his store to extract wealth (from the ATM) and not to buy anything.

150. Liquor store owner just told me I look like Travis. Travis? Yeah man, the CEO of Uber.

     I think he just told me to go fuck myself, idk.

151. RT @animaldrumss: ah fuck. neighbor captured and ate my son, and it’s legal under “get your dinner” laws. can’t get mad at him though, he d…

152. “ADVERTISEMENT” –Forbes. (2014) Thought Of The Day. Retrieved September 12, 2014, from http://t.co/FOdEg2N01e http://t.co/3EM7Q4d1vn

153. @alexeirrm @grahamvsworld I just bought a pair for @vurtyou and I. Hooray beer!

154. https://t.co/8n76mS4vyw is fun to read in the tone of a conscription service draft letter for a sub-light speed seed ship fleet.

155. Say what you will about the tenets of GNU getopt_long, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

156. Searchin’
     Seek and destroy [all notifications]
     Searchin’
     Seek and destroy [all notifications]
     Searchin’
     Seek and destroy [all notifications]

157. RT @quinnnorton: Reddit, you’re a misogynistic, racist, hateful cesspool, and I look forward to your demise. http://t.co/EcLaBBMrY5

158. I’m enjoying the heck out of Posner’s argument: http://t.co/AlFgGZ1tBy

     Indiana: “Free Riders!”
     Posner: “Don’t be a dick, Indiana.”

159. RT @shanley: Fuck markdown use HTML

160. RT @ModFarm: Time is a flat circle. RT @kerryrm
     I read a new issue of @ModFarm the way I used to pour over a new @WIRED magazine back in 19…

161. –ally arbitrary patternless crap, and an HCI anti-pattern. At least WordPerfect, which required function-key reference cards, had a system.

162. really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, re–

163. While I’m catching up on today’s topics and top-posting without reading the god damned threads: ASCII markup, as a thing, is really, really,

164. ~17 years ago I joined everyone else in the store and quit in a walk-out of a McDonald’s job over a creep manager + pay: a luxury most lack.

165. Every time new package manager is created, entropy gives chaos a high five and then offers a down-low only to pull it in at the last second.

166. RT @silicon_dril: marc andreesen… habve you seen this guy. fuck him. he talks shit even though his money pile is made of netscape instead…

167. Reminder: Reddit’s position on free speech is an accountability dodge and their only exceptions (e.g. doxxing) are mere self-defense.

168. I like to think there’s a dog butt sticking outta the antipodes of 45th and Sloat Ave, in the Pacific, tail wagging. http://t.co/KfAXlUQLKY

169. A happy stout in front of a sleeping clarkleywine. https://t.co/ict05nI4qN

170. I’m the operator
     With my pocket calculator
     I’m the operator
     With my pocket calculator

171. Systems built to record and produce everything a human does should be built to record and produce everything the system’s users do.

172. In Area 51, the United States government has alien muffler technology that works on even the most primitive human motorcycles.

173. The most un-thing possible is to keep bringing up thing. Only Smurfs do that.

174. I found a station somewhere in my Sonos called Chill. It plays chill music. Every few tunes, a bumper whispers “IT’S TIME TO CHILL.”

175. So that is why our security product that records everything everyone does doesn’t record what the analysts do with the product. Make sense?

176. You see, if The Great Scribe had to write down that he was writing down everything that happened, we’d have a recursion problem.

177. RT @Pinboard: This is basically how I feel speaking at tech conferences. Except, 1000 times less funky: http://t.co/L6n3ITJ52v

178. A thing I keep noticing is lamentations about how people specialize in ways that are consistent but not convenient to capital.

     i d g i

179. “Racked” the smoked porter to a keg tonight. In hindsight, “Two extra pounds of 2-row? Put it on the pizza!” was really dumb. It’s too pale.

180. RT @LobsterNews: Jacob Appelbaum - People Think They’re Exempt From NSA (2014) [1:03:57]
     https://t.co/n8nuIlcBFk
     https://t.co/EDXRVqmPqn

181. The truffle-man, utterly defeated by capital, offered the Redbull to bystanders. With no takers, he shrugged and placed it on empty ground.

182. Dolores Park: Redbull reps gave a man selling vegan gluten+sugar+weed-free truffles a can of Redbull. They didn’t have sugar-free Redbull.

183. 🚲
     THIS IS NOT A LOUD PIPES.

184. Just got an email from griz@sanfranciscobrewcraft.com.

     Spooky.

185. Caravaggio’s Narcissus, but in a stupid black NO I WILL NOT FIX YOUR COMPUTER t-shirt, forever gazing into a pool of their own exploits.

186. RT @yoz: Living the INEPTICON future: giant faceless corporations track my dreams, my every move, and yet somehow guess my sexuality wrong

187. If there’s a sticky sweet explosion in the mission tonight please rm my NAS and have somafm play those sick death metal Weezer covers.

188. These bottles of ginger ale were the exact same size when fermentation started Sunday. https://t.co/VswGqk9GDV

189. Try on each of these Village People outfits, and this clown costume. What? I’m the Chief Costume Operations Officer, that’s why!

190. RT @crdavies: I’m hiring for the #security team at @atlassian - Who’s up for the challenge! #infosecjobs http://t.co/3zZLiTSmvI

191. RT @Pinboard: Delete all you want; I’m an archivist! http://t.co/PZHD0WrTRE

192. RT @richtener: Evernote enables DMARC to fight email spam: http://t.co/hKcfAqh7Bf #dmarc #security

193. Medical Engineer

     Requirements
     • Cardiology of Humans, cats, & robots
     • HIPPA, SOX, DNA
     • Able to code
     • Culture fit
     • Passion
     • Homeopathy

194. ~ brew install smoked porter https://t.co/851860sbiA

195. RT @webster: Alright, it’s a Tumblr! Submit! http://t.co/bgEiCHliTD #httpshaming cc: @ioerror @locks

196. Always be procrustean shaming.

197. [mutes phone] [unmutes phone again] Sorry everyone that was me, I like to use sirens to freak out my dogs but my kids hate it [mutes phone]

198. [i furrow my brow] yeah this table of data in this email is way too intense. make it a link, to like, a dashboard of stoplights or something

199. @coaxmetal unironically: Blowfish Sushi at Bryant and 20th.

200. https://t.co/x6bN2SQMbZ

201. http://t.co/tiRZoRlP98

202. RT @PaulsBoutiqueVC: Paul’s Boutique — A Visual Companion (VIDEO). http://t.co/l90cCtPoPK via @egotripland

203. RT @jeffnoon: Pixel Count, as issued today by the Met Office:
     Medium High to High, then Low Resolution later.

204. RT @johnmdav: Reading an old Philip K. Dick interview, and this might be one of my favorite literary quotes ever: http://t.co/plANzsEUmm

205. RT @plibin: The world does not have enough UI controls labeled “destroy”.

206. echo -n $”NO ONE CAN BE TOLD what the dollar signs in the nessusd init script’s start() and stop() echos are for.”

     NO ONE.

207. For as low as $120 I will tell you the world is a scary place and that Alex Holden has selected a shameful business model.

208. I’m told there are human beings that when told about photoDNA have privacy grievances? Are we SURE they’re human?

209. RT @GammaGroupPR: Here at Gamma International, we’ve run out of governments to sell to, so we’re opening up sales to the general public!

210. A lot of threat intelligence has the contextual value of whispering the time to someone that isn’t a buddy and didn’t ask if you had it.

211. RT @borderlands_sf: “What do we want?”
     “Time Travel!”
     “When do we want it?”
     “That’s irrelevant!”

212. http://t.co/YT7UKOnwvi

213. Rad, @AmosGoldbaum is a real person and his shirts I see everyone wearing aren’t the unlicensed merch I had stupidly assumed they were.

214. RT @quinnnorton: My talk from Hope on small adversaries: http://t.co/ouhZziX5Ot w/ Voldemort, My Little Pony, Oprah/Bees, & a fucking impor…

215. Oh I’ll add “neat” because it was neat [types near and can’t read it after staring at the sun reflecting off a cloud a.k.a the rainbow]

216. A near little blinding ball of a rainbow over Sutro. https://t.co/1fQXuNeUyP

217. You don’t get to blow the whistle though. There are rules.

218. If you are emphatic enough with the conductor about how sure you are that you swiped your Clipper card they have to let you drive the train.

219. @grahamvsworld I pick you!

220. RT @cowclicker: Remember that time you clicked on pictures of a cow?

221. A software update for Microsoft Office added Microsoft Lync to my dock. Cool shitty trick, Microsoft.

     Software
     Y
     No one wants
     E
     R
     Get out
     Y

222. RT @aka_fatman: Mayor McCheese: JESUS CHRIST, Ronald! You shot him! He was just taking hamburgers.

     Ronald McDonald: He won’t no more.

     Gri…

223. Bob, would you say that’s a vast array or a wide array?

     Oh, I’d say it’s a wide array, Jim.

     And the findings? Are they key?

     Very key.

224. Four years, I’ve brewed a barleywine in summer to open at a New Years party somewhere.

     Ima call this one “Dick Clarkleywine”, in memoriam.

225. RT @Pinboard: Productivity tip: add [EOM] to the subject line of your emails. While the recipient goes to Google what ‘EOM’ means, you can …

226. wheezy, apache2, mod_wsgi, python 2.7, and graphite-web in a virtualenv.

     Impossible? I believe so, Bob.

227. RT @boring_as_heck: DEALER: You looking to buy any thinkpieces? I got that good Salon shit.
     ME: Got anything on the Kim Kardashian game?
     DE…

228. @alexhutton I know, I know. =]

229. @alexhutton I’ve seen an exec require that of managers late to a meeting. It was… gross and embarrassing. The only late hacker: “What? No.”

230. RT @animaldrumss: [guy next to me takes out popcorn he snuck in] You want some?
     me: Yeah, pour it in here [pulls out bag marked 'Evidence f…

231. ★☆☆☆☆
     The_Selfish_Brand, by Dick Dawkins

232. @coaxmetal @vogon mayonnaise testing on humans should be outlawed internationally because it is cruel and also hella gross.

233. RT @cory_foy: Just in case it goes away - probably one of the best Twitter exchanges ever http://t.co/Vl1tdlsQjP

234. Da haahh, da haahh
     Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh
     Da haahh, da haahh
     Da ha-hahh ha-hahh haahh

     http://t.co/T9qCm1iXdz

235. @vogon I wonder if there’re events or corporate giving officers requiring “volunteers (sic) be payed minimum wage or better, in $ not swag”.

236. RT @konklone: I did it everyone, a perfect 100% A+ SSL rating for my website, I only had to completely block most of the Internet http://t.…

237. RT @NeinQuarterly: A hermeneutic circle walks into a bar. Orders a round. Charged for two. Leaves none the wiser.

238. Untitled https://t.co/tglVSPYAmp

239. Untitled https://t.co/l7IN90WEtw

240. Has San Francisco’s Kite Hill ever been to César Chávez Park? http://t.co/qXTUArpHfH

241. RT @easyDNS: DON’T USE NSLOOKUP. EVER. THAT IS ALL.

242. Vault doors at the old San Francisco U.S. Mint. https://t.co/QH03ViHDz3

243. The sleeves look like they’re way too long on this silly black t-shirt but I’d still buy it. (http://t.co/87M5fCoUmm) http://t.co/AnCzoBIwJK

244. @4Dgifts eh, the term is out of the genie bottle at this point isn’t it? Every time I see it griefed it’s close reading of a generous text.

245. @4Dgifts their intent is positive, is the problem really their jargon?

246. RT @ssoper: Star Trek + Lil Jon + GIF stabilization = oddly mesmerizing mashup http://t.co/zPlbnmzyuE “Turn Down for Spock”

247. https://t.co/CnlWJnLCrC

248. Fortune 50 Devouring Its Acquisition – Francisco Goya

     http://t.co/aaU29R563R

249. RT @benjammingh: Video is up for ‘Handmade Security At Etsy’ from #DevOpsDays MSP. https://t.co/RiqPervYls Play along at home with https://…

250. RT @reyjrar: Interested in doing Security Incident Management and willing to relocate to Amsterdam? DM me!

251. Morozov: …infrastructure needed to abet this …should be free to use, hard to track, and open to new, subversive uses: http://t.co/LBOOwi46oe

252. @twindigo no don’t!

253. RT @Shotwellsbar: Click warfare rages unchecked in the Mission tonight http://t.co/IUsnX00mQ0

254. RT @grahamvsworld: Is there anything more nonstop migraine-inducing, exasperated-sighing, eye-rolling than non-pragmatist security people?

255. SOME OF THE COURSES ARE POISONOUS. LOL.

     FOOD ALLERGIES? HAHA FUCK YOU.

256. COME TO MY NEW RESTAURANT IN THE FUCKING DESERT, ONLY OPEN IN AUGUST.

     THE ENTREE IS BETWEEN 23 COURSES IN 3 TRACKS. DESSERT: TOMORROW.

257. To stow rack keyboard and monitor, insert fingers into the tiny bear traps on either side of the tray and depress the tiny levers in them.

258. RT @securityhobo: My deployment of DNSSEC for BIND involves a pair of zip strips and a restraining order against @dakami

259. RT @grahamvsworld: http://t.co/pWm0zEK7Ih

260. No one can be told what a level-up is, but the fact that you got one is because this is a meritocracy.

261. Someone described a flat white as “just some coffee with a lot of milk in it” so I made ‘em a short americano topped with whole milk.

     Oops.

262. Cool cool cool.

     Comcast Business mined @charmsec’s .org tld administrative contact for dead-tree business marketing. So honored. #blessed

263. Connecting with literal brands: HISSSSSSSS

264. An Infosec Trope

     A: anyone heard of $vendor?
     B: no?
     B looks
     B: creepy
     A: yeah, A service no one would ever want done to themselves
     B: gross

265. The Catcher in the Rye gets better every year, but don’t identify with Holden so much dear, that’s how John Lennon got shot.

266. RT @Pinboard: Most accurate video explanation of how SSL works that I have ever seen: http://t.co/BBFModPUM5 (thank you @cwjohnston)

267. A bicyclist that spits on passing corporate buses spit on a passing corporate bus again today.

268. RT @Fart_Bringer: Good cop: just tell us where the drugs are, we can help you
     Bad cop: OK sir you’re free to go
     Good cop: Oh like bad at yo…

269. @grahamvsworld well we reached the appropriate conclusion in the end anyhow. I’m going on break.

270. From Around The Web
     [misogyny] [corporate misogyny] [alpha males] [alpha cars]
     [financial scam] [health scam] [mortality scam]

271. RT @substitute: Watching my entire state be trolled by a bored aristocrat

272. FFS

     alias pythong=“/usr/bin/python”

273. WTB: a MF Doom style mask (eye holes and no chin) with the Swedish Chef’s face on it.

274. brew install Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale http://t.co/VFNq7Mp8Tq

275. New glass in the sight glass, brutal install tolerances. https://t.co/9FEZNjB8Jw

276. A cool San Francisco landlord gimmick: never install window screens anywhere. We built our own last weekend, like god damned cavemen. Magic!

277. Time is a flat @Welchs Fruit Snacks®.

278. RT @ashk4n: New paper finds serious security flaws in Web-based Password Managers incl @LastPass and @RoboForm: http://t.co/Otr73IpojY @USE…

279. RT @animaldrumss: And this, milady, is my electronic guitar. I paid for the whole neck but i only ever use the top half, since i’m soloing …

280. http://t.co/e862OrEX7U

     It’s A-OK to hate a class of people, but generous to wonder if not everyone under 30 is in that class. Heartwarming.

281. RT @silicon_dril: my cofounder is trying to stick my pitch deck (Pincus-Style) on the toilet with a refrigerator magnet. doesnt understand …

282. It is fun to mentally put “WE” in front of bossy signage like some parents do orders. “WE DO NOT STAND ON STEPS WHILE TRAIN IS IN MOTION.”

283. Jarry: And what’s the deal with Vendors and bugs?

     laugh-track

     Jarry: Yesterday angry mob? And today blogs?

     laugh-track

     applause

284. Hey remember that time when everyone lol’d about the Super Bowl broadcasting a whiteboard with a wifi password on it?

     That was awesome.

285. Gonna to spend the day bouncing from design site to design site commenting “On the other hand, there is the Checkpoint logo.” on every post.

286. ℗ excited tbqh.

287. Every time I help some with a computer problem I end with “… because computers are stupid”. And not as a computer science joke, damnit.

288. RT @JerrySeinfelt: Jerry’s girlfriend refuses to volunteer critical information but subsequently flies into a rage when he doesn’t ask for …

289. RT @astro_reid: Nice to fly over my hometown #Baltimore. Camden yards clearly visible. Go @Orioles http://t.co/kw5qhZ8gdB

290. Word association prompt: “locals”

291. RT @animaldrumss: oh did i not capitalize the title of the monthly report? oops. my “mistake” [I move my mouse aside to reveal an anarchy s…

292. RT @stevesilberman: SF fireworks in a nutshell. Hilarious photo via @erinbiba. http://t.co/g1D8CjH9wx

293. Can my coke dealer evict me out of my apartment in the Mission if I put screens in the windows myself?

294. Why do I always get a warped one?!? Alt: …damned thing run Linux, etc. https://t.co/fmbH8pbuJf

295. RT @dannolan: http://t.co/KxsJUrTjjP

296. It is said that if the min-max goal of the algorithms coordinating Redwood City traffic and walk signals is ever determined, the universe w-

297. RT @mat: This is irresponsible and sleazy and exactly what people hate about startups sucking the life out of San Francisco https://t.co/pq…

298. RT @OnePerfectShot: BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (1986) Director of Photography: Dean Cundey | Director: @TheHorrorMaster http://t.co/fN7WF0…

299. RT @mattblaze: Dan Farmer’s thoughtful essay on why many of us dread Def Con. http://t.co/2VQLG2U2pl

300. RT @Acuity_Design: We need to introduce Datalord as digital equivalent of Landlord - holding & exploiting value without action http://t.co/…

301. @jjarmoc http://t.co/qGjnMa04Jk was a fun thread about that.

302. Your honor, the scrivener would like to plead Bartleby. Motion to dismiss.

303. RT @NickHardeman: My audio viz app was rejected from the Mac App Store because “it’s not useful.” So, free OSX download http://t.co/RJe7N2w…

304. RT @jessamyn: "This is bad, even for Facebook” @grimmelm w/ a cogent analysis of why their experiment was sketchy (if not illegal) http://t…

305. Evil-BOFH is a BOFH twinner, fetch, doppleganger, etc. Instead of converting things into shell scripts, Evil-BOFH uses ruby. And gems.

306. A cool error to see in a irc client. https://t.co/nmH13OC5w7

307. Find any old server with this one weird tip that site-operations hates:

     /usr/bin/eject

308. RT @DefuseSec: “sup” is “dns” upside down.

309. RT @richtener: Evernote Strengthens Privacy Position with New Security Capabilities: http://t.co/ZCGIzniJtf

310. @grahamvsworld if it’s purple, click it… hurtful?

311. Don’t click on links in websites!

312. RT @animaldrumss: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got …

313. http://t.co/dmettsGbLU sha-1 sum boxes on a chain of custody paperwork? Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?

314. Straffe-scrolling: 1. drag-and-drop scroll acceleration at border of a scrollable element by moving the cursor parallel to boundary. 2. Ugh.

315. Solutions: aluminum subacetate, citrate phosphate dextrose adenine, concentrated acetic acid, sodium hypochlorite, web navigation templates.

316. Platforms: lifeguard towers, band stages, diving boards, political party positions, a deck, shoes, trying to keep ‘cyber’ from happening.

317. Cop Hipsters: “They often disrupt groups, ironically, by promoting destructive witch hunts for infiltrators!” – http://t.co/eBx2wZlxRs

318. Tired of making Sazeracs LAGDCM, looking to get the absinthe just right, one of my refined searches was for a Decorative Mister.

319. 2/2) New (boss?) is efficiency-driven, disregards human factors, exits (dies?, chased?), survivors undo all changes, lament lost time(!).

320. 1/2) Going nuts trying remember the author, story, or anthology I remember this plot from: Pre-war? Small town. Outsider trope. Post office?

321. @coaxmetal half cheers.

322. RT @addelindh: @grantstavely That is possibly the best response I’ve ever gotten on Twitter.

323. Just got home after a busy day of a busy week of a busy month, please excuse the following RT.

     xoxo, call your mother more often, etc.

324. @addelindh heh, hate to stop lurking like that, hope it didn’t offend. Seeking generalists is a correct response to many threat models.

325. @addelindh the mystery is a tautology. Generalists are rare. The thought experiment inherently invites refutation. Nuance won’t help.

326. RT @boring_as_heck: Wow, the ref just gave one of France’s players a yellow card for not having the Macklemore haircut.

327. RT @addelindh: I’d like to see a comparison of EMET vs FireEye, who stops more “real world” APT attacks? The numbers are pretty clear on th…

328. First time in the Mission Public Library, for talk on the history of beer brewing in San Francisco, gorgeous building!

329. geocities.dat is so precious. That IP address ain’t in Greece, it’s on the internet. You think Guy Fawkes mask wearers are actually Guy? Oh.

330. @grahamvsworld it’s me!

331. RT @grahamvsworld: What’s wrong buddy?
     MY BRAIN HURT
     Oh what happened?
     I MAKE NEGRONIS WITH TEQUILA
     Gross, who’d you try to give those to?
     …

332. Melt the guns.
     Melt the guns.
     And never more desire them.

333. RT @firemanmike1619: @grantstavely dont forget Coke White Powder™

334. Coke Red™
     Coke Grey™
     Coke Black™
     Coke Gold™
     Coke RedGold™
     Coke GreyGold™
     Coke BlackGold™
     Coke Red with Cherry™
     Coke Grey with Cherry™
     Coke…

335. I wonder if any coolhunters predicted that ityool 2014 adults would order packs of cigarettes by traditional color?

336. Company without FTC injunction handles breach competently, scene thought leaders left with surplus cynicism, many
     spontaneous combust.

337. The Simulation has an irony fetish.

338. RT @sungo: Attention ops people, particularly those on-call. This is a Friday the 13th with a full moon. WE ARE AT DEFCON EMPTY SCOTCH BOTT…

339. RT @grahamvsworld: @grantstavely actually, not all security people

340. Security people are neither.

341. @grahamvsworld I think I’ma call it “Tron syndrome”.

342. RT @engberg: Details about this week’s DDoS: http://t.co/TvwnWgfFoo

343. RT @grahamvsworld: My favorite thing about “security people” is how they’re so used to disdaining user opinions that they just default to d…

344. Mystery Solved™

345. OH: Preparation Hyperbole

346. Rosicrucians!

347. RT @grahamvsworld: I hate guns in America because I hate the police state more. Your guns won’t stop the police state; they will help cause…

348. Law and Order SVU: “SENTENCING”

     🔨🔨

     Judge: “I hereby remand the victim to marriage, and to a new Dad, to be provided by the state.”

     🔨🔨

349. Please check again later. Later there might be updates. But not right now. Later, who knows? Please do check. http://t.co/BxLXYgo6B4

350. @firemanmike1619 @AStave22 No Skanking!

351. RT @four: Apple randomizes MAC address in IOS8. This will force people to use iBeacons for customer tracking. http://t.co/Hh1Ti0Ph0E

352. @grahamvsworld http://t.co/hyLoADrrBG

353. Something something militia something something http://t.co/EMjJSMGx5Y

354. RT @Cheesegod69: @ahuj9 http://t.co/h8S7m2byKt

355. Anyone outside of Apple doing anything neat with emond? https://t.co/ABwmdsBIIq

356. Reminder: flipping a coin is still a dominant strategy against inference-based SSL vulnerability scanning to ascertain CVE status.

357. RT @mxcl: Tried to use Homebrew as an in to get a puff on some guy’s spliff. He did not know it. Damn it.

358. This is my new favorite bug in the trash fire that is my Wikipedia reader extension (https://t.co/BaBrUyMBc2): https://t.co/qJQ9xjsBKU

359. RT @richtener: Evernote releases transparency report https://t.co/73H6iuKhbM

360. The Glengarry Highlands Leads: a repo “do not call” list: fork and pull req the hash of your email. The Glen Ross Farms Leads: same, phone #

361. RT @grahamvsworld: Martha,

     A salesperson from Rapid7 has gained my email address, I know not how. I won’t lead them back to the children.
     …

362. RT @sarahjeong: I made the Thomas Friedman column a custom timeline: https://t.co/uVozdugcEi

363. Flappy Arp Cheat!

     echo 1 > /proc/sys/net/ipv4/conf/eth0/arp_ignore
     echo 2 > /proc/sys/net/ipv4/conf/eth0/arp_announce

364. https://t.co/2yGLgVS69j

365. I like Borges’s “look it up your damned self” delivery here. http://t.co/42RpGBZLES “Nowhere” is the Saxon word for “utopia,” and it …

366. 🚬toke

     Like, what if Rumsfeld admitted that his “unknown” is a pun on “u know” like “nowhere” is a utopia-pun on “no where and ”now here“.

367. @reyjrar spay and neuter your bikes!

368. RT @evgenymorozov: But what does Piketty’s flawed data tell us about Benghazi?

369. Whoa @gnachman, I just accidentally typed / while holding command down in a iTerm window when I meant to type ? and it blew my mind.

370. @coaxmetal Eh. http://t.co/A6ujXR9e8o

371. OK, I’m giving the new Eno • Hyde record another spin and the synths sound like the Princess Bride theme in “Sonic the Hedgehog II”’s world.

372. RT @Seinfeld2000: Imagen if Sienfeld was emoji? (by @Seinfeld2000 and @kmccauley)

     http://t.co/YyrXBu163h http://t.co/WUZmY3H1Bf

373. If those responsible for what is up with truecrypt see enough tweets asking what is up with truecrypt, they have to answer. It’s the law.

374. RT @beerandnosh: Hey Beer Industry: feel free to take note of the (much needed) sexism & misogyny self-examination happening in the tech wo…

375. One gallon of krausen 24 hours into a double-pitched imperial stout: to blow-off or not to blow-off? https://t.co/3nFKeFoORc

376. A necromancer on an Inbox quest may cast an “Any luck?” reply against any e-mail thread that has been dead for 7 or more days.

377. “System Preferences > Trackpad > More Gestures > Swipe between pages” should never have defaulted to the same fingers as scroll, zoom, etc.

378. Borges, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen! http://t.co/I3KNAcjRHZ

379. TRIVIA: Morrissey had his own homunculus sing backup on The Smiths’s Bigmouth Strikes Again. Then the damned thing escaped. Reward offered.

380. STOP TESTING MAYONNAISE ON HUMANS!

381. @grahamvsworld which classes is the ones you are teaching?

382. ICYMI (17 years ago): http://t.co/lo3esDCJ03

     lol.

383. Found a 13GB drive at Dad’s over the weekend containing my only copy of my http://t.co/vE4IsoALoB site… https://t.co/yf5Y3Vsw0R

384. My Damon Runyon impersonation is a trash fire more than somewhat.

385. So the everloving wife up and finds a problem the handheld Fruit Computer has with iOS emojis. http://t.co/UV5ayTw0mM

386. http://t.co/GjoR4Nsk7J

387. @grahamvsworld “Helpdesk, this is @grantstavely, how can I help you?”

388. @grahamvsworld https://t.co/t9FNyvjkeV

389. RT @frontlinepbs: Bill Binney’s full FRONTLINE Interview: http://t.co/bJeUT9drpi #USofSecrets http://t.co/1Cggrqa45f

390. RT @MrStevenMoore: Cow Heel shoes. Used by Moonshiners to cover track during prohibition. Also used to frame cows for murder? http://t.co/g…

391. Laptop stickers for disambiguation, googly eyes for personality. https://t.co/tRHCCcsuan

392. @wanderingarch Neato. but solves a problem I don’t have with two problems I don’t have. I don’t think bike thieves use picks much. v0v

393. Dealing with clock skew and calendars and time zones as an intelligence analyst is super annoying, especially with years of data.

394. I’m not surprised we’ve resisted the metric system since 9/11 but I am surprised that secret police hasn’t moved us off DST and over to GMT.

395. “… richly deserves the mockery of inverted double commas.”

396. RT @scottsimpson: “Wait, why am I in hell?”
     “You said ‘craft beer’ that one time.”

397. RT @ibogost: “Click on me!” a thousand million people screamed into the void that devoured them.

398. RT @evgenymorozov: Is there a problem that smart socks can’t solve?

399. RT @Dymaxion: “Not all states”

400. Weekend Achievement: “Good afternoon ladies!”

     – part of growing my hair out I always forget

     (R.I.P Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg)

401. Also, Jimmy Page finally finished college (again) yesterday, so, you know, get the Led out.

     http://t.co/FAyqXXteLT

402. “iTunes Media folder location” located on a network volume AND “Keep iTunes Media folder organized” checked?

     http://t.co/Itx4ivSZ3l

403. @burritojustice @LisaMcIntire @zseward
     4. immenatizing the eschaton.

404. Also I finally finished Wilson’s Schrödinger’s Cat trilogy over the weekend, so I know that Flossing Is The Answer.

405. I don’t understand who the audience of most information security advice is. “Practice click hygiene” is a “Flossing is the solution” troll.

406. RT @rentenema: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! #rentnema

407. RT @grahamvsworld: The IT guys who stock the supplies machine at work are straight up trolling. http://t.co/Ip2BX4rB5Y

408. Pretension is a flat circle.

409. RT @grahamvsworld: Consider the environment http://t.co/bCftylbF2l

410. Jira at its Space Ballsiest:

     Created: Just now
     Updated: Just now http://t.co/oDPzlra9ok

411. @chadweinman @grahamvsworld we are hosting an OWASP event tonight, stop by for a beer!

412. RT @_mwc: OWASP Bay Area Chapter meeting Thurs - Redwood City @evernote - 2 Talks, drinks, food!

     http://t.co/cGXqwSwKqF http://t.co/0cX5uj…

413. When Nihilists Phish

     xxd Agreemnet-23069143.pdf | cut -d’:’ -f 2 | uniq -c
     694 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 …

414. Your Machine of Death Card of The Day

        COMPUTER TECHNICIAN
     

415. Sharing economy ad reads like glammed up Cutco knives ads, minus the product.

     “Make $20 an hour doing whatever, we’ll extract extract 5%!”

416. I just learned that the beekeeping term for an AWOL bee population is “absconding”. Naughty.

417. RT @silascutler: The best resolved host I have see today: http://t.co/jevuUkSXJ5

418. FWTB, DLTR, DBNR

419. @grahamvsworld @doeg Yep, @vurtyou and I have done about half of these: http://t.co/dQHXd61BrE. Bakalinksy seems to be city canon.

420. Fresh to d(IIPA)eath! https://t.co/y7Qql8liwc

421. @mckt_ I’ve done that. I highly recommend all of them. Percy’s last tour was excellent.

422. RT @xor: #munkdebate is pretty good but I’m a bit disappointed there aren’t more #brands engaging right now

423. Elasticsearch: “Good Morning! Great to see everyone! BRB”

     “K, back. Oh nm, BRB.”

     “K, bac–shit, nm br–”

     NO CARRIER

     http://t.co/0PLe9uKcE7

424. who ever is screaming at me to alias telnet to nc show yourself i will never alias telnet to nc etc

425. irl at this http://t.co/JuJviGLHhR bleeding heart thing someone at gfi raytraced, just wow.

     “gloOp!”

     “Splrgk.”

     “gloOp!”

     “Splrgk!”

426. Mark Liberman investigates “trahison des nerds”, an excellent name for the “SSL added and removed here ˙ ͜ʟ˙” meme:

     http://t.co/pfQvlLSlzC

427. TCP/IP is for connecting with brands.

428. RT @stevesilberman: Al Feldstein, who warped the best minds of a generation with MAD magazine, RIP. http://t.co/XjbFs7tmex http://t.co/Xhdl…

429. In this the year of horsey books. No! at whores E bucks! God damnit!

     Best regards, @grantstavely

     DBNR

430. @nipungupta @defcon nope.

431. Read GRC textfiles in the voice of a conservative AM talk radio host breathlessly performing a Dan Brown novel establishing GRC’s reputation

432. Pedants, please begin cranking your organ grinders to the tune of “encryption ain’t hashin’” in the key of AOL in 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4…

433. @grahamvsworld I am so jelly

434. Pliny the Elder clone made up for a pretty low OG (52% mash efficiency) with a super low FG (93% attenuation). I have no idea why! Brewing!

435. @VZDBIR @DarthNull @alexcpsec Congratulations!

436. Thomas Pikkety’s “Capital in the Twenty-First Century”: pretty damn good.

     (I’ve only had two semesters of accounting and one econ (micro)).

437. RT @0xabad1dea: Inside every enterprise is a really boring app with a dramatic mythological name already used by a hundred other boring ent…

438. Free dada project: a flag, on a flagpole, with a QR code, barcode, and a latin slogan on it. To be displayed indoors, in still air.

439. RT @PieCalculus: Example Time Scale of System Latencies. http://t.co/3o31b5J85b

440. RT @critical_dril: who the fuck is scraeming “GO GALT” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never go galt

441. Have any of you successfully removed paint from the textured side of decorative glass? https://t.co/TB6BuaklLj

442. #CharmSec’s bot: rude and gross.

     pronto: http://t.co/kOOIwenXtl
     +egg_shen: Damnit.
     @gravely: egg_shen: I <3 u
     +egg_shen: i <3 email

443. Working with / for adults is the best.

444. …“, in this, the revenue-enhancing-subsidized-time™ year of the @horse_js trash fire.

445. https://t.co/RrLGy3dxTw

446. RT @hypatiadotca: I made a thing: @whysecurity

447. The Dearborn Community Garden is pretty amazing this time of year. It’s a privilege to pass it on the walk home every evening.

448. RT @useNachos: As long as we are posting alt covers, here is tonight’s @Charmsec sign, to solve just buy me a beer #dbirpuzzle http://t.co/…

449. @DarthNull switching to Chrome instead of Preview as a pdf reader made it jump out at me. It copy/pastes more better, go figure.

450. Just found the first dbir clue, dang that was annoying. #dbirpuzzle

451. RT @DFSource: 2014 Verizon Data Breach Investigations Report #DBIR is available http://t.co/XSIJC6DKgX #DFIR

452. A description of spec work without acknowledgment of the term. A refutation of disclosure spec work. A conclusion about all bug bounties.

453. At the rate capital appropriates sexy-time jargon to describe labor, job postings will soon read like Illuminatus rituals.

454. 1lb whole cone cascades in the mash!

     Not pictured: 11 burner bikes, 5 broken chairs, 2 tables, murphy bed, easel, &c http://t.co/QLBNvmw3P0

455. Brewing a Pliny the Elder clone. Sunny days in the Mission make great brew days out back. https://t.co/zBXN02vUzi http://t.co/EId0AjPlVC

456. RT @burritojustice: Behold @veltman’s list of collective nouns for all 44 US Presidents. https://t.co/3yz5vMJbF1 A circumference of Tafts. …

457. “Why are you crying all the time?”

     “Chicken… 😢 Meatballs… 😭.”

458. Ever burn your own tear ducts shut? It took a month for my scars to form. I’d actually forgotten all about it. https://t.co/SUBHceUoDO

459. RT @StephenKing: Another spoiler: Romeo and Juliet die in Act 5.

460. So I’m chatting with the everloving wife as T-Rex in a dialogue with The Devil and then.

     http://t.co/o5W88PmJ3X: A++ http://t.co/6dQ3KJSLPc

461. RT @animal_drums_: I just feel like our anti-illuminati meetings would be more efficient if we spent less time accusing each other of being…

462. In a traditional vulnerability reports, banner grabs are rated low, colored green, placed in the appendix, and aggressively disregarded.

463. “Apache, ergo OpenSSL”, Kevin Descartesed.

464. RT @VeryShortStory: The tears fell from my eyes and burned through the ropes that bound me. I learned crying was my superpower, it could fr…

465. @grahamvsworld well, did he stop trusting you and all of your works?

466. RT @ArbysOnline: I (Arbys Logo) Arbys

467. The GI Joe episode of Community is breaking my brain. OMFG.

468. @wotowiec @vurtyou Looks rad, great prices, what do you think you’ll make?

469. Outstanding. http://t.co/cwQtXgjihc

470. @TheLiB lololol.

471. At ______, we take _______ very seriously.
     NOUN NOUN

472. RT @GarfbertComic: test: http://t.co/iCxfyn9xq8

473. In Act II, how important is @grantstavely’s 40 days cry? Is this man vs. nature? man vs. himself? Why is he really crying? Why 40 days?

474. One and a half months into having a clogged tear duct, and all I keep thinking is “even Dan Brown would be ashamed to write this character.”

475. RT @rabite: Hail Eris!

476. RT @tqbf: This guy’s blog is absolutely riveting: http://t.co/EYcaNGOirq

477. @bbaskin Congratulations!

478. @grahamvsworld the-Gordon-Gartrell-shirt-Denise-made.gif, Rudy!

479. These bugs are making me thirsty.

480. @maradine aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggh

481. $55 - stand outside my building for like 90 minutes on a Saturday morning, then come inside and have a late breakfast w/ some so-so coffee

482. That was gonna be a NetBSD joke but I am passionate that my art to appeal to a broad audience. http://t.co/K0G7OCn4uA

483. I’ve got the damned thing open, but no idea how or why I’d put Linux on it. http://t.co/4Fh9vh4ip2

484. a cool thing about riling up hatred is that an adult human being spit on me yesterday on my way home

485. RT @NonCombosMentos: A group of pedants is called an “actually”

486. A browser extension like IE4’s click for every navigation start but with Quake 3 plinks (GET) and plonks (POST) and bonks (DELETE), etc, etc

487. RT @VeryShortStory: Batman and Robin burst in seconds after Joker left. Batman grabbed Robin’s BatTweet and smashed it. "Stop tweeting ever…

488. Meatloaf… awww put it in the pizza.

489. /bin/true, you’re my only friend.

490. @alexeirrm @grahamvsworld if GNU Mailman passwords in list monthlies stop one UNSUBSCRIBE post from making it to the list, they’re worth it.

491. No, YOUR camera phone street photograph of a broken pay phone is the best one.

492. @ShrutiGupta42 congratulations!

493. RT @GOPTeens: #

494. @gdead Ha. Guessing its weight is transferring shock to the bottle, but that should happen for more styles than just IPA.

495. @gdead weird. Wall-mount opener or speed opener / church key?

496. @gdead nothing about IPAs or 39F fridge temp that would cause that. Are you keeping them in the door? Back by the coil? What kind?

497. RT @dril: i am closing down the craft brew wiki because i am being treated like a zoo animal and nobody gives to shits .

498. @grahamvsworld as an O.H. (Original Homesteader) in ‘95, I can pronounce it however I like. My pronunciation is…

     / / UNDER CONSTRUCTION / /

499. If any of my witch, warlock, or intelligence agency followers can make use of Fang of Cat, lmk. http://t.co/GDBDXVGrTQ

500. In This, The Year Of @Horse_js.

501. I can turn my high resolution supercomputer into a code manipulator and by default it’s monochrome because simultaneous-pretend-teletype. XD

502. There’s only two incidents in me and I just handled the third.

503. @aaronbarnett and give up my Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg ‘do? Never!

504. The Glengarry memes.

505. (My talk of that tweet takes an hour and has memes on every slide. Not bad memes either. The good ones. The ones that are still funny.)

506. “What kind of security are you into?”
     “Oh, I like everything. Everything except con talks and screencasts.”

507. Kraftwerk at the beautiful Fox Theater in Oakland. http://t.co/JNVprxj6vu

508. Locking skewers might be ~TL-5 equiv (https://t.co/0JKq0KJLQu), but they saved @vurtyou’s rear wheel from SF thieves. http://t.co/HyOHjJVlN2

509. @twitter MBAs standin on they own neck http://t.co/3LWYm4EuAb

510. @alexeirrm I’m probably stopping there on the way home tomorrow if you have wish list. Prager is one of my fav chill places in Napa.

511. RT @tnielsenhayden: The internet went from being damp spots on the carpet to being ankle-deep, then suddenly we all were fish.

512. U//FOUO TITLE NUMBER: GRAY (FVEY “GREY”)/3-19

     Their covert operatives wear gray shirts. Their clandestine operatives wear gingham shirts.

513. @slp22 =] better!

514. Cannot attempt this action.

     You cannot Retweet your own Tweets.

     https://t.co/D8MxxYMeT7

515. There isn’t a much more boring synecdoche than simulations othering other simulations for being different simulations and/or inauthentic.

516. nate silver sorts his books by color i rest my case your honor: http://t.co/iBXHuBOCti

     cause it’s the best way to sort books

     it’s a fact

517. RT @ArbysOnline: Brand Über Alles

518. @obfuscurity no such thing, but if it’s just thighs w/ Old Bay on ‘em, I have it weekly.

519. @grahamvsworld it is not just you.

520. @slp22 @vurtyou @NYMag /me rolls up a newspaper and smacks that article out of @slp22’s browser. http://t.co/qhdWbBxvYj

     =]

521. When you rename your old frail gray cat Grandma, everyone in your neighborhood gets to hear you yell at your grandma.

     Grandma NO!

522. A cool disability to have is to be mentally paralyzed by four-on-the-floor beats.

523. RT @grahamvsworld: https://t.co/Ah9fnzXtNe is deffo my favorite #mcconnelling so far, but then I also haven’t seen a bad one yet

524. RT @compatibilism: Well if you’re going to write about climate change, you might as well do it like this. http://t.co/priaOlnhif

525. @electricfork rad!

526. @apotropaet neatneatneat.

527. RT @nostrich: If you use the phrase “as someone who …” you belong in jail.

528. “Here’s how FireEye at Target works (this is my professional opinion as an IR” �o9%�gR4f�s>l���|�����9�'���u��`�2}��@�Y��h�9��C�#��$C� �hV��

529. RT @usesthis: I was in two minds about posting this, but here it is - an interview with the infamous John McAfee: http://t.co/34mjd1wNGk

530. RT @M_Wein: hi we’re Run DMC and we’re here to disrupt the rap marketplace by making it easy and delightful to rock a rhyme that’s right on…

531. KLAXON
     Eye Status: hella gross to a lil gnar.
     KLAXON
     Eye Status: hella gross to a lil gnar.
     KLAXON
     http://t.co/sxW0RfEgBd
     KLAXON

532. RT @KeetPotato: [pony clip clops up to lecturn]

     clears throat

     sorry i…

     clears throat

     im a little horse

533. “You gotta keep ‘em perseverated.“

534. I’ve been crying for three weeks now. My doctor’s say “blocked tear duct”, I say “voodoo doll revenge for https://t.co/36kH0ZxC8b”.

     Sorry?

535. If you get the sickest of burns in on a Senator in your district, you get to keep the Senate gavel.

     It can call people to order IRL, +5HP.

536. Hanging in the air, in Times New Roman: Further investigation revealed that…

     Below: Snoopy, sitting atop his dog house pecking at a laptop.

537. Pretty honored to see Zynga vulnerability disclosure phrases our privacy@ and I wrote (influenced by G, FB, +) two years ago used elsewhere.

538. RT @Hacker0x01: Anyone can run a responsible disclosure program. @Hacker0x01 is now open to all security teams and developers. https://t.co…

539. Lotta folks advocating for sites to e.g. drop RC4 and add perfect forward secrecy for HTTPS. Are many advocating the same for SMTP STARTTLS?

540. PEOPLE
     LOVE US
     ON
     H͚̹͉̳͇̠̬̖̠ͬ͌͊ͮ̽́ͥ͆͊́͝E͑̎̀ͦ̓̈̈͢͏̴̳̹̺̩͉̳͖͇͠L̵̈ͨ͊̅ͯ͐͋̓̑͂̋͋̃ͧ̋̌̀͠͞҉̼͍͚̝͈̬̘͉͇͖P̓͛ͫ̀͟͏͇̠͎̰͎̪͈͉̣̲͘

541. RT @DDoersam: Reiterating that sometimes OODA is short for Opt Out, Dumb-Ass. #shortcircuit

542. Visit my Etsy to purchase miniature dioramas of Jerry’s apartment to affix to your laptop lid in front of the camera: http://t.co/zqjyOk9ZZs

543. If you don’t try to sing the orchestra hits and most of the guitar solo in of Owner of a Lonely Heart, the owner of a lonely heart, is you.

544. /kickban @grahamvsworld

545. I would like to add “rube”, “patsy”, and “jerk” to our collective formal threat modeling lexicon. What’s it take to do that? A paper?

546. Verifying myself: I am grantstavely on Keybase.io. zO84JO3P_74ekMLUg26_ikBcKbhQAVlBfQo3 / https://t.co/gl2lt9qIwJ

547. @grahamvsworld ahem.

548. A helpful mnemonic:

     A “principal” is our pal.

     A “principle” is a rhetorical appeal to logos that jerks give for being jerks.

549. https://t.co/NeGeuJTB7t

550. And my world gets a little smaller… http://t.co/DXbVuTBP42

551. RT @JessiSheron: I drew the inside of my brain at all times. http://t.co/OHYyPLKurg

552. ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
     ^__
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     LOL=== \
     L ________]
     I I
     http://t.co/VhXOjZGFJ5

553. If you’re a Harry Nilsson fan, December’s Radio Free Gunslinger #71: The Gee Whiz Thing is a very special episode: http://t.co/q5Hv31Qibz

554. Added a Deep Web gag to my robots.txt, only to find another gag in it is 12 years old and dead. Thanks @internetarchive!

555. @vogon same, only it’s my right eye. Bad tear duct, genes, person, etc.

556. RT @jasonmustian: No, YOU’RE an invalid username or password!

557. Just as I was beginning to think Noe Valley was as NorCal small town as Redwood City I saw three (!!!) jay walkers cross 24th Street.

558. “Oh uh, every wall is a window.”

     “Oh uh, that beam there is actually a window.”

     “Oh uh, I left the windows off that wall, uh, on purpose.”

559. Outsider observation: so many architectural -isms seem like elaborate justifications for top-down drafting making window placement tricky.

560. @grahamvsworld those were actually good. I just looked at my drafts, guess I know what it’s like to follow me now.

561. The Mezzanine took me three months of ten-page sprints. Huh, oh, ha, lol, ugh, no, panic, throws book, repeat.

     https://t.co/nJNLcJqHq6

562. @GoldbergLawDC I just saw a pedestrian w/a yellow Ikea bag on Market Street in San Francisco. Couldn’t make a citizen’s arrest from my cab.

563. The Year Of The Grey Dress Shirt

564. RT @SteveMartinToGo: If you’re as excited as I am, then you’re not very excited.

565. @wanderingarch excellent. I hope Holl rhymes with Hole, it’d make the quote more painterly, er, architectly.

566. How I drilled into PDFs and zoomed on images in my secret talk: Evernote presentation mode.

     http://t.co/VF7z17OjDS

567. @vurtyou nope!

568. My entire secret talk was a heed of mea culpas and two hours later I’ve found three more firm meta mea culpas about the talk itself.

569. computer

570. I kegged an extra gallon of altbier onto the last gallon of a keg of Chinook IPA to make grog.

     Mix sodas at the fountain as a kid?

     Yeah.

571. RT @AstroRM: I am watching the movie Gravity up here on ISS. Let’s call it training.

572. Bart Simpson writing I WILL NOT PUT “I’M EXCITED” INSTEAD OF MY NAME ON ALL OF MY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS on a blackboard forever and ever.

573. @GoldbergLawDC they sell the blue ones, yellow ones are in-store-only. I haul stuff to/from zipcars and our building’s laundry room with ‘em

574. Did you say 29,710,560,942,849,126,597,578,981,376 IP addresses? Holy moly!

575. http://t.co/PvTuKPTwT8

576. http://t.co/Uxz8B3dAXX

577. Ethnography (twice), Psychohistory, Thought Leaders, Two Orange Pictograms, One Blue Loner. http://t.co/H7FIIR3MO1 http://t.co/kFZY4bcMSB

578. @wanderingarch Wow, I didn’t notice I’d gotten 68 twice, picking in-bounds random numbers between 0 and 32766 on the third try.

579. @wanderingarch let’s start with 68.

     http://t.co/yT3HZ0xHGm

580. My trick lighter from SMOKE SHOP at 18th and Mission can beat up your Home Depot lighter. http://t.co/edEXg2zWQH

581. @vogon + 10% lobbyists donations + 5% campaign finance donations + 5% accountant and lawyer fees to make it all legitimate.

582. RT @psychicmediumje: @LanceUlanoff

     What r your thoughts regarding security with Dropbox, Evernote etc? Ty in advance if u can answer.

583. CAT PENITENTIARY

     A kitchen door opens.

     A man enters quietly.

     CAT: What’re you in for?
     MAN: Coffee. You?
     CAT: Crying.

     The man exits.

584. @toddstraceski Nice!

585. The Oracle Says: gravely could probably take me 3 hours of waiting for the total weight of
     existence…well…crushes you.

586. DING

     Woof!

     http://t.co/QoG0Z77BI7

587. “The views expressed in this advertis…”

     Quality culture/simulation jamming is indistinguishable from committee work. http://t.co/7t7Ivp3zRt

588. computer

589. Python people: why name your modules ‘python-foo’. We know it’s for python, we’re installing it with pip. You import it as ‘foo’ anyway.

590. I know I complain about this a lot but it really makes this entire simulation thing look half-assed.

591. I’d really like a deep mirror of https://t.co/nICJx0DGFe.

     Years of https://t.co/LY8fMDaWPm use, don’t know who to credit for it.

592. 😉 for the fella IRL winkin at @vurtyou in CPR training, and ? at the dental hygienist in the class that asked if mouth-to-mouth was opt-in

593. This Machine Kills Enthusiasts

594. ‘Scuse me Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!

     https://t.co/BTk5gWmR1w

595. “Back To The Future Marty McFly Vest Costume Adult Movie T-Shirt Tee”

     No officer, I’ve no idea how fast I ordered it.

     That fast?

     Heavy.

596. If he was so smart he would’ve sprayed his bat suit, the ladder, Robin, and the Bat copter with shark-repellant Bat-spray. Batman is a jerk.

597. RT @dril: i don’t care about anybody’s opinion unless it is good. before you type, please ask yourself. “Is my opinion good” if it’s bad do…

598. Imagine every page needs x-frame-options. Now imagine the browser is a frame. Now imagine a phone is a browser. Now imagine a homunculus in—

599. Be sure to cut onions before frying your cobra meatballs in peanut fry oil. You’ll need the tears when they spit boiling oil in your eyes.

600. I think I accidentally got cobra meatballs instead of chicken. Is that a thing now foodies? Is this what it’s come to? Damnit.

601. I will never log off.
     I will never log off.
     I will never log off.
     I will never log off.
     I will never log off.
     OK, I’ll log off.

602. @automine so does norcal, or San Francisco, at least. It’s wild to see ‘em.

603. ★★★★★
     Get cozy and watch DJ Erb’s Alice in Shadowland mix sync’d with Alice in Wonderland.

     http://t.co/XZzCQrLILa
     http://t.co/QFntwbWpAU

604. @grahamvsworld Twitter Pro is a service only used by brandromancers primarily interested in connecting with brands.

605. The birthday paradox doesn’t happen cause a’ math, but because people are the adversaries breedn’ an’ they keep finding ways to outsmart us.

606. A MONTH OF T-SHIRTS AND PANTS AND COATS AND SHOES AND SOCKS AND BREIFS AND GLASSES AND HATS AND ACCESSORIES AND TOOLS THAT ARE BLACK BUGS.

607. RT @VeryShortStory: Bill waited on the school steps for his mom to pick him up. She never came, wanting him to be more independent now that…

608. OH: Do they make sting proof bee costumes?

609. @bbaskin I just ran a sample through Noriben and identified some activity I’d missed doing the same work manually. Awesome!

610. The Shard Fairy visits good little elasticsearch clusters when they unassign a shard tells ‘em to just rm -fr *. The Shard Fairy is a jerk.

611. It is criminal that “At the Mountains of Madness” isn’t already a del Toro feature today. Criminal. We’re all guilty.

612. I am irl mad rn that my irc client just rendered D: as an emote when it is clearly upside down and I am clearly in the northern hemisphere.

613. RT @vurtyou: “I’m so glad I married you. You’re the laundromat to my mafia.” – @grantstavely

614. Another common unvulnerability notification exported template I xeroxed.

615. RT @grahamvsworld: @treyford now that you’re a big impt community person we gotta talk about this ‘quoting twoots to manual retwoot them’ t…

616. THIS MEETING OF G.R.O.S.S. (GET RID OF SLIMY GIRLS) WILL COME TO ORDER.

617. RT @grahamvsworld: 100 Security people, at a glance, only 2 are women. This sub-industry has even further to go than most of tech.

618. ☎︎ GAME

     http://t.co/bTm5I0A8sj ⃕ http://t.co/F6Phk46t3e

     “Miller Fortune is brewed with Cascade hops to give it its bourbon-like flavor.”

619. If you aren’t doing it like this: guesture, you aren’t doing it. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more.

620. RT @Dymaxion: .@bodskibod Rational agents are a pernicious myth.

621. Ticketmaster does not want me to see Bryan Ferry play Oakland in April.

     http://t.co/tBKQh7iv4E

622. pedants
     ————————————————————

     ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

     https://t.co/GNsxOBbq5Z

     ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ

623. My new electronic temperature controller uses internal jumpers to control some settings. Neato. http://t.co/R7Sv6Xztom

624. OH: If you can’t buy your B&E tools at KMart you’re trying too hard.

625. Yesterday’s Sleigh’r (sleigh’ring \m/): http://t.co/YtKNZVnysa

     Today’s Pliny the Elder, w/ a hop cap on the mash: http://t.co/We5prqFTZ5

626. Brewing a @NinkasiBrewing Sleigh’r Dark Double Alt recipe today so’s I’ll have time to help @toddstraceski brew a Pliny the Elder tomorrow.

627. RT @ibogost: Here’s a claim. Here’s an anecdote. Here’s a random thing I just thought of. Here’s the claim universalized. Here’s an arbitra…

628. I have constructed an elaborate @shmoocon 2014 simulator in San Francisco: http://t.co/eOp5ImI8AR http://t.co/slYT2sPgQ9

629. The @PizzaHacker’s new place in Bernal Heights is my new favorite pizza place in the city. 3299 Mission, right at a 14/49 MUNI. 🍕

630. RT @shmoocon: The talks are streamed! Details here: http://t.co/sJBpv3O10Y Today is One Track Mind. The other tracks start Saturday.

631. http://t.co/WhaUkMYWaW

632. @grahamvsworld WE COME IN PEACE. TAKE ME TO YOUR THOUGHT LEADER. WE COME IN PEACE. TAKE ME TO YOUR THOUGHT LEADER. http://t.co/ebZZX4PH2M

633. Do people that motivational pith works on not know that to the rest of us they read like Judge Smails’s dorky hat in Caddyshack?

634. The 6/13 gnarleywine keg that I promised myself, this year, I’d bottle: gone in three weeks.

     Now on tap: two similar pale ales.

     ~awkward~

635. @alexeirrm did you win the rib eye steak from a man wearing a cape?

636. @grahamvsworld @dijkstracula @sorenmacbeth Dudley Do-Right Theme

     DD: “Stop, @grahamvsworld, in the name of the law.”

637. @DarthNull it is a shame when least-listened becomes never. I find having gone digital helps some of the weaker stuff from getting buried.

638. @DarthNull same! I’d been putting off hanging that one until I could get it under proper glass, now I might as well.

639. @grantstavely blocked and unfollowed.

640. @grantstavely If it’d been Obscured by Clouds from The Great Gig in the Sky, Interstellar Overdrive, Time would’ve left it Any Colour You Li

641. 3 years of Fat Old Sun exposure vs this Dark Side of the Moon poster that survived 40 folded the record sleeve: https://t.co/YC2p5WrqDx

642. When you organize you books by spine color, UV damage causes outliers. http://t.co/PSgMkhvJbF

643. RT @halvarflake: Part one of a two-part blog post on intelligence reform: http://t.co/BxYCdybWm8

644. RIP Yoville.

645. @dijkstracula @grahamvsworld

     o

     m

     g

646. RT @animal_drums_: Not gonna bother keeping up with milk anymore. Every time I go to the store theres a new date on the jug and its the sam…

647. RT @scarybeasts: Why are we so negative as a community? Yahoo Mail defaulting to SSL is huge, positive news but we whine about a cipher?

648. @textfiles well, actually, it’s because, fgwyhq2uevegnovqkmdij 80shnuoijoxciv9su8hper,awijsdxkxhumibxaiokheowimaxjszcxc kcj2jow[,xiwkudlkjq[

649. @grantstavely rm -f /etc/alternatives/editor; ln -s /usr/bin/vim /etc/alternatives/editor grandpa, jeeze.

650. Angel on distro’s shoulder: “Use $EDITOR, be a good distro.”
     Devil on other shoulder: “nano!”

     I renounce Satan, and all his works.

651. @grahamvsworld OPSEC is a trump card.

652. You gotta disable demo mode on the n(s)anites before ya give ‘em out, the danged thing’ll carve THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA on everything

653. RT @tqbf: This is so great: http://t.co/9VtwF2jJxE

654. @grahamvsworld “We talked to volcano-advocate, Iggy St. Helens, who says all this fuss is silly.” man in Hawaiian shirt stares into camera

655. CA Prop 99, The People’s Initiative to Limit Bullshit: Section 1. The maximum amount of tax on statements beginning “We’re excited to annou—

656. An open letter to @grahamvsworld,

     I am sorry if you were offended by that article I linked you to. Mistakes were made. I’m a good person.

657. @grantstavely It’s “italianate” btw, not italianette. Techie.

658. RT @ibogost: ICYMI this week @alexismadrigal’s story on reverse engineering Netflix genres, cherry-topped with my genre generator http://t.…

659. @smittyhalibut @richtener big-room drum sound, great chorus, swap the slide guitar for two turntables, mood, idk. Mostly drums though.

660. @alexeirrm @grahamvsworld the joy of home brewing, in a gif.

661. Sabotage is the When the Levee Breaks of the 90s.

662. http://t.co/Uid0xv7bg8

663. Put all the builders in uber Deloreans destined for 1906 on a mission to double the density of every Victorian, Edwardian, and Italianette.

664. An excellent review by Michael Greenberg, from the future, about a book you can’t buy yet, about Borges, of course: http://t.co/lMSaGTExDn

665. @grahamvsworld l’esprit de l’escalier, use rn instead of nn to play on the ‘kern’ and quip “Responsible Kerming is Dead”. That is the joke.

666. @grahamvsworld man, good monospace fonts really do a hatchet job on the letter ‘m’. Kerning is Dead. Ligatures is Dead. ‘nn’ is Dead.

667. “Tomorrow, tomorrow, I’ll go to the king’s house, nobody knows my telephone number, it’s ~every telephone number~.”

     https://t.co/uGPbk0cDE5

668. RT @reyjrar: Glenn Greenwald on BBC’s HardTalk, very good, especially calling out the host for screaming at him: https://t.co/DBswBKr1Cf

669. First MUNI of 2014: 1 mile on the 33 from Upper Market to the Mission, at great speed, only couple on the bus, doors closed, no stops. Whrr!

670. @bbaskin scroll down, does it mention code 431.332.12 of the Internet Privacy Act signed by Bill Clinton?