facebook posts from 2011

1. Great live stream.

2. PA -> Oatmeal Stout -> IPA: same ale yeast.

3. Happy Birthday!!

4. Prost!

   Happy birthday

5. Happy Birthday!!

6. Happy Birthday!

7. Happy Birthday. Enjoy!

8. Happy Birthday!!!

9. Once you go black blah blah…

10. Happy Burpday Grant!

11. Any take out requests? I’m getting a few Older Viscocitiies.

    

    Niiiiiice

    

    

    Followed and bested by Ken and Fritz Imperial Stout.

    

    Got you one of each already without even seeing your order. 😃

    

    Correction: the rightmost is a Serpent Stout. Not pictured: an amazing Cuvée de Tomme that we’re getting bottles of.

    

12. Yum.

13. Stone samplers.

14. Our vacation rental car, sadly missing the third pedal.

15. Amanda Walker Stavely found us the tackiest place on earth to stay mid-way to San Diego and it’s not in Vegas.

16. “The Yule Log” channel uses a gas fireplace. Wrap it up Americailures.

17. Watching Live and Let Die with Larry G. Walker and Amanda Walker Stavely. Live and Let Die makes Austin Powers look like a documentary.

18. Coronado Sunset

19. Michael Graham Elizabeth Funderburk Merry Christmas!

20. 

    

21. Thanks!

    

    IMG_0443

    

22. Shameful, shameful, shameful.

23. Dr Rubberfunk’s Funky Christmas Vol.2 http://t.co/eFBiVnhH have a rubbery christmas with @drrubberfunk

24. Anchor Christmas

25. Cocoa is for cobblers.

26. The more marrow, the more likely I’ll suffer to finish the entire bowl.

27. 

28. Cats are right about one thing: sun patches are awesome.

29. The Boy insists on sitting facing the hot radiator at just whisker length.

30. When did you and I form a Pirate Rock band?

31. A healthy, lucky, IPA Yeast cake that’s about to get another spin at the wheel of life in an Oatmeal Stout.

32. Never change.

33. Good.

34. Also good.

35. Would.

36. MC Hammer is MCing the Zynga Holiday Party. 2L2Q

37. Hour long piece on Licensed to Ill? Thanks XFM!

38. Note to self: find more Harold Budd stuff.

39. 

40. What’s up December?

41. Yeah I don’t use google, I use a really obscure search engine, you’ve probably never heard of it. --Me, seriously

42. “pepper spray”

43. Welp,

44. Lagunitas flights: Ruben & the Brett’s, Doppel, Fusion and a wet hopped IPA

45. Touring and tasting

46. Bottles to go.

47. Woo beer!

48. 

    It’d be like them to charge an obscure 1990’s currency wouldn’t it?

49. Chicharones is cotton-candy pig.

50. 

51. Holy crap I finally figured out how to beat the boss-level on Abbey Road without any non-completionist cheats!

52. Mid-November and I’m still thinking “well that sure is a neat costume, wonder what it’s supposed to be of?” of people in The Mission.

53. Wish I could pepper spray a cow.

54. Come on Obunlger, let’s hear it.

55. Peter Gabriel

56. “You gonna pee on that? Because if not, I will.” --The Boy

57. “Yeah I pretty much like all kinds of music except for 60’s Soul. Oh and 60’s Rhythm and Blues, I can’t stand that either. But everything else is cool ya know?” – something no one has ever said ever.

    http://www.mixcloud.com/heavysoulbrutha/flyjack/#utm_source=widget&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=base_links&utm_term=resource_link

58. Shouldn’t the game just be called “clicker” now?

59. I ordered a black light. When it gets here, I’m gonna put on a freshly laundered white shirt that’ll glow just right, turn all the other lights off and shutter the windows, turn the black light on, and mop the hardwood with The Boy hog-tied to the mop handle, his screaming and yowling drowned out by Deep Purple’s “Burn” as loud as I can stand it.

60. Please DO NOT impale the pigs on the front gate again. --The Mgmt

61. Centennial hops!

62. Bogost should sell protective and decorative covers for cows. I don’t want mine to get scratched, something something resale value aspergers.

63. 2% Supremacy.

64. Cat drugs

65. My hops look just like the hops in miller lite commercials now, I’m so excited! But like how will I know when they’re cold enough to drink?!

    

    Aperture from the app store w/ iCloud, Facebook, and flickr integration: magnets at work, stealing my freedomses.

66. Solution to your cat peeing problem

67. Schnitzel spaetzle dunkel kraut mustard veal and as much other German food as I can eat!

68. My cat has begun peeing on things around the house. Anyone in the SF area know of anyone living in the country that want an outdoor cat? I’m not looking forward to dropping him off at a ‘shelter’.

69. SMTP has had MAIL FROM: <> null reverse paths since 1982. Web developers still spoof envelope senders to match recipient addresses in 2011.

70. ★★★★★ Stavely, 2011

    “Grant is proud to abandon RSS as a waste of mortality, but embarrassed to have ditched television and driving first.”

71. Giving up on RSS as a thing. Kinda surprised.

72. 

    

    

73. Still impressed the next morning.

74. “Cookie.”

75. 

    Yep!

76. Hop progress.

77. Someone took a picture of me riding my bike to work and photoshopped a car over me, wth.

78. Robin is a terrible batcopter pilot.

79. Heck yeah: going.

80. To the tune of The Damned’s “Neat Neat Neat”: “click click click”.

81. Buzzcocks’s ‘Why Can’t I Touch It’ is the most in-the-pocket (to the point that it’s almost behind-the-beat) funky punk song I know about. Owns.

82. Nails the style.

83. Holodeck computer, load the cow clicker simulation…

84. Read The Great Gatsby straight through on my flight home. As an adult: 7/10, pretty good in parts, would like to read a smart modern deep-dive crit of it.

85. I am surprisingly still opinionated about how Dead Man’s Curve on Penn Shop Road got ‘fixed’ and how Route 75 in front of the Green Valley Firehouse was updated.

    ~never4get~

86. Whoop whoop. West coast. East coast. Dahaa dahaa --rappin duke

87. Not sure how I feel about what happened to the actual head of this, one of my favorite standard tunes, but as for the rest: don’t blink.

88. Click click click click click click click click click click click click click click

89. Nice to see a dederegulation petition, for whatever petitions are worth.

90. At a 24 hour McDonalds, the bottled water from the CocaCola company costs more than a large coffee or a medium coke, and that, your honor is when I

91. Lost luggage counters make me respect logistics and want to pay good baggage handlers more and fire a manager somewhere.

92. This click is so passive aggressive that I’m not even going to include the passive aggression but in case you were curious, know that it’s about YOU.

93. Fucking speech acts, how do they work?

94. Me, looking at your posts.

95. As promised: here’s me w/ my new haircut.

96. CLICK ON: Apply directly to the empty space where the cow used to be. CLICK ON: Apply directly to the empty space where the cow used to be. CLICK ON: Apply directly to the empty space where the cow used to be.

    Available at Walgreens.

97. What are they clicking from? No!, their clicking TOO, make the absence of a cow moo!

98. Occupy cow clicker. Just walked through an OWS protest in the financial district. Good signs!

99. Enunciation is key. I wanted a half-guard high-fade and got a half-guard fade to zero-guard on the sides exxxxtreme skater cut. Might keep it, but pretty punk rock lookin.

100. 53% lols, 47% mehs

101. Welp,

102. This will be attached to all future 'Find My Friends" requests. Get used to it.

     grant@grantstavely.com btw, if you want to creepily stalk me like Hall Y& Oates.

103. Penultimate Piece of Purgatorio Pizza

     

104. Broke or sprained one of my toes this morning trying not to kick my cat.

     Lesson learned: Always kick the cat.

105. A Night In Clickisia

106. Two officers on foot are walking Dolores Park reminding folks that there is supposed to be no alcohol in the park: strangest thing I’ve seen all day.

107. 

     Yep. I hope to!

108. Centennial Hop cone buds, five feet up the vine.

109. The right production, drum beat, fuzz solo, piano break, amazing tune in general, and variety of silly vocals are enough to completely make an otherwise insane “(oh no)” totally OK.

110. Free your mind and yo ass will follow.

111. I want some of this guy’s work.

112. Gonna write a postmodernist essay about how the skinner box evolved to “click here” links on the web, and then to “click this cow for now reason”, and then to “click here for no reason”.

113. Fleet week bingo: ask a drunk Marine where he’s from and he’ll point to the ship a block away docked within stumbling distance. First to four state names on the first response wins.

114. 

     

     

     

     

115. BOOM

116. MY GOD!

117. The gateway to all knowledge: “BAYWATCH WAS A DOCUMENTARY” “AND THE EVENTS HAPPENED IN REALTIME”

     

118. Wanna see John F Baker III’s.

119. Two hours 'till the eschaton.

120. Watching a documentary about the history of film: the first close-up ever was of a kitten. Keep trying, Internet.

121. You know it’s tipped-out!
     Why would you ever wanna step?
     Aw, click-click-click with the click-a-saurus-rex!

122. Put your hand inside the puppet head.

123. (╯°□°)╯︵ suoıuıdo

124. In honor of Cow Clicker.

125. Some of the best, peak, hilarious, insightful, and educational crit I’ve read.

126. Apologies for the meta discussion but now that Facebook has changed all of our mutual subscriptions to Subscribed -> Most Updates instead of All Updates in order to curate our feeds for us, everyone should now SEO their status updates to be “INTERESTING” to each other. I think this is doable by mentioning hot brands and current events or by going to Google plus. Republicans Levis Redskins Obungler Microsoft.

127. Third cup.

128. Have some coffee, put this on, watch the day start, sigh a little.

129. Sampled in a Mixmaster Mike mix, classic bit.

130. 

131. iPhone app still moo’s!

132. AirTunes is simultaneously my favorite Mac ecosystem thing and the worst: the non-UDP half of the protocol seems to lack introspection.

133. Frost, one of the hairless cats of Borderlands bookstore

134. Shelter from the wind at Goat Rock Beach

135. Goat Rock Beach

     

     She refused to pose for a photo. Hairless (not shaved, actually hairless) cats are weird-weird-weird but super cute.

     

     

     

     

     

     

136. Goat Rock Beach

137. Goat Rock shelter

138. The biggest tell that Amanda Walker Stavely and I are punchy as heck at 11-ish when we stop working every night is how funny pretty much everything is.

139. Neat stuff.

140. 

141. CYA later shitlords!

142. "Featuring some vintage soca, calypso, steelpan, psychedelic funk, and voodoo jazz. Some surprises, some real rarities, some classics, some discoveries."

143. Happy Birthday Ben Miller and John F Baker III and happy un-birthday to everyone else!

144. da ha, da ha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85G5SI5Nu3s

145. Martini music.

146. YES.

147. Timbre and cadence. Nordine masters both.

148. I forgot how good this EP is.

149. The Bovine Eschaton has passed.

150. iTunes “Consolidate Library” drops lost entire albums, way to go crapple!

151. Dark chocolate and Old Rasputin Imperial Stout: a waste of Stout. But, a nice combo, and heck, there’s always more stout.

152. Grant Stavely Lou Stavely

153. Meccanic Clicking (Oh We Go)

154. Gotta click 'em all!

155. thanks man

156. pastebin.com/(pistol gun sounds)

157. Rediscover the pop masterpiece that is TMBG’s self titled debut.

158. Sly & The Family Stone - Into My Own Thing, great opener.

159. 27 hours to Cow Clicker maybe not being a thing anymore.

160. For sale: baby cows, never clicked.

161. I too, know nothing about letting go.

162. 2011 and this is still a thing, not just status quo. Shameful.

163. Is a man not entitled to the moo of his own click?

164. As I was saying: Insufferable weather bragging.

165. Be a security hero: http://t.co/rSZRXss

166. OK California folks, let’s get back to being insufferable about the awesome weather instead of earthquakes.

167. The world of the day today is: pleonasm.

168. Wrap it up mbailures.

169. “It was the best butter.”

     “Yes, but some crumbs must have got in as well, you shouldn’t have put it in with the bread-knife.”

170. hi ho.

171. “You know you can just plug your phone into your mac and use iPhoto and…”

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

172. Anybody want writequit.com? I’m abandoning it 8/24.

173. sneeze

174. “I believe that the kind of economic arguments advanced here will be found to apply to protecting ‘bricks’ as much as ‘clicks’.”

     Why Information Security is Hard – An Economic Perspective, Ross Anderson

175. Driving from Portland to San Francisco today: all highway bit we’ll keep the top down and blast Huey Lewis & The News’s greatest hits all 12 hours anyway.

176. go to hair of the dog brewery!!!

177. Deschutes Pub, Portland, OR

     ![McMenamins, I mean, damnyoiatocorrect.com.

     That the domain for that silly site Is spelled correctly is a tell by the way.](/facebook/photos/437170353939/10150264344893940.jpg)

     

     Experimental – the first they made in the new pub.

     

178. McMenamon’s sampler, at an empty pub downtown.

179. Wheat and pilsner ipa (that’s one beer), lemonade hefe, and a cask bitter, and a few others: all samples of course.

180. We’re in Portland, OR for the tomorrow (Sunday), what’s to do?

181. Pelican Pub & Brewery, Pacific City, OR

182. A huge rock and a bigger dune, in Pacific City, OR

183. Starbucks is a failed KGB plot staffed by valley girls cargo-culting what Russian’s raised in miniature “American” isolation camps in eastern Europeean bubble-complexes learned in “PSYOPS 325: Surplus Confusion”.

184. Russian River Brewing, sour ales aged in used wine barrels. And an IPA, and a root beer. And a table. And a chair. And the next IPA too because welp.

     

     

     

     Dude keeps describing the Irish Lager to people as being kinda like ‘Harps’, it’s precious.

185. Rogue Brewpub, Newport, OR

186. I find a delete button indispensable.

     

     Don’t lay out honey and ask a bunch of bears to “check it out” without disabling it’s e-mail alerts.

     

187. Blind Pigs

188. Cya later shitlords

189. Defcon click

190. I’M GOING TO LAS VEGAS FOR B-SIDES LV AND DEFCON, AND I HAVE OPINIONS.

191. Hey pal, don’t be blue, you know there are plenty of fish in the MECC Odell Lake.

192. The only unlocked-computer tomfoolery I endorse is ponies: http://t.co/n3s44ma

     And I just got got: http://t.co/UBwtH0r

193. Surprise tour opportunity!

194. I never noticed until I sprained my right wrist: I spacebar exclusively with my right thumb.

     And, that’s my story.

195. The sound of one hand clicking.

196. This sprained wrist is going to be annoying for a while. Don’t mess up stupid bike tricks, folks.

197. If I’m going to get 30+ of you past the double doors into my building for a party at midnight, you’ll laugh at my fucking ali baba and the 40 thieves joke.

198. Don’t click a cow, man!

     —Herodotus

199. North Beach Trans-Amerifog

200. Call me morbid, call me pale,
     I spent six hours on your trail
     Six full hours of my life your trail

     And if then I had five seconds to spare
     So I clicked my cow.

     —The Clicks

201. The cow clicks in mysterious ways.

202. Overstand instead of understand: get it?

203. Make a wish.

204. PSHSSHHEEEeeowshwshwshwshwshwshwshwshwsh

205. OH “Well the first thing I did was make sure it wasn’t from you guys because I don’t trust you guys after all these Hasselhoffs.”

206. Sitting in the clicking room!
     Sitting in the clicking room!
     Sitting in the clicking room!
     Sitting in the clicking room!
     Because they can’t get up!

207. M̼͙̱̋̊̽͛̀o̺̘̺̭͑͒o̳̘͙̲̎ͯ͆͜o̜̹͈͙̙͂͐ͣ̇ͩ̎͒̚o̧̾̽ͦͣ̐҉̦̣̗̪͇̦̳ȍ͚̟͉͆̈ͤ̑̕͘!͙̟̬̟̪͊ͭͧͯͧͣ̒̇̿͢͡

208. Brian Eno. “I’ll Come Running To Skip This Song.” Another_Green_World. LP. Produced by Brian Eno, Rhett Davies. Island Records., 1975

209. Rolled 12 miles today with Amanda. I’m loving the new road tires on my mountain bike – hardly had to pedal at all.

     

     We did. 400 feet over 6 miles is so gradual that it seems flat.

210. Walls and Bridges!

211. Wishing I was eating a cow on the move instead.

212. MENE MENE TEKEL CLEKEM

213. The Mooney (sound of a cow Mooing) to Bitcoin (฿) exchange rate is bullish right now folks but Linden Dollars (L$) and Facebook Credits (F¢) are up.

214. Prince, doing his best Eric-Clapton-as-impersonated-by-Marty-McFly-at-The-Enchantment-Under-The-Sea-Dance: “Alright guys, ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’, I’m only showing up for the solo, try to keep up.”

215. Shame on a clicka who try to run game on a clicka

216. I clicked on my cow and it didn’t moo and so I want my damned money back.

217. iif you unddESCxAierstand this messegeESCdbxAmessageESCbbbdwilove ESCA, you’ll love: http://t.co/3KC6H8L

218. The FreeBSD handbook for ipfw has aspergers.

219. 

220. An evening fog settles on San Francisco.

221. THE END IS NIGH

222. Skateboarded to work today like a real manchild: mongo.

223. A click, so far as it interests us, does not act at a distance. —Ludwig Wittgenstein

224. Fortissimo.

225. This click is your click. This click is my click.

226. 

     Hike down from the Legion of Honor Museum along the Lands End trail and go right off the trail. I think we were about here: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=37.787937,+-122.505820&aq=&sll=37.799001,-122.517815&sspn=0.052561,0.079651&ie=UTF8&ll=37.793304,-122.498846&spn=0.052565,0.079651&t=h&z=14

     

     

     

227. 

     Lands End

228. 

     It’s got chunks on garlic and sprigs of garden-grown rosemary poked into it all over the place, and it was rubbed in kosher salt, pepper, and paprika. As I took it off the grill to rest, I heard a neighbor play Thus Spoke Zarathustra, so I’ve got a good feeling about it. 😃

229. Breaking in the new grill with a 4 pound prime rib to make sure it’ll adequately cook hotdogs, hamburgers, and kielbasa Monday.

230. This krautrock punk tune has a fever something something xylophone.

231. Three mile bike ride, haircut, three mile bike ride, pint of ice water, loud music, pint of pale ale.

232. The band was later treated for rubber skin affect.

233. I click my cow to breathe.

234. click with the best, moo like the rest

235. This is our world now… the world of the mouse and the click, the music of the moo.

236. Heck yeah prog rock.

237. I’m letting jokerbone.com expire after 9 years. Neat.

238. Lesbians honk car horns like this, faggots honk car horns like that.

239. 

     All I caught were some rays. Deal with it.

240. Dolores Park, Pride weekend from the top shelf.

241. Holy Shit: Holy Town is Fresh To Death. Sorry folks: that app didn’t act like I expected it to.

242. Republican Senator Grisanti apologized /for/ “those who feel offended” instead of /to/ “those who feel offended”. That’s awesome even if unintentional. It’s shameful in year of the Common Era two thousand and eleven that this is just now happening.

243. Ponies.

244. I find a computer indispensable.

245. Jay Maisel and his lawyers sure seem like dicks.

246. Bogost: Where’s the nyan cow?

247. Dangling commas ending printed arrays suggest the language lacks join(), no one respects that component of the app,

248. What’s the Mooney to Bitcoin conversion rate?

249. What the heck!?

250. ♫ Click your thing/Do what you wanna do/I can’t tell you/Who to click it to ♫

251. love the new photo, scary the 3 Grants

252. 

     

253. I began to get the feeling I was being watched…

254. Forgot there was still a few pints of SILLY BLACK T-SHIRTS ONLY brewed in November in the keg. Yum.

255. I Click My Root Down
     I Put My Root Down

256. Maxwell’s Silver Hammer is the Book of Job for Beatles fans.

257. 

     

258. Rockies vs. Dodgers, in Denver. I support all orange/black and purple/black teams.

259. Cotton candy wig.

260. Denver click.

261. Groovy.

262. Bubbles.

263. Finally reading Blood Meridian. Question: Does Cormac McCarthy smile?

264. Cats always land on their feet. Buttered toast always lands butter side up. Rainbows always project toast-cats through space to kickin’ tunes. It all makes sense now.

265. I keep going back to this DJ Food mix.

266. Reverse the arrow of time on your security products; as they travel back in time their effectiveness will approach the vendor’s claims.

267. License to Click.

268. Brewing a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale clone this weekend to prep for July 4th.

269. The Yardbird’s cover is shameful.

270. ALL NATIONS WELCOME BUT CARRIE

271. It’s Friday!

272. I hope you can hear this because I’m clicking it as hard as I can.

273. Clicking with the speakes muted is shameful.

274. “Literally.”

275. ☠ THE CLICK IS NEAR! ☠

276. Inner Mounting Click

277. It isn’t polite to tease eschatologists, e.g. Mayans, Buddhists, Christians, until they announce the date doomsday on The History Channel.

278. This click is dedicated to my irrational rage at everyone that has ever made full pots of decaffeinated coffee in brown-handled carafes at 9 o’clock AM.

279. Me gusta hacer clic.

280. I’m the cat.

281. Charm City Clicks.

282. The revolution will not be clicked.

283. Hot Clicks and Sassafras

284. laser, scribble, chirp, stab, click, MOOOOOOO.

285. clicks good man.

286. Moneyshot presents an interview w/ John Lydon from 1977, baked by tunes selected and recommended by Lydon during the interview.

287. 

     House Hunting

     

     Haircut madness.

     

     

     

     

     

     

288. Beat Street is on Netflix streaming.

     Fresh!

289. bachelor click

290. ★★★★★

     WARNING: DJs are trained professionals. Don’t try this at home: http://t.co/SAsV0pZ

     (@therealKidKoala and @teeronce on @BISradio.)

291. It’s not fishing. It’s just standing on water at high speeds wearing skis and spikes through sections of the river where fish happen to jump a lot.

292. Hrmm.

293. Click one out for my hommies

294. I want you to click me as hard as you can.

295. Click a cow on seconds evenly divisible by three and it’ll still moo only once because to moo otherwise would be too advanced of a game mechanic for cow clicker.

296. D’yer clicker

297. Medium-Rare Click.

298. Going to see this + Nos. 2, 3, 6, 9, 10 with Amanda Walker Stavely this weekend, performed by Glass: very excited.

299. 

     

     

     

     

300. Not just any old bacterial conjunctivitis in my right eye, this conjunctivitis is from Mexico!

301. Fresh to death.

302. What has four kinds of german-style straw-colored lawn-mowing beers that all taste the same for beer selection?

303. Day two of non-stop eye watering as my clogged tear duct heals. Be careful combining sunglasses and helmets’

304. The warmest weekend in spring I ever spent was the weekend I spent in Riviera Maya at a friend’s wedding.

     • David Foster Wallace

305. DC Friends: There is a great band in your city this week. Check J Roddy Walston and The Business’s schedule and make it to a show while they are in town.

306. CLICK MOR CHICKIN

307. Click all Radiohead tunes, click all Verizon DBIRs, click all Portals, click all cows.

308. Thanks for collecting potatoes so that I don’t have to. Vote Clay Davis!

309. 

     

310. At the San Francisco Symphony Hall. Look at the size of that organ!

311. Tastes good, man.

312. “Who is John Frum?”

313. If you don’t already have everything AOL owns in your Scream Like A Man (or equiv.) filter, now’s the time to add it: http://t.co/WKg7hE2

314. Say something about this…

315. Johnny Ryall!

316. I’d probably waste my first wish on the ability to talk like Shock G.

317. Yeah, fresh.

318. Anyone else up for a late Wednesday night to see DJ Kentaro for a $10 show benefiting Japan. I’m going.

319. Reviving old memes owns. This dude owns.

320. Q: Didja feel low?
     A: No, not at all.
     Q: Huh???
     A: I fell right into the Arms of Venus de Milo.

321. LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET FNORDUM. CETERIS PARIBUS EST REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.

322. Duck lips.

323. Going to Las Vegas for Will Torres’s April Fools party.

324. OH: “We got the hack shitted out of us.”

325. Heading to the Giant’s game w/ box seats.

326. ninjas > pirates

327. What sound does a cow make?

328. Why they changed it, I can’t say. People just liked it better that way.

329. OFFICIAL REMINDER: Reeves Gabrels’s “Sacred Squall of Now” is awesome music.

330. Twang, flat pickin’, and country blues at their finest.

331. I only listen to electro-dub cowclickstep.

332. #click

333. The Who, in my revisionist history, were a cool one-hit wonder band from the 1980s. This is it. “Eminence Front” totally jams.

334. Tickets go on sale in 30 minutes.

335. Holy cow! Free hammers and cans if Krylon at the front door today! I’m gonna art all over the place!

336. I don’t understand the bowl-on-a-table, off-center-faucet, no-aerator bathroom sink thing. It seems dada to me.

     Hope that helps.

337. Amanda Walker Stavely are getting dinner tickets.

338. You’re welcome.

339. I nominate wikipedia’s 140 character table replacement for the

     tag as the best HTML5 troll of 2011.

     Look at those cute '"'s!

340. "

     Q

     "

341. Engineering, engineering, engineering.

342. Vintage trolling: “@mckt_: Just for the record, Stairway to Heaven is still the best song of all time.”

     Does anybody remember laughter?

343. The pataphor is to the metaphor as the metaphor is to the nonfigurative.

344. Amanda Walker Stavely and I saw these guys open for Medeski Martin & Wood last night. They played Creep.

     Yup: it was totally awesome.

345. A proud moment…

346. Wall Street, not Sesame Street!

     (Am I doing this serious-business politics thing right guys?)

347. Stuff: I don’t understand it.

348. My cow clicking is 90% complete.

     Click here for Cow Clicking tips. Import every e-mail address and nugget of personal information you’ve ever known about anyone ever to Cow Click harder.

349. Oh crap, I’m back in my Harry Nilsson phase. Stay out our the apartment: it’s still 1971 in here.

     (The album cut of this tune with guitars and horns is also excellent.)

350. clickin it.

351. Don’t look at your wall. I drew something awful on it.

     My current (for the past two years) favorite song.

352. Atlas Clicked

353. Click happens.

354. “I can’t click” — Bowie’s draft title for the Tin Machine tune

     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_Machine_(album)

355. I clicked cows IN THE CLOUD.

356. Lonesome No More!

357. Everything wrong is right again.

358. Step one: Create and maintain a boardwalk classic: Whack-a-mole
     Step two: Introduce bugs in the software controlling whack-a-mole that keep popping up only to be squashed back down with a consulting-mallet exactly modeling how the physical game works
     Step three:

     Sometimes, reality is literary.

359. BOGOST: FIX YOUR HIGH SCORE PUBLISHING. I BEAT MY PREVIOUS HIGH SCORE BY 38,100, I ACTUALLY SCORED MUCH HIGHER. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

360. #CF Click Friday: My Cow.

361. Five seconds of every number one 45 RPM record from 1965 through the 1990s.

     I was amazed how many I recognized.

     Disco still sucks.

362. In the Queen’s English, men don’t use airport paperback book titles like “Perfect Storm” and “Black Swan”.

363. I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention. If you’ve been doing your own homework. But maybe, well, it seems to me at least, that Glenn Beck clicked a cow and made it moo in 1990.

     I mean, this is horrible to say, but who is this guy and who else clicks cows like that? I worry about my country. Oh I know who. Hitler clicked cows. I’m not drawing any conclusions there, but Glenn Beck clicked cows, and Hitler clicked cows. What could this mean?

364. Employees must wash their hands before returning from clicking.

365. So we’re debating the merits of the various Star Trek series and intra-series episodic styles/classifications. Did I mention we’re hiring!?!?

366. Very rapidly indeed.

367. Something for your back pocket: In a footnote in Burton’s Arabian Nights (in the second eunuch’s tale), he coins the portmanteau ‘drinkitite’, as in “Gosh, I sure have built up one heck of a drinkitite.”

368. Our neighbors (http://j.mp/hf1dDv) haven’t turned their kitchen light off in the 9 months we’ve lived here. They will henceforth be referred to as “The British Empire.”

369. Monitors are slippery.

370. My first night of the next dozen days of bachelorhood: oven-bake pizza and an nice bottle of 100% punch-in-the-face-lenoir Kaz Mainliner.

371. Going Moobile

372. Smooth.

373. Paraphrasing: Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve-Mark1-Serial-Number-9108024-BEEEEEEP!

374. Team Themis.

     That’s pronounced to only rhyme with ‘venus’ and ‘lenis’ and ‘venous’, afaik.

375. Happy Valentine’s Day!

376. This is the best game I’ve ever played.

377. Click goes in, moo comes out. Click goes in, a moo comes out. Click goes in, moo comes out. It always happens.

     Where does the click go? Where does the moo come from? There’s never a miscommunication.

     You can’t explain that.

378. OH MAMMA.

     (Nothing funny here, I just really dig this tune and the illustration only makes it better. NB: Not quite true to the greek.)

379. Nice chiasmus in the last sentence of Anon’s HBGary release.

     As for the rest of it, “respectfully”, the mixed-metaphors were distracting.

380. Taking Amanda Walker Stavely, lunch, a blanket, and a growler of beer to Dolores Park today for the game.

381. Amanda Walker Stavely and I just rode 15 fun, mostly-flat miles around the city. Thankful for Lagunitas IPA on tap at the house.

382. WHERE DOES THIS CITY GET OFF HAVING SUCH BEAUTIFUL WEATHER IN EARLY FEBRUARY!?!

383. Favorite Italian in North Beach? We’re in the mood for risotto, ragu over tasty pasta, and good wine for a dinner out tonight.

384. So, svn commit walks into a bar, and the bartender says "…

385. any good brews lately? I have a Cream Ale fermenting 😃 Where do you get your kits or ingredients? We have Austin Homebrew Supply, it’s popular!

386. RT @danphilpott: The weakest part of any argument by analogy is the analogy.

387. SOTU Click.

388. “Sometimes you get so lonely—‘wank-wank’ guitar solo”

     — @vurtyou, singing along with Bowie

     “What? That’s what his songs are!”

     — @vurtyou

389. Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!

     Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!

390. Tickets to the Medeski Martin & Wood show in March at the Independent are only $30, I’m dragging Amanda Walker Stavely

391. Shmoo’s CON-FLU (OK, it’s probably just a cold) is so strong I already have it.

392. On the verge of boiling over…

393. Science!

394. Making a small 1800 mL yeast starter for tomorrow’s IPA. How’dya like my Erlenmeyer?

395. We’re cycling down to the Embarcadero to pick up the flowers Amanda Walker Stavely forgot at the flower stand, then around the north of the city to A16 to try more gourmet pizza.

396. Errol Morris & Philip Glass.

397. Led Zeppelin: ★★★★★
     Acts heavily influenced by Led Zeppelin: ★★☆☆☆

     The Beach Boys: ★★☆☆☆
     Acts heavily influenced by The Beach Boys: ★★★★★

398. Backscatter Cow is always already clicking.

399. I swear by Apollo the Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and Panaceia and all the gods, and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that Amanda Walker Stavely and I will take Dawn Metcalf to the San Francisco Zoo today to see the hippo crates.

     Yuk Yuk.

400. Amanda and Mom at Beretta for lunch

     

401. 

     At The Paramount in Oakland for Disney’s Fantasia

402. Oh Jeepers.

403. Feeling stupid for booking an SFO->DCA flight landing at 10pm the same night as @charmsec in Baltimore.

     Considering the flight-change fee.

404. so how do you set up one of these shared sites on facebook? (like the golf thing I was talking about over xgiving?

405. Rock minimalism?

406. Folks, I’ll be at the Washington Hilton 1/27-30 ($95/night, go Shatner!) for the hacks, and in Frederick to see Lou Stavely et al the evening of the 30th.

407. The pasture is not the territory.

408. Gang: If we all switch to CFL bulbs, the energy traders managing long term price contracts will get better bonuses.

     Let’s pull together!

409. San Francisco urban hike today: what neighborhood should we pick?

410. Now it’s time for our wrap up.

411. Grant Stavely has sent you a request in Cow Clicker.

412. One click, two moos: How do they work!?!

413. This Snuggie keeps falling off when I walk around.

414. Please Read:
     A Cow Clicker Message from
     Facebook User, Grant Stavely.

415. Hot Smoke & Sassafras.

416. Ent Porn: http://flic.kr/p/96x4Me

     (at San Carlos and 18th St.)