Pizza Slow, I ordered a black light

I ordered a black light. When it gets here, I’m gonna put on a freshly laundered white shirt that’ll glow just right, turn all the other lights off and shutter the windows, turn the black light on, and mop the hardwood with The Boy hog-tied to the mop handle, his screaming and yowling drowned out by Deep Purple’s “Burn” as loud as I can stand it.

Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon November 13, 2011 - 5:58 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/11/13/17-58-00-i-ordered-a-black-light/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/11/13/17-58-00-i-ordered-a-black-light/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

Proximate posts in the Facebook collection
Newer	'Yeah I pretty much like all kinds of music except for 60's	16 November 2011
Newer	Shouldn't the game just be called 'clicker' now?	15 November 2011
This post	I ordered a black light	13 November 2011
Older	Please DO NOT impale the pigs on the front gate again	13 November 2011
Older	Centennial hops!	13 November 2011

Proximate posts in the General collection
Newer	Centennial hops! (Taken with instagram)	13 November 2011
Newer	Post #12751447870	13 November 2011
This post	I ordered a black light	13 November 2011
Older	Please DO NOT impale the pigs on the front gate again	13 November 2011
Older	Centennial hops!	13 November 2011

h

previous link

j

next post

k

previous post

l

next link

gg

first

G

last

0

top of page

$

bottom of page

Enter

open

u

undo the title's shadow

ZZ

quit, turning these off

Esc

re-enter normal mode, enables shortcuts

⌘K

search

Posts by platform by year, 1999–2026
	Blog	Facebook	Twitter	Tumblr	Instagram	Path	Vimeo	Strava	Mastodon	Bookwyrm	total

total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	570	2261	74	12175
1999	7	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	7
2000	10	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	10
2001	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	0
2002	23	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	23
2003	35	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	35
2004	85	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	85
2005	150	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	150
2006	83	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	83
2007	72	16	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	88
2008	33	546	169	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	748
2009	10	407	744	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	1161
2010	6	195	352	3	–	–	–	–	–	–	556
2011	4	383	290	8	20	–	–	–	–	–	705
2012	–	372	254	124	19	16	1	–	–	–	786
2013	–	165	512	196	–	–	3	–	–	–	876
2014	–	73	670	270	–	–	–	6	–	–	1019
2015	–	74	889	554	–	–	11	2	–	–	1530
2016	–	55	12	389	1	–	3	–	–	–	460
2017	–	–	–	429	47	–	5	7	–	–	488
2018	–	–	–	414	45	–	–	7	123	–	589
2019	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	–	210	–	211
2020	–	–	–	–	–	–	3	2	452	–	457
2021	–	–	–	–	–	–	7	8	404	–	419
2022	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	4	422	–	427
2023	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	48	214	13	276
2024	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	167	205	33	405
2025	–	–	–	–	–	–	2	222	154	22	400
2026	1	–	–	–	–	–	–	97	77	6	181
total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	570	2261	74	12175