pizza slow (high quality)

Oh, hi, I’m gravely. You’ve caught me relaxing on pizza slow (high quality)1, my personal website.

This is where I keep my posts2.

I mostly only post on mastodon.social anymore (and not often, at that) but I’m also on Bandcamp, Bookwyrm, a few Signals (ask), Discords (ask), and Slacks (as per), e-mail (guess), Twitch (where I work), and LinkedIn (derogatory).

Selfie from December 2024 that I took at a kid's birthday party after showing my kid what he looked like in a party hat and then going to take a pic of him and his friends and oops the camera is backwards, might as well take a selfie first.

  1. I’ve been using pizza slow or its chorus, gimme pizza, inspired by the eponymous edit, wherever I find myself needing a message of the day or banner for a while and now I’m kicking it around as a vanity domain. “Put it in (sic) the pizza.” ↩︎

  2. I’ve got most my old blogs3, twitter4, facebook5, tumblr6, path7, instagram8, mastodon9, and bookwyrm10 posts archived here11, going back to 1999, even though most of them are pretty embarassing. So it goes. ↩︎

  3. Blog posts per year: 7,10,0,23,35,85,150,83,72,33,10,6,4,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0. Blog posts per year. ↩︎

  4. Posts per year: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,169,744,351,291,254,512,670,889,12,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0. Twitter posts per year. ↩︎

  5. Posts per year: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,16,546,419,203,416,403,180,90,106,79,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0. Facebook posts per year. ↩︎

  6. Posts per year: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,3,8,124,196,270,554,389,429,442,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0. Tumblr posts per year. ↩︎

  7. Posts per year: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,16,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0. Path posts per year. ↩︎

  8. Posts per year: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,20,19,0,0,0,1,47,78,76,26,2,0,0,0,0,0. Instagram posts per year. ↩︎

  9. Posts per year: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,136,240,506,446,460,249,243,167,62. Mastodon posts per year. ↩︎

  10. Posts per year: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13,33,22,2. Bookwyrm posts per year. ↩︎

  11. This site is built using Eleventy v3.1.6. ↩︎