Twitter posts from 2011

1. @slp22 thanks Sandra!

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 29, 2011 - 3:12 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/28/tweet-152225452801523713/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/28/tweet-152225452801523713/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. Golf is such an enigma to me. http://t.co/Kpn2zpKF

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 26, 2011 - 7:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/26/tweet-151387377770831872/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/26/tweet-151387377770831872/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

3. I’m moving charmsec.org to a new registrar a few days before @CharmSec 43 because I passive aggressively like breaking MediaWiki sites.

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 25, 2011 - 6:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/25/tweet-151010682022793216/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/25/tweet-151010682022793216/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

4. RT @GAJoaby: @ibogost new game idea - you sign up and immediately have to reset your password. All you ever do is reset it.

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 23, 2011 - 6:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/23/tweet-150285736120287235/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/23/tweet-150285736120287235/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. @johnconstable not to Android.

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 22, 2011 - 5:46 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/21/tweet-149727609348034560/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/21/tweet-149727609348034560/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. RT @biorhythmist: How old were you when you found out that Santana wasn’t real?

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 17, 2011 - 6:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/17/tweet-148104398227251200/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/17/tweet-148104398227251200/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. RT @GoldbergLawDC: Chris Hitchens, one of the great writers of our generation, died yesterday. Hitch was once called Americas foremost r …

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 16, 2011 - 7:22 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/15/tweet-147577387624841216/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/15/tweet-147577387624841216/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. @davidmoffitt @sxs3200 “Churchill and 007 martinis are nonsense up with which I will not put.”

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 13, 2011 - 12:59 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/12/tweet-146393813286522881/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/12/tweet-146393813286522881/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Eight, equals, equals, capital-D

   Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 12, 2011 - 6:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/12/tweet-146295073334771712/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/12/tweet-146295073334771712/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

10.  Twitter.app 2.1.2

    • Fixed “Open links in background” setting
    • →, →→, →→→, etc now opens consecutive links in toots

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 10, 2011 - 11:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/10/tweet-145646436846022658/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/10/tweet-145646436846022658/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

11. OH: I really like that word by the way. It’s like sexy but it’s “regexy.”

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 06, 2011 - 11:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/06/tweet-144191563218685952/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/06/tweet-144191563218685952/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

12. I, personally, have never read a man page on my own time, and would never do it on the company’s dollar or the government’s dole. #hashtag

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 01, 2011 - 5:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/01/tweet-142291973410263041/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/01/tweet-142291973410263041/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

13. @mckt_ enough bartenders get the dry martini wrong that I wonder if it’s de facto now, like shaking it, or using vodka.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 01, 2011 - 5:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/12/01/tweet-142288503810699264/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/12/01/tweet-142288503810699264/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

14. RT @PeterSokolowski: To those who say they only use ‘decimate’ to mean “reduce by one tenth,” I say: how do you use ‘quintessential’?? # …

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon December 01, 2011 - 5:55 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/30/tweet-142119613650583552/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/30/tweet-142119613650583552/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

15. The only nice thing I have to say about OSX Lion Server is that the nat service can be replaced with a shell script.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 30, 2011 - 4:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/30/tweet-141909484716044288/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/30/tweet-141909484716044288/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

16. @sxs3200 @vurtyou any time!

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 29, 2011 - 7:51 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/28/tweet-141424061820579840/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/28/tweet-141424061820579840/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

17. @bbaskin the first @charmsec conversation I had with you was because I disagreed with a talk you gave at @dojosec, and you changed my mind.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 24, 2011 - 4:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/24/tweet-139748283777163264/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/24/tweet-139748283777163264/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

18. @sxs3200 CISCO, THE GATEKEEPER OF GOZER

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 21, 2011 - 4:35 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/21/tweet-138656801116790784/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/21/tweet-138656801116790784/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

19. Mid-November and I’m still thinking “well that sure is a neat costume, wonder what it’s supposed to be of?” of people in The Mission.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 20, 2011 - 12:39 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/19/tweet-138053865730875392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/19/tweet-138053865730875392/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

20. @kidkoala RT @newmoticons KOALA ! ━━► ᒓᴥᒔ

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 19, 2011 - 6:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/19/tweet-137953583659352065/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/19/tweet-137953583659352065/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

21. RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: R is bc for hipster.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 18, 2011 - 1:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/18/tweet-137529693808246785/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/18/tweet-137529693808246785/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

22. *Thus the remark attributed to W.H. Auden: “Let me see what I wrote so I know what I think.”

    http://t.co/pc6ZvdDB

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 16, 2011 - 4:30 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/16/tweet-136843704353828864/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/16/tweet-136843704353828864/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

23. RT @fromedome: Pretty sure Google’s disconnect with society hits its peak here. So ridiculous, it’s almost a parody of itself. http://t. …

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 15, 2011 - 7:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/15/tweet-136533160417689600/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/15/tweet-136533160417689600/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

24. RT @rattle1337: Video of the counter-espionage talk I gave at SDC can be viewed online: http://t.co/J32Dpa2c #APT

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 11, 2011 - 7:33 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/10/tweet-134896394887639040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/10/tweet-134896394887639040/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

25. Every morning I wake up and read MS UDP vuln headlines and open palm slam a #fail into the echo chamber w/ linkbait.

    http://t.co/UKiIkycb

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 09, 2011 - 4:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/09/tweet-134309176796131328/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/09/tweet-134309176796131328/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

26. SMTP has had MAIL FROM: <> null reverse paths since 1982. Web developers still spoof envelope senders to match recipient addresses in 2011.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 05, 2011 - 6:43 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/05/tweet-132890726521516032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/05/tweet-132890726521516032/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

27. @skype hey so like I use skype.app on multiple Macs, and each of them randomly escapes ’ like stuff to ' like stuff and it’s lame. Sup?

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 05, 2011 - 4:51 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/04/tweet-132681360191131648/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/04/tweet-132681360191131648/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

28. ★★★★★ Stavely, 2011

    “Grant is proud to abandon RSS as a waste of mortality, but embarrassed to have ditched television and driving first.”

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon November 05, 2011 - 4:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/11/04/tweet-132672408200024064/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/11/04/tweet-132672408200024064/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

29. @mrgan by forcing you to dig for every tissue, they perform an environmental reminder to consider the life of a tree.

    Or to use your shirt.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 28, 2011 - 4:35 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/28/tweet-129959553986080768/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/28/tweet-129959553986080768/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

30. RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In startup we are hire only rockstar, ninja or samurai. Vague familiar with computer is big plus.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 27, 2011 - 3:18 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/26/tweet-129396423186849793/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/26/tweet-129396423186849793/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

31. I sure hope my patent-applied-for Ultra-Magnetic Cat Litter doesn’t cause as many ‘incidents’ as my patented Ultra-Magnetic Cat Food did.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 20, 2011 - 9:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/20/tweet-127137691082047488/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/20/tweet-127137691082047488/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

32. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say “Help, I don’t know how to get down outta this tree!” --A Cat

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 19, 2011 - 6:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/19/tweet-126731424484179969/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/19/tweet-126731424484179969/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

33. Fucking speech acts, how do they work?

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 18, 2011 - 5:24 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/17/tweet-126166740722921472/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/17/tweet-126166740722921472/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

34. /etc/sysconfig/ and /etc/default/ are directories for configuration files in a directory for configuration files.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 17, 2011 - 7:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/17/tweet-126024322052661249/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/17/tweet-126024322052661249/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

35. @schuetzdj @textfiles seconded. I did some consulting for customink.com when they were growing, seemed like good peoples.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 16, 2011 - 2:29 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/15/tweet-125397908878139393/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/15/tweet-125397908878139393/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

36. @mckt_ even a disgusting Watermelon beer can’t break the “all beer is good” rule.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 16, 2011 - 2:21 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/15/tweet-125395924322222080/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/15/tweet-125395924322222080/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

37. @MikD but I’ve been trying to figure out AirTunes for years: http://t.co/CNp8ixbI

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 14, 2011 - 5:50 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/13/tweet-124723643338067968/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/13/tweet-124723643338067968/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

38. @MikD Mine will intermittently keep playing w/ no sound but never mid-song. Cordless phone? Microwave? Switch from/to 5GHz from/to 2.4?

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 14, 2011 - 5:48 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/13/tweet-124723157918695425/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/13/tweet-124723157918695425/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

39. I like to chew candy corn with the few all original, non-filled, non-crowned teeth I have left so’s to keep 'em in line.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 11, 2011 - 3:30 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/10/tweet-123601249076641793/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/10/tweet-123601249076641793/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

40. I upgraded to a Pro™ account and am strolling through an infinite VRML strip mall of your postings, in a gel-submerged aerotrim and goggles.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 08, 2011 - 4:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/08/tweet-122717274804199424/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/08/tweet-122717274804199424/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

41. @sxs3200 That keyboard looks really nice but at that price, I’d demand gold plated optical interconnects and a beefy ferrite core, minimum.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 07, 2011 - 7:51 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/07/tweet-122398614810132480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/07/tweet-122398614810132480/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

42. RT @flantz: My thoughts on Cow Clicker, in case you were wondering. http://t.co/zLEqTv8X

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 05, 2011 - 3:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/05/tweet-121615620721754112/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/05/tweet-121615620721754112/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

43. @AWS0807 GABF tip: Drop your cup for a round of applause!

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon October 02, 2011 - 1:28 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/10/01/tweet-120309029569433600/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/10/01/tweet-120309029569433600/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

44. wood-engraved-rabbit

    I N F O G R A P H I C S
    I N A N U T S H E L L

    http://t.co/rdXe3JKt

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 30, 2011 - 2:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/30/tweet-119785667768225792/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/30/tweet-119785667768225792/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

45. @dtjedi I like @routesy

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 26, 2011 - 8:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/26/tweet-118424247969398785/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/26/tweet-118424247969398785/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

46. “I only wear a helmet when I’m drunk and other bicyclists are wearing helmets, so like, you know, I’m totally in control of it.”

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 26, 2011 - 5:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/26/tweet-118371860521033729/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/26/tweet-118371860521033729/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

47. @MikD @chipmonkey @vurtyou http://t.co/TjOz0B0k

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 24, 2011 - 9:46 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/24/tweet-117716648072450048/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/24/tweet-117716648072450048/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

48. RT @scottsimpson: “If there were only a way to make kids have to shave…”

    —Somebody at Procter & Gamble, right now

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 24, 2011 - 8:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/24/tweet-117692011896774656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/24/tweet-117692011896774656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

49. “We’ve always been business partners with Adbusters.”

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 24, 2011 - 6:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/24/tweet-117665473050591232/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/24/tweet-117665473050591232/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

50. RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Scratch surface of any CTO and you find junior devops + Peter Principle.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 23, 2011 - 11:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/23/tweet-117382177376841729/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/23/tweet-117382177376841729/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

51. “Tank, I need a program for giving a presentation like Steve Jobs. Hurry.”

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 22, 2011 - 5:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/22/tweet-116933601613987840/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/22/tweet-116933601613987840/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

52. Corollary: If the ideas are assertions of negativity, conspiracy, or peeves; the value is certainly nil.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 22, 2011 - 3:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/22/tweet-116901329280040960/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/22/tweet-116901329280040960/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

53. If the best description for a collection of ideas in a thing is the number of ideas in the thing, the value of any one idea is probably nil.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 22, 2011 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/22/tweet-116900835744686080/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/22/tweet-116900835744686080/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

54. AirTunes is simultaneously my favorite Mac ecosystem thing and the worst: the non-UDP half of the protocol seems to lack introspection.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 20, 2011 - 4:06 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/19/tweet-116000370035142656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/19/tweet-116000370035142656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

55. RT @rands: Don’t be so f*king strategic : http://t.co/Mr7LNH8t

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 19, 2011 - 3:50 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/19/tweet-115814978187034625/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/19/tweet-115814978187034625/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

56. “Something there is that doesn’t love a firewall.”

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 17, 2011 - 9:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/17/tweet-115182046653067264/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/17/tweet-115182046653067264/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

57. This breach notification is a Sierpinski Triangle of precious foolishness:
    http://t.co/5FzcDl2

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 11, 2011 - 8:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112984374592540672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112984374592540672/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

58. @grahamvsworld @alexhutton @daviottenheimer NOVA area cyber-JO is like simultaneously loving and completely misunderstanding Dr. Strangelove

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 11, 2011 - 7:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112977482717741059/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112977482717741059/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

59. @LucasErratus attack source fallacy reminds me of @judy_novak’s hilarious (and I paraphrase) “IANA! I’m being attacked by 127.0.0/8!” story.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 11, 2011 - 7:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112970548182646784/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112970548182646784/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

60. RT @kylekinane: THIS YACHT KILLS FASCISTS

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 11, 2011 - 7:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112967465079803905/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112967465079803905/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

61. “Heh, you just wait, it gets even worse after you’ve—” is the universal bad-advice prefix.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 11, 2011 - 6:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112953930320846848/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/11/tweet-112953930320846848/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

62. “I told you a registration wall wouldn’t suit the works!” he added looking angrily at the March Hare.

    “It was the /best/ registration wall”

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 09, 2011 - 6:34 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/09/tweet-112232533328007168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/09/tweet-112232533328007168/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

63. @ssoper Cat’s_Cradle, Slapstick, and Breakfast_of_Champions are all excellent.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 09, 2011 - 3:50 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/09/tweet-112191274366402560/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/09/tweet-112191274366402560/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

64. “The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I Project Manage with a bro who also has a crystal.”

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 08, 2011 - 9:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111916418903179264/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111916418903179264/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

65. 'patawork: “The science of imaginary solutions, which symbolically attributes the properties of objects, described…”

    http://t.co/67EViMn

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 08, 2011 - 5:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111859551799754752/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111859551799754752/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

66. Mr. Boddy was killed by Project Manager NewGuy (PMP, CPM, MBA), in the conference room, with the business requirements document.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 08, 2011 - 4:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111839133642665985/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/08/tweet-111839133642665985/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

67. If it ain’t fixed, don’t break it.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon September 01, 2011 - 6:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/09/01/tweet-109332083557679104/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/09/01/tweet-109332083557679104/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

68. If you don’t have a I-am-sarcasticly-handwaving-this gesture, you’re probably a handwaver.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 31, 2011 - 7:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/31/tweet-108988633016565760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/31/tweet-108988633016565760/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

69. Alright, I didn’t wanna have to do this, but from now on, anyone that mentions bitcoins is gonna have to put some real coins in this jar.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 31, 2011 - 6:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/31/tweet-108966084207591424/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/31/tweet-108966084207591424/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

70. “misting the ol’ parakeet”
    “watering the birdie”
    “washing the do-do baby”
    “the old man in the park sprays one handed” http://t.co/Hx4xnxZ

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 28, 2011 - 10:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/28/tweet-107940231226994690/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/28/tweet-107940231226994690/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

71. RT @sbnation: We debated this for a while, but then remembered it is 2011. RT @BSargentOKC: Why no app planned for the BlackBerry?

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 25, 2011 - 4:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/25/tweet-106760116132511744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/25/tweet-106760116132511744/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

72. Be a security hero: http://t.co/rSZRXss

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 24, 2011 - 6:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/24/tweet-106435744997982208/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/24/tweet-106435744997982208/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

73. The world of the day today is: pleonasm.

    Posted on Twitter over 14 years agoon August 24, 2011 - 1:39 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/23/tweet-106178722587099137/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/23/tweet-106178722587099137/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

74. RT @rattle1337: Massive doc drop on Comment Crew (Chinese APT group). This is legit. I’ve dealt with some of these C2s. http://t.co/y1iN9U5

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 18, 2011 - 7:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/18/tweet-104272494948659201/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/18/tweet-104272494948659201/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

75. “Inside every introvert is an extrovert that can be brought out by a encouragement and shame.” – something some extroverts actually believe

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 18, 2011 - 7:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/18/tweet-104271668708519936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/18/tweet-104271668708519936/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

76. @MikD @mckt_ I wanna hit some v0’s* soon †.

    • My hands are sweating cause I thought about climbing.
      † We gotta get there early to boulder.
    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 13, 2011 - 4:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/13/tweet-102416475368849408/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/13/tweet-102416475368849408/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

77. She says, “Oh, never mind about that heart-warming scientific study, I read the the data: they only sampled 16 people.”

    Would marry again.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 10, 2011 - 7:02 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/10/tweet-101186744526979073/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/10/tweet-101186744526979073/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

78. RT @rands: When you say “Offsite”, I hear “Boondoggle”.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 05, 2011 - 5:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/05/tweet-99527939653238785/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/05/tweet-99527939653238785/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

79. There are 10 kinds of people at #defcon: Those who wash their hands when given a chance and those responsible for all disease propogation.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 02, 2011 - 5:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/02/tweet-98448654729363456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/02/tweet-98448654729363456/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

80. @chipmonkey @mikd shucks, blushin’ a bit, honestly.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 02, 2011 - 6:32 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/01/tweet-98280081184669696/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/01/tweet-98280081184669696/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

81. I’M GOING TO LAS VEGAS FOR B-SIDES LV AND DEFCON, AND I HAVE OPINIONS.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon August 02, 2011 - 5:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/08/01/tweet-98256954572554240/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/08/01/tweet-98256954572554240/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

82. I run rsyslog, dnsmasq, ipfw, and nat, w/ my own LaunchDaemons on my mac mini home server/firewall. Does OS X Lion Server have equivalents?

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 31, 2011 - 9:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/31/tweet-97776729623511040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/31/tweet-97776729623511040/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

83. I like to think there’s an accepted American spelling of deluxe without the ‘e’ that means ‘just kinda alright I guess’.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 31, 2011 - 5:35 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/31/tweet-97722022012006400/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/31/tweet-97722022012006400/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

84. Hey pal, don’t be blue, you know there are plenty of fish in the MECC Odell Lake.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 31, 2011 - 1:40 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/30/tweet-97481711453081600/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/30/tweet-97481711453081600/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

85. @gnachman iTerm2 is amazing.

    Q: Without Terminal’s hold-⌥ geometric-select, I toggle Vim’s number/nonumber a lot.

    Am I missing something?

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 30, 2011 - 5:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/30/tweet-97354863926710272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/30/tweet-97354863926710272/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

86. The only unlocked-computer tomfoolery I endorse is ponies: http://t.co/n3s44ma

    And I just got got: http://t.co/UBwtH0r

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 29, 2011 - 1:25 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/28/tweet-96753266112733184/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/28/tweet-96753266112733184/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

87. RT @jasonmustian: When Clippy sees something, Clippy says something. http://twitpic.com/5wos5r

    When Clippy sees something, Clippy says something. When Clippy sees something, Clippy says something. twitpic.com
    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 27, 2011 - 3:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/27/tweet-96247053256105987/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/27/tweet-96247053256105987/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

88. Q. Where does anti-content come from?

    A. That’s a stupid question
    A. You’re stupid
    A. I’m stupid!
    A. RTFM!
    A. Just Use My System™
    A. spam

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 24, 2011 - 7:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/24/tweet-95216323038162944/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/24/tweet-95216323038162944/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

89. “No, right!”
    “Yeah, I’m avoiding a pothole, I’m not retarded.”
    “Honey, I know that: if you were retarded I wouldn’t yell at you.”

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 23, 2011 - 11:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/23/tweet-94917997445124096/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/23/tweet-94917997445124096/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

90. RT @ibogost: Cow Clicker shares a birthday with Marshall McLuhan.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 21, 2011 - 1:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/21/tweet-94043620084166656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/21/tweet-94043620084166656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

91. OH “Well the first thing I did was make sure it wasn’t from you guys because I don’t trust you guys after all these Hasselhoffs.”

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 21, 2011 - 1:05 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/20/tweet-93848943796027392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/20/tweet-93848943796027392/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

92. Brian Eno. “I’ll Come Running To Skip This Song.” Another_Green_World. LP. Produced by Brian Eno, Rhett Davies. Island Records., 1975

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 18, 2011 - 2:45 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/17/tweet-92786933742309376/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/17/tweet-92786933742309376/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

93. “Hey Dad, why is every article on the web two pages long? Some are even more!”

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 15, 2011 - 2:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/15/tweet-91876767626829824/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/15/tweet-91876767626829824/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

94. OH: I’m pretty sure there have only been three licenses to ill issued and you weren’t issued one.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 11, 2011 - 6:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/11/tweet-90482535028625408/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/11/tweet-90482535028625408/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

95. Iif you unddESCxAierstand this messegeESCdbxAmessageESCbbbdwilove ESCA, you’ll love: http://t.co/3KC6H8L

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 10, 2011 - 5:24 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/09/tweet-89927848613253122/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/09/tweet-89927848613253122/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

96. RT @darendoc: If NASA had any guts, they would dress the landing crew at Edwards as Apes to receive the Astronauts on their last Shuttle …

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 08, 2011 - 6:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/08/tweet-89394315440308225/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/08/tweet-89394315440308225/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

97. N.B. When being watched, e.g. this-telephone call or-email may be monitored: be sure to mention that my voicemail isn’t set up.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 05, 2011 - 5:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/05/tweet-88304995199496192/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/05/tweet-88304995199496192/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

98. “@chipmonkey: …read this: RT @csima: 1password explains the new Dropbox terms http://t.co/JI9sr1S”

    Be wary of outrage: http://t.co/Enh0g5V

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 03, 2011 - 4:27 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/03/tweet-87558137430810624/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/03/tweet-87558137430810624/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

99. I know it’s a function of anonymous text hosting sties but ASCII figlet banners 15 years into this hypertext experiment is just precious.

    Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon July 02, 2011 - 7:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/07/02/tweet-87237181449580544/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/07/02/tweet-87237181449580544/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

100. Corporate Buddyspeak is a pidgin of Businessman’s Cant.

     Cool? Cool.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 28, 2011 - 8:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/28/tweet-85811568507486208/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/28/tweet-85811568507486208/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

101. Browser navigation via the backspace/delete key is an anachronism from the non-interactive web. http://t.co/GnXYrAz

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 26, 2011 - 6:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/26/tweet-85052564193812480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/26/tweet-85052564193812480/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

102. @mckt_ Sky-pour a beer toasting MECC to start, take a sip for every death (oxen or human), a shot every time you hunt, & chug river fordings

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 26, 2011 - 4:38 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/25/tweet-84842890991370240/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/25/tweet-84842890991370240/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

103. Lesbians honk car horns like this, faggots honk car horns like that.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 26, 2011 - 4:21 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/25/tweet-84838639787454466/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/25/tweet-84838639787454466/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

104. This is a great vibe: “I feel fortunate that…my aspirations are beneath my accomplishments.” http://t.co/Op2KzI3

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 25, 2011 - 5:28 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/25/tweet-84674445477814272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/25/tweet-84674445477814272/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

105. @sxs3200 no, pics now!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 24, 2011 - 7:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/24/tweet-84340393067552769/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/24/tweet-84340393067552769/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

106. RT @rands: “We’re a start-up, so fuck it.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 24, 2011 - 12:07 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/23/tweet-84049872038281216/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/23/tweet-84049872038281216/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

107. “If you’re relying on not clicking cows, you’re probably deluding yourself.” - Grant Stavely, CEO of Cow Clicking.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 23, 2011 - 4:35 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/23/tweet-83936257918509056/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/23/tweet-83936257918509056/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

108. RT @waxpancake: I was threatened with a lawsuit over Kind of Bloop’s pixel-art cover and settled for $32,500. So I wrote about it: http: …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 23, 2011 - 3:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/23/tweet-83927164587737089/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/23/tweet-83927164587737089/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

109. RT @strcpy: http://t.co/5OD2Kk9 best patch ever! via @jathanism

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 17, 2011 - 7:34 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/17/tweet-81806838722605058/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/17/tweet-81806838722605058/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

110. Mouth breathing is harder than it looks.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 15, 2011 - 7:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/15/tweet-81077547047190528/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/15/tweet-81077547047190528/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

111. I still mentally append “online” when telling someone where I saw something.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 10, 2011 - 5:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/10/tweet-79242158590271488/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/10/tweet-79242158590271488/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

112. @saysaylobbyist BOYS RULE, GIRLS DROOL!

     (And congratulations!)

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 09, 2011 - 3:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/09/tweet-78850762242916353/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/09/tweet-78850762242916353/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

113. My review of the Bodega Bay Inn, in Bodega Bay, CA: It’s not very bright to put a skylight in the bedroom.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 05, 2011 - 4:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/05/tweet-77404605213978625/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/05/tweet-77404605213978625/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

114. Man, I hate when people are passive aggressive about stuff.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 03, 2011 - 5:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/03/tweet-76703990166982656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/03/tweet-76703990166982656/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

115. Reverse the arrow of time on your security products; as they travel back in time their effectiveness will approach the vendor’s claims.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon June 02, 2011 - 2:48 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/06/01/tweet-76117993968508928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/06/01/tweet-76117993968508928/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

116. @chipmonkey @mckt_ I’m omega. I suck at con attendance, report delivery in 30 minutes or less, accessibility, “what ever” as two words, sco–

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 28, 2011 - 4:16 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/27/tweet-74328199915511808/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/27/tweet-74328199915511808/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

117. RT @bbaskin: @charmsec A wiki? You guys have totally sold out.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 27, 2011 - 9:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/27/tweet-74229797257097217/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/27/tweet-74229797257097217/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

118. @philip_daigle A new place? One we just never noticed? I need a review.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 27, 2011 - 7:38 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/27/tweet-74197760122949632/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/27/tweet-74197760122949632/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

119. @frednecksec congrats on the level up and welcome to game security.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 27, 2011 - 1:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/27/tweet-74105338596564992/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/27/tweet-74105338596564992/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

120. @sxs3200 bike thieves are the worst thieves. Sorry for your loss.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 26, 2011 - 3:40 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/25/tweet-73594313950502912/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/25/tweet-73594313950502912/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

121. RT @automine: Version 0.9 of @Aplura’s getwatchlist #Splunk custom command now available. Now with HTTP auth and proxy support. http://b …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 23, 2011 - 6:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/23/tweet-72735694258307073/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/23/tweet-72735694258307073/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

122. TN SEEKS DEROGATORY SLANG FOR HETERO

     http://t.co/G7WwEGm ¹

     ¹ Link to source, not to aggregation blog that doesn’t link or cite source.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 21, 2011 - 6:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/21/tweet-72012955104985088/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/21/tweet-72012955104985088/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

123. NB The fifth @Yelp star is reserved for happy endings—but only if the price is reasonable, service is prompt, and they fake it really well.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 21, 2011 - 6:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/21/tweet-71999534066180096/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/21/tweet-71999534066180096/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

124. RT @hotdogsladies: Viz., anyone informing 146MM readers that “technology” is making them dumb better be drawing it on the wall of a cold …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 19, 2011 - 4:37 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/18/tweet-71072021966102529/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/18/tweet-71072021966102529/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

125. It’s impolite to tease eschatologists, e.g. Mayans, Buddhists, Christians, before they announce the date of doomsday on The History Channel.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 17, 2011 - 3:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/17/tweet-70518179998343170/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/17/tweet-70518179998343170/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

126. RT @thanland: ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
     Percentage of charts in tweets that are worthless, versus time.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 17, 2011 - 3:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/17/tweet-70506716348948480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/17/tweet-70506716348948480/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

127. RT @hodgman: RT @steven_moffat:" http://t.co/0Xyyy7H Douglas Adams: 10 years gone, and still ahead of us.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 13, 2011 - 3:46 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/12/tweet-68884683043258368/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/12/tweet-68884683043258368/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

128. Rotate all abstract art 90° clockwise today. Exception granted if it’s on a wire: go 180° instead.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 09, 2011 - 4:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/09/tweet-67623908018364416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/09/tweet-67623908018364416/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

129. Rough estimate of the Sony breach: 77M records compresses to ~8Gb.

     Not counting penetration, that’s a sub-30 minute heist.

     Don’t blink.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 08, 2011 - 2:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/08/tweet-67231149054885888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/08/tweet-67231149054885888/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

130. Kinda wanna know how to open a beer with a Bic, but don’t wanna take the oath to never use a bottler open again even if one is available.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 07, 2011 - 11:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/07/tweet-67012138241241088/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/07/tweet-67012138241241088/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

131. RT @ninjamixdump: Beastie Boys / Collected Balkan Mash / http://t.co/4Kg1Lsu / a FFTANG! FFTANG! round-up

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 07, 2011 - 3:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/07/tweet-66882390609498112/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/07/tweet-66882390609498112/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

132. @electricfork THREEPIO: Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about? I’m not getting in there!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 07, 2011 - 2:45 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66695082312597504/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66695082312597504/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

133. @electricfork Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those pants
     and bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 07, 2011 - 2:44 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66694964008071168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66694964008071168/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

134. @electricfork A long time ago, in pants far, far away…

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 07, 2011 - 2:44 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66694884572147713/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/06/tweet-66694884572147713/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

135. ★★★★★

     WARNING: DJs are trained professionals. Don’t try this at home: http://t.co/SAsV0pZ

     (@therealKidKoala and @teeronce on @BISradio.)

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 05, 2011 - 5:30 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/04/tweet-66011933387657216/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/04/tweet-66011933387657216/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

136. Http://t.co/ehmH0b6
     Many of these persons are apparently normal, except for their desire to write endless rows of ciphers.
     @bestofwikipedia

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 05, 2011 - 3:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/04/tweet-65977947206582272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/04/tweet-65977947206582272/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

137. @MikD I think it’s more like force applied by brutes

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 04, 2011 - 3:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/04/tweet-65805107584966656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/04/tweet-65805107584966656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

138. RT @biorhythmist: 24th & Mission is the Mos Eisley of BART stops.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 04, 2011 - 1:49 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/03/tweet-65593933287276545/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/03/tweet-65593933287276545/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

139. OH: “Rubber hose cryptanalysis”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 03, 2011 - 11:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/03/tweet-65555934411358209/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/03/tweet-65555934411358209/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

140. … o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶e̶:̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶.̶"̶ ̶-̶M̶a̶r̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶L̶u̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶K̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶J̶r̶.̶

     SEE ME AFTER CLASS

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 03, 2011 - 3:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/03/tweet-65432958697357312/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/03/tweet-65432958697357312/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

141. @ThinkandDrive That’s awesome. What kind are you growing?

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon May 02, 2011 - 3:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/02/tweet-65073387466268672/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/05/02/tweet-65073387466268672/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

142. @CrucialCarl Scotch is gross. Scotch drinkers are gross. The process of making scotch is a waste of perfectly good beer, oak, and time.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 30, 2011 - 5:40 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/30/tweet-64383559103815680/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/30/tweet-64383559103815680/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

143. JAMS cleverly vandalize the sensors and circuitry in automatic bathroom faucets installed by the Freemasons to sterilize the working class.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 25, 2011 - 8:31 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/25/tweet-62614687048675328/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/25/tweet-62614687048675328/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

144. RT @attritionorg: RT @SushiDude: One SCADA screenshot I saw reminded me of Farmville. I wanted to click random icons incessantly. SCADA …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 21, 2011 - 4:50 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/20/tweet-60928422364446720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/20/tweet-60928422364446720/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

145. The warmest weekend in spring I ever spent was the weekend I spent in Riviera Maya at a friend’s wedding.

     • David Foster Wallace
     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 21, 2011 - 4:26 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/20/tweet-60922387260116992/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/20/tweet-60922387260116992/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

146. Having a beer at work so that I can say cheers to @nutsec.

     NB: No, my beer does not have a watermelon in it. http://t.co/EhhFGle

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 20, 2011 - 11:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/20/tweet-60854027696603136/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/20/tweet-60854027696603136/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

147. RT @kevinweil: Best @quora answer I’ve seen.

     Q: “What’s it like to be the smartest person in the room?”
     A: "It sucks. It means you’re i …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 18, 2011 - 4:26 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/17/tweet-59835101223194625/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/17/tweet-59835101223194625/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

148. Huff just $0.00 9/10 of unleaded 87 octane, and being arrogant about attaining the privilege of a carless lifestyle seems swell.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 17, 2011 - 11:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/17/tweet-59764166617079808/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/17/tweet-59764166617079808/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

149. @vurtyou and I have an extra ticket to the @SFSymphony this afternoon at 2PM.

     ♫ Symphonie fantastique ♫

     http://t.co/4BqQoVB

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 17, 2011 - 7:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/17/tweet-59693666469556224/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/17/tweet-59693666469556224/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

150. As an online discussion of security authorization grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving unlocked front doors approaches 1.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 17, 2011 - 5:26 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/17/tweet-59669019418038274/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/17/tweet-59669019418038274/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

151. @MikD “Gentlemen, Please Dress Your Caste”

     <smug>You will never, ever, see me in mass, or in restaurants that require jackets.</smug>

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 16, 2011 - 4:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/16/tweet-59286208722907136/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/16/tweet-59286208722907136/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

152. “Who is John Frum?”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 15, 2011 - 3:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/15/tweet-58916758718914560/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/15/tweet-58916758718914560/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

153. If you don’t already have everything AOL owns in your Scream Like A Man (or equiv.) filter, now’s the time to add it: http://t.co/WKg7hE2

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 15, 2011 - 3:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/14/tweet-58730197133959168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/14/tweet-58730197133959168/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

154. “@electricfork: I have a new gig. I’ll be joining the team at NERC on May 2nd. I’ll be doing neat things.”

     Congratulations!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 12, 2011 - 4:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/12/tweet-57841287482712065/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/12/tweet-57841287482712065/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

155. Authenticity is a sham of quality.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 09, 2011 - 8:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/09/tweet-56812830279741440/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/09/tweet-56812830279741440/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

156. LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET FNORDUM. CETERIS PARIBUS EST REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 06, 2011 - 4:45 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/05/tweet-55491280620363777/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/05/tweet-55491280620363777/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

157. RT @wardspan: security twits - I am looking for Incident Response peeps - it’s an awesome opportunity - great team -amazing company - ht …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 05, 2011 - 10:10 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/05/tweet-55391888420769792/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/05/tweet-55391888420769792/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

158. Just sat down in the waiting room at the dentist and Thriller came on as if cued. I’m thinking about making a run for it.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 05, 2011 - 2:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/05/tweet-55283046466850816/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/05/tweet-55283046466850816/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.
159. 1. _____ is the greenest way to conserve water.

     A) Flushing on two only
     B) Reusing towels
     C) Building a city in the fnord
     D) Tweeting

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 03, 2011 - 6:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/03/tweet-54608470724448257/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/03/tweet-54608470724448257/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

160. RT @iFail: I wonder how long before someone comes about with the Certified Advance Persistent Threat exam… LOL CAPT, aye aye

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 02, 2011 - 10:04 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54122087559868416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54122087559868416/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

161. Duck lips.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon April 02, 2011 - 7:10 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54078175449329665/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/04/02/tweet-54078175449329665/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

162. @christopherkunz right?! He stared down the two Mexican bottles as if trying to remember commercials he’d seen about 'em.

     —Airport bars.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 9:26 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53568995323949057/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53568995323949057/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

163. “A Corona, please.”

     “We only have Sol and Dos Equis sir.”

     Paralysis.

     “Make it a Bud Light. No. Make it a Guinness.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 9:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53567312510459907/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53567312510459907/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

164. I mean really carders! What’s the deal with designer clothes AND wallmart.com stuff? Practicality?!

     #Every90sComicExperiencingCreditFraud

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 4:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53490563609133056/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53490563609133056/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

165. Q: What do you say to the only vendor you recently payed with a credit card when the card fraud-alerts days later?

     A: “Gesundheit.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 4:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53488124092887040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/31/tweet-53488124092887040/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

166. OH: “We got the hack shitted out of us.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 31, 2011 - 12:40 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/30/tweet-53255316107829248/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/30/tweet-53255316107829248/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

167. No tech hacking: 53 people have brought cats, dogs, gerbils, and birds named Sparky to this emergency animal hospital in Inner Sunset.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 27, 2011 - 8:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/27/tweet-52112144614961152/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/27/tweet-52112144614961152/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

168. Philip Glass = I could repeat that + I could repeat that

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 27, 2011 - 6:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/27/tweet-52073742758715392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/27/tweet-52073742758715392/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

169. The man in me doesn’t see the problem with the homunculus fallacy.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 25, 2011 - 5:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/25/tweet-51336807140438016/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/25/tweet-51336807140438016/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

170. A: …the world is really a client supported on a giant server.

     Q: What is the server standing on?

     A; It’s client/server all the way down!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 23, 2011 - 5:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/23/tweet-50616282835468288/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/23/tweet-50616282835468288/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

171. And I looked, and behold, a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was standard Javascript without jQuery, and Hell followed with him.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 20, 2011 - 7:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/20/tweet-49550193892397058/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/20/tweet-49550193892397058/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

172. I don’t understand the bowl-on-a-table, off-center-faucet, no-aerator bathroom sink thing. It seems dada to me.

     Hope that helps.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 17, 2011 - 5:08 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/16/tweet-48249280066093056/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/16/tweet-48249280066093056/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

173. “I don’t know that you can make the argument that you aren’t being adequately compensated because they are withholding bacon.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 16, 2011 - 7:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/16/tweet-48097216551862273/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/16/tweet-48097216551862273/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

174. Try to pretend that primary sources are at least important enough to merit a link from the blog post about the article about the essay abou—

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 16, 2011 - 4:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/16/tweet-48052497515941888/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/16/tweet-48052497515941888/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

175. On the Internet, everyone is a numerologist.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 14, 2011 - 11:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/14/tweet-47433742993731585/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/14/tweet-47433742993731585/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

176. I’ve proudly “bootstrapped” Simplepedia into a Chrome extension but hate javascript.

     So, uhm…

     “Entrepreneur seeks technical co-founder.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 14, 2011 - 4:09 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/14/tweet-47328563044696064/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/14/tweet-47328563044696064/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

177. I nominate wikipedia’s 140 character table replacement for the <blockquote> tag as the best HTML5 troll of 2011.

     Look at those cute '"'s!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 14, 2011 - 2:03 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/13/tweet-47115541479047168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/13/tweet-47115541479047168/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

178. <table>
     <tboody>
     <tr>
     <td>“</td>
     <td>Q</td>
     <td>”</td>
     </tr>
     </tbody>
     </table

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 14, 2011 - 2:01 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/13/tweet-47115049155821569/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/13/tweet-47115049155821569/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

179. This year my bracket pick is a sure thing: ]

     Always go with a closer.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 13, 2011 - 10:33 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/13/tweet-47062857187201024/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/13/tweet-47062857187201024/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

180. RT @tqbf: Patrick, in Japan: Japanese doesn’t have a word for excessive preparation. https://www.kalzumeus.com/2011/03/13/some-perspective-on-the-japan-earthquake/

     Some Perspective On The Japan Earthquake | Kalzumeus Software kalzumeus.com
     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 13, 2011 - 5:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/13/tweet-46993618912821248/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/13/tweet-46993618912821248/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

181. Vintage trolling: “@mckt_: Just for the record, Stairway to Heaven is still the best song of all time.”

     Does anybody remember laughter?

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 13, 2011 - 6:03 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/12/tweet-46813514035245057/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/12/tweet-46813514035245057/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

182. @MikD it, ironically, cannot be explained.

     Sure is a beautiful day out there.

     Lunch?

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 12, 2011 - 7:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/12/tweet-46658010394804224/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/12/tweet-46658010394804224/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

183. Apple iTunes Human Interface Guideline rule 36: Consistently remind users about A-Ha’s “Take On Me” when clearing search terms.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 12, 2011 - 6:47 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/12/tweet-46643538322132992/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/12/tweet-46643538322132992/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

184. 1 Mysterianism states that some problems can’t be explained

     2 This is a problem

     3 Mysterianism can’t be explained

     4 Mysterians are jerks

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 12, 2011 - 6:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/12/tweet-46634940636471296/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/12/tweet-46634940636471296/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

185. RT @johnemcintyre: At The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg has what must be the last word on Newt Gingrich, the passionate patriot: http://tin …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 11, 2011 - 5:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/11/tweet-46258632152727553/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/11/tweet-46258632152727553/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

186. Homuncular preformationism: an amazingly poetic belief I’d ascribe to a cooky conservative character were I a novelist.
     http://t.co/Zn8dpG4

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 10, 2011 - 7:54 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/10/tweet-45935516549525504/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/10/tweet-45935516549525504/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

187. Queuing single file at a bar with three bartenders sends two signals: you don’t know how bars work, and I’m at a nicer place than usual.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 10, 2011 - 4:14 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/09/tweet-45699094701805569/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/09/tweet-45699094701805569/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

188. Tried the Symantec DBC: 75,000 person firm with no security plan, or C.S.O., doing it all wrong: 9.9% month chance of data breach.

     Welp,

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 09, 2011 - 11:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/09/tweet-45620714128150528/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/09/tweet-45620714128150528/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

189. @chipmonkey whoa, nicely done (and I’m glad it wasn’t in our game.)

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 08, 2011 - 5:05 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/07/tweet-44986986649493504/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/07/tweet-44986986649493504/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

190. RT @sethmnookin: Docs telling parents who don’t vaccinate to go elsewhere b/c don’t want to put other kids at risk. http://ht.ly/48FPy v …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 06, 2011 - 5:01 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/05/tweet-44261237646827520/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/05/tweet-44261237646827520/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

191. Twitter posting = I could tweet that + yeah but you shouldn’t

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 05, 2011 - 7:29 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/05/tweet-44117238344728577/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/05/tweet-44117238344728577/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

192. RT @CrucialCarl: Dear WIRED: I never thought this would happen to me. There are 3 women in my kitchen discussing firmware upgrades.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 05, 2011 - 5:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/05/tweet-44094642333032448/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/05/tweet-44094642333032448/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

193. Q. “@petrillic: It’s 2010, why do people still have issues with telephone conferences?”

     A. Because they are all soul crushing nightmares.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 04, 2011 - 3:14 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/04/tweet-43690715972255744/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/04/tweet-43690715972255744/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

194. This dude, who doesn’t know my jargon used his own lingo for my jargon.

     Eat a dick dude! What’s so hard about it? I learned it!

     Barbarian!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 03, 2011 - 5:35 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/02/tweet-43182665452625920/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/02/tweet-43182665452625920/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

195. 'pataphysics: J. G Ballard — “The Assasination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race”

     http://t.co/tDk0NWt

     Owns.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 02, 2011 - 6:02 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/01/tweet-42827028780695552/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/01/tweet-42827028780695552/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

196. My favorite Baudrillard moves excepting the Borges ones are the 'pataphysics ones because 'pataphysics is purely trolling metaphysics. Owns.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 02, 2011 - 5:57 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/01/tweet-42825867340165120/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/01/tweet-42825867340165120/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

197. Joseph and Emma and Fanny and Lucinda and Louisa and Zina and Presendia and Agnes and Sylvia and Mary and Patty and …, not Adam and Steve!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 01, 2011 - 6:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/01/tweet-42654736956133376/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/01/tweet-42654736956133376/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

198. Http://t.co/EvZxrco

     Done.

     Friends, I had fun reading it, but some of Baudrillard’s ideas are altogether a bit too solipsistic. And silly.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon March 01, 2011 - 3:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/03/01/tweet-42608041794879488/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/03/01/tweet-42608041794879488/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

199. ★★★★★ In The Footsteps of the Ethio-Jazz Innovator

     P. good fora buncha dudes playin bread-instruments right-handed. http://t.co/KPIVvWh

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 27, 2011 - 10:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/27/tweet-41987423218962432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/27/tweet-41987423218962432/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

200. Make a @cslewisdaily RT account, about coffee: (http://t.co/JdbFr5w).

     Philosophically, I dislike C.S. Lewis too much to do it myself.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 26, 2011 - 6:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/26/tweet-41562648910893056/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/26/tweet-41562648910893056/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

201. “Look at a computer in a microscope. Where are the 1s and 0s? I don’t see any. I want my damned money back, right?”

     —Searle, PHIL132

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 26, 2011 - 5:34 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/26/tweet-41551782425542656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/26/tweet-41551782425542656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

202. “@rands: http://t.co/CAkF45P (@mantia)”

     F5 it a bit.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 25, 2011 - 11:55 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/25/tweet-41285259345530880/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/25/tweet-41285259345530880/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

203. A “NO I WILL NOT FIX YOUR COMPUTER” T-shirt almost always means “YES I WILL FIX YOUR COMPUTER. What version are you running? Did you try r—”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 25, 2011 - 5:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/25/tweet-41195194623868928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/25/tweet-41195194623868928/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

204. Chart Sweep: http://t.co/2szdsrh

     Five seconds of every number one 45 RPM record from 1965 through the 1990s.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 25, 2011 - 5:47 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/24/tweet-41011459777495040/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/24/tweet-41011459777495040/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

205. This month’s arduino @charmsec sign from @useNachos: http://t.co/8KCpo00

     “It’s so small!”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 25, 2011 - 3:46 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/24/tweet-40981043095932928/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/24/tweet-40981043095932928/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

206. RT @parisdjs: Hidden Orchestra - Night Walks On Vinyl Mixtape - another extravaganza mix from Tru Thoughts !! http://t.co/yeYbUNi via @p …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 24, 2011 - 10:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/24/tweet-40908484190928896/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/24/tweet-40908484190928896/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

207. In the Queen’s English, men don’t use airport paperback book title catchphrases like “Perfect Storm” and “Black Swan.”

     http://t.co/P3SmN4m

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 24, 2011 - 5:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/24/tweet-40821705333022720/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/24/tweet-40821705333022720/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

208. @ssoper I’ve never heard of one. What the heck are you doing that would make that handy?

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 24, 2011 - 3:38 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/23/tweet-40616498544250880/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/23/tweet-40616498544250880/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

209. I love the “stay tuned” web-trope. A plea for readership, hilariously anachronistic, self-aware of the volume of ‘other’.

     Stay tuned.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 23, 2011 - 5:42 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/22/tweet-40285464338374656/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/22/tweet-40285464338374656/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

210. Excel Line Plotting 101

     • Unbold all text
     • Set all fonts to 12pt
     • Delete gridlines, ticks
     • Set all lines to 1/4pt
     • Curse
     • Shake fist

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 23, 2011 - 1:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/22/tweet-40218103824523264/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/22/tweet-40218103824523264/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

211. @MikD I’ll concede poor adoption/execution. Decimal time maybe. Mostly, I’m nostalgic: In the 1990s The Internet was gonna revolutionize *.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 22, 2011 - 8:42 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/22/tweet-40149552266878976/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/22/tweet-40149552266878976/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

212. In swatch™ “Internet Time”, at the tone, the time will be “completely irrelevant.”

     tick

     tick

     tick

     BEEP!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 22, 2011 - 7:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/22/tweet-40129511777370112/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/22/tweet-40129511777370112/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

213. I’ve gotten this e-mail multiple times a semester for /years/. http://t.co/4nJnvB5

     Not taught at my almost-alma-mater: Reverse Psychology.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 20, 2011 - 7:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/20/tweet-39401837736116225/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/20/tweet-39401837736116225/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

214. RT @frednecksec: Public heath infra (just like power, water, transportation, finance & defense) needs a strong govt hand. Profit motive …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 20, 2011 - 5:49 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/20/tweet-39381142062764032/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/20/tweet-39381142062764032/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

215. The first rule of prison-club: Wave, catcall, and whistle at new protagonists in order to highlight the character’s environmental change.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 20, 2011 - 5:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/20/tweet-39381012022706176/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/20/tweet-39381012022706176/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

216. Best guess: An all-knowing future-me went back in time and subtly tricked past-me to get cats for some positive reason yet to be revealed.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 19, 2011 - 6:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/19/tweet-39025831711870976/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/19/tweet-39025831711870976/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

217. @danphilpott very good point.

     I should unique & random password reset answers too.

     My mother’s maiden name is “cHbCIudCwTH5KuLVFPkUib3Ei.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 17, 2011 - 11:32 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/17/tweet-38380369258627072/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/17/tweet-38380369258627072/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

218. I’ve changed nearly every non-work-related-account I have to unique 25 character passwords w/ @1Password + @dropbox. ☺

     http://t.co/uOuYehy

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 17, 2011 - 11:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/17/tweet-38376331121143808/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/17/tweet-38376331121143808/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

219. Ignoring the synecdoche of “arms” as weapons, arms races are probably cooler than legs races.

     “This isn’t a scene, it’s a handstand 100M!”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 17, 2011 - 4:07 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/17/tweet-38268330745925632/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/17/tweet-38268330745925632/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

220. RT @Explodingdog: “cloudy day” http://explodingdog.tumblr.com/post/3345391188/cloudy-day

     explodingdogCloudy dayTumblr
     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 17, 2011 - 4:02 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/17/tweet-38267130889764864/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/17/tweet-38267130889764864/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

221. Guy next to us cited Star Trek Voyager in an analogy to explain some “XOR Crypto” he’d written to his date.

     Sweet 24th century reference!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 17, 2011 - 5:22 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-38105895929913344/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-38105895929913344/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

222. On the MUNI 22, I always assume the person talking to no one has a DSM IV disorder first, s’on the phone second, or’s talking to THEM third.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 17, 2011 - 3:49 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-38082541390925824/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-38082541390925824/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

223. HMDP RESPONSE CODES

     401 “Yes, but what does “cloud” mean?”
     402 “Yes, but what does “hacker” mean?”
     403 “Yes, but what does “cyber” mean?”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 16, 2011 - 4:24 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-37910122772709376/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-37910122772709376/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

224. RFC-2011
     HYPER META DICTIONARY PROTOCOL

     A standard for the format of debates about what words mean, for the avoidance of actual discussion.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 16, 2011 - 4:22 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-37909707234619392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-37909707234619392/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

225. Life changing productivity hack exclusive: after the bump.

     Navigating up and down in Twitter.app? The ‘j’ and ‘k’ keys work too.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 16, 2011 - 3:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-37894023121207296/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/16/tweet-37894023121207296/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

226. Best response to ‘cyber’ yet.

     RT @teabag303: RT @shoebox: @teabag303 I just want it to mean digital sex again 😦

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 16, 2011 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/15/tweet-37662603832463360/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/15/tweet-37662603832463360/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

227. @oneeyedcarmen Click your Cows™, folks!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 15, 2011 - 4:44 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/15/tweet-37552861919318016/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/15/tweet-37552861919318016/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

228. Ah, driving all the time; it adds a certain ‘Foutez le camp de mon chemin, vous trou du cul’ to the day doesn’t it?

     honk honk

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 14, 2011 - 6:15 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/13/tweet-37032140004655104/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/13/tweet-37032140004655104/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

229. I don’t get it.

     Even if I read every line of Dagny Taggart’s dialog as a that’s-what-she-said, “Atlas Shrugged” still isn’t that funny.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 13, 2011 - 8:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/13/tweet-36880449582137344/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/13/tweet-36880449582137344/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

230. @snowfl0w all header tags not added by systems under your control could’ve been forged? Yesterday was Oct. in non-US date format: 10/2/2011?

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 11, 2011 - 10:20 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36187953625567232/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36187953625567232/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

231. “Ramen sweats.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 11, 2011 - 9:23 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36173422102843392/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36173422102843392/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

232. RT @djcheeba: new audio visual mix "Revenge of The Nerd’ is now live! https://vimeo.com/19665527

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 11, 2011 - 9:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36171578878205952/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36171578878205952/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

233. Ha! Caused by or from me?

     @jjthomas: @grantstavely While I have no voodoo doll, perhaps it is karmic retribution for the IMs I used to get.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 11, 2011 - 8:48 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36164715734376448/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36164715734376448/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

234. Alright, who’s got the @grantstavely voodoo doll? I haven’t had a sore throat like this in fifteen years.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 11, 2011 - 8:26 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36159140015382528/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/11/tweet-36159140015382528/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

235. RT @wardspan: Zynga is looking for: Security Operations Engineer
     http://jobvite.com/m?3IGv1fwE #job

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 09, 2011 - 6:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/09/tweet-35398398865575936/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/09/tweet-35398398865575936/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

236. RT @wardspan: Zynga is looking for: Security Incident Response Engineer
     http://jobvite.com/m?3OGv1fwK #job

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 09, 2011 - 6:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/09/tweet-35398383577333760/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/09/tweet-35398383577333760/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

237. BREAKING, 2023: WORLD’S SMALLEST VIOLIN REVEALED TO BE IN THE PRIVATE COLLECTION OF BAY AREA TECHNOLOGIST AND EX-CAT OWNER

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 09, 2011 - 6:00 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/09/tweet-35397517206093824/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/09/tweet-35397517206093824/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

238. Hed: HOUSE FAILS TO PASS EXTENSION OF PATRIOT ACT
     Dek: Tea Party and Democrats defeat GOP
     Lede: In a stunning tur…
     Nut Graf: Just kidding.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 09, 2011 - 4:23 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/08/tweet-35191961669337088/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/08/tweet-35191961669337088/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

239. @censey Holy Jeeze! What is that thing? Does it really grind every pot’s beans before brewing?

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 08, 2011 - 5:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/08/tweet-35033421893865472/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/08/tweet-35033421893865472/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

240. @grahamvsworld sounds like you need Scream Like A Man: http://grantstavely.com/scream-like-a-man

     A bypass for the SEO’d content-free web.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 07, 2011 - 10:03 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/07/tweet-34734118835060736/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/07/tweet-34734118835060736/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

241. Nice chiasmus in the last sentence of Anon’s HBGary release.

     As for the rest of it, “respectfully”, the mixed-metaphors were distracting.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 07, 2011 - 6:38 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/06/tweet-34501292890132480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/06/tweet-34501292890132480/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

242. RT @tommyalanson: The New American Wine Glass | The Hairpin http://t.co/NR5dmLs

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 06, 2011 - 6:59 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/06/tweet-34325227815047168/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/06/tweet-34325227815047168/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

243. @grahamvsworld Where!?!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 06, 2011 - 6:50 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/05/tweet-34141825295978498/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/05/tweet-34141825295978498/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

244. Once I started looking for metonymy and synecdoche, I found them everywhere, and began to resent that I hadn’t noticed them before.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 05, 2011 - 8:43 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/05/tweet-33989119663144960/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/05/tweet-33989119663144960/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

245. @vurtyou wants to do an art project sticking anonymous love notes under random car’s wipers.

     I approve.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 04, 2011 - 6:57 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33418846148755456/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33418846148755456/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

246. So, svn commit walks into a bar, and the bartender says "…

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 04, 2011 - 1:51 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33341916271611904/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33341916271611904/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

247. RT @treyford: Know any security engineers interested in incident response, operations or ecrime? We are hiring. Contact me or @wardspan

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 03, 2011 - 7:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33239678681350145/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33239678681350145/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

248. @censey haha, normally I’d nuke it, but after Shmoo I needed a real cup of coffee: rebrew.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 03, 2011 - 6:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33233522072231937/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33233522072231937/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

249. @censey I thought mine died the morning I got home from Shmoo. I’d forgotten to put water in it.

     (Stainless carafe: cold, OLD coffee.)

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 03, 2011 - 5:13 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33211528849137664/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/03/tweet-33211528849137664/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

250. RT @danphilpott: The weakest part of any argument by analogy is the analogy.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 03, 2011 - 12:31 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/02/02/tweet-32959262556684290/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/02/02/tweet-32959262556684290/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

251. @wotowiec what’d you think of Daemon?

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon February 01, 2011 - 5:16 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/31/tweet-32306365674291200/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/31/tweet-32306365674291200/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

252. “in the event of someone causing something to be wrong with a drain, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead compartment.”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 31, 2011 - 10:25 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/31/tweet-32202922536210432/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/31/tweet-32202922536210432/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

253. RT @toronado: event: Lagunitas SF Fusion Wed 2011/02/16 6:00pm, w/SF Fusion Imperial IPA brewed by Toronado Staff + other Lagunitas sele …

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 31, 2011 - 10:19 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/31/tweet-32201267627425793/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/31/tweet-32201267627425793/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

254. My flight in Chicago: “There is something wrong with a drain, we have to stop boarding now and call maintenance.”

     Australian plane?

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 31, 2011 - 10:18 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/31/tweet-32201113109270528/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/31/tweet-32201113109270528/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

255. Friday? Oh, nothin’, just hung out with some friends, launching a trebuchet using a robot. http://t.co/WtUVF6T

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 29, 2011 - 4:17 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/29/tweet-31385499402768384/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/29/tweet-31385499402768384/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

256. @ddeighton I think @philip_daigle would’ve been heartbroken if there were no Shmooballs this year, but there definitely are.

     They’re red.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 28, 2011 - 9:19 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/28/tweet-31099163752009728/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/28/tweet-31099163752009728/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

257. “Where the information or data content, or, level, is low, the fill-in, or participation, is high.”

     —McLuhan

     http://t.co/8jP8XIG

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 28, 2011 - 8:58 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/28/tweet-31093902018613248/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/28/tweet-31093902018613248/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

258. I’ve unlocked:

     • Red eye flight
     • 9 hour layover
     • Luggage left in the prior airport by the airline during the 9 hour layover

     +40 XP!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 27, 2011 - 9:12 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/27/tweet-30734792202915840/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/27/tweet-30734792202915840/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

259. I’ve lost about 8 pounds since last year’s @Shmoocon. If you think you see me but aren’t sure: the secret phrase is “Grant? Is that you?”

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 27, 2011 - 2:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/27/tweet-30626525304848384/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/27/tweet-30626525304848384/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

260. Save me a seat at @CharmSec tonight.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 27, 2011 - 1:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/27/tweet-30620191268274177/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/27/tweet-30620191268274177/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

261. @oneeyedcarmen Congrats!!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 27, 2011 - 3:08 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/26/tweet-30462075515965440/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/26/tweet-30462075515965440/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

262. “Sometimes you get so lonely—‘wank-wank’ guitar solo”

     — @vurtyou, singing along with Bowie

     “What? That’s what his songs are!”

     — @vurtyou

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 25, 2011 - 7:26 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/24/tweet-29802330966724608/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/24/tweet-29802330966724608/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

263. Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!

     Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 25, 2011 - 7:24 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/24/tweet-29801731713925120/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/24/tweet-29801731713925120/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

264. Shmoo’s CON-FLU (OK, it’s probably just a cold) is so strong I already have it.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 24, 2011 - 6:46 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/23/tweet-29429758748000256/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/23/tweet-29429758748000256/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

265. @oneeyedcarmen @quadling I’m barcoded already. Thanks!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 22, 2011 - 5:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/22/tweet-28873849160343552/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/22/tweet-28873849160343552/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

266. Show, don’t tell.

     RT @washingtonpost: Milbank: I’m declaring February a Palin-free month. Join me, take the pledge! http://wapo.st/eLSl3w

     I'm declaring February a Palin-free month. Join me!wapo.st
     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 21, 2011 - 8:36 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/21/tweet-28551460648124416/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/21/tweet-28551460648124416/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

267. @MikD my saying that after not making the 5.10a was a bit crazy. Next time I’m getting a laminate belay card, and shooting for another 10a.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 21, 2011 - 5:39 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/20/tweet-28325918472671232/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/20/tweet-28325918472671232/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

268. I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to New Jack Swing in mixes like Wesley did with iocane powder.

     It’s a superpower.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 20, 2011 - 6:37 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/20/tweet-28159205466710016/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/20/tweet-28159205466710016/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

269. Ten hacks for cool new gadgets you need, including a facebook-killer, which may or may not be “dead”, after the “jump”: http://t.co/kgwdvzV

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 20, 2011 - 4:08 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/20/tweet-28121650671124481/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/20/tweet-28121650671124481/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

270. Led Zeppelin: ★★★★★
     Acts heavily influenced by Led Zeppelin: ★★☆☆☆

     The Beach Boys: ★★☆☆☆
     Acts heavily influenced by The Beach Boys: ★★★★★

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 18, 2011 - 4:35 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/17/tweet-27222460684308480/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/17/tweet-27222460684308480/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

271. @frednecksec sorry, that knuckle-headed nonsense was re: “Continue to be amused by folks that RT my paper.li spam…”—I agree, it’s amusing.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 17, 2011 - 5:06 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/17/tweet-27049105100382208/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/17/tweet-27049105100382208/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

272. THANKS FOR OPTIMIZING MY PERSONAL BRAND ON ENGINES AND STUFF #FF @FREDNECKSEC

     Page: 1 2 3

     Myself: facebook twitter RSS reddit

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 17, 2011 - 3:09 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/16/tweet-26838586959597568/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/16/tweet-26838586959597568/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

273. Jorge Luis Borges’s “The Library of Babel” is currently my favorite text, but I’ll keep looking.

     http://t.co/FFzxWOp

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 16, 2011 - 6:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/16/tweet-26713695232991233/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/16/tweet-26713695232991233/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

274. Whenever someone tells me to check out something on a Beatles album, I recall the heyday of Johannes Sebastian Bach’s with his compositions.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 15, 2011 - 9:56 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/15/tweet-26397416605351939/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/15/tweet-26397416605351939/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

275. Dvorak’s insights about facebook are about as useful as your parent’s insights about music.

     Factual: Yes.

     A convincing argument: No.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 15, 2011 - 9:53 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/15/tweet-26396578101067776/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/15/tweet-26396578101067776/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

276. OH @grahamvsworld (with arms raised): HISTORGRA-a-vibrato-A-a-A-a-AMS!

     jazz-hands

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 14, 2011 - 11:15 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/14/tweet-26054850382929920/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/14/tweet-26054850382929920/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

277. Feeling stupid for booking an SFO->DCA flight landing at 10pm the same night as @charmsec in Baltimore.

     Considering the flight-change fee.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 14, 2011 - 5:35 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/13/tweet-25787947093594113/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/13/tweet-25787947093594113/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

278. Started The Image Of The City, saw shiny, now my LaTeX resume uses \frenchspacing and \raggedright.

     I made it through Chapter 1 at least.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 10, 2011 - 8:03 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/10/tweet-24375758289899520/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/10/tweet-24375758289899520/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

279. Gang: If we all switch to CFL bulbs, the energy traders managing long term price contracts will get better bonuses.

     Let’s pull together!

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 10, 2011 - 4:09 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/09/tweet-24316903136694272/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/09/tweet-24316903136694272/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

280. This imperial stout I kegged in November, SILLY BLACK T-SHIRTS ONLY, tastes great.

     But it reads my e-mail, won’t fix my computer, o.O, &c.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 08, 2011 - 10:57 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/08/tweet-23875945509163008/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/08/tweet-23875945509163008/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

281. Corrections

     A toot on Monday suggested that I was in need of a Shmoocon barcode. I now have one. Two @charmsec regulars are still looking.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 06, 2011 - 11:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/06/tweet-23153107617718273/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/06/tweet-23153107617718273/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

282. This Snuggie keeps falling off when I walk around.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 05, 2011 - 2:17 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/04/tweet-22476695156039681/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/04/tweet-22476695156039681/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

283. Know of a @shmoocon barcode for sale?

     I’m buying.

     #thanksamillion #havebeentoeveryshmoocon #sadpanda #shmoocon

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 03, 2011 - 4:16 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/03/tweet-21963062764371968/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/03/tweet-21963062764371968/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

284. @kingtuna @charmsec Sadly, Murphy’s won’t be close this year, @shmoocon is at a different hotel. (And I’m hoping to still get a barcode.)

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 03, 2011 - 4:05 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/03/tweet-21960225800065024/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/03/tweet-21960225800065024/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

285. Ent Porn: http://flic.kr/p/96x4Me

     Explore July 5, 2026Flickr

     (at San Carlos and 18th St.)

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 02, 2011 - 1:41 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21380507988131840/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21380507988131840/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

286. @ddeighton @bbaskin @reyjrar just watched Beer Wars.

     Show, don’t tell: unheeded.

     Axe grinding.

     I dig Sam, Charlie, Jim, Steve, &c.

     ★★★☆☆

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 02, 2011 - 1:22 AM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21375863085858816/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21375863085858816/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

287. MLITBOG: http://goo.gl/GuhFN

     One 90s design antipattern after another, culminating in a broken remix player: http://goo.gl/LhKka.

     Sad. ☹

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 01, 2011 - 11:04 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21341111423344641/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21341111423344641/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

288. TLDR;CON

     No barcodes, no lanyards, no balls: join me at the TDL Bar outside @shmoocon: Like a citysec, but at a con.

     http://goo.gl/KatOg

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 01, 2011 - 5:21 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21254587054821376/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21254587054821376/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

289. All tickets allocated for this round of sales have been reserved. The next round of ticket sales will be on WEDNESDAY, DEC 1st, at NOON EST.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 01, 2011 - 5:01 PM and archived here at /twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21249614065704960/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2011/01/01/tweet-21249614065704960/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

290. Caught a ride tonight with a hack unmarked Towncar with three packs of Malboros instead if a meter. Giving him directions to not kidnap us.

     Posted on Twitter over 15 years agoon January 01, 2011 - 5:24 AM and archived here at /twitter/2010/12/31/tweet-21074367790194689/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2010/12/31/tweet-21074367790194689/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.