@slp22 thanks Sandra!
Twitter posts from 2011
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Golf is such an enigma to me. http://t.co/Kpn2zpKF
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I’m moving charmsec.org to a new registrar a few days before @CharmSec 43 because I passive aggressively like breaking MediaWiki sites.
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RT @GAJoaby: @ibogost new game idea - you sign up and immediately have to reset your password. All you ever do is reset it.
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@johnconstable not to Android.
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RT @biorhythmist: How old were you when you found out that Santana wasn’t real?
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RT @GoldbergLawDC: Chris Hitchens, one of the great writers of our generation, died yesterday. Hitch was once called Americas foremost r …
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@davidmoffitt @sxs3200 “Churchill and 007 martinis are nonsense up with which I will not put.”
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eight, equals, equals, capital-D
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Twitter.app 2.1.2
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OH: I really like that word by the way. It’s like sexy but it’s “regexy.”
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I, personally, have never read a man page on my own time, and would never do it on the company’s dollar or the government’s dole. #hashtag
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@mckt_ enough bartenders get the dry martini wrong that I wonder if it’s de facto now, like shaking it, or using vodka.
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RT @PeterSokolowski: To those who say they only use ‘decimate’ to mean “reduce by one tenth,” I say: how do you use ‘quintessential’?? # …
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The only nice thing I have to say about OSX Lion Server is that the nat service can be replaced with a shell script.
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@sxs3200 @vurtyou any time!
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@bbaskin the first @charmsec conversation I had with you was because I disagreed with a talk you gave at @dojosec, and you changed my mind.
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@sxs3200 CISCO, THE GATEKEEPER OF GOZER
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Mid-November and I’m still thinking “well that sure is a neat costume, wonder what it’s supposed to be of?” of people in The Mission.
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@kidkoala RT @newmoticons KOALA ! ━━► ᒓᴥᒔ
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RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: R is bc for hipster.
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*Thus the remark attributed to W.H. Auden: “Let me see what I wrote so I know what I think.”
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RT @fromedome: Pretty sure Google’s disconnect with society hits its peak here. So ridiculous, it’s almost a parody of itself. http://t. …
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RT @rattle1337: Video of the counter-espionage talk I gave at SDC can be viewed online: http://t.co/J32Dpa2c #APT
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Every morning I wake up and read MS UDP vuln headlines and open palm slam a #fail into the echo chamber w/ linkbait.
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SMTP has had MAIL FROM: <> null reverse paths since 1982. Web developers still spoof envelope senders to match recipient addresses in 2011.
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@skype hey so like I use skype.app on multiple Macs, and each of them randomly escapes ’ like stuff to ' like stuff and it’s lame. Sup?
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★★★★★ Stavely, 2011
“Grant is proud to abandon RSS as a waste of mortality, but embarrassed to have ditched television and driving first.”
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@mrgan by forcing you to dig for every tissue, they perform an environmental reminder to consider the life of a tree.
Or to use your shirt.
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RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In startup we are hire only rockstar, ninja or samurai. Vague familiar with computer is big plus.
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I sure hope my patent-applied-for Ultra-Magnetic Cat Litter doesn’t cause as many ‘incidents’ as my patented Ultra-Magnetic Cat Food did.
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and say “Help, I don’t know how to get down outta this tree!” --A Cat
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Fucking speech acts, how do they work?
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/etc/sysconfig/ and /etc/default/ are directories for configuration files in a directory for configuration files.
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@schuetzdj @textfiles seconded. I did some consulting for customink.com when they were growing, seemed like good peoples.
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@mckt_ even a disgusting Watermelon beer can’t break the “all beer is good” rule.
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@MikD but I’ve been trying to figure out AirTunes for years: http://t.co/CNp8ixbI
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@MikD Mine will intermittently keep playing w/ no sound but never mid-song. Cordless phone? Microwave? Switch from/to 5GHz from/to 2.4?
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I like to chew candy corn with the few all original, non-filled, non-crowned teeth I have left so’s to keep 'em in line.
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I upgraded to a Pro™ account and am strolling through an infinite VRML strip mall of your postings, in a gel-submerged aerotrim and goggles.
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@sxs3200 That keyboard looks really nice but at that price, I’d demand gold plated optical interconnects and a beefy ferrite core, minimum.
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RT @flantz: My thoughts on Cow Clicker, in case you were wondering. http://t.co/zLEqTv8X
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@AWS0807 GABF tip: Drop your cup for a round of applause!
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@dtjedi I like @routesy
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“I only wear a helmet when I’m drunk and other bicyclists are wearing helmets, so like, you know, I’m totally in control of it.”
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@MikD @chipmonkey @vurtyou http://t.co/TjOz0B0k
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RT @scottsimpson: “If there were only a way to make kids have to shave…”
—Somebody at Procter & Gamble, right now
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“We’ve always been business partners with Adbusters.”
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RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Scratch surface of any CTO and you find junior devops + Peter Principle.
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“Tank, I need a program for giving a presentation like Steve Jobs. Hurry.”
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Corollary: If the ideas are assertions of negativity, conspiracy, or peeves; the value is certainly nil.
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If the best description for a collection of ideas in a thing is the number of ideas in the thing, the value of any one idea is probably nil.
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AirTunes is simultaneously my favorite Mac ecosystem thing and the worst: the non-UDP half of the protocol seems to lack introspection.
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RT @rands: Don’t be so f*king strategic : http://t.co/Mr7LNH8t
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“Something there is that doesn’t love a firewall.”
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@grahamvsworld @alexhutton @daviottenheimer NOVA area cyber-JO is like simultaneously loving and completely misunderstanding Dr. Strangelove
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@LucasErratus attack source fallacy reminds me of @judy_novak’s hilarious (and I paraphrase) “IANA! I’m being attacked by 127.0.0/8!” story.
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RT @kylekinane: THIS YACHT KILLS FASCISTS
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“Heh, you just wait, it gets even worse after you’ve—” is the universal bad-advice prefix.
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“I told you a registration wall wouldn’t suit the works!” he added looking angrily at the March Hare.
“It was the /best/ registration wall”
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@ssoper Cat’s_Cradle, Slapstick, and Breakfast_of_Champions are all excellent.
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“The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I Project Manage with a bro who also has a crystal.”
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'patawork: “The science of imaginary solutions, which symbolically attributes the properties of objects, described…”
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Mr. Boddy was killed by Project Manager NewGuy (PMP, CPM, MBA), in the conference room, with the business requirements document.
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If it ain’t fixed, don’t break it.
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If you don’t have a I-am-sarcasticly-handwaving-this gesture, you’re probably a handwaver.
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Alright, I didn’t wanna have to do this, but from now on, anyone that mentions bitcoins is gonna have to put some real coins in this jar.
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“misting the ol’ parakeet”
“watering the birdie”
“washing the do-do baby”
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RT @sbnation: We debated this for a while, but then remembered it is 2011. RT @BSargentOKC: Why no app planned for the BlackBerry?
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Be a security hero: http://t.co/rSZRXss
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The world of the day today is: pleonasm.
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RT @rattle1337: Massive doc drop on Comment Crew (Chinese APT group). This is legit. I’ve dealt with some of these C2s. http://t.co/y1iN9U5
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“Inside every introvert is an extrovert that can be brought out by a encouragement and shame.” – something some extroverts actually believe
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@MikD @mckt_ I wanna hit some v0’s* soon †.
- My hands are sweating cause I thought about climbing.
† We gotta get there early to boulder.
- My hands are sweating cause I thought about climbing.
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She says, “Oh, never mind about that heart-warming scientific study, I read the the data: they only sampled 16 people.”
Would marry again.
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RT @rands: When you say “Offsite”, I hear “Boondoggle”.
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There are 10 kinds of people at #defcon: Those who wash their hands when given a chance and those responsible for all disease propogation.
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@chipmonkey @mikd shucks, blushin’ a bit, honestly.
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I’M GOING TO LAS VEGAS FOR B-SIDES LV AND DEFCON, AND I HAVE OPINIONS.
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I run rsyslog, dnsmasq, ipfw, and nat, w/ my own LaunchDaemons on my mac mini home server/firewall. Does OS X Lion Server have equivalents?
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I like to think there’s an accepted American spelling of deluxe without the ‘e’ that means ‘just kinda alright I guess’.
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Hey pal, don’t be blue, you know there are plenty of fish in the MECC Odell Lake.
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@gnachman iTerm2 is amazing.
Q: Without Terminal’s hold-⌥ geometric-select, I toggle Vim’s number/nonumber a lot.
Am I missing something?
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The only unlocked-computer tomfoolery I endorse is ponies: http://t.co/n3s44ma
And I just got got: http://t.co/UBwtH0r
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RT @jasonmustian: When Clippy sees something, Clippy says something. http://twitpic.com/5wos5r
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Q. Where does anti-content come from?
A. That’s a stupid question
A. You’re stupid
A. I’m stupid!
A. RTFM!
A. Just Use My System™
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“No, right!”
“Yeah, I’m avoiding a pothole, I’m not retarded.”
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RT @ibogost: Cow Clicker shares a birthday with Marshall McLuhan.
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OH “Well the first thing I did was make sure it wasn’t from you guys because I don’t trust you guys after all these Hasselhoffs.”
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Brian Eno. “I’ll Come Running To Skip This Song.” Another_Green_World. LP. Produced by Brian Eno, Rhett Davies. Island Records., 1975
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“Hey Dad, why is every article on the web two pages long? Some are even more!”
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OH: I’m pretty sure there have only been three licenses to ill issued and you weren’t issued one.
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iif you unddESCxAierstand this messegeESCdbxAmessageESCbbbdwilove ESCA, you’ll love: http://t.co/3KC6H8L
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RT @darendoc: If NASA had any guts, they would dress the landing crew at Edwards as Apes to receive the Astronauts on their last Shuttle …
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N.B. When being watched, e.g. this-telephone call or-email may be monitored: be sure to mention that my voicemail isn’t set up.
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“@chipmonkey: …read this: RT @csima: 1password explains the new Dropbox terms http://t.co/JI9sr1S”
Be wary of outrage: http://t.co/Enh0g5V
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I know it’s a function of anonymous text hosting sties but ASCII figlet banners 15 years into this hypertext experiment is just precious.
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Corporate Buddyspeak is a pidgin of Businessman’s Cant.
Cool? Cool.
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Browser navigation via the backspace/delete key is an anachronism from the non-interactive web. http://t.co/GnXYrAz
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@mckt_ Sky-pour a beer toasting MECC to start, take a sip for every death (oxen or human), a shot every time you hunt, & chug river fordings
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Lesbians honk car horns like this, faggots honk car horns like that.
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This is a great vibe: “I feel fortunate that…my aspirations are beneath my accomplishments.” http://t.co/Op2KzI3
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@sxs3200 no, pics now!
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RT @rands: “We’re a start-up, so fuck it.”
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“If you’re relying on not clicking cows, you’re probably deluding yourself.” - Grant Stavely, CEO of Cow Clicking.
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RT @waxpancake: I was threatened with a lawsuit over Kind of Bloop’s pixel-art cover and settled for $32,500. So I wrote about it: http: …
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RT @strcpy: http://t.co/5OD2Kk9 best patch ever! via @jathanism
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Mouth breathing is harder than it looks.
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I still mentally append “online” when telling someone where I saw something.
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@saysaylobbyist BOYS RULE, GIRLS DROOL!
(And congratulations!)
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My review of the Bodega Bay Inn, in Bodega Bay, CA: It’s not very bright to put a skylight in the bedroom.
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Man, I hate when people are passive aggressive about stuff.
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Reverse the arrow of time on your security products; as they travel back in time their effectiveness will approach the vendor’s claims.
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@chipmonkey @mckt_ I’m omega. I suck at con attendance, report delivery in 30 minutes or less, accessibility, “what ever” as two words, sco–
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RT @bbaskin: @charmsec A wiki? You guys have totally sold out.
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@philip_daigle A new place? One we just never noticed? I need a review.
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@frednecksec congrats on the level up and welcome to game security.
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@sxs3200 bike thieves are the worst thieves. Sorry for your loss.
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RT @automine: Version 0.9 of @Aplura’s getwatchlist #Splunk custom command now available. Now with HTTP auth and proxy support. http://b …
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TN SEEKS DEROGATORY SLANG FOR HETERO
¹ Link to source, not to aggregation blog that doesn’t link or cite source.
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NB The fifth @Yelp star is reserved for happy endings—but only if the price is reasonable, service is prompt, and they fake it really well.
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RT @hotdogsladies: Viz., anyone informing 146MM readers that “technology” is making them dumb better be drawing it on the wall of a cold …
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It’s impolite to tease eschatologists, e.g. Mayans, Buddhists, Christians, before they announce the date of doomsday on The History Channel.
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RT @thanland: ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇
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RT @hodgman: RT @steven_moffat:" http://t.co/0Xyyy7H Douglas Adams: 10 years gone, and still ahead of us.”
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Rotate all abstract art 90° clockwise today. Exception granted if it’s on a wire: go 180° instead.
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Rough estimate of the Sony breach: 77M records compresses to ~8Gb.
Not counting penetration, that’s a sub-30 minute heist.
Don’t blink.
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Kinda wanna know how to open a beer with a Bic, but don’t wanna take the oath to never use a bottler open again even if one is available.
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RT @ninjamixdump: Beastie Boys / Collected Balkan Mash / http://t.co/4Kg1Lsu / a FFTANG! FFTANG! round-up
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@electricfork THREEPIO: Secret mission? What pants? What are you talking about? I’m not getting in there!
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@electricfork Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those pants
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@electricfork A long time ago, in pants far, far away…
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★★★★★
WARNING: DJs are trained professionals. Don’t try this at home: http://t.co/SAsV0pZ
(@therealKidKoala and @teeronce on @BISradio.)
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http://t.co/ehmH0b6
Many of these persons are apparently normal, except for their desire to write endless rows of ciphers.
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@MikD I think it’s more like force applied by brutes
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RT @biorhythmist: 24th & Mission is the Mos Eisley of BART stops.
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OH: “Rubber hose cryptanalysis”
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… o̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶e̶:̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶.̶"̶ ̶-̶M̶a̶r̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶L̶u̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶K̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶J̶r̶.̶
SEE ME AFTER CLASS
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@ThinkandDrive That’s awesome. What kind are you growing?
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@CrucialCarl Scotch is gross. Scotch drinkers are gross. The process of making scotch is a waste of perfectly good beer, oak, and time.
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JAMS cleverly vandalize the sensors and circuitry in automatic bathroom faucets installed by the Freemasons to sterilize the working class.
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RT @attritionorg: RT @SushiDude: One SCADA screenshot I saw reminded me of Farmville. I wanted to click random icons incessantly. SCADA …
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The warmest weekend in spring I ever spent was the weekend I spent in Riviera Maya at a friend’s wedding.
- David Foster Wallace
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Having a beer at work so that I can say cheers to @nutsec.
NB: No, my beer does not have a watermelon in it. http://t.co/EhhFGle
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RT @kevinweil: Best @quora answer I’ve seen.
Q: “What’s it like to be the smartest person in the room?”
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Huff just $0.00 9/10 of unleaded 87 octane, and being arrogant about attaining the privilege of a carless lifestyle seems swell.
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@vurtyou and I have an extra ticket to the @SFSymphony this afternoon at 2PM.
♫ Symphonie fantastique ♫
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As an online discussion of security authorization grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving unlocked front doors approaches 1.
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@MikD “Gentlemen, Please Dress Your Caste”
<smug>You will never, ever, see me in mass, or in restaurants that require jackets.</smug>
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“Who is John Frum?”
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If you don’t already have everything AOL owns in your Scream Like A Man (or equiv.) filter, now’s the time to add it: http://t.co/WKg7hE2
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“@electricfork: I have a new gig. I’ll be joining the team at NERC on May 2nd. I’ll be doing neat things.”
Congratulations!
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Authenticity is a sham of quality.
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LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET FNORDUM. CETERIS PARIBUS EST REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM.
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RT @wardspan: security twits - I am looking for Incident Response peeps - it’s an awesome opportunity - great team -amazing company - ht …
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Just sat down in the waiting room at the dentist and Thriller came on as if cued. I’m thinking about making a run for it.
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- _____ is the greenest way to conserve water.
A) Flushing on two only
B) Reusing towels
C) Building a city in the fnord
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RT @iFail: I wonder how long before someone comes about with the Certified Advance Persistent Threat exam… LOL CAPT, aye aye
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Duck lips.
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@christopherkunz right?! He stared down the two Mexican bottles as if trying to remember commercials he’d seen about 'em.
—Airport bars.
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“A Corona, please.”
“We only have Sol and Dos Equis sir.”
Paralysis.
“Make it a Bud Light. No. Make it a Guinness.”
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I mean really carders! What’s the deal with designer clothes AND wallmart.com stuff? Practicality?!
#Every90sComicExperiencingCreditFraud
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Q: What do you say to the only vendor you recently payed with a credit card when the card fraud-alerts days later?
A: “Gesundheit.”
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OH: “We got the hack shitted out of us.”
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No tech hacking: 53 people have brought cats, dogs, gerbils, and birds named Sparky to this emergency animal hospital in Inner Sunset.
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Philip Glass = I could repeat that + I could repeat that
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The man in me doesn’t see the problem with the homunculus fallacy.
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A: …the world is really a client supported on a giant server.
Q: What is the server standing on?
A; It’s client/server all the way down!
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And I looked, and behold, a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was standard Javascript without jQuery, and Hell followed with him.
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I don’t understand the bowl-on-a-table, off-center-faucet, no-aerator bathroom sink thing. It seems dada to me.
Hope that helps.
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“I don’t know that you can make the argument that you aren’t being adequately compensated because they are withholding bacon.”
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Try to pretend that primary sources are at least important enough to merit a link from the blog post about the article about the essay abou—
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On the Internet, everyone is a numerologist.
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I’ve proudly “bootstrapped” Simplepedia into a Chrome extension but hate javascript.
So, uhm…
“Entrepreneur seeks technical co-founder.”
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I nominate wikipedia’s 140 character table replacement for the <blockquote> tag as the best HTML5 troll of 2011.
Look at those cute '"'s!
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<table>
<tboody>
<tr>
<td>“</td>
<td>Q</td>
<td>”</td>
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This year my bracket pick is a sure thing: ]
Always go with a closer.
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RT @tqbf: Patrick, in Japan: Japanese doesn’t have a word for excessive preparation. http://bit.ly/dUtN9m
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Vintage trolling: “@mckt_: Just for the record, Stairway to Heaven is still the best song of all time.”
Does anybody remember laughter?
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@MikD it, ironically, cannot be explained.
Sure is a beautiful day out there.
Lunch?
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Apple iTunes Human Interface Guideline rule 36: Consistently remind users about A-Ha’s “Take On Me” when clearing search terms.
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1 Mysterianism states that some problems can’t be explained
2 This is a problem
3 Mysterianism can’t be explained
4 Mysterians are jerks
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RT @johnemcintyre: At The Atlantic, Jeffrey Goldberg has what must be the last word on Newt Gingrich, the passionate patriot: http://tin …
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Homuncular preformationism: an amazingly poetic belief I’d ascribe to a cooky conservative character were I a novelist.
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Queuing single file at a bar with three bartenders sends two signals: you don’t know how bars work, and I’m at a nicer place than usual.
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Tried the Symantec DBC: 75,000 person firm with no security plan, or C.S.O., doing it all wrong: 9.9% month chance of data breach.
Welp,
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@chipmonkey whoa, nicely done (and I’m glad it wasn’t in our game.)
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RT @sethmnookin: Docs telling parents who don’t vaccinate to go elsewhere b/c don’t want to put other kids at risk. http://ht.ly/48FPy v …
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twitter posting = I could tweet that + yeah but you shouldn’t
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RT @CrucialCarl: Dear WIRED: I never thought this would happen to me. There are 3 women in my kitchen discussing firmware upgrades.
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Q. “@petrillic: It’s 2010, why do people still have issues with telephone conferences?”
A. Because they are all soul crushing nightmares.
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This dude, who doesn’t know my jargon used his own lingo for my jargon.
Eat a dick dude! What’s so hard about it? I learned it!
Barbarian!
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'pataphysics: J. G Ballard — “The Assasination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race”
Owns.
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My favorite Baudrillard moves excepting the Borges ones are the 'pataphysics ones because 'pataphysics is purely trolling metaphysics. Owns.
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Joseph and Emma and Fanny and Lucinda and Louisa and Zina and Presendia and Agnes and Sylvia and Mary and Patty and …, not Adam and Steve!
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Done.
Friends, I had fun reading it, but some of Baudrillard’s ideas are altogether a bit too solipsistic. And silly.
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★★★★★ In The Footsteps of the Ethio-Jazz Innovator
P. good fora buncha dudes playin bread-instruments right-handed. http://t.co/KPIVvWh
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Make a @cslewisdaily RT account, about coffee: (http://t.co/JdbFr5w).
Philosophically, I dislike C.S. Lewis too much to do it myself.
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“Look at a computer in a microscope. Where are the 1s and 0s? I don’t see any. I want my damned money back, right?”
—Searle, PHIL132
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“@rands: http://t.co/CAkF45P (@mantia)”
F5 it a bit.
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A “NO I WILL NOT FIX YOUR COMPUTER” T-shirt almost always means “YES I WILL FIX YOUR COMPUTER. What version are you running? Did you try r—”
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Chart Sweep: http://t.co/2szdsrh
Five seconds of every number one 45 RPM record from 1965 through the 1990s.
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This month’s arduino @charmsec sign from @useNachos: http://t.co/8KCpo00
“It’s so small!”
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RT @parisdjs: Hidden Orchestra - Night Walks On Vinyl Mixtape - another extravaganza mix from Tru Thoughts !! http://t.co/yeYbUNi via @p …
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In the Queen’s English, men don’t use airport paperback book title catchphrases like “Perfect Storm” and “Black Swan.”
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@ssoper I’ve never heard of one. What the heck are you doing that would make that handy?
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I love the “stay tuned” web-trope. A plea for readership, hilariously anachronistic, self-aware of the volume of ‘other’.
Stay tuned.
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Excel Line Plotting 101
• Unbold all text
• Set all fonts to 12pt
• Delete gridlines, ticks
• Set all lines to 1/4pt
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@MikD I’ll concede poor adoption/execution. Decimal time maybe. Mostly, I’m nostalgic: In the 1990s The Internet was gonna revolutionize *.
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In swatch™ “Internet Time”, at the tone, the time will be “completely irrelevant.”
tick
tick
tick
BEEP!
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I’ve gotten this e-mail multiple times a semester for /years/. http://t.co/4nJnvB5
Not taught at my almost-alma-mater: Reverse Psychology.
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RT @frednecksec: Public heath infra (just like power, water, transportation, finance & defense) needs a strong govt hand. Profit motive …
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The first rule of prison-club: Wave, catcall, and whistle at new protagonists in order to highlight the character’s environmental change.
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Best guess: An all-knowing future-me went back in time and subtly tricked past-me to get cats for some positive reason yet to be revealed.
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@danphilpott very good point.
I should unique & random password reset answers too.
My mother’s maiden name is “cHbCIudCwTH5KuLVFPkUib3Ei.”
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I’ve changed nearly every non-work-related-account I have to unique 25 character passwords w/ @1Password + @dropbox. ☺
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Ignoring the synecdoche of “arms” as weapons, arms races are probably cooler than legs races.
“This isn’t a scene, it’s a handstand 100M!”
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RT @Explodingdog: “cloudy day” http://explodingdog.tumblr.com/post/3345391188/cloudy-day
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Guy next to us cited Star Trek Voyager in an analogy to explain some “XOR Crypto” he’d written to his date.
Sweet 24th century reference!
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On the MUNI 22, I always assume the person talking to no one has a DSM IV disorder first, s’on the phone second, or’s talking to THEM third.
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HMDP RESPONSE CODES
401 “Yes, but what does “cloud” mean?”
402 “Yes, but what does “hacker” mean?”
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RFC-2011
HYPER META DICTIONARY PROTOCOLA standard for the format of debates about what words mean, for the avoidance of actual discussion.
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Life changing productivity hack exclusive: after the bump.
Navigating up and down in Twitter.app? The ‘j’ and ‘k’ keys work too.
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Best response to ‘cyber’ yet.
RT @teabag303: RT @shoebox: @teabag303 I just want it to mean digital sex again 😦
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@oneeyedcarmen Click your Cows™, folks!
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Ah, driving all the time; it adds a certain ‘Foutez le camp de mon chemin, vous trou du cul’ to the day doesn’t it?
honk honk
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I don’t get it.
Even if I read every line of Dagny Taggart’s dialog as a that’s-what-she-said, “Atlas Shrugged” still isn’t that funny.
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@snowfl0w all header tags not added by systems under your control could’ve been forged? Yesterday was Oct. in non-US date format: 10/2/2011?
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“Ramen sweats.”
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RT @djcheeba: new audio visual mix "Revenge of The Nerd’ is now live! http://fb.me/DXBQ25NF
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Ha! Caused by or from me?
@jjthomas: @grantstavely While I have no voodoo doll, perhaps it is karmic retribution for the IMs I used to get.
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Alright, who’s got the @grantstavely voodoo doll? I haven’t had a sore throat like this in fifteen years.
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RT @wardspan: Zynga is looking for: Security Operations Engineer
http://jobvite.com/m?3IGv1fwE #job -
RT @wardspan: Zynga is looking for: Security Incident Response Engineer
http://jobvite.com/m?3OGv1fwK #job -
BREAKING, 2023: WORLD’S SMALLEST VIOLIN REVEALED TO BE IN THE PRIVATE COLLECTION OF BAY AREA TECHNOLOGIST AND EX-CAT OWNER
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Hed: HOUSE FAILS TO PASS EXTENSION OF PATRIOT ACT
Dek: Tea Party and Democrats defeat GOP
Lede: In a stunning tur…
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@censey Holy Jeeze! What is that thing? Does it really grind every pot’s beans before brewing?
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@grahamvsworld sounds like you need Scream Like A Man: http://grantstavely.com/scream-like-a-man
A bypass for the SEO’d content-free web.
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Nice chiasmus in the last sentence of Anon’s HBGary release.
As for the rest of it, “respectfully”, the mixed-metaphors were distracting.
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RT @tommyalanson: The New American Wine Glass | The Hairpin http://t.co/NR5dmLs
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@grahamvsworld Where!?!
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Once I started looking for metonymy and synecdoche, I found them everywhere, and began to resent that I hadn’t noticed them before.
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@vurtyou wants to do an art project sticking anonymous love notes under random car’s wipers.
I approve.
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RT @treyford: Know any security engineers interested in incident response, operations or ecrime? We are hiring. Contact me or @wardspan
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@censey haha, normally I’d nuke it, but after Shmoo I needed a real cup of coffee: rebrew.
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@censey I thought mine died the morning I got home from Shmoo. I’d forgotten to put water in it.
(Stainless carafe: cold, OLD coffee.)
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RT @danphilpott: The weakest part of any argument by analogy is the analogy.
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@wotowiec what’d you think of Daemon?
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“in the event of someone causing something to be wrong with a drain, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead compartment.”
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RT @toronado: event: Lagunitas SF Fusion Wed 2011/02/16 6:00pm, w/SF Fusion Imperial IPA brewed by Toronado Staff + other Lagunitas sele …
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My flight in Chicago: “There is something wrong with a drain, we have to stop boarding now and call maintenance.”
Australian plane?
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Friday? Oh, nothin’, just hung out with some friends, launching a trebuchet using a robot. http://t.co/WtUVF6T
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@ddeighton I think @philip_daigle would’ve been heartbroken if there were no Shmooballs this year, but there definitely are.
They’re red.
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“Where the information or data content, or, level, is low, the fill-in, or participation, is high.”
—McLuhan
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I’ve unlocked:
- Red eye flight
- 9 hour layover
- Luggage left in the prior airport by the airline during the 9 hour layover
+40 XP!
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I’ve lost about 8 pounds since last year’s @Shmoocon. If you think you see me but aren’t sure: the secret phrase is “Grant? Is that you?”
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Save me a seat at @CharmSec tonight.
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@oneeyedcarmen Congrats!!
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“Sometimes you get so lonely—‘wank-wank’ guitar solo”
— @vurtyou, singing along with Bowie
“What? That’s what his songs are!”
— @vurtyou
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Clever Porta-John owner: This time, I’ll drop it off door-down so’s nobody breaks in and pees in it!
Clever crack-head: I can pee on this!
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Shmoo’s CON-FLU (OK, it’s probably just a cold) is so strong I already have it.
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@oneeyedcarmen @quadling I’m barcoded already. Thanks!
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Show, don’t tell.
RT @washingtonpost: Milbank: I’m declaring February a Palin-free month. Join me, take the pledge! http://wapo.st/eLSl3w
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@MikD my saying that after not making the 5.10a was a bit crazy. Next time I’m getting a laminate belay card, and shooting for another 10a.
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I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to New Jack Swing in mixes like Wesley did with iocane powder.
It’s a superpower.
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Ten hacks for cool new gadgets you need, including a facebook-killer, which may or may not be “dead”, after the “jump”: http://t.co/kgwdvzV
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Led Zeppelin: ★★★★★
Acts heavily influenced by Led Zeppelin: ★★☆☆☆The Beach Boys: ★★☆☆☆
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@frednecksec sorry, that knuckle-headed nonsense was re: “Continue to be amused by folks that RT my paper.li spam…”—I agree, it’s amusing.
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THANKS FOR OPTIMIZING MY PERSONAL BRAND ON ENGINES AND STUFF #FF @FREDNECKSEC
Page: 1 2 3
Myself: facebook twitter RSS reddit
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Jorge Luis Borges’s “The Library of Babel” is currently my favorite text, but I’ll keep looking.
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Whenever someone tells me to check out something on a Beatles album, I recall the heyday of Johannes Sebastian Bach’s with his compositions.
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Dvorak’s insights about facebook are about as useful as your parent’s insights about music.
Factual: Yes.
A convincing argument: No.
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OH @grahamvsworld (with arms raised): HISTORGRA-a-vibrato-A-a-A-a-AMS!
jazz-hands
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Feeling stupid for booking an SFO->DCA flight landing at 10pm the same night as @charmsec in Baltimore.
Considering the flight-change fee.
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Started The Image Of The City, saw shiny, now my LaTeX resume uses \frenchspacing and \raggedright.
I made it through Chapter 1 at least.
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Gang: If we all switch to CFL bulbs, the energy traders managing long term price contracts will get better bonuses.
Let’s pull together!
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This imperial stout I kegged in November, SILLY BLACK T-SHIRTS ONLY, tastes great.
But it reads my e-mail, won’t fix my computer, o.O, &c.
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Corrections
A toot on Monday suggested that I was in need of a Shmoocon barcode. I now have one. Two @charmsec regulars are still looking.
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This Snuggie keeps falling off when I walk around.
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Know of a @shmoocon barcode for sale?
I’m buying.
#thanksamillion #havebeentoeveryshmoocon #sadpanda #shmoocon
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@kingtuna @charmsec Sadly, Murphy’s won’t be close this year, @shmoocon is at a different hotel. (And I’m hoping to still get a barcode.)
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Ent Porn: http://flic.kr/p/96x4Me
(at San Carlos and 18th St.)
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@ddeighton @bbaskin @reyjrar just watched Beer Wars.
Show, don’t tell: unheeded.
Axe grinding.
I dig Sam, Charlie, Jim, Steve, &c.
★★★☆☆
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MLITBOG: http://goo.gl/GuhFN
One 90s design antipattern after another, culminating in a broken remix player: http://goo.gl/LhKka.
Sad. ☹
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TLDR;CON
No barcodes, no lanyards, no balls: join me at the TDL Bar outside @shmoocon: Like a citysec, but at a con.
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All tickets allocated for this round of sales have been reserved. The next round of ticket sales will be on WEDNESDAY, DEC 1st, at NOON EST.
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Caught a ride tonight with a hack unmarked Towncar with three packs of Malboros instead if a meter. Giving him directions to not kidnap us.