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title: "Tweet #71999534066180096"
date: 2011-05-21 18:03:21 +00
tags: twitter
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cross_posted_to:
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{% raw %}NB The fifth @Yelp star is reserved for happy endings—but only if the price is reasonable, service is prompt, and they fake it really well.{% endraw %}