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title: "Tweet #53567312510459907"
date: 2011-03-31 21:20:17 +00
tags: twitter
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{% raw %}"A Corona, please."

"We only have Sol and Dos Equis sir."

Paralysis.

"Make it a Bud Light. No. Make it a Guinness."{% endraw %}