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title: "Tweet #94917997445124096"
date: 2011-07-23 23:53:08 +00
tags: twitter
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{% raw %}"No, right!"
"Yeah, I'm avoiding a pothole, I'm not retarded."
"Honey, I know that: if you were retarded I wouldn't yell at you."{% endraw %}