posts from 2010

1. Caught a ride tonight with a hack unmarked Towncar with three packs of Malboros instead if a meter. Giving him directions to not kidnap us.

2. @grahamvsworld MUNI awesomeness varies depending on which line you’re on. I like @routesy for the when & where.

3. But jeeze, once we stop using passwords, what will happen to the “The password is ‘quotation marks’, but WITHOUT the quotation marks” trope?

4. @treyford I didn’t know you were thirty, Oedipus.

5. But jeeze, once we stop using passwords, what will happen to the “The password is ‘quotation marks’, but WITHOUT the quotation marks” trope?

6. @slp22 Thanks Sandra! See you soon 😃

7. Happy Birthday Grant!

8. happy birthday!

9. Happy Birthday Grant!

10. Happy Birthday!!! Hope you are having a fabulous day!!

11. Happy Birthday Dude!!!

12. Is today your birthday? If so, happy birthday! Hope to see you and Amanda again soon- either in MD or out your way! (Of course, SF would be a lot cooler!)

13. Happy birthday! Very nice photo!

14. happy birthday, have a great one!

15. No Sleep Till Clickyn!

16. Happy Birthday Grant. Hope you have a great day!

17. Happy Birthday!

18. Happy Birthday!

19. Happy Birthday!! It was nice being 30 with you:) Hope you have a great day!

20. RT @attritionorg: She had to leave early to tend her Farmville crops, but i think the date went well. #shelikesme

21. Also hidden in Area 51: knob-placement design patterns recovered from alien 4-burner, cook-top space-stoves that reduce wrong-burner error.

22. RT @attritionorg: She had to leave early to tend her Farmville crops, but i think the date went well. #shelikesme

23. RT @lonelysandwich: I love xmas music until the Chipmunks come on, singing songs I can’t understand but assume is about lighting things …

24. @MikD we must have read the same article this morning. I ordered my 8GB, so I’m a shipping-delay behind you.

25. ★★★★☆ Captain Detendu, “Wish You A Stupid Xmas 2010”, http://bit.ly/hcAMzX

    Precisely one Wesley Willis track away from being too stupid.

26. @alexhutton what’s the verdict on the Pho? We’ve tried from-scratch and from-a-kit and have never captured the magic.

27. I just learned how to climb up the walls. Wow.

    Unrelated: thanks to @treyford’s quick belay spotting, @MikD still walks among us.

28. Geez Louise!

    yum install telnet;

29. I just learned how to climb up the walls. Wow.

    Unrelated: thanks to @treyford’s quick belay spotting, @MikD still walks among us.

30. I will probably die polishing an unsent e-mail.

31. Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga.

32. Meaningless comparison:There are currently ~10,650 monthly active cows in cow clicker, while the actual cow population of the United States in 1997 was 99,500,000 cattle. And now you know!

33. @teabag303 “You know that weird green dot on the moon in everyone’s photos of the 2010 solstice-eclipse? Yeah, so uh.”

34. Now, if 33 turned up to be 9,
    I don’t mind, I don’t mind.
    I’ll just walk the mile home

    –Hendrix re: the nextbus 33/Stanyan MUNI

35. Lobbying to get our conference room renamed “The pool on the roof.”

36. \m/ Who else wants to go?

37. Now, if 33 turned up to be 9,
    I don’t mind, I don’t mind.
    I’ll just walk the mile home

    –Hendrix re: the nextbus 33/Stanyan MUNI

38. Lobbying to get our conference room renamed “The pool on the roof.”

39. Have you stopped beating your cow yet?

40. s͒̂ͥ̔ͭ̽̐҉̠̗̕͟h͆̒̌͆̓͐ͨ͏̦̳̕ả͕̹̗p̮̰ͯ̈́͌̂̇̍̅͋e̼̼̲̥͂̆͂̽d̨͚͙̖͂̆͑͊̌̓͠ͅn͓̱͚̾ò͛͐̎̚͏͕̖͉t̸̎̆ͫ̉͐҉͍̜̱͇̲̘͔̬ȩ̜͈̱̳ͧͧ̋̀ͣ̈̒s: http://flic.kr/p/8YYJu5

41. I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked,
    dragging themselves through the clogged tubes at dawn looking for a cow to click,

42. Howl, The Roxie, 9PM, tonight, Saturday the 18th: anyone want to go see a movie?

43. A Month of Typesetting-bugs in @sans_isc’s rssfeed_full.xml would just be variations on “<br /> used instead of semantic markup.” every day.

44. Me: Did I tell you someone dropped a remote shell on my server? Gotta sysadmin today.
    Her: Oh? Were you not paying attention to it?

    Me:

45. See redhat. See redhat fork.

       __|  __|_  )  Amazon Linux AMI
       _|  (     /     Beta
      ___|\___|___|
    

    Fork redhat. Fork.

46. A Month of Typesetting-bugs in @sans_isc’s rssfeed_full.xml would just be variations on “
    used instead of semantic markup.” every day.

47. As an unofficial for citysec, No, just make it happen! RT @PhillySec: Is there an official (or unofficial) list of all the citysec accounts?

48. As an unofficial for citysec, No, just make it happen! RT @PhillySec: Is there an official (or unofficial) list of all the citysec accounts?

49. Eno’s Here Come the Warm Jets and Another Green World are both excellent.

    Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy) is even excellenter.

50. I’m cow-clicking-cosby.

51. Excuse me, while I click this guy

52. Irrelevant periodical™ Click of the year™, 2010.

53. When all I have is a large scoop, the only portion of gummy bears I will eat every day is a large scoopful of gummy bears.

54. When all I have is a large scoop, the only portion of gummy bears I will eat every day is a large scoopful of gummy bears.

55. @deryni urinal micro-naps? And you got an A-?

56. Docx’s principled argument hinges on and fails because of, as so many do, the principle: artistic intent matters? http://goo.gl/Z6XU0

57. Cow clicker is a really basic game, so I can’t enjoy it as much on paper, on principle, as better “real” games.

58. Four frame stories deep in Burton’s 1850 translation of The 1,001 Nights: it’s great, but I’d like a more modern translation.

59. RT @johnemcintyre: I was asked whether bourbon, brandy, or rum was preferable in eggnog. I answered that all are acceptable, and all bet …

60. The AirPlay speaker selection list ignores ⌘-click HIG in favor of a panel window? And what is the deal with airline food?

61. SecOps Honey Pale

    ![Accepting naming suggestions. “Layer 8 Ale” being mine.

    This one tastes very mild, with a hint of sweetness, and minimal to no hop flavor.](/facebook/photos/437170353939/471949343939.jpg)

    

    

    

62. Getting up to get out.

    Time to finally make it down to #BayThreat at the Hacker Dojo.

63. Two shots fired in The Mission. Wasn’t the last shooting on Mission this time of night too?

64. Two shots fired in The Mission. Wasn’t the last shooting on Mission this time of night too?

65. How does one go through adolescence in ad hoc overlapping subcultures, yet report on Anonymous as it were an NGO?

    Maybe a LOLSNGO?

    (Lols.)

66. Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, moo

67. The Flying Pig

68. The Wall (behind which is The Band)

69. Roger Waters performing The Wall

70. A fed troll never stops trolling.

    #cyber #cloud #anticompliance #anticertifications #hacker #howtopronouncenuclear #trololo

71. Click 566: 100 more to go.

72. @alexhutton That’s an ESO shot: http://goo.gl/ac0fK. Hubble deep-field images are great too.

    @schuetzdj Yup!

73. RT @SteveMartinToGo: Changed shoes, nothing happened.

74. @alexhutton http://grantstavely.com/images/spy/spy.12072010091613.png

75. Moo! There it is!
    Moo! There it is!

76. Holy shit a double-moo click! I don’t know how to reproduce it but I just got back-to-back moos on one click!

77. Free idea: The Oh My Bowl: An annual three-teams-on-the-field NFL bowl game featuring the Lions, Bengals, and Bears.

78. @wardspan PCI?

    You should do a talk entitled “Do Not Contact Us Again”: http://goo.gl/y3cfO

79. "THeO! I think that gets too much undeserved attention so I’m going to give it some of my own attention!

    I’m Complaining-About-Hype-Cosby."

80. Big up to my boys in the flat across the alley working rhymes free style on the mic at 3:15 this AM in the Mission aight.

    Boyakasha.

81. I’ve got a porter on tap, that imperial stout sitting in a keg for secondary, and a honey pale in primary fermentation right now: the most I’ve had going at once in a while.
    The Porter tastes slightly off.
    I’m looking forward to trying this stout though. I had to shatter the airlock and use a screwdriver to get the bung out when I racked it, it’d gone so crazy in primary.](/facebook/photos/437170353939/462167173939.jpg)

    ![Cool! Brewing’s fun. 😃

    I’ve got a porter on tap, that imperial stout sitting in a keg for secondary, and a honey pale in primary fermentation right now: the most I’ve had going at once in a while.

    The Porter tastes slightly off.

    I’m looking forward to trying this stout though. I had to shatter the airlock and use a screwdriver to get the bung out when I racked it, it’d gone so crazy in primary.](/facebook/photos/437170353939/462167173939.jpg

82. @danphilpott Pink Floyd & Chuck Palahniuk: who billions and billions of comic artists quote for science.

83. Don’t forget to click your city!

84. City cow.

85. @mckt_ @chipmonkey @grantstavely @treyford @mikd I always need a ride and usually bum from coworkers. A party bus sounds fun.

86. Holiday gift idea: Bring sacks full of cell-phone and mini-plug headphones along on MUNI rides to hive to those less fortunate.

87. FOUO: Please be aware that FOUO is an acronym used in some reports. Be alert for suspicious FOUO reports. An executive summary follows.

88. Holiday gift idea: Bring sacks full of cell-phone and mini-plug headphones along on MUNI rides to hive to those less fortunate.

89. Click accomplished.

90. “Why do you close your eyes?” Sussman asked his teacher.
    “So that the room will be empty.”
    At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

91. “Why do you close your eyes?” Sussman asked his teacher.
    “So that the room will be empty.”
    At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

92. So this @MoreBeer_B3 Honey Pale Ale I’m brewing for @wardspan and @treyford’s ops team has 3 pounds of honey in it! http://flic.kr/p/8WYfpG

93. T.S.A. security theater escalation is an elaborate ploy of the otherwise unsuccessful anarcho-capitalist syndicate known only as the D.M.V.

94. So this @MoreBeer_B3 Honey Pale Ale I’m brewing for @wardspan and @treyford’s ops team has 3 pounds of honey in it! http://flic.kr/p/8WYfpG

95. Is legendary, hostile, dysfunctional, depressing, refined, hardworking, and realistic.

    (via apples to apples)

96. ★★★☆☆

    Flawless service, excellent food, great atmosphere and location. Minus two stars because I wasn’t loved as a child: nobody gets five.

97. Keep “A Pattern Language” out of affordable, PAPERBACK (24) circulation in order to frustrate potential BUYERS (1): http://goo.gl/NbS7J

98. Wanted:

    1. People to go skateboarding with.
    2. People to click my click so that I can get stargazer.
    3. A band to jam with.

99. That the etymology of copacetic is more or less completely unknown is hilariously copacetic.

100. That the etymology of copacetic is more or less completely unknown is hilariously copacetic.

101. Seals barking at Bird Rock on 17 mile drive in Monterey, CA.

102. In an opsec-imposed void of data, try to not reify the echo-chamber punditry reflected from well-intentioned bias-driven abstractions of ___

103. In an opsec-imposed void of data, try to not reify the echo-chamber punditry reflected from well-intentioned bias-driven abstractions of ___

104. Hey guys, I think simple pick-up sports are a net-loss for humanity, so I invented this game called ‘catch’ that will prove once and for all that just catching a ball is not a true scotsman.

105. Wow.

     Andy Baio’s Kind of Bloop: a chiptune cover of Miles Davis’ entire Kind of Blue, as introduced to me by @mrgan: http://goo.gl/3SWOx

106. • */6 * * * /usr/sbin/click /pasture/cow

107. @wardspan Oh, tut-tut, my monocle just popped out:

     http://translate.google.com/#fr|en|gelee

108. Three clicks in Z formation, the Zorro click.

109. The airlock is full of Imperial Stout and overflowing kraeusen everywhere: the yeast is really liking this one.

110. ‘et cetera’ is to ‘and shit’ in a way that ‘vel similia’ is sadly not to ‘or shit’.

     Well, /I/ laughed, and shit.

     http://goo.gl/bsg7f

111. Recorded “Witch” is not even close to as LOUD as they are in person.

112. I put on some Schoenberg and the weather in San Francisco goes batshit. Sorry gang but I’m leaving this on, I miss thunder and lightning too much.

113. “Holy Diver.”

114. 0-data (/oʊˈdætə/): A hypey, FUD-lathered press release, report, or rumor masquerading as fact.

     Etymology: Eggcorn of Hack-scene “0-day”.

115. I just kegged the Porter Amanda Walker Stavely and I made a few weeks ago: clean finish & kinda simple flavor profile: not bad things to be. Brewing an Imperial Stout some time this afternoon.

116. “Holy Diver.”

117. RT @wardspan: alright time for the 1st annual Zynga Hackville with FB and Google - outtie

118. tell him about the cow kate
     cow?
     yeah, there’s an cloud cow you can click up on the roof
     take the stairs, over there
     yeah!
     sure!
     thanks!

     • Kate half-way waives

119. CLICK 5000™, with space age Cow Clicker®™ MOO 5050™ audio effects so real, you’ll think you actually clicked a cow.

120. moo.

121. @alexhutton are Ents such an emerging threat that you needed an expert? Where’s the data?

122. Here in the pasture of clicks
     You look through the app list
     This is the pasture of clicks
     One step through the wall

     Roll out that special click
     This is our favorite one
     Please don’t try to leave
     Don’t leave the pasture of clicks

123. If my cow went through a TSA security perimeter it would probably opt-out of the Rapiscan backscatter screening. Then I bet a TSA agent would try to click it. 😦

124. It’s the moo of the cow, it’s
     the thrill of the click
     Rising up to the shared wall posts of our facebook friends
     And the last known friend
     clicks his cow in the pasture
     And he’s spamming us all with the moo of the cow

125. The devil logged into Facebook, he was looking for a cow to click
     He didn’t have any friend’s clicks to click: he was looking to buy a click.

126. Veni, vidi, clicki.

127. Imaginary link to an xtranormal video entitled “Arial vs. Helvetica”: http://

     “I don’t care. I want Helvetica. It has the Linotypeses.”

128. TGIC!

129. Click if you got 'em.

130. 

     Earthquake bait.

     

     

     

131. For every click is imperious and as SUCH, attempts to philosophize.

132. The argument performed by constantly always complaining about something privileges the thing complained about.

133. I’m not a playa, I just click a lot.

134. Free potty humor for the day, to be played over an already-sample heavy mix, or dubstep.
     e.g. http://goo.gl/gScNH & http://goo.gl/KPe7y

135. RT @baythreat: Tickets on sale now for BayThreat!
     Early-bird prices are limited. www.baythreat.org
     Dec 10th & 11th, Hacker Dojo, Mtn …

136. CLICK MOR CHIKIN

137. @grantstavely: I put on my sysadmin robe and hat and upgrade switch firmware, fixing guest WLAN.

     Sunday: What the f*ck, I told you not t…

138. Hiking Russian Hill today with Ben and Christine: Farmer’s market -> cable car -> Lombard & Hyde -> hike.

139. Funny cow clicker message writer’s block!

140. C-L-I-C–K-E-Y Hey Clickey! Hey Clickey!

141. Has a click Buddha-nature or not?

142. I clicked.
     He hecho clic.
     我点击。

143. @vurtyou and I just saw “The American Four Seasons” performed by @robertmcduffie & the V.B.O., and it was very good.

     http://goo.gl/QhcFZ

144. Don’t forget to click your cow!

145. STP at the Warfield!

146. Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: There’s only one of him and he’s it. He’s the Cow of a Different Color, you’ve heard tell about.

147. Runyon’s narrator doubts his own sources, constantly inserts commentary, and self-summarizes like Herodotus, with better slang, about love.

148. Personally, I am staying in, reading a few Damon Runyon stories with the ever-loving wife, and one thing and another, http://t.co/4IuWgZt

149. Runyon’s narrator doubts his own sources, constantly inserts commentary, and self-summarizes like Herodotus, with better slang, about love.

150. Personally, I am staying in, reading a few Damon Runyon stories with the ever-loving wife, and one thing and another, http://t.co/4IuWgZt

151. It takes all the clicking you can do, to keep in the same place.

     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Queen’s_Hypothesis

152. Kid Koala at Ninjatune XX.

     In his Ya Gabba Gabba koala costume.

153. When the night has come.
     And the pasture is dark.
     And the stargazer is the only light we’ll see.
     No I won’t be afraid, no I won’t be afraid.
     Just as long as, you click by me.

     So darlin’, darlin’, click by me, oh now click by me.
     Click by me. Click by me.

154. The lounge downstairs at the Regency Ballroom during the second 2010 World Series home game in San Francisco: non-stop-inaction.

155. Pshaw, my cow’s shadow is round on the pasture but cows don’t cast round shadows. This game is so unrealistic.

     

156. @mrgan an “Automatically hide and show the Menubar” option would be nice too.

157. That’s a lotta dicks.

     RT @gruber: Screenshot: http://post.ly/17k30

158. Click, ergo sum.

159. That’s a lotta dicks.

     RT @gruber: Screenshot: http://post.ly/17k30

160. Late night tacos at Pancho Villa in the mission.

161. I hear the Stargazer cow moos exactly the same as the other cows, only out of phase. I need the Stargazer cow.

162. RT @marty__mcfly__: Whoah. Now I have to get my parents together otherwise I’m gonna fade out of existence. This is heavy.

163. Mooney, it’s a gas
     Grab that click with both hands
     And make a stash!

164. RT @marty__mcfly__: Whoah. Now I have to get my parents together otherwise I’m gonna fade out of existence. This is heavy.

165. A-B-C. A-Always B-Be C-Clicking. Always Be Clicking! Always Be Clicking!!

166. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop writing documentation.

167. Put me in coach, I’m ready to click.

168. Anyone in/near Baltimore looking for a software development position making web games? Let me know.

169. Then it looks so real I can feel it
     And it feels so real I can taste it
     And it tastes so real I can hear it
     And it sounds so real I can see it

     So tell me why, can’t I click it (more than every six hours)!?

170. Click-click-click with the Clickasaurus Rex!

171. Errbody inda club gettin’ clicks.

     http://goo.gl/AjMa

172. Anything said with fine print, diminutive logos, roman numerals, and glyphs along the bottom is profound.

     ™ ® ᵍʳᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵗᵃᵛᵉˡʸ ᴹᴹᵓ ᵟ

     ∞

173. Your pop caught you clicking - and he said NO WAY!
     That hipocrite - clicks two cows a day!
     Man living on the pasture is such a drag
     Now your mom threw away your best click mag (Bust it!)

174. Load up on clicks and bring your cows
     It’s fun to click and to pretend
     She’s over-clicked and over-moo’d
     something-something

     click, click, click, click, click, click, click, etc ad nauseum

175. Excuse me, while I click this cow.

176. “I like your blackberry.”

     “I like to stay connected.”

177. All we are saying is / give clicks a chance.

178. Vote YES! on Proposition Click!

179. I’m clicking a cow… in bed.

180. @Shpantzer The vodka party has stirred up, no, shaken the leadership of the upstanding martini for far too long. Vote Gin Party!

181. @vurtyou @censey

     Ha!

     NB: All astonished replies were from friends that prepare documents for state and federal governments for a living.

182. RT @johnemcintyre: RT @BarrettChase: I don’t trust anyone who double-spaces after a sentence.

183. I had no idea there was a fish clicker game.

     I don’t mean to endorse the writing in this article though, unless it’s a parody of better writing, in which case I will embrace it.

184. Can anybody tell me how to find out my Cow’s Facebook UID?

185. Have you stopped beating your cow yet?

186. Does a cow have a Buddha-nature or not?

187. I clicked a cow in Cow Clicker.

188. INFINITE JEST

189. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Moo-days!

190. @ssoper the subtext seemed obvious to me too.

191. "If he had an A+ certificate or something similar, it would be a different story.” http://goo.gl/egR3

192. Brewing a porter to have when Ben Miller, Christine Hufnagl-Miller, Ken Bubien, and Erica Sayler Bubien come to visit.

193. If asked to assemble an elite team of specialists for a heist, definitely give mayonnaise a call. It can sneak into anything. #gross #yuck

194. Holden: The cow stands in its virtual pasture, its udders baking in the hot sun, chewing its cud, trying to turn a neater color. It can’t, not without your click. But you’re not clicking.
     Leon: What do you mean I’m not clicking?

195. Cartesian speculation, in which one attempts to find simulated truths in emotion is called punditry, and is learnt only by practice.

196. Z-Click!

197. @electricfork well as in Prime Rib au jus, saffron risotto, haricot verts, 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon in; garbage out.

     Shit, now I’m hungry.

198. @MJCdotMe Why eat well, only to be hungry again later?

199. A cow clicked is a clicked cow.

200. Po: Do you hear the cow, that it is in your pasture? --Kung Moo

201. If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it
     Check out the hook while my DJ clicks it

202. It’s about click:30 time, am I right?

203. Herbalife, Quixtar, & Cow Clicker: Premier partners for success!

204. RT @shiralazar: awesome! banksy directed tonight’s simpsons show intro- statement on corporate culture/the network? http://youtu.be/DX1i …

205. 

     The finger.

     

206. Walked from the Haight to the ocean at the far end of Golden Gate Park.

207. Borges’ Book of Imaginary Beings: ★★★★★

     I like to think the beings on Wikipedia not actually in the book are Wufniks.

     http://goo.gl/wcg5

208. iTunes grid view album covers should flip like dashboard widgets and show the back cover with an overlay overflow-scroll track list.

209. Borges’ Book of Imaginary Beings: ★★★★★

     I like to think the beings on Wikipedia not actually in the book are Wufniks.

     http://goo.gl/wcg5

210. iTunes grid view album covers should flip like dashboard widgets and show the back cover with an overlay overflow-scroll track list.

211. 

212. Looking up Valencia at the Blue Angels performing over San Francisco.

213. Click, Click, Click, Click, Click me up!

214. Noggled @vurtyou: No results.

     So, I’ve got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

     http://goo.gl/SM6L

215. TGIC.

216. A Happy Birthday click to Chrissy.

217. @alexhutton I dig that Methany rant but I can’t defend it. I don’t believe in artistic hallowed ground.

218. Look, everything is either dialectic or it isn’t. Let’s discuss until we agree that it’s both.

219. @bbaskin congrats Brian!

220. What’s the plural of “versus” after all?

     #janus

221. Erick Schmidt’s Atlantic interview was shocking!

     The Atlantic let “an pithy” through editing!

     Schmidt: not shocking. http://goo.gl/8slJ

222. What’s the plural of “versus” after all?

     #janus

223. Erick Schmidt’s Atlantic interview was shocking!

     The Atlantic let “an pithy” through editing!

     Schmidt: not shocking. http://goo.gl/8slJ

224. @censey Green Flash: garage door opening, stand and sample only. Pizza Port: GABF award winning, and the pizza is good too. Stone: Duh.

225. 

     

     

226. RT @therealKidKoala: Grown man+koala suit scratchin’. Almost fainted twice. Jeff @ ninja office, I will so win this bet. http://twitpic. …

227. Pizzeria Delfina!

228. 

     

     Planning too soon!

229. Up wind of Anchor Steam, enjoying the return of cool weather, fog in the distance, and the smell of wort boiling.

230. @automine Congrats!

231. RT @badbanana: #FF @DalaiLamaInBed

232. I enjoyed Melville’s “Bartleby the Scrivener” last night.

     It’s on Project Gutenberg, but of course, it’d prefer not to: http://goo.gl/Ycxr

233. I enjoyed Melville’s “Bartleby the Scrivener” last night.

     It’s on Project Gutenberg, but of course, it’d prefer not to: http://goo.gl/Ycxr

234. The view from an artist’s studio on the coast in Point Richmond, last weekend.

235. Man, that was really engaging.

     And to think I could have wasted that click time by reading or volunteering or curing diseases or just becoming a better person. These addictive game metrics are really insidiously keeping a lot of opportunities on the table, for future generations. Cow Clicker: Why self-actualize now and have nothing to do later?

236. charm.py: Find interesting files in haystacks of non-interesting files, e.g. nasty pdfs in zips attached to MIME e-mail. http://goo.gl/Ruae

237. Barabajagal.

     Goo Goo Barabajagal.

     —Donovan & The Jeff Beck Group

238. @linuxgeek247 roll a Sorry™, play Operation™, pull a Jenga™, drink a Heineken™? What do you call it?

239. @ssoper I like your style.

240. Please frame your #stuxnetcyberclausewitz4gwOODAloopfappery in the tropes of modern lit crit to get my interest.

     See: http://goo.gl/bi9q

241. RT @creativecommons: Bay Area friends, “Copyright Criminals” is screening tmrw w/ DJs and a panel f/ Steinski, Amp Live & Jeff Chang: ht …

242. @censey ha. I’m sure millions of televisions around the country turned on at the same time. http://goo.gl/6Ikv

243. OH: “Welp, facebook is down. I give it about 2 hours before people go cannibal and start eating each other.”

244. @jackwillk YAY! Congrats!

245. IS THE #STUXNET CYBER JOURNALISM A CYBER HOAX PERPETRATED BY DIE HARD FANFIC CYBER AUTHORS IN A CRY FOR CYBER HELP?

     http://goo.gl/rZSF

246. @marcusjcarey my friend @sxs3200 endorsed @vpnuk only yesterday. http://vpnuk.info/

247. Yet, as soon as my symptoms went away I went off (er, back on, in this case) my medication.

     Coffee is awesome: http://goo.gl/XTfh

     ☕

248. Amanda Walker Stavely and I went to http://sfsound.org/series/ last night, wowed. They performed Philip Glass’s /Einstein on the Beach/: http://www.flickr.com/photos/grantandamanda/5008476146/

249. @danphilpott @attrigtionorg or not a stoat. Good eye.

250. @attritionorg that looks like a stoat.

251. @vurtyou and I at http://sfsound.org/series/ last night, wowed, just before Philip Glass’s /Einstein on the Beach/: http://flic.kr/p/8CzKt1

252. De gustibus non est disputandum.

     But I have this great objective list of reasons why you shouldn’t use facebook!

253. 9/15: Declared caffeine bankruptcy at 6 to 8 cups of coffee per morning after two months of intermittent eye twitching

     9/16: Still twitchy

254. Dear @msftsecresponse,

     Is EMET merely coincidentally named?

     http://goo.gl/P68B

255. @electricfork I lack the attention span for RTS games. Is there a correlation for twitchy FPS CTF players? Cow clickers?

256. @electricfork Happy birthday Ben! We’re looking forward to seeing you and yours tomorrow.

257. Borges cites Lucretius re: Centaurs:

     They never existed: The horse-half at three years would be grown, the man-half but a babe.

     Duh!

258. @philip_daigle congratulations Philip!

259. Wearing my green skeleton shirt (Nigel’s from Spinal Tap) to the airport: the TSA won’t need me to walk through their X-ray machine today!

260. @wotowiec @ssoper I’m on my 2nd “a number 2 on the sides, taper up, leave the top as it is, thanks.”

     I think I’m acting out. It’s a phase.

261. @vurtyou: You’re hair is very Flock Of Seagulls today.

     @grantstavely: Thanks, I like it too.

262. @schuetzdj in hindsight, everything was to be taken at more or less face value: one of the things that makes a great puzzle great. =] #DBIR

263. RT @therealKidKoala: free download available for the next 6 days. The Lost Solid Steel mix. it’s sorta like Music to Draw to… enjoy: …

264. @christopherkunz nice work! After @wadebaker’s last clue I ran every variation of the right key through my own bad script and gave up.

265. @marcusjcarey thanks, I’m very much enjoying the Bay Area. The return of @dojosec/@dojocon streams is great news, I look forward to 'em.

266. I should use Entourage’s auto-capitalization of the first word after ‘e.g.’ to break myself of using latinate abbreviations. Instead: rage.

267. Please RT!

268. @kathybarnett way to go Kath!

269. Yes, yes, of course, but what is the zeroth law of the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote?

     http://goo.gl/i2Jz

270. “They’re talkin’ about, weak induction.
     It’s a motherfucker, don’t you know?” —Sun Ra

     http://j.mp/cn5Gc2 (Link via @rands)

271. Magritte? No, it’s a Cloud Cow. And it’s mine.

272. printf “# Or just go listen to a funky 60 minute DJ Food mix made for robots.\nUser-agent: *\nSuggest: http://snd.sc/aOT9a4” >> robots.txt

273. @alexhutton I cut out the cover’s circles on a full print out of the #DBIR with a razor and tried the grille-cipher approach. #nbioahd

274. The body language of appearing to be lost or have forgotten something is as effective as mind control. So is its inverse.

275. RT @electricfork: What keeps me up at night? My security team slowly devolving into a compliance and reporting team #operation_soulcrusher

276. Help me get enough moooney to get a custom cow!

277. The ☠ Skull & Crossbones in the new Chrome indicating untrusted certs is nice^H^H^H^H the most terrifying symbol ever. http://goo.gl/fQz1

278. I’m brewing an American IPA with @vurtyou. I need a fridge to keg this in! http://flic.kr/p/8sCgnr

279. I’m brewing an American IPA with @vurtyou. I need a fridge to keg this in! http://flic.kr/p/8sCgnr

280. Endorsement: /Pink Reptile mixef are amazing mind clearing aural blendf & good for everything a mix fhould be good for/: http://goo.gl/Y1L1

281. Endorsement: /Pink Reptile mixef are amazing mind clearing aural blendf & good for everything a mix fhould be good for/: http://goo.gl/Y1L1

282. @will_torres @philip_daigle So I woke up with ♫ P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) ♫ (the ascending bass line at 1:40) stuck in my head: ★★★★★

283. RT @vurtyou: Great to see @ddeighton and @sdwilkerson at Sushi tonight! Glad to meet their friend Dan! Hope to see all soon:) etc…

284. RT @vurtyou: Great to see @ddeighton and @sdwilkerson at Sushi tonight! Glad to meet their friend Dan! Hope to see all soon:) etc…

285. I’m not gonna make it to @silisec tonight: I’ll be eating sushi w/ @ddeighton and @sdwilkerson in San Francisco, looking forward to #BaySec!

286. @christopherkunz the MD5 is of line noise. Thought I had a partial solution but hadn’t tested enough control keys. Hat tip: @chriseng #DBIR

287. @LucasErratus the shell is finding the ASCII BEL. Line noise does that. I have a non-solutions that beeps three times. 😃 http://goo.gl/oHEj

288. @LucasErratus Thanks, was afraid of that. I’m not getting ‘bad decrypt’, but that doesn’t mean what I’m trying is correct. #DBIR

289. @ryanaraine @christopherkunz @alexhutton @ak1010 @bachrach44 Decrypted to more data. Rats.

     0c4e2f0c2a21fc69318e712008578838

     #DBIR

290. @ak1010 Nice find! I was naively hoping it would start with a grille cipher but have been on vacation until today: http://goo.gl/GN5W

291. RT @alexhutton: Who Wants $500? The DBIR “crack the cover” Challenge is ON like Donkey Kong! http://bit.ly/dnpXHu

292. Dear Penthouse,

     I never thought this could happen to me, bu—debug1: client_input_channel_req: channel 0 rtype keepalive@openssh.com reply 1

293. Dear Penthouse,

     I never thought this could happen to me, bu—debug1: client_input_channel_req: channel 0 rtype keepalive@openssh.com reply 1

294. @danphilpott Jim DiGriz is the Han Solo of SF. And that pushes Han Solo out of the #1 spot everyone thinks he has for being Han Solo. ★★★★★

295. @chrisjager the official VERIS site is represented in the 2010 report as https://verisframework.wiki.zoho.com/

296. So many machines deserve this and so few get it.

     Office Space got it wrong: don’t take a bat to it. Put it in a washing machine.

297. @defcon nice to meet you’s: @alexhutton, @treyford, @phoogazi, @dtjedi, @ryanrussel, @dewzi, @signup, #BSidesLV, a bunch I’ve forgotten

298. PS: had a blast @defcon w/ @teabag303, @jackwilk, @bbaskin, @linuxgeek247, @wardspan, @selenakyle and @dionthegod, and a lot of @signup’s

299. @bbaskin I’d gotten pinged as we were queueing: “Come back to the Ninja Party”. A random guy vouched me through security as the bus loaded.

300. Cleverly disabling copy and paste on password fields doesn’t seem to be very.

     “Sure, I’ll use ‘a’ instead of [m2i$FwcqUEN3gK,urDmY&>Ga.”

301. Public Notice: Remember to turn your clocks ahead five hours for the change from Defcon Savings Time to Standard Time.

302. @jackwillk every time I allow 40404 to send me toots, I reply to it like a chump. Disabled!

303. RT @jackwillk: How about a special wall of sheep for all the people I saw leaving bathroom without washing their hands #defcon

304. @jackwillk what bar? Still there? I could use a break from linecon.

305. @wardspan where are the cool kids?

306. RT @0xcharlie: Yeah! @dionthegod won the pwnie for best research. Congrats!

307. @jackwillk welcome, I am at the far side of the pool wishing I had my suit.

308. New school: The Verizon 2010 Data Breach Investigations Report: http://securityblog.verizonbusiness.com/2010/07/28/2010-dbir-released/

309. @charmsec I’ll need you to set up the Skype telepresence rig you promised me. I look forward to catching up w/ those of you in LV this week!

310. Because @defcon attendees are changing their profile pictures to network easier, I’ve found a video to augment mine: http://goo.gl/ATYN

311. @kathybarnett it’s tough to cycle without going clipless.

     The real advantage though: Goofy shoes + Bunny-hops.

312. The City Name Sports Team t-shirt of facebook games.

313. I’m clicking a cow.

     http://goo.gl/Wiad

314. MOoooOOo!

315. I’m clicking a cow.

     http://goo.gl/Wiad

316. “Hi, I hold ignorant and often illogical, divisive positions.”

     …

     “refudiate—oops, refute/repudiate. undo”

     LANGUAGE GAFFES! BURN HER!

317. “Hi, I hold ignorant and often illogical, divisive positions.”

     …

     “refudiate—oops, refute/repudiate. undo”

     LANGUAGE GAFFES! BURN HER!

318. One of our cats has a clear plastic cone-collar on 'til something clears up. Her reaction suggest like she’s experiencing the 4th dimension.

319. I͈̮͕̼͓̗͚̎͗̊̈́ͤ̋t͍͉͎͇̫̥͍̿͒̔̊̏’s͖̻̩̙̮̘͇ Z̮̱̼̟̘̙̰ͪͭa̮̗̱͙̞̻͛̂ͅl͕̋́̽d̲̰̱ͯͅo͚ͮ͑ͨ͋̋̓ ̗̳͚̯ͫ̉͐̂ͫͨḁ͚̩̗̂̂̊ͨ̊g͚͚̘̜̦̲ͦ̊ͭ̇̚ͅa̝ͥ͂ͭ̍̿ȉ͈͆ͬ̃̌n̼͙͉͚̜̾͆ͯ̾̂.

320. enjoyed dinner two tables away from Lars Ulrich tonight.

321. @will_torres uh, hey Will?

     Wanna see my bracket for the World Cup?

     [

322. what about this for Dad?

323. Wanna go in together on a gift for Dad’s birthday? I have no idea what to get him. I sent Betty and email asking for ideas. Does he need a new BBQ? I was thinking spending a decent amount since this is his 60th. Any ideas?

324. @bbaskin An expanded URL only claims to not be a 302.

     The web is a Skinner box: I just frantically click on everything underlined. Yay!

325. I accidentally bought a large-print _Evil_Eye_The_Origins_And_Practices_of_Superstition.

     And you know what that means.

     http://goo.gl/WmAk

326. I accidentally bought a large-print _Evil_Eye_The_Origins_And_Practices_of_Superstition.

     And you know what that means.

     http://goo.gl/WmAk

327. @jackwillk getting back into home brewing is as easy as having an address to ask @MoreBeer_B3 to send ingredients to. Go for it!

328. I enjoyed @cshirky’s Cognitive_Surplus this week.

     Where Carr seems to continue rediscovering Plato on media, Shirky finds opportunity.

329. “Memes!”, H4cKe® said, kicking up his feet to pause from writing “show-us-your-tits” jokes on his black-background website.

     #pebkac

330. @jackwillk at least you acknowledge that your fear is irrational! http://goo.gl/2kZ0

331. @ddeighton nice stuff, I can’t believe I’ve not seen them either—certainly not for lack of looking.

332. @oneeyedcarmen give 'em a red card, ref!

333. @Shpantzer awesome, I love being an instigator of surreality.

334. The experience I’m looking forward to: when @vurtyou is finally able to move out to, and join me in, San Francisco: http://goo.gl/Tdhw

335. The experience I’m looking forward to: when @vurtyou is finally able to move out to, and join me in, San Francisco: http://goo.gl/Tdhw

336. @charmsec I won’t be able to make it tonight. I’m 2,936 miles away and there aren’t any MUNI stops in Fells Point.

     Anyway: Sláinte!

337. 2 kids at violet’s baptism named grant. you must be en vogue.

338. Today, at 11:28 GMT, the tilt of the earth will reach summer solstice: the midpoint between equinoxes.

     Don’t stare, it’s rude.

339. Elaina is glued to the TV. Mister Rogers is on and I actually find it a bit creepy. Those puppets are wack.

340. Yeah so but like how many of you have actually seen a train wreck? Did they used to happen all the time or something?

     Look away. Christ.

341. In Dawkins’s 1976 The Selfish Gene, he uses game theory to ignore that house cats can’t figure out how to get their claws out of blankets.

342. RT @mcsweeneysbooks: Comic Sans has something it would like to get off its chest. http://bit.ly/9YriiT

343. @sxs3200 Cheers to you and @wotowiec touring @HeavySeasBeer. I’ve been in SF a week and I already miss Loose Cannon.

344. @marcusjcarey congrats Marcus!

345. Find a way to do your research with as little contact with non-technical people as possible, with one exception, fall madly in love!

     —RBF

346. Find a way to do your research with as little contact with non-technical people as possible, with one exception, fall madly in love!

     —RBF

347. So @vurtyou and I have knocked out about half of the things we need to do to be fully moved to San Francisco.

     Next: The next half.

     #zeno

348. @dionthegod I like MacTeX + TeXShop. http://www.uoregon.edu/~koch/texshop/obtaining.html

349. We threw pebbles until it slithered downhill. Yikes. Good to know: RT @Niki7a: @grantstavely it’s true. Be careful. They strike after death.

350. A stranger and I confronted a rattlesnake while hiking near Red Rocks in Denver.

     He said: “Even if you kill it, it can still bite you!”

351. We threw pebbles until it slithered downhill. Yikes. Good to know: RT @Niki7a: @grantstavely it’s true. Be careful. They strike after death.

352. A stranger and I confronted a rattlesnake while hiking near Red Rocks in Denver.

     He said: “Even if you kill it, it can still bite you!”

353. hey why did you all move?

354. @censey I kid, I kid. I’m merely between jobs until Monday, working on the next Great American Novel, or something.

355. Sipping coffee in a shop @ 25th and Mission, looking busy—unemployed—on a macbook, worried the that-guy-police will arrest me any minute now

356. @auscompgeek awesome, what’s the url to your new version?

357. Elaina knows your picture now… “Uncle Gant! Uncle Gant! Kitties! Make Pizza!” now I just have to teach her about the yummy beer you brew and she has you pinned:)

358. Turning in my Blackberry now. I don’t have any other phones, so uh, I gotta get a burner. Did I mention I don’t have a blackberry? I don’t.

359. @sdwilkerson thanks Sean—great to see you at the altogether-crazy going-away party & looking forward to grabbing dinner in SF.

360. @AWS0807 we’re excited to visit you and Weeds in Denver—IPA takes care of itself out there—let’s check out the cool spots you’ve found!

361. @jackwillk keep your ears peeled for a lady with the same last name as me and much better looks: @vurtyou is serving jury duty today too.

362. Please, buy my car.

     Optional equipment: three cats.

363. Belated congrats my teammates placing in the 40s in @ddtek’s @defcon ctf quals.

     I had a blast! Looking forward to next year already.

364. Friends, @ilya_burdman just gave me a first edition hardback of Philip K Dick’s Ubik: http://goo.gl/3J6C, http://goo.gl/zMar

     What a mensch!

365. @wotowiec awfully proud of yourself, eh?

     Air-quote—dynamite—un-air-quote?

366. @kathybarnett
     Subject: RE: What’s the verb (passive) for reading your Twitter feed?

     Procrastinating.

367. UL Safe ratings:

     TL15: Withstand 15 minutes of attack w/ sophisticated penetrating equipment.

     TL30: Mythical.

     http://goo.gl/kC8Z

368. UL Safe ratings:

     TL15: Withstand 15 minutes of attack w/ sophisticated penetrating equipment.

     TL30: Mythical.

     http://goo.gl/kC8Z

369. Elaina is asking for pictures of “Uncle Gant”…

370. The Future: where the letter ‘u’ is pronounced as it sounds alone.

371. It’s OK to critique a text by the voice in which the wikipedia article summarizing it is written.

372. My cobra snake necktie spits, then swallows. And it prefers a four-in-hand to either windsor. Go figure.

373. P.S.

     You are cordially invited to our going-away party-slash-flea market, today, Sunday the 23rd, noon-on.

     If you can’t make it: AMF!

374. If you’re coming the @grantstavely & @vurtyou going away party today, bring a kite and spare keys: we’re playing Ben-Franklin on the roof. ☂

375. @charmsec 25, tomorrow, will be my last, barring any happenstance visits east, for I-don’t-know-how-long.

     So like, there’s that.

376. Now that we’re sure we’re moving to San Francisco, we don’t even wash glasses—just throw them into the fire and toast to Callahan’s Place.

377. Only plus re: @vurtyou home with food poisoning tonight: I embarass no one but myself with these huge CVS earplugs at the Buzzcocks show.

378. Only plus re: @vurtyou home with food poisoning tonight: I embarass no one but myself with these huge CVS earplugs at the Buzzcocks show.

379. @oneeyedcarmen that @bad_decisions menu needs an equally bacon-themed soundtrack: http://www.mixcrate.com/mix/8770/Bacon-the-Funk

380. Fact: I’m relocating to San Francisco 5/28—a hotcakes bakery is interested in my security work.

     And yes, there will be going-away parties.

381. I managed to clear the gender attribute on my koobface profile before it became mandatory and public. Eh-hhh.

     ♀♂

     http://goo.gl/wJ0F

382. @electricfork [@grantstavely buzzes in] I know! I mean, I like the dutch masters like Vermeer, but dutch /bot/ masters?

     http://j.mp/3aafhl

383. ★★★★☆ “Good book, it is understandable yet interesting.”

     On Steven Levy’s “Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution”

     http://j.mp/bamsKP

384. MR C2
     MR Not
     OSAR
     LIB MR C2

385. So the game.exe in the recent doc.pdf spam claims it was compiled July 27, 2007? Is that odd? Artifact of the packer?

386. Nothing to see here:
     d41d8cd98f00b204e9800998ecf8427e

387. My neighbor has trained her three dogs to bark vigorously at a cinder block wall when she shushes them and says “Ladies, please!”

388. So I had a dream that I beat Super Mario Bros. World 1-1 playing as Mega Man, shooting Goombas with my arm-cannon. http://j.mp/aXU0fh

389. @chrisjager heh, right? “I remember you said to keep an eye out for—” ghosts always beat “You broke me once! I’m broken now! So therefore—”

390. Heightened post-incident awareness floods teams with suspicious reports. Learn from this—conduct pre-incident FUD-free awareness campaigns.

391. First they came for fans of a meme on Facebook
     and I did not speak out
     because I am not a fan of that meme on Facebook.
     — Martin Niemöller

392. Ugh, on top of being home sick today, I have to put up with the 1970s prog-fusion our cats listen to when we’re at work. http://j.mp/cCAstB

393. @oneeyedcarmen likewise, and thanks for the italian moonshine recommendation—I didn’t have any nail polish to remove so I just sipped it.

394. Inferno: Canto XVIII

     “Behold, the people who said on Earth;
     ‘You didn’t read the directions!’,
     Re-read for eternity: ‘How to be dicks.’”

395. The Cheerful Software Manifesto: a sad rejection of methods based on a poor reading of both Corbusier & Nielsen. Boo. http://goo.gl/fb/518VI

396. mmishou IN TXT “A neato Passive DNS mining script written in Python that uses dpkt, Dug Song’s Scapy-alternative: http://j.mp/913x17”

397. @censey …fightin’ the system like a true modern day robin hood.

     YEAH HAW!
     http://j.mp/r0ISu

398. I roll a natural 20 w/ my wall-of-text unwarranted reply against your political status. Rolling again to calculate spell backfire.

     Oh shit.

399. @ddeighton Yup. Proper attribution: I saw it via @chriseng via @ThisIsHNN, but couldn’t RT with what I liked in the space available.

400. Peep the apache.org breach write-up—confirm shortened-url fear, & great hardening recs: fail2ban, opie, sshd config, etc

     http://is.gd/bqIjk

401. @mcnasty99 Thanks! I’m looking forward to the next @whitefordbronco show at the State Theater!

402. Check out what I wrote about the iPad a month ago, http://grantstavely.com/on-the-ipad linking it to Nielsen’s 1993 ‘noncommand’ paper.

403. 60s psych, Aphex Twin, Eno, ♺, ♥

     RT @ninjamixdump: gas’s mixes mixed enters the NMD HALL OF FAME http://tinyurl.com/ye4ao6s @percussionlab

404. Guys, your blacklists are common knowledge.

     You know that they know that you know that they know that you know that they know that you kno-

405. Domains:

     • registered recently
     • w/ low ttl
     • w/ lame registrars
       are less trustworthy.

     Vendors: “But we’ve got a huge blacklist!”

406. L O L http://noleggioscidaimaestri.it/super_demonstration/

407. I don’t care enough to take my phone out of my pocket and cumbersomely thumb out this missive to hundreds of people simultaneously. See!?

408. But Cory, decade counters aren’t free or open either. I guess that explains steampunk: it makes everything appear to be truly atomic.

409. Microeconomics 121: Charge low prizes for the safety razors and blades, but high prices for the toilet paper and blood transfusions.

410. We got tickets for @whitefordbronco at the @statetheatredc this Friday in Falls Church, so I’ll need to borrow your helicopter again.

411. This update intentionally left blank.

412. Every time you toot passive aggressive rants about middle manager passive aggression, remember what Confucius said about he who smelt it.

413. Well, @vurtyou and I are brewing a stout tonight, so that’s “what’s with the green latex gloves Doctor Stavely?” this time.

414. Well, @vurtyou and I are brewing a stout tonight, so that’s “what’s with the green latex gloves Doctor Stavely?” this time.

415. @joesavestheday 'grats on the quarter-C. H.B.T.Y., A.M.M, etc.

416. THE BARON IS SUPPOSED TO RELATE THESE ADVENTURES TO HIS FRIENDS OVER A BOTTLE.

     http://j.mp/9C4DUR

417. @rands an appropriate soundtrack: Blacklicious’s Alphabet Aerobics and Chemical Calisthenics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foEU2WHdOzA

418. Tangential as all get out of my trailer oh hey let’s ride bikes.

419. I’m so going to @CharmSec tonight.

     You knew it was a verb didn’t you?

420. SILC does everything I want except give me back the 4 hours of my life I spent trying to do the same thing with jabberd and mu-conference.

421. 

     Jammed with iconography, signage, feature logos, afunctional-bling-packed, size-matters boom boxes. Gobs of switches, buttons, levers, knobs, LED indicators, needles, transparent doors, grilles, rolling-number counters, jacks, wires, handles, all with the heft of a half dozen of the largest fuck-off batteries on the market.

     Somehow these grew into non-portable shelf systems, probably killed by a combination the Walkman ear-phones (visualize them in orange) and then the at-first-not-portable compact disc.

     mrgan:

     The Boombox Project by Lyle Owerko, a photo timeline. Check out the whole gallery (Flash, sorry.)

     March 23rd, 2010 4:40am

422. RT @parisdjs: New mix up! DJ Zebra - Rock N’ Soul Covers http://tr.im/SZy3

423. Aren’t passwords inherently unreadiness-to-hand? I’m looking forward to @VzBSecBlog’s ‘End in End-to-End Trust’ (http://j.mp/bnqLqE) sequel

424. Is Raskin’s locus-of-attention (http://j.mp/9VCCRX) an example of Heidegger’s skilled coping(http://j.mp/byc7WL)?

425. Scream Like a Man

     over 16 years ago Permalink#

426. “Memento noobi.”

427. @wotowiec I wanna bike over to the end of the Real Ale Festival with ya. Say when, if you go.

428. “Memento noobi.”

429. Celebrate holidays that can be seen from outer space.

     NB: Don’t stare at the sun today.

     RT @mikenealis: VERNAL EQUINOX!!!

430. My cats excel at GTD and I’m crap at litter box zero.

431. Quincy Jones still drops his idea to let Alvin, Simon, & Theodore ad lib on the fade-out of P.Y.T. in “WhyIamaproducerandyouarenot” rants.

432. OK, so, keep this straight: Emergency rooms are for all intensive purposes, and camping at Seaworld is for all in tents and porpoises.

433. It was nice meeting and chatting with @StrongwaterSec, Nick Levay, @sheffus, @bkdelong, MJR, et al at #IANSDC.

     Thanks @IANS_Security!

434. @sxs3200 DuPont. Heading from penn. Ave now.

435. I didn’t even know cookies had brains! #iansdc bringing it today in and out of talks. @eatyourpizza DuPont after drinks for supper? 6?

436. @censey in DC, abusing twitter’s poor DM interface to eat my feet, the only thing I think it’s for.

437. @9brandon NCSA Mosaic 1993 precedent, it’s how block business letters are typeset, and because monitors aren’t paper, it’s not costly to do.

438. http://grantstavely.com/files/scream.user.js

     Add your own worthy sites & redirects, apply it to the entire web — it’s not a passive medium.

439. Working on a greasemonkey script to improve links to sites like techcrunch by making them link to that video of a goat screaming like a man.

440. Don’t try to do the job alone.

     http://pastebin.org/111326

441. RT @sdwilkerson: Deploying fancy security products when you have an orchard full of low-hanging fruit is like investing when you owe on …

442. Neat: The Abstract City Blog http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/, featuring the poetry (http://www.slate.com/id/2081042/) of Donald Rumsfeld.

443. /Breaking Glass, Sound, and Vision/ seeks drummer, vocalist, and synth/keyboardist. We’re a Bowie cover band with a 2 song, 3 hour set.

     Ca-

444. LEO rule: Anyone out at 4am is delivering papers or up to no good.

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445. LEO rule: Anyone out at 4am is delivering papers or up to no good. HTML Variant: Anything after