lol fjords / fnords, gdi
posts from 2020
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which would definitely require a consent decree that they build a unified admin tool in the first place, which they would fail to do, because as anyone has seen the fjords at a tech company knows, a unified admin tool is a utopian fantasy, so they would fail the consent decree
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cackling in the security pals signal that ticketmaster’s $10,000,000 penalty for brazenly using stollen creds to access songkick admin tools is a wrist slap, and what the court should have done is require that they provide songkick access to theirs
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the everloving wife, a per diem med-surg and ICU nurse, gets her first vaccine dose today 🤗
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“this milk i just drank a full glass of has definitely gone bad”, the website
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if you ever win in a fight against me and then do a babality finishing move this is what you get
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had a dream i was trying to explain a dumb infosec thing to an exec on a video call and they were saying yeah and ok in all the right places and they alt tabbed while screen sharing and they were typing out the lyrics to Blackalicious’s “Alphabet Aerobics“ and it was a huge own
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dudes love to wake up in the morning and read phrases like “the very negation of their ontological vocation” and nod wisely
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got a univibe and a boss wireless system so i redid the board and the ditto and the decimator came off
and i didn’t feel like doing a new wire run so my tuner is now a tactical tuner
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unpacking and using ornaments given to the everloving wife and i over the past twenty years that we have never used before, o/ to whoever thought this 🍆 was cute in 2004, if only you knew
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affordable private jets
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that logic thing with the aws security engineer kinda reads like an ad for aws but also the conclusion feels right to me so idk
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every diaper change
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authentic vintage custom shop relic replica classic every day carry ka-chow
i can’t believe we haven’t lost this thing yet, still in-hand or on-hand 24/7
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The Patriot on Prime is italian-chef-kiss
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apps rock
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[warp engine pulsing for some reason] new cans of Play-Doh dropped
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the five freedoms of sheep? much to think about
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real low down bummer when people are into a band and i go to check it out hoping to get into something new only to find it is definitely one of those “the lyrics are significant” groups because i’m too much of a dumb stateless baby to process more than a line or two of anything
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threat of a civil war : the right posters : : threat of a general strike : the left posters
each of the above in air quotes, then all of the above in air quotes, then all of the post in air quotes, then this website in air quotes, from there on out you are on your own
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lights and ornaments tomorrow, first one since i moved out of my parents place twenty-few years ago, i think (rip three cats)? we don’t usually effort the season.
if the kid ruins christmas (jk, jk, if the kid knocks our little tree down) it won’t have far to fall
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the u.s. handling of covid is damning enough on our hokey list of metaphysical rights that a liberal friend brought it up on a subsequent chat to say that they had been thinking hard about it and agreeing with it being really dumb, a first for me 👶🏼
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when the pixar lamp stomped on the I, I felt that
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we love the fronds don’t we folks? normally we have the seeds, in a sausage, but the fronds, and the stalks? the stalks, and the fronds? with some lemon? the zest, and the juice? it’s very nice isn’t it.
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RIP Harold Budd 😦
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(draft)
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establishing credibility with folks by sprinkling “anyway, i don’t believe in all that stuff, but, ” into my discourse the way people are careful to say “in my experience,” and “actually,”
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outdoor playgrounds closed again for a month: fuck
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this ten footer at stern grove is a lot like what i grew up playing on in maryland in the early 80s except maryland was usually all “i’m going to make this metal slide hot enough to cook on”
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my kid is already making cairns should i be worried he is one of those people who make cairns?? (i made the racecar)
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using vacation time to try to learn just the head to Wes Montgomery’s West Coast Blues
like, i can play it, but learning how he likes to start a line on the third and then teases the dominant 7, etc, and getting my head into the scale and position changes: all way over my …head
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@BFFdotFM@twitter.com
or @plexamp@twitter.com playing my own music
our two year old knows two words for music: “jazz!” (and “talking“), and “poptron!” he only ever requests poptron.
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I paved my lastfm account and never had spotify but I always have music on, usually from one of (ordered by time of day-ish):
local FM jazz https://kcsm.org/jazz91/
@bagelradio@twitter.com
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never 4 get https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w (ty @HisTroutness@twitter.com )
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theory https://youtu.be/P5-9Rfrui9A
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the crocker amazon playground is yimby af
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kinda surprised no bay area companies (afaik) have official internal union organizing affinity groups
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lotta media tirades about books or music or whatever are just attacks on fans and/or “the canon” as a gimmick, not about the actual texts. it’s so boring, just post about hating school, or people who mention they are reading IJ and wait to see if you take the bait, or not, jeeze
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taxes on capital gains are the people’s polite collection of unearned wealth, as a generally unsuccessful debt accumulation deterrent, and not in any way donations to some sort of redistribution fund, dummy
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help, my dumpster fire melted
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WHEREAS, the radlibs get confused and distracted when socialists refer to each other as comrades, we, the undersigned, propose referring to each other as fellows.
WHEREAS, if we are gonna call ourselves fellows, we might as well rename the chapter to be a center, instead.
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solid sequel, beastie boys rhyming scheme, i don’t really get why a race of taking construction equipment has a giant human form colossus in their city atop a skyscraper, or maybe that is a city of man that they are forbidden from entering, who knows, the text doesn’t tell us
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stuffed the two year old up a tree with the “kakas” (birds), gonna make a run for it
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closest a bb you personally shot ever got to your eye on a ricochet? for me, my sternum, off of a steel drum barrel from about 15 feet, out of a pump rifle
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roasted eggplant purée dressed lettuce salad with avocado, mixed nuts, and cheese topped with korean pepper flakes, carrots, mushroom risotto, prime rib, port reduction and shallot jus
happy thanksgiving!
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ready player 3.11
dbnr.
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burned a year of seasoning off my carbon steel pan and got the fire department called on my entire building, hell yeah
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changing the strings in my strat so that my kid can use it, lol at this winding job i did on the D string whenever i did this last
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posted a pic of the shitty #4 sides, #8 top haircut till-his-screaming-won (the kid hates haircuts!) crappy haircut we gave our two year old over the weekend and captioned it “punk” and a friend of ours who was an actual UK first-gen punk hard corrected us, lol, rip
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the x in xfinity isn’t like the x in y = f(x) even though finity is clearly math, it’s more like the x in folx
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oink was the last good and good looking website, we live in a fallen world
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dumbest temp job i had? one day gig watching the 18th hole of a course for a day so that i could confirm if one of the golfers got a hole-in-one which would win them some kind of prize at a car dealership owner’s association annual golf tornament
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a punk-caesar is all he would sit still for, first haircut since may! (draft)
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we keep diapers and wipes and aquaphor on the inside of the entry closet door, which has had a commercial dehumidifier running in it for a few days
turns out aquaphor liquifies well below 120F, which i’m sure people who drive a lot know very well, but i learned only just now
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since the boiler kablooey, we’ve had commercial dehumidifiers blasting 24/7 in the family room, bathroom, and hall closet, which make it about 95F/35C in there, so using that bathroom is like getting first dibs on a clean portajohn at bonaroo
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tortizza pilla
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yeah so bash is in a big boy bed as of a few weeks ago (draft)
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november 17, 2019 was the day we finally made it over to Raymond’s Pizzeria over in Richmond, it is most excellent
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i’m not grumpy!
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Obama chuckled, you mean there’s front page?
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boiler went kablooie, check common stairwell behind our unit: downstairs hall has an inch of standing water
go back to the front of the unit and find the big blue shut off valve for the entire building, it turns with no problem, so I shut off the mains
gushing roar subsides
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partner gets home from night shift job at hospital: sorry no hot water. also I think I ruined the apartment
partner: you should go check out the garage it’s loud
go out in the garage, mech closet for building sounds like a fire hydrant is open
FUCK YES! NOT MY FAULT!
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our two year old follows, oh no! his onesie feet are now soaked, go change him
looks like a half inch of water across this entire back wall and towards the wall I mounted a tv on a few weeks ago. oh no! worry, guilt, fear get stronger. did I drill into a hot water pvc? fuck fuck
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better wash this pan. huh, no hot water? weird
walk across the hall from the kitchen to the opposite side of the unit in the (dark) bedroom and back toward the bathroom to check the hot water there
whoops, the bathroom floor in here is wet too? what the hell? flipped on lights
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made my kid breakfast, wrung the towels out again, wow, so much water
dragged the entire fridge out (oof), the back is dry. so much water! run upstairs, get a beach towel, throw that down
was it the dishwasher? empty it, clean kitchen
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woke up to find a puddle in front of the stove and fridge in the new place, tossed a few kitchen towels on it
I defrosted the ice maker in the fridge after we moved in, did I break it? oh no! worry, guilt, fear starts to set in
the towels are sopping, wrung them out
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“anarcho-neoliberalism”
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soaking my stones so that i can sharpen my blade iykwim
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in my neorepublican calendar there are only three times of year: spoopy, the war on christmas, and may day
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cackling every time I see the phrase “our nearest challenger” in place of their actual name
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(draft)
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getting bodied in the group chat
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back on m’bullshit
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alvin and the chipmunks singing “christmas time is near”
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view from one of the new to us playgrounds up the hill from the new apartment
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the problems are bad, but the causes are 🤷🏼♂️
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lol at the frisco mods and techie libertarians who start threads about election endorsements, goon project together a logo and a website, and then wimp out on posting a position on prop 22: complete cowards
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bye, rebel base lookin back hallway
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also could not allow these important cables to fall into enemy (landlord) hands
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went back to the old place for the old signs i used to have taped in the window pointing at the mission linea coffee place
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pretending i’m canadian when i go to vote on the third so that nobody mistakes me for an american biden supporter or an american trump supporter and tries to do a poll vote intimidation / murder on me
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vibrating between defining politics as left or right wing and believing the extremes of each wing are fused as one is a dialectic moment [exaggerated j o motion]
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goodnight moon
goodnight doorbell with an off switch
goodnight radiator that scorched the paint
goodnight seismic retrofit cracks in the wall
goodnight tiny shower stall
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reading theory
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was up all night tossing and turning worried about private persons who want to buy an apartment building, for example, as an investment—the mom and pop landlords
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packing the bookshelf for the move and uncovered the projector stand i made out two poor translations of classics i’ve replaced with better translations
strong endorse taking power tools to bad books!
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someone else at work has a decent ‘corn’ spoopy handle, which makes us cornrades 🤝
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never surrender, i wrote in for the pre-ratfucked bernie, california ballot
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the guys who developed “copy and paste” worked at xerox when they did it, and yet, they didn’t call it “xeroxing”, which is what everyone was calling “copying” at the time
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hell yeah rcv
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“ranking member”
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oops! all men
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rename the cabinet to the quabinet, then rename it to the quibinit, then shorten it to quibi 👏🏼
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spent a lot of time growing up in the 90s sitting in the passenger seat of my dad’s work van listening to ol’ limbawl and I’m turbo stoked he’s going down with the big C!!
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reading theory
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why do we have a mayor london and not a mayor san francisco!?! somebody is worried about the wrong name changes!!
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[six feet from the parking lot where we set up our blanket] we should go to ocean beach more often!
(also, saturn and jupiter are up there to the north’s south at night, venus in the east in the morning, mars… e somewhere… enjoy!)
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if i were terrified by push notifications about police activity in my neighborhood i would simply become the main character on this website for a hot second to give myself something to cry about
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Oilliam Wberndorf
Obilliam Wierndorf
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to the palm up wrist flick of robert plant saying “does anybody remember laughter?”
“does anybody remember the panama papers?”
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oh yeah? do you have the endorsement of BofA?
i do actually
you do!?!
sure, the bank of america democratic club sole endorsed me!
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ronald reagan democratic club
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jay gatsby democratic club
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bank of america democratic club
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Are you the fella selling the porsche?
Yorsche, I am! [points at a fiersche]
https://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/d/sound-beach-1988-pontiac-fiero-porsche/7196987566.html
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boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I type my password on company time
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SF is so one-party garbby that the rebpublicans formed a democratic club a few years ago, lmao
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people who use the word “citizen” wierd me the hell out
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I think of my less fortunate pals, and I’m reminded the joke in 100 Years of Solitude, a.k.a. how I want to go out
“Remember, old friend, I’m not shooting you. It’s the revolution that’s shooting you.”
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as we upgrade from renting an apartment to renting a “condo” with a “bath tub” and “a room for our kid that isn’t also our bedroom closet” and “in unit laundry” [audience gasps]
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moving from the mission after ten years to potrero at the end of the month, end of an era, rip
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and their first too
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pretty new wax https://www.allmusic.com/album/paralyzed-mw0000752358
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sorry for the double post, i forgot that hype trains were back last night (because i was posting this, he is now in the kitchen doing it again) (draft)
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peek-a-boo! (draft)
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also, we need a ballot prop that would revoke the frisco chronico’s business charter or license or whatever and place the workers at better papers.
it would be a great way for the editorial board to “one last rep” endorse a ‘no’ vote on on their way out, now that I would read
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wow i just found buried in the text of california prop 22 that if you vote for it you have to post “i voted for california prop 22”, and i sure wouldn’t want to be that person, having to do that, y i k e
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when you retain the fronds >>>>>>>
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is the man dead yet? is anyone?
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libertarians in my back yard
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wow it looks like I can’t filter on raw message content in @Fastmail@twitter.com, so I can’t just nuke every email the democrats make a new list for, even though they all have these boomer bait buttons
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Well, I’d like to see ol’ Joey Biden wiggle his way out of THIS jam!
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housing discourse worst discourse
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alright apparently we didn’t make the pig experian servers unavailable, I just had to use my middle name
what’s good, fellow peers (i.e. small business owner, landlord or a family member) of the digital realm, and others (i.e. prospective client, tenant or customer)
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“as well as” in the streets, “and, uh” in the sheets
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comrades! we’re successfully made the pig experian servers unavailable!
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taps.mod 📯
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they’re gonna paint the armory gray y’all
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“If Democrats go to vote, they will destroy a great empire.”
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free keyword mute advice, you gotta go deep
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google’s new blur feature (which is so so nice to have) keeps wanting my kid’s Falcor stuffed animal (tyvm @grahamvsworld@twitter.com) to be in sharp focus, creepin’ on the call with me. owns.
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phishing awareness training is a fucking waste of time hth
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songs the cramps taught us collections a huge huge hit with the two year old—mostly the yelling but all that old stuff has also has a beat you can dance to
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since when do puzzles accept upside down pieces? it is too early to confront this face
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The Chronicle’s endorsement of Prop. 22 was as loathsome as it was predictable https://missionlocal.org/2020/09/prop-22-chronicle-uber-lyft-instacart-doordash-postmates/
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leg day and i don’t have any plate weights
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making my two year old pull permits for all the digs he does with his toy construction equipment for posting clout
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[anyone posts cabling photos]
now check out what the lowest priced bid looks like! some of these didn’t work and the paper on the wall wasn’t useful so we had to tone every run on the floor to number it all
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these dweebs at @fender@twitter.com think it’s not about the digital realm
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ORIGINAL MUSIC COMPOSED BY
Ravi Shankar
and
Philip Glass
and
Wyld Stallyns
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i will never be ready to give grammarly a try and I will never visit grammarly dot com
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everloving wife took our two year old down to san diego for the weekend so i got to pick this pre-dad joy up for what feels like the first time in two years.
dee lish but the dad stuff is honestly better. maybe with a proper amp and a band it’d be a fair fight
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the @HJTA@twitter.com did 9/11
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i’ll never forget the day that they added :stoat: to the forums
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made my fav spaghett recipe and now it’s steamy as heck in my apartment but I can’t open a window so I’m spinning the fork and sweating through it and posting
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/me flips on night shift at 9AM
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they say, in california, that the god damned boomers have finally managed to paint even the sky “beige”
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almost done Bullshit Jobs, the second two thirds is way better than a GBS thread
anyway this little section opener i’d never read before is a fun little ditty in a pagliacci way
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figured i’d catch up on this (r i p), having enjoyed the bullshit jobs essay when it was published, book kinda reads like GBS thread, which is fine
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where was @matthewstoller@twitter.com when yahoo! acquired tumblr
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tfw
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👁👁👁👁
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what if vote cloning follows house of cosbys rules and every tenth ballot you fill out for the same election has superpowers?
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jokes on them, in voting three times
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sprinkling bookmarks to random chrome tabs on my toolbar because Google Meet (formerly Hangouts Meet)™ overloaded the “bookmark” keyboard shortcut, which predates the existence of Google’s parent company, to mute and unmute calls
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Station!
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it’s “go find and shut every window that is even slightly cracked, like that one by the oven that we leave a foot open year round and the one the wife is too short to latch” smokey in san fran today =/
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99.1 just faded out of a song from 1941 mid-trumpet solo and both DJs agreed it was fine to cut on the solo, because fuck that guy, he got Billie on heroin, he wasn’t even a very good trumpet player. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Guy_(musician)
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but a lot of renters who aren’t working are going to face eviction because they aren’t working, and their landlords still get a cut (?), even though the landlord and the banks are probably over leveraged to even claim the land and building because “culture” and “the rules”
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lotta techies are learning this amidst the pandemic, floods, and fires as “corporate policy” as if it was merely a cultural artifact or “a rule” about relocation, very lucky to not learn it because of an eviction amidst a crash (yet)
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“your compensation is based on where you live” is just a corollary of “your cost of living is based on everyone who makes it possible for you to work getting a cut of the value you create” and both are explained by vulgar marxism
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“your compensation is based on where you live” is just a corollary of “your cost of living is based on everyone who makes it possible for you to work getting a cut of the value you create” and both are vulgar marxism
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everyone on the dsa sf forums signs their posts and it is very charming and cute
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In the United State after the revolution (during the socialist transition to communism), the U.S. Army will restart reconstruction by destroying every confederate monument with the latest in laser guided munitions, broadcast on state media
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ok, I did not anticipate sports
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liberalism is metaphysics, and a lot of the left response is pataphysics
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“i know, we’ll just appeal to our shared values” lmbo lmbo (laughing metaphysic butts off)
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we are too few
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idk idk a lot of this protesting and public comment stuff (while cool sometimes) seems like exactly the kind of distraction that our adversaries are prepared to wait out
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sysadmin wars: the * strikes back
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painting everything I own gray and my apartment’s kitchen cabinets under the counter blue and my apartment’s kitchen cabinets over the counter white for a quick two million bucks
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😬
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the dnc should have dave chappelle and charlie murphy reprise any of the roles they paired on from the chapelle show, but as keyfabe, not a bit
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james brown?
james brown
james brown?
james brown
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karl marx and or roberts rules of order newly revised and or v.i. lenin and or michael harrington didn’t anticipate “bad faith”
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mods are asleep, add new tally methods to Opavote’s “Other” category
I’ll start
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Noisebridge Consensus Process (all ballots must be identical)
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RNG (all ballots are discarded)
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DNC (the opavote account owners decide the winner and can claim another method was used)
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the problem with innernet forums is zoning (mods)
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I would like to launch the program manger(s) responsible for the interpretation of “Never” used by this @SlackHQ@twitter.com for web feature into the sun
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i hate working from home
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shaping the strategic environment, iykwim
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blind homerism is even dumber than idpol
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I’m doing about 45 minutes a day w/ @\FitbodApp that usually ends w/ 2 miles on the bike, my only equipment.
Should I buy equipment? If yes, what would fit in our tiny apartment, I have very little space to store anything.
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The Economist is viewed disfavourably by 91% of Americans despite £31.4m in profits annually https://www.economistgroup.com/results_and_governance/results_at_a_glance.html
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done. nodding along with the ⭑, ⭑⭑, and ⭑⭑⭑ reviews for Utopia Avenue, “what if de zoet forrest gumps through a 1968esque spinal tap?”
I finished it, but, for Mitchell completionists only
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hand seeding all the tomatoes in the can to make amatriciana and reserving the liquid while the flesh simmers to add at the end for that fresh pop because i am a fancy boy and i am cooking for myself with no kid here for the first time in months
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damn, my dutch oven is chipped
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word i haven’t seen a pizza hut in forever
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Hi! Are you a San Francisco voter?
Great!
I’m collecting signatures for “Your Chopper, Our Conversation!”
We love motorcycles, we just think white men over 50 (so not that many people!) need to read this aloud at the DMV to get a class M1 license! [hands over a clipboard]
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a currently healthy slightly older than us neighbor asked us to sign as witnesses some sort of living will thing this week
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watching defcon? 🙃
watching quakecon ☺️
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vulfpeck w/ bernard purdie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCj_tjFXX2U&feature=emb_logo covering the dan and playing all the solo harmonies live? i had no idea i was missing this 🛥 🏝
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i joined the official yacht rock discord this week when @BAKKOOONN@twitter.com rt’d the invite and so far it owns
friday night global @everyone@twitter.com notifications buzzing my phone to let me know that steely dan is on? ok!
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I’m not enjoying the new david mitchell book, utopia avenue, as much as the last few. lots of cringe music stuff that is essentially boomer fan service (i thought mitchell was one of us?), but the last 100 pages or so pick up, and i’ll finish it today
next: 100 years of solitude
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now that i read novels again from like 8-9:30pm, I burned through 1Q84 by murakami, in july, which was a little too murakami i m o
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thinking about getting into stamp collecting
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fellas is it neoliberal to progressive tax under capitalism? you’re literally taxing the rich to pay the rich
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microservices https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ
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(draft)
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idk why the biden vp pick is taking so long when there are so many qualified women
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dersh is posting from inside a dog house send
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it hasn’t been a dry july, and that wasn’t really the goal (I had a glass of wine now and then), but I haven’t had a beer (or booze) in a month, on to the next month.
this has been infinitely easier than quitting smoking was! probably gonna stop posting about it!
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furious I can’t afford to have this mailing address https://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Francisco/69-Beaver-St-94114/home/1645669, I’d put “apartment 420” on the mailbox and make it my mailing address, it would rule and the USPS person would have to deliver a “nice” every time they delivered the mail, I’d sit on the stoop and wait
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looked up what buying a tenancy in common involved and the first hit was about how they were a great way to “get exposure to the san francisco real estate market” l m a o
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is there a german word for noticing that yet again a sliver of szechuan peppercorn is stuck on the back of your tongue because you made kung pao the night before and need to buy a new mortar and pestle and yet again the water pick doesn’t reach and you gag a little and give up?
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it’s the 148th of March, 2020, and our 22 month old kid has passed the “using the word fuck in one of it’s many correct ways” milestone, amongst one of his first hundred spoken words
we’re so proud
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F for side b of broken on cassette
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“The California Street Journal”
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sf chronicle reader mode as poetry
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I like Robert’s Rules of Order Newly Revised (RONR).
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✅ doing enough cardio on the bike to have broken a toe nail
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they ended up using a long pole like the apollo theater but with a v on the end instead of a hook. i was giving my kid a bath and missed it but the dude is walking with the cops to an ambulance and not hurt it seems so, that’s better than the alternative
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so, they are alternating that machine and saying “please drop the bar” over a megaphone
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well i guess the @efnypizza@twitter.com reporting was true, a shitload of pizzas just showed up for the cops
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sounds like what was five protestors is now a couple of dozen with pretty solid “LET HIM GO” demands
cops are getting riot helmets and sticks out so that they can riot in response, which, i mean, isn’t holding a stick why someone called them in the first place?
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the situation seems unchanged five hours later, only the police are now also being protested, “we want social workers not police”
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Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of emergency medical technicians just in case anybody gets hurt. They are just out of frame holding shotguns too.
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a negotiator has arrived
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somebody called 911 and now there are about twenty cops at 18th and San Carlos to take care of somebody who won’t put down a peice of rebar when they yell at him to put it down
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NYC cops promise to chokehold NYP cops for breaking new chokehold law, says NYPD
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Me? No thanks, I don’t use defcons. I get bummed out on life itself.
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“housing at all income levels” is a truly dogshit slogan, up there with “separate but equal” and “don’t ask don’t tell”. just disgusting.
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i call upon everyone who Can’t Complain Really to join me and pledge to never live in one of the luxury condos they turn our prime-location city museums into after the collections-graciously-provided-bys expand their mansions a la LA’s Huntington and rehome the art
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science hasn’t figured out all-spicy and/or all-mild shishito peppers and yet this is the so called future
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we knocked a chandelier over the bed’s fake crystal pendant off often enough changing the sheets that we stopped putting it back on and stuck it an east-facing window instead, to cast dozens of spectrums around every morning, and one just hit my coffee
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this site is cool because I’ll learn stuff like, did you know that Elvis Costello’s backing band on the My Aim is True recording was basically Huey Lewis and the News minus Huey Lewis? and not post it because “jeeze everybody probably knows that, I’ll get canceled for posting”
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decline pushups? don’t mind if i do
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After using Tang powder for years, I was sick of the waste I was generating (and cost) so I bought an orange juicer and basic pulp filter. You know what? It tastes better. Way better. It’s much, much cheaper and has far less waste, too.
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listening to RATM for the first time in twenty years during the workout this morning, powering through the subsequent two decades I remember of forums poster mockery
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CORRECTIONS
I thought of this post last night and went to go watch some Roadshow and was reminded that AR is on PBS, which I do pay for, not NPR, which I have never and will never pay for.
Sorry for getting my fake-nationalized media mixed up.
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what if shut up little man modern day?
Haskett: [unintelligible]
Huffman: “shut up, little man!”
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building washing machine, we will never be friends, please just wash my clothes
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(draft)
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the author of this storyline named the acting dhs fella first name “Chad” last name “Wolf”? come on, who is editing this garbage?
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disclosure: i have an npr membership but only so that i can watch Antiques Roadshow because that shit is hard to pirate
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when the bosses tell you they listen to and love NPR, believe them
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you see amongst other want ads in the MISC column, perhaps a message for someone, or some thing:
TRY A DASH OF LIQUID SMOKE IN YOUR MASHED POTATOES
you clip out the tip and paste it on the board, run a string to it, and affix the string with a tack
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you know 14 words, I drill 100 words every morning and every night, we are not the same.
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men in tech worried about diversity hiring initiative slippery slopes leading quota-driven hiring of unqualified candidates consider shutting the fuck up forever, you are the unqualified candidate and you already have a job
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This department has worked
①④ DAYS
without a beer
The best record previously was
⑦ DAYS
DO YOUR PART!
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(draft)
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Ooh! I hate that rabbit! etc
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baby leaves
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treating SIP like i’m some kinda astronaut, mission control (my belt) demanded i add some basic static stuff that i haven’t done in 20 years to the high intensity bicycle trainer stuff i do: pushups, crunches, planks, squats, lunges, etc, yesterday and from now on
ouchie 😭
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one shitload of rosemary from the garden
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one cup of sugar overnight last night
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one cup of juice from two grapefruits and two blood oranges today
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one cup of apple cider vinegar With The ‘Mother’ tomorrow
——
sippin’ vinegar syrup next weekend
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(draft)
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The Very Hungry Caterpillar
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this label is 😚 (i am gonna try to be a shrub guy now)
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having a second door with a bunch of locks on it that goes to an unfinished interior stairwell >>>>>>>>> having a spiral staircase
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always wanted a bookshelf with a ladder
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a christo (r i p) and jean-claude style wrap project to pair up every hostile-architecture boulder pair in the city
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somebody in my building moved out and left their
𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮
𝓑𝓪𝓵𝓵
FREE!
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huh, weird, just learned that the little blue square stickers with yellow = signs on them on people’s cars are actually Hillary Rodham Clinton stickers
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elephant goggles, FREE, on the 300 block of 10th Ave, at Clement
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might fuck around and quit drinking a week ago
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“This whole covid thing is caused by zoning.” —Jane Jacobs, 1962
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a lot of hand-wringing about illiberalism and not a lot of calls to platform the people they are concern trolling, just that they should somehow platform themselves. pass.
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continued solidarity with parents of toddlers during this trying time
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working through Frasier (1993) and in S4E12, “Death and the Dog”, Frasier off hand mentions another person named “Frobisher” and I’m all “damnit why do I know that name” and as soon as I see this I remember it’s in Cloud Atlas but also this guy, lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Frobisher#Second_voyage
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andreesen-horowitz? jeeze yeah I’ll give you a rating, it’s ★☆☆☆☆, more like andreesen-bore-o-witz
how likely am I to recommend andreesen-horowitz’s portfolio on a scale from 1 to 10? hrm lets see, 1!
/me flicks a cigarette over his shoulder while putting on cool shades
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o/ to the patriot who has flown cheap U.S.A. flags on this building for at least the last ten years that only ever last a few weeks before beginning to fall apart and look like something you’d see projected looped in a large dark room at the SF MOMA the rest of the year
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and it’s gone
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FREE WEED =) bag on the sidewalk on san carlos at 18th across from linea, seems legit and/or extremely dumb bait, not mine
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https://www.passiton.com/ this stupid, stupid, stupid campaign aged really well, lmao
what’s the domain again? pass it on? at least 120,000 americans passed it on iykwim
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everyone in Murakami novels is a seven
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“The property faces and runs parallel to the vast park known as The Panhandle.”
real estate agents are wild
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for me, at least, it’s like:
before: ugh, better check to see if they’re still posting about me
after:
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i’ve never needed to ask someone to keep an eye on someone fixating on me’s posts (feels like a stretch to call it harassment) so that i could just block, mute, go private, and not peek at their feed all the dammed time but it works really well
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birb
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this month the one year old has mastered saying “shh!”, “no-no-no-no-no”, and pretending to snore like I do, as in:
“Be quiet please, Daddy’s sleeping.”
“No-no-no!, [snores, laughs, holds one finger to his mouth], shh! shh! No-no-no-no!”
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alright, I made the number go up until wikipedia didn’t know what I was talking about
folks! we need a sixth international!
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every time you use the option key on a mac you are solving a trolley problem ⌥
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well, it feels better at least!
#4 “””””taper”””” on the sides, #8 on top
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neighbors have friends over 🙃 who have a couple of kids 🙃 who are playing with my kid’s toys in the shared courtyard out back 🙃 which we only leave out because our kid is the only one in the building 🙃 and it is the only place we can take him during the week 🙃
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imagining pausing at the protest to stop and read an article in one of those newspapers people inevitably try to hand out at protests and opening it to a page about historical relativism and a lightbulb of ideology turning on over my head and calling all my comrades in
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people who say “do better” shut the fuck up and organize something
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do all bedbugs go to heaven?
at my building one of my neighbors try to find out about once a year
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our 20 month old blew kisses at the trash truck driver this morning
it sounds cute but kids you and i know that kids just parrot their parents
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an entire 9 of availability % per year down the drain but we’re back. post post post.
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reading my fortune cookie fortune out loud to all of my friends who are just out of frame, and one of them says at the end as if it were part of my fortune, “in the workplace!” and we all laugh and the people at the table next to us all laugh too 😄😂🤣🥠
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Morpheus: We don’t know who posted on the dsa sf forums first, us or them. But we do know it was us that @gravely@twitter.com that botched the postgresql update and took it down.
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reading my fortune cookie fortune out loud to all of my friends who are just out of frame, and one of them says at the end as it were part of my fortune, “in the workplace!” and we all laugh and the people at the table next to us all laugh too 😄😂🤣🥠
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most interesting thing about corporate allyship training so far has been that their definition of it ends with “in the workplace” 🙃
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I think if we bought about fifteen of the top YIMBY people fancy condos the entire movement would collapse. Will you sign my petition to use a small head tax on tipped workers to put it on the ballot?
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lotta worker-involved toppling lately, love to see it
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i just had to look up what BIPOC means and I’m inside the echo chamber, gg
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8 REFORMS THAT COULD DRAMATICALLY REDUCE POLICE VIOLENCE
—Wear clown nose
—Wear floppy shoes
—15 officers to a car
—Horn instead of pistol (HONK)
—1500 hours juggling, magic, mime, pratfall training
—Silly names that kids love instead of badge numbers
—Wigs
—Deray
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they are definitely gonna try to shut down posting at some point—the ISPs and mobile carriers will black out entire cities
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might fuck around and write out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pull together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action lmao the obamas suck ass
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who the fuck is driving around the mission tooting a loud a f train whistle and shouting “all aboard!@? i will never board!!1
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welcome to school bus
this is school bus
welcome
welcome to school bus
this is
school bus
you can do anything at school bus
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have gotten back in the habit of fertilizing and watering the star jasmine i’ve got in a container on the roof of the garage out my living room window and it is popping off this weekend
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popped the top button on my chinos off, sewed it back on, then thought, better go easy on it, so i’m not buttoning it anymore
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it is a Nilsson Schmilsson kinda morning https://youtu.be/6jRh2PRa1tU
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haven’t tagged a tot lot lately so here’s the shitty rear courtyard of our building
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“up and to the right”
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united states recovery phases gonna be like this all the way to herd immunity or treatment, whichever comes first
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no traffic on the commute! (draft)
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our one year old slept 8PM to 7AM and is now laying in bed sucking a pacifier with a fist full of other pacifiers and giggles at my nyan cat shirt every time I look in and ask if sleepy head is ready to get up
it is a shame that none of us can remember that age
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missing my cat / love not having a cat contradiction
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heck yeah, http://www.limoncellosf.com/ stocks the good stuff, chinotto san pellegrino, ☺️
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what you got in there? art? books? kids toys? a big tv with the game on? that tacky eames lounge chair that seems to always come with those blinds? as a man in the street i demand to know
i wake up and i throw open every mismatched ikea curtain in the apartmemt
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people who buy nice places to live in the city (?!) and then install identical blinds in every single window (?!) and then leave them pulled all the way down (?!) because they don’t live there all the time (?!) are violating the social contract
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log 2020-72-03: i put an entire jar of salsa verde in a squeeze bottle and used the bottle to top chips one at a time as i ate them
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[rikers over an entire mickey bus] “it’s made up” “it’s a total fabrication” etc
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“Feed the babies
Who don’t have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
House the people
Livin’ in the street
Oh, oh, there’s a solution” —Steve Marx
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might fuck around and highlight the power of community to bridge our divides and the spirit of connection that comes when we openly and honestly share our stories today idk, kinda crappy out
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these lil dudes watch us eat dinner and do the dishes and stuff, if you wanna do dishes in 3D, use the glasses i keep tucked behind the frame
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i had to set a first beer time to keep myself from cracking one at four, or heck, with lunch, not judging if you do, it me, etc, but 5:30 is late enough imo
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this website is free
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welcoming new yelp haters to the yelp hater club with likes using the F key (because if you remember your lore, likes are actually one-star reviews for posts)
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320 gigabytes!
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every time this house pops up on redfin i’m like, “oh R5D4 or whatever, bad motivator”
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across the street from the Potrero UPS depot. the cool, hip, far out, 😃 ups apparently? probably old idk not on my usual routes any more
UPS
PLAYS STEREO
SMOKES GRASS
ALL NIGHT LONG
BELOW OUR WINDOW
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when you try to drown your problems in a paper bag and then carry the burden of them around thinking nobody can tell
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this is from january but I don’t remember if I posted it and someone dunking on airbnb in these trying times just reminded me of it
this kinda shit is why I maintain a linkedin account, even though i have no idea if it accomplishes anything! v0v
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welp, time to ride “to work”
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maximum hangtime (draft)
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i hate working from home
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i miss being able to do that thing at italian restaurants at the end of a meal when you skip the dessert menu and you ask your server, “I was wondering if, you know, if you had any grappa in the back?” and your server thinks about it for a sec and then says “for you? no.”
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\m/. (draft)
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I refuse to feel bad about this.
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Tit: neighbors weeded the back yard and planted flowers where our kid plays
Tat: we bought them a fence to protect their flowers
Tit: they put more plants outside the fence in pots
Tat: my kid fucks with their plants
Tit: they ask us to keep our kid off the flowers
Tat: No?
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people asking how, mac only, sorry:
set this thing up https://github.com/insanum/gcalcli (hassle) and get it to print out your reminder with ‘“gcalcli --calendar whatever-your-calendar-is-called remind 5 "echo %s”’
blast it with https://www.tynsoe.org/v2/geektool/ (weird as heck) every 30 seconds
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oh you use notifications? lol for the entire ten minutes preceding anything on my calendar i have to blast a pink stay-on-top banner across the center of my screen to get my attention
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oh you use notifications? lol for the entire ten minutes preceding anything on my calendar i have to blast a pink stay-on-top banner across the center of my screen to get my attention
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work calendar event: ‘Bring Your Kid to “Work” Day’
has me wondering about moving those “” around
‘Bring your “Kid” to Work Day’
‘Bring “your” Kid to Work Day’
‘Bring your Kid to Work “Day”’
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rip the other crabs in this bucket but i’m different
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i’m a little verklempt.
post amongst yourselves [dismissive gesture]
i’ll give you a topic.
national public radio is neither nationalized nor is its primary mission public service.
post.
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hey, @linkedin@twitter.com, please add an “open to expatriation” checkbox
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nancy pelosi radio sent toot
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Vote blue no matter who! [“Sweet Georgia Brown”, the Harlem Globetrotter’s theme music fades in as if from a distance, backing the tee-ball Biden and Pelosi attack ads] [smash cut to Ghana’s dancing pallbearers]
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november 2004
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just held my fifteen year old cat as we put him down, 😢😭, pancreatic cancer, F
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gather strongest man gets to ride the mickey mouse schoolbus 💪 (draft)
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the @RecologySF@twitter.com worker that waves at me and my kid in the window at five dark thirty every morning was back on the job this morning after a worrying week or two off ☺️
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a few dashes of shichimi togarashi and a few drops of soy on chicken nuggets 👨🏼🍳
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lmbo
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whenever anyone resigns a thing, the appropriate response is, without exception, “Congratulations!”
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when you see someone using /usr/local/bin/fish in the original green “P1” phosphor on black https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vrU0CnSNaY&feature=youtu.be&t=120
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the sweater tied over the shoulders thing has been coded bourgie for the entire forty years i’ve been on this planet and people still do it idgi
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last night i peeled, smashed, minced, and smashed again a largish clove of garlic and spread all of it, with a half tablespoon of salted butter, on a single slice of toasted white bread 👅
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I am not endorsing @JoeBiden@twitter.com.
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baltimore, not sf, but my favorite reply at a party was at my house, with friends and neighbors, and the new guy that lived across the alley and over from us asked a friend of mine what he “did.”
“man, it is friday night, nobody wants to talk about that shit.”
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alexa vote conservative
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stop putting the bad matty in my fucking light cone
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fuck, my handwriting is atrocious i’m gonna have to practice writing out’ Bernie Sanders” in clumsy block letters over and over for the rest of the year so that come november, the poll workers can read what I write
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fuck
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rip your prime minister but I’m different 😭
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Duck “310-83-6226” Lancer
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extrudin some nudes
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gdi stop getting concerned trolled by liberals
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🌞 greeting the day 🌞
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😦 private equity
😃 public equity
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gonna be up all night worrying about if nevada bosses remembered to leave those “save our planet, reuse your towels ♻️” cards in the little painted rectangles on the concrete hospitality pads they providing mindful social distancers
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https://youtu.be/FJTIIfhk2k4 “i hope it don’t kill you” taking on new meaning now in what is looking to be a sixty to one hundred and twenty day long March
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sitting by the window I just got to experience our apartment building get hit by a golf ball—fella on the root of the one-story garage across the one-way street from our building is driving into a net and accidentally hit the wall above the net and bounced it back over his head
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the 1 year old face planted on the sidewalk yesterday (it happens) and after I scooped him up and as he was balling his eyes out a couple walked past us and said “awww, solidarity baby!”
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i would like to announce a procrastination on evictions
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one of my favorite gimmicks from the dispossessed is that profiteer is a slur
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fuck (most) economists
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lolin at the made up idea of a “fair market price”
like, hey, so the word “price” isn’t enough, you gotta say it’s a “market price”
economists: but wait, there’s more!
what other ideas could we make up?
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yeah it is only $1200 bucks but the estate tax is super low right now so
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o/ solidarity with all the shelter in place toddler havers losing their god damned minds having to work and parent from the same space
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wrap it up crapitailures, it’s socialism time
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looked to see if I could find any obvious af frisco airbnb trash flipping to be actual housing and it took me like four minutes https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/apa/d/san-francisco-furnished-homes-sf-napa/7095490019.html lmbo
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lol
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rip kenny rogers
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we gotta keep our kid’s plush toys in our bedroom behind a closed door when he isn’t playing with them or our old tom cat will go full Pepé Le Pew on em, it is nasty
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o/ the opera singer on mission or san carlos around 19th yesterday, nice, nice
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brrrrrr
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to your health! (draft)
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WTB babel fish (draft)
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always turn on your webcam when you are wfh imo
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fuck a jstor
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pretty wild that gabbard got verhoeven to direct her cya shitlords thing
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landlords should be able to submit rental repair and improvement work requests to their tenants and if the work is approved, get compensated for the work at a generous $15/hr or the minimum wage, whichever is higher, so long as that work is done under tenant supervision
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cya shitlords
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went for a bike ride in downtown SF, not much value being created folks, better cancel rents https://www.twitch.tv/videos/569369089
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diabotical is the game i wanted to keep playing back when it got too hard to find a quake 3 challenge pro mode arena (cpma) game and i stopped gaming for a while and it is just as fast and skill oriented and i am getting destroyed in it
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pancy nelosi
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giving some serious thought to how safe it is for parents of information workers to continue relying on childcare providers so that they can work from home
“the economy” has to take the L on this one
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last night: last dinner friends
also, we’ve realized that our one exception, playgrounds, are a bad idea, our kid can play with his toys or on his scooter in the our building’s crummy rear courtyard
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time is a flat circle
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the phone block in my building is tagged up, i assume by a mix of residents and workers over the years, kinda hard to beleive they might include tag dates and not birthdates but who knows, 1922 building
Joe Stasulat 6/21/26
Tracy K. A. 8/2/29
Carl Thale 1929
9-20-67
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localities passing bans on evictions and power and water service shutoffs says a lot about the value we should place on the portion of value produced by workers that landlords claim as their right to passive income when workers can’t work, when workers can: zero, zip, zilch, nada
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went out for lunch tuesday, a bar thursday, both trips were “welp, last time I’m doing this for a while”
something to look forward to
home office setup (a murphy bed closet, lol) is solid, will be doing a lot of cooking and baking
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lotta advice out there but it might help to hear from others what they are doing?
going forward we’ll just be at playgrounds with my kid, the grocery store, or home
not ordering delivery anything either
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“Well, naturally when I see who it is gives me the hot foot I join in the laughter, and go over and shake hands with Joe, and when I shake hands with him there is more laughter, because it seems Joe has COVID-19 in his duke, and what I shake hands with is this virus…”
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this lamp has been classing up our garbage bin quad for months and i wanna run power to it and leave it on and maybe pipe in some quiet lounge music that whispers “no hot ashes” over and over again
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(draft)
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uh just remembered that we already have mega churches and they will likely not cancel services, or cancel them soon enough, call your folks
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kinda terrified of the fucked up religions that are gonna emerge from [guestures at like ten separate discord chats that are effectively all the same content now] all of this
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nice pink’n’ blue sunset y’all
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it’s an old meme but it checks out
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the u.s. is gonna show its libertarian ass all year and boomers gonna keep saying “idk the media hypes everything so much idk” while consuming said media and no other from the third or fourth house they’ve leveled up to
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the 49 muni is doing so many burnouts pulling away on wet streets after the first rain in over a month i’m worried some yummy is gonna call the cops and report a sideshow. i’m absolutely not fixing that spellcheck.
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i love this time of year in sf for the cloud layer hugging the ground crashing over upper market
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oh, you carry a challenge coin too? [eyes watering, lip trembling] mine means so, so much to me
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BERNIE SANDERS
NEVER SURRENDER
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a reading from one of me kid’s new favorite books
Goodnight nobody
Buenas noches, nadie
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i don’t know how i ever cooked anything without one of these timers
fried chicken
carrots
potatoes
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Oops, checked my balance before I did my daily donation to @BernieSanders@twitter.com and I’m over the limit by over $200. Now to wait to say “yes, please roll that over from the primary to the real campaign fun” and start back up again.
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WTB a jira 0-day to monkey patch the JQL handler to never call “smart search”
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🖐 📼 📺 👴 💃 🥋 🏃
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(draft)
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that isn’t wind in his hair, it’s static electricity 💡 (draft)
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two lions
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daily bread and a nice discord match
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almost forgot to palm slam my daily, gonna be maxed out on super tuesday at this rate
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another dad, to me, at gott’s, pointing at my shirt: “is that bernie getting arrested?”
me: “yep”
dad: “that’s awesome!”
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realizing that my kid’s coolest toy is probably gonners because we haven’t seen it in a while and “a while” lines up really well with about when he learned how trash cans work and wondering how we can all, as adults, regain this childhood sense of wonder / how trashcans work
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matching total contributions too but only nice ones
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having a lotta baby shampoo at home gives me an idea—if I lather up my face in the morning and don’t rinse it off, I can touch my face all I want during the day without any consequence
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grammarly is the shen yun of online
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😉
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stop calling the socialists “liberals” challenge
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every morning our kid wakes up between 4:30 and 4:45. i haven’t slept past 5 in over a year
every morning at 6:00, KCSM 99.1 opens the 6:00 block with Billie Holiday’s “I Hear Music”
v nice
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bubbles! (draft)
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seeing people looking to get involved in dsa sf putting “bernie sanders” down for why ☺️☺️☺️
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my kid (16 months old) will now flex on demand if he feels like it
“how strong are you?”
💪 😬 💪
it is cute as hell, anyway here’s another $100 for pee paw, send me your receipts and i’ll match em
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i know it’s a beat and all that but i hate the damned crime blotter and will skip it every time I get to it (rss), things are desperate out there and that shit is like an obituary section with no bios, just how much it hurt and what they had to do to put it off
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busy day but i’m still matching bernie donations (this one is mine)
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💪 (draft)
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frisco pals, do you have a few gallons of water stashed somewhere just in case the big one hits? good for you! don’t stack them like we did! both of these puppies deformed and ruptured under a third, and turned our hall closet into Lake Shoe Rack
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your kid at the playground: simpleton, uses the equipment, plays in the sand
my kid at the playground: survivor, deep in the weeds over the curb that surrounds the park rummaging through trash, breaking limbs off of dead weeds, emerging only to steal toys
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i am once again posting socialist cash to best capitalist trash
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literally any event in the future light cone: “this is good for b̶i̶t̶c̶o̶i̶n̶ buttigieg”
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any major tesla car’s autopilot will tell you it is a sovereign citizen
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the bell at the yankee
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big ‘printed off of http://marxists.org with netscape navigator on the big color inkjet at work’ energy
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morning palm slam and two matches not from hell site, from last night (i go to bed at 9)
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nice!
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM $100 INTO http://BERNIESANDERS.COM. ITS THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BERNIE FUCKIN SANDERS.
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superdelegates should be afraid to be seen in public
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let’s go
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gonna do both: donate every day and match my follower’s donations. I’d feel bad if it blew up (nothing I post does) and I couldn’t keep up with the matches when I’m in and out of meetings all day so no need to boost, we’ll get there.
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if I wanna just max out my bernie donations for 2020 is it better for bernie if I:
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donate $100 every day until the campaign stops accepting my donations or
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do one of those “hey donate to bernie and I’ll match it until they tell me I can’t anymore” things
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(draft)
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might fuck around and rules lawyer the san francisco league of pissed off voters
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most people’s politics are incoherent, that’s fine, in these cases it’s leaders either silencing meaningful organizing by preventing a politics chat from forming or splintering it and dominating the nominal one
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it has been more than somewhat depressing to join communities lead by people I respected not very little for their professional community advocacy over the past few years only to find that their politics are utterly incoherent
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made it a third of the way around Lafayette Reservoir on the hard mode ridge loop and bailed for easy mode at canyon trail ty @meghanftw for the pics (draft)
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had to switch from @discordapp@twitter.com for the mac to using https://discordapp.com/ website in chrome because ⌘-k actually works on the website, what a world
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i hate this city
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a few assholes are trying to limit where frisco puts homeless shelters https://sfelections.sfgov.org/sites/default/files/Nov2020_LimitationsOnNavigationCenters_LegalText.pdf by using a “put services where the homeless are” mechanic, as if there were simply more homeless wells that the homeless emerge from to shame mankind in those places
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everyone london breed, the mayor of san franicso, endorses loses and she endorsed mickey boomderp so i think everything is gonna be alright
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gonna start tagging post mortem fixes as nerfs and buffs
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if you work at a company that uses “values” a lot, try to find which one has been abused by the culture to stand in for the non-aggression principle
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strunks
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when we had the kid, mom found a copy of the one book i had her read to me over and over when i was little and i had no idea it was part of a whole series
1977 © date
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jordy peepee has such 1960s-talk-show-heel reactionary brain he got hooked on period-correct mother’s little helper, rest in hell dipshit
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people who only argue with first name, last name, location, headshot, cursive signature banner pic havers: what database are you verifying this information against and can I speak to your manager?
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that thing where you start waking at 7:50 after months of your alarm being set for 8 except it’s 4:30 after months of my kid getting up at 5
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tried to sneak the marx philosophers quote into an all hands slide again and failed, talked to a coworker about what radicalized them and it was reading and enjoying annie randie for the wrong reasons
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democratic party tech committee needs the dsa sf tech committee
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primitive radiator heat detection animal indicating to the other animals in the apartment that the heat is on
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a dialectic/spectacle/chiasmus bit about how democracy doesn’t die in darkness nor does darkness die in democracy, blah blah, low effort jump shot miss, i am out of free articles
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i lived in this building for nine years and seven months before i thought to keep track of when the radiators fire up. before that i would just be cold and hopeful, i guess
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everybody pocket bernie sanders and we win, let’s go
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Rosencrantz (Cereal Killer) and Guildenstern (Lord Nikon)
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bernie please lead everyone in singing the internationale at the convention t i a
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bash dadurday while mom was in portland (draft)
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two cents? in this economy?!?
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yer telling me poll made this error?
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when I see another person is using /usr/local/bin/fish
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muni buses should say what bus they are on the inside
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opinion is boomer for accountability for thee, not for me
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oh no, the foursquare mayor of the orange julius in the mall has endorsed mickey bloomberg for president
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more like mr dirty eh hehehehehe… but what if
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haven’t had a good overwatch game in a while so i just had blizzard delete my entire account, feels p good, more time to read about coats and yards of linen
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the boy loves all noodles but the ramen noodle especially (draft)
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@SFMOMA@twitter.com
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a little joy at the @SFMOMA@twitter.com over the long weekend, Thrash Softly From Afar, by Cevdet Erek
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OFFICIAL BREAKING EXCLUSIVE SCOOP UPDATE CORRECTION
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today on the 14
“you happy man?”
“yeah, you?”
“very happy!”
“yeah? tequila?”
“duh da, da duh da, duh da duh, “tequila!”
“huh?”
“you know, the champs!?”
“how long you been drinking man?”
“oh, about 22 years”
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considering a run to become san francisco’s chamber of commerce president & CEO and (simultaneously) president of the howard jarvis taxpayer association. focus would be operations (ceasing). bunch of questions. who understands this city’s political machinations? lmao
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the collective noun for a group of white boomer goatees is called a lost cause
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wait a tic, is that…?
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this cabin we rented in truckee has some pretty tasteful nature photography hung the living room
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fives are a thing now sorta (draft)
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who guards the red guards???
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glow in the dark pacifiers are like tracer rounds for cold-having co-sleeping snotty baby head cannonballs
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my kid looks to us worried every time he hears a siren so we tell him they are going to “take care of somebody”, which, lol
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the genx equivalent of “quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur” is “any spoken words over drumfunk sound like profound samples”
try throwing this on w/ a twitch stream or podcast in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9VcGb16hZQ
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SRE: sites read to eat
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this is your thursday reminder that “my life in the bush of ghosts” exits and is still very good
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getting in line to point out the difference between casualties and fatalities and somebody ahead of me in line just says it but i stay in line anyway so that i can say that i was gonna say the thing about casualties and fatalities and then the oops we all get bombed all to heck
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elites should welcome communism as a chance to step out of the rat race and have their needs taken care of along with the rest of us but they prefer fascism to the loss of their credentialed sinecure
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at least politics centers this phenomenon in the meta, ask a leftist lmao
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a part of every community is terrible (niven’s law) and infosec is no different, and at a certain point in your career you’ll get to ignore it entirely as a practitioner, i like to call this little phenomenon “community value exhaustion”
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here’s a thread of the art in my apartment building’s laundry room, because why not
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praise cat
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I learned (from wikipedia) this week that Lennon wrote the single “Power to the People” after hanging out with people in the International Marxist Group, a Trotskyist group in Britain. He said "I just felt inspired by what they said, although a lot of it is gobbledygook.”
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a pretty big reason i moved west was because all the computer toucher jobs in the dc metro area are/were forever-war bullshit jobs of just bullshit-bullshit jobs: gross
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also, in sf, it is defo blanket on the sofa time
I think this one is older than me, my mom probably bought in the ‘70s idk, love the pattern
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these angry little barthes posts from the ‘50s are great kid minding size, I can read a few pages about a thing while the kid is engrossed in a toy, the writing that earns the “where was i in this?” at the paragraph level, and there is no plot or characters to keep track of
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