People who buy nice places to live in the city (?!) and then install identical blinds in every single window (?!) and then leave them pulled all the way down (?!) because they don’t live there all the time (?!) are violating the social contract

what you got in there? art? books? kids toys? a big tv with the game on? that tacky eames lounge chair that seems to always come with those blinds? as a man in the street i demand to know

i wake up and i throw open every mismatched ikea curtain in the apartmemt