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  1. Where I'm at right now on 1Password

    1Password isn’t the only company doing things I disagree with. Twitch, where I work, is owned by Amazon, which does stuff I disagree with as a matter of business all the time.

    I have friends who work at 1Password.

    Nevertheless. I sent this Wednesday morning.

    to: support@1password.com
    from: the-email-address-associated-with-my-account@example.com
    subject: DHH and Omarchy

    Hi,

    Please add me to the pile of customers who are disappointed that 1Password is using the money I have been paying for the past 15 years for a good product to enable and promote DHH. I’ve already seen the macro you are going to send me in response to this and if you are keeping track of sentiment there too, you can also add me to the pile of customers who are unimpressed by the hand waving in it.

    If a few rich people want to pass money back and forth to fund each other’s perversions they can do so with their own funds.

    I assume you are hoping this blows over and for many it probably will but you’ve lost my trust completely. That’s a big bummer because the entire premise of your service is based on trust.

    Drop the funding in years two and three and re-earn my now-cautious recommendation. Drop the Kolide weirdo, even better. As it stands, I’ve stopped recommending or defending your stuff entirely.

    Grant

    Big talk, but I haven’t canceled my account yet. We’re all-in on the 1Password family sharing and this is kind of a lot of toil.

    Instead, I’ve been using Apple Passwords all week and it does the job enough that I’ve switched from Firefox back to Safari. I used Safari for years and it feels great to be back. So far, Passwords is fine? Not great, but I can get used to it.

    If I don’t hit any blockers in the next week or two we’ll switch the entire family over to it and bail on 1Password. If I do, I’ll deploy vaultwarden and give bitwarden a try.

    After I sent this, one of their founders, who I hear is in not very active in day-to-day activities at the shop, gave a gnarly quote to media. I know founders do this kind of thing and I’m taking that in stride as not really informing my decision here. The Kolide guy is much more concerning to me, so we’ll see what happens now that this has broken through.

    https://furry.engineer/@soatok/117208728768694788

    Soatok Dreamseeker (@soatok@furry.engineer)You're on the air. What's your question. > Hi, are you woke? Well, success in cryptography is largely driven by **not being asleep at the wheel**. So, you'd better fucking hope I am.Furry.Engineer - Duct tape, hotfixes, and poor soldering! (opens in a new tab)
  2. Sonny & Cher, "I Got You Babe”

    The Zombies, “Care of Cell 44”

    The Beatles, “Good Morning Good Morning”

    Harry Nilsson, "Gotta Get Up”

    Kid Koala, “Music for Morning People"

    Elvis Costello, "Welcome to the Working Week”

  3. I always wondered what the incredible theme song to https://cocaineandrhinestones.com/ was and this week amongst all the great posts and tributes about Dolly I learned that it is the 45 of Jolene played at 33 rpm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA.

    Cocaine & Rhinestones | The podcast about the History of Country MusicCocaine & Rhinestones is a podcast about the history of 20th Century Country Music and the lives of those who gave it to us. Every episode is created by Tyler Mahan Coe.Cocaine & Rhinestones (opens in a new tab)Jolene at 33 rpmThanks to everyone who watched and liked this video. Here is an mp3 of the track for you as a gift. Cheers! https://www.dropbox.com/s/nb9mlmtn4isol3y/Jolene%...YouTube (opens in a new tab)

    That this works really well even at the wrong speed is apparently as well known as it is that the Dark Side of the Moon is a great Wizard of Oz companion track.

    What a fun pickin’ pattern. I’m gonna finally learn how to play it.

  4. On the Calculation of Volume (Book III)

    Solvej Balle, Sophia Hersi Smith, Jennifer Russell

    Cover of On the Calculation of Volume (Book III) by Solvej Balle, Sophia Hersi Smith, Jennifer Russell, published 2025-11-18 by New Directions, 144 pages, part of the On the Calculation of Volume series (book 3)
    Figure 1. Cover of On the Calculation of Volume (Book III) by Solvej Balle, Sophia Hersi Smith, Jennifer Russell, published 2025-11-18 by New Directions, 144 pages, part of the On the Calculation of Volume series (book 3).

    In book two, Balle introduced us to others also trapped in the 18th of November, as scaffolding for the continued exploration of the supremacy of conviction over nature, contrasting the lived experience of seasons and relationships in book II against a literal thief of time (the mysterious bicycle rider). Now in book III, the new characters are trapped in convictions of their age: a rebellious teenager, a mindful 20-something, the narrator whose own convictions they find sentimental, and her older compatriot coming out of a mid-life crisis of career and parenting regrets, as well as literal toothless wisdom, in the form of a lecturing professor not of their cohort. The speculative closing on yet another jerk forward in plot more than doubling their cohort remind us all that this is a serial and you’ll have to read the next one in the series to find out what happens.

  5. About fifteen years ago some friends and I started signing our posts dictated but not read, or DBNR, as a bit, about how people with power casually make decisions impacting the rest of us with whatever information is on hand and without asking for more beforehand, or particularly caring how things turn out as a result, or, indeed and more literally, reading their own dictation.

    So, it is fun as a poster’s defensive opening, “do not reply, I don’t care, I didn’t even read it myself.”

    We got bored of the observation and moved on. It looks like the last time I did it, without much enthusiasm, was five years ago?

    Little did we know.

  6. Al Green at Stern Grove

    We won lottery tickets for the last Stern Grove show of season to see Al Green. As usual, the bike valet was excellent. Hitting sunshine on the wiggle at Duboce Park after a few hours in the fog was so, so nice.

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a 16 and a half mile (26 and a half kilometer) ride is indicated. About 1063 feet (324 meters) elevation over seven hours, (two hours moving).
  7. ChangeLog

    • Switched from American-style knife and fork with dominant hand swap maneuvering to standard fixed knife in dominant and fork in alternate handed meal consumption. Use napkin to fix fork inaccuracies on non-ambidextrous systems after upgrading. Beta users can also spoon/fork now.

    • Posting now requires “command-return” where it used to require “return”. Use command-return a second time or bang on the escape key to un-full-screen every other app this error transfers to.

  8. Grabtown Gulch to Purisima Creek

    We had an opportunity to go on a hike without the seven year old so we biased for elevation that he would not enjoy. It was a beautiful day to be in the shade of a northern California redwood forest along a creek.

    Figure 1. A map of California. The path of a five and a quarter mile (eight and a half kilometer) walk is indicated. About 10400 steps and 1207 feet (368 meters) elevation over one and three quarters hours.
  9. RE: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/107797954684040653

    gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)getting a lot of “infosec discourse” vibes from the shadows on the cave wall this morning as the sun rises so I’m wagging my finger in the direction of the entrance to the cave ⃔ ☝🏼⃕Mastodon (opens in a new tab)

    Trying to find a gd post I know I made and it isn’t this one or the nonsense I boosted moments ago and I’m giving up on finding what I wanted but anyway, imho, this finger wag should be a standard ligature or whatever.