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  1. Al Green at Stern Grove

    We won lottery tickets for the last Stern Grove show of season to see Al Green. As usual, the bike valet was excellent. Hitting sunshine on the wiggle at Duboce Park after a few hours in the fog was so, so nice.

    Figure 1. A map of San Francisco, California. The path of a 16 and a half mile (26 and a half kilometer) ride is indicated. About 1063 feet (324 meters) elevation over seven hours, (two hours moving).
  2. ChangeLog

    • Switched from American-style knife and fork with dominant hand swap maneuvering to standard fixed knife in dominant and fork in alternate handed meal consumption. Use napkin to fix fork inaccuracies on non-ambidextrous systems after upgrading. Beta users can also spoon/fork now.

    • Posting now requires “command-return” where it used to require “return”. Use command-return a second time or bang on the escape key to un-full-screen every other app this error transfers to.

  3. Grabtown Gulch to Purisima Creek

    We had an opportunity to go on a hike without the seven year old so we biased for elevation that he would not enjoy. It was a beautiful day to be in the shade of a northern California redwood forest along a creek.

    Figure 1. A map of California. The path of a five and a quarter mile (eight and a half kilometer) walk is indicated. About 10400 steps and 1207 feet (368 meters) elevation over one and three quarters hours.
  4. RE: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/107797954684040653

    gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)getting a lot of “infosec discourse” vibes from the shadows on the cave wall this morning as the sun rises so I’m wagging my finger in the direction of the entrance to the cave ⃔ ☝🏼⃕Mastodon

    Trying to find a gd post I know I made and it isn’t this one or the nonsense I boosted moments ago and I’m giving up on finding what I wanted but anyway, imho, this finger wag should be a standard ligature or whatever.

  5. My mom has never acknowledged the times I used to sneak out of the house to do crimes. I’m pretty sure she knew or at least knows now (thanks, Sis) but she sure doesn’t post about it. Respect.

  6. It was fun how everyone rallied around Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains" yesterday. Someone cool in chat suggested Henry Kuttner and C. L. Moore’s “Vintage Season” ( https://www.fadedpage.com/showbook.php?pid=20220847) as another great story-about-a-house and I enjoyed it last night.

    Vintage SeasonEverybody seemed to want the old house during May—and seemed willing to pay fantastic prices for the privilege. Strange tourists they were, too. The Café Society of another time. The 1992 American film Timescape, also titled Grand Tour: Disaster in Time, was loosely based on Vintage Season, though with a happy ending substituted for the somber conclusion of Catherine L. Moore's original.--Wikipedia.fadedpage.com

    TWCSR reminded me of PKD’s Autofac ( https://www.philipdick.com/mirror/websites/pkdweb/short_stories/Autofac.htm), which made for a pretty good if only kinda sorta related (as per) episode of Electric Dreams ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6902176/), which I really wish had expanded into a modern day Amazing Stories. Neither, unfortunately, are quite old enough to be able to share directly.

    AUTOFACphilipdick.com
  7. On the Calculation of Volume (Book II)

    Barbara J. Haveland, Solvej Balle

    Content warning: On the Calculation of Volume (Book II) cooked for me where Book I merely simmered. Spoilers beyond.

    Cover of On the Calculation of Volume (Book II) by Barbara J. Haveland, Solvej Balle, published 2024 by Norton & Company Limited, W. W.
    Figure 1. Cover of On the Calculation of Volume (Book II) by Barbara J. Haveland, Solvej Balle, published 2024 by Norton & Company Limited, W. W..

    After returning home to see if family was grounding, Tara invests in believing that seasons are matters of projection and will rather than passive to the abstraction and metaphysics of calendars. Who is to say? I enjoyed most of this section in two sittings and was bummed when that era was exhausted and moved past, albeit with a bit of unexpected plot and a suspenseful crises left somewhat open ended, as with the encounter with the coin seller couple in Book I. I wondered if I was in on a Patricia Lockwood style joke after when Tara then returned to the roman coin from Book I and more-than-dwelled on thinkin’ about the Roman Empire, as one does, for a while. Probably not, but haha, what if? The cliffhanger has me looking forward to Book III but the meat of the story is simply engaging with the idea that there isn’t much space between those days when maybe a bit of petrichor or surprise plant growth makes you think out of time, of a day in a season opposite from the one you are in. Delightful.

  8. A few gardening wins to celebrate:

    This fiddle leaf we inherited from friends leaving california came to us with a three braided trunks and a healthy tight dome of branches and leaves. It grew and grew and grew and then one day a few years later with consistent care, seemed to have exhausted the soil and dropped nearly every leaf.

    Heartbreaking.

    I pruned a lot of the branches back to the trunk, including one of the three all the way down to nothing but a dead stump. Or so I thought.

    Camera phone shot of a potted fiddle leave ficus tree about 4 feet tall with three trunks braided a few feet up. One of the trunks ends in a trimmed of stump, the other two are also trimmed off stumps but have branches extending a foot or two that terminate in normal fiddle leaf clusters. When healthy, this tree had a dozen such branches with deep leaf coverage, but as with these finicky trees, at least in my care, that didn’t last. Near the bottom, just above the soil line, two new branches are emerging from the stump! Eureka!
    Figure 1. Camera phone shot of a potted fiddle leave ficus tree about 4 feet tall with three trunks braided a few feet up. One of the trunks ends in a trimmed of stump, the other two are also trimmed off stumps but have branches extending a foot or two that terminate in normal fiddle leaf clusters. When healthy, this tree had a dozen such branches with deep leaf coverage, but as with these finicky trees, at least in my care, that didn’t last. Near the bottom, just above the soil line, two new branches are emerging from the stump! Eureka!.
    camera phone top down view of the stump branch and trade. The new growth is in the bottom of the frame and out of focus.
    Figure 2. camera phone top down view of the stump branch and trade. The new growth is in the bottom of the frame and out of focus..
    camera shot close up of two new branches, each with leaf clusters. the leaves are about a quarter of their eventual full size, say thumb sized, but already in rings of three or five and growing strong right out of the trunk.
    Figure 3. camera shot close up of two new branches, each with leaf clusters. the leaves are about a quarter of their eventual full size, say thumb sized, but already in rings of three or five and growing strong right out of the trunk..

    We also had a monstera that was just out of control so we split it off to a new pot and left nothing but a stump of the repotted original.

    It returned strongly and that was how we learned that new growth leaves don’t have the characteristic finger-length fringe that mature growth has. Neat!

    top down view of a potted monstera plant with five large leaves. the older ones are fingered while the newer ones are much less so.
    close up of new growth growing next to the mature 2” diameter stump which also has new growth emerging from it. A single tiny palm sized leaf faces the camera and has almost no fringe.
    A worker at the garden center we go to took one look at picuters of our struggle before this and explained that house plants are generally ground growth in forests and prefer shade.

    Well I’d been blasting ours with direct sunlight, which explains the scorched leaves I worried about but had no idea how to fix. We have shears in the windows, so now we use them.

    I also think that plants know seasons by day length and temperature so I stopped closing the curtains at night and open the ones I do close as early as possible so that they get the maximum duration of daylight, first through shears and then in “direct” shadow. Seems to help?

    I think I need to tackle soil chemicals and fertilizer next and don’t really know where to start.

    Feeling emboldened with a pair of gardening shears, I took about 2/3rds of the height off of our stalky, spindly rubber plant and put the strongest bit in some water for two months, which I changed whenever I watered the rest of the plants.

    As foretold by people who know, the bit in the water started to root so I planted it. Meanwhile the now-shorter planted plant began to bush out like I wanted it to. Huzzah!

    photograph of a 2 foot tall potted rubber plant with a bunch of new growth ending in red tips which will unfurl to leaves and branches Next to this older bush is the top of it which I trimmed and rooted in water before recently replanting.
    None of these are, I think, difficult to care for plants in California, and this thread is very much "area man follows basic advice after 20 years of repeatedly disregarded exposure.” Alas and nevertheless.

  9. Slide Ranch camping weekend

    We camped Friday and Saturday night at the excellent Slide Ranch at Muir Beach. Camp is a short hike from a lot to a meadow west of US 1, and from there, it’s a short hike to tide pools and the Pacific Ocean. We saw rabbits, fox, raccoons, lizards, brown pelicans, and turkey vultures.

    https://www.slideranch.org/

    Slide RanchUA-48363484-1Slide Ranch
    Figure 1. A map of California. The path of a two and a quarter mile (three and three quarters kilometer) walk is indicated. About 4500 steps and 289 feet (88 meters) elevation over two and a quarter hours, (one hour moving).
  10. On the Calculation of Volume (Book I)

    Barbara J. Haveland, Solvej Balle, Solvej Balle

    Cover of On the Calculation of Volume (Book I) by Barbara J. Haveland, Solvej Balle, Solvej Balle, published 2024 by New Directions Publishing Corporation, a 160-page ebook
    Figure 1. Cover of On the Calculation of Volume (Book I) by Barbara J. Haveland, Solvej Balle, Solvej Balle, published 2024 by New Directions Publishing Corporation, a 160-page ebook.

    I enjoyed the prose. It is kind of funny and refreshing for a story like this specifically to engage with history and popular culture so little. If it weren’t for the mention of a phone and maybe kitchen staple trends that aren’t critical to the plot (yet?), this could be set any time in the past hundred years. I appreciate the disregard for time travel tropes where rules are supposedly crisp if you ignore everything the author ignores. Here rules are magical (again, so far). And there were a few things I expected the Tara character to explore that go unmentioned, but that’s fine. I will try the second one.