pizza slow (high quality)

Oh, hi, I’m gravely. You’ve caught me relaxing on pizza slow (high quality)1, my personal website.

This is where I keep my posts2.

I’m also on Bandcamp, Bookwyrm, a few Signals (ask), Discords (ask), and Slacks (as per), e-mail (guess), Twitch (where I work), and LinkedIn (derogatory).

Selfie from December 2024 that I took at a kid's birthday party after showing my kid what he looked like in a party hat and then going to take a pic of him and his friends and oops the camera is backwards, might as well take a selfie first.
  1. I’ve been using pizza slow or its chorus, gimme pizza, inspired by the eponymous edit, wherever I find myself needing a message of the day or banner for a while and now I’m kicking it around as a vanity domain. “Put it in (sic) the pizza.” ↩︎

  2. I’ve got most my old blogs3, twitter4, tumblr5, and mastodon6 posts archived here7. ↩︎

  3. Blog posts per year since 1999: 7,10,0,26,32,85,175,83,98,33,10,6,4,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,1. Blog posts per year since 1999. ↩︎

  4. Posts per year since 1999: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,169,744,353,289,254,512,670,889,12,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0. Twitter posts per year since 1999. ↩︎

  5. Posts per year since 1999: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,3,8,124,196,270,554,389,429,460,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0. Tumblr posts per year since 1999. ↩︎

  6. Posts per year since 1999: 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,138,238,510,442,460,249,243,167,55. Mastodon posts per year since 1999. ↩︎

  7. This site is built using Eleventy v3.1.6. ↩︎