I always wondered what the incredible theme song to https://cocaineandrhinestones.com/ was and this week amongst all the great posts and tributes about Dolly I learned that it is the 45 of Jolene played at 33 rpm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA.

That this works really well even at the wrong speed is apparently as well known as it is that the Dark Side of the Moon is a great Wizard of Oz companion track.

What a fun pickin’ pattern. I’m gonna finally learn how to play it.

In book two, Balle introduced us to others also trapped in the 18th of November, as scaffolding for the continued exploration of the supremacy of conviction over nature, contrasting the lived experience of seasons and relationships in book II against a literal thief of time (the mysterious bicycle rider). Now in book III, the new characters are trapped in convictions of their age: a rebellious teenager, a mindful 20-something, the narrator whose own convictions they find sentimental, and her older compatriot coming out of a mid-life crisis of career and parenting regrets, as well as literal toothless wisdom, in the form of a lecturing professor not of their cohort. The speculative closing on yet another jerk forward in plot more than doubling their cohort remind us all that this is a serial and you’ll have to read the next one in the series to find out what happens.

About fifteen years ago some friends and I started signing our posts dictated but not read, or DBNR, as a bit, about how people with power casually make decisions impacting the rest of us with whatever information is on hand and without asking for more beforehand, or particularly caring how things turn out as a result, or, indeed and more literally, reading their own dictation.

So, it is fun as a poster’s defensive opening, “do not reply, I don’t care, I didn’t even read it myself.”

We got bored of the observation and moved on. It looks like the last time I did it, without much enthusiasm, was five years ago?

Little did we know.

ChangeLog

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• Switched from American-style knife and fork with dominant hand swap maneuvering to standard fixed knife in dominant and fork in alternate handed meal consumption. Use napkin to fix fork inaccuracies on non-ambidextrous systems after upgrading. Beta users can also spoon/fork now.

• Posting now requires “command-return” where it used to require “return”. Use command-return a second time or bang on the escape key to un-full-screen every other app this error transfers to.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@gravely/107797954684040653

Trying to find a gd post I know I made and it isn’t this one or the nonsense I boosted moments ago and I’m giving up on finding what I wanted but anyway, imho, this finger wag should be a standard ligature or whatever.

My mom has never acknowledged the times I used to sneak out of the house to do crimes. I’m pretty sure she knew or at least knows now (thanks, Sis) but she sure doesn’t post about it. Respect.

It was fun how everyone rallied around Bradbury’s “There Will Come Soft Rains" yesterday. Someone cool in chat suggested Henry Kuttner and C. L. Moore’s “Vintage Season” ( https://www.fadedpage.com/showbook.php?pid=20220847) as another great story-about-a-house and I enjoyed it last night.

TWCSR reminded me of PKD’s Autofac ( https://www.philipdick.com/mirror/websites/pkdweb/short_stories/Autofac.htm), which made for a pretty good if only kinda sorta related (as per) episode of Electric Dreams ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6902176/), which I really wish had expanded into a modern day Amazing Stories. Neither, unfortunately, are quite old enough to be able to share directly.