NB The fifth @Yelp star is reserved for happy endings—but only if the price is reasonable, service is prompt, and they fake it really well.

Posted on Twitter over 15 years ago and archived here at /twitter/2011/05/21/tweet-71999534066180096/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections.
Proximate posts in the Twitter collection
newer Twitter post from May 21, 2011, 72012955104985088 21 May 2011
this post Twitter post from May 21, 2011, 71999534066180096 21 May 2011
older Twitter post from May 19, 2011, 71072021966102529 19 May 2011
Proximate posts in the General collection
newer Twitter post from May 21, 2011, 72012955104985088 21 May 2011
this post Twitter post from May 21, 2011, 71999534066180096 21 May 2011
older ☠ THE CLICK IS NEAR! ☠ 20 May 2011