pizza slow (high quality)

A Corona, please.”

“We only have Sol and Dos Equis sir.”

Paralysis.

“Make it a Bud Light. No. Make it a Guinness.”

Proximate posts in the Twitter collection
newer Twitter post from March 31, 2011, 53568995323949057 31 March 2011
this post Twitter post from March 31, 2011, 53567312510459907 31 March 2011
older Twitter post from March 31, 2011, 53490563609133056 31 March 2011
Proximate posts in the General collection
newer Twitter post from March 31, 2011, 53568995323949057 31 March 2011
this post Twitter post from March 31, 2011, 53567312510459907 31 March 2011
older Twitter post from March 31, 2011, 53490563609133056 31 March 2011