Starbucks is a failed KGB plot staffed by valley girls cargo-culting what Russian’s raised in miniature “American” isolation camps in eastern Europeean bubble-complexes learned in “PSYOPS 325: Surplus Confusion”.
Posted on Facebook over 15 years ago and archived here at /facebook/2011/08/13/16-20-00-starbucks-is-a-failed-kgb-plot-staffed-by-valley-g/ in the Facebook collection.
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