Pizza Slow, Starbucks is a failed KGB plot staffed by valley girls cargo

Starbucks is a failed KGB plot staffed by valley girls cargo-culting what Russian’s raised in miniature “American” isolation camps in eastern Europeean bubble-complexes learned in “PSYOPS 325: Surplus Confusion”.

Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon August 13, 2011 - 4:20 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/08/13/16-20-00-starbucks-is-a-failed-kgb-plot-staffed-by-valley-g/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/08/13/16-20-00-starbucks-is-a-failed-kgb-plot-staffed-by-valley-g/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

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2011	4	383	290	8	20	–	–	–	–	–	705
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2013	–	165	512	196	–	–	3	–	–	–	876
2014	–	73	670	270	–	–	–	6	–	–	1019
2015	–	74	889	554	–	–	11	2	–	–	1530
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2017	–	–	–	429	47	–	5	7	–	–	488
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2026	1	–	–	–	–	–	–	98	77	6	182
total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	571	2261	74	12176