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title: "Starbucks is a failed KGB plot staffed by valley girls cargo"
date: "2011-08-13T16:20:00"
tags:
  - "facebook"
---

Starbucks is a failed KGB plot staffed by valley girls cargo-culting what Russian's raised in miniature "American" isolation camps in eastern Europeean bubble-complexes learned in "PSYOPS 325: Surplus Confusion".