Pizza Slow, Don't click a cow, man!

Don’t click a cow, man!

—Herodotus

Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 23, 2011 - 10:39 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/23/10-39-00-dont-click-a-cow-man/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/23/10-39-00-dont-click-a-cow-man/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

Proximate posts in the Facebook collection
Newer	This sprained wrist is going to be annoying for a while	24 July 2011
Newer	If I'm going to get 30+ of you past the double doors into my	23 July 2011
This post	Don't click a cow, man!	23 July 2011
Older	North Beach Trans-Amerifog	22 July 2011
Older	Call me morbid, call me pale,	22 July 2011

Proximate posts in the General collection
Newer	Twitter post from July 23, 2011, 94917997445124096	23 July 2011
Newer	If I'm going to get 30+ of you past the double doors into my	23 July 2011
This post	Don't click a cow, man!	23 July 2011
Older	North Beach Trans-Amerifog	22 July 2011
Older	Call me morbid, call me pale,	22 July 2011

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Like lots of people I suppose, I think of who I was and what I posted more than a year or two ago to be, on average, a little cringe. More than five years old? A little embarassing. Ten or more years old? A little shameful. On average, of course. So it goes.

In spite of all that, or in order to grow, I've horded my embarassments from various platforms over the years and present them here for your avoidance. This is not a place of honor, and so on.

Search the archives or browse by platform by year below.

Posts by platform by year, 1999–2026
	Blog	Facebook	Twitter	Tumblr	Instagram	Path	Vimeo	Strava	Mastodon	Bookwyrm	total

total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	571	2261	75	12177
1999	7	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	7
2000	10	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	10
2001	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	0
2002	23	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	23
2003	35	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	35
2004	85	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	85
2005	150	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	150
2006	83	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	83
2007	72	16	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	88
2008	33	546	169	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	748
2009	10	407	744	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	1161
2010	6	195	352	3	–	–	–	–	–	–	556
2011	4	383	290	8	20	–	–	–	–	–	705
2012	–	372	254	124	19	16	1	–	–	–	786
2013	–	165	512	196	–	–	3	–	–	–	876
2014	–	73	670	270	–	–	–	6	–	–	1019
2015	–	74	889	554	–	–	11	2	–	–	1530
2016	–	55	12	389	1	–	3	–	–	–	460
2017	–	–	–	429	47	–	5	7	–	–	488
2018	–	–	–	414	45	–	–	7	123	–	589
2019	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	–	210	–	211
2020	–	–	–	–	–	–	3	2	452	–	457
2021	–	–	–	–	–	–	7	8	404	–	419
2022	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	4	422	–	427
2023	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	48	214	13	276
2024	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	167	205	33	405
2025	–	–	–	–	–	–	2	222	154	22	400
2026	1	–	–	–	–	–	–	98	77	7	183
total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	571	2261	75	12177