Pizza Slow, Step one: Create and maintain a boardwalk classic: Whack-a-m

Step one: Create and maintain a boardwalk classic: Whack-a-mole
Step two: Introduce bugs in the software controlling whack-a-mole that keep popping up only to be squashed back down with a consulting-mallet exactly modeling how the physical game works
Step three:

Sometimes, reality is literary.

Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon February 26, 2011 - 8:30 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/02/26/08-30-00-step-one-create-and-maintain-a-boardwalk-classic-w/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/02/26/08-30-00-step-one-create-and-maintain-a-boardwalk-classic-w/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

Proximate posts in the Facebook collection
Newer	Lonesome No More!	01 March 2011
Newer	Everything wrong is right again	28 February 2011
This post	Step one: Create and maintain a boardwalk classic: Whack-a-m	26 February 2011
Older	BOGOST: FIX YOUR HIGH SCORE PUBLISHING	25 February 2011
Older	#CF Click Friday: My Cow	25 February 2011

Proximate posts in the General collection
Newer	Twitter post from February 26, 2011, 41562648910893056	26 February 2011
Newer	Twitter post from February 26, 2011, 41551782425542656	26 February 2011
This post	Step one: Create and maintain a boardwalk classic: Whack-a-m	26 February 2011
Older	Twitter post from February 25, 2011, 41285259345530880	25 February 2011
Older	Twitter post from February 25, 2011, 41195194623868928	25 February 2011

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