Pizza Slow, Twitter post from April 22, 2009, 1584941435

Dear three color, 9 bullet point, executive e-mail signature: You are the lambo-doored, buick-ported 1994 Type-R Celica of e-mail.

Posted on Twitter over 17 years agoon April 22, 2009 - 12:00 AM and archived here at /twitter/2009/04/21/tweet-1584941435/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2009/04/21/tweet-1584941435/ in the Twitter and Facebook collections in both HTML and markdown.

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Like lots of people I suppose, I think of who I was and what I posted more than a year or two ago to be, on average, a little cringe. More than five years old? A little embarassing. Ten or more years old? A little shameful. On average, of course. So it goes.

In spite of all that, or in order to grow, I've horded my embarassments from various platforms over the years and present them here for your avoidance. This is not a place of honor, and so on.

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