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title: "Tweet #342787173327704065"
date: 2013-06-06 23:36:45 +00
tags: twitter
templateEngineOverride: njk,md
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{% raw %}I’ve carefully trained myself to not be a speakerphone mute-button jerk.

When I actually need it, 50/50 I’ll hit the other red button.{% endraw %}