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title: "Tweet #288500986090233857"
date: 2013-01-08 04:22:49 +00
tags: twitter
templateEngineOverride: njk,md
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{% raw %}“Uh, I got this stuff on my hands and now they feel slimy and soap doesn’t work.”

“Oh, it’s eating the fats in your skin. Use baking soda.”{% endraw %}