Me: sir, reporting to discord support for duty, sir

open source volunteer: what is it now, computer janitor

me: sir, I’m stuck trying to get this feature to work after performing all of the rituals, sir

open source volunteer: that feature doesn’t work right now.

me [quietly, to myself, fist pumping in the air, ‘I knew it! for fuck’s sake’]: sir, thank you very much, sir.