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source: mastodon
date: 2023-03-14 15:01:05.26 +00
title: "Mastodon post from March 14, 2023, 110022234292918479"
post_uri: https://mastodon.social/users/gravely/statuses/110022234292918479
post_id: 110022234292918479
tags:
  - mastodon
descendants:
- 110022278068946625
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Ah, jeeze, these hamsicks and circle-As are really picky about having the crust cut off of their diagonal cut PB&Js and the skins peeled off of their apple slices and etc, and etc. I really [looks into the camera] "do not get it" (I'm trying to make my catchphrase go viral)



peeking into the party around the person I don't know who opened the door: Hey!

Slightly later over a beer: uh, so what do you do? (people love this question)

Oh me? I'm a founder. We make [unintelligible]. Haha, yeah, no, it's software for cold calling people. No yeah it still “works” ha ha ha. You don’t answer your phone? Wow do you mind if I double-click on that, I [looks into the camera] "do not get it" (I'm trying to make my catchphrase go viral at the party)