Weird Browsers

My 1995 self would be very interested to find that that my browser no longer has a stop button, or any other navigation buttons. And that it uses a weird form of MDI, like tabs in an application’s preferences.

My 1995 self would probably be pretty confused that I consider my bookmarks menu to be a vestigial feature that hasn’t been cleared of the software’s defaults or populated with any categorized reference material. And that a download manager is built in, and not shameful browser side-ware. And that, still, nobody cares about anything similar to VRML.

My 1995 self would probably not understand at all that my browser has a default deny policy for all plugins and javascript. And that it hides comments on any page from other “netizens” besides the author. And that it has a huge button that hides all the pictures and videos and ads and style and just shows the text in a suck.com style readable format. And that it has two export buttons that save the text off-web somewhere because things on the web disappear or are hard to find. And that I don’t hide ads because I understand that adults need to be paid for their work.

August 30th, 2013 7:04pm

Proximate posts in the Tumblr collection
Newer Radio? 01 September 2013
White vinegar, Chinook IPA, Hetch Hetchy, and bleach. I have no idea what I am doing. on Flickr. 31 August 2013
This post Post #59826399620 31 August 2013
Older Post #59781545959 30 August 2013
Janeway’s liberal interpretation of the prime directive finally got Voyager to the Alpha Quadrant, on the corner of 18th and Lexington. on Flickr. 29 August 2013
Proximate posts in the General collection
Newer Twitter post from August 31, 2013, 373841569914183680 31 August 2013
Twitter post from August 31, 2013, 373715215952527360 31 August 2013
This post Post #59826399620 31 August 2013
Older Twitter post from August 31, 2013, 373616229044342784 31 August 2013
The NSA 30 August 2013

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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