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N
evver
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Let’s dance
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December 7th, 2013 9:42pm
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goodbyekellybelly: teayogaanddemons: emilyonthewall: bead-bead: upallnightogetloki: jynxwrites: cleolinda: kdhart: leahclifford: zapapplejammer: allonsyevans: beautyofsorrow: this-i-swearbythestars: sassypiratehooker: everkings: ludditeheart: britishmiraclediet: bakingwithsatan: ibeggedformercytwice: ifitsbritishimprobablyafan: plushmistress: OMG THIS. Dedicating this post to the word “plethora.” Chasm… I”ll never live that down… Most of the words within my vocabulary. prologue, epilogue, I salute you Debut AND autonomous :D Epitome. Genre. Colonel…. “asylum” was mine cacophony. i still maintain that i was right. chaos Coercion Island (in my defense, it was first grade) niche. Cherokee. Segue. Also, half my vocabulary in general. faux. *flush* ‘Invalid’ in reference to a person. I used to pronounce it like 'invalid’ as in 'not valid’.Also clandestine (Thanks, Loki, for reminding me last night)There are a lot more but I forgot Detritus. (I said “dee-tree-us.”) Compromise (CAN-promise!) Funny how most of these words are from french. 40% of the English language is from French →