Pizza Slow, Post #59103426852

Unpitchable: I Am an Omniscient 18-Year-Old Boy

August 23rd, 2013 6:55am

Posted on Tumblr over 13 years agoon August 23, 2013 - 1:55 PM and archived here at /tumblr/2013/08/23/unpitchable-i-am-an-omniscient-18-year-old-boy/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/tumblr/2013/08/23/unpitchable-i-am-an-omniscient-18-year-old-boy/ in the Tumblr collection in both HTML and markdown.

Proximate posts in the Tumblr collection
Newer	Post #59321100377	25 August 2013
Newer	The Dialog Box on Flickr.	23 August 2013
This post	Post #59103426852	23 August 2013
Older	Post #58845269874	21 August 2013
Older	nevver: Cthul-Aid	18 August 2013

Proximate posts in the General collection
Newer	Twitter post from August 23, 2013, 371002312136736768	23 August 2013
Newer	The Dialog Box on Flickr.	23 August 2013
This post	Post #59103426852	23 August 2013
Older	Twitter post from August 22, 2013, 370591076131672064	22 August 2013
Older	Prepare to revise your password reset workflows	22 August 2013

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Like lots of people I suppose, I think of who I was and what I posted more than a year or two ago to be, on average, a little cringe. More than five years old? A little embarassing. Ten or more years old? A little shameful. On average, of course. So it goes.

In spite of all that, or in order to grow, I've horded my embarassments from various platforms over the years and present them here for your avoidance. This is not a place of honor, and so on.

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2002	23	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	23
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2004	85	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	85
2005	150	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	150
2006	83	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	83
2007	72	16	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	88
2008	33	546	169	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	748
2009	10	407	744	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	1161
2010	6	195	352	3	–	–	–	–	–	–	556
2011	4	383	290	8	20	–	–	–	–	–	705
2012	–	372	254	124	19	16	1	–	–	–	786
2013	–	165	512	196	–	–	3	–	–	–	876
2014	–	73	670	270	–	–	–	6	–	–	1019
2015	–	74	889	554	–	–	11	2	–	–	1530
2016	–	55	12	389	1	–	3	–	–	–	460
2017	–	–	–	429	47	–	5	7	–	–	488
2018	–	–	–	414	45	–	–	7	123	–	589
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2023	–	–	–	–	–	–	1	48	214	13	276
2024	–	–	–	–	–	–	–	167	205	33	405
2025	–	–	–	–	–	–	2	222	154	22	400
2026	1	–	–	–	–	–	–	98	80	7	186
total	519	2286	3892	2387	132	16	38	571	2264	75	12180